[04:37] shahab-: u ever heard of



http://www.dippindots.com/dd_info.asp

[05:09] Fatal Image: thats new to me

[05:14] shahab-: the teenie boppers are ranting and raving over it

 

 

[11:22] shab00tyTM: sup

[11:22] seskychik2k4: nada u

[11:22] shab00tyTM: just got up

[11:22] seskychik2k4: word

[11:22] seskychik2k4: wtf is up w/ ur icon

[11:23] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:23] shab00tyTM: tight h

[11:23] shab00tyTM: eh

[11:23] seskychik2k4: its disturbing

[11:25] shab00tyTM: its him givin head

[11:25] seskychik2k4: no shit

[11:27] seskychik2k4: its weird lookin

[11:27] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:27] seskychik2k4: looks like its like a rubber penis

[11:29] shab00tyTM: i wish i could put mine in ur cookie jar (:

[11:29] seskychik2k4: BLah

 

shahab

9:36

damn this chivck is hot http://funmac.com/attachmentid=2552&stc=1

Fatal Image

9:37

gonna have to agree there

 

speaking of hot chicks….

that is jillian grace… she was on a recent episode of howard stern, trying to get into playboy and her prospects are looking up (thats not all that’s looking upward if u know what i mean lol)

ne ways I have to plug her site: http://www.jilliangrace.net/

because she was gracious enough to reply to an email:

Shawn,

Thank you. The site was having a little trouble with all the hits at once.

I will be adding a portfolio and news page in the next few days, so

check back soon. The test shoot [for playboy] is in August, then its all up

to Mr. Hefner if I am published or a centerfold.

Best wishes,

Jillian Grace

I think she’ll make it cause aside from bein hot …she’s cool enough to write back to pimpz like yours truely :P (that goes a long way)

 

 

 

 

 

shab00tyTM

1:01

which guys darelle again the old schooler dood

Shilove153

1:03

old schooler dude? lol

1:04

A guy I went to school with who comes to the bar alot….I hadnt seen him since high school…..until I worked at roys

shab00tyTM

1:05

until he worked u w/ toys?

Shilove153

1:10

lol

1:10

why do you think ordered a Adam&Eve catalog *Wink*

shab00tyTM

1:11

lol dunno cause they didnt have anal beads back then just the cores of apples

Shilove153

1:28

EWW lol

shab00tyTM

1:28

=p

Shilove153

1:28

imagine having to pull that out of your ass real quick

1:28

lol

shab00tyTM

1:28

LOL

1:28

it be like apple cider along w/ it

Shilove153

1:28

chunks n all

 

 

 

shab00tyTM

12:25

bend over and take it like a slut ok mah?

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

12:25

okai

12:25

shab00tyTM

12:32

slap dick to the mouths of all these bitches

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

12:33

im not a bitch

shab00tyTM

12:35

=p

 

lol this chat imma snippet it off…(u figure it out where it catches up)

shab00tyTM

1:58

how many guys have u gave oral to

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

1:58

3

shab00tyTM

2:00

did ya swallow

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:00

twice

shab00tyTM

2:01

how was it going down

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:01

wat yoo mean

shab00tyTM

2:02

howd it feel going down ur throat

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:02

ohh

2:03

it umm felt like thick warm milk…lol..

shab00tyTM

2:04

i give doses of warm milk until it comes out of their nose

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:05

lol

shab00tyTM

2:07

or should i say an overdose

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:07

an overdose?yoo tihnk im be that good

shab00tyTM

2:08

an overdose if im backed up :P

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:08

thats nice

shab00tyTM

2:08

is there such thing as too much for u

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:09

i ono

2:09

wat is "too" mch

shab00tyTM

2:11

so what happend the time u didnt swallow..maybe that was too much

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:11

actualli i stoppe before he came becuz t was at a part and sumbodi walked in

shab00tyTM

2:12

o ..they catch ya?

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:12

yea

shab00tyTM

2:12

w/ a cock in ur mouth? was it a guy or a girl who walkd in

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:13

it was my friend tara

shab00tyTM

2:13

what was her reaction

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:13

"caitlin wat the fuck" and then she ran out and kept the door wide open

shab00tyTM

2:14

heh did the guy shrivel up after that

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:14

i dont know..lol i ran out after her an left him in there

shab00tyTM

2:15

heh ok s o u ran out after her then what…u got to her and said waht

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:16

omg..lol..i asked her if she saw nething..and all she sed is it brings bak memories of me suckin corndogs at skool

shab00tyTM

2:17

heh whatd u say =p

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:17

i tihnk i just laughed..and sed omfg

shab00tyTM

2:17

btw do u like it when a guy has his hand on the back of ur head

2:17

lol

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:17

fuck no

shab00tyTM

2:17

k =p

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:17

i hate that shit

shab00tyTM

2:18

tru i never know ifa girl likes that or not

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:18

i like my ass being grabbed..lmfao

shab00tyTM

2:18

what bout spankd

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:19

ouu i like that too

shab00tyTM

2:19

nice

shab00tyTM

2:35

porn does a jerk off good

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:35

huh?

shab00tyTM

2:40

instead of mmilk does a body good..porn does a jerk off good

gLiTTeRgiRlY222

2:40

lol

 

 

 

 

shab00tyTM: y yo celly aint workin

KDunDattaer: lol, cuz a brother is BROKE

KDunDattaer: lol

shab00tyTM: lol

KDunDattaer: it’ll be back on soon

shab00tyTM: werd

shab00tyTM: y aint u go to phils last night..we had a surprise bday party for chirs his roomie

KDunDattaer: yeaaa he told me

shab00tyTM: werd

KDunDattaer: i have been workin on startin this business though

KDunDattaer: and ive been soooo busy

shab00tyTM: start on gettin a phone frist =)

shab00tyTM: werd

KDunDattaer: LOLLOLOL

KDunDattaer: i know right!

shab00tyTM: :P

shab00tyTM: we scared the shit outta chris when he wlakd in lol

KDunDattaer: hahaha

KDunDattaer: o word!!!

KDunDattaer: who all was there

shab00tyTM: lotta peeps i met for the first time mostly chris’s friends

KDunDattaer: o i c

shab00tyTM: i learnd a new diss " how many times do we have to tell you to go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself………"

 

 

 

shab00tyTM



: bak from china?

