GOD, TO BE A FUKKTARD OR NOT TO BE?
That isn’t the question. . .
emails:
subj:
Caption Contest: Sadam Hussein
from:
Thought Nuggets
body:
Any winner decided yet?
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my right-hand man said: “shrug give it to mugsa wug, he’s been there for you since the beginning :)”
so you win mugsa-wugz, yay…

also:
[famed author]
Max Barry emailed me this today:
“I check out your blog all the time; it’s awesome. I’m still not really sure how someone as cool as you ended up as MY fan.”
he also told me to stop throwing around the N-word in the comments on his blog and instead use the moniker, “BIG BLACK” …just kidding, he didn’t say that. though, that endorsement has now been added to the right bottom sidebar. good stuff! :)
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as we all know by now,
Paris Hilton to join fortunes with shipping scion (getting married)
she is getting married to a guy named Paris….shrug.
that’s like me getting married to Buffie the booty body.

Make sure you catch her in the Tony Yayo “So Seductive” video. Be sure to check out the poster of Buffie in the video too, it’s been getting some amazing feedback - what do you think about it?
Watch TONY YAYO’s NEW VIDEO - SO SEDUCTIVE Feat 50 CENT!!
View Windows Media or Real Player

btw did u know DJ Danger Mouse the guy that made the grey album (Jay-z+Beetles) got tapped to UK and helpd make the new Gorillaz album

ugh I supposedly missed the best ever graduation party this past Sunday (my roomates’) —it was an hour+ away though and I was kinda out of the loop. so I didn’t go -but apparently there are “videos” so that means it had to of been good

ugh pt2. -gotta get up mad early tomorrow 6:30?am…for an early ass graduation to go to.

about that Max Barry, N-word reference, here is the comment in question (scroll down to comments):
update: It got deleted so I reposted it with the cursewords xxx’ed out [pasted below]::

a wu-tang song/old-dirty-bastard lyric comes to mind:
Artist: Wu-Tang Clan
Album: Wu-Tang Forever
Song: Dog Sh*t

She flew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin her weave like palm trees
I went coconuts
Dipped my Dunkin’ between your Donut
Don’t want it if it ain’t no slut, b*tch!
Fathership touch ground, like lionel snoop
Don’t invite me I tear the fu*k down
White boys cut my toupee!
Seventh day rester, or scream play
I slump MC slay, it ain’t nuttin to bust a$$
Bullet him, get him fast
B*tch I don’t break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MC’s like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese

(Ol Dirty sings again)
Hoeeeeee!
Yeah, hayyyy! Dedicated to all you bitch ass niggaz
De, haaaaa And you bitch ass niggarettes
B*tch! Hoeeeeee! Motherfu**ers!

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 31, 2005

LINDSAY LOHAN MAKES ME WANT TO SMELL MY FINGERS -THIS JUST IN: THEY DON’T SMELL THAT GOOD.
Update: Jessica Alba makes my palm(s) rosey

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 31, 2005

MY BOY -VECTORBOY,
Who works for N-Sider.com
He hit me up:
Vectorboy
1:29am
» e3 video (torrent)

(pseudo-exclusive, so check it out, especially for the Nintendo fanboys out there)
p.s.
b-t-w hell yeah, there is still reason for me to keep my Gamepube around… can we say: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess? (e3 large trailer)

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Release Date: Holiday 2005
System: Nintendo GameCube

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 31, 2005

NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER
They never mentioned anything about magazines…

You Knew it had to Happen: Blogebrity
Yea that’s right. A new magazine that talks about….Bloggers.
Isn’t it about time that someone talked about bloggers?” Check out the A, B and C-list bloggers to see where you fit so you can surely be more resentful than you already are.
With categories like the 50 most beautiful Bloggers, I’m sure we’re all rushing for makeovers. Do you think I can get myself a free Versace suit to wear? How about a nice, new watch from Rolex and a neck full of gold to prance around with as I’m sure they will host the Blog Oscars. Will Joan and her daughter be asking me questions while Starr Jones corners Oliver Willis? I know I can’t wait to see all those sexy Blondesense hotties wearing lace and thanking Blogebrity for this wonderful chance to be recognized. Greatscat in a silky red dress running away from the paparazzi!
Oh wait, my dreams are shattered. I don’t even appear in the Top 100. What’s a blogger to do?
[Via: The American Street By Crooks and Liars]

