LOL at what Spike Lee said about "Soul Plane"

Many leaders in the Black community are livid over MGM’s alleged refusal to discuss the stereotypical imagery in their movie "Soul Plane." "The
failure of MGM officials to address the legitimate concerns of film patrons about ‘Soul Plane’ is offensive and insulting," Earl Ofari Hutchinson of the National Alliance for Positive Action told eurweb.com

.

Filmmaker Spike Lee called the movie an "advanced stage of coonery and buffoonery." MGM had no

comment.



[08:12] hage: haha i want to see it

[08:13] shahab-: yea me2 yo that shit looks like it’s funny as fuck :P who cares if its politically incorrect

[08:15] shahab-: bad reviews though http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/SoulPlane-1132641

[08:20] shahab-: By now you may be wondering why this film has received a

2½-star rating? Well, here’s the thing: A third of the way into Soul Plane, maybe earlier if you’re in the right mood or with the wrong company, you might actually start to enjoy disliking the movie. Like, say, Prince’s Purple Rain, certain Joan Crawford movies, and Leslie Nielsen at his best worst, the film inspires cathartic ridicule.

Endlessly tasteless juvenilia isn’t for everyone, of course. For many, the film will simply be annoying junk as opposed to appetizing junk food. How can you decide whether the film is right for you? Well, here’s a simple test: At one point in the comedy, Snoop Dogg wafts into the Soul Plane on a cannabis cloud, eases into the cockpit, then tests his microphone by purring, "testicle one, testicle two. . . ."
Those who just smiled may now feel free to move about the cabin of Soul Plane.

[08:23] shahab-: Come fly with me? Thanks, no, I’d rather pay cross-country cab

fare.

[08:27] hage: heh

[09:25] Shilove122: Soul plane *why I almost write soup plane lol* looks so corny it might actually be funny lol

[09:26] shab00tyTM: lol the reviews are horrible but i think id lke it lol

[09:31] Fatal Image: that spike quote is a riot

[09:34] shahab-: yea i posted it on the pbboard ;)

 

 

Away Message:

pour me a cigarette, dogg…. they got me feelin crazier then a mother fucker

Away Message:

gon to starbucks to get a frap for breakfast with my 25dolla starbucks card =P take me out band,….

 

 

Way to fix feeling blue:

[11:50] shab00tyTM: im eatin cool ranch Doritos and Hpnotiq =)

 

 

 


 


     

MY NEW BUDDY ICON


                      


           


LIKE MY NEW BUDDY ICON?!?!?

[08:05] aloha45232: oh my god !

[08:06] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$$$$

[08:06] shab00tyTM: whoops :)

[08:06] aloha45232: :-\

[08:06] shab00tyTM: sowy i think it’s funyn though

[08:07] aloha45232: i see the penis

[08:07] aloha45232: whats the other thing

[08:07] shab00tyTM: a girl suckin it

[08:07] aloha45232: HIOLY SHIT

[08:07] aloha45232: eww go away

[08:07] shab00tyTM: AHAHAHAHAH

[08:07] shab00tyTM: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[08:08] shab00tyTM: dont block me

[08:08] aloha45232: im not

[08:09] shab00tyTM: :P

[08:09] aloha45232: eww change it

[08:09] aloha45232: change your icon

[08:09] shab00tyTM: LO

[08:09] aloha45232: i keep staring at the fucking birthmark on the penis

[08:09] aloha45232: fucking change it

[08:09] shab00tyTM: hahaha

[08:09] shab00tyTM: ur crackin me up

[08:09] aloha45232: >:O

[08:10] aloha45232: fucking change it

[08:10] shab00tyTM: LOL wtf :P i cant im using an AIM clone ;) id have to restart it to change it hehe

[08:10] aloha45232: >:O

[08:08] marimari02: haha

[08:05] marimari02: yep…you really do

[08:05] marimari02: you are a special boy

[08:05] shab00tyTM: :P

[08:06] shab00tyTM: *plays innocent*

[08:06] marimari02: lol

[08:06] marimari02: riiight

[08:06] shab00tyTM: :P\

[08:06] shab00tyTM: that’s amanda

[08:06] shab00tyTM: sike

[08:07] marimari02: ohhh

[08:07] marimari02: wow

[08:07] shab00tyTM: heheheh

[08:09] adorableang: hahaha

[08:09] adorableang: thats an interesting buddy icon

[08:09] shab00tyTM: thanks

[08:09] shab00tyTM: i take all credit for it

[08:10] adorableang: hahaha

[08:10] dkg2004: oh my goodness

[10:53] honeyhell420: its beautiful

[10:53] shab00tyTM: thank u

[10:53] shab00tyTM: i drew it

[10:53] shab00tyTM: arent i talented

[10:54] honeyhell420: yes lol sure

[10:54] shab00tyTM: heheh

[08:58] shab00tyTM: like my icon

[08:58] xlizzi6x: gross

[08:58] shab00tyTM: lol

[08:58] shab00tyTM: thanks


 


 


[10:44] shab00tyTM: aight so how many months preg are u

[10:44] fairiprincessrach: i am 11 weeks.. next week (thursday) ill be 3 months

[10:45] shab00tyTM: so ur parents coo w/ it?

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: yepp

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: very excited

[10:45] shab00tyTM: tru what bout shawn

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: sean

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: is vey excited

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: helllo../ he purposed to me

[10:45] shab00tyTM: sorry sean

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: silly

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: haha

[10:45] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:45] shab00tyTM: tru

[10:46] shab00tyTM: but he proposed after he found out u were pregggie eh? cause he wanted to be responsible =p

[10:46] shab00tyTM: jk im sure he loves ya

[10:46] fairiprincessrach: yepp he does very much so

[10:51] shab00tyTM: are u gonna name him Shahab if its a boy

[10:51] fairiprincessrach: heck nooo

[10:51] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:51] shab00tyTM: why =p


 


 


 


[09:44] shahab-: o shit… im lookin at that NES super play movies (time

attack) movies that was linked on the pb board.. this site has a link to one of

my most favorite games ever that i forgot about.. u remember Wizards & Warriors?

This is an improved version – 32 seconds faster than previously.

In this game you’re an armour-clad knight with a big sword. You collect gems,

kill evil beasts and rescue several "distressed damsels".

Walker Boh completes the game shorter than anyone imagined, and discovered a few

nice tricks / glitches.

Long live game physics where a little bird can toss heavy metal knights by

several meters!

iron-clad hero of this game, Kuros?

[09:45] Fatal Image: yeah I remember it well

game was tight

[09:46] shahab-: like i forget u had to like keep jumpin up right to get into

the high parts to reach certain levels?

[09:46] Fatal Image: I just remember what it looked like pretty much :)

but I Know it was good

[09:47] shahab-:

http://bisqwit.iki.fi/jutut/nesvideos/
are those time attack movies but they

are on bit torrents :/

[09:47] shahab-: heh werd


 


 


 


[08:33] shab00tyTM: so what are ya doin tnite

[08:33] marimari02: i dont know yet…it is still pretty early!

[08:34] shab00tyTM: i mean 8:30 u wanna have an idea what the f u gon do =-

[08:34] marimari02: no

[08:34] marimari02: it is early still

[08:35] shab00tyTM: i wanna go on this radio show but the station is in fairfax

(wjkf)

[08:35] marimari02: ohhh

[08:35] shab00tyTM: the host is real coo ..he invited me to come thru anytime

[08:36] shab00tyTM: i should bring a chick w/ me though when i go ;)

[08:36] shab00tyTM: he didnt say that but thats good etiquette :)

[08:36] shab00tyTM: heh

[08:36] marimari02: lol

[08:36] shab00tyTM: i think a chick last night..to win an iPOD she felated a "man-doll" hehehe

[08:37] marimari02: uhhh

[08:37] shab00tyTM: sucked a man dolls cock

[08:37] shab00tyTM: would u do that

[08:37] shab00tyTM: for an ipod

[08:37] marimari02: i dont know…that is weird!

[08:37] shab00tyTM: i know..she was lesbo too

[08:38] shab00tyTM: but apparently she didnt look foreign to it :)p

[08:38] marimari02: well that explain it

[08:38] marimari02: lol

[08:38] shab00tyTM: jheh

[08:39] shab00tyTM: i wish i wuz there to witness it

[08:39] shab00tyTM: apparently the man doll came shipped w/ fake chest hair too

:)

[08:39] marimari02: oh wow….that isn’t cool!