ThumpGrrl



: nope

ThumpGrrl



: yea.. but no

ThumpGrrl



: in tiawan

shab00tyTM



: but ur back in md now eh

ThumpGrrl



: no

ThumpGrrl



: taiwan

shab00tyTM



: oh mb

shab00tyTM



: how iz it

ThumpGrrl



: i love it here

ThumpGrrl



: but i wihs it was closer and cheaper to get

to

shab00tyTM



: i hear prostitues are cheaper there ;-)

ThumpGrrl



: wtf

shab00tyTM



: heheh

ThumpGrrl



: why do you do that? why do you always

make a dumbass remark like that to me?

ThumpGrrl



: im surprised you havent figured out that i

hate thos kidna remarks

ThumpGrrl



: through my repsonses back ot you

shab00tyTM



: well thats what i heard sheesh i heard

thats a very prospering ‘trade’

shab00tyTM



: shit they kill babbies if its a daughter

right

ThumpGrrl



: youre really ignorant

shab00tyTM



: thats why i was askin u i wanna set the

record straight..

ThumpGrrl



: fidn out for youself

ThumpGrrl



: i dont want ot talk to you right now

ThumpGrrl



: thats just plain insentsive and .. omg..

ThumpGrrl



: please dotn tlakto me

ThumpGrrl



: omg

shab00tyTM



: lol

shab00tyTM



: i thopught i wuz uptight :/

ThumpGrrl



: youre just ignorant

shab00tyTM



: take a qualude

ThumpGrrl



: get a life

ThumpGrrl



: no..sorry

ThumpGrrl



: i take that back..

ThumpGrrl



: grow up

shab00tyTM



: i wuz gonna ask u to hook me up w/

yao mings mom..that way i can be grown up vicariously

through our tall ass childrens

shab00tyTM



: ur so humorless taht it’s funny

 

 

 

 

 

i’ve made a lot of changes since, but check out my july22nd desktop screenie (click for full view):

 

shab00tyTM

AIM

1:47check out my mac deskop

Zeiganfeld

AIM

1:49Nice icon

1:49bouncebouncebounce

shab00tyTM

AIM

1:49heh which one

Zeiganfeld

AIM

1:50for AIM, dumdum

1:50Is this all a PC shell mod?

shab00tyTM

AIM

1:50na its a real mac

Zeiganfeld

AIM

1:50Ahh

1:50Even better

 

 

shab00tyTM

AIM

1:43read this: Women’s Top Sexual Fantasies

1:46are they tru

Razbery Lemon

AIM

1:47all but the coworker one

shab00tyTM

AIM

1:47u dont wanna bang no subway boys (at ur work)?

1:47i know u want their footlong in u

Razbery Lemon

AIM

1:48no not at all

shab00tyTM

AIM

1:48u want their special sauce

Razbery Lemon

AIM

1:48the people i work with are…not attractiv

1:48hahahaha

shab00tyTM

AIM

1:50lol

1:50btw check out my mac deskop…

Razbery Lemon

AIM

1:52pretty

shab00tyTM

AIM

1:52thx0rz

1:52i spent a lotta time customizing it

 

 

shab00tyTM

AIM

11:18sorry was on phone..let me reacclimate myself to cyber pimp mode engaging in t-minus 5 seconds

sis jenny

AIM

11:204..3..2…KABOOM

shab00tyTM

AIM

11:24yea kaboom is right

 

 

 

 

 

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:05i was at circuit city today and waldorf and i saw GINUWINE

9:05i was like HOLY SHIT lol

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:06lol wtf

9:07why would he be in waldorf

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:07he lives in brandywine duh lol

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:07so did u go up to him

9:07did u say u want him in ur jeans

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:07no cuz i was sittin in the car on the corner and he was with some small kid and he had a red baseball cap on i realized who he was when he turned around when he was crossin the road i was like OMG THATS GINUWINE

9:07i didnt have enuff time

9:07i was like freakin tho lol he went up n got in a mini van haha

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:08heh

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:09damn he looked good tho

9:09thats why i was lookin in the 1st place haha

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:09lol

Brit Owns Ya: omg..

Brit Owns Ya: lol

Brit Owns Ya: i fucking saw ginuwine AGAIN

Brit Owns Ya: at my cousins dentist office…he was with his 2 little girls and his wife lol

Brit Owns Ya: some crazy shit 2 times in a week

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:19=p

9:20werd, so u say anythin to gen?

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:21gen?

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:22genueuinwine

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:22ooo. yeah

9:22not much tho lol

9:22he was SO cute man he was playin stuffed animals with my lil cousin

9:22and his lil girl

9:23he was like what u gonna name the bunny baby? hoppy? lmao..in my mind im thinkin when u gonna let me ride it daddy? tomorrow?

9:23

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:23why aint u say nothin

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:23hehe

9:23iuno. he was with his family and shit it didnt seem right to bother him with an autograph and shit i duno.

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:24werd

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:24i was like aww whats their names (his daughters) and hes like..*glory* + *dream* i was like aww they’re soo cute (fuck me)..aww i love ur outfit sweetie (pleeease fuck me) its so cute. then he smiled at me and then that was a complete FUCK ME NOW.

9:24*sigh* oh well lol

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:25lol ur hiliarous

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:25too bad his wife was right there. damn he looked good.

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:25wuz the wifey hot

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:25lol it was going on in my mind yo

9:25yeah she was latino/black mixed or some shit

9:25very pretty

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:25damn

9:25id fuck

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:25lol u aint even seen her bitch lol

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:26lol

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:26here we go again with the lifelong purpose of poppin as many cherries as u can

9:26lol *sigh*

9:26its like: "ohh shawn i gotta sexy friend u wanna meet her?"…"fa real? whats she look like?"…"oh shes got brown ha-.." "OHHH ID FUCK"

9:26lmao

9:27

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:27lol

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:34/QUOTE/shab00tyTM: this is the part i play your therapists role and say, lets go watch a burn victim and an amputee try and masturbate

9:34LMFAO WTF

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:35thats funyn rite

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:35yes lol

9:35butmessed up lol

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:35lol

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:35*shakes head*

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:35u read his blog post right

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:35yes lol

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:35right above it

9:35heh k

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:36whew sha ur minds fucked lol

shab00tyTM

AIM

9:37lol

9:37im funny eh

9:37

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

9:37oh yes lol

9:37hilarious

 

 

shab00tyTM

AIM

12:13some people say that bees die during the winter, but i think they just hivernate

sis jenny

AIM

12:14i thought they hibernated too

shab00tyTM

AIM

12:15heh u didnt catch the pun

sis jenny

AIM

12:15hah

12:15HIVErnate

shab00tyTM

AIM

12:15$$$

sis jenny

AIM

12:15*nudge nudge*

12:17alright, i should catch some zz’s

12:17goodnights, sweet dreams

shab00tyTM

AIM

12:17werd up dont "AZNnate"

12:17toodles

 

 

 

shab00tyTM

12:21

SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER

Razbery Lemon

12:22

ill try

Razbery Lemon

12:23

ok

12:24

hahahahaha to ure icon

shab00tyTM

12:24

heh u never seen it?

