http://www.fahrenheit911.com/trailer
http://www.fahrenheit911.com/trailer
http://www.fahrenheit911.com/trailer
EVERYONE GO OUT AND SUPPORT THIS FILM…go out this first weekend and see it and help it get big box office numbers… it’s a movie that will open eyes and raise ears and hopefully get fucking bush out of office… check out this Howard Stern show (fri june 25 recap):
The most important man in America came in today: Michael Moore.
Everyone gave him a standing ovation for his film Fahrenheit 9/11. Howard told Moore how great he is to speak up and bring a movie like this to the people. Howard said there is nothing more important than getting Bush out of office and this movie goes a long way in helping that along. Howard told Moore that the movie is brilliant and so important, that he wants to help promote the movie by offering a Scores party to people who prove they saw it by sending us in ticket stubs. Gary wasn’t sure of the legality of that, but Howard is going to investigate and put together a promotion along those lines. Moore said he was so honored by the praise Howard and the show has been giving him and says he’s a big fan. He said he knew the minute Howard shifted gears and started questioning Bush about the war and going against him that the Bush administration was going to come down on him hard, and he wasn’t surprised that practically a week later Clear Channel, owned by Bush buddy Tom Hicks, threw him off their stations.
Moore talked about how from the very beginning, Republican’s and their friends have been trying to stop this movie from being made. Moore had a contract for financial backing for the movie, and the Republicans put pressure on the guy to pull out, and he did. But then Miramax (a Disney company) came in and financed the movie, but Disney later said they wouldn’t distribute it. Moore revealed for the first time that Disney has ties to the Saudi Royal family. He actually had revealed this information before, but he said the networks kept editing these comments out. So here they are for the first time. According to Moore, in 1994 the Saudi Royal family wrote a $360 million check to Michael Eisner to bail out the failing Euro Disney. Eisner and the Saudi’s hooked up through the Carlyle Group, which counts the Saudi Royal family, some of the Bin Laden family, and George H. an George W. Bush on their board. Howard ad Moore talked about all the interesting facts and connections the movie reveals, but you should really see it for yourself. Go to www.F911tix.com to buy tickets to the film.
~~~~~on to less serious topics:
honest to god my my dream (i had earlier): i was visitin iran…i was at a store..ashton [kutcher] shows up there w/ my mom apparently he’s dating MY MOM.. i go whatever i heard about your baby w/ demi and i told him "i got his back"…i give him dap etc then the store clerk kinda gives him a shout out then ashton sees an off the shelf item behind the counter and says yo cna i see that… it’s def a glass bong lol and then the clerk hands it to him and he’s like testing it out.. taking a fake hit from it etc lol…
[11:21] seskychik2k4: lol nice
Troy’s Top 10 Celebrity Nip-Slips
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/170796
[10:20] kbizzle42: holler
[10:20] kbizzle42: check this shit out
[10:20] shab00tyTM: wah
[10:20] kbizzle42: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/thisistrippy.htm
[10:20] kbizzle42: if i was shroomin and i saw that shit, id flip out
[10:22] shab00tyTM: tru ill peep it in a sec
[01:44] shab00tyTM: that is trippy like shit haha
[01:22] shab00tyTM:
http://forums.n-sider.com/hangman.php Super Mario hang-man
[01:26] shab00tyTM:
http://www.vibrators-faq.com/ Faq about vibrators
[01:28] shab00tyTM:
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com Funny ass homemade sex toys for guys (funny yet they are real lol)
[01:31] shab00tyTM:
http://www.car-sex-positions.com Uhh Sex positions for the car ;) Wax on wax off
[01:32] shab00tyTM:
http://www.sex-bracelets.com/color.shtml Who else rocks the sex bracelets? here is the color key!
[01:33] shab00tyTM:
http://www.sex-bracelets.com/sex-games.htm here’s the diff sex games related to ‘em :P
[01:35] shab00tyTM:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5279738 Barry Bonds implicated for the goood ol’ roids usage?
[11:25] bassforbreakfast: how is stuff and whatnot?
[11:26] shab00tyTM: good i dont have a lot on my plate yet but im def setting the silver ware and napkins down (: brb gonna get ready for work
HOLLA2 KELS!!! XOXO
p.s.
being linked from/sites referring to me:
Tara’s Site- Bringing you the best of the worst! (thanks Tara)
:: Southern Gothic :: A really random gothic blog lol
and of course the great:
http://www.sxxxy.org News for pervs
COOLIES THANKS PEEPZ
p.p.s.
check this out:
a cache of blog .hot or not’s HOT Blogs
(The highest rated blogs in these keywords:)…
and my blog is ranked #3 for the keyword: Drinking
how cool is that? (:
p.p.p.s.
some guy in Hong Kong (using HK’s google) found my blog by searching for: (just go and see for yourself) very random lol but funny to me at least
search-hl=zh-TW&ie=UTF-8&q=GO AND SEE FOR YOURSELF :) my site’s the third result down
peace
-sha-
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Of course she has
Maybe it’s just me, but I found the following little story in my local newspaper hilarious. If only I could write satire like this.
British pole dancer Donna Cleeve has been forced to quit her job because she’s allergic to the metal pole. The 20-year-old from Portsmouth developed a red rash after each show before she realised nickel used in the poles was to blame. “It’s hard to look sexy when your legs and body are inflamed. I tried to ignore it, but in the end it wasn’t worth the pain,†she told London’s Sun. She’s now given up her dancing and taken a job in sales.
(maxbarry.com)
—————
random story about whitechicks movie reel as a projectionist lol
howard stern daily show wrapup
[09:14] shahab-: LA Laker Shaquille O’Neal dissed VA rapper Skillz on a recent mixtape.
“I don’t care how “mad” your “skillz” is you can’t serve me/You don’t like
these, take off my throwback jersey,” Shaq rapped. Skillz said he can’t
figure out why O’Neal was targeting him, but said he would reply next
week. “Him going at me is like me coming down the lane at him,” Skillz
told AllHipHop.com.
[09:37] Fatal Image: BEEF!!!
[09:27] shahab-: Skillz has replied to an alleged dis on a mixtape from basketball star/
rapper Shaquille O’Neal. “The Champs Is Here,” incorporates Ben Wallace
of NBA World Champion Detroit Pistons. “When you see me you have nothing to
say/treat me like your lazy eye & start going the other way” Skillz
rhymes. “You throw a dart at me, I throw a harpoon at you,” Skillz told
AllHipHop.com. “I don’t go looking for beef, this one was brought to
me…this ain’t even exercise to be honest with you.”
For the full story log on: here
[09:41] shahab-: lol at this guy i found on a forum helping me (laugh at the last thing he said)
[09:41] shahab-: [11:52] shahab *2k4*: whats a good b router thats cheap
[11:53] Janeiro: I’m satify with my Linksys since its from SISCO, the leader in professionnal router
[11:59] shahab *2k4*: k thx gtg ttyl ;)
[12:01] Janeiro: I’m sorry since I’m french I can understand only basic english so I don’t understand ‘k thx gtg tty’
[10:31] Fatal Image: tell em thats basic INTERNET ya damn newbie :)
[10:36] shahab-: btw i originally got the netgear from bestbuy w/ a 20 dollar rebate… went to compusa to get the airport card and noticed the same sucker w/ the 20manufacturing rebate + an additional 20 dollar compusa rebate… i bought the same thing at compusa then went and returnd the bestbuy one to get my money
[05:56] Fatal Image: Soldier on a long tour in the desert goes up to his commanding officer and says “I ‘m going nuts, I need sex now or I will crack up”. The officer says “I completely understand. Thats why we keep a camel in the stables there”. The soldier was shocked at first, but thanked the officer and went out. Five minutes later he came back in and said “Thanks, I really needed that”. The offcier looked puzzled and said “how did you get to town and back in that short time?”
Soldier shows up for his first day of duty in the desert. His CO is showing him around the camp, pointing out the barracks, the latrines, the mess tent, etc. The soldier sees a barrel with a hole in the side sitting in the middle of the camp and asks, “What’s that barrel for?”
The CO says “Well you can stick your dick in that hole and get yourself a free blow job any day but tuesday.”
“Why not tuesday.”
“Tuesday’s your day in the barrel.”
[11:17] Dale: if the patriots r SOOO smart then why did one of them leave their super bowl rings in the bathroom when he was washing his hands and then forgot it and when he came back it was gone.
[01:54] Fatal Image: you hear one of olsen twins has anorexia
[03:30] shahab-: the hot one? (but na i aint hear that)
[03:31] Fatal Image: READ “you hear one of olsen twins has anorexia?” story
SHORT AND SWEET BABY
holla
sha
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POST #200 …CONGRATS TO ME
HAPPY FATHERS DAY,

IMMA BE IN BK.NY FO DA WEEKEND HOLLA :)

SHOULD BE GETTIN A NEW LAPTOP TOO IN THE PROCESS,

wished I could go to:
The
Comedy Cellar to see Collin Quinn and Jim Norton but I was told to "put it as a long term goal" lol meaning not this time around :/

<<—yes Chappell used to be a regular there
..man and I wanna go to NoBu
again, that place is my fav restaurant ever!
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convo + cool links time:
Brass Monkey, that funky monkey
http://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brass+monkey
That’s a guy?
http://files.frashii.com/~lisa/gallery-harisu.htm
[10:25] Blacky: wooo… is it true? lol
[10:09] shahab-: yo sup im reading the annierichards thing ..so that was a guy?
