HAPPY B-DAY TO MY MAN ROLE*AND (ROLAND)
I DEDICATE TODAY’S WORD OF THE DAY TO HIM IN LIGHT OF HIS RECENT RUN INS WITH DA POPO:
1. Hemmed Up
To be arrested or jumped. Any thing that may hold you up. An inconvenience may be refered to as a Hem Up.
Also to fix the hemline on the bottom of a dress or pair of pants. Shortenting a dress or pair of pants.
“Man, I got hemmed up last night, and pigs took the sack I just got!”
“These suckas hemmed me up and jacked my wallet and gold chain.”
“Sorry I couldn’t make it last night, I got all hemmed up at work, and didnt get out of there till midnight.”

HAPPY BDAY HOMIE!
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I AM NOT ACCUSTOMED TO FEEL ALRIGHT
hat tip: obi

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 29, 2006

Few days are good most days are bad this day is the best day ill ever have.. woke up w/ a pain in my brain eager to crash this day is the best day ill ever have just snatch the blade when she takes a stab this day is the best day ill ever have he put down the needle and became a dad this day is the best!~

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Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 29, 2006

HRMM
Cage & LiLoh…ill folks :)
You notice the connection right? $

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 28, 2006

MAN…
That’s interesting… listening to last Tuesday’s Stern show –me and Howie got shit loads in common — the latest?
Both of our Grandmothers (–father’s mother) died of a hit and run on the side of a road…
sigh.

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 27, 2006

FLAVA OF CRAP
The Episode You’ve All Been Hearing About:

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 27, 2006

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Some people are like slinkys…not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 27, 2006

EXPOSED!
Fat girl angle shotA photograph of a secretly fat girl with the camera looking slightly down from above to hide cheek chubbiness and chin multiplicity. Found in personal ads, LJ icons etc. The most overt symptom of those afflicted with internet disease.

Men can also use the fat girl angle shot in order to turn into an E-donis.

This technique is also occasionally referred to as the “livejournal head tilt”.
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AS HEARD ABOUT ON THE STERN SHOW
Not Safe For Work
My Daughter is F*cking A Black Dude.com
wozers…

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