Razbery Lemon

12:24

nope

shab00tyTM

12:24

it gets u hot eh

Razbery Lemon

12:25

yes thats EXACTLY what it is

shab00tyTM

12:26

what it is ….doing?

Razbery Lemon

12:27

i mean to say does

12:27

but is came out

shab00tyTM

12:27

so hot u cant type cause ur fingers are stickin to the keyboard eh

Razbery Lemon

12:27

yes.

 

shab00tyTM

12:27

sweet

12:30

u like mint choc chip?

Razbery Lemon

12:30

yes

shab00tyTM

12:31

imma go get some

12:31

Razbery Lemon

12:32

bring me some to my house

shab00tyTM

12:33

heh i only deliever bowls of dick, honey; not ice cream lol

Razbery Lemon

12:36

not even for me

 

Razbery Lemon

12:49

well boo

shab00tyTM

12:51

i make my living disappointing ya

Razbery Lemon

12:51

i can tell

shab00tyTM

12:51

they say pick something and be the best at it

12:53

good to know im def. acceling

Razbery Lemon

12:53

ure certainly working ure way to the top

shab00tyTM

12:55

be all u can be.. in the penis reserve

 

shab00tyTM

1:37

whats goin on

Razbery Lemon

1:38

nothing

1:38

u need to entertain me

shab00tyTM

1:38

is that slang for bend u over?

Razbery Lemon

1:39

yes. thats exactly it

shab00tyTM

1:39

what if i only got mere seconds of entertainment for ya =)

Razbery Lemon

1:40

…i do not get it

shab00tyTM

1:41

entertain u=bang unly seconds/minutes=quickie

Razbery Lemon

1:42

how about u just bring me ice cream

1:42

anbd call it a day

 

 

shab00tyTM

12:21

skeet so much they call me shabooty ocean

Shilove153

12:22

you’re a moron

 

 

shab00tyTM

1:50

i wanna put my cock inside u and my balls on ur front doorstep

Shrtbitch69b

1:54

umaku

1:54

kay8

shab00tyTM

2:06

did that turn u on

Shrtbitch69b

2:06

no

2:06

it made me laff actually

2:06

im high as a btch

shab00tyTM

2:06

lol =p

Shrtbitch69b

2:07

bytch*

shab00tyTM

2:07

tru

 

 

 

 

Philly tha Stunna: HAN=-O

shab00tyTM: whats honoralbe discharge.. when an army guy doesnt bust in a gurls face?

Philly tha Stunna: LMFAO

Philly tha Stunna: what?

shab00tyTM: dunno i made it up

Philly tha Stunna: HANZO SWORD:-P

 

shab00tyTM: hi

Shrtbitch69b: hi

shab00tyTM: how r u

Shrtbitch69b: great

Shrtbitch69b: i had crabs

Shrtbitch69b: they were yummie

Shrtbitch69b: =D

shab00tyTM: whoa i thought u meant like crabs like pubic lice

Shrtbitch69b: nooooo

Shrtbitch69b: never that

shab00tyTM: tru

shab00tyTM: whats honoralbe discharge.. when an army guy doesnt bust in a gurls face?

Shrtbitch69b: lol

shab00tyTM: lol

 

Philly tha Stunna: yo im a porn star

shab00tyTM: o

Philly tha Stunna: LMFAO

Philly tha Stunna: i want to fuck chirstie soooo bad on film

Philly tha Stunna: she says shes down but she be fakin:-P

shab00tyTM: whos that

Philly tha Stunna: christy

Philly tha Stunna: blonde girl

Philly tha Stunna: groves introduced

Philly tha Stunna: she got stabbed

Philly tha Stunna: :-P

shab00tyTM: figuratively or literally

Philly tha Stunna: literally

shab00tyTM: o

shab00tyTM: are u gonna bang her in her stab wound

 

 

 

 

 

here’s a good line from yucko da clown:

You homo..if you were a can of soup you’d be cream of faggot!

12:14Brit Owns Ya

AIM

12:12i had a weird ass dream last night about a sexy midget named larry who dated anna nicole smith and he tried to fuck me.

12:12wow. i need meds lol

Razbery Lemon

AIM

12:14wow…thats…odd

shab00tyTM

AIM

12:14i kno wtf ;P

shab00tyTM

AIM

12:12LOL

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

12:13im fuckin retarded haha

shab00tyTM

AIM

12:13ur kinky

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

12:13i dont like midgets haha

12:14but in the dream i did

shab00tyTM

AIM

12:14LOL

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

12:14i was lickin my finger and tellin him to lick my pussy lmfao

12:14he went and told anna nicole that he was gonna fuck me and she said ok

shab00tyTM

AIM

12:14lol

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

12:14weird

shab00tyTM

AIM

12:14did u wake up wet

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

12:14…lmao

12:15im not gonna answer that

shab00tyTM

AIM

12:16plz tell me it’ll turn me on

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

12:16well i think u already know it got me wet

shab00tyTM

AIM

12:18did u cum

Brit Owns Ya

AIM

12:19well when i woke up i was horny so..i helped myself out lol. THEN i came lol

12:20then i tasted my juices

12:20pretty good shit

12:20lol

 

 

 

 

…who’s a Coheed and Cambria fan? I am but it’s kinda gay… I’m the most famous shab00ty and that’s that,…(est. 1982 baby)… oh and check out this interview snippet:

So how the hell do you come up with that stuff? Like “let’s record a huge story in a complete other world based on the band name!”