[08:39] marimari02: haha

[08:39] shab00tyTM: =p

[08:39] shab00tyTM: they thought the producer was the one that glued the chest hairs on but it came like that

[08:39] shab00tyTM: =)

[08:40] marimari02: lol

[08:40] shab00tyTM: is this way too much more then u wanted to know about a rouge man doll :)

[08:41] marimari02: yeah just a bit

[08:41] marimari02: lol

[08:41] shab00tyTM: heh


 


 


 


[01:43] shahab-: lol@

http://www.howardstern.com/big_clock.html

[01:44] Fatal Image: heh nice clock

best thing ever produced by his web team

but he’ll re-sign :P

[01:57] shahab-: tru


 


 


[12:46] aehmot2: Whats up with that "would u fuck" pic?

[12:47] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:47] shab00tyTM: dunno its funny

[12:47] aehmot2: Thats too many rolls for me. I’d be full after just one.

[12:48] shab00tyTM: ol


 


 


[02:52] shahab-: heh i found a blog of a super jew

http://protocols.blogspot.com/

[02:52] shahab-: and what a shocker he has a pay pal donate now button on it

[02:54] Fatal Image: LOL

[02:54] shahab-: lol

[02:54] Fatal Image: THE PAYPAL BUTTON.. SO PERFECT

[02:55] shahab-: i havent earned enough jewbie stripes to feel comfortabel w/ a paypal button on my blog =)

[02:57] Fatal Image: that whole page is top notch jewage

[02:59] shahab-: actually i dont think there is such thing as jewbie stripes,,…. i think there are just yamika ‘clips’/…the more clout you have , the more hair clips you have to tighterly fassen your yamika ;)

[03:00] Fatal Image: hehehe.. sounds right

I bet stern would know


 


 


[11:21] shab00tyTM: so she over right now?

[11:21] gLiTTeRgUrL: yea

[11:21] shab00tyTM: tru

[11:21] gLiTTeRgUrL: shes messin up my computer

[11:22] shab00tyTM: she tryin to dl porn again? ;)

[11:22] gLiTTeRgUrL: she sed "hey sexi..tell him tell him"

[11:22] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:22] shab00tyTM: brb imma go kill my bottle of hpnotiq

[11:22] gLiTTeRgUrL: ay connect and show me wat ur workin with

[11:22] gLiTTeRgUrL: omg i want sum damnit

[11:23] gLiTTeRgUrL: get on ur webcam

[11:26] shab00tyTM: i dont really like these pix but check em out :P <edited out>

[11:39] gLiTTeRgUrL: are yoo hlding the bottle of hypnotiq

[11:39] shab00tyTM: ya

[11:39] gLiTTeRgUrL: damn yooo do look good

[11:43] shab00tyTM: thanks :)


 


 


 


 


TALK ABOUT A

FLUSTER CLUCK:

 


Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen


Fri May 28,10:50 AM ET



Oddly Enough – Reuters

 

LUSAKA (Reuters) – A 50-year-old Zambian man has

hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said

Friday.


The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to

investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman

said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka,

killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.



 


 






http://teenadvice.about.com/library/blageofconsentchart.htm


 


 


 


[05:22] shahab-: dont read the URL txt it will give it away (the joke)



http://www.talkingonline.com/url_edited_to_preseve_joke

[05:23] Fatal Image: lol

 


 


 


 


nice pronunciation of ‘pennis’

[05:24] shahab-: LOL agreed


 


 


 


Shyheim Launching Online Reality Series

By Nolan Strong

Date: 5/24/2004 1:14 PM

<<Shyheim, an affiliate of Wu-Tang Clan, will launch an online reality

series this week that will feature Hip-Hop luminaries like RZA, Method

Man, Redman, Easy Mo Bee and others. "I want to show everyone from New

York to Yugoslavia what it's like for a Hip-Hop artist to be on the

grind," Shyheim said. "It ain't gonna be like no Makin' Da Band...it'll be

more real."



http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3195

The reality series can be viewed at

www.shyheim.tv


 


 


 


[05:37] shab00tyTM: i wanna go see a movie

[05:38] britownsyou: which one

[05:38] shab00tyTM: soul plane ;P

[05:38] britownsyou: hah…that looks funny

[05:38] britownsyou: that girl is so pretty

[05:38] shab00tyTM: what girl

[05:39] britownsyou: umm..the one singin…"now that u got on the plane and u’ll be chillin" blah blah

[05:39] britownsyou: u know…that destineys child song lol

[05:39] britownsyou: shes hispanic

[05:39] shab00tyTM: tru

[05:39] shab00tyTM: yea i know

[05:39] britownsyou: =]

[05:39] britownsyou: yeah so anyway..go see it if u wanna go see it

[05:39] britownsyou: YO u know that girl that called u was the passions of the christ girl right?

[05:39] britownsyou: lmao

[05:39] britownsyou: i was like…rofl..call shawn

[05:40] shab00tyTM: lol

[05:40] shab00tyTM: yea that wuznt coo ;) sike to be up front w/ the devil

[05:40] britownsyou: sorry..im mean

[05:40] shab00tyTM: she has been w/ more then 1 guy right she lie’n

[05:41] britownsyou: nah shes only been with one..but shes definitly a ho..shes like…"damn hes sexy i wanna suck his BLEEP* and she’ll be like.."holy shit id fuck him so good"

[05:41] britownsyou: and to random ppl

[05:41] britownsyou: in other words…if u asked her to do..she’ll do

[05:41] shab00tyTM: heh werd


 


 


 


 


[04:10] freshnclean421: yo

[04:10] shab00tyTM: sup

[04:10] shab00tyTM: thats intersting im looking at who has viewed my blog and i

see a:

proxy-ny.cbs.com

170.20.11.59

some1 who works at cbs or viacom musta went there…


 


1 0.0.0.0 0 ms 0 ms 0 ms 0 ms 0 0 0%

3 68.87.19.161 pos-7-3-cr01.whitemarsh.md.core.comcast.net 11 ms 11 ms 9 ms 21

ms 16 16 0%

4 12.118.102.9 16 ms 16 ms 14 ms 27 ms 16 16 0%

5 12.123.3.82 tbr1-p010101.n54ny.ip.att.net 15 ms 15 ms 15 ms 15 ms 16 1 94%

6 12.123.3.2 gar4-p300.n54ny.ip.att.net 15 ms 15 ms 15 ms 15 ms 16 1 94%

7 12.122.255.214 mdf16-gsr12-2-pos-7-0.nyc2.attens.com 15 ms 15 ms 15 ms 15 ms

16 1 94%

8 63.240.0.205 mdf19-bi4k-1-eth-2-1.nyc2.attens.net 15 ms 16 ms 15 ms 21 ms 16

16 0%

9 199.106.210.91 16 ms 30 ms 15 ms 133 ms 16 16 0%

10 0.0.0.0 0 ms 0 ms 0 ms 0 ms 0 0 0%

11 170.20.11.10 fw01-7000-ext.bc.cbsig.net 20 ms 20 ms 20 ms 20 ms 16 1 94%

12 0.0.0.0 0 ms 0 ms 0 ms 0 ms 0 0 0%

13 0.0.0.0 0 ms 0 ms 0 ms 0 ms 0 0 0%

14 0.0.0.0 0 ms 0 ms 0 ms 0 ms 0 0 0%

 


TraceRoute to 170.20.11.59 [proxy-ny.cbs.com]

Hop (ms) (ms) (ms) IP Address Host name

1 0 0 0 66.98.244.1 gphou-66-98-244-1.ev1.net

2 0 0 0 66.98.241.4 gphou-66-98-241-4.ev1.net

3 0 0 0 66.98.240.5 gphou-66-98-240-5.ev1.net

4 1 1 1 129.250.10.189 ge-2-0-0.r02.hstntx01.us.bb.verio.net

5 9 6 6 129.250.5.40 p16-1-0-3.r20.dllstx09.us.bb.verio.net

6 8 6 9 129.250.3.29 p16-2-0-0.r00.dllstx09.us.bb.verio.net

7 10 10 9 204.255.174.229 so-0-1-0.br6.dfw9.alter.net

8 7 8 7 152.63.103.77 0.so-3-3-0.xl2.dfw9.alter.net

9 8 7 8 152.63.2.181 0.so-0-0-0.tl2.dfw9.alter.net

10 45 46 45 152.63.0.110 0.so-5-0-0.tl2.nyc9.alter.net

11 46 45 45 152.63.21.13 0.so-1-2-0.xl2.nyc4.alter.net

12 46 45 46 152.63.21.29 0.so-7-0-0.gw15.nyc4.alter.net

13 50 49 50 157.130.249.142 viacom-gw.customer.alter.net

14 49 49 50 170.20.11.10 fw01-7000-ext.bc.cbsig.net

15 Timed out Timed out Timed out –

 


