2004 July | Shabooty.com

[04:37] shahab-: u ever heard of

http://www.dippindots.com/dd_info.asp

[05:09] Fatal Image: thats new to me

[05:14] shahab-: the teenie boppers are ranting and raving over it

[11:22] shab00tyTM: sup

[11:22] seskychik2k4: nada u

[11:22] shab00tyTM: just got up

[11:22] seskychik2k4: word

[11:22] seskychik2k4: wtf is up w/ ur icon

[11:23] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:23] shab00tyTM: tight h

[11:23] shab00tyTM: eh

[11:23] seskychik2k4: its disturbing

[11:25] shab00tyTM: its him givin head

[11:25] seskychik2k4: no shit

[11:27] seskychik2k4: its weird lookin

[11:27] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:27] seskychik2k4: looks like its like a rubber penis

[11:29] shab00tyTM: i wish i could put mine in ur cookie jar (:

[11:29] seskychik2k4: BLah

shahab

9:36

damn this chivck is hot http://funmac.com/attachmentid=2552&stc=1

Fatal Image

9:37

gonna have to agree there

speaking of hot chicks….

that is jillian grace… she was on a recent episode of howard stern, trying to get into playboy and her prospects are looking up (thats not all that’s looking upward if u know what i mean lol)

ne ways I have to plug her site: http://www.jilliangrace.net/

because she was gracious enough to reply to an email:

Shawn,

Thank you. The site was having a little trouble with all the hits at once.

I will be adding a portfolio and news page in the next few days, so

check back soon. The test shoot [for playboy] is in August, then its all up

to Mr. Hefner if I am published or a centerfold.

Best wishes,

Jillian Grace

I think she’ll make it cause aside from bein hot …she’s cool enough to write back to pimpz like yours truely :P (that goes a long way)

shab00tyTM

1:01

which guys darelle again the old schooler dood

Shilove153

1:03

old schooler dude? lol

1:04

A guy I went to school with who comes to the bar alot….I hadnt seen him since high school…..until I worked at roys

shab00tyTM

1:05

until he worked u w/ toys?

Shilove153

1:10

lol

1:10

why do you think ordered a Adam&Eve catalog *Wink*

shab00tyTM

1:11

lol dunno cause they didnt have anal beads back then just the cores of apples

Shilove153

1:28

EWW lol

shab00tyTM

1:28

=p

Shilove153

1:28

imagine having to pull that out of your ass real quick

1:28

lol

shab00tyTM

1:28

LOL

1:28

it be like apple cider along w/ it

Shilove153

1:28

chunks n all

shab00tyTM

12:25

bend over and take it like a slut ok mah?

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

12:25

okai

12:25

shab00tyTM

12:32

slap dick to the mouths of all these bitches

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

12:33

im not a bitch

shab00tyTM

12:35

lol this chat imma snippet it off…(u figure it out where it catches up)

shab00tyTM

1:58

how many guys have u gave oral to

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

1:58

3

shab00tyTM

2:00

did ya swallow

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:00

twice

shab00tyTM

2:01

how was it going down

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:01

wat yoo mean

shab00tyTM

2:02

howd it feel going down ur throat

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:02

ohh

2:03

it umm felt like thick warm milk…lol..

shab00tyTM

2:04

i give doses of warm milk until it comes out of their nose

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:05

lol

shab00tyTM

2:07

or should i say an overdose

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:07

an overdose?yoo tihnk im be that good

shab00tyTM

2:08

an overdose if im backed up :P

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:08

thats nice

shab00tyTM

2:08

is there such thing as too much for u

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:09

i ono

2:09

wat is "too" mch

shab00tyTM

2:11

so what happend the time u didnt swallow..maybe that was too much

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:11

actualli i stoppe before he came becuz t was at a part and sumbodi walked in

shab00tyTM

2:12

o ..they catch ya?

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:12

yea

shab00tyTM

2:12

w/ a cock in ur mouth? was it a guy or a girl who walkd in

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:13

it was my friend tara

shab00tyTM

2:13

what was her reaction

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:13

"caitlin wat the fuck" and then she ran out and kept the door wide open

shab00tyTM

2:14

heh did the guy shrivel up after that

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:14

i dont know..lol i ran out after her an left him in there

shab00tyTM

2:15

heh ok s o u ran out after her then what…u got to her and said waht

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:16

omg..lol..i asked her if she saw nething..and all she sed is it brings bak memories of me suckin corndogs at skool

shab00tyTM

2:17

heh whatd u say =p

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:17

i tihnk i just laughed..and sed omfg

shab00tyTM

2:17

btw do u like it when a guy has his hand on the back of ur head

2:17

lol

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:17

fuck no

shab00tyTM

2:17

k =p

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:17

i hate that shit

shab00tyTM

2:18

tru i never know ifa girl likes that or not

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:18

i like my ass being grabbed..lmfao

shab00tyTM

2:18

what bout spankd

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:19

ouu i like that too

shab00tyTM

2:19

nice

shab00tyTM

2:35

porn does a jerk off good

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:35

huh?

shab00tyTM

2:40

instead of mmilk does a body good..porn does a jerk off good

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:40

lol

shab00tyTM: y yo celly aint workin

KDunDattaer: lol, cuz a brother is BROKE

KDunDattaer: lol

shab00tyTM: lol

KDunDattaer: it’ll be back on soon

shab00tyTM: werd

shab00tyTM: y aint u go to phils last night..we had a surprise bday party for chirs his roomie

KDunDattaer: yeaaa he told me

shab00tyTM: werd

KDunDattaer: i have been workin on startin this business though

KDunDattaer: and ive been soooo busy

shab00tyTM: start on gettin a phone frist =)

shab00tyTM: werd

KDunDattaer: LOLLOLOL

KDunDattaer: i know right!

shab00tyTM: :P

shab00tyTM: we scared the shit outta chris when he wlakd in lol

KDunDattaer: hahaha

KDunDattaer: o word!!!

KDunDattaer: who all was there

shab00tyTM: lotta peeps i met for the first time mostly chris’s friends

KDunDattaer: o i c

shab00tyTM: i learnd a new diss " how many times do we have to tell you to go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself………"

shab00tyTM

: bak from china?

ThumpGrrl

: nope

ThumpGrrl

: yea.. but no

ThumpGrrl

: in tiawan

shab00tyTM

: but ur back in md now eh

ThumpGrrl

: no

ThumpGrrl

: taiwan

shab00tyTM

: oh mb

shab00tyTM

: how iz it

ThumpGrrl

: i love it here

ThumpGrrl

: but i wihs it was closer and cheaper to get

to

shab00tyTM

: i hear prostitues are cheaper there ;-)

ThumpGrrl

: wtf

shab00tyTM

: heheh

ThumpGrrl

: why do you do that? why do you always

make a dumbass remark like that to me?

ThumpGrrl

: im surprised you havent figured out that i

hate thos kidna remarks

ThumpGrrl

: through my repsonses back ot you

shab00tyTM

: well thats what i heard sheesh i heard

thats a very prospering ‘trade’

shab00tyTM

: shit they kill babbies if its a daughter

right

ThumpGrrl

: youre really ignorant

shab00tyTM

: thats why i was askin u i wanna set the

record straight..

ThumpGrrl

: fidn out for youself

ThumpGrrl

: i dont want ot talk to you right now

ThumpGrrl

: thats just plain insentsive and .. omg..

ThumpGrrl

: please dotn tlakto me

ThumpGrrl

: omg

shab00tyTM

: lol

shab00tyTM

: i thopught i wuz uptight :/

ThumpGrrl

: youre just ignorant

shab00tyTM

: take a qualude

ThumpGrrl

: get a life

ThumpGrrl

: no..sorry

ThumpGrrl

: i take that back..

ThumpGrrl

: grow up

shab00tyTM

: i wuz gonna ask u to hook me up w/

yao mings mom..that way i can be grown up vicariously

through our tall ass childrens

shab00tyTM

: ur so humorless taht it’s funny

i’ve made a lot of changes since, but check out my july22nd desktop screenie (click for full view):

shab00tyTM

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1:47check out my mac deskop

Zeiganfeld

AIM

1:49Nice icon

1:49bouncebouncebounce

shab00tyTM

AIM

1:49heh which one

Zeiganfeld

AIM

1:50for AIM, dumdum

1:50Is this all a PC shell mod?

shab00tyTM

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1:50na its a real mac

Zeiganfeld

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1:50Ahh

1:50Even better

shab00tyTM

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1:43read this: Women’s Top Sexual Fantasies

1:46are they tru

Razbery Lemon

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1:47all but the coworker one

shab00tyTM

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1:47u dont wanna bang no subway boys (at ur work)?

1:47i know u want their footlong in u

Razbery Lemon

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1:48no not at all

shab00tyTM

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1:48u want their special sauce

Razbery Lemon

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1:48the people i work with are…not attractiv

1:48hahahaha

shab00tyTM

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1:50lol

1:50btw check out my mac deskop…

Razbery Lemon

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1:52pretty

shab00tyTM

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1:52thx0rz

1:52i spent a lotta time customizing it

shab00tyTM

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11:18sorry was on phone..let me reacclimate myself to cyber pimp mode engaging in t-minus 5 seconds

sis jenny

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11:204..3..2…KABOOM

shab00tyTM

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11:24yea kaboom is right

Brit Owns Ya

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9:05i was at circuit city today and waldorf and i saw GINUWINE

9:05i was like HOLY SHIT lol

shab00tyTM

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9:06lol wtf

9:07why would he be in waldorf

Brit Owns Ya

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9:07he lives in brandywine duh lol

shab00tyTM

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9:07so did u go up to him

9:07did u say u want him in ur jeans

Brit Owns Ya

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9:07no cuz i was sittin in the car on the corner and he was with some small kid and he had a red baseball cap on i realized who he was when he turned around when he was crossin the road i was like OMG THATS GINUWINE

9:07i didnt have enuff time

9:07i was like freakin tho lol he went up n got in a mini van haha

shab00tyTM

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9:08heh

Brit Owns Ya

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9:09damn he looked good tho

9:09thats why i was lookin in the 1st place haha

shab00tyTM

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9:09lol

Brit Owns Ya: omg..

Brit Owns Ya: lol

Brit Owns Ya: i fucking saw ginuwine AGAIN

Brit Owns Ya: at my cousins dentist office…he was with his 2 little girls and his wife lol

Brit Owns Ya: some crazy shit 2 times in a week

shab00tyTM

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9:19=p

9:20werd, so u say anythin to gen?

Brit Owns Ya

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9:21gen?

shab00tyTM

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9:22genueuinwine

Brit Owns Ya

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9:22ooo. yeah

9:22not much tho lol

9:22he was SO cute man he was playin stuffed animals with my lil cousin

9:22and his lil girl

9:23he was like what u gonna name the bunny baby? hoppy? lmao..in my mind im thinkin when u gonna let me ride it daddy? tomorrow?

9:23

shab00tyTM

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9:23why aint u say nothin

Brit Owns Ya

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9:23hehe

9:23iuno. he was with his family and shit it didnt seem right to bother him with an autograph and shit i duno.

shab00tyTM

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9:24werd

Brit Owns Ya

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9:24i was like aww whats their names (his daughters) and hes like..*glory* + *dream* i was like aww they’re soo cute (fuck me)..aww i love ur outfit sweetie (pleeease fuck me) its so cute. then he smiled at me and then that was a complete FUCK ME NOW.

