2006 February | shabooty.com

BREATHING IS OVERRATED
shab00ty
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1:30
…lol
1:30
it’s shtick
1:31
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Stewpit Liz
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1:33
u realize no one cares about that right?

shab00ty
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1:33
ha u reailze u’re a butterface right?

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SOME QUOTEABLES FROM THE LAST COUPLE NIGHTS:
shabooty
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i love ya too; since you’re on a diet we should go to an oxygen bar somtime

GQsw33ty
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12:10
hahah
12:10
sounds greaaaat

shabooty
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12:11
lets see pay 15 bucks to get a chick even more SOBER

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shabooty
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ive lost more sleep trying to sleep on my stomach with a boner thinkin bout (NAME) - than over mah ex!

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shabooty
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9:44
aint no pussy worth gettin arrested over unless it’s lindsay lohan and she gets jailed for giving me a heart attack

SeXyKiTtEn
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9:44
Lmao.
9:44
My boyfriend likes lindsay lohan too.

shabooty
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9:44
i am her biggest fan lol

SeXyKiTtEn
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9:44
‘lol

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ANON (I don’t want to get her in trouble)
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9:30
By the way..
9:30
Im not supposed to say this cause i have a boyfriend

shabooty
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9:30
ok

ANON
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9:30
BUT YOU ARE SO FUCKIN HOTT

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quote of the night:
shabooty
so I’ll put the ball in your court ..leme know when ya want these balls in your court!

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MORE QUOTABLES:
shabooty
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11:48
did u see the comment I left ya?

GQsw33ty
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11:49
hahaahaaaaa
11:49
OMG..thats soo somethin ud say
11:49
u FREAK
11:49
lol

shabooty
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11:49
LOL
11:49
thats why u love me?
11:50
and you’re 5months preggers w/ my phantom baby right
11:50

GQsw33ty
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11:51
haha.. actually that day we went on a date in HS i slipped u a roofie n took advantage of u.. so our kid’s already 7yrs old

shabooty
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11:52
lol … you’re not talkin bout Labron Shab00ty are ya

GQsw33ty
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11:52
haha

shabooty
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11:53
that was so long ago that coulda been a flinstones vitamin masked roofie
11:53
no wonder i have flash backs when chicks yell out BAM BAM to me

GQsw33ty
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11:53
LOL

shabooty
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11:55
after being done by a half japanese chick i think of fred flinstone driving a toyota in the cartoon

11:55
dane cook WHO? heh jk

GQsw33ty
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11:56
hahaaa once u go 1/2 asian…
11:57
ull never want ANYTHING else!!

shabooty
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11:57
once ya go 1/2 asian, theres no other persuasion?

GQsw33ty
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11:57
exactly

shabooty
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11:58
once you go 1/2 asian, bird flu comes a shakin?
11:58
heh jk

GQsw33ty
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11:58
hahaa

shabooty
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11:59
once a go shabooty, that diaphram goes kablooey
11:59
lol sigh

GQsw33ty
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12:00
loll

shabooty
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12:00
once you go ellie your fingers go smell me

GQsw33ty
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12:01
haha

shabooty
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12:02
lol

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shabooty
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11:36
whats the longest ya been in a relatinsohi
11:37
*relationshit

ER13C3
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11:37
ha, if u can call it that, like 4 months

shabooty
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11:38
one month per inch if his pecker impressive -and on that note i am good for 2 years
11:38
jk

ER13C3
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11:38
lol

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MICROSOFT iPOD PACKAGING PARODY

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AS MUCH AS I THINK Keira Knightley IS ATTRACTIVE IS IT JUST ME OR DOES SHE HAVE A BIG HEAD esp for that chicken neck? :)
more pix here

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HOLY SH*T
Seems like everyone is breaking up now a days… I just heard about this…
I missed last Friday and this Monday’s Stern Show, but from this:

# Artie And The Vending Machine. 02/27/06. 6:00am
# Artie Depressed Over Breakup With Dana. 02/27/06. 6:05am
# Howard’s Show Moves On, Infinity Doesn’t. 02/27/06. 6:10am
# More On Artie’s Problems With Dana. 02/27/06. 6:25am

…overview, looks like Artie and I are single again LOL. . .
Poor Artie though -from the sound of it, it doesn’t sound like he’s making out so good–
Once I catch up on this news I’ll supply more info like why they broke up! wowzers…

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FLASH: DAVID LEE ROTH 1.7 SHARE MONTH OF JANUARY FROM 7.9 HOWARD STERN DECEMBER ON WXRK NYC… DEVELOPING… via drudge.

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CHECK OUT THIS FUNNY ASS TEASER FOR THIS SWEDISH MOVIE
It’s kinda like the Swedish American Pie except with Ketchup…it’s hilarious, and has subtitles.
view here! (it’s called The Ketchup Effect).

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I HAD A GOOD YEAR AND EIGHT MONTH RUN BUT NOW,
I thought I would reflect back on the bad times:
In other words, some of my anti-gf away messages I tallied up through the 20 months…
this is a movie quote but amusing nonetheless…

The quest is to be liberated from the negative, which is really our own will to nothingness. And, once having said yes to the instant, the affirmation is contagious. It bursts into a chain of affirmations that knows no limit. To say yes to one instant, is to say yes to all of existence.

she wants to be a nurse –way to aim high…

I left a trail of dead nurses, kept the id from their purses, started my own 1-900 # service, getting mad at her is a waste of time, still collecting notes when im too wasted to rhyme, you went to bed, she online w/ the webcam, go get your head slammed, limbs broke, bed pann, all for this, bitch played you for this, i.v. in your wrist and fist, pumping new piss.

I dunno the inspiration for this one but I def. was probably pissed, lol. I wish I was only as inspired lately like I used to be when I gave a fuck

damn joe….
wtf I LOOK LIKE?!
BI-POLAR FLOOZY CHICKS SUCK MAH ASS!!!
=p
sk33tsk33tsk33t
I’m like cancun…imma trip!

and the best for last (that’s a one anti-gf away message per 5 months avg –that’s not bad):

the rule book of fight club says:
rule #1 of fight club: If a chick makes you throw up in your mouth a little bit… then HEADFORTHEEHILLS!

the therapist says:
I swear I’m usually all for giving relationship advice and hoping people work through their issues but what you describe is definitely in a different category and it’s not your everyday relationship problem…she needs to be in LONG-TERM therapy and there is nothing you can do to help her not be this way…the best thing you can do is to save yourself…

and shabooty says:
IF YOU DO THE SULU DANCE, WHILE WEARING TIGHT PANTS, SOME PEOPLE MAY CALL YOU A QUEEN!!!
hit me up for the plans tonight some fun @ UMCP!

That’s all folks -PUT A FU*KIN STEAK KNIFE IN IT!

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NATASHA KOMIS *TEASER*
Subject of a shabooty.com interview
c o m i n g s o o n (a week?)
[she's the face (and body) of American Apparel (TM)]
She’s sooo hot, I had to wait until I was single to try and interview her :)
…in the meantime check out her site here.

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