[04:14] freshnclean421: the tv station

[04:14] freshnclean421: how could u tell tho

[04:14] shab00tyTM: na just som1 who works at cbs

[04:14] shab00tyTM: browsed to it

[04:14] freshnclean421: hmm

[04:14] shab00tyTM: cause i got a web counter thing

[04:14] shab00tyTM: that logs visitors

[04:15] shab00tyTM: their IP addresses

[04:15] freshnclean421: damn, u bout to have televised radio showslike howard

[04:15] shab00tyTM: LOl

[04:15] shab00tyTM: it’d be tight if som1 famous peepd it but i dunno …

[04:16] freshnclean421: well since they deal w/ tv they must deal w/ famous folk

[04:17] shab00tyTM: it’s interesting cause i can see where they were sent from

and it says like http://webmail.aol.com/msgview.adp

?folder=T1VUQk9Y&uid=8727544

(thats’ a dead link) but som1 musta read my shit from som1 having emailed them it to a cbs address

[04:18] freshnclean421: hmm well since i aint savvy on the net lingo, ill assume that u bein stalked

[04:18] shab00tyTM: lol

[04:19] shab00tyTM: i mean heck cbs can stalk me long as they want …its good to scout talent ;) heh j/k

[04:19] freshnclean421: tru, just remember ur doggz when u make it

[04:20] shab00tyTM: lol no question


 


 


[04:12] freshnclean421: we were lunchin mad hard

[04:12] shab00tyTM: i know lol

[04:12] shab00tyTM: i was too sober for that :)

[04:12] freshnclean421: i noticed

[04:12] shab00tyTM: hehe yea i only had 1 beer all night

[04:12] freshnclean421: i never sat in dennys that long just lunchin off stupid shit

[04:13] shab00tyTM: lol yea we wuz camped

[04:13] freshnclean421: yeah, we jacked a bunch of beer from the party we went to

[04:13] shab00tyTM: heh tru


 


 


 


[04:02] shab00tyTM: i can prolly say the same thing about my night but i can only say ivve had 1 beer =)

[04:02] shab00tyTM: i like ur Away Message:

Grisi’s jmust a tad bit drunk :-)

most randomm interasting night ever

[04:02] shab00tyTM: :)


 


 


[05:33] *** Auto-response sent to britownsyou: my saturday… get to hang out w/ the coolest chick(s) kelsey -n- liz… then 3/6th or 1/2 of the dynasty hit up dennys and they wuz mad lunchin, i was too sober but still got alotta laughs in while campin out there lol holla harriot winfrey (: oh then i got home checkd my "blog" and i see som1 from proxy-ny.cbs.com ..yes that says cbs..viacom-gw.customer.alter.net / viacom cbs cats peepin my blog lol that is elite :) i just hope they are scouting talent *cough cough* h0lla


 


 


[04:02] shab00tyTM: i juswt clald

[04:02] shab00tyTM: just called

[04:04] shab00tyTM: .

[04:05] yasucknthtsad: i think ima die

[04:06] shab00tyTM: y

[04:07] yasucknthtsad: bc i did alsor of fdrugs

[04:07] shab00tyTM: what kinda drugs

[04:07] shab00tyTM: if u think u overdosed call 911

[04:08] yasucknthtsad: wee took a bunch or prcripon drugd that we found aroiund the houdr..then we smashedthim sll up snd dnorted then

[04:09] shab00tyTM: wtf yo call fuckin 911 cause u donno what the heck u took

[04:10] shab00tyTM: u could be doin serious damage to your brain and vital organs and go into shock or something

[04:10] yasucknthtsad: i wannaa jdie

[04:10] shab00tyTM: k well dont tell that to me

[05:22] yasucknthtsad: u awake


UPDATE: SHE’S NOT DEAD


 


 


Auto-response sent to DaleBlade: late night dennys run

with 2 other of the shab00ty dynasty members… um shouts to kelz and liz for

sure U galz are da shiet :) holla

p.s.

it’s the montgomery village dennys …every1 cum : p


 


 


 


[01:29] slasher: whats up brotha

[01:29] shahab *2k4*: yo

[01:29] shahab *2k4*: not muhch

[01:30] slasher: your prob done with school

[01:31] slasher: how’s that go

[01:31] shahab *2k4*: na imma be a super senior

[01:31] slasher: nice

[01:31] slasher: shit’s gonna get crazy once i get to college

[01:31] shahab *2k4*: tru

[01:31] shahab *2k4*: i wanna be an on air personality =)

[01:32] slasher: i’ll make that bitch a different place lol

[01:32] slasher: hehe hell yea

[01:32] slasher: shahab represent

[01:32] slasher: how much is it a semester for maryland

[01:33] shahab *2k4*: a lot

[01:33] shahab *2k4*: they raised tuition so much

[01:33] shahab *2k4*: esp out of state

[01:33] shahab *2k4*: lol

[01:33] slasher: i’m prolly moving to arizona so i’m gonna go to school there. so i gotta wait till i get residency

[01:34] shahab *2k4*: tru

[01:34] shahab *2k4*: yea out of state fees are ridiculous

[01:34] slasher: yeah no shit

[01:35] slasher: out of hand

[01:35] shahab *2k4*: tru

[01:35] slasher: prices for college is such bullshit

[01:35] shahab *2k4*: i kno

[01:36] slasher: my grandpa was telling me how he paid like 1000 dollars for his whole college

[01:36] shahab *2k4*: lol

[01:36] slasher: it’s like an equivalent of us working like 50 hours to pay our whole college off

[01:37] slasher: college tuition doubles like every 10 years. just nuts

[01:37] shahab *2k4*: tru

[01:37] slasher: so is shawn getting his shit or what

[01:37] slasher: heh

[01:38] shahab *2k4*: what u mean my shit

[01:38] slasher: oh yea

[01:39] slasher: sucks one of my friends was gonna get a bj but the girl was wasted and she ended up ripping out his nipple ring.. thats some sick shit

[01:54] $ugax$weet$$: hahaha

[01:54] $ugax$weet$$: ouch!

[01:40] slasher: alright well u have a good night i need to get wasted more. PEACE shahab :)

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: aw

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: ew

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: LOOL tru

[01:40] slasher: yeah heh :P

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: im drinkin yeinglings

[01:40] slasher: right on :)

[01:41] shahab *2k4*: tru datz holla dawg ;)

[01:41] slasher: woo woo

[01:41] slasher: peace

[01:41] shahab *2k4*: PEACE


 


 


 


 


I DIDNT PUT THESE WORDS IN HER MOUTH, HONEST :P


[12:04] $ugax$weet$$: shawnnn : )

[12:04] $ugax$weet$$: is oh so sexy

[12:04] $ugax$weet$$: and hes the bestest

[12:04] $ugax$weet$$: and …

[12:05] $ugax$weet$$: your awesome

[12:05] $ugax$weet$$: and…

[12:05] $ugax$weet$$: your hot

[12:06] $ugax$weet$$: and such a nice guy

[12:06] $ugax$weet$$: we have to hang out again asap

[12:06] $ugax$weet$$: next time maybe i can get a kiss :P

[12:07] $ugax$weet$$: you know u l;iked that cicada

[12:20] $ugax$weet$$: mm im gonna keep this gum forever

my friend commenting on the above:

[10:48] mdscutie: lol

[10:48] mdscutie: gum?

[10:48] shab00tyTM: yea i gave her a piece of gum

[10:50] mdscutie: from ur mouth?

[10:50] shab00tyTM: na

[10:50] shab00tyTM: from my pack of gum :)

[10:50] mdscutie: oh ok

[10:50] mdscutie: bout to say

[01:13] shab00tyTM: heh hey

[01:13] shab00tyTM: heh hey

[01:13] $ugax$weet$$: heyy sup

[01:13] shab00tyTM: just got in

[01:14] shab00tyTM: but i stopped in college park for a beer run and gas =)

[01:14] shab00tyTM: i read ur msgs :)

[01:14] $ugax$weet$$: lol

[01:14] shab00tyTM: i hope u mean em ;)

[01:15] shab00tyTM: i kno i love ya for em :)

[01:15] $ugax$weet$$: of course i do

[01:15] $ugax$weet$$: i wouldnt say them if i didnt mean it

[01:18] shab00tyTM: heh so ur nice self stayed up just to make sure i got home? :)

[01:19] $ugax$weet$$: sure if u wanna think that

[01:19] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:33] $ugax$weet$$: now i can say you are soo hella FINE in person lol

[01:34] $ugax$weet$$: remind me to never say that word again

[01:34] $ugax$weet$$: hella

[01:34] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:35] shab00tyTM: tall dark and handsom

[01:35] shab00tyTM: j/k

[01:35] $ugax$weet$$: you nailed it

[01:35] shab00tyTM: :P

[01:35] shab00tyTM: i dont wanna come accross conceited

[01:36] $ugax$weet$$: are you?

