LAFFLE! (Laughelle)
This quote’s courtesy of the general manager of howard100 news ;P
“I like my dick sucked like a crackwhore trying to retrieve a rock from my ballsack!”

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 29, 2005

RANDOM MYSPACE/FACEBOOK NOTABLES!
omg what a friggin trend whore.. this chick who visted ca –she had to go here and take a picture
lol sigh to go and take a picture w/ the Hs building thats lame couldnt even get inside or somethni

THIS is the same person as this . . . (sunglasses=priceless!). . . leave a comment if you want the link to join her self populated/created fan club–laugh. . .

lol wtf there’s this bi guy on myspace who’s myspace name is I love giving head :P
thats pretty gay IMO (ctsy: jon)

i can’t stand people who’s profile photos –every1 is of them are group pictures LOL WTF u clingy ass broad

i hate girls who have straight hair but big ears and their ears stick out of their hair LOL

that’s it for tonight’s critiques! :)

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 28, 2005

damn fountain>ladyinwater
OMG.. there is a teaser for The Fountain (aronofsky’s movie)*******
and Lady in the Water trailer if you havent seen it yet..
(hat tip: FI)

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 27, 2005

ETERNAL SUNSHINE IN THIS ELEVATED WORLD OF MINE
LOOKING THROUGH THIS HOUR GLASS OF TIME TRYIN TO FIND MY PURPOSE IN THIS GRAND DESIGN

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 26, 2005

I HAD AN AMAZING ZINGER EARLIER. . .
HERE’S THE CHAT DIALOG :)
—identity is removed to protect the skanky and not so innocent.
shabooty: why u hatin on thanksgiving…

broad: cuz i feel like it lol

shabooty: spreading the hate?

broad: sure am

shabooty: instead of the legs ?

broad: haha

broad: im done spreading those for the week

broad: haha

shabooty: lol

shabooty: u had enough man gravy for the week?

broad: yeah i suppose so

shabooty: lol

shabooty: kay

broad: lol

shabooty: you prolly got an ant farm of sperm in between your teeth

***ZINGER***

broad: omfg hahaa

shabooty: hahaha

broad: i didnt even go down on the last guy i had sex with haha

shabooty: lol

shabooty: if i only i cared

broad: ahaha

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 24, 2005

RUBBERS!
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,”What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son…

Men use them to have safe sex.”"Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively. Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package? ” The dad replies,”Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday.” “Cool” says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?” “Those are for college men,” the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”

“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, “Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March….etc.”

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 24, 2005

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 23, 2005

WORD OF THE DAY
1. strange
A description commonly applied by male American, bachelors in the 50s and 60s to the anonymous mass of women whom they aspired to engage in casual sex with.

A clever, still slightly naughty, synonym for more profane terms like ‘pussy’ or ‘trim’.

Bob: Hey Chuck, where’s the best place around here to find some strange?

Chuck: I’m not the cassa nova you think I am, but The Gin Mill is always crawling with strange. Shall we?

Source: fletchlives, Chicago, May 30, 2005

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 23, 2005

THINGS THAT HAPPENED RECENTLY THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN EVAR!!!

1. I flushed an empty toiletpaper cardboard roll down the toilet on accident and it didn’t even clog it :)
2. a friend’s friend said he stood outside curcuit city for 3 hours, got a voucher to get an xbox360 –just a piece of paper that says you can buy one of the limited stock and he sold it to a shmoe for 500 bucks (just the voucher not any kinda down payment).
3. Bar hopped/power-hour (:
4. My school webspace got pwned :(
5. Finally got a case for my ipod too bad it sucks (it was free).
6. Checked an email account from 2003 and all it had was spam :)
7. Got woken up today by a leaf blower (as opposed to waking up to oral lol jk)
8. Had to explain to som1 what a blog was
9. My g/f sent me pix of hot milfs?
10. I didn’t get congested at the toll! like these guys:

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 23, 2005

RECENT SPAM EMAIL I RECEIVED:
Subject: dont jerk it - do it - find a partner now
Date: Sat, 05 Nov 2005 07:33:02 +0500
From: kmayes@juno.com
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Does not have a boyfriend but is looking for one.

Princess is her name!

Very funny even: She is from the same city as you

This girl wants to meet you!!

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Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 22, 2005