[10:30] Blacky: yeah LoL…
[10:10] brittany: sexy boy
[10:10] brittany: :-P lol
[10:10] shahab *2k4*: $
[10:10] shahab *2k4*: is that a guy?
[10:12] brittany: umm
[10:12] brittany: that looks like a girl
[10:12] brittany: lol
[10:12] shahab *2k4*: read the bio
[10:12] shahab *2k4*: iuts a guy
[10:12] brittany: wtf..nuh uh
[10:12] brittany: lmfao
[10:12] shahab *2k4*: lol
[10:12] brittany: hes sexy..as a girl
[10:13] shahab *2k4*: tru
[10:16] brittany: wish my boobs were that big
[10:16] brittany: damnit
[10:16] shahab *2k4*: lol get implants
[10:09] shahab-: this is a guy ?
[10:14] Fatal Image: so they say anyway.. not bad looking at all..
[10:14] shahab-: werd
[10:13] shab00tyTM: wana see somethin thats a transexual! as in was a guy!
[10:13] sugazwet: hes beautiful lol
[10:14] shab00tyTM: lol
[10:14] sugazwet: wait..so it WAS a guy?
[10:14] shab00tyTM: yea
[10:14] sugazwet: howd he get hips
[10:14] shab00tyTM: prolly callogen ?
[10:14] sugazwet: is that possible
[10:14] shab00tyTM: i gues
[10:15] sugazwet: do you think hes hott
[10:15] shab00tyTM: yea
[10:15] sugazwet: hahaha
[10:15] shab00tyTM: heh
[10:15] sugazwet: i cant believe u said that
[10:15] shab00tyTM: no i wouldnt say HOT
[10:15] sugazwet: well u did
[10:15] shab00tyTM: i would say
[10:15] shab00tyTM: not bad looking at all..
[10:18] sugazwet: thats so sick..if you were to ever get boobs..
[10:18] shab00tyTM: tru =p
[10:18] sugazwet: i wouldnt be your friend
[10:19] shab00tyTM: lol well im never gonna have boobies
[10:04] Fatal Image: not much.. still keepin it gully
[10:05] shahab-: ha this video/commercial is hot
http://194.29.64.17/thecog/movie.html
[10:05] Fatal Image: ahh thats old but good
[10:05] shahab-: tru
[09:39] Blacky: wat is it? i dont want to dl stuff from online
[09:42] shahab-: its a tight vid
[09:43] Blacky: what is it?
[09:43] Blacky: i dont want to see u naked.. LoL!
[09:44] shahab-: its a honda commercial
[09:44] Blacky: oh i probably watched it
[09:45] shahab-: werd
[09:45] shahab-: its the cog one
[12:53] *** Auto-response sent to yasuckndatsad: brass monkey
An alcoholic beverage consisting of beer and orange juice. [Drink the 40oz down to the top of the label then fit it back up w/ OJ, wallahh]
Pass the Brass Monkey so I can get drunk.
This is the recipe of the drink that inspired the beastie boys to write Brass Monkey. It’s a popular drink to have when your in high school. And I mean "IN" school. Teachers and faculty can’t detect the smell of alcohol over the orange juice.
MAAUAUAHAHAHAHAH PASS THAT SHIT ..WORKED 40 HOURS THIS WEEK = I DESERVE ALL 40 OUNCHEZ BIATCH
This convo gets kinda explicit:
[12:19] opoonie: yooo
[12:19] shab00tyTM: eqwes
[12:19] shab00tyTM: werd
[12:19] opoonie: lol….
[12:19] shab00tyTM: geheh
[12:19] shab00tyTM: whh
[12:19] opoonie: so tired
[12:19] shab00tyTM: hi
[12:19] opoonie: can i see you on cam///!!!!!
[12:19] shab00tyTM: so druk
[12:19] shab00tyTM: n
[12:20] opoonie: just you, and your dick
[12:20] shab00tyTM: na cause id have to reboot to get it to worrok
[12:20] shab00tyTM: =p
[12:20] opoonie: not your dick
[12:20] shab00tyTM: $
[12:20] opoonie: lol….
[12:20] opoonie: damn it
[12:20] opoonie: not fuunnn
[12:20] shab00tyTM: $$$$$
[12:20] opoonie: noooottt fun
[12:21] opoonie: hungry
[12:21] shab00tyTM: heh
[12:21] shab00tyTM: eat a dick
[12:23] opoonie: lol..it’s not i can have the dick in my stomach
[12:25] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$
[12:25] shab00tyTM: why not
[12:25] shab00tyTM: u can have the cum there
[12:25] opoonie: yea true, but that’s not full
[12:26] shab00tyTM: it will be when u come down ur throat
[12:28] shab00tyTM: [12:27] shab00tyTM: heh
[12:27] britownsya: lmao
[12:27] britownsya: shawn. u can fill me up.
[12:27] britownsya: aha :-x
[12:27] shab00tyTM: aw really
[12:27] shab00tyTM: LOL
[12:27] britownsya: lol
[12:27] shab00tyTM: till ur stomach has to be pumped?
[12:27] britownsya: fa sho
[12:27] shab00tyTM: nice
[12:28] shab00tyTM: [12:28] britownsya: it’ll need to be pumped as many times as ill make u cum in one night
[12:28] britownsya: hah. ;)
[12:30] opoonie: awwww
[12:30] opoonie: what a nice girl
[12:30] shab00tyTM: lol
[12:30] shab00tyTM: tru
[12:30] opoonie: I bet you dick her
[12:30] shab00tyTM: werd
[12:43] opoonie: sha, this guy called me a sandnigger
[12:43] shab00tyTM: lol
[12:44] opoonie: don’t laugh, he’s mean
[12:45] opoonie: i hate people are ignorant like him
[12:45] shab00tyTM: agreed
[12:45] opoonie: ask for sex, if i say no, don’t be ignorant about it
[12:46] shab00tyTM: =p
[12:46] opoonie: what u doing?
[12:46] opoonie: still playing with your balls?
[12:46] shab00tyTM: on phone
[12:46] opoonie: ooh ok..tell me when you’re done!!! ;;)
[12:47] shab00tyTM: aight
[11:54] opoonie: shaaaaaaaaaaaa, you called me?
[11:55] shab00tyTM: yah
[11:55] shab00tyTM: wuz it funny
[11:55] opoonie: i was washing my face
[11:55] shab00tyTM: o
[11:55] opoonie: yes, I thought u are drunk
[11:55] opoonie: are you?
[11:55] shab00tyTM: ya
[11:55] opoonie: LOl..sounded like it
[11:56] shab00tyTM: lo
[11:56] opoonie: i can’t hear some part of what u were saying
[11:57] shab00tyTM: o sowy
[11:57] opoonie: haha it’s all good
[11:57] shab00tyTM: heh
[11:57] opoonie: it’s all oud
[11:58] opoonie: it’s all loud at the background
[11:58] shab00tyTM: tru
[11:59] opoonie: i thought were out somewhere
[11:59] shab00tyTM: =p
[11:59] shab00tyTM: i wuz but not no more sike
[12:00] opoonie: lol..what u doing home alone?
[12:00] shab00tyTM: playin w/ my balls
[12:01] opoonie: lol…..um….watching porno?
[12:02] shab00tyTM: na
[12:02] opoonie: just playing with your balls…just like that?
[12:02] shab00tyTM: LOL
[12:02] shab00tyTM: ya
[12:03] opoonie: lol…horny or nothing?
[12:06] shab00tyTM: na
[12:07] opoonie: um…ok, i never heard a guy is playing with their balls but no horny
[12:07] shab00tyTM: $$
[12:10] opoonie: good job, i’m very proud o/u
[12:11] shab00tyTM: $
[12:11] opoonie: what else are you doing except playing with your balls
[12:12] shab00tyTM: playin w/ ur pussy
[12:12] shab00tyTM: and ur mind
[12:13] opoonie: lol….
[12:13] opoonie: yeah, you’re damn right you’re playing with my mind
[12:13] shab00tyTM: $$$$$
[12:16] opoonie: so hungryu
[12:17] opoonie: do u have yahoo sha?
[12:17] shab00tyTM: ya
[12:17] shab00tyTM: why
[12:17] opoonie: b/c i have it too
wow she’s bitchy:
[11:51] playboyqt11: y the hell would u leave a message like that
[11:52] shab00tyTM: LOL
[11:52] shab00tyTM: like wat
[11:52] playboyqt11: yd u sound like that
[11:52] shab00tyTM: im drunk
[11:52] playboyqt11: calling me all stuck up
[11:56] shab00tyTM: LOL sorry
[11:56] shab00tyTM: im drunk
[11:57] playboyqt11: i had neuff wid drunkpeople tonight
[11:57] playboyqt11: brb
[11:57] shab00tyTM: k
[11:39] shab00tyTM: how r u
[11:39] shab00tyTM: LOL i already took hte cap off my 40oz and i caught myself still unscrewing an open bottle
[11:39] glittergurl112: lol are yoo serious
[11:39] shab00tyTM: yea
[11:39] shab00tyTM: thats mad crackheadified
[11:40] glittergurl112: WAt..lol
[11:40] shab00tyTM: LOL
[12:27] shab00tyTM: r u havin phone sx
[12:27] shab00tyTM: sex
[12:27] glittergurl112: no
[12:27] glittergurl112: lol
[12:27] shab00tyTM: thats what i heard from ur friend
[12:40] glittergurl112: nah man..hes sittin here tellin me to moan so he can jerk off
[12:40] shab00tyTM: lol
[12:40] shab00tyTM: go ahead
[12:40] shab00tyTM: do it
[12:41] glittergurl112: wtf..thats weird as shit
[12:41] shab00tyTM: =p
[09:04] lizzie8202: yoooo
[09:05] lizzie8202: i see i see u aint gna answer me
[09:05] lizzie8202: biatch
[09:05] shab00tyTM: on phone edited voicemail
[09:06] lizzie8202: wha?