[01:36] shab00tyTM: no

[01:36] $ugax$weet$$: your not conceited

[01:36] shab00tyTM: im a sweetheart

[01:36] $ugax$weet$$: your just confident ;)

[01:36] $ugax$weet$$: thats a good quality to have

[01:37] shab00tyTM: u lookd hot w/ the blue thong creepin out :)

[01:37] shab00tyTM: tru

[01:38] $ugax$weet$$: lol

[01:38] shab00tyTM: and that top w/ the bra strap that is $$$$

[01:38] $ugax$weet$$: haaa ..ive never worn that before in my life

[01:38] shab00tyTM: it lookd splendidd on u ;)

[01:38] $ugax$weet$$: (the shirt)

[01:39] $ugax$weet$$: aww

[01:39] $ugax$weet$$: spendid

[01:39] $ugax$weet$$: splendid*

[01:39] $ugax$weet$$: i never use that word

[01:40] shab00tyTM: lol my friend just calld me then some girl is there that gets his attention and he’s like "EHH BABY GIRL ..eh yo shahab ill call u back"

lol


 


 


[09:30] holmesjesus: yooooooooo

[09:30] shab00tyTM: yo

[09:30] holmesjesus: you comin down to cp at all durin the summer

[09:31] shab00tyTM: i stopd by last night (for gas and beer) :P

[09:31] holmesjesus: hahah…werd

[09:31] shab00tyTM: phil’s livin in silver spring though

[09:31] shab00tyTM: so if i see him ill be close by

[09:31] holmesjesus: well if ur down there holla at me

[09:31] holmesjesus: yeah i know

[09:31] holmesjesus: i got some other friends that live in avery park too

[09:31] shab00tyTM: o tru

[09:32] shab00tyTM: yea next time im there ill hit ya up… is it borin there these days though? :P

[09:32] holmesjesus: it was thurs. night…me n phil went to cornerstone and no one was there

[09:32] holmesjesus: i’m not there right now…i’m at my parents’

[09:32] holmesjesus: i’ll be back there tomorrow

[09:33] shab00tyTM: lol yea cornerstone during the summer is like black on rice (not counting any potential soy sauce)

[09:33] shab00tyTM: werd

[09:33] holmesjesus: lol soy sauce def. is not black

[09:33] shab00tyTM: lol

[09:33] holmesjesus: i’m out dude…i’ll catch u later

[09:33] shab00tyTM: aight ttylz

[09:33] *** "holmesjesus" signed off at Sun May 30 21:33:38 2004.


 


 


[09:49] mdscutie: oh ok

[09:49] mdscutie: so u do do casual sex?

[09:49] shab00tyTM: no but i do long term fuck buddies if that is casual sex LOL

[09:50] mdscutie: lol

[09:50] mdscutie: yes shab

[09:50] mdscutie: that is

[09:50] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:50] shab00tyTM: O:-)

[09:51] shab00tyTM: im down with foreplay just not casually LOL

[09:52] mdscutie: lol

[09:52] mdscutie: u like foreplay?

[09:52] shab00tyTM: if i like the girl

[09:53] mdscutie: oh ok


 


hour later she comes to this conclusion:

[10:53] mdscutie: awww

[10:53] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:53] mdscutie: i think ur in love

[10:53] shab00tyTM: mebbe

[10:54] mdscutie: lol

[10:54] mdscutest: awwww

[10:55] shab00tyTM: ne ways new subject lets not jinx it

[10:55] mdscutie: lol

[10:55] mdscutie: u cant run away from luv

[10:56] mdscutie: it"ll get u

[10:57] shab00tyTM: and apparently love can quoting you: [09:59] mdscutie: pretty much can manuever me

[09:59] mdscutie: anyway it likes to

[10:57] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:57] mdscutie: lol


 


 


[11:19] shab00tyTM: i heard u got marked down by ur classmates in dance cause u and kelz are the hottest in da class

[11:20] lizzie8222: yeah

[11:20] lizzie8222: those bitches are jealous

[11:20] lizzie8222: theyre all ugly

[11:21] shab00tyTM: well wtf of couse cause u set the bar too high

[11:21] lizzie8222: lol aww


 


 


me hollarin at a girl, only to find out her GIRLFRIEND is on her s/n ….didnt’ even know she was bi-

[11:05] shab00tyTM: i wuz just sayin hi ;) i wasnt tryin to step on ur territory

lol

[11:05] etryike: nah…i don’t care at all…she’s faithful

[11:06] etryike: i know she flirts and shit….gets hit on….but i know whats up

[11:06] shab00tyTM: she’s a dyke on spikes right :) j/k

[11:07] etryike: yea we don’t use that word….thats very harsh

[11:07] shab00tyTM: i wuz playin id never use the word spike unwillfully =)

[11:07] etryike: dyke buddy….i don’t even know what spike means

[11:07] shab00tyTM: i know it was a joke :(

[11:08] etryike: sorry..don’t know u…so don’t know the humor;-)

[11:08] shab00tyTM: tru dat

[11:12] shab00tyTM: this isnt a question but a comment: i hear strap-ons are all the rage now a days LOL

[11:16] shab00tyTM: willing to either confirm or deny this

[11:16] etryike: no comment

[11:16] shab00tyTM: kay :P


 


 


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side notes: hi to kelsey and liz , and to all those broads who blocklisted me for no good reason, all i can say is sorry when you were younger a family member abused you now u’ve grown up to be a lezbo bitch that cant get an orgasm from a guy :( main people i am targetting this to is: carly, megan, fuck it, both meghans LOL, no wait all three megans i’ve ever known (most of em are fuckd up in the head catcholic girls), and mackezie’s ass too :P holla :P


p.s. fuck a 4th megan too :) $$$


 


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heh



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shab00tyTM:

shab00tyTM: LOL



shab00tyTM:
i got a ridiculous memory



shab00tyTM:
and i wasnt supposed to "have your screename" LOL



EriKaMarie922:


I’m lost?



shab00tyTM:
no u were like how the fuck u get my screename and i said u had it up be4 u took it off then ya prolly blockd me i forget



EriKaMarie922:


um… I remember you & the thing is… is that this wasn’t the screen name you IMed me on



shab00tyTM:
is this the one im ALLOWED to have? :P



EriKaMarie922:


you IMed me on another screen name that I don’t give out & only my boyf & his sister had



shab00tyTM:
o



EriKaMarie922:


therefore, I think you’re scary. Buh bye.



EriKaMarie922 signed off at 2:51:33 AM.



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shab00tyTM: girls are so full of themselves. the joke is that they are

so full of their selves that they have screenames that others aren’t supposed to have…. thats wack



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shab00tyTM: i think ur way cool



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SlipxNxFall: meh



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shab00tyTM: and what makes u cool isnt easily describable



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shab00tyTM: what im tryin to say is there is depth about u … you arent surfacey ..=)



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SlipxNxFall: nice.



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shab00tyTM:

like there’s no way a stranger could meet u and then in an hour get to see all of the good things about u… but other girls after 15min u pretty much been through all of the good things they have to offer =P



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SlipxNxFall: nice.



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SlipxNxFall: well i dont like people all up on my grill



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shab00tyTM: it’s only cause i wanna reduce my "meh" to "nice" ratio with you :-)



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shab00tyTM: ne ways imma go heat up some food… reconsider hating me :-)



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SlipxNxFall: never



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shab00tyTM: ^_^ ur just giving me more inspiration to live =)



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SlipxNxFall: well damn.



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SlipxNxFall: then live on



SlipxNxFall signed off at 5:01:17 AM.

JUST FOR THE RECORD THESE ARE "NET WHORES" THAT HAVE NEVER MET ME

SO FUCK ‘EM :P


 


 


[02:15] shab00tyTM: howdy

[02:15] rhetoricalapple: hey

[02:16] shab00tyTM: i been meaning to go upstairs and reheat some food but im too lazy.. .wheres my feminist maid when i need her

[02:17] shab00tyTM: heh

[02:17] rhetoricalapple: ha

[02:18] shab00tyTM: can u believe i had my female friend over and i didnt jump her bones

[02:19] rhetoricalapple: wow…congratulations

[02:19] rhetoricalapple: I swear, you get more idiotic by the second

[02:20] shab00tyTM: i think like there should be a rule… if u already have an established friendship then the bones jumpnig shouldn’t be rushed.. if it’s like a random net whore like yourself then it’s prolly best to just go for it on the first shot cause she prolly will come to her senses in time to give a second shot

[02:21] rhetoricalapple: ha..right

[02:22] shab00tyTM: beecause often i talk to those net whores at a later date and i ask if i woulda made a move what’d ya done and they just be like "hey it woulda been whater i woulda been down w/ whatever" SO damn that irks a pimp

[02:22] rhetoricalapple: yeah

[02:23] shab00tyTM: sorry this is the only kind of convo i can muster up at 2:22 am :P

[02:24] rhetoricalapple: yeah..well, here’s an idea…stop talking to me and go masturbate

[02:24] shab00tyTM: lol but what if i had a chat fetish

[02:25] shab00tyTM: i just told my other friend that she should have her own reality show on a porn channel

[02:26] shab00tyTM: that’d be one show i’d hate to be in the editing room for cause id wanna keep all the breastassists in

[02:37] shab00tyTM: IM IN DA BITCH MOUTH EVERY MORNING LIKE TOOTH PASTE

[02:38] *** "rhetoricalapple" signed off at Fri May 28

02:38:52 2004.