9:24*sigh* oh well lol

shab00tyTM

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9:25lol ur hiliarous

Brit Owns Ya

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9:25too bad his wife was right there. damn he looked good.

shab00tyTM

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9:25wuz the wifey hot

Brit Owns Ya

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9:25lol it was going on in my mind yo

9:25yeah she was latino/black mixed or some shit

9:25very pretty

shab00tyTM

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9:25damn

9:25id fuck

Brit Owns Ya

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9:25lol u aint even seen her bitch lol

shab00tyTM

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9:26lol

Brit Owns Ya

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9:26here we go again with the lifelong purpose of poppin as many cherries as u can

9:26lol *sigh*

9:26its like: "ohh shawn i gotta sexy friend u wanna meet her?"…"fa real? whats she look like?"…"oh shes got brown ha-.." "OHHH ID FUCK"

9:26lmao

9:27

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:27lol

Brit Owns Ya

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9:34/QUOTE/shab00tyTM: this is the part i play your therapists role and say, lets go watch a burn victim and an amputee try and masturbate

9:34LMFAO WTF

shab00tyTM

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9:35thats funyn rite

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:35yes lol

9:35butmessed up lol

shab00tyTM

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9:35lol

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:35*shakes head*

shab00tyTM

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9:35u read his blog post right

Brit Owns Ya

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9:35yes lol

shab00tyTM

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9:35right above it

9:35heh k

Brit Owns Ya

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9:36whew sha ur minds fucked lol

shab00tyTM

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9:37lol

9:37im funny eh

9:37

Brit Owns Ya

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9:37oh yes lol

9:37hilarious

shab00tyTM

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12:13some people say that bees die during the winter, but i think they just hivernate

sis jenny

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12:14i thought they hibernated too

shab00tyTM

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12:15heh u didnt catch the pun

sis jenny

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12:15hah

12:15HIVErnate

shab00tyTM

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12:15$$$

sis jenny

AIM

12:15*nudge nudge*

12:17alright, i should catch some zz’s

12:17goodnights, sweet dreams

shab00tyTM

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12:17werd up dont "AZNnate"

12:17toodles

shab00tyTM

12:21

SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER

Razbery Lemon

12:22

ill try

Razbery Lemon

12:23

ok

12:24

hahahahaha to ure icon

shab00tyTM

12:24

heh u never seen it?

Razbery Lemon

12:24

nope

shab00tyTM

12:24

it gets u hot eh

Razbery Lemon

12:25

yes thats EXACTLY what it is

shab00tyTM

12:26

what it is ….doing?

Razbery Lemon

12:27

i mean to say does

12:27

but is came out

shab00tyTM

12:27

so hot u cant type cause ur fingers are stickin to the keyboard eh

Razbery Lemon

12:27

yes.

shab00tyTM

12:27

sweet

12:30

u like mint choc chip?

Razbery Lemon

12:30

yes

shab00tyTM

12:31

imma go get some

12:31

Razbery Lemon

12:32

bring me some to my house

shab00tyTM

12:33

heh i only deliever bowls of dick, honey; not ice cream lol

Razbery Lemon

12:36

not even for me

Razbery Lemon

12:49

well boo

shab00tyTM

12:51

i make my living disappointing ya

Razbery Lemon

12:51

i can tell

shab00tyTM

12:51

they say pick something and be the best at it

12:53

good to know im def. acceling

Razbery Lemon

12:53

ure certainly working ure way to the top

shab00tyTM

12:55

be all u can be.. in the penis reserve

shab00tyTM

1:37

whats goin on

Razbery Lemon

1:38

nothing

1:38

u need to entertain me

shab00tyTM

1:38

is that slang for bend u over?

Razbery Lemon

1:39

yes. thats exactly it

shab00tyTM

1:39

what if i only got mere seconds of entertainment for ya =)

Razbery Lemon

1:40

…i do not get it

shab00tyTM

1:41

entertain u=bang unly seconds/minutes=quickie

Razbery Lemon

1:42

how about u just bring me ice cream

1:42

anbd call it a day

shab00tyTM

12:21

skeet so much they call me shabooty ocean

Shilove153

12:22

you’re a moron

shab00tyTM

1:50

i wanna put my cock inside u and my balls on ur front doorstep

Shrtbitch69b

1:54

umaku

1:54

kay8

shab00tyTM

2:06

did that turn u on

Shrtbitch69b

2:06

no

2:06

it made me laff actually

2:06

im high as a btch

shab00tyTM

2:06

lol =p

Shrtbitch69b

2:07

bytch*

shab00tyTM

2:07

tru

Philly tha Stunna: HAN=-O

shab00tyTM: whats honoralbe discharge.. when an army guy doesnt bust in a gurls face?

Philly tha Stunna: LMFAO

Philly tha Stunna: what?

shab00tyTM: dunno i made it up

Philly tha Stunna: HANZO SWORD:-P

shab00tyTM: hi

Shrtbitch69b: hi

shab00tyTM: how r u

Shrtbitch69b: great

Shrtbitch69b: i had crabs

Shrtbitch69b: they were yummie

Shrtbitch69b: =D

shab00tyTM: whoa i thought u meant like crabs like pubic lice

Shrtbitch69b: nooooo

Shrtbitch69b: never that

shab00tyTM: tru

shab00tyTM: whats honoralbe discharge.. when an army guy doesnt bust in a gurls face?

Shrtbitch69b: lol

shab00tyTM: lol

Philly tha Stunna: yo im a porn star

shab00tyTM: o

Philly tha Stunna: LMFAO

Philly tha Stunna: i want to fuck chirstie soooo bad on film

Philly tha Stunna: she says shes down but she be fakin:-P

shab00tyTM: whos that

Philly tha Stunna: christy

Philly tha Stunna: blonde girl

Philly tha Stunna: groves introduced

Philly tha Stunna: she got stabbed

Philly tha Stunna: :-P

shab00tyTM: figuratively or literally

Philly tha Stunna: literally

shab00tyTM: o

shab00tyTM: are u gonna bang her in her stab wound

here’s a good line from yucko da clown:

You homo..if you were a can of soup you’d be cream of faggot!

12:14Brit Owns Ya

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12:12i had a weird ass dream last night about a sexy midget named larry who dated anna nicole smith and he tried to fuck me.

12:12wow. i need meds lol

Razbery Lemon

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12:14wow…thats…odd

shab00tyTM

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12:14i kno wtf ;P

shab00tyTM

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12:12LOL

Brit Owns Ya

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12:13im fuckin retarded haha

shab00tyTM

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12:13ur kinky

Brit Owns Ya

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12:13i dont like midgets haha

12:14but in the dream i did

shab00tyTM

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12:14LOL

Brit Owns Ya

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12:14i was lickin my finger and tellin him to lick my pussy lmfao

12:14he went and told anna nicole that he was gonna fuck me and she said ok

shab00tyTM

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12:14lol

Brit Owns Ya

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12:14weird

shab00tyTM

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12:14did u wake up wet

Brit Owns Ya

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12:14…lmao

12:15im not gonna answer that

shab00tyTM

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12:16plz tell me it’ll turn me on

Brit Owns Ya

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12:16well i think u already know it got me wet

shab00tyTM

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12:18did u cum

Brit Owns Ya

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12:19well when i woke up i was horny so..i helped myself out lol. THEN i came lol

12:20then i tasted my juices

12:20pretty good shit

12:20lol

…who’s a Coheed and Cambria fan? I am but it’s kinda gay… I’m the most famous shab00ty and that’s that,…(est. 1982 baby)… oh and check out this interview snippet:

So how the hell do you come up with that stuff? Like “let’s record a huge story in a complete other world based on the band name!”

Well no it wasn’t like that. What happened was eh, the band originally was called Shabooty. We’ve been playing together for years. And as time goes on, members leave and you add additions to the band. And the four of us now, we were in the last year of Shabooty and in ’98 I started Coheed And Cambria as a side-project. It was this concept of a electronic, acoustic thing. I didn’t really work on it all that much but I did write songs for Coheed like “Time Consumer” and “Everything Evil”. Those were side-project songs. And the band decided to adopt the name Coheed And Cambria, because we thought the name Shabooty was ridiculous. You can’t release records with the name Shabooty. (laughs) So when they adopted the name Coheed And Cambria, I brought the concept along with it. So the concept kind of has always been there but not quite as strong as it is now. This band was my main focus but by taking the name, I could do both at the same time.

again just posting this to say im the original "shab00ty" … and that i was introduced to coheed only after a friend of mine heard ‘shabooty’ at the starting of "Devil In Jersey City" and was like yo wtf listen …they say ur name in it lol :P ..i’ve been called shabutii b00ty since elementary school, thicks :)

Elburn man accused of having sex with dog

By Tona Kunz Daily Herald Staff Writer

Posted 7/16/2004

Police are searching for an Elburn man charged with molesting a pit bull-boxer mix.

A warrant was issued for Daniel J. Joyner, 27, of 40W019 Hughes Road in Elburn Thursday after a 2 1/2-week investigation into complaints from the dog’s owner, a Geneva woman, that Joyner injured the animal in June after having sex with it in Geneva.

Joyner faces felony charges of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal and criminal damage to property. He could face up to nine years in prison and $75,000 but is also eligible for probation.

The dog has recovered and is back with its owner, said Debra Bree, assistant Kane County state’s attorney.

Sexual abuse of animals has dropped off in recent years, although more people are reporting animal neglect and cruelty, Bree said.

Joyner also is wanted by police on a warrant alleging he failed to appear in drug court for follow up on charges of possession of controlled substances and a syringe. He also has a lengthy record in Geneva, Batavia, St. Charles and North Aurora for possession of cannabis, breaking into cars, theft and DUI.

Joyner is 6 foot 4 inches tall, 200 pound with brown hair and blue eyes.

Anyone who has information about Joyner should contact the Geneva Police Department at (630) 232-4736.

click the image to enter:

7:04

shab00tyTM

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7:047:03fuck i just got my addrenaline rush for tyhe day… i went down stairs to my other comp, and right by where my feet would be is this fairly big spider (brown) and im like freakin out ..i grab a box of like burnable cds and just smash it w/ the box …and got the bastard…now imma wait till my dad to come home and clean the dead carcass up for me

Rainyp002

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7:05lol

7:05hahahaha

7:05dork

shab00tyTM

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7:05lol and u wouldnt be freakd out?

Rainyp002

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7:05hahaha not like that

shab00tyTM

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7:05=p well at least i didnt pussy out and i kilt it

Rainyp002

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7:06lol.

7:06yeah

shab00tyTM

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7:06=p

7:09this wasnt a daddy long legs… we talkin brown recluse spider =)

Rainyp002

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7:09right right stop tryin to make excuses

shab00tyTM

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7:10good thing i jerkd off up here instead of down there like i usally do

Rainyp002

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7:11hhahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

shab00tyTM

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7:11i dont want my weirner bit by a spider and inflamed for all the wrogn reasons

Rainyp002

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7:11omg your silly

shab00tyTM

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7:13how am i gonna explain that one? yea "my -peter- is donig a peter parker impersonation"

Rainyp002

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7:14haha you are so silly

7:15i am so bored

7:15

shab00tyTM

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7:15goo fight ur phobias

Rainyp002

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7:15i dont have any

7:15is cookie monster sycking dick?

shab00tyTM

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7:15is that ur phobia

7:15LOL

Rainyp002

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7:16no dork. is cookie monster sucking dick?

shab00tyTM

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7:16yea

Rainyp002

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7:16hahahaha

7:16at first i was like thats a weird cookie, then i was like…wait a second.

7:16lol.

shab00tyTM

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7:16LOL

Rainyp002

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7:16but hes a boy.

shab00tyTM

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7:16u were like is that a new tube cookie

7:16heh

Rainyp002

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7:16dork. it just lookedl ike it was a cookie from a side view, you know?

shab00tyTM

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7:17more like cookie dough boo

Rainyp002

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7:17lol.

shab00tyTM

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7:28blogs updated btw

Rainyp002

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7:29nice

7:29anything with me in it

shab00tyTM

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7:29yea

Rainyp002

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7:29yay

Rainyp002

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7:43i dont see it

7:43except for the CHOKE one

shab00tyTM

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7:44i think thats it =-p

Rainyp002

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7:44oh jerk what about the one from just now

7:44the one about cookie monster

shab00tyTM

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7:44ehe ill put that in the next update

Rainyp002

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7:44oh .

7:45im so bored

7:45man its ridickulous

shab00tyTM

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7:45http://www.shoutcast.com/

Rainyp002

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7:45whats that?

7:45it didnt work

shab00tyTM

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7:45old epis of stern

Rainyp002

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7:45ohh.