[09:06] lizzie8202: on confuuuuused
[09:06] lizzie8202: im*
[09:06] shab00tyTM: i was changing my voicemail message greeting
[09:06] lizzie8202: oh okay
[09:06] lizzie8202: how are youu
[09:07] shab00tyTM: heh i just changed my open greeting for my voicemail the one that goes EH YOOO U REACHD DA BIG SHABOOTY MAN LEAVE A VOICEMAIL OR TWO AND ILL GETG BACK AT U ONE =p that sounded unprofessional lol
[09:07] shab00tyTM: good
[09:07] shab00tyTM: u
[09:07] lizzie8202: haha
[09:08] lizzie8202: fyme
[09:08] shab00tyTM: but i kept the stern one for nighttime =P
[09:08] lizzie8202: fine
[09:08] shab00tyTM: werd
[09:08] lizzie8202: lol
[09:08] lizzie8202: wat u do today
[09:08] shab00tyTM: workd
[09:09] lizzie8202: suxxxx
[09:09] lizzie8202: u talked to kelsey?
[09:09] lizzie8202: i havent today
[09:09] lizzie8202: she wasnt at school
[09:09] shab00tyTM: really? i talkd to her last night thats it
[09:09] shab00tyTM: i got an instant message while i was recording this one heh but i kept it (the DING) sound made me sound important like som1 was hoillarin
[09:10] lizzie8202: haha
[09:11] lizzie8202: i think im gna call kels
[09:11] lizzie8202: soon
[09:11] lizzie8202: cuz i needa talk to tht biatch
[09:11] lizzie8202: jk
[09:12] shab00tyTM: dotn talk to mah biatch liek dat
[09:12] lizzie8202: :P
[09:13] lizzie8202: gtg
[09:13] lizzie8202: bye
[08:42] shab00tyTM: sup
[08:42] freshnclean411: whappmm
[08:42] shab00tyTM: wut u doin 2 nite
[08:42] freshnclean411: have no clue yet
[08:42] freshnclean411: niggas aint doin shit
[08:42] shab00tyTM: keep me in the looop, mr hard to stayin loop person
[08:43] freshnclean411: lol, no doubt. i think roland wanted to go see a movie
[08:44] shab00tyTM: tru
[08:44] shab00tyTM: i know i just wanna drink my 40oz (old english high gravity 8%) that i had since last Saturday 2night heh
[08:44] freshnclean411: damn, that joint had been preserved in its own natural flavors
[08:45] shab00tyTM: tru
[08:45] shab00tyTM: imma make it a brass monkey
[08:45] shab00tyTM: btw here’s 2 new ways to say wassup… "whats populatin" and "whats craigulating" :P
[08:48] shab00tyTM: im in "high spirits" and i aint even ‘high’ off some "spirits" get it?
[08:49] freshnclean411: lol, damn u sure there aint a gas leak in the house???
[08:49] shab00tyTM: im listening to my song.. joe -ride wit u
[08:51] shab00tyTM: want me to call up philthay phil?
[08:52] freshnclean411: yeah no doubt, might as well see whats poppin
[08:41] shab00tyTM: Away Message:
stern sleep soemthin somethin somethin i get weeded, my daughter scribbled all over this away msg, you can’t read it
..
try this for fun: get drunk (u dont even have to get drunk but after u are tipsy hit CAPS LOCK on and then talk like a drunk, and make fun of some1′s deficiencies …in the following case, this girl’s cysts on her uterus):
[10:36] honeyhell420: i knooooooooooo!!! i get to sleep
[10:56] shab00tyTM: woot just downloaded JOE- RIDE WIT U (Feat. G-Unit)
[10:56] *** Auto-response from honeyhell420: Lay your head on my pillow
Here you can be yourself
No one has to know what you are feeling
No one but me and you
I wont tell your secrets
Your secrets are safe with me
I will keep your secrets
Just think of me as the pages in your diary~DIARY by Alicia Keys
[11:20] shab00tyTM: $
[11:20] honeyhell420: whats pimpin pimp
[11:20] *** Auto-response sent to honeyhell420: brass monkey
An alcoholic beverage consiting of beer and orange juice. [Drink the 40oz down to the top of the label then fit it back up w/ OJ, wallahh]
Pass the Brass Monkey so I can get drunk.
This is the recipe of the drink that inspired the beastie boys to write Brass Monkey. It’s a popular drink to have when your in high school. And I mean "IN" school. Teachers and faculty can’t detect the smell of alcohol over the orange juice.
MAAUAUAHAHAHAHAH PASS THAT SHIT ..WORKED 32 HOURS THIS WEEK = I DESERVE ALL 40 OUNCHEZ BIATCH
[11:20] shab00tyTM: THAT
[11:21] honeyhell420: hahahahaha they cant detect vodka and fruitopia either!!!
[11:21] shab00tyTM: U KNO FRUM EXOPERIENCE?
[11:22] honeyhell420: no of course not
[11:22] shab00tyTM: MAN THIS BEER IM DREINKING IS FUCKIN 8% alcholohl 40OZ [HIGH GRAVITY]
[11:23] shab00tyTM: THAT WILL MESSA A GIRL LIKE YU YUP
[11:23] shab00tyTM: =0
[11:23] shab00tyTM: U UP
[11:23] shab00tyTM: THAT WILL KILL UR CISTS
[11:23] honeyhell420: lol i dont have them atleast i dont think so
[11:23] shab00tyTM: =0
[11:23] honeyhell420: i dont like 40′s
[11:23] shab00tyTM: WHAT U LIKE
[11:24] honeyhell420: fruity shit like vodka with a chaser n smirnoff’s, md
[11:24] shab00tyTM: WHATS MD
[11:25] honeyhell420: madd dog
[11:25] shab00tyTM: WERD
[11:25] shab00tyTM: IM NOT DRUNK BUT TYPIN IN CAPS MAKES IT SEEM SO hahahah
[11:25] honeyhell420: lol
[11:26] shab00tyTM: I ASKD MY DAD TO GET ME A PINT OF MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP ICECREAM HE COMES BACK W/ A HALF A GALLON OF JUST "CHOCOLATE CHIP" WTF! CANT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS
[11:27] honeyhell420: lolol i have mint chip bahahahaha
[11:27] shab00tyTM: awwwww
[11:27] shab00tyTM: WTF
[11:27] shab00tyTM: WHAT BRAND
[11:27] honeyhell420: uh edys? i dunno
[11:28] shab00tyTM: NICE I L;IKE BEN AND JERRYS THEY GOT THAT SHIT W/ OREOS UP IN THE BITCH
[11:28] honeyhell420: yummmmm
[11:29] shab00tyTM: ITS LIKE PUSSY W/ MORSELS OF PANTY PUDDING UP IN IT
[11:29] shab00tyTM: lol
[11:29] honeyhell420: o god
[11:30] shab00tyTM: THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
[11:30] shab00tyTM: MAN I WISH I WAS ON A BOARDWALK OF A BEACH LOUNGIN
[11:30] honeyhell420: me too
[11:31] honeyhell420: u got to try this. its freaky. u send this to ten people and then hit shift f1 your crushes name will pop up in big letters. i swear it works. no sendin back
[11:31] shab00tyTM: GAY
[11:34] honeyhell420: lol i dunno this boy told me to do it and i was like this i gotta see cuz as far as i kno i dont even have a crush
[11:34] shab00tyTM: heh
[11:34] shab00tyTM: u got a crush on me right
[11:34] honeyhell420: sure hun
[11:34] shab00tyTM: btw brass monkey’s taste like ORANGINA drinks
[11:34] shab00tyTM: :)
[11:34] honeyhell420: lol
[11:34] shab00tyTM: (:
[11:34] honeyhell420: lol
[11:36] shab00tyTM: i know i get heathers cists wet
[11:36] shab00tyTM: LOL
[11:36] honeyhell420: ewwwwww
[11:36] shab00tyTM: he
[11:36] shab00tyTM: eh
[11:36] shab00tyTM: that wuz wrong eh
[11:37] honeyhell420: dunno
[11:38] shab00tyTM: i mean do the cist jokes piss ya off/ sowy
[11:38] honeyhell420: woah are u gettin soft on me since when do u care lol
[11:38] shab00tyTM: LOL
[11:38] shab00tyTM: since im drunk
[11:39] honeyhell420: no i’m just worried that i ahve one but i dunno
[11:39] shab00tyTM: LOL i already took hte cap off my 40oz and im still unscrewing a open bottle
[11:39] shab00tyTM: werd
[11:39] honeyhell420: lol
[11:40] shab00tyTM: thats mad crackheadified
[11:40] shab00tyTM: yo can i leave u a voicemail..dont answer
[11:40] honeyhell420: yea i prlly have no reception anyway
[11:41] shab00tyTM: wut song is that
[11:41] shab00tyTM: in ur voicemaikl
[11:42] shab00tyTM: k check ur voicemail LOl
[11:46] honeyhell420: nina sky move ya body
[11:46] shab00tyTM: werd
[11:49] honeyhell420: yeah yeah yeah yeah
[11:59] honeyhell420: wow u r a lunch box
[12:07] shab00tyTM: lol
[12:33] shab00tyTM: [12:32] britownsya: k..well if u do u need to do it right. no slippin out…u gotta hit the gspot and if i suck u off ya gotta let me swallow..so make sure i gots plenty to swallow.
