WHY DO WHITE CHICKS LOVE POSTING PIX OF THEIR ASS ON MYSAPCE WHEN EITHER
A) they have no ass or B) they got a gargantuan ass…
that’s not hot, see:

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) March 31, 2006

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO NATALIE LOL
and yes I will shits on a bitch if need be…
AHAHAHA THIS iS SO DEDICATED TO HER VIA PIX LOL INSIDE JOKE!!!
touchtheskygay
AIM
11:28
what im talking about is that u need to take it down because it is incredibly rude to rate girls that u think ur talkin to like that.. u arent a pimp, so dont try to act like u are one by putting up girls u talk to on myspace like it actually means anything
11:28
thats what im talkin about

shabooty
AIM
11:29
shrugg— its not like i put anything serious or “deep” about any1 –very generalizable — and i didnt name names and my blog is for my amusement –you’re the only person that is complaining– so stop tripping
11:30
and i dont rate girls i just say their either on the positve end of the scope or negative

touchtheskygay
AIM
11:30
just because im the only person complaining doesnt mean im not the only one bothered by it.. and if i want to say something im going to whether u like it or not
11:30
k

shabooty
AIM
11:31
heh shure thing hun

touchtheskygay
AIM
11:32
yep

shabooty
AIM
11:33
half those bitches i never even met so you’re right when u say talking to som1 on myspace doesnt mean anything but last time i checked my blog doesnt have to be politically correct either

touchtheskygay
AIM
11:34
k i really dont care what ur excuses and whatever are.. u putting that up there is disrespectful and incredibly rude
11:34
and calling girls bitches is too.. u arent gonna get far with that one either

shabooty
AIM
11:35
heh okay hun — i read your away message last night too i guess some other guy was “rude” to you too? ive never been rude to you–if i post something as a joke and u find it “rude” thats on ya
11:35
lol
11:35
its called shtick
11:35
get over it

touchtheskygay
AIM
11:36
being rude to a person and being a rude person in general are two different things hun.. and being a rude person in general, which is exactly what you are, is ugly

shabooty
AIM
11:36
if ya cant laugh about it i dont care its no sweat off my back ya kno?

touchtheskygay
AIM
11:37
trust me love im just tryin to help u out.. cuz i really dont give a fuck what u think or write about me..
11:37
its not people not being able to take your jokes, its your jokes being disrespectful and rude.. thats what it comes down to

shabooty
AIM
11:38
yea well my aim isn’t to make every1 happy other than myself and i am happy as is and that includes w/o any self censoring– i got out of a long relationship to be able to talk freely -last thing i want is to have to keep my trap shut for someone… i guess

touchtheskygay
AIM
11:40
u can write things about ur life and people without showing them to the entire world.. u can write blogs that not everyone has to see.. and by posting it to everybody, u showed that u completely lack respect for these people and their feelings by posting personal information, even if it was just their initials or whatever, they know what its about, and that someone could figure out it was them.. and thats just messed up

shabooty
AIM
11:41
wtf i say bout u that you’re so bent up about anyway?

touchtheskygay
AIM
11:42
its not me, like i said i really dont care.. its the idea that u think its ok just to post shit about people and their personal lives like that
11:42
u arent respecting their personal space, and ur objectifying them by tallyin them up like that..

shabooty
AIM
11:43
lol i didnt even post personal things thats the funny part half of it is merely if a) have it talked to this person in a while or b) have i not- if i havent then I am down on em— LOL whatever natalie

touchtheskygay (Autoreply)
AIM
11:43
Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I’m exposed
And it’s no big surprise
Don’t you think I know
Exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me
To hold your hand

I’m just a girl, what’s my destiny?
What I’ve succumbed to
Is making me numb

11:43
k just keep tryin to defend urself, thats cool

shabooty
AIM
11:43
shrug

touchtheskygay
AIM
11:43
im done with this
11:43
bye

shabooty
AIM
11:43
okay hun go to hell bye

touchtheskygay (Autoreply)
AIM
11:43
Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I’m exposed
And it’s no big surprise
Don’t you think I know
Exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me
To hold your hand

I’m just a girl, what’s my destiny?
What I’ve succumbed to
Is making me numb

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) March 30, 2006

OMG I FOUND SOME MUST SEE VIDS (AGAIN)
Scarface the short version (n.s.f.w.)

Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Friendly Greeting

What’s For Breakfast (Prime Minister pt2.)

Leprechaun In Tree, Part 1 ****SUPER FUNNY****MUST SEE****
Related: Leprechaun In Tree, Part 2

Three 6 Mafia at The Oscars

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) March 30, 2006

HOT READS:

• Wilmer Valderrama airs his dirty laundry on Howard Stern show
• (talks about LiLoh)

• Sharon Stone advocates Oral Sex!!!

$$$

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) March 29, 2006

ARE YOU LISTENING MR. UFO MAN?
Philly tha Stunna
AIM
11:40
yo this joint is hot as fuck!!
11:40
im on another power move
11:41
making tracks n shit

shabooty
AIM
11:41
tru

Philly tha Stunna
AIM
11:41
ahemd n i building wit this joint i wanna get u on this track
11:41
we spit about religions and shit namean

shabooty
AIM
11:41
lol
11:41
i just like it when we talk/rap grimey

Philly tha Stunna
AIM
11:42
THAT’S AN AWAY MESSAGE

shabooty
AIM
11:42
hehe my religion is fuck bitches =)
11:42
PRAISeS DO TO ALL’EMBITCHESONDEYNEES

Philly tha Stunna
AIM
11:43
LOL
11:43
that joints is great
11:43
i love it

shabooty
AIM
11:45
tru dat… i wanna do a joint w/ me u and rol’ whenever logitstically that can happen =)

Philly tha Stunna
AIM
11:52
o word is bond
11:52
that track is platinum
11:52
namean
11:53
talk about philthy shit

shabooty
AIM
11:53
heh

Philly tha Stunna
AIM
11:53
I LOVE IT!

Philly tha Stunna
AIM
12:11
iight im out
12:11
1

shabooty
AIM
12:11
1

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) March 29, 2006

PAPIYAT_EDITED
AIM
9:30
so i was working today right
9:30
and it was suuuuuuuuuper busy

shabooty
AIM
9:31
…rite

PAPIYAT_EDITED
AIM
9:31
and i go to the “beauty bar”
9:31
its got like
9:31
hairspray, hair ties, deodorant, water cooler
9:31
stuff like that in it
9:31
and as i walk by
9:31
someone had takenall of the cups
9:31
and made a huge cup pyramid
9:31
like 5 foot high

shabooty
AIM
9:32
yea
9:32
tell ur story

PAPIYAT_EDITED
AIM
9:32
shut up

shabooty
AIM
9:32
LOL
9:32
is that it thats the story?
9:32
wheres the punchline
9:32
LOL
9:32
WTF

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) March 29, 2006

ON MARCH 13th I MADE A POST ABOUT THE CHICKS I BEEN TALKING TO AND HOW IT’S LIKE A LITERAL VOLATILE STOCK MARKET
Instead of flavor of the months I literally have flavor of the hours (i.e. like some1 one hour and don’t sweat ‘em the next).
SO WELCOME TO MY UPDATED HOLLYHOE STOCK EXCHANGE:
To the point of literally if a chick was a stock on the stockmarket, one day it could be a penny stock and the next it could be google (before it lost all that value).
So I am going to name some people who I have been “talking to” and then rate them as having gone UP lately DOWN or stayed the same —I guess I am going to use initials along with reasonings (and note that this shit literally changes by the day if not hour):
BJ vvv down, haven’t talked to the biatch in days…
N. vvv down, -apparently her ex- trolls around on her screename and trys to bust my chops when he can’t get over the broad lol…what a llama…
G. vvv down, -I want to say neutral but overall down mainly cause haven’t seen her in a couple weeks.
I. vvv down, -again another broad I haven’t talked to in a week or so.
A.^^^up, slightly that is— to be decided but been talkin…
J. vvv down, f-ed up hangin out last thurs.
E. — neutral, we need to get pho together.
E#2 ^^^up, who knows this one seems all about timing :)
A#2 vvv down, on your period?
M vvv down, boring personality
B ^^^ up, she finally broke up w/ her bf who is “in jail” -laughable…
N#2 ^^^ up, but borderline neutral -still though overall up, cause they are good company…
R ^^^ up, talk about sounds like a good time :P
H ^^^ up, we need to def hang -but haven’t caught up w/ her in a couple days.
L ^^^ up, what’s hotter than a chick who’s a freak and has a court case in the morning lol
A#3 — neutral, neutral for now -lets hope that is temp cause wow am I way up on this chick, meaning I think she is a TEN, folks-ya a dime piece! :)
=========
THE COUNT:
7 VVV DOWN
2 — NEUTRAL
7 ^^^ UP
____________TOTAL: 16

