Fatal Image
4:53
LOL
funniest imdb page ever
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1653130/
sha:
11:07
lol yea that iz cash =p
11:10
catherine zeta jones was in my dream… we were at the white house..she was doing some weird tribal armenian dance as a protest against animal cruelty or somethin lol..she wuz mad purrty though…before her “performance” we were lounging together man i was so tryin to holla.. i forgot what lines i was using.. i was talkin to her father in law too lol he gave me advice like if u see somethin out there u want u gotta go out and get it..and i said “ooh like ur son michael douglass did eh?” hehe
then at the end of my dream this handicap kid , he pogosticked out of a third story balconoy and down to the street and pogoed back up :P .
…then the last part i was chilln w/ howard and artie ,reminising,,,
i also had a glimpse of my report card already for fall2004..i had like 2 A’s a B and a D.. the D was in like some class called like women’s photo /s or pictures…but i love lookin at womens pics =p WTF
holla
s-h-a -the father of yo baby fathers god father’s mother’s dogg excriment

That’s RIGHT ,
BITCHES!!!

Dave Chappelle
was on the Stern
show today
(8-26-04)
download today’s
radio show in
mp3 format
here :P
(right click save target as)
werd
p.s. Chappelle has a stand up comedy special coming to Showtime in September…
view the trailer here oh and expect him to have a heavy presence in this years MTV VMA awards . . .

holla!
anyways,
this is pretty funny:
Empire State Employees Strike Back
Motorists: New York toll takers are vulgar, rude, downright creepy

AUGUST 25–It’s been about a year since TSG first checked in with the New York State Thruway Authority to see what kinds of complaints motorists have been lodging against Empire State toll takers (that initial batch of beefs included numerous claims of verbal harassment and one account of a run-in with a bongo-playing ripoff artist). Below you will find an entertaining assortment of new customer complaints addressing rampant vulgarity, sleeping and leering toll takers, misdirected snowballs, and one practical joke. A dizzy driver even wrote in to whine about the new color scheme in the ladies room. Of course, any motorist knows that the average toll taker is a sweet, cheery type who’s quick with a warm smile and a "Have a nice day." So the nasty booth attendants depicted here must be some aberrant strain–there can be no other explanation. Our favorite letter was penned by a self-described "Christian" who had a problem with a Buffalo-area toll collector. To help Thruway brass identify the employee, the Christian noted that the guy "talks like he is mad, or could be on drugs or is trying to cover up his feminine voice to make it sound more masculine???" (16 pages)
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[03:29] kbizzle69:
AGreaterHop3: what have you enterd?
AGreaterHop3: it said kbizzle69 has entered text
kBizZle69: it said dave g i want u to take me now, but i was pondering whether or not to send it to you
AGreaterHop3 signed off at 3:44:30 AM.
[03:30] kbizzle69: then he sigend off, lol i hope he didnt take that literally
[03:30] shab00tyTM: lol
[03:30] kbizzle69: fuck lol
GOOD GAME!!!
Hey guys,
if you haven’t noticed, I’m adding some “team members”… a new wave has come in lol…. no, but seriously… I’m not trying to “Jump the shark” or anything but I’m going to be soo busy this fall that instead of once a week updates, it will be somewhat more lively if I have some pals of mine posting on here… anything from funny convos, funny links, etc naked pics? who knows! The point is… it ain’t hurtin no body eh? :P
and don’t worrry, I’ll still be posting :P
-shab00ty-
p.s.
Scrambled Eggs!!!
12 Ways To Crush Your Own Testicles In Your Own Home
NateDogg: ur a freaky chick
NateDogg: lol
NateDogg: thats ur new name
NateDogg: freacara
NateDogg: lol
KkiTTeNx: haha
KkiTTeNx: i am not!
NateDogg: u are 2
KkiTTeNx: that sounds like “free cara”
KkiTTeNx: hahaha
u’ve told me this before, no? =Þ