[12:33] britownsya: lmao. :-\
[12:35] shab00tyTM: [12:35] britownsya: well im not horny cuz i already took care of that but for some reason im like sayin all this dirty shit
[12:35] britownsya: i was horny earlier but i took care of that lol
[12:37] shab00tyTM: [12:36] britownsya: mhm
[12:36] britownsya: yo i watched this porn with one of my friends and it was WILD…(ur fav. word) lol
[12:36] britownsya: this one girl was so wet it was drippin down her thighs
[12:36] britownsya: i was like damn.
[01:23] sugazwet: shab00tyTM: i wanna make sweet love to u :-(
[01:23] sugazwet: u should put that in ur blog
[03:28] britownsya:
Rick James: I’m one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherfuckers you’ve ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.
[03:28] britownsya: Tiger Woods: So long fried rice, hello fried chicken. I love you Dad!
[03:28] britownsya: lmfao
[09:06] shab00tyTM: $
[09:22] shab00tyTM: woot i hit 1k hits finally in 3 months
[09:22] britownsya: 1k hits?
[09:22] shab00tyTM: 1000
[09:24] shab00tyTM: and yes 1000 hits on my page
[09:26] shab00tyTM: werd
[09:26] shab00tyTM: but isnt 1009 visits to my blog in 3months good
[09:27] britownsya: hell yes it is
[09:27] shab00tyTM: =p
BYE BYE FOR NOW, MAH PEOPLES
-sha-
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lol i just rememberd brad pitt was in my dream ..i think he was my “second cousin” in the dream lol we wuz just chillin at a fam get together
and i had a dream where i accidently diald the wrong number callin my ex- and i didnt even realize i was talkin to her till half way thru the convo then i was like uhh yea then i guess ill talk to ya later BYES ;p
TODAY’S DREAMS:
ok i was in my old neighborhood and i was hungry..i see the strip of townhouses all look diff..
like they all commercial stores ..i see loaves of bread in front of some, in fact, i go to my old house , open the door, walk in, and i see it’s been turned into a make-shift SUBWAY
lol
but the weird part was the menus on the wall,
they were in some sort of a latin/spanish…i was confused
I just ordered a hot ruben which wasnt even on the menu ;P
but they still made it $ [no jerrod of subway in sight]
ok part2
im driving around with Kanye West (i was in the passenger seat) ..he says he’s glad that Larry King died today –I guess when he was on his larry king live show, larry was being a dick to kanye or somethin and kayne was happy the old foogie died (p.s. he’s still alive in real life-barely) :P
part3
I was at a summer camp with eminem ..he hanging with a group of people,
a chick goes up to me and asks where’s eminem .. and I point over to where he is, and he’s kinda shy …so ne ways, them two is spitting game at each other , then I blow up the short chick’s spot and I yell, “hey that chick looks shorter then ur daughter Haille” LOL and the groupie chick got all embarrised =)
p.s. i got bitches that sell blow, blow dick, and suck they own tits
$$$
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I’ve been long over due for an update… it’s hard with work and all… and I hate half-assed updates, yet I don’t wanna spend a couple hours at the moment on a leet update that you’re used to! what to do? :P half-assed for now:
word is [07:50] Fatal Image: hmmnot too impressed with tical 0 :(
so method man’s new album is wack :p
—-
simply imma just post some of my random ass away messages as of late:
If you havin woman problems
I feel bad for you dun
I got 99 problems
But a gaping cunt aint one
(:
—
song of the day: JUST LIKE YOU [3daysgrace]
movie of the day (havent seen yet just the
trailer]: fahrenheit911
people of the day: [raine (mademyday), kelsey(deadringerforlindsaylohanlol), caitlin (illhitupnbc2morrowthx0rz), henry (f.u.thenfornottakingmygmailinvite), heather (u.r.c00newfavpersonthatworksattarget), jon($$), skizzel (myfavoriteIT. professionalthatworks. indowntownLAand. myfavpersontogoto. roscoeswithwhenimoutthere]
to end i just wanna say: IM NO “ACHILLES’ OF TROY,” BUT I’VE BEEN KNOWN TO PACK A TROJAN OR TWO (:
—
most recently: i feel like the midget on the mtv movie awards right now ….
trapped in a podium, only to hand up trophies to the undeserving (:
—–
i dont really get this flash video but it’s hosted on ebaumsworld so i guess it’s funny by default
[03:28] shahab-: the blog udpate today is short and sweet
[03:36] Fatal Image: lol
yeah I think I saw smarty’s unit on tv :(
[03:39] shahab-: LOL at your comment :P
[03:39] Fatal Image: heheh
[03:39] shahab-: yea that horse hair was re-pube-lican ;)
[03:05] shab00tyTM: whats wrong? i wish my dad wuz like ok we bout to go get u a new ride son ..that’s not the worst thing som1 can say to ya =p
[03:05] *** Auto-response from celstiialy: Ok, my parents have completely lost it AND joined the mob…
Dad: "Morning honey, what are your plans for the day?"
Me: "I had tentative lunch plans but other than that not much, whats up?"
Dad: "We have to go car shopping for you"
Me: "WHAT?"
Dad: "Yea, 2002 Maxima, Altima or a brand new Sentra?"
Me: *silence*
Dad: "So, change those to dinner plans and we’ll see you in an hour"
WHAT?!?!Seriously…something has gone seriously wrong at the Bordine household….
man white people are funny (:
(she ended up getting like a 2003 Honda Civic)
GOT A MOTOROLA T730 and WANNA CUSTOMIZE UR PHONE? [w/o download rates?]
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/t720tonesandimages/
http://www.howardforums.com/showthread.php?s=04b
[04:36] yasuckndatsad: lick it now lick it good suck this pussy just like you should
[04:36] *** Auto-response sent to yasuckndatsad: ha i just customized the fuck out of my cellphone.. i got a metroid ringtone, a hpnotiq wallpaper, a chick in a thong dancing screensaver …$$$
[02:55] maddmojo: w/o payin for downloads i used a USB
data cable
[02:56] maddmojo: thats what makes it elite
[02:56] kidrocky: haha
[02:55] skell: cool
[02:55] shab00tyTM: w/o payin for downloads
[02:55] shab00tyTM: i used a USB data cable
[02:56] skell: yeah
[02:56] skell: i do that with bt/ir
[02:57] shab00tyTM: bluetooth eh
[02:57] skell: yep
[02:57] shab00tyTM: whats ir? infared? :;
[02:57] skell: yup
[02:58] skell: IRDA
[02:58] shab00tyTM: arent bluetooth phones mad expensive
[02:58] skell: nah
[02:58] skell: most sony ericsson phone have bt
[02:58] shab00tyTM: o werd
[02:58] shab00tyTM: like the lil camera ones?
[02:58] skell: not all
[02:59] skell: t68i, t6xx, z600, p800/900
[02:59] skell: but not like the t3xx
[02:59] skell: the cheap ones no
[02:59] skell: but the other *can* be expensive, but if you shop around or wait, it aint so bad
[02:59] shab00tyTM: i dont have your deep westcoast pockets
[03:00] skell: haha
[03:00] shab00tyTM: what u do for a livin btw
[03:00] skell: dont even get me started on that
[03:00] skell: :P
[03:00] skell: im looking to buy a house
[03:00] skell: =/
[03:00] skell: i’m getting murdered
[03:00] shab00tyTM: where u get ur funds from
[03:00] skell: i’m an IT professional at a major law firm in downtown la
[03:01] shab00tyTM: o i thought u were gonna say at roskoesandwaffles.com webmaster :)
[03:01] skell: hahahah
[03:01] skell: mmm, roscoes
[03:01] skell: :P
[03:01] shab00tyTM: heh ive never been but they had one at the soul plane terminal
[03:01] shab00tyTM: i saw that movie =)
[03:01] skell: havent been there in a while
[03:01] skell: hehe
[03:01] skell: haha
[03:01] skell: nice
[03:01] shab00tyTM: the black terminal
[03:01] shab00tyTM: lol
[03:01] skell: hehe
kinda old news (june 6th)
[03:05] skell:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/box.delahoya.hopkins.ap
[02:50] absolutzero00: where u livin next yr?
[02:51] shab00tyTM: i dunno yo i might have to commute but hopefully they find a spot for me on campus … [which aint guaranteed for me]
[02:51] absolutzero00: oh yeah
[02:51] absolutzero00: yeah, im in commons next yr
[02:51] shab00tyTM: tru dat i cant afford no commons ;)
[02:52] absolutzero00: its not that bad
[02:53] absolutzero00: sublease for the summer
[02:53] absolutzero00: its about the same
[02:54] shab00tyTM: aye well i rollz with da punches so hopefully they give me a button HOOK A BROTHA UP
[02:54] shab00tyTM: heh
[02:54] absolutzero00: yea
blogs updated a really really short update with a lotta pix and like barely any reading to do =)
Away Message:
radioshack getting a water powered vibrator
shab00tyTM: wut u get at the pr0n sh0p?
Auto response from fRiEnDs GuRl 69: omg…could this day get any better
oh man.. 2 more hours and that will make today the best day ever.. ahh.. i’ll write aboot it in my journal later… but for now im off to a porn shop.. YAY toys for me
shab00tyTM: $$
shab00tyTM: for u and sarah?
gotta be A-TYPE PERSONALITY IN THIS FUCKING WORLD:
[01:22] shab00tyTM: fri lets go to phils
[01:22] aehmotay: If divine intervention says so. What does he have planned?
