Fatal Image

4:53

LOL

funniest imdb page ever

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1653130/

sha:

11:07

lol yea that iz cash =p

11:10

catherine zeta jones was in my dream… we were at the white house..she was doing some weird tribal armenian dance as a protest against animal cruelty or somethin lol..she wuz mad purrty though…before her “performance” we were lounging together man i was so tryin to holla.. i forgot what lines i was using.. i was talkin to her father in law too lol he gave me advice like if u see somethin out there u want u gotta go out and get it..and i said “ooh like ur son michael douglass did eh?” hehe

then at the end of my dream this handicap kid , he pogosticked out of a third story balconoy and down to the street and pogoed back up :P .

…then the last part i was chilln w/ howard and artie ,reminising,,,

i also had a glimpse of my report card already for fall2004..i had like 2 A’s a B and a D.. the D was in like some class called like women’s photo /s or pictures…but i love lookin at womens pics =p WTF

holla

s-h-a -the father of yo baby fathers god father’s mother’s dogg excriment

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 29, 2004

YO fooZ !

I’m BACK IN DA C TO THE PIZZLE muaahhaha

(link has nothing to do w/ CP) :P

holla

0-sha-0

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 28, 2004

That’s RIGHT ,

BITCHES!!!

Dave Chappelle

(8-26-04)

download today’s

here :P

(right click save target as)

werd

p.s. Chappelle has a stand up comedy special coming to Showtime in September…

view the trailer here oh and expect him to have a heavy presence in this years MTV VMA awards . . .

holla!

anyways,

this is pretty funny:

Empire State Employees Strike Back

Motorists: New York toll takers are vulgar, rude, downright creepy

AUGUST 25–It’s been about a year since TSG first checked in with the New York State Thruway Authority to see what kinds of complaints motorists have been lodging against Empire State toll takers (that initial batch of beefs included numerous claims of verbal harassment and one account of a run-in with a bongo-playing ripoff artist). Below you will find an entertaining assortment of new customer complaints addressing rampant vulgarity, sleeping and leering toll takers, misdirected snowballs, and one practical joke. A dizzy driver even wrote in to whine about the new color scheme in the ladies room. Of course, any motorist knows that the average toll taker is a sweet, cheery type who’s quick with a warm smile and a "Have a nice day." So the nasty booth attendants depicted here must be some aberrant strain–there can be no other explanation. Our favorite letter was penned by a self-described "Christian" who had a problem with a Buffalo-area toll collector. To help Thruway brass identify the employee, the Christian noted that the guy "talks like he is mad, or could be on drugs or is trying to cover up his feminine voice to make it sound more masculine???" (16 pages)

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[03:29] kbizzle69:

AGreaterHop3 signed off at 3:44:30 AM.

[03:30] kbizzle69: then he sigend off, lol i hope he didnt take that literally

GOOD GAME!!!

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(4) August 26, 2004

Hey guys,

if you haven’t noticed, I’m adding some “team members”… a new wave has come in lol…. no, but seriously… I’m not trying to “Jump the shark” or anything but I’m going to be soo busy this fall that instead of once a week updates, it will be somewhat more lively if I have some pals of mine posting on here… anything from funny convos, funny links, etc naked pics? who knows! The point is… it ain’t hurtin no body eh? :P

p.s.

Scrambled Eggs!!!

12 Ways To Crush Your Own Testicles In Your Own Home

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 25, 2004

NateDogg: ur a freaky chick

NateDogg: lol

NateDogg: thats ur new name

NateDogg: freacara

NateDogg: lol

KkiTTeNx: haha

KkiTTeNx: i am not!

NateDogg: u are 2

KkiTTeNx: that sounds like “free cara”

KkiTTeNx: hahaha

u’ve told me this before, no? =Þ

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 25, 2004

alll’s i know is that i luv MY shawny.

<3

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 25, 2004

Police: 6 People Beat Up Alleged Peeping Tom

Wed Aug 18, 5:50 PM ET

An alleged peeping Tom remains in the intensive care unit after reportedly being assaulted with a tree branch, NewsChannel5 reported.