Police: 6 People Beat Up Alleged Peeping Tom
Wed Aug 18, 5:50 PM ET
An alleged peeping Tom remains in the intensive care unit after reportedly being assaulted with a tree branch, NewsChannel5 reported.
Officials said Mario Russo, 44, was attacked after he was spotted outside a bedroom window wearing his pants around his ankles and watching a 5-year-old girl who was sleeping in a unit at the Bunker Ridge Apartments. Russo was reportedly hiding in bushes. Police said after he was discovered a group of six people, include the girl’s mother, aunt and their boyfriends attacked him and brutally beat him for more than an hour. The girl’s mother, Stacy Umstott, 28; her aunt, Athena Lemieux, 20; Brandon Breedon, 21; Nicholas Phipps, 21; and Khald Arafat, 34; and a 15-year-old are in police custody. They face felonious assault and rape charges. Murder charges could be filed if Russo dies. The girl’s aunt admitted to sexually assaulting Russo with a tree branch, police said. The incident was caught on tape. Meanwhile, police said that citizens should not take matters into their own hands "To take matters into their own hands like they did was just way, way beyond reason," North Royalton Detective Jay Drake said.



AND THAT’S KICKING YOUR A$$
hey cat lovers check out this funny video (right click save)
http://www.run4gold.com/indigo/pinkey.wmv
hey Olympic lovers check out this funny flash video
http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/olympics.swf
wanna see if the show imma be interning for jumped the shark or not?
imma print that out and hand it to the producers lol good game… btw my African friend said when he went back to his country to visit they actually had this show on there in the middle of the day lol he was shocked
happy bday to lizbo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blue collar to corporate blessed to unfortunate like when i put my foot down that bitch still aborted it.. stuck the canister under my jacket like the lucky one.. UHH SIR U CANT LEAVE W/ THAT bitch this my fucking son ..put it w/ da gun cramped in da glovebox w/ 151 rum bottles i don’t drink they gettin flungggg wit lit rags in it
$$
[04:55] phillythastunna: =-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O
[04:55] *** Auto-response sent to phillydastunna: blogs updated..i dare explore the topic of skeeting :)
yes IT’S THE MYSTERY OF INIQUITY
and I try to unravel it :P
[04:55] phillythastunna: read this!!!!=-O=-O=-O
[04:56] phillythastunna: chirstys away message n buddy info=-O
[04:56] phillythastunna:"
health center to get myself checked out…wonder if this really is just hives and due to stress cuz if it is its going down in my record book - if not gotta find out why my little sausage fingers turned into beef franks and what the sunburnt look is ’bout, lol…
city hall to pay for a year old speeding ticket (heh) and MVA to finally get my liscence….
robbie, I really hope you are ready for what you are about to walk into…best of luck cuz it aint easy day after day mom: "…hey chris, [wheeze] you ever find out why McDonald’s keeps counting?"
thanks to who used to be the #1 jackass (in my eyes) who actually took the time to make sure I was "just ok" and be there to support me during this time…its nice to know you have grown up enough to put the differences aside just for a bit and show some compassion….I NEVER thought you’d have been the one there checking in on me ryan…..NEVER did it cross my mind…I’m super suprised, but thanks.
There are easier things in life than finding a good man -like nailing jell-o to a tree for instance "
[04:56] phillythastunna: glad i aint fuck
[04:56] phillythastunna: cause i think she burnin!!=-O
[09:47] shab00tyTM: lol hives
HOLLA-
-sha-
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
[11:47] shahab-: AAAHAHHA this is a real product page
http://www.skeetike.com
btw none if this is funny to you unless u’ve been watchin Chappelle show season2 ;)
[11:48] Fatal Image: yea all over my head son
second one’s still kinda funny , it’s like how is the dog involved in this.. is that a good thing..
[11:49] shahab-: according to
www.urbandictionary.com:
82 definitions of skeet.
skeet
-semen, to ejaculate
Don’t skeet on me.
Is that skeet on your pants
skeet
yes for all you people who are looking this up because of The Chapelle Show skeet is giz or cum!!!!
dont skeet on my face!
skeet
To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.
Bob skeeted all over Sally’s face.
skeet
To pull out of a woman and ejaculate on her.
Just like skeet shooting. PULL! and then you shoot.
lol
ok that’s getting redundant …for more go
here
[11:49] Fatal Image: ah ha :)
[11:50] shahab-: now go back to
http://www.skeetike.com ..its 50x funnier ;)
[11:50] Fatal Image: lol I see what you mean
[12:02] shab00tyTM: Negro League Baseball Players Association
[12:03] shab00tyTM: can u find the funny in that
[12:03] onedah420: skeet?
[12:03] onedah420: lol
[12:03] shab00tyTM: yea SKEET SKEET SKEET GRIGGS
[12:03] shab00tyTM: i want his jersey
[12:03] shab00tyTM: throw back ;)

