[10:20] kbizzle42: check this shit out

[10:20] shab00tyTM: wah

[10:20] kbizzle42: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/thisistrippy.htm

[10:20] kbizzle42: if i was shroomin and i saw that shit, id flip out

[10:22] shab00tyTM: tru ill peep it in a sec

[01:26] shab00tyTM:

http://www.vibrators-faq.com/ Faq about vibrators

[01:28] shab00tyTM:

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com Funny ass homemade sex toys for guys (funny yet they are real lol)

[01:31] shab00tyTM:

http://www.car-sex-positions.com Uhh Sex positions for the car ;) Wax on wax off

[01:32] shab00tyTM:

http://www.sex-bracelets.com/color.shtml Who else rocks the sex bracelets? here is the color key!

[01:33] shab00tyTM:

http://www.sex-bracelets.com/sex-games.htm here’s the diff sex games related to ‘em :P

[01:35] shab00tyTM:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5279738 Barry Bonds implicated for the goood ol’ roids usage?

 ..man and I wanna go to NoBu



again, that place is my fav restaurant ever!

[10:09] shahab-: yo sup im reading the annierichards thing ..so that was a guy?

[10:30] Blacky: yeah LoL…

[10:10] brittany: sexy boy

[10:10] brittany: :-P lol

[10:10] shahab *2k4*: $

[10:10] shahab *2k4*: is that a guy?

[10:12] brittany: umm

[10:12] brittany: that looks like a girl

[10:12] brittany: lol

[10:12] shahab *2k4*: read the bio

[10:12] shahab *2k4*: iuts a guy

[10:12] brittany: wtf..nuh uh

[10:12] brittany: lmfao

[10:12] shahab *2k4*: lol

[10:12] brittany: hes sexy..as a girl

[10:13] shahab *2k4*: tru

[10:16] brittany: wish my boobs were that big

[10:16] brittany: damnit

[10:14] Fatal Image: so they say anyway.. not bad looking at all..

[10:13] sugazwet: hes beautiful lol

[10:14] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:14] sugazwet: wait..so it WAS a guy?

[10:14] shab00tyTM: yea

[10:14] sugazwet: howd he get hips

[10:14] shab00tyTM: prolly callogen ?

[10:14] sugazwet: is that possible

[10:14] shab00tyTM: i gues

[10:15] sugazwet: do you think hes hott

[10:15] shab00tyTM: yea

[10:15] sugazwet: hahaha

[10:15] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:15] sugazwet: i cant believe u said that

[10:15] shab00tyTM: no i wouldnt say HOT

[10:15] sugazwet: well u did

[10:15] shab00tyTM: i would say

[10:15] shab00tyTM: not bad looking at all..

[10:18] sugazwet: thats so sick..if you were to ever get boobs..

[10:18] shab00tyTM: tru =p

[10:18] sugazwet: i wouldnt be your friend

[10:05] shahab-: ha this video/commercial is hot

http://194.29.64.17/thecog/movie.html

[10:05] Fatal Image: ahh thats old but good

[10:05] shahab-: tru

[09:39] Blacky: wat is it? i dont want to dl stuff from online

[09:42] shahab-: its a tight vid

[09:43] Blacky: what is it?

[09:43] Blacky: i dont want to see u naked.. LoL!

[09:44] shahab-: its a honda commercial

[09:44] Blacky: oh i probably watched it

[09:45] shahab-: werd

[09:45] shahab-: its the cog one

[12:19] opoonie: yooo

[12:19] shab00tyTM: eqwes

[12:19] shab00tyTM: werd

[12:19] opoonie: lol….

[12:19] shab00tyTM: geheh

[12:19] shab00tyTM: whh

[12:19] opoonie: so tired

[12:19] shab00tyTM: hi

[12:19] opoonie: can i see you on cam///!!!!!

[12:19] shab00tyTM: so druk

[12:19] shab00tyTM: n

[12:20] opoonie: just you, and your dick

[12:20] shab00tyTM: na cause id have to reboot to get it to worrok

[12:20] shab00tyTM: =p

[12:20] opoonie: not your dick

[12:20] shab00tyTM: $

[12:20] opoonie: lol….

