Trick Daddy: PIMP MY SKILLET?

Trick Daddy recently finished taping a cooking show pilot for MTV. If

the show is picked up, the rapper said he would invite his peers to

participate on the program. “You know a lot of niggas think they know

how to cook,” Trick said. “I’ma show you how niggas fuck up &

burn eggs. And have the shells in them.”



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*laugh* I could see Trick Daddy giving out some:

emerils:

GloTHONGS . . .check ‘em out!

By way of the Houston Chronical and WiZbang

They call it the GloThong.

For $49.95 you get a thong that lights up the derriere and almost everything around it for at least two hours. It’s water-resistant and comes with a battery wall adapter, or you can buy a car charger similar to those used for cell phones.

…GloThong is the idea of Beau Carpenter, who works at NASA and is an MBA student at Rice University. The avid runner had wanted to create luminescent jogging apparel, but he got sidetracked after finding a slew of thongs on the Internet.

“Why not make a thong that glows in the dark?” he thought.



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and check out: www.glothong.com

=p

they’d go well w/ my glow in the dark connies :)



dontcha think?

as a side note:

My friend Carly signed one of my guestbooks and wrote: [I am]

…Proof that not all people need to do drugs in order to be entertaining!! :)

here was my reponse:

shabooty

4:29

yeah, you won’t see my face down in a pile of coke anytime soon… if anything, I might overdose on sniffing the chemicals out of the gl0th0ngs :)

pixxxykittie

4:29

hahahaha

BATTERY FUN OVER AT WIZBANG:

Assault and Batteries: a cautionary tale

I have several electronic devices that run off batteries. (No, not those types of devices — get your minds out of the gutters.) A while ago I got tired of buying an endless stream of AA and AAA batteries, so I figured I’d invest in some rechargeable batteries.

Bad move. I shoulda read the fine print.

The first sign of trouble was when I plugged a AAA into a medical device. It gave me the “BATTERY FAILURE” message immediately, even though the battery had just spent 24 hours in a charger. The second was when my digital camera’s LCD screen wouldn’t light up. That’s when I looked at the tiny print on the side of one of the new batteries, and compared it with a standard AAA.

The rechargeable only puts out 1.2 volts. A regular puts out 1.5 volts. And a lot of modern devices are very sensitive to that 20% shortfall…

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JT,

what did I tell you about attempting to use solar powered vibrators?

it’s a CUNTradiction

(:

damn, I’m good…

MAX BARRY GETS STICKY-YIKKY-ICKY WITH-IT

The Sticky Screen

Syrup has been optioned! Yes, the heartbreaking, inspirational story of one novel’s quest to become a feature film continues. When the rights became available again earlier this year, I was lucky enough to have a couple of choices, and in the end I plumped for Fortress Entertainment. This is a brand new financing & production company headed by a couple of guys who completely got the story and made me think they could do great things with it.Last time I went on this particular ride, the production company got themselves a script I didn’t much like. For me it was too focused on the logistics of Scat and 6’s challenges and not enough on their relationship. But there was nothing I could do about this, because when a studio buys the film rights to a novel, the last thing they want is an author hanging around wringing his hands about how his precious words are being changed. I just had to wait until the option expired, and start again. So this time, with Fortress, I said…

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yeah, I’ve never heard of Fortress Entertainment and it’s def. a step down from section8 films (Steven Soderbergh‘s production company behind the movie adapation of Max’s other work Jennifer Governemnt)… but hey, if they let Max be hands-on and if Max can “do his thing,” I don’t see why it can’t be a good marriage of creative minds/artists and financieers…

who knows really… either way if they end up not even making SYRUP the movie (which I think has blockbuster potential –dependent on who they cast to play the character SIX), Max is raking in the dough everytime a production company options the movie rights for his novel… so it’s all gravy down in Aussyland.

sigh :)

can you please pass the mashed potatoes?

SIP SIPP SIPPING ON SOME SIZZURP!

MURDER MURDER MURDER BLOG BLOG BLOG

FROM WIZBANG:

Want traffic on your blog? Kill your mother…

OK so the head was crass… but I needed a hook.



People flock to online journal after 16-year-old’s arraignment

“Just to let everyone know, my mother was murdered.”

This simple yet startling sentence marks the last entry Rachelle Waterman made in her Internet journal before she was arrested on charges she participated in killing her mother. And it marks the beginning of an online discussion that’s as remarkable for its popularity as its content.