 


 


[01:13] jazerrgirl: my lover poon agrees we have hot steamy sex everyday lol

sike

[01:13] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:14] jazerrgirl: i kno u jealous

[01:14] shab00tyTM: i had a girl over like 15 min ago but i was respectful i didnt jump her bones ;)

[01:15] jazerrgirl: awww good job! .. so what it took u 10 min to fuck her instead of 5?

[01:15] shab00tyTM: lol say wah?

[01:15] shab00tyTM: na i am respectful of my female friends

[01:16] jazerrgirl: u didnt do anything with her>

[01:16] shab00tyTM: i mean it’s not really like that w/ us :P we just friends …if she was drinkin too i woulda made the first move though

[01:16] jazerrgirl: haha ooo

[01:16] jazerrgirl: im proud u kept ur penis in ur pants

[01:17] shab00tyTM: :)

[01:17] jazerrgirl: *claps for sha*

[01:17] shab00tyTM: heheh

[01:18] jazerrgirl: soo how bout me? lol

[01:18] shab00tyTM: heh how bout u dunno

[01:18] jazerrgirl: ok i guess ill never be hot to u

[01:18] jazerrgirl: lol

[01:18] shab00tyTM: heh

[01:18] shab00tyTM: if we were drunk somethin would happen

[01:19] jazerrgirl: thanks alot fucker lol

[01:19] shab00tyTM: hehe


 


 


 


my chat with a future porn star…guaranteed:


[12:40] shahab *2k4*: sup

[12:41] shahab *2k4*: i was talkin to ur friend jessica today

[12:41] maranda: oh yea

[12:41] maranda: what she say

[12:41] shahab *2k4*: she was tellin me bout when you two hooked up

[12:42] maranda: oh

[12:42] shahab *2k4*: she said she liked how u’d stay so wet

[12:42] maranda: yea i get pretty wet

[12:43] shahab *2k4*: she said she likes the way ur pussy sounded when she used a strap on on u like the sound of wetness

[12:43] maranda: oh i never notice

[12:44] shahab *2k4*: she said ur crew is called the nc-17 crew

[12:44] shahab *2k4*: and i told her i wanna hang out w/ yall

[12:44] maranda: yea my friends are very pretty

[12:46] shahab *2k4*: man why u all stuck up about #’s though

[12:47] maranda: because we dont know u

[12:47] shahab *2k4*: yea well talkin to me cant hurt…

[12:47] maranda: sometimes we have guys around the house

[12:47] maranda: we wont no problems

[12:48] shahab *2k4*: say wah?

[12:50] maranda: sometimes we have some guys around the house and we dont wanna get into a lil fight

[12:52] shahab *2k4*: lol wtf u live in a whore house? :)

[12:52] maranda: eh if u wanna call it like that

[12:52] shahab *2k4*: thats shady

[12:54] maranda: i some have pics of jess if u wanna see more of her

[12:54] shahab *2k4*: sure

[12:57] *** maranda is trying to send you "me.bmp"

[12:59] shahab *2k4*: coo so i still dont get the house u live in lol

[01:01] *** maranda is trying to send you "meandsteph.bmp"

[01:02] shahab *2k4*: u dont live w/ ur parents

[01:02] shahab *2k4*: ?

[01:03] maranda: i do

[01:03] shahab *2k4*: so what guys live in ur house that i should be scared of

[01:04] maranda: no they come over all the time

[01:04] shahab *2k4*: but ur not romantic with them rite

[01:05] maranda: i play with them

[01:05] maranda: i dick with there mind

[01:06] *** maranda is trying to send you "Picture(2).jpg"

[01:07] shahab *2k4*: thats jessica?

[01:08] maranda: yea

[01:08] shahab *2k4*: why she coverin her face

[01:08] maranda: she didnt want pics taken soo i was like click click lol

[01:08] shahab *2k4*: lol

[01:09] shahab *2k4*: well she got a nice bussom

[01:09] shahab *2k4*: so u only got w/ her once?

[01:10] maranda: yea

[01:10] maranda: im on my computer soo i dont have many of her

[01:11] shahab *2k4*: well u all are hot ashame u all aint got time for a brotha ;)

[01:13] maranda: i think thats it

[01:13] shahab *2k4*: =0) k

[01:13] maranda: hold on

[01:13] shahab *2k4*: k

[01:15] *** maranda is trying to send you "91.jpg"

[01:16] shahab *2k4*: those boobies look familiar =P those are urs right

[01:16] maranda: yes lol

[01:17] shahab *2k4*: heh are u impressed i know ur tits just by the clevage

[01:17] *** maranda is trying to send you "954.jpg"

[01:17] shahab *2k4*: are those natural?

[01:17] maranda: yes lol god

[01:18] shahab *2k4*: they look too big to be real ;)

[01:18] shahab *2k4*: are u wearina bra in the last pic?

[01:19] maranda: no

[01:19] shahab *2k4*: coo

[01:20] maranda: oh here we go i found some more of jessica

[01:20] shahab *2k4*: nice

[01:21] maranda: hold on heres one of me

[01:21] shahab *2k4*: ok

[01:21] *** maranda is trying to send you "916.jpg"

[01:21] shahab *2k4*: who do u think id have a better chance with.. u or jessi

[01:22] shahab *2k4*: nice thong creepin out ur shorts

[01:24] *** maranda is trying to send you "jess3.bmp"

[01:24] *** maranda is trying to send you "jess3.jpg"

[01:24] *** maranda is trying to send you "jess4.jpg"

[01:26] shahab *2k4*: smoking

[01:26] shahab *2k4*: so u never answerd my quetsion

[01:26] maranda: i dont know

[01:28] maranda: who would u rather fuck lol

[01:28] maranda: answer truthfully

[01:28] shahab *2k4*: like who am i physically attracted to more?

[01:29] shahab *2k4*: id prolly have the one night stand with u :P i mean she said u got the "nice and always wet pussy" TM patent pending

[01:30] maranda: yea

[01:30] shahab *2k4*: u like givin head?

[01:31] maranda: its ok

[01:31] maranda: doesnt bother me

[01:31] shahab *2k4*: thats the key factor in me doin repeat trips ;)

[01:32] shahab *2k4*: jessica seems like a girl id date but usually girls that look like her have pissy personalities

[01:32] shahab *2k4*: im not sayin she does just sayin in general

[01:34] maranda: yea

[01:36] shahab *2k4*: she said she only been w/ 1 guy and 2 girls.. it’d be nice to be her 2nd guy :p

[01:37] maranda: yea thats right

[01:37] shahab *2k4*: how many guys u been w/

[01:38] maranda: 2

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: u know whats wierd

[01:40] maranda: ?

[01:41] shahab *2k4*: i was chillin w/ my friend like half an hour ago… in person sittin next to her arm around her leg on top of hers etc… and just chattin w/ ya i am more horny…

[01:41] maranda: lol

[01:41] shahab *2k4*: and she was smokin hot too it’s not like she wasnt hot

[01:41] shahab *2k4*: guess i was too sober =)

[01:42] shahab *2k4*: u got any pics of u felating anything

[01:43] shahab *2k4*: like a banana =)

[01:43] maranda: no

[01:44] shahab *2k4*: so how old are u and jess

[01:44] maranda: im 19 now jess is 18

[01:44] shahab *2k4*: is 21 too old for ya

[01:45] maranda: no lol

[01:46] shahab *2k4*: so how many girls u been w

[01:46] shahab *2k4*: w/

[01:47] maranda: 5

[01:47] shahab *2k4*: so if i was a hot chick would it be easier to get at ya

[01:47] maranda: no not really

[01:48] shahab *2k4*: u seem like some1 id be a friend first be4 anythin romantic

[01:49] maranda: ill show u a girl i fuck

[01:49] shahab *2k4*: k

[01:53] shahab *2k4*: send it =p

[01:53] *** maranda is trying to send you "sally.jpg"

[01:54] shahab *2k4*: she’s cute

[01:54] shahab *2k4*: looks like fun =)

[01:55] shahab *2k4*: u use ur strap on on her ?

[01:55] maranda: yea i fucked the shit out of her

[01:56] shahab *2k4*: when u use the strap-on whats ur fav position

[01:57] maranda: front wards

[01:57] shahab *2k4*: like missionary?