Well no it wasn’t like that. What happened was eh, the band originally was called Shabooty. We’ve been playing together for years. And as time goes on, members leave and you add additions to the band. And the four of us now, we were in the last year of Shabooty and in ’98 I started Coheed And Cambria as a side-project. It was this concept of a electronic, acoustic thing. I didn’t really work on it all that much but I did write songs for Coheed like “Time Consumer” and “Everything Evil”. Those were side-project songs. And the band decided to adopt the name Coheed And Cambria, because we thought the name Shabooty was ridiculous. You can’t release records with the name Shabooty. (laughs) So when they adopted the name Coheed And Cambria, I brought the concept along with it. So the concept kind of has always been there but not quite as strong as it is now. This band was my main focus but by taking the name, I could do both at the same time.

again just posting this to say im the original "shab00ty" … and that i was introduced to coheed only after a friend of mine heard ’shabooty’ at the starting of "Devil In Jersey City" and was like yo wtf listen …they say ur name in it lol :P ..i’ve been called shabutii b00ty since elementary school, thicks :)

 

 

 

 

 

Elburn man accused of having sex with dog

By Tona Kunz Daily Herald Staff Writer

Posted 7/16/2004

Police are searching for an Elburn man charged with molesting a pit bull-boxer mix.

A warrant was issued for Daniel J. Joyner, 27, of 40W019 Hughes Road in Elburn Thursday after a 2 1/2-week investigation into complaints from the dog’s owner, a Geneva woman, that Joyner injured the animal in June after having sex with it in Geneva.

Joyner faces felony charges of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal and criminal damage to property. He could face up to nine years in prison and $75,000 but is also eligible for probation.

The dog has recovered and is back with its owner, said Debra Bree, assistant Kane County state’s attorney.

Sexual abuse of animals has dropped off in recent years, although more people are reporting animal neglect and cruelty, Bree said.

Joyner also is wanted by police on a warrant alleging he failed to appear in drug court for follow up on charges of possession of controlled substances and a syringe. He also has a lengthy record in Geneva, Batavia, St. Charles and North Aurora for possession of cannabis, breaking into cars, theft and DUI.

Joyner is 6 foot 4 inches tall, 200 pound with brown hair and blue eyes.

Anyone who has information about Joyner should contact the Geneva Police Department at (630) 232-4736.

 

 

 

 

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7:04

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:047:03fuck i just got my addrenaline rush for tyhe day… i went down stairs to my other comp, and right by where my feet would be is this fairly big spider (brown) and im like freakin out ..i grab a box of like burnable cds and just smash it w/ the box …and got the bastard…now imma wait till my dad to come home and clean the dead carcass up for me

Rainyp002

AIM

7:05lol

7:05hahahaha

7:05dork

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:05lol and u wouldnt be freakd out?

Rainyp002

AIM

7:05hahaha not like that

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:05=p well at least i didnt pussy out and i kilt it

Rainyp002

AIM

7:06lol.

7:06yeah

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:06=p

7:09this wasnt a daddy long legs… we talkin brown recluse spider =)

Rainyp002

AIM

7:09right right stop tryin to make excuses

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:10good thing i jerkd off up here instead of down there like i usally do

Rainyp002

AIM

7:11hhahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:11i dont want my weirner bit by a spider and inflamed for all the wrogn reasons

Rainyp002

AIM

7:11omg your silly

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:13how am i gonna explain that one? yea "my -peter- is donig a peter parker impersonation"

Rainyp002

AIM

7:14haha you are so silly

7:15i am so bored

7:15

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:15goo fight ur phobias

Rainyp002

AIM

7:15i dont have any

7:15is cookie monster sycking dick?

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:15is that ur phobia

7:15LOL

Rainyp002

AIM

7:16no dork. is cookie monster sucking dick?

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:16yea

Rainyp002

AIM

7:16hahahaha

7:16at first i was like thats a weird cookie, then i was like…wait a second.

7:16lol.

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:16LOL

Rainyp002

AIM

7:16but hes a boy.

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:16u were like is that a new tube cookie

7:16heh

Rainyp002

AIM

7:16dork. it just lookedl ike it was a cookie from a side view, you know?

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:17more like cookie dough boo

Rainyp002

AIM

7:17lol.

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:28blogs updated btw

Rainyp002

AIM

7:29nice

7:29anything with me in it

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:29yea

Rainyp002

AIM

7:29yay

Rainyp002

AIM

7:43i dont see it

7:43except for the CHOKE one

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:44i think thats it =-p

Rainyp002

AIM

7:44oh jerk what about the one from just now

7:44the one about cookie monster

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:44ehe ill put that in the next update

Rainyp002

AIM

7:44oh .

7:45im so bored

7:45man its ridickulous

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:45http://www.shoutcast.com/

Rainyp002

AIM

7:45whats that?

7:45it didnt work

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:45old epis of stern

Rainyp002

AIM

7:45ohh.

7:46ok

7:46nevermind

7:47i just got the exorcist

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:47cool good movie

Rainyp002

AIM

7:47im excited to watch it. i was thinkin about watching it blazed

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:47lol

Rainyp002

AIM

7:48and i think im horny

7:48lol.

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:48lol

7:48whats new =)

Rainyp002

AIM

7:49ummm yeah. lol.

7:49AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHH im so horny all of a sudden

7:49just like BAM horniness

7:50like the fucking horny fairie just sprinkled me with her fucking horny dust.

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:50lol or stabbed u w/ her batton

Rainyp002

AIM

7:51haha yeah that too. like she just bitch slapped me with her dick.

7:51lol.

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:52lol

Rainyp002

AIM

7:52ho ho ho ho horny.

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:52like she poppd a boner in ur cheeck

Rainyp002

AIM

7:52haha yeah for reals.

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:52popd a cock in ur toncils

Rainyp002

AIM

7:52she just stuck it in my ear. thats what she did

7:53or fucking flicked her wand in my vagina

7:53when i get horny and i cant get any, i say fuck alot

7:57i think its all cookie monsters fault

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:57damn : P

7:57got ur cookie dough yeast jumpin off

Rainyp002

AIM

8:03hahaha that was just gay

shab00tyTM

AIM

8:03lol

Rainyp002

AIM

8:04dammit

8:04this sucks ass

shab00tyTM

AIM

8:05yeppers

Rainyp002

AIM

8:05blah what am i to do

8:06i have to go, i need to get off the computer.

