BY THE WIZZAY
Some things I am in love with…
Firefox v2.0 Alpha 3
(to get your extensions compatible use: nightly tester tools)
and last but not least…
My iTunes podcast!
okay not really, but it is my itunes music store sort of placemarker (for now)…and
when I post mp3 links to my blog, it loads up in the rss feed/podcast in itunes, so feel free to subscribe… the worst you’ll get is either some hip-hop or comedy, until the shab00ty dynasty can get it’s act together and do some radio shows like we all know they can…
That’s all for now.

Cheers,
Shab00tymangTM2k6+&beyond

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 31, 2006

THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD READ…
I can’t help but to agree with most of the stuff here…
PCWorld’s “The 25 Worst Tech Products of All Time”

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 30, 2006

SCAMMING THE SCAMMER PHENOMENONS
Well, first there was the “The P-P-P-Powerbook” story…
and now there is the “The broken laptop I sold on eBay” story…
both are pretty kick-ass. or should I say, “and that’s kicking your ass!”

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 30, 2006

FACES OF METH…
fear…
Before and after pix of the effects of Methamphetamine use…
(click link to see)

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 30, 2006

WELL…SPACE TRAVELERS, EARTH BOUND EARTHLINGS
In case you haven’t noticed the posts have slowed to a crawl…
I guess the biggest reason why is just because I have been so busy…
Just in May, I traveled to Canada twice, and attend two conferences (2-3 days each).
My days have been far from routine…
Who knows what June holds in store for me…
Just to give you an idea of how behind I am, in my rituals, I am listening to the Stern show from May 5th right now… how sad is that?
Anyways…
Time for a link dump– in otherwords, interesting links to post about but I am either too lazy, tired, or time-constrained to bother, so I am just going to post the links:
Here is a nice collection of Anti-Woman jokes on Sickipedia (Building the world’s best selection of sick jokes)
Here is a pretty kick-ass wallpaper -I am thinking of making it my myspace background (it looks cool if you have an lcd flat-screen, like moi).
And last but not least, the urban dictionary definition for Lub, since love has been such a key theme around here lately…
1. lub
A simple, cutsey and Flirty word Between Like, Luv and Love.

When speaking (especially online) to someone where ‘Love’ or ‘Luv’ is still too scary of a word and ‘Like’ just doesnt quite sum it up, Lub or Lubith is a great alternative.

See also lubith

” I lub you Mary!”

“I Lub the way your eyes look in the moonlight”

“We should go see that movie because I think you would lubith those types of comedies”…
——

-CHEERS FOLKS,
b00ty

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 29, 2006

JUST GOT DONE WITH MY QUARTERLY PHONE CONVO W/ THE EX—
Her: “Why were you talkin shit bout me on your blog -though I don’t read it everyday”…
Last I checked, I don’t talk shit everyday…
maybe every other day but surely not everyday…
so yeah in awkward conversations I’ve ever had in my life that ranks up there in the top 3…which is quite amazing –the person ya used to talk the most to in your life, is now the wind that causes you to piss on yourself…
which brings me to an urban dictionary definition for:
cunty
adj. used to describe a persons mood especially when they are acting like a bitch on the rag.
“Hey Tommy, quit acting so fuckin’ cunty!”

in other words…
I extend the olive branch out and it gets used as a tampon– that’s not what the Greeks had in mind, nor did I.
So there’s that question of how good or bad the convo went…well let’s say we condensed 3 months into 4 minutes… quite the feat lol.
so the question of humility comes up…
along with these phrases that have constantly been swirling around in my head in relation to my past ex- or what have you…
two phrases: too big for your britches
and
in over your head.

in otherwords, I still to this day feel that her britches have swallowed her up in and over her head.
translation:
chill the fuck out, stop being cunty, don’t expect another call from me til “next quarter” –which at that point I should be in my new crib in “NoVA,” and the bottom line -I don’t give a fuck -neither should you! -how’s that for “true colors.”