7:46ok

7:46nevermind

7:47i just got the exorcist

shab00tyTM

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7:47cool good movie

Rainyp002

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7:47im excited to watch it. i was thinkin about watching it blazed

shab00tyTM

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7:47lol

Rainyp002

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7:48and i think im horny

7:48lol.

shab00tyTM

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7:48lol

7:48whats new =)

Rainyp002

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7:49ummm yeah. lol.

7:49AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHH im so horny all of a sudden

7:49just like BAM horniness

7:50like the fucking horny fairie just sprinkled me with her fucking horny dust.

shab00tyTM

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7:50lol or stabbed u w/ her batton

Rainyp002

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7:51haha yeah that too. like she just bitch slapped me with her dick.

7:51lol.

shab00tyTM

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7:52lol

Rainyp002

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7:52ho ho ho ho horny.

shab00tyTM

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7:52like she poppd a boner in ur cheeck

Rainyp002

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7:52haha yeah for reals.

shab00tyTM

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7:52popd a cock in ur toncils

Rainyp002

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7:52she just stuck it in my ear. thats what she did

7:53or fucking flicked her wand in my vagina

7:53when i get horny and i cant get any, i say fuck alot

7:57i think its all cookie monsters fault

shab00tyTM

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7:57damn : P

7:57got ur cookie dough yeast jumpin off

Rainyp002

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8:03hahaha that was just gay

shab00tyTM

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8:03lol

Rainyp002

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8:04dammit

8:04this sucks ass

shab00tyTM

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8:05yeppers

Rainyp002

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8:05blah what am i to do

8:06i have to go, i need to get off the computer.

8:06lol.

8:06im so sad.

shab00tyTM

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8:07lol toodles =) go use the tub water pressrue on urself

Rainyp002

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8:07lol.

8:07later

shab00tyTM

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8:07peace

Rainyp002 went away

8:07

Away Message: Did I sttu sttu studa stupid? 8:07

kinda rehashed but whatever :)

shab00tyTM

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7:047:03fuck i just got my addrenaline rush for tyhe day… i went down stairs to my other comp, and right by where my feet would be is this fairly big spider (brown) and im like freakin out ..i grab a box of like burnable cds and just smash it w/ the box …and got the bastard…now imma wait till my dad to come home and clean the dead carcass up for me

BeachBabeNDC

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7:04haha

shab00tyTM

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7:06are u proud of me?

lilpinkplayaett22

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7:06yes very

BeachBabeNDC

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7:07yes i am

7:07i’m not gonna say ur a whimp

7:07cause i woulda done the same damn thing

7:08fuck spiders

shab00tyTM

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7:08this wasnt a daddy long legs

7:08i think it was a black recluse spider

BeachBabeNDC

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7:08eww

shab00tyTM

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7:08er i mean

7:08not black , brown* recluse

BeachBabeNDC

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7:09see i’m not afraid of daddy long legs but any other type – i hate spiders

shab00tyTM

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7:09yea same

BeachBabeNDC

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7:09did u break the cds?

shab00tyTM

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7:09na they ok im sure… cause it was a full box of like 10 cds in jewel cases or so

BeachBabeNDC

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7:10oooh well then they should be fine

shab00tyTM

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7:10good thing i jerkd off up here instead of down there like i usally do

BeachBabeNDC

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7:10hahaha

7:10u aint right

shab00tyTM

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7:11lol

BeachBabeNDC

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7:11but that is a good point

7:11lol

shab00tyTM

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7:11i dont want my weirner bit by a spider and inflamed for all the wrogn reasons

7:12=p

BeachBabeNDC

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7:12haha yeah try explainin that one to ur girl

shab00tyTM

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7:12LOl

7:13yea "my -peter- is donig a peter parker impersonation"

BeachBabeNDC

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7:13lol

lilpinkplayaett22

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7:25LMAO

shab00tyTM

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7:25lol

lilpinkplayaett22

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7:27hahhahahahaha

shab00tyTM

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7:27wut =-p

7:27im funny?

lilpinkplayaett22

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7:27yes sir

shab00tyTM

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7:28my blogs updated btw

BoMBSHeLL69

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7:28oh yeah? is it good

shab00tyTM

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7:29as always

BoMBSHeLL69

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7:29am i in it

shab00tyTM

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7:30na we aitn chat in a while

BoMBSHeLL69

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7:34whos fault is that huh

shab00tyTM

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7:35u =p

BoMBSHeLL69

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7:36hahaha i dont think so

I BEG TO DIFFER HONEY :)

k folks, that’s the uber long update i’ve been meaning to do forever now :P

hope it was worth the wait :P because of course it is –worth it’s weight , in gold

SON!!! peace …Shab00tYCREST -OUT!

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hey folks

i been slacking :p

i got a shit load of funny stuff to post (we’re talking uber long and uber good) …i always get scared… some of the anecdotes i post man …they are sooo quality i could see a hollywood writer jackin them and turning em into an HBO series :) (kinda one about teens, anal beads, corndoggs, and gag-reflexess or lack thereof) (and not in that exact order)

so hopefully by sunday night I can deliver this long awaited post (but really how long awaited can it be …most of u bustas wouldnt give me props even if i was hosting a guns for money swap collection , and u had a suitcase full of prop pistols (puns intended)

happy b-day chris.. my favorite “red man”

h0lla til sun night :P (i hope)

sha!

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Away Message:

0wn3d isn’t the right word,

but its the first word that comes to mind

holla

[08:50] britownsya: damn shawn is ur purpose in life to pop as many cherrys and to dick as many hunnies as possible?

[08:50] shab00tyTM: lol

[08:50] britownsya: lmao

[08:53] britownsya: a good idea is a good idea and u know it.

[08:54] britownsya: :-D

[08:54] shab00tyTM: one day ;P

[08:54] britownsya: lol pft. pussy

[08:54] britownsya: :-P

[08:54] britownsya: jk lol

[08:54] shab00tyTM: lol

[08:54] britownsya: its all gravy

[08:54] shab00tyTM: one day isnt the word.. but its the first one that comes to mind LOL

[08:55] britownsya: haha

[08:55] britownsya: :-x

[09:01] shab00tyTM: the saying is "<word> isnt the right word but its the first one that comes to mind"
for example.. in reference to a hot chick
edible isnt the right word, but it’s the first one that comes to mind

[09:18] shab00tyTM: u know the saying..

i used it w/ my friend

[09:18] shab00tyTM: unic0rn214: ill talk to u when i get back

shab00tyTM: awwww

shab00tyTM: how long

unic0rn214: couple dayz

shab00tyTM: u wont be onlien eh

unic0rn214: nope

shab00tyTM: aight well ttyl ur celly gon work

unic0rn214: :-)it’ll work

unic0rn214: kk i will talk to ya later shab00ty

shab00tyTM: phone sex isnt the right word, but its the first word that comes to mind

shab00tyTM: sike

unic0rn214: lmao

[09:19] britownsya: lmao

[09:19] britownsya: omg ur crazy

[09:00] britownsya: i love the 90′s comes on right now :-D sweet

[09:01] shab00tyTM: i love the 90′s on vh1?

[09:02] britownsya: yeah on vh1

[09:03] shab00tyTM: werd

[09:07] britownsya: haha this woman had septuplets in 97 and they are showin all the babies and they are playin that song by ll cool j

[09:07] britownsya: doin it and doin it and doin it well

[09:07] britownsya: lol

[09:07] shab00tyTM: lol

[09:07] shab00tyTM: how many is sept

[09:07] shab00tyTM: 9?

[09:07] britownsya: 7

[09:07] britownsya: lmao nah

[09:07] shab00tyTM: o heh

[09:08] britownsya: would u want 7 kids? lmao

[09:08] britownsya: ur wife would have some fuckin bad ass stretch marks lol

[09:09] shab00tyTM: LOL hell no

[09:10] britownsya: this show is a fuckin trip.

[09:10] britownsya: reminds me of bein little

[09:11] shab00tyTM: lol like last yr 4 u

[09:11] britownsya: 1999? wait..wha? lol

[09:11] britownsya: ohh

[09:11] britownsya: shut the fuck up

[09:11] britownsya: lol

[09:11] shab00tyTM: lol

[09:31] britownsya: yo..whats ur porn star name?

[09:32] shab00tyTM: what if u dont got a pet

[09:33] britownsya: umm..dunno lol

[09:33] britownsya: u never had one?

[09:33] britownsya: use one of ur family members pets

[09:33] shab00tyTM: id be like Gold Kettle Sha

[09:33] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:33] britownsya: hahaha

[09:33] shab00tyTM: lol nice eh? like aladin and shit

[09:33] britownsya: lmao

[09:33] shab00tyTM: rtub my gold kettle bitch’

[09:33] britownsya: i used to have a crush on aladdin lmfao

[09:33] shab00tyTM: lol

[09:33] britownsya: haha ur a re re

[09:33] britownsya: :-D

[09:33] shab00tyTM: heh why u say htat ;)

[09:34] shab00tyTM: it wasnt teh right word it was jus tthe first word that came to mind?

[09:34] britownsya: cuz ur like..rub my gold kettle bitch i need to dick another bitch

[09:34] britownsya: lol

[09:34] britownsya: do it bitch

[09:35] britownsya: my porn name would be kelly kingfisher….or kelly lucca i cant remember which was first

[09:35] britownsya: kingfisher sounds dirty lmao

[09:38] britownsya: i used to think ur porn name was ur middle name and the street u grew up on…eww my dad would be alan shadyside wtf lmfao

[09:58] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:58] shab00tyTM: alan shadyside

[09:58] britownsya: yeah haha

[09:58] shab00tyTM: shady VILLE entertainment

[09:58] britownsya: lmao

[09:58] britownsya: :-x

[09:58] shab00tyTM: lol

[09:58] britownsya: hah cartman. hes the shit.

[09:58] britownsya: south park is awesome

[09:59] shab00tyTM: werd

[09:59] britownsya: cartman said somethin like id never let a woman order me around and he was like.."id be like woman shut ur ass up and get back in the kitchen and bake me some pie"

[10:00] britownsya: :-) lol little fucker

[10:02] shab00tyTM: shady ville entertainment, bad boy collaboration presents: brittany da pr0no

[10:03] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:03] shab00tyTM: woem neeed to know their roles eh

[10:03] shab00tyTM: rOLLS of baked bread bitch

[10:04] britownsya: ….u did not just say that

[10:04] britownsya: lmao

[10:04] britownsya: *shakes head*

[10:04] shab00tyTM: which one didnt i say :)

[10:05] britownsya: lol ay yi yi

[10:05] britownsya: ay u know what? when i fuck someone…not the first time OBVIOUSLY but..i want one of the times my dude to be on viagra..lmfao hah

[10:05] britownsya: i wanna see wtf happens

[10:05] britownsya: i bet thats some good shit

[10:06] shab00tyTM: man if ur young i think it feels like ur having a herat attack lol the guy will be convusing lol sike i dunno

[10:06] britownsya: haha…how would u know shawn..u got some secrets to reveal? :-P

[10:06] britownsya: lol

[10:07] shab00tyTM: lol no

[10:07] shab00tyTM: i heard AJ benza talkin bout it

[10:12] britownsya: damn. kevin from the backstreet boys can have my babies any day of the week.

[10:12] britownsya: *cough* :-x

[10:12] britownsya: well not any day

[10:12] britownsya: thats fuckin nuts

[10:12] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:12] shab00tyTM: u mean spill his white soldiers in ur mouth?

[10:15] britownsya: soldiers lmao

[10:15] britownsya: nah thats ur job. u should know that.

[10:15] britownsya: wtf get with it

[10:15] shab00tyTM: lol have emm marchin down ur throat

[10:16] britownsya: lol ;)

[10:16] shab00tyTM: have a brothers dick at ATTENTION bitch

[10:16] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:16] britownsya: lmfao

[10:17] shab00tyTM: have em in ur ground zero ;)

[10:18] britownsya: where do u come up with this shit lmao

[10:18] shab00tyTM: lol my mind :)

[10:18] shab00tyTM: i got a cool mind eh

[10:20] britownsya: smart crazy ass perverted mind

[10:21] shab00tyTM: id be a good author eh or show host or pimp

[10:23] britownsya: yes u would. i really do agree with that lol

[10:25] shab00tyTM: check out my icon

[10:25] shab00tyTM: i just changed it

[10:26] shab00tyTM: and why thank u dear

[10:26] britownsya: lmfao.