8:06lol.

8:06im so sad.

shab00tyTM

AIM

8:07lol toodles =) go use the tub water pressrue on urself

Rainyp002

AIM

8:07lol.

8:07later

shab00tyTM

AIM

8:07peace

Rainyp002 went away

8:07

Away Message: Did I sttu sttu studa stupid? 8:07

 

 

 

 

kinda rehashed but whatever :)

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:047:03fuck i just got my addrenaline rush for tyhe day… i went down stairs to my other comp, and right by where my feet would be is this fairly big spider (brown) and im like freakin out ..i grab a box of like burnable cds and just smash it w/ the box …and got the bastard…now imma wait till my dad to come home and clean the dead carcass up for me

BeachBabeNDC

AIM

7:04haha

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:06are u proud of me?

lilpinkplayaett22

AIM

7:06yes very

BeachBabeNDC

AIM

7:07yes i am

7:07i’m not gonna say ur a whimp

7:07cause i woulda done the same damn thing

7:08fuck spiders

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:08this wasnt a daddy long legs

7:08i think it was a black recluse spider

BeachBabeNDC

AIM

7:08eww

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:08er i mean

7:08not black , brown* recluse

BeachBabeNDC

AIM

7:09see i’m not afraid of daddy long legs but any other type - i hate spiders

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:09yea same

BeachBabeNDC

AIM

7:09did u break the cds?

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:09na they ok im sure… cause it was a full box of like 10 cds in jewel cases or so

BeachBabeNDC

AIM

7:10oooh well then they should be fine

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:10good thing i jerkd off up here instead of down there like i usally do

BeachBabeNDC

AIM

7:10hahaha

7:10u aint right

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:11lol

BeachBabeNDC

AIM

7:11but that is a good point

7:11lol

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:11i dont want my weirner bit by a spider and inflamed for all the wrogn reasons

7:12=p

BeachBabeNDC

AIM

7:12haha yeah try explainin that one to ur girl

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:12LOl

7:13yea "my -peter- is donig a peter parker impersonation"

BeachBabeNDC

AIM

7:13lol

lilpinkplayaett22

AIM

7:25LMAO

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:25lol

lilpinkplayaett22

AIM

7:27hahhahahahaha

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:27wut =-p

7:27im funny?

lilpinkplayaett22

AIM

7:27yes sir

 

 

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:28my blogs updated btw

BoMBSHeLL69

AIM

7:28oh yeah? is it good

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:29as always

BoMBSHeLL69

AIM

7:29am i in it

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:30na we aitn chat in a while

BoMBSHeLL69

AIM

7:34whos fault is that huh

shab00tyTM

AIM

7:35u =p

BoMBSHeLL69

AIM

7:36hahaha i dont think so

I BEG TO DIFFER HONEY :)

 

k folks, that’s the uber long update i’ve been meaning to do forever now :P

hope it was worth the wait :P because of course it is –worth it’s weight , in gold

SON!!! peace …Shab00tYCREST -OUT!

 

 

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) July 26, 2004

hey folks

i been slacking :p

i got a shit load of funny stuff to post (we’re talking uber long and uber good) …i always get scared… some of the anecdotes i post man …they are sooo quality i could see a hollywood writer jackin them and turning em into an HBO series :) (kinda one about teens, anal beads, corndoggs, and gag-reflexess or lack thereof) (and not in that exact order)

so hopefully by sunday night I can deliver this long awaited post (but really how long awaited can it be …most of u bustas wouldnt give me props even if i was hosting a guns for money swap collection , and u had a suitcase full of prop pistols (puns intended)

happy b-day chris.. my favorite “red man”

h0lla til sun night :P (i hope)

sha!

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(1) July 23, 2004

Away Message:

0wn3d isn’t the right word,

but its the first word that comes to mind

holla

 

 

[08:50] britownsya: damn shawn is ur purpose in life to pop as many cherrys and to dick as many hunnies as possible?

[08:50] shab00tyTM: lol

[08:50] britownsya: lmao

[08:53] britownsya: a good idea is a good idea and u know it.

[08:54] britownsya: :-D

[08:54] shab00tyTM: one day ;P

[08:54] britownsya: lol pft. pussy

[08:54] britownsya: :-P

[08:54] britownsya: jk lol

[08:54] shab00tyTM: lol

[08:54] britownsya: its all gravy

[08:54] shab00tyTM: one day isnt the word.. but its the first one that comes to mind LOL

[08:55] britownsya: haha

[08:55] britownsya: :-x

[09:01] shab00tyTM: the saying is "<word> isnt the right word but its the first one that comes to mind"
for example.. in reference to a hot chick
edible isnt the right word, but it’s the first one that comes to mind

[09:18] shab00tyTM: u know the saying..

i used it w/ my friend

[09:18] shab00tyTM: unic0rn214: ill talk to u when i get back

shab00tyTM: awwww

shab00tyTM: how long

unic0rn214: couple dayz

shab00tyTM: u wont be onlien eh

unic0rn214: nope

shab00tyTM: aight well ttyl ur celly gon work

unic0rn214:  :-)it’ll work

unic0rn214: kk i will talk to ya later shab00ty

shab00tyTM: phone sex isnt the right word, but its the first word that comes to mind

shab00tyTM: sike

unic0rn214: lmao

[09:19] britownsya: lmao

[09:19] britownsya: omg ur crazy

 

[09:00] britownsya: i love the 90’s comes on right now :-D sweet

[09:01] shab00tyTM: i love the 90’s on vh1?

[09:02] britownsya: yeah on vh1

[09:03] shab00tyTM: werd

[09:07] britownsya: haha this woman had septuplets in 97 and they are showin all the babies and they are playin that song by ll cool j

[09:07] britownsya: doin it and doin it and doin it well

[09:07] britownsya: lol

[09:07] shab00tyTM: lol

[09:07] shab00tyTM: how many is sept

[09:07] shab00tyTM: 9?

[09:07] britownsya: 7

[09:07] britownsya: lmao nah

[09:07] shab00tyTM: o heh

[09:08] britownsya: would u want 7 kids? lmao

[09:08] britownsya: ur wife would have some fuckin bad ass stretch marks lol

[09:09] shab00tyTM: LOL hell no

[09:10] britownsya: this show is a fuckin trip.