[01:23] shab00tyTM: dunno but i dont care if u keep havin the attitude of "whats planned" shiet aint even gonna go down u just gotta get out make urself avail for things to happen to you as opposed to having mad plans :P
[01:25] aehmotay: thats cool just askin, it’s nice to be prepared
[01:25] shab00tyTM: prepare to drink or be my dd j/k
[01:26] aehmotay: hmmm.
[01:44] shab00tyTM: imma go watch stern then go to sleep
[01:44] shab00tyTM: cya
[01:45] aehmotay: always gotta have that stern aight peace
[01:45] shab00tyTM: werd
[01:45] shab00tyTM: heh
[12:39] shab00tyTM: next time u meet George Michael ask him bout his farm land on sugar loaf mountain and if he still has it/goes out there :P
[12:39] *** Auto-response from jigga32329: i met george michael tonight. no, not the singer.
watching the basketball game. Overtime! ahhhh I hate you kobe!
shab00tyTM: u like three days grace?
SlippnFall: m hm
shab00tyTM: i like their single just like u
shab00tyTM: any other songs that id like off their album?
SlippnFall: i hate everything about you.
shab00tyTM: is that an unreleased track?
SlippnFall: nope.
shab00tyTM: o u were serious?
shab00tyTM: i thought it was a joke that u hate me :-)
SlippnFall: yeah
shab00tyTM: doesnt the lead singer look like a young mel gibson
SlippnFall: meh
shab00tyTM: lol
shab00tyTM: ah yea ive heard this be4 just didnt know who it was by
[11:32] shab00tyTM: wanna know what a past "fling" just said bout me?
[11:32] seldy: not really, but i know you’re gonna tell me anyway
[11:32] shab00tyTM: [11:04] shab00tyTM: ya love it ;)
[11:04] raineyp00: yes i do and i miss you
[11:04] shab00tyTM: aw
[11:05] raineyp00: aww ;)
[11:06] shab00tyTM: how long ya been back
[11:07] raineyp00: 2 weeks
[11:12] shab00tyTM: so u holla at any guys in tx?
[11:12] raineyp00: lol nope
[11:22] shab00tyTM: so how many doods u holla at since me? :P
[11:22] raineyp00: haha
[11:22] raineyp00: non
[11:22] shab00tyTM: heh oh/
[11:22] raineyp00: yeah you were the best no one could compare
[11:22] shab00tyTM: lo
[11:22] shab00tyTM: i jaded u? sike
[11:22] raineyp00: yurp
[11:23] shab00tyTM: yea well i havent gotton dome that good since ya
[11:23] raineyp00: hahaha
[11:37] shab00tyTM: *brushes shoulder off*
[11:38] seldy: mmk
A GLOSSARY of FILM & ACTING TERMS
The language of film and video is extremely hard to follow, and is allot like speaking jive. Here are a few terms that might help you survive on a movie set:
[01:32] shab00tyTM: damn that site that i found the 8×10 definition it has other "hollywood" definitions.. .like GOLDEN TIME: Contractually called 16 Hour Rule Violation for Extra Performers, is overtime, after the 16th hour, paid in units of one full day per hour.
thats kinda nice if u work a 20 hour day u get paid 4 days and 16 hours worth :)
[01:33] richNsexy: cool cool
[01:05] hage: heh
[01:05] hage: omg i should have known that
[01:05] hage: because when i talk shit to people in subspace i tell them ill send them an autographed 8×10 glossy =(
[01:05] shahab-: agreed wtf :)
[01:05] shahab-: thats why i went to u first ;) [for the definition]
[10:39] shab00tyTM: sup
[10:39] 0danyel0: hey
[10:39] shab00tyTM: what ya up 2
[10:40] 0danyel0: lookin for shit for my car
[10:40] shab00tyTM: like what in particular\
[10:40] 0danyel0: body kit and rims
[10:40] shab00tyTM: this aint a cell phone… those kind of shizzles can be expensive :)
[10:40] 0danyel0: i know
[10:42] shab00tyTM: werd
[10:42] shab00tyTM: so uhh when we gonna chill
[10:43] 0danyel0: i dunno
[10:43] shab00tyTM: is i dunno a way to make the ‘never’ into two words :P
[10:44] 0danyel0: hsah no
[10:44] 0danyel0: im sooo busy
[10:48] shab00tyTM: tru
YUCKO DA CLOWN FANS:
http://www.damnshow.com/johnsjob.html
"CLOWN AROUND TOWN" bit
http://www.damnshow.com/yuckojohns.wmv RIGHT CLICK SAVE AS AND PLAY [OMG FUNNY AS FUCK!!!]
http://www.damnshow.com/reagan.wmv same more funny shiet :)
i want this shirt print

click to expand
[01:51] Fatal Image: heheh ez
LOL I love chatting while on 3-way teleconferencing :) (behind that 3rd persons back)
[02:57] shab00tyTM: hiya
[02:57] yasuckndatsad: hey
[02:57] shab00tyTM: long tiem girl
[02:57] yasuckndatsad: can me and my friend call you
[02:57] shab00tyTM: whos ur friend
[02:57] yasuckndatsad: shes really hot
[02:57] yasuckndatsad: trish
[02:57] shab00tyTM: trish the girl in Washington?
[02:58] yasuckndatsad: yeah
[02:58] shab00tyTM: sure call mah cell
[02:59] yasuckndatsad: dont tell her i talked about you
[02:59] yasuckndatsad: be funny
[03:00] shab00tyTM: lol
[03:00] shab00tyTM: ok
[03:01] yasuckndatsad: be really funny
[03:01] yasuckndatsad: be really funny and be really nice to me
[03:02] yasuckndatsad: and tell her we met b4
[03:06] yasuckndatsad: im going to tell her a story about a time when we hung out
[03:06] shab00tyTM: k
[03:13] yasuckndatsad: shut the fuck up
[03:13] yasuckndatsad: omg im never going to talk to you again
[03:14] shab00tyTM: k
[03:14] yasuckndatsad: im seriose
[03:29] yasuckndatsad: shut up
[03:34] shab00tyTM: howd i do
[01:28] shab00tyTM: heya
[01:29] Shilove541: hey
[01:31] shab00tyTM: whats crackalatin
[01:32] Shilove541: not much chillin with my new friend lol you?
[01:32] shab00tyTM: whos ur new friend
[01:32] shab00tyTM: vibrator?
[01:33] Shilove541: lmao
[01:33] Shilove541: nah a guy i knew in school who comes to roys alot
[01:34] shab00tyTM: werd
[01:39] Shilove541: yeah
[01:39] Shilove541: well light skinned
[01:39] Shilove541: http://edited out .jpg
[01:45] Shilove541: did yah peep it?
[01:45] shab00tyTM: do i have to? :)
[01:45] Shilove541: no lol
[01:47] shab00tyTM: well i wont den i dont wanna see what guys boning u ;)
[01:47] Shilove541: LMAO
[01:47] Shilove541: how rude
[01:47] Shilove541: funny…but rude…i dont bone lol and it was only once so far lmao
[01:48] shab00tyTM: LOL
[01:55] Shilove541: oh I didnt tell you about my van..why was it leaking maddd gas all over the place n on my muffler for three days n we didnt know, i could have blown up at any time!!!!!
[01:56] shab00tyTM: damn
[01:56] shab00tyTM: ouchy ;)
MY WIFEY:



http://groups.msn.com/LindsayLohanNet/shoebox.msnw
p.s. whoever read down this far… if you are interested in a GMAIL Google 1gigabite of mailbox account let me know…
first person that leaves a comment on this post with their email will get an invite :) YAY
THE NEW ILL BILL ALBUM IS HOT (: [NO, THAT'S NOT A KILL BILL TYPO]
OH AND <3 TO KELSEY; SHE PUTS LINDSAY LOHAN TO SHAME
HOLLA
SHA
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Yucko the Clown’s Day 1 trying to “win john’s job” on the Howard Stern show…
Yucko played his parody song for the crew. The song was a melody of racist and crude children’s tunes. Howard liked it so much that he played it twice, then tons of fans called in and praised Yucko’s comedy genius.
Here is the song uncensored:
-Yucko’s Song-
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today makes me wanna go watch the movie Point Break …wtf… while eating Smarties with my friend Jones




OK LETS GET TO THE POINT: R.I.P. ROLAND REGAN
AND HERE’S WHY SMARTY JONES LOST THE BELMONT STAKES/TRIPLE CROWN:
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<– CLICK THERE TO EXPAND AND GET THE ANSWER (WILL OPEN IN NEW WINDOW)
Sincerely,

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[02:36] shahab-: yo u ever read my blog?
[02:37] hagetaga: nah i dont do blogs
[02:37] shahab-: aw just read mine will ya? :)
[02:37] shahab-: test it out
[02:37] shahab-: i swear i make blogging an art form
[02:37] shahab-: http://bahahs.blogspot.com $$
[02:38] shahab-: ur quoted in it on wanting to see soul plane :)
[02:40] hagetaga: sigh
[02:40] shahab-: $$$$$$
[02:40] hagetaga: spike lee gave that movie better advertisement than madison avenue ever could
[02:41] shahab-: aye
[02:41] shahab-: heck then billy madison coulda ;)
—–Original Message—–From: Shahab S. [mailto:*SpamPreventer*maddmojo@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 27, 2004 6:04 PM
To: CONKLIN, JAY
Subject: resume attached plz take time out to read email+resume :)
Hello Jay Conklin,
I’m a UMCP student trying intern for hot995 and if I had to put my life in a microcosm from a movie scene it would have to be from Kill Bill2, where Uma is buried alive in her conklin err coffin and she is punching at the wood ignoring any anguish ’til she finally breaks the wood and breaks free, unearthing herself. This is my blue print for success; the question is who will be my "Pai Mei." …and who will be my first victims of my 5pt. palm exploding heart technique. :) I mean that figuratively of course.