[10:27] britownsya: hey i like the cookie monster..dont make him eat a dick cookie!

[10:27] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$$

[10:30] shab00tyTM: he loves the cock

[10:31] britownsya: yeah. doesnt look like hes slowin down any time soon.

[10:31] britownsya: lol

[10:31] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:31] shab00tyTM: kinda like u

[10:31] britownsya: hey! lol

[11:07] shab00tyTM: new icon

[11:07] mariposapy: i noticed

[11:08] mariposapy: cookie monster but don’t look like he’s eating no cookie

[11:08] shab00tyTM: hehehehe

[11:08] shab00tyTM: he’s eatin ssome dough baby

[11:08] mariposapy: lol

[10:30] kmkjj421: lol

[10:30] kmkjj421: o yeah

[10:31] shab00tyTM: got jill all hot?

[10:31] kmkjj421: hahhaa

[10:31] shab00tyTM: :P

[10:32] kmkjj421: lol

[10:31] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:37] shab00tyTM: does this load up for u

http://howardstern.com/boards/image.php?u=9217

[10:38] britownsya: lmfao

[10:38] britownsya: omg

[10:38] britownsya: ur lucky my dad wasnt in here

[10:38] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:38] shab00tyTM: $$$$

[10:38] shab00tyTM:

http://howardstern.com/boards/image.php?u=42202

[10:38] britownsya: that must be u *cough* :)

[10:38] shab00tyTM: lol

max’s blog entry from

http://www.f0rkyou.blogspot.com/

Thursday, January 15, 2004

Yesterday on the bus on the way to school, I was listening to my music, and all of a sudden for no reason I get depressed. I was brooding for about a half hour straight thinking angry thoughts about how much my life sucks, for no reason at all. I thought about everything: girls, social life, suicide…I also thought about how I don’t have a job or my license and half my friends do. I feel like such a slacker and such a low life loser. I got even deeper than that. I thought who is more courageous, the man who has the courage to take his own life, or the man who fights on. I thought why should I be allowed to commit suicide and have my family suffer. I also thought on the other side, why should I have to suffer from depression when people around me live great lives and have so much to live for. I brooded with these sorts of thoughts all the way to school, then when I got to school I was still depressed. I talked to my Homeroom teacher for awhile, and I told her I just knew I was going to have a bad day. She asked if I needed to talk to my therapist and I said "What’s my therapist gonna do for me?" It’s true though, because when I finally got so depressed that I did go to my therapist, and I told her what was bothering me, she just belittled it, and said "Your life sucks? How about we go on a field trip to a burn victims unit. Then we can go to the amputee unit, and then to the radiology unit to see the cancer victims. Then you can tell them how much your life sucks." I told her to fuck off and from there it just went downhill. Life sure is a bitch sometimes. If you have any feedback please feel free to leave it.

# posted by Max : 3:10 PM

my subsequent chat w/ max…

[08:07] shab00tyTM: lol i read ur blog entry .. my only feedback is … go read the book i just finished today, CHOKE (: ..it isnt about depression but sure makes sex addiction seem interesting

[08:07] p 4 2 Q: cool

[08:07] shab00tyTM: lol is that bad feedback?

[08:09] p 4 2 Q: no

[08:09] p 4 2 Q: but

[08:09] p 4 2 Q: do i seem addicted to sex

[08:12] shab00tyTM: who isnt (: and not like the main char of the book ..he puts all of us to shame

[08:12] p 4 2 Q: lol

[08:13] p 4 2 Q: hard for a fucking virgin to be addicted to sex

[08:13] p 4 2 Q: thats so…girly sounding tho

[08:13] p 4 2 Q: i hate the word virgin

[08:14] shab00tyTM: this is the part i play your therapists role and say, lets go watch a burn victim and an amputee try and masturbate

[08:14] p 4 2 Q: lmfao

[08:13] shab00tyTM: she seems like a spoiled brat /slash/ one of those chicks that just like jabbers on non stop….. tip for when ur tryin to like get w/ a guy (i mean a relationship) a guy dosnt like a girl who talks his head off…. :P

[08:13] lizzie411: lol yea i try not to do that

[08:13] lizzie411: this guy i went out with rite..

[08:13] lizzie411: well

[08:13] lizzie411: he talks MY head off

[08:13] lizzie411: lol so i dont really get a word in edgewise

[08:14] lizzie411: but i dont mind

[08:14] shab00tyTM: heh o

[08:14] lizzie411: :-P

[08:15] shab00tyTM: well long as he’s interesting like me then thats coo :)

[08:15] lizzie411: haha well hes HOT so thats what makes it ok

[08:15] shab00tyTM: lol

[08:15] shab00tyTM: well then that makes him uninteresting by rule lol jk

[08:15] lizzie411: lol

[08:15] shab00tyTM: unless he’s using the being intersting to make up for his small peter

[08:16] lizzie411: hahaha

[08:16] lizzie411: hes got a big dick too

[08:16] shab00tyTM: lol

[08:16] shab00tyTM: k i didnt wanna know :)

[08:16] lizzie411: lol

[08:16] lizzie411: now im tmi-ing you

[08:16] shab00tyTM: no your tmi’ing the wrong info ..the stuff i dont wanna hear.. like id be happy to hear he has a small one lol

[08:16] lizzie411: haha

[08:17] shab00tyTM: ur a d0ll :P

[08:17] lizzie411: aw lol

[08:17] shab00tyTM: a sex doll waiting to be taken out of the bubble wrap

[08:17] shab00tyTM: LOL

[08:17] lizzie411: hellll yea

[08:17] lizzie411: O:-)

[08:18] shab00tyTM: i just set up my moms new brita filter i feel so smart lol

[08:18] lizzie411: haha awesome

[08:19] shab00tyTM: man at the company picnic iwas at today.. at the end they put out the left overs.. we got like 10 takeouts of bbq chicken lol … too much =)

[08:19] lizzie411: haha niiice

[08:21] shab00tyTM: bbq and filtered water, on tap for the next 5 days ;)

[08:21] shab00tyTM: i had beer at the picnic :)

[08:21] shab00tyTM: (:

[08:21] lizzie411: haha niice

[08:23] shab00tyTM: som1 from the netherlands went to my blog searching for "

toplessonwebcam" lol

[08:23] lizzie411: lmao

[08:24] shab00tyTM: i shoulda just sent em to liz ;)

[08:25] lizzie411: lmao

[08:25] lizzie411: yea send em here

[08:25] shab00tyTM: so does that max guy want u? :P heh

[08:25] lizzie411: yea he does

[08:25] lizzie411: lmao

[08:25] shab00tyTM: cant blame him

[08:25] lizzie411: haha

[08:26] shab00tyTM: how old is he

[08:26] lizzie411: 18

[08:27] shab00tyTM: u know waht he needs?

[08:27] lizzie411: what

[08:27] shab00tyTM: a fat chick who likes suckin dick :P thats a good start for him then work his way up to ur caliber

[08:27] lizzie411: hahahahah

[08:27] shab00tyTM: it goes fat chick, skinny ugly chick, skinny pretty chick

[08:27] shab00tyTM: thats how ya do it :)

[08:27] shab00tyTM: LOL

[08:27] lizzie411: lmao

[08:28] shab00tyTM: its hard to go straight to the pretty skinny chick and not encounter problems

[08:28] lizzie411: i went straight to the skinny hot guys

[08:28] shab00tyTM: actually there might be that pretty fat chick and a short ugly chick in between al that LOL

[08:28] lizzie411: lmao

[08:29] shab00tyTM: yea apparently u go for the skinny hot guys w/ fat dicks LOL

[08:29] lizzie411: EXAACTLY!!!!

[08:29] shab00tyTM: like me right ;)

[08:29] lizzie411: haha.. um..

[08:29] lizzie411: lol

[08:30] shab00tyTM: once again.. RIGHT? :) heh

[08:30] lizzie411: :-Phaha sure

[08:31] shab00tyTM: my dick so big when a bitch see it..she does a spit take… just of drool and saliva

[08:32] lizzie411: lol

[08:32] shab00tyTM: $$$

[08:32] britownsya: ur a trip u know it?

[08:32] shab00tyTM: lol yeppers ;)

[08:33] lizzie411: y does everyone like my ass so much

[08:33] shab00tyTM: cause that one pic makes it look like a black girls ass lol

[08:33] lizzie411: haha

[08:35] lizzie411: i eat crappy ass food

[08:36] lizzie411: fast*

[08:36] shab00tyTM: heh how u keep off the lbs? :P

[08:36] lizzie411: i have no idea

[08:36] lizzie411: i dont do shit

[08:36] lizzie411: im naturally thin i guess

[08:36] shab00tyTM: i guess diddling urself burns calories

[08:36] lizzie411: HAHAHAHHA

[08:36] lizzie411: i dont do it THAT much lol

[08:36] shab00tyTM: LoL

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:14u know what book u should read

Rainip00

AIM

10:14what

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:14C H O K E

Rainip00

AIM

10:14whats it bout

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:15from author of fightclub so naturally it’s fight club meets sex (but not really a sex club) (: (and choke isnt referring to on a cock) lol about sex addiction

Rainip00

AIM

10:15awesome!!

10:15hahaha

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:16if u buy it…online, leme kno

Rainip00

AIM

10:16hahaha

10:16your so cute

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:17if only i had the commission off ur dildo ya bought online

Rainip00

AIM

10:17hahaha

shab00tyTM

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10:18na but seriously its a wild book..about sexual addiction right up my alley and im almost done w/ the book like 70 more pages (and i dont read often but this is one of my summer books that gets me hooked UPDATE: Im finished..book rocked!

Rainip00

AIM

10:19im addicted to sex.

shab00tyTM

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10:19so’s the main character (:

Rainip00

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10:20yeah i think i’d like that book

shab00tyTM

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10:21heh a good poll would be, "are u a guy that had a girl recommend the book CHOKE to em? and if so i bet u already had "relations" w/ her" LOL

Rainip00

AIM

10:21hahahaha.

[06:00] shab00tyTM: i got like 20 more pages and im done w/ choke

[06:00] lizzie411: kool

[06:01] shab00tyTM: he def had sex in the last chapter but thats like every other chapter lol

[06:01] lizzie411: lmao

[06:02] shab00tyTM: sounds like ur life story :P the liz biography

[06:03] lizzie411: haha yeah it does

[06:04] shab00tyTM: k imma go finish my book (:

[06:05] lizzie411: haha ok dont get to horny now

[11:14] shab00tyTM: i fiinshed reading the book CHOKE u heard of it?

[11:15] mariposapy: nope

[11:15] shab00tyTM: its great if ur a sex addict (u can releate to the main character LOL0

[11:15] mariposapy: sweet

[11:16] shab00tyTM: ur one right

[11:16] mariposapy: a sex addict?