Officials said Mario Russo, 44, was attacked after he was spotted outside a bedroom window wearing his pants around his ankles and watching a 5-year-old girl who was sleeping in a unit at the Bunker Ridge Apartments. Russo was reportedly hiding in bushes. Police said after he was discovered a group of six people, include the girl’s mother, aunt and their boyfriends attacked him and brutally beat him for more than an hour. The girl’s mother, Stacy Umstott, 28; her aunt, Athena Lemieux, 20; Brandon Breedon, 21; Nicholas Phipps, 21; and Khald Arafat, 34; and a 15-year-old are in police custody. They face felonious assault and rape charges. Murder charges could be filed if Russo dies. The girl’s aunt admitted to sexually assaulting Russo with a tree branch, police said. The incident was caught on tape. Meanwhile, police said that citizens should not take matters into their own hands "To take matters into their own hands like they did was just way, way beyond reason," North Royalton Detective Jay Drake said.

AND THAT’S KICKING YOUR A$$

hey cat lovers check out this funny video (right click save)

http://www.run4gold.com/indigo/pinkey.wmv

hey Olympic lovers check out this funny flash video

http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/olympics.swf

wanna see if the show imma be interning for jumped the shark or not?
imma print that out and hand it to the producers lol good game… btw my African friend said when he went back to his country to visit they actually had this show on there in the middle of the day lol he was shocked

happy bday to lizbo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blue collar to corporate blessed to unfortunate like when i put my foot down that bitch still aborted it.. stuck the canister under my jacket like the lucky one.. UHH SIR U CANT LEAVE W/ THAT bitch this my fucking son ..put it w/ da gun cramped in da glovebox w/ 151 rum bottles i don’t drink they gettin flungggg wit lit rags in it

$$

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[09:47] shab00tyTM: lol hives

HOLLA-

-sha-

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 20, 2004

SBD4LYFE

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 17, 2004

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[11:47] shahab-: AAAHAHHA this is a real product page

http://www.skeetike.com

[11:49] shahab-: according to



www.urbandictionary.com:

82 definitions of skeet.

skeet

-semen, to ejaculate

Don’t skeet on me.

Is that skeet on your pants

skeet

yes for all you people who are looking this up because of The Chapelle Show skeet is giz or cum!!!!

dont skeet on my face!

skeet

To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.

Bob skeeted all over Sally’s face.

skeet

To pull out of a woman and ejaculate on her.

Just like skeet shooting. PULL! and then you shoot.

lol

ok that’s getting redundant …for more go

here

[11:50] Fatal Image: lol I see what you mean

[12:02] shab00tyTM: Negro League Baseball Players Association

click the pic… follow link

[12:03] shab00tyTM: throw back ;)

OK OFF THAT SUBJECT LOL

Fatal Image:

REUTERS "Oddly Enough News Article":

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Kids throwing rocks stirred up more trouble than they bargained for when they dislodged a swarm of bees from an enormous hive built in the wall of a Southern California apartment building, authorities said on Friday.

An estimated 120,000 bees held residents of the apartment building and nearby homes hostage in Santa Ana, California after the children pelted their 500 pound (227 kg) hive with rocks on Thursday, Santa Ana Fire Captain Steve Horner said.

Several people, including firefighters, news reporters and a TV cameraman, reported being stung and at least two people were taken to a hospital with multiple stings, Horner said.

Firefighters cordoned off a four-block area to allow the bees to calm down and return to their hive. An exterminator later fogged the hive and vacuumed out 40,000 dead bees, then set a trap for returning worker bees, of which about 80,000 were captured, Horner said.

The quarter-ton honeycomb, which may have accumulated inside the apartment wall for years, was so big it was threatening the structural integrity of the two-story building, Horner said.

this isn’t "thee" hive but U think I could fit a pic of a 500lbs. hive on a lil ol blog like this? lol here’s a generic hive pic ..fooz!

Football heads peep this:

11:16

eheh wtf

u 2 =p ttyl

BTW I NEVER DATED THAT CHICK… but she likes nothing better then to S. a D.

if u catch my drift lol

SKEET SKEET SKEET

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 17, 2004

Hey guys been so stressed out and busy lately…

expect a “mini” non-extravagant update a lil later tonight

peace peoples

-sha-…

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) August 17, 2004