Guts - a short story by Chuck Palahniuk

Just takes a few minutes to read - outstanding!

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) October 30, 2004

What if J-lo was a vegetable?

How does it feel like being mooned by a scarecrow?

What happens when women get mad cows disease?

What does my site look like in spanglish?

Why do they look so similar?

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) October 30, 2004

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BiTCHES!

I posted this last Halloween when my blog was a month old,

and I don’t think this pic will ever get old…





click to expand

Here’s a “Treat” from the folks at Chipotle’:

Purchase a burrito at Chipotle on Halloween, and bring the receipt back on Nov 2nd to receive a free burrito.

One last treat…

This is the funniest segment of Whose Line Is It Anyway? that you will ever see. . .

guest staring Richard Simmons + 3 Improv male comics = GAY OLE BLAST of FUNNY NESS (right click save target as)…

oh yea I forgot this: click to expand

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) October 29, 2004

BUSH UNCENSORED

“Just a one fingered victory salute”

^^^^ see full video ^^^^



It’s legit folks . . .

VOTE THIS POMPOUS ASSCLOWN OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE!

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) October 29, 2004

HOWARD CONFRONTS FCC CHAIRMAN MICHAEL POWELL!

STERN TO POWELL: WHO’S YOUR DADDY? Yesterday afternoon, Howard called into the Ronn Owens radio show on KGO 810 AM in San Francisco to talk to his guest, FCC Chairman Michael Powell. Powell was not expecting the call from Howard but said he was not nervous to talk to him… want to hear how it went? LISTEN TO A RECORDING OF IT ON MP3 HERE <----

AND THAT’S KICKING YOUR ASS

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) October 27, 2004

FUCKING A~~~~GRR

I haven’t been able to update because my school connection has been flakey… pseudo dandruff with a little tony the tiger on the side…

LETS GET RIGHT TO IT:

em’s new video



hey guys check out eminem’s new video:

M O S H

it has a very political message;

one that I can get behind..

CHECK OUT MOSH HERE (quicktime .mov)

if you’re on myspace.com check out

http://www.myspace.com/eminemworld

it has other em music and videos

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Wolves at the door

this reminded me again why max barry is my favorite author

…geez he makes some good points about the election

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) October 27, 2004

THE GRUDGE

I saw the grudge over the weekend… it’s highly recommended, if you want the corn scared out of your colostamy bag…!

I don’t really have a review to give you guys other than that…

oh and this chat log I had w/ my friend who’s a Japanese foreign exchange student:



shahab

11:12

yo i saw THE GRUDGE last night

11:13

it reminded me of u lol now im probably scared of u

Yukiko

11:13

the grudge?

shahab

11:13

yes that new sarah mchelle gellar movie (filmed in japan)

11:14

i cant believe you havent heard of it

11:14

maybe u know of the japanese version

11:14

it was an american remake of a jap movie

11:14

it’s soo scary

Yukiko

11:16

ooo yea

11:16

we call it jyuon (ju-on)

11:16

and how am i related to the movie??

shahab

11:17

you looked like some people in it (esp. some “baddies”)

Yukiko

11:17

lol

shahab

11:17

it had japanese actors in it

Yukiko

11:18

im not happy at all about that

shahab

11:18

y?

Yukiko

11:19

cuz that means i look scary to those who saw the movie

shahab

11:19

The movie, set in Japan but starring mostly American actors, has been remade by Takashi Shimizu from his original Japanese version.

11:20

yes def man ud scare the fuck out of me

Yukiko

11:20

i gotta see the movie

11:23

shahab

10:41

tru

10:41

yea u do

10:41

Yukiko

10:43

:)

THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS :P

oh and my friend Hage in the MIA passed this along to me:

TV Meteorologist Accused Of Soliciting Sex With Minor

POSTED: 1:37 pm EDT October 25, 2004

MIAMI — South Florida TV meteorologist Bill Kamal was arrested Sunday in Fort Pierce as part of an investigation into sexual predators.

Authorities say Kamal set up a meeting for sex over the Internet with what he thought was a 14-year-old boy. The boy was actually an undercover federal agent, police say.The St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office said Kamal had two condoms when he was arrested as well as two toys, one of which was a water gun.

WSVN representatives said the station has fired Kamal. Kamal had been the Miami station’s chief meteorologist. Investigators confiscated Kamal’s laptop computer and a desktop computer, but will not say if they found anything illegal on the computers.Kamal is being held without bond in the St. Lucie County Jail.

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) October 25, 2004

IT’S A WRAP!!!





Poptart Ashlee Simpson Walks Off Stage After Lip-sync Flub During NBC’s SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE…

Video…2 (edited for additional humor)

NBC.com > SNL > MSG BOARD > ASHLEE THREAD

they SOOO have to parody that on next week’s SNL

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Hot Site:



G-Unit World (for the GeGeGeee -G-UNIT fans out there)

they just posted Eminem feat. 50 cent & Dr Dre - One last time (off of Em’s forthcoming album, Encore).

HOT CONVO:

shahab

8:25

def just spilled a thing of wawa fresh cut fruit: pinapple all over my jeans /fell on floor

E Ry223

8:25

that sucks

shahab

8:25

agred :P i figured i’d make use of it and make fun of myself :/

8:28

PREFACE THIS MSG W/ IM SICK IN THE HEAD…. if a girl asks what it is ill say jizz and that it’s true if you eat a lot of sweet fruits it will make yours taste sweet and have her lick my jeans to prove it (: LOL SORRY IM A SICKO BASTARD :)

8:33

E Ry223 went away

I LEARNED A NEW WORD TODAY:

ANALYNGUS

ctsy of:

FTheVote.com: Trade Sex for Votes

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) October 24, 2004

First Hooters Restaurant Opens In Conservative China

SHANGHAI, China — It could be an eye-opening experience as the Hooters restaurant chain opens its first outlet amid the conservative, almost prudish society of China.

AP Image A Hooters girl serves food at a restaurant in Shanghai, China.

Hooters, which has a racy reputation for its combination of cold beer, chicken wings and scantily-clad waitresses, has opened a branch in Shanghai.

The company calls its image “delightfully tacky, yet unrefined.”The opening underscores how much both Shanghai and China have changed.The city is the commercial hub of China’s economy, the fastest-growing in the world. And decades of official prudishness are giving way, especially in Shanghai. It has hundreds of hostess bars and massage parlors. Hooters’ presence underscores how China’s economic vitality is challenging conservative, male-dominated views about sexuality and prudish communist morality.A Hooters waitress said the uniform — short-shorts and low-cut T-shirts — aren’t any different from what young women might wear on the street on a hot day. Hooters boasts more than 375 restaurants worldwide. It plans to open seven more in China. Hooters’ investors are betting that changing attitudes will take the “Hooters Girls” in stride. The restaurant is located in a foreigner-friendly area of Shanghai The chain is not alone in China. Kentucky Fried Chicken, McDonald’s and TGI Friday’s are all there.

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) October 22, 2004