[11:16] shab00tyTM: yea

[11:16] mariposapy: i can control myself

[11:17] shab00tyTM: heh

[11:17] shab00tyTM: i have to think about garbage and dead babies to control myself from triggering oh whoops u aint talkin like that

[11:17] mariposapy: lol

http://www.pwned.nl/

12:36that flash video wuz good, but the guy wasnt azn enough looking =)

[02:33] shahab-: LOL som1 found my blog by searching for…

http://www.google.com/search?q=GO AND SEE

[02:34] shahab-: and

http://www.google.com/search?q=GO AND SEE2

[02:35] Fatal Image: lol

you should mispell stuff more often
gets you good placements

[02:36] Fatal Image: that second guy looking for porn with katie couric/connie chung type shit or what :)

[02:36] shahab-: those searches were by a saudi

[02:36] shahab-: lol

[02:36] shahab-: maybe they wanted the Naked news

[02:37] Fatal Image: true true
no fucking on that show though.. so he’ll be disappointed
er… ‘fucing’ :)

[02:39] shahab-: my bro in laws cat died.. i said instead of pourin out liqour imma pour out a lill bit of my moms left over lasagna :)

[02:45] Fatal Image: good call :)

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:02check out my MILKSHAKE parody::: angies milkshakes brings all the bulimics to barf, my projectile vomiting, goes farther then yours (:

AdOrAbLeAnG

AIM

10:02hahaha

10:02thats funnay

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:03not bad for like 20 seconds of brainpower eh

AdOrAbLeAnG

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10:03haha

10:03i just got my wisdom teeth out

shab00tyTM

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10:03sweet i did that last year …are u all doped up (and were u asleep for it and if so what method they put u to sleep in)

AdOrAbLeAnG

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10:04they gassed me then put me to sleep and yes i am all doped up

10:04lol

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:06yea that was my same story… its really a lot less bad then i was thinkin prior to doing it… (all of the horror stories people fed me had me trippin) … it was funny ..the nurse at the office i was at that wuz helpin she told me like the other day (prefacing the story with: she’s over weight) ..the otherday this young guy gettin his teeth taken out ..worried that like , she wont take advantage of him while he’s asleep right.. lol.. (ne ways i knotted my pants to be safe) LOL

AdOrAbLeAnG

AIM

10:07hahaha

10:07yea its a lot less bad then i thought it was gonna be too.. it still hurts though

10:08well im going to bed nowwwwwwwwww

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:08aight later codeine head (:

AdOrAbLeAnG

AIM

10:08hahaha goodnighttttttttttt

10:08how was your bday by the way ?

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:09<insert stripper story here>

AdOrAbLeAnG

AIM

10:10haha sounds fun

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:10kinda if only she had gills man ..i tell ya (:

AdOrAbLeAnG

AIM

10:10hahahah

10:10well im gonna get to bed now

10:10glad you had a good bday

10:10goondight boyyy

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:10ok take it ez thanks for asking SUPPPERR

10:10toodles

AdOrAbLeAnG

AIM

10:11thanks

10:11cyaaa

i didn’t have this chat w/ this person but they alwayz complain they’;re never in my blog so im putting em (their s/n) in lol

shab00tyTM

AIM

11:03so u still my homegurl right

RazberyLemon

AIM

11:03homegurl?

11:03lol

11:03what does that mean

shab00tyTM

AIM

11:03like my shortywack

RazberyLemon

AIM

11:03haha still lost me

shab00tyTM

AIM

11:04like my ying to my yang my ling to my dinga LOL SIKE

RazberyLemon

AIM

11:04haha okay

11:04sure.. im wutever u want me to be

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=pianoballs.wmv

[02:46] Blacky:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pianoballs.html

This is what u call skills playing the piano!

shahab-: dood that wuz tight

the ball piano thing wuz tight.. cept the dood wuz fruity =)

Philz’ Away

Message:
I fucks wit mad hoes put they ass out on hoe stroves to make my ass bread and ask beavis mothafucka I get nuthin but head for all them homies that was fake n phony them punk kids always followin S Dynasty tell em’ they mothers shoulda swallowed them Im loyal but nowadays Ive become criminal fuck a ski mask rob a nigga unvieled to show em’ how Im living I raise the hood up fell in love once never again though my hearts cold and I host the black dutch I dont fuck wit bud cause that shit dont make me weiser roll up 2 the club and I aint talkin to them Kaisers So-say wateva ya like bout my ass it dont phase me like a blade Im resting sharp glass I talk the streetlife where I came from received bullet wounds look at my scars on my shoulders and back realize where Im comin from I done came up and got knocked down many of times so finish my rhyme

My Away

Message:
look at the birds look at the bees look at the sky look at the seas …its a wonderful place yeahh hoooo
just look at the planes look at the cars look at the stars look at the suns
!the world is a wonderful place!

cool avatars my gf made (:

[QUOTE=PureCarnage]Fuck all of you douchebags. Yucko in case you don’t get my e-mail (server is fuckin’ shitting on me for some reason) here is the pic.[/QUOTE]

click to enlarge:

LOL that pic is hot (:
i wonder if that’s a seedless watermelon or not? well either way, once yucko’s done with it, it will for surely be seed-FULL :(
eww ;)

[11:36] sugasw33ty: hmmm

[11:36] sugasw33ty: haha

[03:48] shab00tyTM: for when you’re bored:

http://www.viceking.net/bubblewrap.swf

[03:48] britownsya: what the hell..am i supposed to go fast or some shit lol

[03:52] shab00tyTM: go to manic mode

[03:54] shab00tyTM: btw here i uploaded the song if u wanna send to others

Three 6 Mafia- Put Ya Dick In Her Mouth.mp3 (right click and save)

[03:55] britownsya: mk.

[03:55] britownsya: thanks

[03:57] freshnclean420: lol, is this off their new album

[11:15] seskychik2k4: I dont think i wanna click that since i can make out the words "Put ya dick in her mouth"

[10:45] holmesjesus: wtf

[10:45] holmesjesus: is up w/ that link you sent me

[10:45] shab00tyTM: $

[10:45] holmesjesus: haha

[10:49] shab00tyTM: good song eh

[10:50] holmesjesus: lol didn’t listen to all of it

[10:50] holmesjesus: i got the point

[10:50] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:51] shab00tyTM: if only girls got the point that fast

[10:51] holmesjesus: hahahah

[10:51] holmesjesus: seriously

[03:03] britownsya: weird.

[03:05] britownsya: u ever seen um…what the hell is that movie called

[03:05] britownsya: where they break out in diseasey shit…

[03:05] britownsya: red stuff

[03:05] britownsya: umm

[03:05] britownsya: lemme think

[03:05] shab00tyTM: hmm

[03:05] shab00tyTM: the one where every1s dead cept a few peeps

[03:05] britownsya: ooo! cabin fever

[03:05] britownsya: i guess lol

[03:05] shab00tyTM: o na i havent i dotn think

[03:05] britownsya: that movie is so fuckin disgusting

[03:05] britownsya: its so gross

[03:06] britownsya: dont ever watch it i almost threw up lol

[03:06] shab00tyTM: ah

[03:06] shab00tyTM: ew

[03:07] britownsya: lol hah

[03:07] britownsya: :-D

[03:07] britownsya: everyone breaks out in red puss shit and its bubbly and breaks open and its all over their bodies..and this dude has sex with a girl and its in ur pussy and it the disease gets on his dick

[03:07] britownsya: *gag*

[03:07] britownsya: *in her

[03:08] britownsya: lmfao yeah its in ur pussy sha haha

[03:13] shab00tyTM: WTF

[03:13] shab00tyTM: ew i cant watch that shit :)

[03:13] britownsya: lmao

[03:13] britownsya: i know haha

[03:13] britownsya: and shes in the tub and she breaks out there on her back its nasty

[03:13] shab00tyTM: so he dies? on the spot?

[03:13] shab00tyTM: the g-spot hehe

[03:13] shab00tyTM: o

[03:13] britownsya: lmfao

[03:14] britownsya: he gets infected with it i cant remember if he dies

[03:14] britownsya: but theres this one scene OMG ew shawn listen lmao..

[03:15] britownsya: he comes in this girls room and he slides under the blankets next to her and shes sick so shes like…basically passed out almost and he starts fingerin her under the blankets and she stirs around a little but it gets all squishy and he looks at his fingers and shes all bloody and shit

[03:15] britownsya: ew

[03:16] shab00tyTM: $$$$$

[03:16] shab00tyTM: DOT

[03:16] britownsya: lmao no thats gross too but it was actually that disease shit lol

[03:16] shab00tyTM: heh

[03:16] shab00tyTM: thats a bad date movie

[03:16] shab00tyTM: lol

[03:16] britownsya: um YEAH lol

[03:16] britownsya: take a chick to see the notebook sha

[03:16] shab00tyTM: lol

[03:16] britownsya: she’ll wanna fuck ya

[03:16] britownsya: lol

[03:16] shab00tyTM: she’ll cry

[03:16] shab00tyTM: right

[03:16] shab00tyTM: oh?

[03:16] shab00tyTM: lol

[03:16] shab00tyTM: nice

[03:17] britownsya: haha yup

[03:17] britownsya: cuz after seein that me and my friends all agreed that yeah it was sad but it made us all want a guy to cling to that night.

som1 from

www.dla.mil went to my blog…weird huh :P

[07:50] Dale: if kobe choose the clippers i think his life would be in danger staying in LA :P

well he stayed w/ the lakers so boo whoo :)

THATS ALL, FOLKS!

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(in response of all the b-day shoutouts):

thx for all the love :P not that it wasnt long over due ;)

thx every1, im soo pooped, i could use a colostomy bag as a pillow

thx peoples
and yes THAT’S TIRED :)

143!

Nas is giving one lucky rapper in the United Kingdom the chance to be featured on his upcoming double CD, Streets Disciple. Hopefuls can download the instrumental version of his single "Thief’s Theme" at www.so-urban.com & send their recorded verses to Sony. The winner will be selected by Nas & brought to London courtesy of Sony Music to record the winning rhyme in a recording studio. The deadline for the contest is July 31 & the winner will be announced August 31.

For the full story log on:

http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/ID=3331

hey ma its me ma..cant tell u where i sleep ma cause that’s where we meet ma .sometimes i steal and cheat ma.yes i get enough to eat ma , ma can u listen to me ? no i dont mess with guns, yess in my travels i have seen one, no bein aroudn the way is no fun… the house rules show we’re not fun..

somethin told me to JUMMP! and i dont care now…cause we dont care… i packd my things now..fuck this shit now

heey dad ok dad thats what u say dad i never could obey dad u would have bad days dad and u would make me pay dad make me feel way sad punk rock tattoos leather jacket hood grey stones come w/ that package yes how i would love to match it but names just make it harder to pack it

JUMMP! i dont care now…cause we dont care… i packd my things now..fuck this shit right now check it out

song:

n.e.r.d- jump_(feat_joel_madden_&_benji_madden)

[11:24] shab00tyTM:

http://members.verizon.net/~vze336dk/funstuff.htm
right click the dave chappelle show and save and play it

[11:26] sugasw33ty: wont work

[11:26] shab00tyTM: yea hang on

[11:27] sugasw33ty: yeaaa

[11:27] shab00tyTM:

http://members.verizon.net/~vze336dk/rj.wmv <-RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE
(rich james bitch episode of chappelle show) …*UPDATE*: looks like the download link died :(

Eminem will make his first foray into radio with a new, nationwide 24-hour Hip-Hop music & lifestyle channel on Sirius Satellite Radio. "Once upon a time not too long ago, the feds wanted all my music off the air," Eminem said. "Now we’ll be on Sirius 24 hours a day, playing the best Hip-Hop featuring me & everyone else, freely saying whatever the hell we want."

For the full story log on:

http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3324

Fucked up news story:

DEATH BY ANTI-FREEZE

other stories:

Jadakiss Single Courts Controversy

Can Infinity afford to keep Howard Stern?

GM plants will be used to create Aids vaccine

also… any1 out there have a press release that they need to send out to all sorts of news agencies?
check out this list of "media outlet’s" email addresses ..pretty neat if you spammed em all lol (i’ve yet to do so)

shab00tyTM: ok what should i do…an impromptu blog update or read choke (:

[12:27] evaunitshroomzy: both

[12:28] shab00tyTM: k ill read a chapter then do an update all while drinkin a beer and letting my ball sack fluctuate

[12:28] evaunitshroomzy: hell yeah

GOOGLE referral links funnage:

[01:31] shab00tyTM:

http://www.google.com/search?GO AND SEE som1 searched that to find my blog

[01:31] britownsya: lmfao

[01:31] britownsya: nuh uh

[01:31] shab00tyTM: yah huh

[01:32] britownsya: thats hilarious haha

[01:34] shab00tyTM:

http://www.google.com/search?GO AND SEE2 scroll all the way down on this search… som1 working at www.foxinc.com (FOX) ..in LA, cali …found my blog w/ that search

[01:34] britownsya: r u serious? thats f’n crazy

[01:35] shab00tyTM: lol yea i am :) thats tight eh?

[01:35] britownsya: yes lol

More google referral links funnage:

[10:52] shahab-: wtf some1 from Halliburton went to my blog…. wtf!

halhoupro3.halliburton.com

64.154.26.251

searching for none other than:

http://www.google.com/search=howard%20stern.com

ironically i finally saw fahrenheit911 today (bootleg)

[12:28] shahab-:

[12:01] shab00tyTM: have u seen farenheit911?