SKEETING off for an A
Teacher orders students to masturbate in class all for biology! - India News Online :: 123Bharath.com -
World News > London, Aug.13 : In a shocking incident, three 15-year-old Brazilian students were ordered to masturbate by their teacher during a biology lesson.
According to Ananova a report in the La Prensa said that the teacher reportedly asked the students to masturbate so that the class could study sperm under a microscope.
The students of Nossa Senhora do Rosario school in Campo Grande, Rio de Janeiro have decided to sue their teacher now.
"It is a disrespectful and bizarre thing to ask a student, we are all horrified," a police spokeswoman was quoted as saying. (ANI)


OK OFF THAT SUBJECT LOL
Fatal Image:
9:59
REUTERS "Oddly Enough News Article":
Kids Plus Rocks Equals 120,000 Angry Bees
Mon Aug 16, 2004 09:56 AM ET
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Kids throwing rocks stirred up more trouble than they bargained for when they dislodged a swarm of bees from an enormous hive built in the wall of a Southern California apartment building, authorities said on Friday.
An estimated 120,000 bees held residents of the apartment building and nearby homes hostage in Santa Ana, California after the children pelted their 500 pound (227 kg) hive with rocks on Thursday, Santa Ana Fire Captain Steve Horner said.
Several people, including firefighters, news reporters and a TV cameraman, reported being stung and at least two people were taken to a hospital with multiple stings, Horner said.
Firefighters cordoned off a four-block area to allow the bees to calm down and return to their hive. An exterminator later fogged the hive and vacuumed out 40,000 dead bees, then set a trap for returning worker bees, of which about 80,000 were captured, Horner said.
The quarter-ton honeycomb, which may have accumulated inside the apartment wall for years, was so big it was threatening the structural integrity of the two-story building, Horner said.
this isn’t "thee" hive but U think I could fit a pic of a 500lbs. hive on a lil ol blog like this? lol here’s a generic hive pic ..fooz!

this is awesome!
shahab:
9:57
lol some ballsy kids
shahab:
10:03
the bees
Fatal Image:
10:03
yeah 120,000 bees I cant believe that
mustve been chaos
shahab:
11:16
yea ida been sacred as fuck …wu tang appearance =) killa beez
Football heads peep this:
11:16
Hage
7:26
http://terrapinclips.com/video/starks_winslow.wmv
sha:
11:13
winslow is a tool =)
Hage
11:14
ehehe you got that link?
sha:
11:14
yea isnt he mr winslows son from family matters
Hage
11:14
eheh wtf
sha:
11:49
funny mp3…sulu dance!!(george taki)
XxSevenxX
12:02
lol
12:03
hmmm. referring to your buddy icon:..if Cookie Monster is chomping on a cock…then hes no longer cookie monster…is he?
shab00tyTM
12:03
nopers he’s tube of cock dough monster =)
XxSevenxX
12:03
lol
12:04
i was thinkin more liike…Cock monster
12:04
but i guess thats not creative enough
XxSevenxX
12:09
ive been thinking about you
12:10
and i dont mean to sound like im like…trying to ‘mack’ lol i ran across some old convos and i saw a couple i had with you and it brought back memories
shab00tyTM
12:10
heh
XxSevenxX
12:10
good times
12:11
sooo hows life for you
12:11
i think you told me u had a gf last time
shab00tyTM
12:12
yea i got a gurl be she on week 2 of a 3 week vacation and that blows =)
XxSevenxX
12:13
yep…
shab00tyTM
12:14
she look like lindsay lohan lol
XxSevenxX
12:15
whos that?
shab00tyTM
12:15
that actress
12:15
she was in mean girls
XxSevenxX
12:15
ooh yeah
12:15
shes cute
shab00tyTM
12:16
werd
12:16
sup w/ ur men
XxSevenxX
12:16
lol
12:16
i have a new one
12:16
michaels still around and john is no longer in the pic
12:18
i talk to Kwan now…
shab00tyTM
12:18
are u past ur [date] 30 year olds phase
XxSevenxX
12:19
lol
12:19
hes 28
shab00tyTM
12:19
ur bf is 28?
XxSevenxX
12:19
yeah
shab00tyTM
12:19
heh fear… Kwan eh? J-Kwan…
XxSevenxX
12:19
fear?
shab00tyTM
12:20
yea "fear" heheh
XxSevenxX
12:20
whats that mean
12:21
i mean what do u mean
shab00tyTM
12:21
im fearing my accurate/guess prediction
XxSevenxX
12:22
ooh.
12:22
ok lol
12:22
i mean i like older guys but i mean im not looking for them when i find them u know
shab00tyTM
12:26
he white?
XxSevenxX
12:26
nope…can you believe it!?
12:26
lol
12:26
hes chinese