[12:20] opoonie: damn it

[12:20] opoonie: not fuunnn

[12:20] shab00tyTM: $$$$$

[12:20] opoonie: noooottt fun

[12:21] opoonie: hungry

[12:21] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:21] shab00tyTM: eat a dick

[12:23] opoonie: lol..it’s not i can have the dick in my stomach

[12:25] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$

[12:25] shab00tyTM: why not

[12:25] shab00tyTM: u can have the cum there

[12:25] opoonie: yea true, but that’s not full

[12:26] shab00tyTM: it will be when u come down ur throat

[12:28] shab00tyTM: [12:27] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:27] britownsya: lmao

[12:27] britownsya: shawn. u can fill me up.

[12:27] britownsya: aha :-x

[12:27] shab00tyTM: aw really

[12:27] shab00tyTM: LOL

[12:27] britownsya: lol

[12:27] shab00tyTM: till ur stomach has to be pumped?

[12:27] britownsya: fa sho

[12:27] shab00tyTM: nice

[12:28] shab00tyTM: [12:28] britownsya: it’ll need to be pumped as many times as ill make u cum in one night

[12:28] britownsya: hah. ;)

[12:30] opoonie: awwww

[12:30] opoonie: what a nice girl

[12:30] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:30] shab00tyTM: tru

[12:30] opoonie: I bet you dick her

[12:30] shab00tyTM: werd

[12:43] opoonie: sha, this guy called me a sandnigger

[12:43] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:44] opoonie: don’t laugh, he’s mean

[12:45] opoonie: i hate people are ignorant like him

[12:45] shab00tyTM: agreed

[12:45] opoonie: ask for sex, if i say no, don’t be ignorant about it

[12:46] shab00tyTM: =p

[12:46] opoonie: what u doing?

[12:46] opoonie: still playing with your balls?

[12:46] shab00tyTM: on phone

[12:46] opoonie: ooh ok..tell me when you’re done!!! ;;)

[11:55] shab00tyTM: yah

[11:55] shab00tyTM: wuz it funny

[11:55] opoonie: i was washing my face

[11:55] shab00tyTM: o

[11:55] opoonie: yes, I thought u are drunk

[11:55] opoonie: are you?

[11:55] shab00tyTM: ya

[11:55] opoonie: LOl..sounded like it

[11:56] shab00tyTM: lo

[11:56] opoonie: i can’t hear some part of what u were saying

[11:57] shab00tyTM: o sowy

[11:57] opoonie: haha it’s all good

[11:57] shab00tyTM: heh

[11:57] opoonie: it’s all oud

[11:58] opoonie: it’s all loud at the background

[11:58] shab00tyTM: tru

[11:59] opoonie: i thought were out somewhere

[11:59] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:59] shab00tyTM: i wuz but not no more sike

[12:00] opoonie: lol..what u doing home alone?

[12:00] shab00tyTM: playin w/ my balls

[12:01] opoonie: lol…..um….watching porno?

[12:02] shab00tyTM: na

[12:02] opoonie: just playing with your balls…just like that?

[12:02] shab00tyTM: LOL

[12:02] shab00tyTM: ya

[12:03] opoonie: lol…horny or nothing?

[12:06] shab00tyTM: na

[12:07] opoonie: um…ok, i never heard a guy is playing with their balls but no horny

[12:07] shab00tyTM: $$

[12:10] opoonie: good job, i’m very proud o/u

[12:11] shab00tyTM: $

[12:11] opoonie: what else are you doing except playing with your balls

[12:12] shab00tyTM: playin w/ ur pussy

[12:12] shab00tyTM: and ur mind

[12:13] opoonie: lol….

[12:13] opoonie: yeah, you’re damn right you’re playing with my mind

[12:13] shab00tyTM: $$$$$

[12:16] opoonie: so hungryu

[12:17] opoonie: do u have yahoo sha?