Talk to ya soon,Shahab "shab00ty" S.
<"CONKLIN, JAY" @hot995.com> wrote:
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I’ll review your resume, but I have no idea what you are talking about. I never saw Kill Bill 2 nor had the desire to see it. I am not trying to be rude, I just have no clue what you are talking about.
Thanks,
Jay
From: Shahab S. [mailto:*Spampreventer*maddmojo@yahoo.com]Sent: Saturday, May 29, 2004 12:01 AM
To: CONKLIN, JAY
Subject: RE: resume attached plz take time out to read email+resume :)
Heh, forgive me. If you would have seen it, that would have been a clever metaphor. I guess I was banking on you having seen it, now I just feel kinda "short." At least now you have more reason to see it…to understand random wanna be interns trying to be cute; and trust me that was pretty cute of me. Anywho, thanks Jay, bye bye for now.
Peace,
Shahab S.
—–Original Message—–
Thank you Shahab. You probably won’t get a response on your resume until early/mid-summer since we are full for the summer. If you are interested in a fall internship then I will proceed to review your resume.
Jay
SIGH!
[03:39] shahab-:
http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/26/column_gaming/
[11:03] hagetaga: the last thing i want is Microsoft making my operating system *and* the hardware. could you imagine all the backdoors for hackers in that shit? heh
[04:05] shahab-: tru dat
[03:38] shab00tyTM: tru … yo they sayin the xbox2 might be a hybrid between PC and xbox like it will play xbox games and pc games (this is speculation but they doin studies)
[03:38] shab00tyTM: werd
[03:39] freshnclean411: damn, wouldnt be a bad idea
[03:42] freshnclean411: damn, i wonder how that would effect computer game companies
[03:48] shab00tyTM: i mean the computer game companies would like the larger user base
[03:57] shab00tyTM: coo MS says they gon come out w/ a 50$ iPOD killer.. but i doubt it gon be that tight
http://www.macdevcenter.com/pub/wlg/4970
[02:38] shab00tyTM: blogs updated
[02:44] Blacky: am i on it bitch?
[02:44] shahab *2k4*: na
[02:44] Blacky: Fu =)
[02:44] shahab *2k4*: we havent chatted in a long time =p
[02:44] shahab *2k4*: to have anythin on it lol
[02:45] Blacky: bah.. bitch
[02:38] Zeiganfeld: I’ll look at it :P
[02:38] shab00tyTM: u still do ur blog?
[02:39] Zeiganfeld: No
[02:39] Zeiganfeld: I might resurrect it at some point soon tho
[02:39] shab00tyTM: tru
[02:39] shab00tyTM: im addicted to it ;)
[02:39] Zeiganfeld: You seem to have lots of fans :P
[01:08] Blacky: hey sha…
go to www.flamesgirls.com
=D
[08:23] shahab-: i think ive been :P they be nice
[10:00] Blacky: haha
[11:45] shahab-: =p
[02:45] usucknthatsad: phone?
[02:45] shab00tyTM: are u stoned if so i dont =)
[02:46] usucknthatsad: no
[02:46] usucknthatsad: im not stoned
[02:46] usucknthatsad: O:-)
[05:03] usucknthatsad: no im not dead
[05:40] usucknthatsad: u still awake>
[04:05] shab00tyTM: im awae
[04:05] shab00tyTM: awake
[04:05] usucknthatsad: im proud
[04:05] usucknthatsad: congradulations
[04:06] shab00tyTM: (:
[04:06] usucknthatsad: can i call you
[04:06] usucknthatsad: i missy ou
[04:07] shab00tyTM: call
[04:10] usucknthatsad: :-*
[04:23] usucknthatsad: here is my "guest blog entry"
StOnEd
[31 May 2004|04:11am]
Guess what……listen to this….how come i always update my journal when im fucking stoneD? Well anyways, my dad just caught me smoking, im on the phone with shawn, hes so sexy? im really baked….i have a crush on someone…she knows who she is…well anyways…..this is what just happend…………….i was taking a big hit…..lol i was repeating what i was typing and i said to shawn "i was taking this big dick" but i meant "hit" so it sounded funny…………so Anyways I was taking this big hit and my dad knocks on the door, and he goes "what do u want for dinner" and i said " uhhhhhhhhhhh iunno " and he goes " what are you doing" and i said "uhhhhhhhhh nothing" and he goes " your smoking dope" and i go "uhhhhhhh no" and he goes "ima kick your ass later" and then he left..
—–
sure must be hard parenting a bi-hottie-weedhead this day and age
[02:47] Fatal Image: haha
all that buddy icon drama is hilarious
they just dont like to see what they look like when theyre slobbin :)
[02:47] shahab-: AHAHAHAH agreed :P
[02:49] shahab-: lol i pretty much walked the redcarpet w/ that buddy icon =)
[02:52] Fatal Image: you get pics of the moldy chicken sub?
[02:53] shahab-: na =P but my dad ate that shit
[02:54] Fatal Image: lol foul
[02:54] shahab-: he said he ripped off the green parts and ate it LOL]
[02:54] Fatal Image: HAHAHA
[02:55] shahab-: lol then apparently talkd to my sister later in the evening and told her about it ..that just made her neurotic lol to hear ur dad is eattin moldy bread heh
[02:56] shahab-: i havent read it yet but max barry
http://www.maxbarry.com he reviewd some mary kate and ashley olsen thing
[02:57] Fatal Image: I think I’d like your dad :)
[02:57] shahab-: yea he’s mad funny and easy goin like me (: his accent is quality $$ also …that makes shit 2x more funny alone
[02:58] shahab-: it was funny hearing him converse w/ the pakistani dood workin the cash register at the grocery store..them going back and forth in their accents
[05:20] shahab-: wtf did u know theres a search engine for blogs?
http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/links.html put in shahab and u find me
[05:36] shahab-: but yea som1 found my blog by searching for that jewish blog’s site LOL
[05:39] Fatal Image: lol
[05:40] shahab-:
http://technorati.com/protocols.blogspot.com=GetLinkCosmos
[05:41] shahab-: lol at result #2by: Zackary Sholem Berger
if that aint a jewish name i dunno what is
[05:43] Fatal Image: and the real deal doesnt even come up!
[05:44] shahab-: yah dunno
[05:49] Fatal Image: lol true
that name is quality
[06:15] shahab-: thats like kike kikeberg =)
[06:17] Fatal Image: lol
[02:55] freshnclean411: booty
[02:55] shab00tyTM: y0
[02:55] freshnclean411: what the happs
[02:55] shab00tyTM: not much just updated my blog (regular updates in the summer i guess) heh
[02:55] freshnclean411: werd? brb
[02:56] shab00tyTM: k
[02:58] freshnclean411: man tell me why just came from this Mexican bbq
[02:59] shab00tyTM: yea
[02:59] freshnclean411: nothin but old spanish ppl there, and they were playin mad salsa music
[03:00] shab00tyTM: like u went to a bbq like where it was outside some1s house or wah or like a restaurant
[03:00] freshnclean411: outside the house
[03:00] shab00tyTM: tru
[03:00] shab00tyTM: but u get food? :P
[03:01] shab00tyTM: i hope at least that part of it wuz good
[03:01] freshnclean411: some dry ass beef
[03:01] shab00tyTM: LOL
[03:01] freshnclean411: for real the shit was soo fuckin dry
[03:01] freshnclean411: i was about to choke on that shit
[03:02] freshnclean411: the worst part was, i brought a 12 pack of Heineken and the mexicans fuckin drank all of them b4 i even got to it
[03:02] shab00tyTM: damn lol
[03:02] shab00tyTM: was this ur friends spot or somethin
[03:02] freshnclean411: my friends friend
[03:03] shab00tyTM: they wuz on them shits like they were coronas =p
[03:03] freshnclean411: u know
[03:03] shab00tyTM: shoulda left em in the trunk for your own access :P
[03:03] shab00tyTM: tru
[03:03] freshnclean411: they almost took my boys Bacardi
[03:03] freshnclean411: yeah i should have
[03:04] shab00tyTM: well u shoulda known…how many live mexican bbqs be on sundays ..then again i guess it is a holiday tomorrow ;) wishful thinkin cause u know them mexicans still gotta cut grass on a monday even if it’s memorial day
[03:04] freshnclean411: lmao
[03:05] freshnclean411: yeah they were suspect the whole nite
[03:06] shab00tyTM: ur in bad luck when it takes u three degrees of separation to get to a Mexican :)
[03:06] freshnclean411: lol
[03:07] freshnclean411: no bullshit
[03:08] freshnclean411: i had to leve quick
[03:08] shab00tyTM: werd
[03:09] freshnclean411: aiight
[03:15] shab00tyTM: so wuz roland at the bbq?
[03:16] freshnclean411: yeah
[03:16] shab00tyTM: wuz he blown too?