[09:10] britownsya: reminds me of bein little

[09:11] shab00tyTM: lol like last yr 4 u

[09:11] britownsya: 1999? wait..wha? lol

[09:11] britownsya: ohh

[09:11] britownsya: shut the fuck up

[09:11] britownsya: lol

[09:11] shab00tyTM: lol

[09:31] britownsya: yo..whats ur porn star name?

[09:32] shab00tyTM: what if u dont got a pet

[09:33] britownsya: umm..dunno lol

[09:33] britownsya: u never had one?

[09:33] britownsya: use one of ur family members pets

[09:33] shab00tyTM: id be like Gold Kettle Sha

[09:33] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:33] britownsya: hahaha

[09:33] shab00tyTM: lol nice eh? like aladin and shit

[09:33] britownsya: lmao

[09:33] shab00tyTM: rtub my gold kettle bitch’

[09:33] britownsya: i used to have a crush on aladdin lmfao

[09:33] shab00tyTM: lol

[09:33] britownsya: haha ur a re re

[09:33] britownsya: :-D

[09:33] shab00tyTM: heh why u say htat ;)

[09:34] shab00tyTM: it wasnt teh right word it was jus tthe first word that came to mind?

[09:34] britownsya: cuz ur like..rub my gold kettle bitch i need to dick another bitch

[09:34] britownsya: lol

[09:34] britownsya: do it bitch

[09:35] britownsya: my porn name would be kelly kingfisher….or kelly lucca i cant remember which was first

[09:35] britownsya: kingfisher sounds dirty lmao

[09:38] britownsya: i used to think ur porn name was ur middle name and the street u grew up on…eww my dad would be alan shadyside wtf lmfao

[09:58] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:58] shab00tyTM: alan shadyside

[09:58] britownsya: yeah haha

[09:58] shab00tyTM: shady VILLE entertainment

[09:58] britownsya: lmao

[09:58] britownsya: :-x

[09:58] shab00tyTM: lol

[09:58] britownsya: hah cartman. hes the shit.

[09:58] britownsya: south park is awesome

[09:59] shab00tyTM: werd

[09:59] britownsya: cartman said somethin like id never let a woman order me around and he was like.."id be like woman shut ur ass up and get back in the kitchen and bake me some pie"

[10:00] britownsya: :-) lol little fucker

[10:02] shab00tyTM: shady ville entertainment, bad boy collaboration presents: brittany da pr0no

[10:03] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:03] shab00tyTM: woem neeed to know their roles eh

[10:03] shab00tyTM: rOLLS of baked bread bitch

[10:04] britownsya: ….u did not just say that

[10:04] britownsya: lmao

[10:04] britownsya: *shakes head*

[10:04] shab00tyTM: which one didnt i say :)

[10:05] britownsya: lol ay yi yi

[10:05] britownsya: ay u know what? when i fuck someone…not the first time OBVIOUSLY but..i want one of the times my dude to be on viagra..lmfao hah

[10:05] britownsya: i wanna see wtf happens

[10:05] britownsya: i bet thats some good shit

[10:06] shab00tyTM: man if ur young i think it feels like ur having a herat attack lol the guy will be convusing lol sike i dunno

[10:06] britownsya: haha…how would u know shawn..u got some secrets to reveal? :-P

[10:06] britownsya: lol

[10:07] shab00tyTM: lol no

[10:07] shab00tyTM: i heard AJ benza talkin bout it

[10:12] britownsya: damn. kevin from the backstreet boys can have my babies any day of the week.

[10:12] britownsya: *cough* :-x

[10:12] britownsya: well not any day

[10:12] britownsya: thats fuckin nuts

[10:12] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:12] shab00tyTM: u mean spill his white soldiers in ur mouth?

[10:15] britownsya: soldiers lmao

[10:15] britownsya: nah thats ur job. u should know that.

[10:15] britownsya: wtf get with it

[10:15] shab00tyTM: lol have emm marchin down ur throat

[10:16] britownsya: lol ;)

[10:16] shab00tyTM: have a brothers dick at ATTENTION bitch

[10:16] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:16] britownsya: lmfao

[10:17] shab00tyTM: have em in ur ground zero ;)

[10:18] britownsya: where do u come up with this shit lmao

[10:18] shab00tyTM: lol my mind :)

[10:18] shab00tyTM: i got a cool mind eh

[10:20] britownsya: smart crazy ass perverted mind

[10:21] shab00tyTM: id be a good author eh or show host or pimp

[10:23] britownsya: yes u would. i really do agree with that lol

[10:25] shab00tyTM: check out my icon

[10:25] shab00tyTM: i just changed it

[10:26] shab00tyTM: and why thank u dear

[10:26] britownsya: lmfao.

[10:27] britownsya: hey i like the cookie monster..dont make him eat a dick cookie!

[10:27] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$$

[10:30] shab00tyTM: he loves the cock

[10:31] britownsya: yeah. doesnt look like hes slowin down any time soon.

[10:31] britownsya: lol

[10:31] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:31] shab00tyTM: kinda like u

[10:31] britownsya: hey! lol

[11:07] shab00tyTM: new icon

[11:07] mariposapy: i noticed

[11:08] mariposapy: cookie monster but don’t look like he’s eating no cookie

[11:08] shab00tyTM: hehehehe

[11:08] shab00tyTM: he’s eatin ssome dough baby

[11:08] mariposapy: lol

[10:30] kmkjj421: lol

[10:30] kmkjj421: o yeah

[10:31] shab00tyTM: got jill all hot?

[10:31] kmkjj421: hahhaa

[10:31] shab00tyTM: :P

[10:32] kmkjj421: lol

[10:31] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:37] shab00tyTM: does this load up for u



http://howardstern.com/boards/image.php?u=9217

[10:38] britownsya: lmfao

[10:38] britownsya: omg

[10:38] britownsya: ur lucky my dad wasnt in here

[10:38] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:38] shab00tyTM: $$$$

[10:38] shab00tyTM:



http://howardstern.com/boards/image.php?u=42202

[10:38] britownsya: that must be u *cough* :)

[10:38] shab00tyTM: lol

 

 

 

 

 

max’s blog entry from

http://www.f0rkyou.blogspot.com/

Thursday, January 15, 2004

my subsequent chat w/ max…

[08:07] shab00tyTM: lol i read ur blog entry .. my only feedback is … go read the book i just finished today, CHOKE (: ..it isnt about depression but sure makes sex addiction seem interesting

[08:07] p 4 2 Q: cool

[08:07] shab00tyTM: lol is that bad feedback?

