Fatal Image

4:53

LOL

funniest imdb page ever

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1653130/

sha:

11:07

lol yea that iz cash =p

11:10

catherine zeta jones was in my dream… we were at the white house..she was doing some weird tribal armenian dance as a protest against animal cruelty or somethin lol..she wuz mad purrty though…before her “performance” we were lounging together man i was so tryin to holla.. i forgot what lines i was using.. i was talkin to her father in law too lol he gave me advice like if u see somethin out there u want u gotta go out and get it..and i said “ooh like ur son michael douglass did eh?” hehe

then at the end of my dream this handicap kid , he pogosticked out of a third story balconoy and down to the street and pogoed back up :P .

…then the last part i was chilln w/ howard and artie ,reminising,,,

i also had a glimpse of my report card already for fall2004..i had like 2 A’s a B and a D.. the D was in like some class called like women’s photo /s or pictures…but i love lookin at womens pics =p WTF

holla

s-h-a -the father of yo baby fathers god father’s mother’s dogg excriment


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That’s RIGHT ,

BITCHES!!!


Dave Chappelle

was on the Stern

show today

(8-26-04)

download today’s

radio show in

mp3 format

here :P

(right click save target as)

werd

p.s. Chappelle has a stand up comedy special coming to Showtime in September…

view the trailer here oh and expect him to have a heavy presence in this years MTV VMA awards . . .


holla!

 

anyways,

this is pretty funny:

Empire State Employees Strike Back

Motorists: New York toll takers are vulgar, rude, downright creepy






AUGUST 25–It’s been about a year since TSG first checked in with the New York State Thruway Authority to see what kinds of complaints motorists have been lodging against Empire State toll takers (that initial batch of beefs included numerous claims of verbal harassment and one account of a run-in with a bongo-playing ripoff artist). Below you will find an entertaining assortment of new customer complaints addressing rampant vulgarity, sleeping and leering toll takers, misdirected snowballs, and one practical joke. A dizzy driver even wrote in to whine about the new color scheme in the ladies room. Of course, any motorist knows that the average toll taker is a sweet, cheery type who’s quick with a warm smile and a "Have a nice day." So the nasty booth attendants depicted here must be some aberrant strain–there can be no other explanation. Our favorite letter was penned by a self-described "Christian" who had a problem with a Buffalo-area toll collector. To help Thruway brass identify the employee, the Christian noted that the guy "talks like he is mad, or could be on drugs or is trying to cover up his feminine voice to make it sound more masculine???" (16 pages)

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[03:29] kbizzle69:

AGreaterHop3: what have you enterd?

AGreaterHop3: it said kbizzle69 has entered text

kBizZle69: it said dave g i want u to take me now, but i was pondering whether or not to send it to you

AGreaterHop3 signed off at 3:44:30 AM.

[03:30] kbizzle69: then he sigend off, lol i hope he didnt take that literally

[03:30] shab00tyTM: lol

[03:30] kbizzle69: fuck lol

GOOD GAME!!!


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Hey guys,

if you haven’t noticed, I’m adding some “team members”… a new wave has come in lol…. no, but seriously… I’m not trying to “Jump the shark” or anything but I’m going to be soo busy this fall that instead of once a week updates, it will be somewhat more lively if I have some pals of mine posting on here… anything from funny convos, funny links, etc naked pics? who knows! The point is… it ain’t hurtin no body eh? :P

and don’t worrry, I’ll still be posting :P

-shab00ty-

p.s.

Scrambled Eggs!!!

12 Ways To Crush Your Own Testicles In Your Own Home


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NateDogg: ur a freaky chick

NateDogg: lol

NateDogg: thats ur new name

NateDogg: freacara

NateDogg: lol

KkiTTeNx: haha

KkiTTeNx: i am not!

NateDogg: u are 2

KkiTTeNx: that sounds like “free cara”

KkiTTeNx: hahaha

u’ve told me this before, no? =Þ


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alll’s i know is that i luv MY shawny.

<3


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Police: 6 People Beat Up Alleged Peeping Tom

Wed Aug 18, 5:50 PM ET

An alleged peeping Tom remains in the intensive care unit after reportedly being assaulted with a tree branch, NewsChannel5 reported.

Officials said Mario Russo, 44, was attacked after he was spotted outside a bedroom window wearing his pants around his ankles and watching a 5-year-old girl who was sleeping in a unit at the Bunker Ridge Apartments. Russo was reportedly hiding in bushes. Police said after he was discovered a group of six people, include the girl’s mother, aunt and their boyfriends attacked him and brutally beat him for more than an hour. The girl’s mother, Stacy Umstott, 28; her aunt, Athena Lemieux, 20; Brandon Breedon, 21; Nicholas Phipps, 21; and Khald Arafat, 34; and a 15-year-old are in police custody. They face felonious assault and rape charges. Murder charges could be filed if Russo dies. The girl’s aunt admitted to sexually assaulting Russo with a tree branch, police said. The incident was caught on tape. Meanwhile, police said that citizens should not take matters into their own hands "To take matters into their own hands like they did was just way, way beyond reason," North Royalton Detective Jay Drake said.


 


 


 


 

 

AND THAT’S KICKING YOUR A$$

 

 

hey cat lovers check out this funny video (right click save)



http://www.run4gold.com/indigo/pinkey.wmv

 

hey Olympic lovers check out this funny flash video



http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/olympics.swf

 

 

wanna see if the show imma be interning for jumped the shark or not?
imma print that out and hand it to the producers lol good game… btw my African friend said when he went back to his country to visit they actually had this show on there in the middle of the day lol he was shocked

 

 

happy bday to lizbo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blue collar to corporate blessed to unfortunate like when i put my foot down that bitch still aborted it.. stuck the canister under my jacket like the lucky one.. UHH SIR U CANT LEAVE W/ THAT bitch this my fucking son ..put it w/ da gun cramped in da glovebox w/ 151 rum bottles i don’t drink they gettin flungggg wit lit rags in it

$$

 

 

 

[04:55] phillythastunna: =-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O

[04:55] *** Auto-response sent to phillydastunna: blogs updated..i dare explore the topic of skeeting :)
yes IT’S THE MYSTERY OF INIQUITY
and I try to unravel it :P

[04:55] phillythastunna: read this!!!!=-O=-O=-O

[04:56] phillythastunna: chirstys away message n buddy info=-O

[04:56] phillythastunna:"

health center to get myself checked out…wonder if this really is just hives and due to stress cuz if it is its going down in my record book – if not gotta find out why my little sausage fingers turned into beef franks and what the sunburnt look is ’bout, lol…

city hall to pay for a year old speeding ticket (heh) and MVA to finally get my liscence….

robbie, I really hope you are ready for what you are about to walk into…best of luck cuz it aint easy day after day mom: "…hey chris, [wheeze] you ever find out why McDonald’s keeps counting?"

thanks to who used to be the #1 jackass (in my eyes) who actually took the time to make sure I was "just ok" and be there to support me during this time…its nice to know you have grown up enough to put the differences aside just for a bit and show some compassion….I NEVER thought you’d have been the one there checking in on me ryan…..NEVER did it cross my mind…I’m super suprised, but thanks.

There are easier things in life than finding a good man -like nailing jell-o to a tree for instance "

[04:56] phillythastunna: glad i aint fuck

[04:56] phillythastunna: cause i think she burnin!!=-O

[09:47] shab00tyTM: lol hives

 

 

 

HOLLA-

-sha-


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