A THOUSAND CIGARETTES WON’T CHANGE THE WAY YOU FEEL

But maybe this bl0g post can help:

• Crazy penis man vid (NSFW)
  
  ctsy: sxxxy.org
  
• Paris Hilton=really a brunette and brown-eyed?
  
  ctsy: angela bowers
  
• Uma Thurman @ the beach (NSFW)
• HOT97 “informed insider” posts comment on my bl0g, defending Miss Jones… I reply.
  
  
• My friend’s new tattoo; please view and leave comments, because I want to know what you guys think… I told her it was boring but maybe I’m “sheltered”? ha, yeah -right…
• This is a porno site and all I will say is that it’s NSFW-squared.
  
  actually for more info read this before going:
  
  Howard’s Web Site Of The Day. 01/31/05. 10:00am
  
  Howard said he was on a wild web site over the weekend. Kidd Chris told him about this site featuring a 19 year old white girl who only sleeps with black guys. He said that in one video the girl is calling the guy a ”nig***” and it was actually kind of disturbing. Howard said he had to watch the video even though he didn’t think it was cool for her to be calling the guy the N-word. Howard said the site was SpringThomas.com. He asked Richard Christy if he’d been on the site yet. Richard came in and said he hadn’t been on there yet but he sounded interested…
  

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HRMM, THE ANTI-TINKY WINKY?

I’ve been seeing this on a lot of bl0gs and I must agree, -fizzle the purple teletubbie





finger pic ctsy: rite turn only

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) January 30, 2005

MEET BL0GAZOO, WHERE YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BAT DUNG AND SMELLY APE EXHIBITS

Aka, the latest bl0gexplosion-clone: bl0gaz00… ~sticky post~

The “surfing” feature just went “live”…

Anyways, if you are a bl0gger and want that bl0gexplosion-like traffic/exchange, then go here to register: here and do so, it can’t hurt…Stank you, very much!

So far there is:

• Bl0gAzoo
• Bl0g Explosion
• Bl0g Clicker
• Bl0g Crowd

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I CAN DIG IT!!! LEROY WELLS IS HOLLYHOOD, TONIGHT!

William Hung of the Dirtay South! ~sticky post~

You guys have to see this video if you missed last week’s American Idol with Leroy Wells. From Leroy-Wells.com: the first Fan Site of Leroy Wells! Where you can see the clip of the infamous Leroy Wells who auditioned for American Idol. Watch the vid and you’ll know why hes so well known.

Hat Tip: Qusan

who calls him, “The Ultimate Hype Man!

Hey, if Flavor Flav can get a gig, why not him? I just don’t think he’s American Idol material.”

Related Story: Incoherent ‘Idol’ Reject Watched From Jail

p.s.

I had posted this earlier in the week…and it was refering to the above clip…

If you guys saw Tuesday’s episode of American Idol: New Orleans auditions, you saw that one cracked out mo-fo who wuz keeping it ‘dirtay-dirtay’… It was funny hearing Randy trying to keep it real with him… he threw around the “crunk” word a lot, but he wasn’t even using it correctly…. Randy: just stick to the word DOGG, leave the crunkness to bl0ggers like me—

p.p.s.

Check out the Leroy Wells guestbook, here -so far there are 36 pages of entries.

I CAN DIG IT!

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ICED-OUT, BLINGING…

Something Paris Hilton can’t say, “that’s hot” to:

On January 26, 2005, wind and water from Lake Leman helped to create a surreal scene in France. Check out the SUV’s radio antennae.

More pictures here.

Ctsy: so may it secretly begin

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OO OOHHHH KEEP HITTING IT FROM DA BACK –

I’d Hit That, ‘Cause I’m Lovin’ It! Damn, the way you make my golden arches glisten.

So apparently the McDonald’s online marketing folks are trying to attract the urban audience or just the perverted kind?

But yeah, I can’t blame them because “there’s no wrong way to -hit dat-” . . .holla at that special sauce, son!!!

I ‘ d h i t !

I’m a two dollar whore kind of guy, myself.

Ctsy: say anything via world champion

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MMMMM EYE CANDY

Scrumptious!

shabooty

5:12

any1 ever told you u are eyecandy?

sugasxsw33tie

5:12

nope

shabooty

5:13

u know what it means right?

sugasxsw33tie

5:13

no

shabooty

5:13

1. eye candy

Something purely aesthetically pleasing, that is, pleasing to the senses. Can be a person, a film, a sunset, a flower, or anything else you can see.

God, look at that, its eye candy.

sugasxsw33tie

5:13

hah

shabooty

5:13

but I was gonna make you go here

you are that kinda eye candy too :)

sugasxsw33tie

5:13

basically something nice to look at ?

5:14

haha yum

shabooty

5:14

yeah that its like candy to the eyes

5:14

it’s enjoyable to the eyes =)

sugasxsw33tie

5:14

oh cool

shabooty

5:15

you are also: . arm candy

A remarkably attractive person of either gender accompanying you or some other lucky person. See also trophy.

Check out the arm candy with that dude!

Eyeball pic ctsy: GENUINE Bl0g

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Green Bay Packers fans have taken a bold step to express their dislike for enigmatic Vikings receiver Randy Moss — they’ve purchased billboards, according to the Wisconsin State Journal.

The Journal says four large, purple billboards were installed Monday on Aberg Avenue, and visible to eastbound motorists. The financier, however, remains at large.

• The first one reads: “Squirting an Official With a Water Bottle $25,000.”
• The second one: “Ramming a Meter Maid $1,200 And Probation.”
• The third: “Mooning Pack Fans $10,000.”
• The fourth: “Zero Rings for Randy Moss. PRICELESS.”

By now, it would be hard not to know that Moss pretended to moon fans at Lambeau Field after scoring a touchdown during the Vikings upset victory during the opening round of the NFC playoffs. Obviously, the “mooning” did not go over well with folks in Green Bay or the NFL for that matter. In fact, the league fined Moss $10,000…

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The last in a series of four closely placed Randy Moss billboards in Madison, Wis.

(Joseph W. Jackson III, State Journal / AP)

CTSY: The Political Teen

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JEFF GOLDBLUM IS WATCHING YOU POOP!

*no txt*

Print and put in public restrooms by the toilet

ctsy: the H-list

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THIS GUY IS MY HERO: MAN PEES WAY OUT OF AVALANCHE

Not to mention he and his bladder, kidneys, liver, penis etc. are maddd thorough! (no homo)

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: “I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I’m glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there.”

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

Ctsy: ISOU by way of Ananova

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