[01:57] maranda: yea

[01:58] shahab *2k4*: is it ok i crop that guy out of that pic =0

[01:58] maranda: lol

[02:00] shahab *2k4*: so did she fuck u w/ the strapon too?

[02:00] maranda: indeed

[02:01] shahab *2k4*: whos better at fuckin ya w/ the strapon sally or jessica

[02:06] maranda: jess is better at fuckin

[02:06] maranda: sally really is straight

[02:07] maranda: i just caught her in the mood

[02:07] shahab *2k4*: slick of u =)

[02:08] shahab *2k4*: so who out of u 3 has the best ass =)

[02:08] maranda: jess

[02:08] maranda: she has a tight one

[02:09] shahab *2k4*: tru….speaking of which u ever do "ass play"

[02:09] shahab *2k4*: know what i mean by that?

[02:09] maranda: anal?

[02:10] shahab *2k4*: well i just yea.. anything involving anal (it doesnt have to be like anything too crucial though)

[02:11] maranda: i took anal once

[02:11] shahab *2k4*: from a guy or a strapon

[02:12] maranda: strapon

[02:12] shahab *2k4*: did u lube it up?

[02:13] maranda: yea

[02:13] shahab *2k4*: so how was it ..and would u do it again

[02:14] maranda: yea

[02:14] shahab *2k4*: would u ever like get it from a guy

[02:15] shahab *2k4*: (im not offering thats not my thing im just asking) :P

[02:15] maranda: i dont know

[02:16] shahab *2k4*: kay at least ur candid

[02:20] shahab *2k4*: ur a fun interview =)

[02:21] shahab *2k4*: u should have ur own reality show on a porn channel

[02:22] maranda: ha nah

[02:22] shahab *2k4*: heh why not =)

[02:24] shahab *2k4*: u got star quality

[02:26] shahab *2k4*: that’d be one show i’d hate to be in the editing room for cause id wanna keep all the breastassists in

[02:26] maranda: lol

[02:27] maranda: well im out

[02:27] maranda: im sleept

[02:27] shahab *2k4*: aight maranda its ashame we cant ever talk but maybe one day soon we can

[02:27] shahab *2k4*: :P

[02:27] shahab *2k4*: talk to ya soon

[02:27] maranda: byes hun

[02:27] shahab *2k4*: toodles

[02:27] *** "maranda" signed off at Fri May 28 02:27:58 2004.


 


 


[07:18] kbizzle69: holler

[07:18] shab00tyTM: holler

[07:19] kbizzle69: wutsup

[07:19] shab00tyTM: not much bout to jump in the shower but i look sexy, grungy

[07:19] kbizzle69: ohh hell eyah

[07:19] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:20] kbizzle69: lol

[07:20] kbizzle69: im naked

[07:20] shab00tyTM: o really

[07:20] shab00tyTM: u got ur toy?

[07:24] kbizzle69: lol sike im not naked\

[07:24] kbizzle69: im w/ my freind jenna were all addied up n stoned:-P

[07:24] shab00tyTM: what does addied up mean

[07:24] kbizzle69: aderall

[07:25] kbizzle69: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:-P

[07:25] shab00tyTM: werd

[07:26] shab00tyTM: LOL my dad just brought me a chicken sub he made me, the sub bread was fucking green and moldey

[07:26] shab00tyTM: that’d get me high like you all

[07:27] kbizzle69: hahahhaha

[07:27] kbizzle69: hell eyah

[07:27] kbizzle69: im bouncin off teh fucken walls

[07:27] kbizzle69: hey u know what chennal the hocky game would b on or when it would start?

[07:28] shab00tyTM: probably espn or espn2

[07:28] shab00tyTM: and i dunno when maybe 8 or 9

[07:30] kbizzle69: u positive?

[07:30] kbizzle69: like, its not on now?

[07:30] kbizzle69: cuz its my hometeam the calgary flames baby!!!!!!!!!!!

[07:31] shab00tyTM: o shit

[07:31] shab00tyTM: heh i like igilna… it might be i dont know

[07:31] shab00tyTM: go to tvguide.com :)

[07:32] kbizzle69: werd\

[07:33] kbizzle69: thnax

[07:33] kbizzle69: well i gtg

[07:33] kbizzle69: ill ttyl buddeh

[07:33] shab00tyTM: later ma xoxo


 


 


[07:44] sugaxsweet223: my comp crashed

[07:45] shab00tyTM: o

[07:45] shab00tyTM: get XP :)

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: i have XP

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: i dont have internet yet

[07:45] shab00tyTM: o

[07:45] shab00tyTM: get service pack1

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: everythings fucking gone, my pictures, music, videos

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: everything

[07:45] shab00tyTM: how

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: i had to redo my whole opperating sysyem

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: system*

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: they said maybe a virus or just cuz my computer did that

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: who knows

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: it was crazy

[07:46] shab00tyTM: damn bummer

[07:46] shab00tyTM: all of ur shabooty pix?

[07:46] shab00tyTM: and ur kelsey gone wild video u never sent me?

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: uh huh

[07:46] shab00tyTM: damnnnnnn

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: yeahh

[07:47] shab00tyTM: heh


 


 


[07:49] sugaxsweet223: haha

[07:49] shab00tyTM: i dunno =)

[07:50] sugaxsweet223: silly goose

[07:51] shab00tyTM: ya love it =)

[07:56] sugaxsweet223: i love u

[07:57] shab00tyTM: u do? :) damn mommi u always cheer me up even though im never down :)

[07:57] sugaxsweet223: : ) aw thats sweet, but everyone is down sometimes shawn and if they say they arent they are lieing

[07:58] shab00tyTM: LOL IM not down but if u keep lookin that sexy ill be down on u :)

[07:58] sugaxsweet223: oo baby mm

[07:58] shab00tyTM: hehh

[07:58] sugaxsweet223: go down on me shawn


 


 


[08:20] shab00tyTM: well kells imma go take a shower

[08:20] sugaxsweet223: will u be back

[08:21] shab00tyTM: maybe for a lil but then my friend is rollin thru

[08:24] sugaxsweet223: alright..ttyl mwah

[08:24] *** Auto-response sent to sugaxsweet223: big up yourself, suga x sweet223

shower then then u know *wink wink*

[08:24] sugaxsweet223: it better not be a girl

[08:24] sugaxsweet223: :P

[09:12] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:12] sugaxsweet223: srry what did i say

[09:12] sugaxsweet223: is it a girl?

[09:12] shab00tyTM: man i just started chuckling in the mirror in the bathroom.. im not used to sein myself so sexy

[09:12] shab00tyTM: i was cheesing

[09:12] sugaxsweet223: lolll

[09:12] shab00tyTM: yea its a girl but we’re just friends

[09:12] sugaxsweet223: uh huh

[09:13] shab00tyTM: she dont like me like dat

[09:13] sugaxsweet223: why NOT

[09:13] sugaxsweet223: she crazy

[09:13] shab00tyTM: yea she is

[09:13] sugaxsweet223: lol ohh i see

[09:15] shab00tyTM: but still she should be all over me if she was a true heterosexual woman eh

[09:15] shab00tyTM: i swear..me w/ the wet hair look straight out the shower, shirt off i wuz lookin good

[09:15] shab00tyTM: but i gel’d my hair so i stay w/ the wet hair look

[09:15] sugaxsweet223: for a special occasion?

[09:15] shab00tyTM: say wah

[09:16] sugaxsweet223: nothing

[09:16] shab00tyTM: k =p

[09:16] sugaxsweet223: i bet you did look good

[09:16] shab00tyTM: i DO =0

[09:16] shab00tyTM: lol


 


[05:54] sisjenny: aloooha

[05:54] shab00tyTM: hey

[05:55] sisjenny: hows it going

[05:55] shab00tyTM: have u seen killbill2? (cause i just wrote somethin that will only be amusing if uve seen it)

[05:55] shab00tyTM: its going good

[05:56] sisjenny: yes i have

[05:56] shab00tyTM: ok here’s my email to the HOT99.5 intern coordinator:

[05:56] shab00tyTM:

Hello Jay Conklin,

I’m a UMCP student trying intern for hot995 and if I had to put my life in a microcosm from a movie scene it would have to be from Kill Bill2, where Uma is buried alive in her conklin err coffin and she is punching at the wood ignoring any anguish till she finally breaks the wood and breaks free, unearthing herself. This is my blue print for success; the question is who will be my "Pai Mei." …and who will be my first victims of my 5pt. palm exploding heart technique. :) I mean that figuratively of course.