[12:02] marimari0241: i dont know what that is

[12:02] shab00tyTM: wtf

[12:02] marimari0241: inform me?

[12:02] shab00tyTM: are u living in cave ..well even if u were ud still know about it cause osama lives in one nad he’s featured in it lol

[12:02] shab00tyTM: go to the trailer (link in my profile)

[12:04] marimari0241: does it need sound?

[12:04] shab00tyTM: yea

[12:04] marimari0241: then i cant do it

[12:10] shab00tyTM: k bummer

[12:32] Fatal Image: lmao

great point about the caves

[12:08] shab00tyTM: ok 1 to 10.. 1 being weird and 10 being funny..

u have to tell me what the following is (: [sorry im randomly amused]

[11:52]

shab00tyTM: just refilled my zippo

[11:52] evaunitshroomzy: that’s good

[11:53] shab00tyTM: now i just need some flame retardant panties on a hooker to make ticklish

[11:53] evaunitshroomzy: lol

[11:53] evaunitshroomzy: you weirdo

[12:10] ery22: lol ummmm 3

[12:12] shab00tyTM: lol (: k [it was meant to be a 10]

[12:14] evaunitshroomzy: lol i’m goiong to give it a 7

[12:22] shab00tyTM: eheh see cause u’re cool..

[11:25] shab00tyTM: [11:22]

shab00tyTM: man im "mentally" hyper… i wanna go out and do something … creative :/

[11:22] sugasw33ty: u shoud…:-P

[11:22] sugasw33ty: im mentally drained to tell you the truth

[11:22] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:22] sugasw33ty: i know

[11:22] sugasw33ty: hehe

[11:22] shab00tyTM: i wish i had a bigger audience :(

[11:22] sugasw33ty: wat u mean?

[11:22] sugasw33ty: :-\

[11:23] shab00tyTM: i dunno … i want a bigger voice

[11:23] sugasw33ty: im confuzed

[11:23] shab00tyTM: like i wish i had more readers or listeners or whatever ;) (listeners if i was on radio) (watchers if i was on tv) but right now i just got a webpage ;P so readers

[11:23] sugasw33ty: alright im goin to bed

[11:23] sugasw33ty: gnight

[11:23] shab00tyTM: wow that was a fast decision :)

[11:23] *** Auto-response from sugasw33ty: bed.

[11:24] shab00tyTM: to interest into wtf im talkin bout to being out cold :)

[11:24] shab00tyTM: night hun

[11:24] shab00tyTM: i say i wanna have a voice and i go unheard! DAMNIT :) jk ma lol toodles much love!

[11:25] evaunitshroomzy: lol

[11:25] shab00tyTM: read it

[11:26] evaunitshroomzy: hahaha

[11:26] shab00tyTM: fucking satire for you :)

[11:26] evaunitshroomzy: haha

my new fav fucking book… only half way though but g0darn it’s fuckin wild!
think fight club meets sex (:

POLL TALK (in reference to my "HE BANGS, HE BANGS" poll):

[11:19] britownsya: lmao

[11:20] britownsya: i didnt think ppl would choose what i chose

[11:20] britownsya: :-D

[11:20] britownsya: hehehe

[11:20] shab00tyTM: what u choose ;P

[11:20] britownsya: broke down my troy vagina walls with a ribbed trojan

[11:20] britownsya: ahahah

[11:20] britownsya: :-P

[11:20] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:21] shab00tyTM: that’d be nice eh

[11:22] britownsya: aha oooo yes

[11:22] britownsya: :-X

[11:22] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:22] britownsya: either brad pitt or the following: ryan gosling, johnny depp, mark wahlberg (preferably from his marky mark days and modeling calvin klein briefs), colin farrell, vin diesel, the rock or paul walker

[11:22] britownsya: *dies*

[11:23] britownsya: if they were all in a movie..i would seriously pass out

[11:23] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:23] shab00tyTM: many every1 is on paul walkers dick

[11:23] britownsya: ohh dont we all wish

[11:23] britownsya: id have 20 babies with that man

[11:23] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:23] britownsya: *oh the possibilities*

[11:23] shab00tyTM: by the 19th i doubt he’d wanna go near ur ruined body

[11:24] britownsya: lmfao

[11:24] britownsya: oh well then id move on to the next victim

[11:24] britownsya: :-P

[11:24] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:24] shab00tyTM: a blind parolized man who can still get it up/

[11:24] britownsya: LMFAO

[11:24] britownsya: evil

[11:24] britownsya: ur evil

[11:24] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:25] britownsya: NOO actually that wasnt my plan. i planned on inventing a machine that tightens up ur insides so ur nice n pussy lickin wet and tight. ya heard?

[11:25] britownsya: maybe a machine or a magical pill

[11:25] britownsya: im hoping for a pill

[11:25] shab00tyTM: :P i wanna see that super-lazer

[11:26] britownsya: and then i can dominate all my celebrity lovers

[11:26] britownsya: mmm

[11:26] britownsya: yes

[11:26] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:02] britownsya: umm….i dunno lmao

[12:02] britownsya: i was just askin

[12:03] shab00tyTM: $

[12:04] britownsya: $

[12:05] britownsya: i love those little…one word– no- one symbol answers

[12:05] britownsya: its either… "lol" or "k" or "werd" or "tru" or the infamous "$"

[12:05] britownsya: ya jackass<3

[12:07] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$$$$

[10:41] shab00tyTM: go vote braod

[10:41] ogoodgirlo241: link me fool

[10:41] shab00tyTM:

http://bahahs.blogspot.com (Its the first thing ull see)

[10:47] ogoodgirlo241: happy

[10:47] shab00tyTM: depends on how u voted

[10:48] shab00tyTM: heh yea im happy

[10:48] shab00tyTM: SKEET SKEEEEEEEEEEET SKEETED IN HER THROAT

[10:48] ogoodgirlo241: LOL

[10:49] shab00tyTM: its a good poll apparently cause its a dead heat ;)

[10:49] ogoodgirlo241: i wouldnt want my man tellin his boys he made sensual sweet love to me. cuz then he’d be soft

[10:49] ogoodgirlo241: i might have to question his sexuality

[10:49] shab00tyTM: tru dat … (: LOL

[10:49] shab00tyTM: i feels ya

[10:50] shab00tyTM: yea id be like i skeeted in my trojan ..heh jk/k

[10:58] evaunitshroomzy: hahah that poll was awesome

[10:59] shab00tyTM: hehe ;P *brushes shoulder off* im good eh ;P

[11:00] evaunitshroomzy: lo, yeah

[11:00] evaunitshroomzy: lol*

RANDOM AWAY MSG:

blogs updated with a new poll too!

wasnt sure to keep some poll answers or not though like "railed" and "banged" and "fucked" ..those didn’t make the cutt :) So go see WHAT DID! :)

h0lla

-sha-

http://shahab.freepolls.com/cgi-bin/poll_center.htm

hey ass mongerols

im eating

blogs udpated w/ a poll and shit wtf

http://www.crackwhoreconfessions.com

[10:43] shab00tyTM: warning not safe for work :P

[10:46] bassforbreakfast: I’m not at work ;)

[10:47] bassforbreakfast: crack whore confessions?

[10:47] shab00tyTM: lol beats me :P i was too scared to look into it after i saw the pics :P

[10:47] bassforbreakfast: lol

[10:47] bassforbreakfast: okay

Slim-Fast Dumps Goldberg Over Bush Jabs

Jul 15, 12:12 AM (ET)

LOS ANGELES (AP) – The Slim-Fast diet drink company has dumped Whoopi Goldberg from its advertising because its executives were unhappy with remarks the comedian made at a recent political rally that mocked President Bush.

"We are disappointed by the manner in which Ms. Goldberg chose to express herself and sincerely regret that her recent remarks offended some of our consumers. Ads featuring Ms. Goldberg will no longer be on the air," Slim-Fast general manager Terry Olson said in a press release Wednesday. Goldberg participated at a recent Democratic fund-raiser at Radio City Music Hall in New York, joining performers such as John Mellencamp, Jon Bon Jovi, Paul Newman, Meryl Streep, Jessica Lange and John Leguizamo.
At one point in a speech mocking the Bush administration, Goldberg used his surname as a sexual reference.
The event raised $7.5 million for the John Kerry-John Edwards presidential ticket. Both Kerry and Edwards attended, but neither commented about the jokes made by the celerities toward Bush. Goldberg’s representatives did not immediately return a call for comment Wednesday.
Slim-Fast Foods is based in West Palm Beach, Fla.

[09:32] sugasw33ty:

http://www.callme911.com/movie/mb04.mpg

[09:32] sugasw33ty: look at the pimples on that girls ass

[09:34] shab00tyTM: do i have to? :)_

[09:34] sugasw33ty: no u dont

[09:34] shab00tyTM: its porno right

[09:34] sugasw33ty: ya

[09:35] shab00tyTM: did it turn ya on ;:p

[09:35] sugasw33ty: well shes putting a toy up her asshole

[09:39] sugasw33ty: look at this talent

[09:39] sugasw33ty: http://images.bogobo.com/20040602/2.mpg

[09:40] shab00tyTM: will it turn me on or freak me out?

[09:40] sugasw33ty: it wont freak you out

[09:40] sugasw33ty: i promise

[09:40] sugasw33ty: youll be like WHOA

[09:42] shab00tyTM: that wasnt that hot :P

[09:42] sugasw33ty: ive never seen someone do that before

[09:42] sugasw33ty: thats why i was like whoa

[09:43] shab00tyTM: i wouldnt even want that done to me

[09:43] sugasw33ty: good cuz my feet AREN’T GOIN ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR PENIS

AAAAAHAHAH FUNNY ASS FLASH VIDEO

FUNNY SHIT, that is elite:

A Thai waiter wears a condom over his head while serving a cocktail as a patron looks on at the Cabbages and Condoms restaurant in Bangkok on July 8, 2004. The restaurant, founded by Mechai Viravaidya, better known as ‘Mr Condom’, aims to educate the public about safe sex. Bangkok will be the host for the upcoming 15th International AIDS Conference from July 11-16. REUTERS/Stringer

Tis all . . .

until next time… as Drudge says: D E V E L O P I N G . . .

-sha-

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k it’s my b-day!!!!!!!!FINALLY MY AGE MATCHES MY RIMS …double DUBS AND UP BABY!

plz leave some love with COMMENTS (below)

:P

CHEER A BROTHER UP –O WAIT IM ALREADY STOKED

thanks for the birthday love from a many…hizzo?

the bigg deuce duece 22

i really had something clever to say now if only i can remmeber it….

men gain their sense of self-worth from whom they are dating;

so Kelsey thanks for making my self-worth finally feel up to par with my GREAT BIG GIANT OVERINFLATED ego :P (just kidding)

now i can be a giant dick and eat my cake too! :P (of the birthday variety)

list of peeps who i can recall having wished me a happy one:

kels

phil

jon

kevin

sammy

erin

brit

caitlin

sherry/jim

mom/fam

brad

morale’

jen

FUCK… it was a bad idea starting to list people cause now the list is looking small! (:

ok let me make up some :P

henry

kelly

lauren

mandie

liz

poonie

…

oh and tasha..i dont think she told me happy bday yet but i know she remembers mine cause she got a steel cage memory sigh :P

if you haven’t been listed feel free to stake your clain with a comment below ;P

it will have an option if u arent a registered blogger to post as anonymous.. just post as anon then in the body, say ur name :P

holla

sha! :P

i can’t wait till im 23 and i can finally buy crack!!!!!

p.s.

happy b-day HARRISON FORD …u’re b-day is on the same day :) ELITE SON LEET !!!!!!!

p.p.s.

late additions…thanks for the love:

griselda

angie

anya

rick

tasha (knew u’d come through)

jake

raine *thx KOBEtte*

tara

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BE SURE TO SEE THE RESULTS AND TO READ THE COMMENTS (and of course to VOTE!)

p.s. if you’re a guy, you can vote too, instead voting for which you think is the funniest one (:

p.p.s. …check out this old poll from exactly 1 year ago and VOTE! lol …give it your best shot

Mandie01

AIM

1:17lol i tried something "new" the other night

shab00tyTM

AIM

1:17anal?