[08:09] p 4 2 Q: no

[08:09] p 4 2 Q: but

[08:09] p 4 2 Q: do i seem addicted to sex

[08:12] shab00tyTM: who isnt (: and not like the main char of the book ..he puts all of us to shame

[08:12] p 4 2 Q: lol

[08:13] p 4 2 Q: hard for a fucking virgin to be addicted to sex

[08:13] p 4 2 Q: thats so…girly sounding tho

[08:13] p 4 2 Q: i hate the word virgin

[08:14] shab00tyTM: this is the part i play your therapists role and say, lets go watch a burn victim and an amputee try and masturbate

[08:14] p 4 2 Q: lmfao

 

 

 

 

 

 

[08:13] shab00tyTM: she seems like a spoiled brat /slash/ one of those chicks that just like jabbers on non stop….. tip for when ur tryin to like get w/ a guy (i mean a relationship) a guy dosnt like a girl who talks his head off…. :P

[08:13]  lizzie411: lol yea i try not to do that

[08:13]  lizzie411: this guy i went out with rite..

[08:13]  lizzie411: well

[08:13]  lizzie411: he talks MY head off

[08:13]  lizzie411: lol so i dont really get a word in edgewise

[08:14]  lizzie411: but i dont mind

[08:14] shab00tyTM: heh o

[08:14]  lizzie411: :-P

[08:15] shab00tyTM: well long as he’s interesting like me then thats coo :)

[08:15]  lizzie411: haha well hes HOT so thats what makes it ok

[08:15] shab00tyTM: lol

[08:15] shab00tyTM: well then that makes him uninteresting by rule lol jk

[08:15]  lizzie411: lol

[08:15] shab00tyTM: unless he’s using the being intersting to make up for his small peter

[08:16]  lizzie411: hahaha

[08:16]  lizzie411: hes got a big dick too

[08:16] shab00tyTM: lol

[08:16] shab00tyTM: k i didnt wanna know :)

[08:16]  lizzie411: lol

[08:16]  lizzie411: now im tmi-ing you

[08:16] shab00tyTM: no your tmi’ing the wrong info ..the stuff i dont wanna hear.. like id be happy to hear he has a small one lol

[08:16]  lizzie411: haha

[08:17] shab00tyTM: ur a d0ll :P

[08:17]  lizzie411: aw lol

[08:17] shab00tyTM: a sex doll waiting to be taken out of the bubble wrap

[08:17] shab00tyTM: LOL

[08:17]  lizzie411: hellll yea

[08:17]  lizzie411: O:-)

[08:18] shab00tyTM: i just set up my moms new brita filter i feel so smart lol

[08:18]  lizzie411: haha awesome

[08:19] shab00tyTM: man at the company picnic iwas at today.. at the end they put out the left overs.. we got like 10 takeouts of bbq chicken lol … too much =)

[08:19]  lizzie411: haha niiice

[08:21] shab00tyTM: bbq and filtered water, on tap for the next 5 days ;)

[08:21] shab00tyTM: i had beer at the picnic :)

[08:21] shab00tyTM: (:

[08:21]  lizzie411: haha niice

[08:23] shab00tyTM: som1 from the netherlands went to my blog searching for "

toplessonwebcam" lol

[08:23]  lizzie411: lmao

[08:24] shab00tyTM: i shoulda just sent em to liz ;)

[08:25]  lizzie411: lmao

[08:25]  lizzie411: yea send em here

[08:25] shab00tyTM: so does that max guy want u? :P heh

[08:25]  lizzie411: yea he does

[08:25]  lizzie411: lmao

[08:25] shab00tyTM: cant blame him

[08:25]  lizzie411: haha

[08:26] shab00tyTM: how old is he

[08:26]  lizzie411: 18

[08:27] shab00tyTM: u know waht he needs?

[08:27]  lizzie411: what

[08:27] shab00tyTM: a fat chick who likes suckin dick :P thats a good start for him then work his way up to ur caliber

[08:27]  lizzie411: hahahahah

[08:27] shab00tyTM: it goes fat chick, skinny ugly chick, skinny pretty chick

[08:27] shab00tyTM: thats how ya do it :)

[08:27] shab00tyTM: LOL

[08:27]  lizzie411: lmao

[08:28] shab00tyTM: its hard to go straight to the pretty skinny chick and not encounter problems

[08:28]  lizzie411: i went straight to the skinny hot guys

[08:28] shab00tyTM: actually there might be that pretty fat chick and a short ugly chick in between al that LOL

[08:28]  lizzie411: lmao

[08:29] shab00tyTM: yea apparently u go for the skinny hot guys w/ fat dicks LOL

[08:29]  lizzie411: EXAACTLY!!!!

[08:29] shab00tyTM: like me right ;)

[08:29]  lizzie411: haha.. um..

[08:29]  lizzie411: lol

[08:30] shab00tyTM: once again.. RIGHT? :) heh

[08:30]  lizzie411: :-Phaha sure

[08:31] shab00tyTM: my dick so big when a bitch see it..she does a spit take… just of drool and saliva

[08:32]  lizzie411: lol

[08:32] shab00tyTM: $$$

[08:32] britownsya: ur a trip u know it?

[08:32] shab00tyTM: lol yeppers ;)

[08:33]  lizzie411: y does everyone like my ass so much

[08:33] shab00tyTM: cause that one pic makes it look like a black girls ass lol

[08:33]  lizzie411: haha

[08:35]  lizzie411: i eat crappy ass food

[08:36]  lizzie411: fast*

[08:36] shab00tyTM: heh how u keep off the lbs? :P

[08:36]  lizzie411: i have no idea

[08:36]  lizzie411: i dont do shit

[08:36]  lizzie411: im naturally thin i guess

[08:36] shab00tyTM: i guess diddling urself burns calories

[08:36]  lizzie411: HAHAHAHHA

[08:36]  lizzie411: i dont do it THAT much lol

[08:36] shab00tyTM: LoL

 

 

 

 

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:14u know what book u should read

 

Rainip00

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10:14what

 

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:14C H O K E

 

Rainip00

AIM

10:14whats it bout

 

shab00tyTM

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10:15from author of fightclub so naturally it’s fight club meets sex (but not really a sex club) (: (and choke isnt referring to on a cock) lol about sex addiction

 

Rainip00

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10:15awesome!!