[03:16] freshnclean411: yeah
[03:16] freshnclean411: he out to see some bitch right now
[03:22] shab00tyTM: who sarah
[03:25] freshnclean411: some bitch named chevon
[03:25] shab00tyTM: who da blood is dat :P
[03:25] freshnclean411: thought it was a blk girl at first
[03:25] shab00tyTM: lol chevon is a white girl?
[03:25] freshnclean411: but it the gf of a guy he works w/
[03:25] freshnclean411: yup
[03:25] shab00tyTM: lol and he hollarin?
[03:26] freshnclean411: i guess so
[03:26] shab00tyTM: lol that sounds shady ..the chevon bein a white girl even more so the he hollarin at his coworkers girl
[03:27] freshnclean411: well supposedly his coworker doesnt care about her so he’s tryin to holla
[03:27] freshnclean411: and she gotta be white cuz roland wouldnt ever talk to her if she wasnt
[03:28] shab00tyTM: sounds like a skank
[03:28] freshnclean411: very possibly
[03:29] shab00tyTM: watch her pussy be dry like that mexican beef strips u had =)
[03:29] freshnclean411: LOL
[03:29] shab00tyTM: :p
[03:29] freshnclean411: no bull, her shit would need some rehydrating\
[03:31] shab00tyTM: is every gonna be closed memorial day?
[03:32] shab00tyTM: everywhere
[03:32] shab00tyTM: i wanna see soul plane
[03:32] freshnclean411: not everything cuz i think roland gotta work tomm
[03:33] freshnclean411: yeah me too, henry wanted to see it to
[03:33] shab00tyTM: i calld henry today he said he dont like to do nothin on sundays ..wtf =p
[03:34] freshnclean411: ummm, o
[03:34] freshnclean411: k
[03:34] freshnclean411: guess hes really religious
[03:35] shab00tyTM: lol the couch potato religion… man today went by too fast
[03:35] freshnclean411: man today wuz some shittayness
[03:36] shab00tyTM: aye
[03:36] shab00tyTM: u workin tomorrow
[03:36] shab00tyTM: ?
[03:36] freshnclean411: nah
[03:36] freshnclean411: i work when i need to work
[03:37] freshnclean411: so if somebody need a car, ill be workin tomm
IF ANY1 NEED A CAR>>HOLLAR AT HIM :P [msg me for his contact info]
Away Message:
SELF PROCLAIMING GENIUS-NESS CAN NEVER BE DONE SO TOO PREMATURELY ;)
*** Auto-response sent to x: <— (; dick of bowl a eat can blog my edit to me callin dickwads <—
[07:06] freshnclean411: im about to get into to some coonery and buffonery, care to join?:-D
IM IN!
[01:12] freshnclean411: yo
[01:12] shab00tyTM: yo
[01:12] shab00tyTM: u go to kiths?
[01:12] freshnclean411: yeah, just for like 2 sec
[01:12] shab00tyTM: how wuz it
[01:12] freshnclean411: we aint do shit
[01:13] shab00tyTM: me neither but i aint go out no where either
[01:13] freshnclean411: no coonery or buffoonery
[01:13] shab00tyTM: heh aw
[01:13] freshnclean411: yeah, im prolly bout to play some ps2
[01:13] shab00tyTM: tru
[01:16] shab00tyTM: aight,,,roland went home ?
[01:17] freshnclean411: yeah
[01:17] shab00tyTM: ahah wanna read somethin funny
[01:17] freshnclean411: aiight
[01:17] shab00tyTM: kith’s sister’s away msg:
Away Message:
Painting…..
Some whores are in my house…my brother’s friends. Go figure.
[01:18] shab00tyTM: there wuz whores there? ;P
[01:18] freshnclean411: nah far from
[01:18] freshnclean411: richie just hatin
[01:18] shab00tyTM: guess so =p
[01:18] shab00tyTM: she need to stfu and get on the job hunt ;p
[01:18] freshnclean411: lol, she unemployed just like me
[01:18] shab00tyTM: unemployed w/ a degree though is bummerness =p
[01:18] freshnclean411: tru
[01:24] shab00tyTM: lol peep this out
http://www.apnm.org//circus/video/hawaii.html
***MUST SEE***
[01:24] freshnclean411: yeah, i just hope i can maintain them shitz
[01:25] shab00tyTM: werd
[01:27] freshnclean411: damn, they fucked dumbo’s mom up
[01:27] shab00tyTM: lol i kno yo that wuz kinda crucial
[01:28] shab00tyTM: it wuz funny though i just saw it but i was on the phone w/ my stoner friend when she was watchin that she wuz high all like noooo dont hurt mr elephant .and shit
[01:28] freshnclean411: lol
[01:26] shahab-: holy crap =p
[01:38] Fatal Image: that looks familiar I think it was on one of those when good animals go bad shows!
[01:38] Fatal Image: definitely a pissed off elephant :)
[01:42] shahab-: lol fo realz
DICK TEASE:
[12:33] maranda: hey
[12:33] shahab *2k4*: how u doin girl
[12:34] maranda: Im doing fine how are u
[12:35] shahab *2k4*: im aight tell me if u like this strap-on
[03:08] melzabulb: that strap on was tight
[12:36] maranda: cute
[12:36] shahab *2k4*: is urs better?
[12:36] maranda: yea
[12:37] shahab *2k4*: how come its bigger?
[12:37] maranda: yea
[12:37] shahab *2k4*: o
[12:37] shahab *2k4*: lol
[12:37] shahab *2k4*: that one wouldnt even pleasure u?
[12:38] maranda: it might
[12:38] maranda: if u use it the right way
[12:40] maranda: u know i have videos now
[12:40] shahab *2k4*: send me one
[12:41] maranda: later on i will
[12:41] shahab *2k4*: 2nite?
[12:42] maranda: nah maybe tomorrow
[12:42] maranda: mmm i think ull like what i will doo
[12:43] shahab *2k4*: n whats that
[12:44] maranda: fingering and cucumbers
[12:45] shahab *2k4*: cucumbers plural?
[12:45] maranda: haha i dont know
[12:46] shahab *2k4*: u sohuld send me so i can find out ;P
[12:46] shahab *2k4*: is there audio too?
[12:46] maranda: no
[12:47] shahab *2k4*: i wanna hear ya cum though
[12:48] maranda: yea i know but take what i give ya
[12:48] *** "maranda" signed off at Wed Jun 02 00:48:34
2004.
[11:54] shab00tyTM: heya
[11:54] andreakelroth: hey
[11:54] shab00tyTM: whats new
[11:54] andreakelroth: nm u?
[11:54] shab00tyTM: workd today
[11:54] andreakelroth: im lookin around for car insuracne
[11:54] shab00tyTM: werd
[11:58] andreakelroth: u can pay for my car insurance deal?
[11:58] shab00tyTM: no but u can switch to gieco and save 15% on urs
[12:00] andreakelroth: geico todl me they cant save me at all….ronnie previous accident is too greata risk "they just wont take"…so im like i thought u promised 15% or more, and the girl says of what ur already paying, u never had ne i was like dammmn
[12:00] shab00tyTM: LOL
[12:00] shab00tyTM: the gecko shit on u
[12:00] andreakelroth: i know motherfucker
[12:01] shab00tyTM: get on ur parents insurace
[12:01] andreakelroth: i alreayd am accept they dont know i bought a car
[12:02] shab00tyTM: o
[12:02] andreakelroth: u know i did right?
[12:02] shab00tyTM: ya
[12:02] andreakelroth: ya
[12:03] shab00tyTM: u tryin to keep it a secret from ur parents?
[12:04] andreakelroth: yeah
[12:04] andreakelroth: they will get mad
[12:05] shab00tyTM: tru
[12:05] andreakelroth: and take away my other car lol
[12:05] shab00tyTM: werd
[12:06] andreakelroth: werd
[12:11] andreakelroth: man why do they always ask gender, as if it makes a diff, why dont they ask for ethnicity if they wanna get technical to "predicit" accidents
[12:13] shab00tyTM: cause
[12:13] shab00tyTM: chicks are more accident prone
[12:13] shab00tyTM: they are more emotional
[12:13] shab00tyTM: lol j/k
[12:14] andreakelroth: i know more guys who crashed cars then girls
[12:14] shab00tyTM: well ur guy friends are douches
SPORTS UPDATE FROM DALEBLADE:
[01:51] Dale: classic::
‘next thing i know, my girl is calling me and saying "i didn’t know we were getting married"’
Tracy McGrady , on Larry Brown’s wrongly saying he was skipping the Olympics to get married and not mentioning McGrady’s terrorism concerns
[08:52] Dale: i just heard a new anthem song
"i hate my baby moma"
[05:50] Dale: i lost eric chavez for the season probably…. broke his arm
[04:20] Dale: espn is doing a top 15 most tortured cities
washington is #11 …they r at #6 right now
[08:22] shahab-: lol werd
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/shakeass.html
[07:44] shab00tyTM: howdy
[07:44] britownsyou: hidy ho
[07:44] britownsyou: sup
[07:44] shab00tyTM: im chattin w/ the devils girl
[07:44] britownsyou: devils girl?
[07:44] britownsyou: lol
[07:45] shab00tyTM: heh
[07:58] britownsyou: by the way..when that girl called u she wouldnt get off the phone lol
[07:58] britownsyou: i told her to hang up or give me the phone and she wouldnt give me it so
[07:58] shab00tyTM: LOL
[07:59] shab00tyTM: she wuz hookd to the shab00ty mang
[07:59] britownsyou: hahah<3
[07:59] britownsyou: fa sho
[07:46] shab00tyTM: sup
[07:46] shab00tyTM: happy memorial day
[07:47] zeldy: thanks, u too
[07:59] shab00tyTM: np
[07:59] *** Auto-response from zeldy: Anti-social hoebag = Me
[01:23] shab00tyTM: cool u like camp kill yourself? :) SWEET
[01:23] *** Auto-response from zeldy: CKY
OUR NEWEST SPONSOR:

[03:12] shahab-: lol
[03:12] shahab-: nice
[03:12] Fatal Image: and that pic reminds me
there are sites now that figured out how to beat the google toolbar pop up blocker
[03:13] shahab-: o?
