A NEW RE-DIRECTOR
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I am hopeful I have the perfect solution: just remember come.to/shabooty
and you are here!!!
good stuff,
right?

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, EVERYONE!!!
Here is my recommendation for you love birds reading out there:
rent this flick, see it with your chick (or thug dizzle), and dont forget the kleenex.

This post dedicated to K3lZ ya know who you are…happy v-day+8mo anny, baby!!! Love yaz!

“There’s no need to test my heart with useless space, these roads go on forever. There will always be a place for you in my heart. So I’ll hit the pavement, it’s gotta be better than waiting & pushing you far away cause I’m scared.” - Dashboard

SOME GOOD V-DAY-ESQUE FLASH MOVIES
from ebaum…
She Blocked Me!

Lindsay Lohan=big a$$ t|tt|ies (NSFW if played at loud volumes)

Super Cool Pic Illusion (not really v-day related)

…also

SEND YOUR LOVED ONE A KINKYCARD TODAY!!! NSFW!!!

FOUR NEWS STORIES:
None of them “sweet” or V-day-rific

• Student runs over driver’s ed teacher
• Celebration floods into downtown
  
• Twelve arrested in postgame melee
• Trouble in College Park After Game; 15 Arrested

I posted this in the past but I’ll repost it cause I like it:
2pac quote: measure a man by his actions fully, from the beginning to the end, dont take a piece out of my life, or a song out of my music, and say this is what i’m about because you know better then that.

WOOT! THIS IS PHUNN!
Create your own South Park Character
To get started, all you need to do is click on the categories to the left.
You pick your own heads, eyes, background, clothes and more!
Create-A-Character now!

here are some that I made:




last one=ctsy: kels

INTERESTING READS
in the hip-hop world:
Busta Rhymes And Funk Flex Clash Over Leaked Song
By Houston Williams
Date: 2/11/2005 2:44 pm
Busta Rhymes’ lengthy hiatus from rap has seemingly caused the supply to exceed the demand and Hot 97 DJ Funk Master Flex has leaked a new song from the Aftermath rapper without permission.
Flex premiered the Scott Storch-produced “I’ll Hurt You” on Wednesday and Busta has reluctantly started to promote his next album.
READ MORE…

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Scam Artists Get Over $9G’s With Fake DMX Concert
By Clover Hope and Nolan Strong
Date: 2/9/2005 9:30 pm
Though DMX’s tardy appearances and no-shows at scheduled performances have been well documented, the Yonkers rapper was the victim of a real concert scam in Springfield, Illinois this past weekend.
Booking agents spent at least $1,325 to arrange DMX’s performance at the Orr Building on Illinois State Fairgrounds, according to Springfield’s State Journal-Register.
READ MORE…

THE LATEST CR|ME ALERT
at my lovely school:

As three females were entering a vehicle in the Graduate Hills
Apartment Complex Parking Lot, they were approached by two suspects
displaying handguns. The suspects demanded the victims’ property. One
female was struck with a fist when she did not fully comply with the
suspects’ demands. The suspects fled on foot between two of the
apartment buildings. No injuries were reported.

heh they got SWOLE on that chick i am proud of the r0bbers j/k
GOT SWOLE like as in they regulated on the bizzach!

BROKEN HEARTS, LOVE THE CACK
A broken heart is not just folklore

PLAYBOY PLAYMATE:
Jillian Grace
She was discovered on the Stern show and now look at her:
she is Playboy Magazine’s Miss March 2005 (NSFW)
so be sure to pick up that issue…
and in the meantime here is a work-safe :(
..PG-13 gallery of Miss March Playmate: Jillian Grace…
update: MS.GODADDY.COM MEETS MS.MARCH

p.s.
a friend of mine told me that Pauly Shore “got her” …please someone tell me that isn’t true..I hope not! noo wtf. I hope she isn’t tainted by Pauly… update: it’s true!!! :/
p.p.s.
if any1 finds her march 2005 spread online please leme know!
…
as a side note:
please also tell me this isn’t true:
February 9, 2005 — LINDSAY Lohan is having a better time in New Orleans than previously thought. Lohan, 18, in Louisiana shooting “Just My Luck,” has been having a ball with Johnny Knoxville, 33, who is in the Big Easy shooting “Dukes of Hazzard.” According to an Us Weekly spy, the two have been “hooking up” for a couple of weeks. Meanwhile, all the partying seems to have caught up with Lohan. The star had to get chest X-rays the other day, and took a day off shooting Monday due to a bad flu. “Everyone on set is on antibiotics,” said her rep, who declined to comment on Knoxville.

my g/f thinks Knoxville is (insert adjective/verb involving one’s panties getting wet)…so fuck knoxville $$$ Li-Loh is mah gurl!

ok, this will take my mind off of that,
a new [promo] pic of Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke$$$