p.s.
let me give some love to the dynasty in order of last appearances:
shab00ty, kuntaskid, ol’hen, leroy, philthy, and of course fatalimage!
:)
[and if you're wondering why would I shout out my cliq o geniuses in a 'chick' related post, the answer is when the dust settles, and the tampons are all dried, your homies will still be there for ya...but the only difference is we're all gonna be famous lol -smiggon of difference!]
p.p.s. that pic is what my ex would look like if she was a blonde haired mannequin lol…
p.p.p.s. last night I accidently broke that “florida” shot glass you got me –sigh you broke my ex-ex’s las vegas shot glass she had gotton me and I broke my ex-’s [your] florida one lol…sigh! it’s okay I have my new vancouver and ottawa one$
$$$ keep making that paper $$$ (that’s the true moral of the story).
and yes, vancouver chicks blow american chicks away –hello!
$

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 27, 2006

NEW DR. OCTAGON!
Download the “A Gorilla Driving A Pick-Up Truck” - Rob Sonic Road Rage Remix now!
Download the Ants (The Money Fight Fire Ants Remix) now!
Download the Al Green (The Gray Kid Al Greezy remix) now!
Download the Mike Relm 20 minute Return of Dr Octagon megamix now!

more info:
thereturnofdroctagon.com

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 26, 2006

JUST THE THOUGHTS OF THE NIGHT
I love boyfriends on their girlfriend’s screennames…and by love meaning a) it amuses me and b) i hate it…
I always gave my ex-broad that respect and privacy and never jumped on her s/n or msg’d her guy friends or talked to them when she got IMd…
I’m not really sure what the moral of the story here is though cause after all now she’s my ex-bitch.
I think my point is that their aint no b/f material as cool as me cause I am a chill mellow mother fucker… once I found a guy’s phone number in my cunt’s (by cunt I mean ex-’s) ’s back jean pocket after she had gotton back from a week at the beach… What’d I do? I just laughed and was like ya know I gotta tare this up now right? and threw it away… -let’s flip the coin… once my nosey psycho ex, was just going through the dashboard in my car, and going through old papers, finds a piece of paper w/ a phone number on it— now #1, this paper was from years and years ago #2 there was no name on it #3 so I didn’t even know who the number belonged to… –yet at the risk of it being a girls #, she threw it out the window…
can we say psycho cunts?…

anyways in different news,
my big time hollywood director friend just got back to me today.
From: MJ
Subject: So… I owe you an interview!
Body: Hey brother, finished second season of the Breaking Bonaduce! Now I’m directing a show with 3,6, Mafia called “There Goes the Neighborhood” for MTV and Katalyst (Ashton Kutchers co.). Then I’m on to another series for MTV called “Rob and Big Black”. Let me know if you still want to do the interview. The second season starts in October and it’s pretty damn crazy!
Late,
MJ
…

So yeah, long as the infamously busy MJ finds time to call me up and do the phone interview, it will happen and then show up here.
Will post more news as I getz it.
-1-
s-h-a

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 23, 2006

SUPERMAN RETURNS
Trailer
click to view:

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 21, 2006

HRMMM. . .
Man i had a weird dream.. was at a party and peeps was orgy’n and the chick I was coupled with apparently was a hoooker and I hit it raw lol…
It wasn’t even really an orgy it was almost like a giant bed and they had people like doing syncronized fucking… lol like 8 couples all doin it starting at the same time in the same position (missionary or whatevs) ..weird huh?
oh and i visited japan …. and yea the hittin a hooker raw thing freakd me out to where i woke up from it .. i think i was in japan and england too boggle , and one of my co-workers who I was in england with got arrested and shit and I think we had to miss our flight… he got arrested for being roudy in a dept store smackin on this chicks ass and shit… hrmm what else happened.. when the bullet train in japan came into the station the wheels/tracks were flaming and evvery1 was freaking out trying to rush off the train… I remember we were hangin out w/ sisters… and i was talkin to the younger one… but I forget the details… I musta gotton all the way to the third F in the 3′Fs series so that’s why I can’t remember.. (Find em f-em forget em).
Talk about REM sleep!
$

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 20, 2006