Mandie01

AIM

1:17yeah lol

shab00tyTM

AIM

1:18lol howd i know

1:18cause u wuz fiendlin for KY

1:18how was it

Mandie01

AIM

1:18lmao

1:18it hurt at first and it still did a lil but i am guessing as it gets "broken in" (lol) it will feel better

1:20and it was kinda a slippage he was hitting it doggy style and it slipped and went directly in and him being stupid asked me why i got tight all of a sudden lol i was like omg you are in my butt

shab00tyTM

AIM

1:20LOL!!!!!!

1:20wtf ur bf is a donkey ..dont ever have his baby

Mandie01

AIM

1:21he is not my boyfriend, i am not with him n-e more, this guy is like my best friend with benefits

[01:31] shab00tyTM: yo what ever happened to the Discovery Zone .. kids places

[01:31] lizzie411: uhh.. i dont know

[01:32] shab00tyTM: ah i think they went bankrupt

[01:32] lizzie411: becuz they sucked

[01:33] shab00tyTM: llol

[01:33] shab00tyTM: aww

[01:33] shab00tyTM: but it’d be fun to be in ball pitts w/ chicks ;)

[01:34] lizzie411: haha

[01:34] lizzie411: sure

[01:34] lizzie411: with all the snot nosed kids

[01:34] lizzie411: that be real fun

[01:35] shab00tyTM: Discovery Zone

DZ kicked off the nationwide pay-to-play chain craze, but the company’s rapid expansion forced it to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in April 1999. In June, the company closed more than 100 locations nationwide, including 10 in the Washington area. The three locations that remain â€“ all in Montgomery County â€“ are franchises. The locations that closed have been acquired by other companies, including Chuck E. Cheese.

[01:35] shab00tyTM: =p

[01:36] lizzie411: i see

[01:37] shab00tyTM: im so random

[01:37] lizzie411: yes

[01:37] lizzie411: lol

[01:38] lizzie411: wheres a nice stiff drink when ya need one?

[01:38] lizzie411: i need a night cap’

[01:38] lizzie411: lol

[01:38] lizzie411: 2 put me to sleep

[01:39] shab00tyTM: man i havent drank liquor in a while..just beer lately

[01:39] lizzie411: the only thing i drink is liquor

[01:39] lizzie411: i havent had beer in like a year

[01:39] lizzie411: i drink it straight

[01:40] lizzie411: haha jk i need a chaser

[01:40] shab00tyTM: i think the last liq i had was hpnotiq

[01:40] lizzie411: kool

[01:40] lizzie411: i had scotch like a week ago

[01:41] lizzie411: cuz thats what my parents keep

[01:41] lizzie411: i was piss ass drunk from that

[01:41] shab00tyTM: what are ya like when ur pissy drunk

[01:41] lizzie411: well

[01:42] lizzie411: my face gets flushed

[01:42] lizzie411: and im kinda giggly

[01:42] lizzie411: and its SUPER easy to get in my pants

[01:42] lizzie411: lol

[01:43] shab00tyTM: heh yea

iF YoU WaNNa See tHa RaiNBoW

YoU GoTTa LiVe tHRu tHa RaIN

iF YoU WaNNa See tRu LoVe

YoU GoTTa TaKe tHa Pain

hot tracks off the lloyd banks:

tracks 01, 06, and 09

…

look dogg, i dont run with the poodles,
the difference is, i’m eatin in rome, and u eatin romen noodles

cool pic eh?

[11:13] Fatal Image: whats the deal with that pic?

http://www.suntimes.com/eb-feature/cst-nws-brando03.html

[11:13] Fatal Image: good article on the man [brando]

Away Message:

[12:59] shahab-: lol honest to god som1 found my blog by searching for:

http://www.google.com/click here and see

[12:59] shahab-: 7th result down

^_^

Fatal Image

1:21 WTF KIND OF SEARCH IS THAT

sha:

1:22 lol dunno but it sure makes for a good laughage

http://www.google.co.nz/search?another one…

again 8th result down…

u’z be trippin guuuu’l

but i still lul ya

[10:05] shab00tyTM: u know what’d be fun

[10:06] goodgirl03: wut

[10:06] *** Auto-response sent to goodgirl03: aint no cliq like da one im wit

[10:06] goodgirl03: why the hell do you do that?

[10:06] shab00tyTM: if like

[10:06] shab00tyTM: what?

[10:06] shab00tyTM: i have it perma-up

[10:06] goodgirl03: ok whatever…proceed

[10:07] shab00tyTM: like if i had my buddy list arranged with my net buddies i never met in like an order of: "Wants me" , "Chance With" "No Chance w/ \in hell"

[10:10] goodgirl03: why would that be funny?

[10:10] goodgirl03: i doubt anything is open

[10:10] shab00tyTM: cause my Want me list probbaly woudl be the biggest? sike

[10:10] shab00tyTM: o

[10:11] goodgirl03: under the "no chance in hell"list would be my name

[10:11] goodgirl03: HAHAHAHA

[10:11] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:11] goodgirl03: sike j/p dawg

[10:11] shab00tyTM: be honest is that were it would be ;()

[10:11] goodgirl03: *sigh*

[10:11] goodgirl03: i dont know

[10:11] shab00tyTM: the diplomatic answer is chance with =)

[10:12] goodgirl03: you should have an in-between list

[10:12] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:12] goodgirl03: "undecided"

[10:12] shab00tyTM: in between chance with and wants me?

[10:14] goodgirl03: no in between chance with and no chance in hell

[10:14] goodgirl03: LOL

[10:14] shab00tyTM: :P:

[10:14] shab00tyTM: f u ;)

[10:14] goodgirl03: right back at ya boo!:-*

aint no kels like da one im wit

if the booty gets thick its the skins i get

shab00ty dynasty is runnin this shit

if u aint reppin terps then suck a dieck

we gettin dough everywhere we go

killin em slow just to hear me blow

[12:31] jendabomb84: write me a comment on my myspace profile damn it

[12:31] shab00tyTM: k hang on =)

[12:33] shab00tyTM: u cant rush genius

[12:36] jendabomb84: fine fine fine

[12:41] shab00tyTM: ok posted

[12:42] jendabomb84: it better be good..lol

[12:42] shab00tyTM: heh
. . .

[12:44] jendabomb84: holy shit!!!

[12:44] jendabomb84: that was awesome…

[12:44] jendabomb84: you need to post me more shit like that

[12:45] shab00tyTM: lol and u were tryin to rush me ;)

[12:45] jendabomb84: i like

[12:45] jendabomb84: keep at it donkey

[12:46] shab00tyTM: lol ur profile got rick james chappel vid thats coo :) i heard it in the background of my mp3z i thought it was an interlude

[12:47] jendabomb84: lol

[12:47] jendabomb84: hello

[12:47] jendabomb84: its awsome!!!

[12:48] shab00tyTM: werd

[12:52] jendabomb84: werd to yo mama

[01:01] jendabomb84: quit!!!!!

[01:03] shab00tyTM: quit what

[01:04] jendabomb84: idle

[01:04] jendabomb84: no longer idle

[01:04] jendabomb84: blahahahahahah

[01:05] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:27] shab00tyTM: lol wtf there’s a cluck-u in Lebanon

http://cluckuchicken.com/locations_international.htm

[10:30] goodgirl03: LOL

[10:30] shab00tyTM: it’s probably by Lebanon university campus :)

[10:30] goodgirl03: you’re so random its funny

[04:38] seskychik2k4: what about me?

[04:38] *** Auto-response sent to seskychik2k4: i like phil’s saying:

every women is a wh0re except their mothers? i forget if that’s exactly it but for now it will do :)

p.s. g/f u don’t count (:

shoutz to: kelz, jen, eraline (u all arent whizz0rs)

[01:07] shab00tyTM:

CLICK TO MAKE BIG…

Tobey nailed that in real life too :/

[01:07] shab00tyTM:

[01:07] jendabomb84: do you like her or something?

[01:08] shab00tyTM: in those pix but not otherwise =)

[01:09] jendabomb84: ohhh brother

tell me if this is a good pick up line "u got my dick harder than a kindergarten kid in college"

[09:29] kmkjj421: i dont get it, lol

[09:30] shab00tyTM: cause it’d be hard for a kindergarten kid to be in college =p

[09:30] shab00tyTM: heh i mean it’d be hard for him

[09:30] shab00tyTM: that’s how hard my dick be

[09:30] shab00tyTM: lol

[09:31] kmkjj421: lol

[09:31] kmkjj421: ooOO

[01:22] shab00tyTM: lol CDdepot’s roof collapsed? …CDdepot :aka: OpenAir-debut (:

[01:22] *** Auto-response from jigga329: making some food and chillin before going to CDepot….don’t know what to expect there since our ROOF COLLAPSED LAST NIGHT

Away Message:

aint no cliq like da one im wit

Away Message:

bl0gz updat3d mah n|6z

happy4th (:

im sso fly…i got money, sass, and good enough reason to buy the things i buy;

im so hiigghh, im on point, and i can tell that you’re jealous just by the look in ur eye, and when i ride by…i don’t care, shab00ty dynasty’z goin straight to the top this yeaR! YEAAAH

[04:39] shahab-: wtf igate.tc.faa.gov visitied my blog

[04:40] Fatal Image: wow that is fucked up

[04:40] shahab-: LOL some1 working at the Federal Aviation Administration eh? i wonder if they searchin my shit if immma terrorist? lol

[04:40] shahab-: well their referrer was sxxxy.org (news for perverts) so i think im ok ;P

[04:41] Fatal Image: I told you not to post that story about your foolproof way to get smallpox onto a plane

[04:41] shahab-: LOL

[04:42] shahab-: som1 found it by here:

http://www.google.com/-click and seee… what they searched for..

[04:43] Fatal Image: laugh

only 2 hits since its spelled wrong

are you saying thats how tthe FAA got there/ or just some other goon

[04:44] shahab-: some other goon lol

[04:44] shahab-: the FAA got there by http://www.sxxxy.org (that webmaster lnked me)

[04:45] Fatal Image: and the FAA is going to that site why? hehe

[04:45] shahab-: lol news for perverts :)

[04:47] shahab-: and one ggooon found it by here

http://www.google.com/search?=harisu+%2Bblog

[04:47] shahab-: they were searching for that Chinese tranny story heh

[04:48] Fatal Image: lol

[04:49] shahab-: heh turns out the guy searchin for the latter is gate2.lst.se aka Sweden some sweed guy heh

[04:50] shahab-: heh we got 1 swedish hit, and 1 greek hit (it tells me their os’s lang)

[04:53] shahab-: coo and my net friend who’s visiting hong kong right now visted ..her isp: http://www.netvigator.com (: very global blog audience lol

[04:54] Fatal Image: yeah, word, you appeal to all parts of the world

[04:54] shahab-: fo shizzle

Trina will host "Queen of Clubs," as part of a new block of programming for Playboy TV. The show features women vying for the title of "Queen of [night] Clubs." Contenders must create an erotic video to be judged by Kurupt, Bone Crusher, Jagged Edge & others. The programs start July 10.