[12:17] shab00tyTM: ya

[12:17] shab00tyTM: why

[11:52] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:52] shab00tyTM: like wat

[11:52] playboyqt11: yd u sound like that

[11:52] shab00tyTM: im drunk

[11:52] playboyqt11: calling me all stuck up

[11:56] shab00tyTM: LOL sorry

[11:56] shab00tyTM: im drunk

[11:57] playboyqt11: i had neuff wid drunkpeople tonight

[11:57] playboyqt11: brb

[11:39] shab00tyTM: LOL i already took hte cap off my 40oz and i caught myself still unscrewing an open bottle

[11:39] glittergurl112: lol are yoo serious

[11:39] shab00tyTM: yea

[11:39] shab00tyTM: thats mad crackheadified

[11:40] glittergurl112: WAt..lol

[11:40] shab00tyTM: LOL

[12:27] shab00tyTM: r u havin phone sx

[12:27] shab00tyTM: sex

[12:27] glittergurl112: no

[12:27] glittergurl112: lol

[12:27] shab00tyTM: thats what i heard from ur friend

[12:40] glittergurl112: nah man..hes sittin here tellin me to moan so he can jerk off

[12:40] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:40] shab00tyTM: go ahead

[12:40] shab00tyTM: do it

[12:41] glittergurl112: wtf..thats weird as shit

[09:05] lizzie8202: i see i see u aint gna answer me

[09:05] lizzie8202: biatch

[09:05] shab00tyTM: on phone edited voicemail

[09:06] lizzie8202: wha?

[09:06] lizzie8202: on confuuuuused

[09:06] lizzie8202: im*

[09:06] shab00tyTM: i was changing my voicemail message greeting

[09:06] lizzie8202: oh okay

[09:06] lizzie8202: how are youu

[09:07] shab00tyTM: heh i just changed my open greeting for my voicemail the one that goes EH YOOO U REACHD DA BIG SHABOOTY MAN LEAVE A VOICEMAIL OR TWO AND ILL GETG BACK AT U ONE =p that sounded unprofessional lol

[09:07] shab00tyTM: good

[09:07] shab00tyTM: u

[09:07] lizzie8202: haha

[09:08] lizzie8202: fyme

[09:08] shab00tyTM: but i kept the stern one for nighttime =P

[09:08] lizzie8202: fine

[09:08] shab00tyTM: werd

[09:08] lizzie8202: lol

[09:08] lizzie8202: wat u do today

[09:08] shab00tyTM: workd

[09:09] lizzie8202: suxxxx

[09:09] lizzie8202: u talked to kelsey?

[09:09] lizzie8202: i havent today

[09:09] lizzie8202: she wasnt at school

[09:09] shab00tyTM: really? i talkd to her last night thats it

[09:09] shab00tyTM: i got an instant message while i was recording this one heh but i kept it (the DING) sound made me sound important like som1 was hoillarin

[09:10] lizzie8202: haha

[09:11] lizzie8202: i think im gna call kels

[09:11] lizzie8202: soon

[09:11] lizzie8202: cuz i needa talk to tht biatch

[09:11] lizzie8202: jk

[09:12] shab00tyTM: dotn talk to mah biatch liek dat

[09:12] lizzie8202: :P

[09:13] lizzie8202: gtg

[08:42] freshnclean411: whappmm

[08:42] shab00tyTM: wut u doin 2 nite

[08:42] freshnclean411: have no clue yet

[08:42] freshnclean411: niggas aint doin shit

[08:42] shab00tyTM: keep me in the looop, mr hard to stayin loop person

[08:43] freshnclean411: lol, no doubt. i think roland wanted to go see a movie

[08:44] shab00tyTM: tru

[08:44] shab00tyTM: i know i just wanna drink my 40oz (old english high gravity 8%) that i had since last Saturday 2night heh

[08:44] freshnclean411: damn, that joint had been preserved in its own natural flavors

[08:45] shab00tyTM: tru

[08:45] shab00tyTM: imma make it a brass monkey

[08:45] shab00tyTM: btw here’s 2 new ways to say wassup… "whats populatin" and "whats craigulating" :P

[08:48] shab00tyTM: im in "high spirits" and i aint even ‘high’ off some "spirits" get it?