Waterman is the 16-year-old high school honor student from Craig jailed with two 24-year-old men who troopers say schemed for months to kill 48-year-old Lauri Waterman.

Waterman started her diary on LiveJournal.com in September of last year, and anyone with Internet access can read the 100-plus entries she’s written.

She made her final entry Nov. 18, the Thursday after she spent the weekend in Anchorage playing in the state volleyball tournament. While she was at the tournament, police say, her two accomplices killed her mother.

The Nov. 18 entry includes two more sentences by Waterman explaining she won’t be online for a while, because police seized her computer.

For several days, the Web site was quiet. Then came stories about Waterman’s arrest and arraignment, some of which mentioned the journal. Since then, it’s become a hot spot.

On Wednesday, the day of the arraignment, 11 readers had commented on Waterman’s final entry. By midday Friday, the number was up to 256. Twenty-four hours later, it was over 1,600.

…It is now over 5000.

Update: apparently LiveJournal deleted her most recent posts :( [including the last post which had 5K comments]

I got elliotback.com (who archived it) to post the archive! …The .zip has been posted in 54mb glory.

&

mind boggle…

If you are going to kill your mother, then blog about it… don’t forget to trackback to O.J.’s “the search for the REAL killers weblog“…

heh… I’m still waiting for OJ to make that “finding the REAL KILLERS” weblog

or if Nicole was black, imagine the hits

Nicolebrownsimpson.blackplanet.com would get

after her murder…

$igh

. . .

I was reading my EGM magazine and I noticed…

WTF, the top three or four marquee games on the systems are all getting 10′s for scores [in the reviews]… I guess I have to say, MUCH PROPS…

Metroid Prime2: Echoes = 9.0 9.0 10

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater = 9.0 9.5 10

Halo 2 = 10 10 10

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas = 10 10 10

p.s.

check out some new screenshots of:

The (next ) Legend of Zelda (tentative title)

A realistic, action-intensive Zelda adventure for the GameCube, coming in ’05.

AROUND THE NEWS HORN…

Official: FARC Sought Bush Assassination in Colombia…

…ALEXANDER

Distributor: Warner Bros. Release Date: November 24, 2004

Running Time: 2 hrs. 56 min. Production Budget: $155 million

MPAA Rating: R Est. Marketing Costs: $60 million

—currently stumbling into 6th place

‘Alexander’ opening not so great

who bukkaked him? Mystery surrounds Yushchenko ailment…

…a Drudge Flash report on: DIANA HAD A SECRET ABORTION



U.S. Holiday Shopping Starts with $8 Billion Day… do you know how many Hello Kitty vibrators you could get w/ that much money?. . .

ALEXANDER THE GAY?

I saw Alexander today… it wuz mad homo, but we do see Rosario Dawson’s “Creek Beds” if you know what I mean LOL, her sweater kittens… they are nice :)



Here’s what Ebert said:

I have always admired Oliver Stone‘s courage in taking on big, challenging films, and his gift for marrying action and ideas. “Alexander” is not a success, but it is ambitious and risky, and incapable of the inanities of “Troy.” Fascinated by his subject, he has things he urgently wants to say about Alexander, but his urgency outraces his narrative; he gives us provocative notes and sketches but not a final draft. The film doesn’t feel at ease with itself. It says too much, and yet leaves too much unsaid. Full Review…

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an additional read: Alexander the (not so) Great fails to conquer America’s homophobes

Some lyrics dedicated to my girl…

You are the ink to my paper

What my pen is to my my pad

The moral, the very fiber

The whole substance to my rap

You are my reason for being

The meaning of my existance

If it wasn’t for you I would never be able to spit this

As intense as I do, and the irony

Is you rely on me as much

As I rely on you to inspire me like you do

You provide me the lighter fluid to fuel in my fire

You’re my entire supply of gas, the match and igniter

The only way that I’m able to stay so stable

Is you’re the legs to my table,

If you were to break I’d fall on my face

But I’m always gonna make you feel

I don’t need you as much as I really need you

So you don’t use it to your advantage

But you’re essential to me

You’re the air I breathe

I believe if you ever leave me

I’d probaly have no reason to be…

You are the word that I’m lookin for

When I’m tryin to describe how I feel inside

And the right one just won’t come to my mind

You’re like the pillar that props me up

The beam that supports me

The bitch who never took half

The wife who never divorced me

You’re like the root to my evil

You let my devil come out me

You let me beat the shit out you before you beat the shit out me

And no matter how much too much is never enough

Baby cause we’re crazy in love…