FIGHT OR FLIGHT? :::BUS:::
I told you that bitch crazy, just look at her eyes…

Missing Georgia Bride-To-Be Found with Cold Feet
ATLANTA (Reuters) - A Georgia woman who vanished just days before her wedding, triggering a nationwide search, was found on Saturday more than 1,400 miles away in New Mexico after falsely claiming she had been abducted, police and friends of her family said.

Jennifer Wilbanks, a 32-year-old medical assistant, called her family early Saturday morning, saying she had been kidnapped while jogging on Tuesday night and taken to New Mexico, where she was released.

She soon recanted her story, telling police in Albuquerque, New Mexico, that she had fled Georgia by bus because she was scared about her upcoming nuptials, according to Randall Belcher, the police chief in Duluth.

Wilbanks was supposed to marry fiance John Mason on Saturday in front of more than 500 guests.

“Jennifer was a runaway bride,” Alan Jones, a youth pastor and friend of the couple, said in a televised news conference in Duluth. “Jennifer is alive and well, and we’re all thankful for that.”

“Jennifer needs help,” said Jones, who added that Mason had forgiven his bride-to-be. Police have not said whether they intend to charge Wilbanks for the hoax.

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 30, 2005

UGH
I had a really great beer shit story for you all, but blogger had to be gay and totally lose my post midsentence.
so instead I am just gonna post some random shit… :(
batman trailer
state property2 trailer
a post about Katie and Cruise
some more virtual bartender 2 commands
Web site claims bin Laden is dead; no confirmation

and last but not least, Ellen Degenerous was in my dream…i started talking to her and she was like yeah I read your blog and started running off comments about past posts that I totally couldnt even recall lol… anyways we exchanged info but I’m not really sure why though..but than again she does have a lot of pull over at Warner Bros =p… so the question is how wasted was I to have her ass up in my dream last night? wasted enough to have to take a beer shit in the morning that’s for sure.

FROM LAST NIGHT:
shabooty
AIM
2:11
just ate my waw asub..i coul d see myself passin out now =0)

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 30, 2005

SHABOOTY’S MADNESS CAPTION CONTESTâ„¢
You know what to do… except this week there are two pics, so pick one and caption it! (or both if you are so anally-inclined) *sticky post*
Who can dethrone last week’s winner: Maven?
#1:

#2:

contest ends [soon]

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 29, 2005

CAUSE SHE AINT NO HOLLA BACK GIRL!
UPDATE: Thank E-Rock, cause he inspired me to find these: the PLAYBOY NUDES of MISS FRANCE!!! Enjoy!
Which of these aren’t true:
Miss France got stripped of her crown
She posed in Playboy
She was told to shave her armpits for the Playboy shoot, but could keep her snatch patch
The word “TIT” is in her first name

Miss France 2004 has been stripped of her title for six months after posing for Playboy.

The head of the committee that runs the contest said she was “dismayed and appalled” by the half-naked photos of Laetitia Bleger in the magazine.

Competition rules mean that Miss France winners can lose their titles if they accept modelling work either partially or fully nude.

Miss France 1983 lost hers after posing as a pin-up for Paris Match magazine.

A statement from the Miss France committee said: “Laetitia Bleger infringed on the rule forbidding the national winner from making herself available for licentious shots - either partially or fully nude.”

“We can’t let this go,” Miss France committee president Genevieve de Fontenay told AFP news agency before the decision was reached.

“Miss France winners have a status to uphold and they know it.”

Rules state that winners are barred from engaging in “licentious” behaviour for six years after winning the title.

Miss Bleger was elected at the end of 2003 and was succeeded by the current holder, Cindy Fabre, last December.
Related: ‘Nude’ pics cause trouble

via: BBC
hat tip: mugsa wug

…and in unrelated news/visuals: Claudia Schiffer walking around topless.

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 29, 2005

SKEET SKEET SHOOO FLY AND COME BACK ANOTHER DAY
Caption contest coming tomorrow [Friday]
See ya then!

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 28, 2005

SOME GOOD STUFFS
Andrew Teman has been posting some good shiet lately:
First of all, check out this preview of the made for TV movie starring Rosie O’Corkey[Donnell] called “Riding The Bus With My Sister”.
all I can say is: excuse my retarded Rosa Parks!!!

Do you all remember the beer.com’s Virtual Bartender 1 starring Tammy? (How could you forget her?) …well now there is Virtual Beertender 2!!! w/ TWO CHICKS now that you get to command! …the best thing ever just got better! [hints: “eat”, “lick”, “bend over”, “fight”, “play”, "orgasm", and “strip”]

and finally, go here to nab some free mp3’s off of amazon.com!

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 27, 2005

BOGGLE!
David wanted me to tell ya’ll that ISOU is down for right now (Hosting Problem), and he expects it to be back up by tomorrow.
update: It is “hard down” aka FUBARED …David’s temp blog can be found here.
n if ya get a chance, go here:

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 27, 2005

KISS THE TOAD, FIND YOUR PRINCE OR BE BUKKAKED! (OK, -NOT REALLY)
Mystery of German exploding toads

Toads in an area of northern Germany are being killed off by a mysterious disease - they are exploding.

Thousands of the amphibians have died in recent days in a pond in Hamburg’s Altona district, with their bodies swelling to bursting point.

The toads’ entrails are propelled for up to a metre (3.2ft), in scenes that have been likened to science fiction.

Scientists are baffled. Possible explanations include a unknown virus or a fungus in the pond.

“You see the animals crawling on the ground, swelling and then exploding,” German conservationist Werner Smolnik told AFP news agency.

The bodies of the toads expanded to three and a half times their normal size, he said.

“I have never seen such a thing,” AFP quotes veterinarian Otto Horst as saying. The site - which has been dubbed “the pond of death” - has been closed to the public.

moral: I told you not to throw those used tampons in that pond!
via: BBC
hat tip: Mugsa Wug

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 27, 2005

QUICK POST
The *NSFW* Spring Break 05 Pictures: See where giant hats get you?

any1 know where I can get the mac osx tiger release wallpapers? (all I found were thumbnails)
thumbnails3ic.jpg (JPEG Image, 924×1305 pixels)

Update: David pointed me here, aka all the new mac osx 10.4 desktop backgrounds: FOR DOWNLOAD.
holla,
-n- thx!

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 26, 2005

B.M.101
The Dump Club
The other day I was wondering, are lighter bowel movements better or darker ones… what about floaties and sinkers…
If you are wondering what would make me have these ponderous thoughts, it would be the recent very light doodie I had…it was very bronze/brassish =)
anyways it turns out:
at least according to another bl0gger BM expert:

Dump Club: Let’s talk stools.
The stool tells you a lot about your colon-health. If it’s dark brown in color, and it sinks, and it stinks, that’s not good. And don’t feel bad, that’s the way most people are. What you want to see is light brown color, which means it’s full of fresh bile from the liver, very mild odor, and a stool that floats. We’re talking low-density here folks. The more compaction you have the darker the color and the faster it sinks. Compaction is not good. Also, moving bowels should be SIMPLE. If the veins are popping out of your neck and you feel like your doing the bench press, you NEED to cleanse your-colon.

wowzers =) I guess I am in the clear eh? too bad the toilet paper isn’t!
Related: First Rule of “Office Poop Club”

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 25, 2005