[08:49] freshnclean411: lol, damn u sure there aint a gas leak in the house???

[08:49] shab00tyTM: im listening to my song.. joe -ride wit u

[08:51] shab00tyTM: want me to call up philthay phil?

[08:52] freshnclean411: yeah no doubt, might as well see whats poppin

[10:56] shab00tyTM: woot just downloaded JOE- RIDE WIT U (Feat. G-Unit)

[10:56] *** Auto-response from honeyhell420: Lay your head on my pillow

Here you can be yourself

No one has to know what you are feeling

No one but me and you

I wont tell your secrets

Your secrets are safe with me

I will keep your secrets

Just think of me as the pages in your diary~DIARY by Alicia Keys

[11:20] shab00tyTM: $

[11:20] honeyhell420: whats pimpin pimp

[11:20] *** Auto-response sent to honeyhell420: brass monkey

An alcoholic beverage consiting of beer and orange juice. [Drink the 40oz down to the top of the label then fit it back up w/ OJ, wallahh]
Pass the Brass Monkey so I can get drunk.
This is the recipe of the drink that inspired the beastie boys to write Brass Monkey. It’s a popular drink to have when your in high school. And I mean "IN" school. Teachers and faculty can’t detect the smell of alcohol over the orange juice.
MAAUAUAHAHAHAHAH PASS THAT SHIT ..WORKED 32 HOURS THIS WEEK = I DESERVE ALL 40 OUNCHEZ BIATCH

[11:20] shab00tyTM: THAT

[11:21] honeyhell420: hahahahaha they cant detect vodka and fruitopia either!!!

[11:21] shab00tyTM: U KNO FRUM EXOPERIENCE?

[11:22] honeyhell420: no of course not

[11:22] shab00tyTM: MAN THIS BEER IM DREINKING IS FUCKIN 8% alcholohl 40OZ [HIGH GRAVITY]

[11:23] shab00tyTM: THAT WILL MESSA A GIRL LIKE YU YUP

[11:23] shab00tyTM: =0

[11:23] shab00tyTM: U UP

[11:23] shab00tyTM: THAT WILL KILL UR CISTS

[11:23] honeyhell420: lol i dont have them atleast i dont think so

[11:23] shab00tyTM: =0

[11:23] honeyhell420: i dont like 40’s

[11:23] shab00tyTM: WHAT U LIKE

[11:24] honeyhell420: fruity shit like vodka with a chaser n smirnoff’s, md

[11:24] shab00tyTM: WHATS MD

[11:25] honeyhell420: madd dog

[11:25] shab00tyTM: WERD

[11:25] shab00tyTM: IM NOT DRUNK BUT TYPIN IN CAPS MAKES IT SEEM SO hahahah

[11:25] honeyhell420: lol

[11:26] shab00tyTM: I ASKD MY DAD TO GET ME A PINT OF MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP ICECREAM HE COMES BACK W/ A HALF A GALLON OF JUST "CHOCOLATE CHIP" WTF! CANT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS

[11:27] honeyhell420: lolol i have mint chip bahahahaha

[11:27] shab00tyTM: awwwww

[11:27] shab00tyTM: WTF

[11:27] shab00tyTM: WHAT BRAND

[11:27] honeyhell420: uh edys? i dunno

[11:28] shab00tyTM: NICE I L;IKE BEN AND JERRYS THEY GOT THAT SHIT W/ OREOS UP IN THE BITCH

[11:28] honeyhell420: yummmmm

[11:29] shab00tyTM: ITS LIKE PUSSY W/ MORSELS OF PANTY PUDDING UP IN IT

[11:29] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:29] honeyhell420: o god

[11:30] shab00tyTM: THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[11:30] shab00tyTM: MAN I WISH I WAS ON A BOARDWALK OF A BEACH LOUNGIN

[11:30] honeyhell420: me too

[11:31] honeyhell420: u got to try this. its freaky. u send this to ten people and then hit shift f1 your crushes name will pop up in big letters. i swear it works. no sendin back

