Redskins and Republicans.
There was bad news for both the Washington Redskins and the Republican Party. The Redskins’ loss means that the White House will have a new tenant because the incumbent party has lost every presidential election since 1936 that immediately followed a Redskins home loss. The defeat also will have a lasting effect with the Redskins because they lose the same way every week and now sit in last place in the NFC East at 2-5.
-cris carter
Claim: The outcome of Washington Redskins home football games has correctly predicted the winner of every
Update: On 31 October 2004, the Green Bay Packers defeated the Redskins in Washington,
ctsy: snopes.com
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http://www.lando.co.uk/
I totally had forgot about this site, but I must say it was the first place that turned me on to ALI G and has always supplied me with South Park Episodes… great site –be sure to check it out and get that episode of SouthPark about the Turd Sandwich vs the Giant Douche election…

What if J-lo was a vegetable?

How does it feel like being mooned by a scarecrow?

What happens when women get mad cows disease?

What does my site look like in spanglish?
Why do they look so similar?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BiTCHES!
I posted this last Halloween when my blog was a month old,
and I don’t think this pic will ever get old…

click to expand
Here’s a “Treat” from the folks at Chipotle’:
Purchase a burrito at Chipotle on Halloween, and bring the receipt back on Nov 2nd to receive a free burrito.
One last treat…
This is the funniest segment of Whose Line Is It Anyway? that you will ever see. . .
guest staring Richard Simmons + 3 Improv male comics = GAY OLE BLAST of FUNNY NESS (right click save target as)…
BUSH UNCENSORED
“Just a one fingered victory salute”
^^^^ see full video ^^^^

It’s legit folks . . .
VOTE THIS POMPOUS ASSCLOWN OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE!
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HOWARD CONFRONTS FCC CHAIRMAN MICHAEL POWELL! |
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STERN TO POWELL: WHO’S YOUR DADDY? Yesterday afternoon, Howard called into the Ronn Owens radio show on KGO 810 AM in San Francisco to talk to his guest, FCC Chairman Michael Powell. Powell was not expecting the call from Howard but said he was not nervous to talk to him… want to hear how it went? |
FUCKING A~~~~GRR
I haven’t been able to update because my school connection has been flakey… pseudo dandruff with a little tony the tiger on the side…
LETS GET RIGHT TO IT:
em’s new video

hey guys check out eminem’s new video:
M O S H
it has a very political message;
one that I can get behind..
CHECK OUT MOSH HERE (quicktime .mov)
if you’re on myspace.com check out
http://www.myspace.com/eminemworld
it has other em music and videos
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Wolves at the door
this reminded me again why max barry is my favorite author
…geez he makes some good points about the election

THE GRUDGE
I saw the grudge over the weekend… it’s highly recommended, if you want the corn scared out of your colostamy bag…!
I don’t really have a review to give you guys other than that…
oh and this chat log I had w/ my friend who’s a Japanese foreign exchange student:
shahab
11:12
yo i saw THE GRUDGE last night
11:13
it reminded me of u lol now im probably scared of u
Yukiko
11:13
the grudge?
shahab
11:13
yes that new sarah mchelle gellar movie (filmed in japan)
11:14
i cant believe you havent heard of it
11:14
maybe u know of the japanese version
11:14
it was an american remake of a jap movie
11:14
it’s soo scary
Yukiko
11:16
ooo yea
11:16
we call it jyuon (ju-on)
11:16
and how am i related to the movie??
shahab
11:17
you looked like some people in it (esp. some “baddies”)
Yukiko
11:17
lol
shahab
11:17
it had japanese actors in it
Yukiko
11:18
im not happy at all about that
shahab
11:18
y?
Yukiko
11:19
cuz that means i look scary to those who saw the movie
shahab
11:19
The movie, set in Japan but starring mostly American actors, has been remade by Takashi Shimizu from his original Japanese version.
11:20
yes def man ud scare the fuck out of me
Yukiko
11:20
i gotta see the movie
11:23
shahab
10:41
tru
10:41
yea u do
10:41
Yukiko
10:43
:)
THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS :P
oh and my friend Hage in the MIA passed this along to me:
TV Meteorologist Accused Of Soliciting Sex With Minor
MIAMI — South Florida TV meteorologist Bill Kamal was arrested Sunday in Fort Pierce as part of an investigation into sexual predators.
Authorities say Kamal set up a meeting for sex over the Internet with what he thought was a 14-year-old boy. The boy was actually an undercover federal agent, police say.The St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office said Kamal had two condoms when he was arrested as well as two toys, one of which was a water gun. WSVN representatives said the station has fired Kamal. Kamal had been the Miami station’s chief meteorologist. Investigators confiscated Kamal’s laptop computer and a desktop computer, but will not say if they found anything illegal on the computers.Kamal is being held without bond in the St. Lucie County Jail.
IT’S A WRAP!!!

Poptart Ashlee Simpson Walks Off Stage After Lip-sync Flub During NBC’s SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE…
Video…2 (edited for additional humor)
NBC.com > SNL > MSG BOARD > ASHLEE THREAD
they SOOO have to parody that on next week’s SNL
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Hot Site:

G-Unit World (for the GeGeGeee -G-UNIT fans out there)
they just posted Eminem feat. 50 cent & Dr Dre - One last time (off of Em’s forthcoming album, Encore).

HOT CONVO:
shahab
8:25
def just spilled a thing of wawa fresh cut fruit: pinapple all over my jeans /fell on floor
E Ry223
8:25
that sucks
shahab
8:25
agred :P i figured i’d make use of it and make fun of myself :/
8:28
PREFACE THIS MSG W/ IM SICK IN THE HEAD…. if a girl asks what it is ill say jizz and that it’s true if you eat a lot of sweet fruits it will make yours taste sweet and have her lick my jeans to prove it (: LOL SORRY IM A SICKO BASTARD :)
8:33
E Ry223 went away
I LEARNED A NEW WORD TODAY:
ANALYNGUS
ctsy of:
FTheVote.com: Trade Sex for Votes
First Hooters Restaurant Opens In Conservative China
Hooters, which has a racy reputation for its combination of cold beer, chicken wings and scantily-clad waitresses, has opened a branch in Shanghai. The company calls its image “delightfully tacky, yet unrefined.”The opening underscores how much both Shanghai and China have changed.The city is the commercial hub of China’s economy, the fastest-growing in the world. And decades of official prudishness are giving way, especially in Shanghai. It has hundreds of hostess bars and massage parlors. Hooters’ presence underscores how China’s economic vitality is challenging conservative, male-dominated views about sexuality and prudish communist morality.A Hooters waitress said the uniform — short-shorts and low-cut T-shirts — aren’t any different from what young women might wear on the street on a hot day. Hooters boasts more than 375 restaurants worldwide. It plans to open seven more in China. Hooters’ investors are betting that changing attitudes will take the “Hooters Girls” in stride. The restaurant is located in a foreigner-friendly area of Shanghai The chain is not alone in China. Kentucky Fried Chicken, McDonald’s and TGI Friday’s are all there.
SHANGHAI, China — It could be an eye-opening experience as the Hooters restaurant chain opens its first outlet amid the conservative, almost prudish society of China.


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