[03:15] shahab-: well i use proxomitron+ xp sp2 ie popup blocker and im free of
em
[12:43] shab00tyTM: lol @applyin for the swan
[12:43] *** Auto-response from angel1a2: Trying to sleep off the stress….thinking of applying for The Swan2!
[01:09] shab00tyTM: werd
[01:09] razburylimon: hmmm
[01:10] razburylimon: haha bahahs is shahab spelled backwards. and i just now realized that. sometimes i worry myself.
[01:10] shab00tyTM: LOL
[01:10] shab00tyTM: but isnt that a funny backwards spelling?
[01:10] shab00tyTM: bahahahhhh’s :)
[01:11] razburylimon: thats what i was just thinking
[01:11] razburylimon: and i was like "heyyyy"
[01:11] shab00tyTM: heh yea shahab.blogspot.com was taken so i had to get creative :)
[01:12] razburylimon: oh yeah, and how long did it take for u to think this one up?
[01:12] razburylimon: a whole like….what? 1 minute?
[01:12] shab00tyTM: ya geniuses dont take long to think up great ideas
[01:12] shab00tyTM: it comes to em in a flash
[01:13] razburylimon: well u should pat ureself on the back
[01:13] shab00tyTM: i do everyday
[01:14] shab00tyTM: its a constant love affair w/ myself
[01:14] razburylimon: ims ure it is, i mean, how could u resist
[01:16] shab00tyTM: lol if u spent less time on your hair and more time lovin urself ud be irresisting yourself too =)
[01:17] razburylimon: but it comes down to priorities. and the hair just…always seems to win
[01:17] shab00tyTM: 4 words:
[01:17] shab00tyTM: invest in a hat
[01:18] razburylimon: i own 3
[01:18] razburylimon: i rock my bam hat all the time
[01:18] shab00tyTM: i rock jimmy hats regularly too
[01:19] razburylimon: well isnt that special
<~!~snippet~!~>
[12:13] shab00tyTM: dont worry one day u can intern for me ;) once im in that position wink wink
[12:13] shab00tyTM: werd
[12:13] razburylimon: well why the fuck would they bring X to a christmas party neway
[12:13] razburylimon: har har
[12:13] shab00tyTM: whats har har? :P
[12:14] shab00tyTM: f u then ;) the offer is off the table heh
[12:14] shab00tyTM: j/k
[12:14] razburylimon: har har as is sarcastic laughter
[12:14] shab00tyTM: dont patronize me ;) j/k
[12:14] shab00tyTM: or should i say
[12:14] shab00tyTM: feel free to patronize me
[12:14] razburylimon: that gets another har har
[12:15] shab00tyTM: fo shizzle
[12:17] shab00tyTM: brb bathroom..care to accompany me?
[12:17] shab00tyTM: ill hold it in till i get to ur house
[12:18] razburylimon: haha as tempting as that is, i dont think erik would appreciate it too much
[12:18] shab00tyTM: tell him ill be sure to shake myself off LOL
[12:19] razburylimon: yes, yes, THAT weill make it all better again
—
(she works at subway to get the premise of the next joke)
[12:19] shab00tyTM: u can tell him u were just helping me w/ my atkins friendy man-submarine
[12:20] razburylimon: har har ahr
[12:20] shab00tyTM: tell me that wasnt funny
[12:20] razburylimon: i cracked a smile
[12:20] shab00tyTM: k that makes me happy then
[12:21] razburylimon: ahh one step higher on the ladder to renee’s full amusement
[12:21] shab00tyTM: renee’s ever illusive amusement
[12:22] razburylimon: really. all u would have to do is like…fall…or run into a wall
[12:22] razburylimon: and i would laugh hysterically
[12:22] razburylimon: i find other’s misfortune the most amusing thing in life
[12:22] shab00tyTM: like me specifically cause u hate me or just any in general :)
[12:22] razburylimon: anyone in general
[12:23] shab00tyTM: heh aw well i do agree that’s funny but the catch is to laugh at em w/o em known u are =-p ..dont wanna make em cry
[12:23] razburylimon: i have a very…immature se4nse of humor. im the kind of girl who finds the woman with the beard and four chins and says "thats YOUR girlfriend"
[12:24] shab00tyTM: no i do too! i thought soul plane was "fairly" funny… :P i just like to talk about and laugh about people w/o em knowin it..i dont lke to hurt peeps feelins ;)\
[12:24] razburylimon: oh yeah, we do it at work all the time
[12:24] razburylimon: we wait until they leave
[12:24] razburylimon: and then we laugh at them
[12:25] shab00tyTM: lol
[12:26] shab00tyTM: i should come thru so u gimmie a handful of "stamps"
[12:26] razburylimon: i cant
[12:26] razburylimon: my bosses have camera
[12:26] razburylimon: s
[12:27] shab00tyTM: dang
[12:27] shab00tyTM: jerrod got u lockd da fuck down =p
[12:36] shab00tyTM: u like this
[12:36] shab00tyTM:
http://www.misterb.com/media/602900-2web.jpg
[12:36] shab00tyTM: try that
[12:36] razburylimon: oh thats hot
[12:36] shab00tyTM: would u use that?
[12:37] razburylimon: no.
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[02:17] shahab-: i hear one of em doesnt even really talk much he is too busy lookin up sports stats all show lol
[02:18] shahab-: and they all get paid the same
[02:18] shahab-: i also asked JP that night… i askd him all the junks are married,right..he goes ya.. i go ok 10 years from now… what are the chances at least 1 is divorced..he defiantly confirmed one of them bamas is gettn divorced by then LOL $$$ i got dirt ;)
[02:20] shahab-: loo i just got this spam email: Hugh Jackman SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: The Naked Cast Of Van Helsing
[02:23] Fatal Image: rofl great spam
I get a lot of spam that says ‘seuxally-explicit’ now. some new law or something..
[02:24] shahab-: ah lol
[02:29] shahab-: mcubed in baseball chat in ss whining thinkin imma fant baseball noob
6:mcubed> fu, you are your good luck… not knowing about baseball yet having a team that does well
[02:30] shahab-: 6:shahab> fu lol im not a fantasy newbie
6:mcubed> but you dont know baseball :P
[02:30] Fatal Image: not like he ever does good heh
[02:34] shahab-: aye
[02:34] shahab-: man trillian needs to come out w/ an update..only cause it’s been months w/o one and that’s what they are known for
[02:44] shahab-: Here’s a Trillian developer’s responses:
"Sigh. Is it that time again already?
There is at least one guy like this in every development cycle.
The developers are not sitting on a beach somewhere drinking things with umbrellas in them. They are pulling all nighters or at least working until 2-3am every night. If you haven’t been around for past releases then you don’t know that they are usually big. They don’t add one or two things or fix one or two issues. They change and add a LOT. Take a look at the change log (Preferences->About->Version History). Count up all of the the additions, changes, and fixes between 1.0 and 2.0 and let us know the number."
[02:45] shahab-: developers need to hire more azn people
[02:48] Fatal Image: trillian = sounds like a bunch of whiners
[02:49] shahab-: yea the mods on the forums are dickz
[02:49] shahab-: they need to hire a PR person =)
[02:55] shahab-:
http://www.misterb.com/media/602900-2web.jpg
[02:55] Fatal Image: phear
[02:56] shahab-: LOL at bottom
http://www.misterb.com/en-us/dept_62.html
ANAL SCOPES :)
[02:56] shahab-: er anusscopes
[02:58] shahab-: sigh they got every thing check out the main site
http://www.misterb.com/enter.html?lang=en-us
[02:58] Fatal Image: anal speculum?
for the love of god why?
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[11:12] Fatal Image: that’s making a stink? they think you have a nationally famous web site or something? it’s a blog :P
[11:46] shahab-: lol i kno right
[11:46] shahab-: i dunno what they think :P
[though it will one day be a nationally famous BLOG] :P
.
DOWNLOAD WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER 10:
[12:22] shahab-:
http://www.microsoft.com/windowsmedia/mp10/
[12:38] Fatal Image: ahh cool
June 2, 2004
Sex-driven
society won’t let sleeping blogs lie
BY
RICHARD ROEPER SUN-TIMES COLUMNIST
my comments on this article:
http://www.lowculture.com/archives/002064.html
..fuck it i’ll say you a trip:
cutler takes in it all three holes
i doubt this triple-pen madamme is playboy material though :P
i guess i HAVE missed the point of roeper’s article; no wait i didn’t, and i AM sex crazed.
Posted by:shahab at June 3, 2004 02:48 AM
RANDOM IMAGES THAT ARE FUN TO LOOK AT:


is that a vibrator? [click to expand pic]
shedidn’tknowI hadtheGIJOEkung-fugripnitwent uuuuh
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hot jessica alba pix *click to enlarge*:
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GWEN? :P
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Real World fan’s read:
Real World Cameran is dating Real World Ace
personally, I can’t even watch real world anymore… long story ;)
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that’s it for now folks… check back in who knowZ wHeN~!
bye bye for now,
shabby
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