[11:31] shab00tyTM: GAY

[11:34] honeyhell420: lol i dunno this boy told me to do it and i was like this i gotta see cuz as far as i kno i dont even have a crush

[11:34] shab00tyTM: heh

[11:34] shab00tyTM: u got a crush on me right

[11:34] honeyhell420: sure hun

[11:34] shab00tyTM: btw brass monkey’s taste like ORANGINA drinks

[11:34] shab00tyTM: :)

[11:34] honeyhell420: lol

[11:34] shab00tyTM: (:

[11:34] honeyhell420: lol

[11:36] shab00tyTM: i know i get heathers cists wet

[11:36] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:36] honeyhell420: ewwwwww

[11:36] shab00tyTM: he

[11:36] shab00tyTM: eh

[11:36] shab00tyTM: that wuz wrong eh

[11:37] honeyhell420: dunno

[11:38] shab00tyTM: i mean do the cist jokes piss ya off/ sowy

[11:38] honeyhell420: woah are u gettin soft on me since when do u care lol

[11:38] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:38] shab00tyTM: since im drunk

[11:39] honeyhell420: no i’m just worried that i ahve one but i dunno

[11:39] shab00tyTM: LOL i already took hte cap off my 40oz and im still unscrewing a open bottle

[11:39] shab00tyTM: werd

[11:39] honeyhell420: lol

[11:40] shab00tyTM: thats mad crackheadified

[11:40] shab00tyTM: yo can i leave u a voicemail..dont answer

[11:40] honeyhell420: yea i prlly have no reception anyway

[11:41] shab00tyTM: wut song is that

[11:41] shab00tyTM: in ur voicemaikl

[11:42] shab00tyTM: k check ur voicemail LOl

[11:46] honeyhell420: nina sky move ya body

[11:46] shab00tyTM: werd

[11:49] honeyhell420: yeah yeah yeah yeah

[11:59] honeyhell420: wow u r a lunch box

[12:07] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:33] shab00tyTM: [12:32] britownsya: k..well if u do u need to do it right. no slippin out…u gotta hit the gspot and if i suck u off ya gotta let me swallow..so make sure i gots plenty to swallow.

[12:33] britownsya: lmao. :-\

[12:35] shab00tyTM: [12:35] britownsya: well im not horny cuz i already took care of that but for some reason im like sayin all this dirty shit

[12:35] britownsya: i was horny earlier but i took care of that lol

[12:37] shab00tyTM: [12:36] britownsya: mhm

[12:36] britownsya: yo i watched this porn with one of my friends and it was WILD…(ur fav. word) lol

[12:36] britownsya: this one girl was so wet it was drippin down her thighs

[12:36] britownsya: i was like damn.

[01:23] sugazwet: shab00tyTM: i wanna make sweet love to u :-(

[01:23] sugazwet: u should put that in ur blog

Rick James: I’m one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherfuckers you’ve ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.

[03:28] britownsya: Tiger Woods: So long fried rice, hello fried chicken. I love you Dad!

[03:28] britownsya: lmfao

[09:22] shab00tyTM: woot i hit 1k hits finally in 3 months

[09:22] britownsya: 1k hits?

[09:22] shab00tyTM: 1000

[09:24] shab00tyTM: and yes 1000 hits on my page

[09:26] shab00tyTM: werd

[09:26] shab00tyTM: but isnt 1009 visits to my blog in 3months good

[09:27] britownsya: hell yes it is

[03:36] Fatal Image: lol

yeah I think I saw smarty’s unit on tv :(

[03:39] shahab-: LOL at your comment :P

[03:39] Fatal Image: heheh

[03:05] *** Auto-response from celstiialy: Ok, my parents have completely lost it AND joined the mob…

[02:55] shab00tyTM: w/o payin for downloads

[02:55] shab00tyTM: i used a USB data cable

[02:56] skell: yeah

[02:56] skell: i do that with bt/ir

[02:57] shab00tyTM: bluetooth eh

[02:57] skell: yep

[02:57] shab00tyTM: whats ir? infared? :;

[02:57] skell: yup

[02:58] skell: IRDA

[02:58] shab00tyTM: arent bluetooth phones mad expensive

[02:58] skell: nah

[02:58] skell: most sony ericsson phone have bt

[02:58] shab00tyTM: o werd

[02:58] shab00tyTM: like the lil camera ones?