[05:57] shab00tyTM: some good shit eh =)

[05:59] sisjenny: haha good deal

[06:02] shab00tyTM: i got my blog posted/linked on

www.sxxxy.org

 (i forget how many x’s) the mirror address is

www.newsforperverts.com

[06:02] shab00tyTM: lol :)

[06:02] sisjenny: haha

[06:03] shab00tyTM: i gotta return the favor and link his site on mine now ;)

[06:03] shab00tyTM: thats how u get ur site popular

[06:04] sisjenny: haha good plan

[06:06] shab00tyTM: sigh got an auto-reply from Jay conklin that made me jealous :) Out all week (5/23-5/31): Hanging out and interviewing American Idols, DMX, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and a plethora of others in California.

[06:07] sisjenny: hah

[06:07] sisjenny: thats pretty sweeet


[06:16] sisjenny: we watched some when we got the universal remote thing

[06:16] shab00tyTM: o werd

[06:16] shab00tyTM: hehe

[06:19] shab00tyTM: well just come over i wanna be graced [by your presence of course]

[06:25] sisjenny: good deal, well ill give u a call later, off to boxing for me

[06:25] shab00tyTM: aight jen ..ill be here waiting to ice u down


^_^


 


 


[04:39] lizzie82221: hey

[04:39] shab00tyTM: heya

[04:40] lizzie82221: wuts goin on

[04:40] shab00tyTM: not much ..networking =)

[04:40] lizzie82221: wuts tht

[04:40] shab00tyTM: tryin to expand my horizons

[04:41] lizzie82221: oh ok

[04:41] shab00tyTM: lol

[04:41] shab00tyTM: whore-iz-ons

[04:41] lizzie82221: haha

[04:41] lizzie82221: i bet thts wut ur doin

[04:42] shab00tyTM: lol


[02:32] lizzie82221: u sure are a nerd

[02:32] *** Auto-response sent to lizzie82221: im such a sexy nerd, i have a gmail beta account :) [by google] 1GB of space BiTCHES! :)

[02:32] lizzie82221: i dunno bout sexy tho

[02:32] lizzie82221: JK

[03:20] shab00tyTM: =p


 


[03:55] shahab *2k4*: u should gimmie ur #

[03:55] Jessica: eh i dont think so

[03:56] shahab *2k4*: k

[03:56] shahab *2k4*: too scared id turn ya on eh

[03:58] Jessica: i say its small talk

[03:59] shahab *2k4*: nah i usually get people to warm up to me to where it moves away from small talk fast =P

[04:03] Jessica: haha

[04:04] Jessica: i see where ur funny side comes in

[04:04] shahab *2k4*: ill have u having phone sex in 15 min ..thats not small talk unless your whimpers are of small breaths :)

[04:04] shahab *2k4*: ;)

[04:04] Jessica: phone sex

[04:04] shahab *2k4*: it was a joke :)

[04:04] Jessica: its either the real thing or no thing

[04:05] shahab *2k4*: i agree

[04:05] shahab *2k4*: so i guess we should have to meet :)

[04:07] Jessica: nah i have herpes

[04:07] shahab *2k4*: u serious?

[04:07] shahab *2k4*: u waldorf chicks are grimey :)

[04:07] Jessica: haha im kidding

[04:08] shahab *2k4*: LOL

[04:08] shahab *2k4*: i believed

[04:08] shahab *2k4*: u


[04:22] shahab *2k4*: heh ill be the judge of that if i ever get the opportunity to grace the same space as u

[04:23] Jessica: trust me ull like

[04:26] shahab *2k4*: tru :)

[04:26] Jessica: were in that lil group u know me miranda and the others

[04:26] shahab *2k4*: thats a secksee group to be in ;)

[04:29] Jessica: yup

[04:29] Jessica: the rated nc-17 group

[04:29] shahab *2k4*: o shit i gotta hang out w/ that group

[04:31] Jessica: lol

[04:31] Jessica: yea ur thinkin orgy

[04:34] Jessica: arent u

[04:35] shahab *2k4*: LOl

[04:35] shahab *2k4*: nah but yo i mean like im thinking LAP DANCE

[04:36] Jessica: yea ull be walkin home naked

[04:36] shahab *2k4*: lol

[04:36] shahab *2k4*: thats hot … =)

[04:39] shahab *2k4*: hehe i think i’d be a happy little lad amongst that group of shorites

[04:41] Jessica: haha yes u would


 


more future pornstars of america talk:


[04:42] Jessica: i dont know about with me i have a tight schedule

[04:42] shahab *2k4*: long as thats not the only thing thats tight on ya

[04:43] Jessica: ha im loose as a goose

[04:43] shahab *2k4*: lol

[04:43] Jessica: sike ive only done like 3 times

[04:44] Jessica: once to get revenge on someone

[04:44] Jessica: the only 2 with a girlfriend and miranda

[04:47] shahab *2k4*: howz miranda in bed

[04:48] Jessica: fuckin amazing

[04:48] shahab *2k4*: how many times she get ya off

[04:49] Jessica: 2 orgasms

[04:50] Jessica: shes soo soft below

[04:52] shahab *2k4*: like when u say so sofft below u mean when she’s down on u or when u were down on her.. or were u even down on her at all

[04:53] Jessica: down on her

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: o really so u like eatin girls eh :)

[04:53] Jessica: she stays wet for a long time

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: nice

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: i like wet girls :)

[04:53] Jessica: when i stick my strap on in her u can hear the wetness

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: u musta really turnd her on

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: o wow u got a strap on?

[04:54] Jessica: yea me and her

[04:54] shahab *2k4*: yea u can hear her pussy eh

[04:54] shahab *2k4*: sweet

[04:54] shahab *2k4*: u fuck each other hard eh

[04:54] Jessica: yea

[04:55] Jessica: haha we had to flip the couch cushins over because we wet it up soo bad

[04:55] shahab *2k4*: LOL

[04:55] shahab *2k4*: who gets wetter her or u

[04:55] Jessica: i dont know

[04:55] shahab *2k4*: u like penis at all?

[04:56] Jessica: yea that was fun

[04:56] Jessica: but it was for some revenge

[04:56] Jessica: soo i had to enjoy it

[04:56] shahab *2k4*: so come on lets pretend you’re getting revenge on some1 by gettin w/ me :)

[04:57] Jessica: haha yea ok

[04:57] Jessica: if were somewhere that would happen ur putting a condom on

[04:57] Jessica: i remember the last time

[04:58] Jessica: dont worry the guy was clean i know him well

[04:59] shahab *2k4*: kay =P

[05:00] Jessica: ok


 


 


[12:01] andreakelroth: look shahab

[12:01] andreakelroth:  u dont have to treat me like shit

[12:01] shab00tyTM: k well what do u want

[12:02] andreakelroth: i wanna know what ur deal is

[12:02] shab00tyTM: with what

[12:02] andreakelroth: eveything

[12:02] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:02] shab00tyTM: dunno …i wear my emotions on my sleeves

[12:02] shab00tyTM: and right now i have a sleeveless tee on

[12:02] shab00tyTM: :)

[12:03] andreakelroth: emotionless

[12:03] andreakelroth: nice

[12:03] shab00tyTM: it was a joke ;)

[12:03] andreakelroth: that why i said nice

[12:03] andreakelroth: but for real though…..

[12:03] andreakelroth: i dont really know how to say this….

[12:04] shab00tyTM: k

[12:04] andreakelroth: without bein a bitch or blaming someone but….for real…


*SNIPPET*


 


[12:23] shab00tyTM: i wish i could produce my own reality show =) bet it’d be

a hit it would be the shab00ty dynasty in a house.. how original is that :) LOL

[12:23] shab00tyTM: tru

[12:23] andreakelroth: lol

[12:23] andreakelroth: but ud have to get funny ass ppl to be on with u

[12:23] shab00tyTM: no shit every1 in the dynasty is hilarious

[12:23] andreakelroth: bc if one person is mad funny and others suck, it sucks

[12:23] andreakelroth: lol

[12:24] andreakelroth: no shit

[12:24] andreakelroth: wtf

[12:24] andreakelroth: i bet ur friends are not that funny

[12:25] shab00tyTM: omg if u met em ud wild out LOL ..it’s funny.. my friend roland who every1 says is out of control ..says my friend phil is out of control 2x ..so take thatplus like two quieter but funny guys + 1 other genius white guy =$$$

[12:25] andreakelroth: 1) im funny as a motherfucker 2) not many ppl make me roll on the floor laugh

[12:25] shab00tyTM: 4 black guys me and a white guy

[12:25] shab00tyTM: we’ve never been in the same room together

[12:25] shab00tyTM: if we were it’d be fire works

[12:25] andreakelroth: u and me?

[12:26] andreakelroth: haha

[12:26] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:26] andreakelroth: u may be funny but im clever and sneaky and ill just bomb the shti out fo u when u dont expect it and ull be like….wait whaa….

