WELL NOW THAT ReV BOB LEVY AND JIM FLORENTINE ARE MY MYSPACE BUDDIES,
and after they wowed everyone again in episode2 of the Roasts when they roasted, Ronnie the limo driver Mund,
I got a little inspired and messaged Bob some of my efforts to use against Scott Salem -the next roast victim to be taking place in a month or so… (note that if you aren’t a Stern listener you don’t know who Scott the Engineer Salem is or understand any of the references, so this will be over your head)…also it’s worth noting only about 5 mins of my effort was put into this lol.
Date: Feb 24, 2006 1:25 AM
Body: hey bob great roast!
i got a few for the scott roast (since it put me in the spirits…)
[all I ask is you read all that I have here] :)
scott’s last name being salem is as ironic as benjy’s being brach
(cigarettes vs candies/sweets)
but I doubt people would get the candy/fat reference
Scott Salem’s having Salem as his last name is like if Alexis Stewart was named Alexis Midol.
say it with me now.. sa- lem say LYM-PHOMA you suck fuck!
scott, why was your kids bands named vertigo blue? because after reaching the career ceiling of being mentioned on the show, they had no where but to go but down
they probably wanted to be called vertigo – but that name was taken, and verti-going no where , would be too obvious.
tell me what you think of my material
Jim Florentine, famous for doing the special-ed puppet on crankyankers got back to me on myspace:
“pretty good stuff. like the vertigo blue stuff”