EVE SEX TAPE -NSFW-
Let me guess… Adam leaked it
me: yo i found the Eve sex tape
leroy: werd? im tryna see that shyt
me: [watch here] *nsfw*
leroy: LOL, i recognize them blonde buckshots anywhere
me: lol I could recognize them meat curtains anywhere
leroy: lol, she was nappy down there too
me: you’re damn right =)
why the dildo gotta be white, huh? why the dildo gotta be white?

Related news: Eve Hires P.I. To Track Down Sex Tape Culprit

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) June 30, 2005

I HOPE YOU STAYYYY BEAUTIFUL BABY… I HOPE YOU STAYYYYY AMERICA MADE ME
america and photoshop:
Gender Benders!!!

Allow me to introduce Larry Lohan!

[hat tip: bwe blog]

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) June 30, 2005

TOM CRUISE IS TEH GEH?

You have to read this email that has something to do with Tom Cruise hooking up with Matchbox 20’s Rob Thomas, having Rob’s wife find out about it and forcing Tom to hook up with Katie Holmes to knock the gay scandal out of the press. Or something.

Read the full email titled: “THE SCOOP of the century - cruise +matchbox 20 = GAY GAY GAY“
[hat tip: ang]

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) June 30, 2005

HAH HAH, WITH A FLASH VIDEO LIKE THIS,
How could he possibly be found guilty of anything…
Michael Jackson vs. Famicon Robots [watch now]
[via: BWE]

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) June 30, 2005

SPELL WITH FLICKER

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) June 29, 2005

ODDS AND ENDS (Meaning random blurbage -all of which you should read).
You know what’s funny?
I refused to post about this video because I thought it was too homoerotic, yet I keep posting about that octopus video (see google related post before this one) —anyways you can thank Robert Taylor of TheIncipient.com for that one…(no not the octopus one, the suspect webcam thing)…
p.s. here’s a flash video for the beetlejuice song [via tony p.]

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LiLOH FANS WILL BE AMPED FOR THIS:
Thank our good friend SimpleDynasty for the below…called:
Before and after hair dye and food -the many faces of Lindsay Lohan
or as he said: “here’s a link to the many looks of Lindsay (you perv)”
If I am a perv, then he is an enabler :)

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WANNA HEAR A DREAM I HAD?
I randomly ran into [a friend] at fenway park (bos vs. ny yankees) and i had a bos hat on and they were w/ a friend and i think their friend had a yankees hat on (i dunno why that’s important) ne ways so yea i see her (the “friend”), give her a hug and then i try to tell her this long drawn out story of what had jsut happend earlier in the game (like one of those really long hard to explain, drawn out stories with a big payoff in the end) but I never got to get to the end, because there kept being all sorts of interuptions to my story… like at one point a frigging flying car comes at the stadium (like in back to the future) and every1 is staring at it and im like ugh im never gonna get to explain this neat story to this chick… lol thats it end of dream… and if you are wondering what the story was about i think it was something along the lines of some chick was giving some1 head during the game and for whatever reason that I cant remember, (let’s say the ball got hit to that direction) so it was caught on the big screen/national tv :) wow

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AND FINALLY,
A COUPLE DAYS AGO I POSTED ABOUT THE DAMN SHOW COMING TO MTV2 -well get a taste of it:
Click Here for the STANKERVISION Trailer (starting Friday July 8th).

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) June 29, 2005

YEAHH BABY!
But will it help me get laid?
$100,000 will get you a piece of hip-hop history… and a chance to meet Big Pun’s ex-wife…shrug.

Big Pun’s Widow Liza Rios, is auctioning off the deceased rapper’s diamond & gold “Terror Squad” pendant on eBay. Pun originally paid $100,000 for the chain, which contains over 1,900 diamonds. According to the auction page, the family is struggling, having received $8,000 since the rapper passed away in 2000 of a heart attack. read more.

Bid for the item here (eBay). current bid: US $12,300.00

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) June 29, 2005

CIRCLE JERKING IN 3D!
well well well nerds unite for a google circle-jerk fest
Google has released two new reasons to have a circle jerk.
First, there is Google Earth, which reached beta and the public. I think it’s kinda like google maps satellite meets 3D. I would download and try this prog. but right now mac isn’t supported.
The other toy which rivals yahoo’s version, is the all new Google Video search –now I am just waiting to see if the infamous octopus (porn) video (*NSFW*) will show up on there. Holla!
[Hat Tip: Truth in Taylor]

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) June 29, 2005

WAH WAHH WAH WAH WAHH WAHH WAH WAH WAH WAHHH WAH WAHHHH
I have to take a minute to bust this guy’s balls… he is a local DJ here in the D.C. area (works for a clear channel station) -now, the funny part is that just by his name and his voice you would think he was some fruity hispanic guy -here’s a clip of his aircheck MAY 2005 DEMO- and instead, he’s this azn guy…
I dunno, my main beef with him is that he acts all hard on the radio… like he “runs the shit” …really I think it’s more like guys are running up in his shitter… anyways go give this asian a shout out at his website: Julian on the bone radio.com (btw he’s the guy on the right).

and in other news:
The prices arent the only things falling in the Wal-mart world:
Wal-Mart heir killed in plane crash

and the question of the day is asked by bruce hepton:
Q: Hollywood Special Effects-
Who made the prosthetic penis worn by Mark Wahlberg in the film Boogie Nights?
and your answer is here…

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) June 28, 2005

MOCK MOVIE POSTERS
I found these photoshopped fake movie posters
here’s a couple… the rest are here.

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) June 27, 2005