[02:58] skell: not all

[02:59] skell: t68i, t6xx, z600, p800/900

[02:59] skell: but not like the t3xx

[02:59] skell: the cheap ones no

[02:59] skell: but the other *can* be expensive, but if you shop around or wait, it aint so bad

[02:59] shab00tyTM: i dont have your deep westcoast pockets

[03:00] skell: haha

[03:00] shab00tyTM: what u do for a livin btw

[03:00] skell: dont even get me started on that

[03:00] skell: :P

[03:00] skell: im looking to buy a house

[03:00] skell: =/

[03:00] skell: i’m getting murdered

[03:00] shab00tyTM: where u get ur funds from

[03:00] skell: i’m an IT professional at a major law firm in downtown la

[03:01] shab00tyTM: o i thought u were gonna say at roskoesandwaffles.com webmaster :)

[03:01] skell: hahahah

[03:01] skell: mmm, roscoes

[03:01] skell: :P

[03:01] shab00tyTM: heh ive never been but they had one at the soul plane terminal

[03:01] shab00tyTM: i saw that movie =)

[03:01] skell: havent been there in a while

[03:01] skell: hehe

[03:01] skell: haha

[03:01] skell: nice

[03:01] shab00tyTM: the black terminal

[03:01] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:51] shab00tyTM: i dunno yo i might have to commute but hopefully they find a spot for me on campus … [which aint guaranteed for me]

[02:51] absolutzero00: oh yeah

[02:51] absolutzero00: yeah, im in commons next yr

[02:51] shab00tyTM: tru dat i cant afford no commons ;)

[02:52] absolutzero00: its not that bad

[02:53] absolutzero00: sublease for the summer

[02:53] absolutzero00: its about the same

[02:54] shab00tyTM: aye well i rollz with da punches so hopefully they give me a button HOOK A BROTHA UP

[02:54] shab00tyTM: heh

Auto response from fRiEnDs GuRl 69: omg…could this day get any better

oh man.. 2 more hours and that will make today the best day ever.. ahh.. i’ll write aboot it in my journal later… but for now im off to a porn shop.. YAY toys for me

shab00tyTM: $$

[01:22] aehmotay: If divine intervention says so. What does he have planned?

[01:23] shab00tyTM: dunno but i dont care if u keep havin the attitude of "whats planned" shiet aint even gonna go down u just gotta get out make urself avail for things to happen to you as opposed to having mad plans :P

[01:25] aehmotay: thats cool just askin, it’s nice to be prepared

[01:25] shab00tyTM: prepare to drink or be my dd j/k

[01:26] aehmotay: hmmm.

[01:44] shab00tyTM: imma go watch stern then go to sleep

[01:44] shab00tyTM: cya

[01:45] aehmotay: always gotta have that stern aight peace

[01:45] shab00tyTM: werd

[12:39] *** Auto-response from jigga32329: i met george michael tonight. no, not the singer.

SlippnFall: m hm

shab00tyTM: i like their single just like u

shab00tyTM: any other songs that id like off their album?

SlippnFall: i hate everything about you.

shab00tyTM: is that an unreleased track?

SlippnFall: nope.

shab00tyTM: o u were serious?

shab00tyTM: i thought it was a joke that u hate me :-)

SlippnFall: yeah

shab00tyTM: doesnt the lead singer look like a young mel gibson

SlippnFall: meh

shab00tyTM: lol

[11:32] seldy: not really, but i know you’re gonna tell me anyway

[11:32] shab00tyTM: [11:04] shab00tyTM: ya love it ;)

[11:04] raineyp00: yes i do and i miss you

[11:04] shab00tyTM: aw

[11:05] raineyp00: aww ;)

[11:06] shab00tyTM: how long ya been back

[11:07] raineyp00: 2 weeks

[11:12] shab00tyTM: so u holla at any guys in tx?