that’s all for now, folks :)
I might do more updates to this list lol if there are much changes…(I am sure there will be).

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) March 29, 2006

THIS VIDEO SOUNDS TOO CREEPY FOR ME TO WANT TO WATCH IT
Giant centipede eating mouse.
A giant centipede, scolopendra gigantea robusta, killing and eating a mouse. This specimen was not yet full grown but as you can see, it was already an impressive size.

F*CK DUKE!
WAHHHHH!

Twisted Japanese amputee sex doll sites *NSFW*
here and flash video here
hat tip: maven

The XP experiment: Running Windows on a Mac
Is installing XP on an Intel Mac worth the effort?

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) March 28, 2006

SIGH
man it’d be nice to date a sushi chef (chick obviously)
anytime she wasnt in the mood for sex at least she’d make me a gangsta sushi roll to make up for it LOL

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Check out these pix of anna benson

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WORD OF THE DAY
since I was playing it relentlessly last night:
Kings
1. A drinking game using all 52 cards in a deck, drawn one at a time. Rules vary from place to place, with each card meaning a different activity must be done, but the game has one common feature all over the world: the kings cup. This cup is placed in the middle of the table, with the cards around it. Whenever a king is drawn, the person who draws it must pour some of his/her drink in the kings cup. The unlucky bastard who draws the fourth and final king in the deck must chug whatever is in this cup. Can often be some nasty, ungodly concoction if people are playing with different drinks.

2. Drinking game that centers itself around someone pulling the 4th king. 2 or more people. The larger the group the better, each person sits around and takes 1 card at a time. Each card, someone has to drink something, cards will be listed in the example. If you pull a king, you must poor a portion of the drink you are drinking into the “Center Cup”, the person who pulls the 4th king has to drink it all.

A-waterfall(person starts drinking, and the person to the left has to continue to drink until that person is done, and it goes full circle, basically the last person is screwed)
kings-pour shot in big cup
Q- all girls drink
J- all boys drink
10-Thumb Master(everytime this person puts his thumb on the table, everyone else has to, last person to do this, takes a drink)
9-Rhyme (make up a sentence and the next person has to have the last word rhyme, person who messes up has to drink)
8-categories (cars, movies, sports teams, make-up etc)
7-Rules (you get to make a drinking rule, my favorite consists of “pointing” or “cussing” because people do that all the time, its really funny when you point at someone and cuss at them, and then cuss because you have to drink for that, then drink some more)
6-2 people to your left drink
5-2 people to your right drink
4-pass out 2 drinks
3-pass out 2 drinks
2-social (everyone drink)

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FUNNY VW Commercial

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hey…
i love what ya doin to me right now
thats the best
in the front seat of my car
on the hood of my truck
what we gon do tomorrow.. i got an idea..
Fets Luck
I’m orgasmically narcoleptic ..ugh
*SNORE*

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) March 26, 2006

WORD OF THE DAY!
Strawberry Shortcake
The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner’s face, and then the male punches his partner’s nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.
I just gave my girlfriend a strawberry shortcake.

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) March 26, 2006