NAS - HALFTIME
I got it going on, even flip ‘em on this song
Every afternoon, I kick half the tune
And in the darkness, I’m heartless like when the narcs hit
Word to marcus Garvey or heartless Sparkton
Cuz when I blast the herb, that’s my word
I be slaying them fast, doing this, that in the third
But chill, past the entree and let’s lay
I bag bitches up at John Jay and hit a mantinee
Putting hits on 5-0
Cuz when it’s my time to go, I wait for God wit the fo-fo
And biters can’t come near
And yo, go to hell to the foul cop who shot Garcia
I won’t plant seeds, don’t need an extra mouth I can’t feed
That’s extra Phillie change, more cash for that weed
This goes out to Manhatten, the island of Staten
Brooklyn, Queens is living fat and
The Boogie Down, enuff props, enuff clout
Illwill, rest in peace, yo, I’m out

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Borat at Comic Con

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Bloggers ogle at Google Earth’s topless sunbathers

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$$$
I remember making a blog post …and people would look at me like “you’re a fucking asshole” and I go noooo you don’t understand…!!!

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ARTIE LANGE’S BEER LEAGUE PREMIERE RED CARPET PIX
View Here

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GET A MAC ADS

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COOL T-SHIRT DESIGN EH?
buy it here if you have $33 to spend lol.

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) September 24, 2006

MEAT CURTAINS -ITS NOT WHAT’S FOR DINNER!
That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she’s one of those unfortunates born like this, or she’s seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.
Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo’ meat curtains look like a freakin’ gyro sandwich!

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) September 24, 2006

THESE DUDES NEED TO EAT SPINACH AND CROAK!
Just because it’s not illegal doesn’t mean it’s OK
Turns out in Wisconsin, it’s not against the law to have sex with a corpse

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NICE White and Nerdy…
Weird-Al is back!

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