For the full story log on:

http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3300

[05:00] shahab-: blog.hot.ornot

Last blog: shab00ty’s madness abounding surrounding you, delivering your daily mental cigga-weed needs

9.9

based on 46 votes

You rated: 10

[05:18] shahab-: i told this net chick my blogs updated::

[05:11] lil5623devil: how do i get there

[05:12] shab00tyTM: the link is in my profile

[05:12] shab00tyTM: or u want me to link u now? heh

[05:13] lil5623devil: ye plz

[05:14] shab00tyTM: http://bahahs.blogspot.com

[05:14] lil5623devil: then what\

[05:14] shab00tyTM: just click

[05:14] shab00tyTM: and read it

[05:16] lil5623devil: read wht

[05:16] shab00tyTM: MY BLOG

[05:16] shab00tyTM: read the words on the page

[05:17] lil5623devil: k

[05:18] Fatal Image: LOL

where do you find these geniuses

[05:19] shahab-: LOL

www.einstein.com/bagelco./chicks

[05:19] shahab-: sike :)

[05:20] shahab-: u got Einstein Bagels in your state? (otherwise that joke goes over ur head)

[05:22] Fatal Image: nope :(

[03:03] shahab-:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayViewitem=3686187920

[03:04] Fatal Image: lol

my favorite part is where ebay says you can pay in installments $1042 per month

[03:06] shahab-: heh the guy selling it doesn’t live to far from me either..maryland bum :)

yea lol nice that there’s financing avail for such a steal

[03:29] shahab-: werd.. read ur blog comment aye

btw how come at the top of my blog on the google AD it has like

Related Searches: â€¢ osama bin laden â€¢ the carlyle group Ads by Google

[03:32] Fatal Image: hah

good q…

maybe that’s how all these military / federal guys are attracted to your site

I’ve got bin laden – funny facts

[04:36] shahab-: werd

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[12:29] Fatal Image:

http://homepage.mac.com/FoxNewsPornSlip/FoxOpps.htm

[12:29] shahab-: yea i saw that fox news pr0n slippage lol gg

btw wtf im sad , brando died yo RIP MARLON BRANDO :( 1924-2004 1 lov godfather :(

[01:08] Fatal Image: yeah :( best actor ever

AGREED

Marlon Brando won the Best Actor Academy AwardÂ® for his performance as Don Vito Corleone in "The Godfather."

he will be missed :(

fuck a moment of silence, im gonna give him a scroll of silence meaning i will make you scroll down a blank page b4 getting to the rest of the blog update -that will be my silence/paying respect to him:

—-

opoonie

Yahoo!

10:10 sha

shab00ty

Yahoo!

10:10poon

10:13whats up pponie

xopoonie

Yahoo!

10:24nothing much

10:24i’m leaving to Hong Kong tomorrow for a month

shab00ty

Yahoo!

10:24aaww

10:24are u gonna get w/ some Chinese dick while ur’re over there?

xopoonie

Yahoo!

10:27no, they are nasty

10:27i hate asians

shab00ty

Yahoo!

10:27lol

xopoonie

Yahoo!

10:27don’t u know that by now?

shab00ty

Yahoo!

10:27ya

10:27they got lil dicks ; but it’s not the size of the pencil it’s how u write with it :P GG

xopoonie

Yahoo!

10:27lol…dont know about they, but asians are nasty

shab00ty

Yahoo!

10:27lol arent u asain =)

10:32my bdays sooon

xopoonie

Yahoo!

10:32lol…..my bdays is soon too

shab00ty

Yahoo!

10:32when

xopoonie

Yahoo!

10:32well…I hate myself

10:32lol

10:32July 12

shab00ty

Yahoo!

10:32whoah

xopoonie

Yahoo!

10:32when is yours?

shab00ty

Yahoo!

10:32myines 13th

xopoonie

Yahoo!

10:32lol whoa!! ain’t that something

shab00ty

Yahoo!

10:32lol

10:32thats why we get along so good =)

xopoonie

Yahoo!

10:33LOL yuuuuper

10:33that’s so cool!!

10:33I can’t believe that

shab00ty

Yahoo!

10:33=]

HAVE FUN POONIE, IN HK!

[01:01] shab00tyTM: man it sux that brando died

[01:01] adorableang: i kno i dont even know who he is though

[01:02] shab00tyTM: he’s "The Godfather" wtf :P

[01:02] adorableang: ahha i kno for reall

[01:04] shab00tyTM: my sis saw Gwyneth Paltrow and her baby, Apple, yesterday ,they were in an elevator together lol (i think it was Mount Sinai med center) heh ..she said she wuz nice etc

[01:05] adorableang: aewsomeeeeeeeeeeeeeee she met gwenyth paltrow?!!

[01:06] shab00tyTM: ya..she lives in NYC ..she sees lots of celebs :( im jealous lol ..she’s seen a lot ..the only one i saw was the white lady on in living color at a brookyln starbucks lol ..she’s even seen my idol howardstern and his gf on the streets b4 :( and nicole kidman and doogie howser md lol…

[01:10] adorableang: thats aweosm i wish i coudl meet peoel

[01:10] shab00tyTM: but kidman and paltrow were at the mount sinai (diff occasions)…thats where the celebs go for stuff ..
…i wanna meet the gynocologist to the stars (:

[01:12] adorableang: hahahhaha

[01:13] shab00tyTM: u will find them used tongue dispensers on eBay quick (:

[01:13] adorableang: hahaha

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:10hey hey.. name me some good.. like slow jams

PureBumme

AIM

10:10kanye west -slow jams

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:10lol u no what i mean

PureBumme

AIM

10:10r&b?

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:10yes

PureBumme

AIM

10:13no rap?

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:14i want love songs..

10:14ya kno lol

PureBumme

AIM

10:14u want songs u can get ate out to

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:14that and lol

10:15 i want like sensual sexual.. i love you songs

PureBumme

AIM

10:15id feel weird supplyin the soundtrack to somethin i couldnt partake it =)

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:16lol

PureBumme

AIM

10:16how about

10:16PUT IT IN YO MOUTH by akenelyye

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:16hahahahhaah alex has that on a cd

10:16i was like what the fuck is this..

PureBumme

AIM

10:16lol

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:18lol

PureBumme

AIM

10:18so u dont suck dick right

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:19tru

PureBumme

AIM

10:19are u saving ur virgin throat for me?

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:20you kno it

PureBumme

AIM

10:21i bet u could see me messin round w/ ya too eh

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:21lol

10:21imm dreamin u could

10:21HAH lol

PureBumme

AIM

10:22keep talking like that and u’ll find ur’self swam up in (swam is past tense of swim)

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:22lol

PureBumme

AIM

10:23… drop my kids off at ur pool

10:23LOL sike

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:24 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

10:24u better stop

PureBumme

AIM

10:24imma leave em on ur pink diving board

10:27u mad?

lilpinkplayett

AIM

10:28noppeee

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lol and the Trojan man would be the lifeguard apparently :)

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[12:31] lilbitofally: hey shyt head

[12:31] *** Auto-response sent to lilbitofally: hey, can we re.. can we reenact biggie’s song?
can you shit on me?
i just want you to shit on me :P

[12:31] shab00tyTM: hi

[12:31] shab00tyTM: lol

this was their away msg that i’m hijacking: (take it as a compliment if imma post it) muahaha (ok i asked permission first) :P

AdOrAbLeAnG: OMGGG the lady at work was talking about men in uniform the other day

E Ry22: hahahaha

AdOrAbLeAnG: and she was like " i love a man in a uniform" and i was like " me too" talking about like navy or marines or something and she w as like " it can be any uniform .. a coors light man or a pepsi uniform" and i was dyinggg cuz i was talking about army and she was talking about a coors light uniform

E Ry22: hahahahhahaa

E Ry22: i would like the beer man too

AdOrAbLeAnG: lol i kno riight htats the kind of uniform you would go for

all hail the DUFF MAN :)

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x KiCkeDkiTTy x: did u get it?

Pure Bumme: ya about to view if it loads on this comp

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: o ok

Pure Bumme: damn wtf i didn tknow u had a killa body too cause u always wear baggy shit

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: haha

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: cuz u always talk to me when im in my "pj’s"

Pure Bumme: heheh well thats cause thats the closest imma ever get to sleepin w/ ya

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: hehe aww

Pure Bumme: u know wwhat else i like ..flat tummies then like hips stickin out- i think thats sexy

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: yea..my hips bones stick out.

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: u can tell??

Pure Bumme: yea but i think thats hot

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: o

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: lol

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: good!

Pure Bumme: =p …its only sexy when ur thin and hot ..if u got love handles there its not =p

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: haha

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: y do they call them "love handles" well yea but still no one loves them

Pure Bumme: lol dunno :P cause they are like handles to a teapot when u makin

hot kettle love lol

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: hahaha

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: doggy style

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: lol

Pure Bumme: is that ur fav?

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: im just sayin thats when they could b considered handles

Pure Bumme: tru

Pure Bumme: lol

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: yea

x KiCkeDkiTTy x: haha

jonnyt

AIM

10:01yo

10:01whats ogin on

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:02not much i peepd spider2 yesterday

jonnyt

AIM

10:02how was it?

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:04shab00tyTM

AIM

9:54its a good movie to see w/ a chick cause im sure it’ll get her panties wet

HoMezJeSus

AIM

9:54hahahhaa sweet just my kinda movie

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:54its very "touching" heh

HoMezJeSus

AIM

9:55i need action man

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:55yea it does a good job of doing it all

9:55action story soapy hardcore etc

HoMezJeSus

AIM

9:55yeah imma try n holla this weekend

jonnyt

AIM

10:05hahaha

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Honeyhell32

AIM

11:50yep whats new

shab00tyTM

AIM

11:50u workin at best buy yet? he

11:50eh

Honeyhell32

AIM

11:50lol no

shab00tyTM

AIM

11:51not much yo was busy spendin the last 30min writin an email to UMD fags chardge me 65 bucks to my account cause our suite was dirty this spring durin check out

it’s not my fault the used diaphram wouldnt flush

what im supposed to fish it out w/ an untied hanger wire wtf :) JOKE

11:52writin an appeal

Honeyhell32

AIM

11:51dayum

shab00tyTM

AIM

11:52i cleaned too though thats whats gay ..i knew i shoulda had ur ass in their helping

Honeyhell32

AIM

11:52suuuuuure

shab00tyTM

AIM

11:52im sure ud make a good maid owner happy one day lol

Honeyhell32

AIM

11:53hahaha….ha

funny vid

http://www.crashlaughing.com/video/wuss.mpg

[01:34] Fatal Image: heh cute
but who wouldnt react like that though? not a wuss IMO :)

shab00tyTM (3:05:34 AM): i was listening to the Get Johns Job applicantshttp://contest2.trimspa.com
(for stern show)

shab00tyTM (3:08:43 AM): i voted for yucko da clown he ended up 3rd place :(

update: Richard Christy won :/

[01:53] Fatal Image: fuckking awesome car chase

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mustangspin.wmv

[01:59] shahab-: lol wtf that should be a mustang commercial :)

Just tell Nemo you couldn’t find him ’cause you were out getting drunk.

He’ll understand.

|r|e|s|p|o|n|s|i|b|i|l|i|t|y|

Your anti-drug.

True story:

Lindsay Lohan was trying on lingerie when she saw her car getting ticketed. She ran out of the store, still wearing the lingerie, to plea with the cop, but the cop told her to get back inside before he had her arrested for indecent exposure.

[04:56] jonnyt:

http://www.ananova.com/news.quirkies.sexlife

[04:56] jonnyt: read that

[05:24] shab00tyTM: lol does that really take research? :P

MOVIE PREVIEW for (THE GRUDGE)

staring Buffy Sara Michelle Gellar

[04:14] shahab-: i just saw Monster the movie

[04:14] Fatal Image: oh the hooker lesbian movie?

[04:14] shahab-: ya

[04:14] Fatal Image: cool

[04:15] shahab-: i wonder if christinia ricci used the "thing" on her :)

[04:18] Fatal Image: oh man does she got it on with ricci?

[02:21] shahab-: yea she gets it on w/ ricci

[02:21] shahab-: i even saw a limp tittie

[02:21] Fatal Image: well then I Have to see it

[02:21] shahab-: heh

[02:22] Fatal Image: yay limp titties :)

[02:22] shahab-: :P

[02:22] shahab-:

http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/ID=3281

[02:23] Fatal Image: hahahaahah
what a great story

[02:23] Fatal Image: dmx is the MAN

[02:23] shahab-: i know yoo! that story made me proud to be rocking my dmx dogchain thingy that i have hanging from the rearview mirror of my car =)

[02:24] shahab-: and i was listening to drag-on last night ;P which had a lot of dmx sprinkled in it

Find Fahrenheit 9/11 Theaters & Showtimes

HOLLA FOLKS,

HAVE A HAPPY 4tH OF JULY!

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