10:15hahaha

shab00tyTM

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10:16if u buy it…online, leme kno

Rainip00

AIM

10:16hahaha

10:16your so cute

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:17if only i had the commission off ur dildo ya bought online

Rainip00

AIM

10:17hahaha

shab00tyTM

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10:18na but seriously its a wild book..about sexual addiction right up my alley and im almost done w/ the book like 70 more pages (and i dont read often but this is one of my summer books that gets me hooked  UPDATE: Im finished..book rocked!

Rainip00

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10:19im addicted to sex.

shab00tyTM

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10:19so’s the main character (:

Rainip00

AIM

10:20yeah i think i’d like that book

shab00tyTM

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10:21heh a good poll would be, "are u a guy that had a girl recommend the book CHOKE to em? and if so i bet u already had "relations" w/ her" LOL

Rainip00

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10:21hahahaha.

[06:00] shab00tyTM: i got like 20 more pages and im done w/ choke

[06:00]  lizzie411: kool

[06:01] shab00tyTM: he def had sex in the last chapter but thats like every other chapter lol

[06:01]  lizzie411: lmao

[06:02] shab00tyTM: sounds like ur life story :P the liz biography

[06:03]  lizzie411: haha yeah it does

[06:04] shab00tyTM: k imma go finish my book (:

[06:05]  lizzie411: haha ok dont get to horny now

[11:14] shab00tyTM: i fiinshed reading the book CHOKE u heard of it?

[11:15] mariposapy: nope

[11:15] shab00tyTM: its great if ur a sex addict (u can releate to the main character LOL0

[11:15] mariposapy: sweet

[11:16] shab00tyTM: ur one right

[11:16] mariposapy: a sex addict?

[11:16] shab00tyTM: yea

[11:16] mariposapy: i can control myself

[11:17] shab00tyTM: heh

[11:17] shab00tyTM: i have to think about garbage and dead babies to control myself from triggering oh whoops u aint talkin like that

[11:17] mariposapy: lol

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.pwned.nl/

12:36that flash video wuz good, but the guy wasnt azn enough looking =)

[02:33] shahab-: LOL som1 found my blog by searching for…



http://www.google.com/search?q=GO AND SEE

[02:34] shahab-: and



http://www.google.com/search?q=GO AND SEE2

[02:35] Fatal Image: lol

you should mispell stuff more often
gets you good placements

[02:36] Fatal Image: that second guy looking for porn with katie couric/connie chung type shit or what :)

[02:36] shahab-: those searches were by a saudi

[02:36] shahab-: lol

[02:36] shahab-: maybe they wanted the Naked news

[02:37] Fatal Image: true true
no fucking on that show though.. so he’ll be disappointed
er… ‘fucing’ :)

[02:39] shahab-: my bro in laws cat died.. i said instead of pourin out liqour imma pour out a lill bit of my moms left over lasagna :)

[02:45] Fatal Image: good call :)

 

 

 

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:02check out my MILKSHAKE parody::: angies milkshakes brings all the bulimics to barf, my projectile vomiting, goes farther then yours (:

 

AdOrAbLeAnG

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10:02hahaha

10:02thats funnay

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:03not bad for like 20 seconds of brainpower eh

AdOrAbLeAnG

AIM

10:03haha

10:03i just got my wisdom teeth out

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:03sweet i did that last year …are u all doped up (and were u asleep for it and if so what method they put u to sleep in)

AdOrAbLeAnG

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10:04they gassed me then put me to sleep and yes i am all doped up

10:04lol

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:06yea that was my same story… its really a lot less bad then i was thinkin prior to doing it… (all of the horror stories people fed me had me trippin) … it was funny ..the nurse at the office i was at that wuz helpin she told me like the other day (prefacing the story with: she’s over weight) ..the otherday this young guy gettin his teeth taken out ..worried that like , she wont take advantage of him while he’s asleep right.. lol.. (ne ways i knotted my pants to be safe) LOL

AdOrAbLeAnG

AIM

10:07hahaha

10:07yea its a lot less bad then i thought it was gonna be too.. it still hurts though

10:08well im going to bed nowwwwwwwwww

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:08aight later codeine head (:

AdOrAbLeAnG

AIM

10:08hahaha goodnighttttttttttt

10:08how was your bday by the way ?

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:09<insert stripper story here>

AdOrAbLeAnG

AIM

10:10haha sounds fun

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:10kinda if only she had gills man ..i tell ya (:

AdOrAbLeAnG

AIM

10:10hahahah

10:10well im gonna get to bed now

10:10glad you had a good bday

10:10goondight boyyy

shab00tyTM

AIM

10:10ok take it ez thanks for asking SUPPPERR

10:10toodles

AdOrAbLeAnG

AIM

10:11thanks

10:11cyaaa

 

i didn’t have this chat w/ this person but they alwayz complain they’;re never in my blog so im putting em (their s/n) in lol

shab00tyTM

AIM

11:03so u still my homegurl right

RazberyLemon

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11:03homegurl?

11:03lol

11:03what does that mean

shab00tyTM

AIM

11:03like my shortywack

RazberyLemon

AIM

11:03haha still lost me

shab00tyTM

AIM

11:04like my ying to my yang my ling to my dinga LOL SIKE

RazberyLemon

AIM

11:04haha okay

11:04sure.. im wutever u want me to be

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=pianoballs.wmv

[02:46] Blacky:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pianoballs.html

This is what u call skills playing the piano!

shahab-: dood that wuz tight

the ball piano thing wuz tight.. cept the dood wuz fruity =)

 

 

 

Philz’ Away

Message:
I fucks wit mad hoes put they ass out on hoe stroves to make my ass bread and ask beavis mothafucka I get nuthin but head for all them homies that was fake n phony them punk kids always followin S Dynasty tell em’ they mothers shoulda swallowed them Im loyal but nowadays Ive become criminal fuck a ski mask r