1. shabooty Says:
   May 29th, 2005 at 11:51 pm
   Let’s hope I don’t see a copy of Blogebrity hanging around in a bathroom -I wouldn’t know whether to read it or impulsively wipe my ass with it…

Technorati Tags: blogebrity, blog, bloggers, celebrities

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 30, 2005

THIS IS HOW WE DO -WE ACT A FOO WHILE WE UP IN DA CLUB
Mya in King Mag:

Technorati Tags: Mya, R&B, King, Babe

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 29, 2005

THE NEWEST IN MARKETING PLOYS
www.theredlemonstore.com
The premise is: the rapper “Common” -he is releasing some custom made Nike sneakers at the same time his new album drops…
“Only 100 pairs of Com’s sneaker will be available, retailing at a
price of $350.00 per pair.”
(apparently they aren’t that “Common” -pun intended)
…this isn’t groundbreaking or earth shattering in any way shape or form,
I just thought it was interesting.

Technorati Tags: Common, Shoe, Shoes, Nike, Custom

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 28, 2005

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Two hurt in mock light sabre duel
Two hurt in mock light sabre duel
Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.
A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it.
The pair were rushed to hospital after one of the devices exploded in woodland at Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire.
A third person present at the incident had been questioned, police said…read more

Technorati Tags: Starwars, light sabre, sith

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 28, 2005

NOT TO BE A HATER, BUT. . .
GHETTO PROMS via: My Geeky Place

if only this was the helicopter that was shot down in Iraq instead…
nuff said… click above to see more!

Technorati Tags: hair, hair style, helicopter, prom, ghetto

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 28, 2005

9LBS WEED=20 YEAR SENTENCE
The judge didn’t take too kindly to that “Kind BUD”
BALI, Indonesia - An Indonesian court sentenced a young Australian beauty therapist to 20 years in jail on Friday for smuggling 9 pounds of marijuana into the holiday island of Bali in a case that has transfixed Australia.

Lawyers for Schapelle Corby, 27, said they would appeal the verdict, which triggered outrage from her family and thrust Bali under the spotlight with Indonesia’s police chief labeling it a hub for international drug trafficking syndicates.

“The panel of judges declares the defendant legally and convincingly guilty of the crime of illegal importation of narcotics,” chief judge Linton Sirait told a hearing that was watched live in Australia.

As soon as Sirait read the verdict, Corby’s mother, Rosleigh Rose, shouted at the three judges on the panel: “Liar, liar. Honey, we are going to take you home.”

Wearing pink trousers and a black blouse, an emotional Corby turned to her mother and pleaded with her to calm down. “Mum, stop, it’s okay,” she cried, holding her hand up in a motion for her mother to stop yelling…
READ REST>>

Technorati Tags: Weed, Marijuana, Bali, Schapelle Corby

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 27, 2005

STERN STERN STERN
Scream S to the Tern: burberry and coolwater… well wake up to the cold reality of a micropenised embryo!

Smells like a small package
During the news, Robin read a story about how researchers may have found a link between perfume and package size. According to this report, exposure by pregnant women to a particular chemical compound found in perfumes, plastics and paints that may cause boys to be born with smaller than normal genitalia. Howard knew immediately he was on to something and had Gary get his mother on the phone. She wasn’t home, but his father was. Unfortunately, Mr. Stern did not recall his wife wearing a lot of perfume when she was pregnant with Howard. He said he thought Howard was the way he was without any help from chemicals. Howard said he knew his father was large down there and wanted to know if his dad knew about his grandfather. Mr. Stern did know that Howard’s grandfather was “normal” sized, so that wasn’t it. He wanted to know how this affected Howard who explained about the medical report Robin had read. Mr. Stern seemed surprised by these facts and thanked his son for warning him about these dangers. He said he was happy he now knew about this because he wants to be more careful in the future.

Other Stern related stuff from Howard Shrine:
Chaunce Hayden speaks about the ” A Current Affair” affair
Chaunce Hayden insider traitoring again
Howard’s Limo up for sale again on ebay
Pics from the Beetle Bash!!
more:
Mel Karmazin on trying to buy Yahoo, smiling about the AOL/TW merger failing, and of course Howard Stern

Technorati Tags: Howard Stern, Stern, Perfume, Embryo, News

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) May 27, 2005