[11:12] raineyp00: lol nope

[11:22] shab00tyTM: so how many doods u holla at since me? :P

[11:22] raineyp00: haha

[11:22] raineyp00: non

[11:22] shab00tyTM: heh oh/

[11:22] raineyp00: yeah you were the best no one could compare

[11:22] shab00tyTM: lo

[11:22] shab00tyTM: i jaded u? sike

[11:22] raineyp00: yurp

[11:23] shab00tyTM: yea well i havent gotton dome that good since ya

[11:23] raineyp00: hahaha

[11:37] shab00tyTM: *brushes shoulder off*

The language of film and video is extremely hard to follow, and is allot like speaking jive. Here are a few terms that might help you survive on a movie set:

thats kinda nice if u work a 20 hour day u get paid 4 days and 16 hours worth :)

[01:05] hage: omg i should have known that

[01:05] hage: because when i talk shit to people in subspace i tell them ill send them an autographed 8×10 glossy =(

[01:05] shahab-: agreed wtf :)

[10:39] 0danyel0: hey

[10:39] shab00tyTM: what ya up 2

[10:40] 0danyel0: lookin for shit for my car

[10:40] shab00tyTM: like what in particular\

[10:40] 0danyel0: body kit and rims

[10:40] shab00tyTM: this aint a cell phone… those kind of shizzles can be expensive :)

[10:40] 0danyel0: i know

[10:42] shab00tyTM: werd

[10:42] shab00tyTM: so uhh when we gonna chill

[10:43] 0danyel0: i dunno

[10:43] shab00tyTM: is i dunno a way to make the ‘never’ into two words :P

[10:44] 0danyel0: hsah no

[10:44] 0danyel0: im sooo busy

[02:57] yasuckndatsad: hey

[02:57] shab00tyTM: long tiem girl

[02:57] yasuckndatsad: can me and my friend call you

[02:57] shab00tyTM: whos ur friend

[02:57] yasuckndatsad: shes really hot

[02:57] yasuckndatsad: trish

[02:57] shab00tyTM: trish the girl in Washington?

[02:58] yasuckndatsad: yeah

[02:58] shab00tyTM: sure call mah cell

[02:59] yasuckndatsad: dont tell her i talked about you

[02:59] yasuckndatsad: be funny

[03:00] shab00tyTM: lol

[03:00] shab00tyTM: ok

[03:01] yasuckndatsad: be really funny

[03:01] yasuckndatsad: be really funny and be really nice to me

[03:02] yasuckndatsad: and tell her we met b4

[03:06] yasuckndatsad: im going to tell her a story about a time when we hung out

[03:06] shab00tyTM: k

[03:13] yasuckndatsad: shut the fuck up

[03:13] yasuckndatsad: omg im never going to talk to you again

[03:14] shab00tyTM: k

[03:14] yasuckndatsad: im seriose

[03:29] yasuckndatsad: shut up

[01:29] Shilove541: hey

[01:31] shab00tyTM: whats crackalatin

[01:32] Shilove541: not much chillin with my new friend lol you?

[01:32] shab00tyTM: whos ur new friend

[01:32] shab00tyTM: vibrator?

[01:33] Shilove541: lmao

[01:33] Shilove541: nah a guy i knew in school who comes to roys alot

[01:34] shab00tyTM: werd

[01:39] Shilove541: yeah

[01:39] Shilove541: well light skinned

[01:39] Shilove541: http://edited out .jpg

[01:45] Shilove541: did yah peep it?

[01:45] shab00tyTM: do i have to? :)

[01:45] Shilove541: no lol

[01:47] shab00tyTM: well i wont den i dont wanna see what guys boning u ;)

[01:47] Shilove541: LMAO

[01:47] Shilove541: how rude

[01:47] Shilove541: funny…but rude…i dont bone lol and it was only once so far lmao

[01:48] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:55] Shilove541: oh I didnt tell you about my van..why was it leaking maddd gas all over the place n on my muffler for three days n we didnt know, i could have blown up at any time!!!!!

[01:56] shab00tyTM: damn