shab00tyTM
12:26
wtf
12:26
!
12:27
thats hilarious =)
12:27
i wanna meet this guy
12:27
lol
12:27
is it tru what they say bout azn penis
XxSevenxX
12:27
lol
12:27
its not the biggest ive had…but its also not the smallest
12:27
its good…does the job lol
shab00tyTM
12:28
is he fresh off the boat
12:28
what he do for a livin?
XxSevenxX
12:28
no lol
12:28
hes a middle school teacher
shab00tyTM
12:29
hes prolly a pedo
XxSevenxX
12:29
he thinks hes black…if you hear his talk you would this he was black
12:29
whats a pedo
shab00tyTM
12:30
pedofile…….and sounds like a regular ol JIN to me…

XxSevenxX
12:30
no hes not!
12:31
lol
shab00tyTM
12:31
why else he teach middle schoo
12:31
what subject? math?
XxSevenxX
12:31
no…history
shab00tyTM
12:31
o
12:31
u meet him off da net?
XxSevenxX
12:31
hes not a pedo…he doesn’t like thinking about my age when we are together
12:31
no
12:32
i met him at the pool
12:32
he saved my life
12:32
lol not really
shab00tyTM
12:32
how old are u again
XxSevenxX
12:33
17
shab00tyTM
12:34
lol he sounds funny …
XxSevenxX
12:34
lol
12:34
how
shab00tyTM
12:37
dunno lol i see a lot of comedy from who ur describing
XxSevenxX
12:38
oh
12:38
i guess you dont see an Asian guy like him very often
shab00tyTM
12:38
how long u been together
12:38
have ur parents met him
12:39
and i see a lot of chiggers
XxSevenxX
12:39
lol since may…and no they havent met him
12:39
buut my brother has….kinda lol
shab00tyTM
12:39
lol
12:39
that must be awkward LOL
XxSevenxX
12:40
yeah…i get alot of shit from him about it lol
12:40
but i like him
shab00tyTM
12:41
a lotta shit from ur bro?
XxSevenxX
12:41
yeeep
shab00tyTM
12:42
ya he seems aight but i dunno i just laugh when u describe him to me LOL i swear…: azn middle school teacher 28 wigger w/ dating ya 17 =)
XxSevenxX
12:43
lol well damn….if you say it liike that yah lol
shab00tyTM
12:43
heh have u met his fam?? he live alone?
XxSevenxX
12:44
yeah i met his mom…shes really a sweet lady…and accepting of me…
12:44
and yes he lives alone
12:44
id NEVER date a guy still living at home at 28
shab00tyTM
12:45
but if i ever make a comedy movie if his story ,for comic affect he will be livin w/ his moomma LOL jk
XxSevenxX
12:45
lol
shab00tyTM
12:46
am i bigger than him? LOL
XxSevenxX
12:46
hell yeah!
12:46
lol
shab00tyTM
12:47
heh kk that makes me happy
XxSevenxX
12:47
i dunno…
12:48
john might have been bigger
shab00tyTM
12:48
wuz he black?
XxSevenxX
12:48
nope
12:48
white
12:48
he was 6′6
shab00tyTM
12:48
o well i dont wanna hear that =)
XxSevenxX
12:48
lol
shab00tyTM
12:49
keep that to urself =p
XxSevenxX
12:49
lol…just cause he was white?
shab00tyTM
12:49
na cause he was possibly bigger
XxSevenxX
12:50
ooh
12:50
maybe the same size i dunno
shab00tyTM
12:50
k
XxSevenxX
1:00
well i g2g
1:00
nice talkin to yoou!
shab00tyTM
1:01
u 2 =p ttyl
BTW I NEVER DATED THAT CHICK… but she likes nothing better then to S. a D.
if u catch my drift lol
SKEET SKEET SKEET
Hey guys been so stressed out and busy lately…
expect a “mini” non-extravagant update a lil later tonight
peace peoples
-sha-…


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