[12:26] andreakelroth: jp im not that funny

[12:26] andreakelroth: i can dog mediocre guys

[12:27] andreakelroth: i cant get my dad or my friend andrew

[12:27] shab00tyTM: theres only 1 chick id want with my shit is my friend tasha.. she got a kid.. she’s a white girl who sounds black ..mad funny to talk to her ass bout harry potter

[12:27] andreakelroth: lol

[12:27] shab00tyTM: she’d prolly be my robin

[12:27] shab00tyTM: =)

[12:27] andreakelroth: lol

[12:28] shab00tyTM: hopefully we’ll see this brought to light on a black station :)

[12:28] andreakelroth: lol

[12:28] andreakelroth: u aint black

[12:28] shab00tyTM: but my crew is =)

[12:28] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:28] andreakelroth: yeah 1/3 of them

[12:28] shab00tyTM: uhhh 4/6 =1/3?

[12:28] andreakelroth: shit

[12:28] shab00tyTM: how about 2rds

[12:28] andreakelroth: fuck yo im high

[12:28] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:29] andreakelroth: dont ask me to do math

[12:29] andreakelroth: cant do that shit straight either

[12:29] andreakelroth: but i can name the 50 states in alphabetical order and can tell u ne thing about weather and can pronounce any word

[12:30] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:30] andreakelroth: thats not alot is it?

[12:30] shab00tyTM: u couldnt pronounce that one word that time i talkd to ya on da phoen when uwere high …rhythem?

[12:30] andreakelroth: i can pronounce it i just cant say it like normal

[12:31] andreakelroth: in my head i can say it but i cant spell it

[12:31] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:31] andreakelroth: yo ur blowin me

[12:31] andreakelroth: i cant think liek that


 


[12:43] shab00tyTM: 2pac quote: measure a man by his actions fully, from the beginning to the end, dont take a piece out of my life, or a song out of my music, and say this is what i’m about because you know better then that

[12:43] andreakelroth: 2pac is my man yo!

[12:43] andreakelroth: lol im so white

[12:43] andreakelroth: but for real i know all his shit

[12:44] andreakelroth: he is the only rapper i like normally rap is not my thing but i will pump the shit up in the car and chill

[12:44] shab00tyTM: and if you take me out the game, you not gon wanna see the next one,trust me, take me out the game , u not gonna wanna see this next dude, cause he not gon have no compassion

[12:44] shab00tyTM: tru

[12:45] shab00tyTM: im bout to put that shit in my cover letter LOL


 


 


 


[11:15] shab00tyTM: but ya that is gay

[11:15] shab00tyTM: but whatever =p

[11:17] freshnclean411: just stick w/ it and youll be the next howard stern

[11:17] shab00tyTM: ya thanks ;) and ull be the next artie lang ;) heheh

[11:17] shab00tyTM: ya this type of stuff just inspires me more

[11:18] shab00tyTM: ive made a lot more contacts and stuff since this incident that be4 i was just too lazy to do

[11:19] shab00tyTM: maybe even i should look into interning at a tv station then a radio station

[11:19] freshnclean411: shit u and roland need to get together cuz i think he wants to get into tv

[11:20] shab00tyTM: of course my dream team is me u roland henry phil and this cat i know from subspace named jon who’s mad funny

[11:20] freshnclean411: lol

[11:20] shab00tyTM: the day those 6 people are in the same room , there will be fireworks

[11:20] shab00tyTM: no joke

[11:20] freshnclean411: LOL, tru dat

[11:20] shab00tyTM: it could be a reality show, radio, tv whatever

[11:21] freshnclean411: dont matter cuz itll be mad funny


 



shouts to my new fav host/ radio personality (aside from stern):.. El Jefe…

Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 18:49:26 -0400

From: JFKHideout*spampreventer*@aol.com

To: maddmojo*spampreventer*@yahoo.com

Subject: Re: sup guyz

awesome…feel free to swing by the hideout one night! thanks!

jefe


check out "The Hideout" on WJFK http://www.radiohideout.com/inside/


Airtimes:

106.7 WJFK-FM

Mon-Fri 11pm-1am

Call the Hideout:

1-866-277-4969

 


 


i’m def gonna stop by one night :)

I think last night, a listener who came in (some lesbo) …they made her fellate a "man-doll" for an iPOD :)


lets not act like you wouldn’t too :P


[04:43] shab00tyTM: imma be like one night there needs to be a shab00ty dynatsy take over :)

[04:44] freshnclean411: lol, holla at me when u plannin on doin that shit

[04:44] shab00tyTM: yea no doubt that’d be hot


 


 


Away Message:

if u think u could fuck w/ shab00ty u got ta be craayyzy… i wont do a joint with you no matter how much ur label try and pay me..im on top of ur mom i run with her and her sista…it’s simple i see u like to be me..ya’ll niggaz cant fade me.!

 


 btw vote here: http://blog.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ASES&key=KMST

[10:55] Fatal Image: w00t

I voted 10
and your blog’s average is.. 9.9 after 1 vote :(

 


update: apparently it’s still at 9.9 after 11 votes :P


 [11:57] shahab-: ew atom feed shows up pretty crappy heh

http://bahahs.blogspot.com/atom.xml

[11:57] Fatal Image: lmao

 


Share:


Shahab’s words of wisdom on the HFS debacle:


without first looking at the fish you’ve

caught, you can’t throw it back in the sea and expect to catch another


[of the same]


 


[04:08] kbizzle69: lol

[04:08] *** Auto-response sent to %n:

not a horror story but its somethin u sit back and just

marvel at how things dont go your way and laugh about it =p

[05:46] shab00tyTM: =p

[06:11]  phillythestunna: LOL


 


On getting a radio show this fall at WMUC:

hey

man, there are slots available for the fall.  just come to the fall

open house (date as yet not set), and we can go from there.

rock on

-anton [WMUC general manager]

I’m still trying to decide on a show name…I’m thinking: Sha La Philmilia 

or just "Da Shab00ty Dynasty Show"

the Sha La Philmilia is a play on words. instead of Roc La Familia we got "Sha"

and my co-host Phil, in there= SHA La PHILmilia


hehe corny eh =)


 


 


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LOL wtf i just got a call (wrong number) from a nursing home LOL

i answerd they didnt say nothin then i calld it back


 


[01:16] shab00tyTM: corn

A girl who is so hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-dead gorgeous, that you

would happily eat the corn out of her shit.

Baby, you’re more Corn than the Green Giant.

[01:16] oomellyio: Green Giant makes good corn.

[01:16] shab00tyTM: ur’s is better


 


[10:55] shab00tyTM: so did u give it up on ur prom night

[10:55] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:55] honeyhell420: nooooooo

[10:55] shab00tyTM: heheh

[10:55] shab00tyTM: o coo

[10:55] shab00tyTM: so u savin it for me

[10:55] shab00tyTM: jk

[10:55] honeyhell420: sure boo

[10:56] shab00tyTM: i dont wanna get my dick roughed up on some of ur cists though

[10:56] honeyhell420: oooooooooooooo

[10:56] shab00tyTM: thats so wrong

[10:56] honeyhell420: yea it is

[10:56] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:56] shab00tyTM: im in a "bein wrong" mood

[10:56] shab00tyTM: or should i say, politically incorrect =p

[10:57] honeyhell420: true


 


HERE’s AN EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE WHO’S FRESH OFF THE BOAT DOESN’T REALIZE THEY

ARE BEING RACIST AND I JUST PLAY ALONG =P

[06:48] shab00tyTM: =p

[06:49]  mookeam00: I was in the mall that is near your house

[06:49]  mookeam00: something wesfield?

[06:49] shab00tyTM: lakeforest

[06:49]  mookeam00: no no

[06:50] shab00tyTM: well there’s no wesfield here =p

[06:51]  mookeam00: let me think harder

[06:51]  mookeam00: montgomery mall

[06:51] shab00tyTM: ah yea

[06:51] shab00tyTM: thats kinda close not that close ;)

[06:51]  mookeam00: I went there on sunday

[06:51] shab00tyTM: but yea close enough

[06:51]  mookeam00: ooh heehee

[06:51] shab00tyTM: cool

[06:51]  mookeam00: i love that mall….but a lot of asians

[06:52] shab00tyTM: LOL

[06:53] shab00tyTM: yea man too many fucking azns and jewish people in

Montgomery county =P

[06:53]  mookeam00: ooh yeah, and mexican

[06:53]  mookeam00: too*

[06:53] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:53] shab00tyTM: werd

[06:53]  mookeam00: scary!!

[06:54] shab00tyTM: wut iz

[06:55]  mookeam00: mexican

[06:55] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:55] shab00tyTM: they proly wanted to holla

[06:56]  mookeam00: ewww…i hate them b/c they always look horny

[06:56] shab00tyTM: LOL

[06:56] shab00tyTM: THEY ARE =p kinda like me except i dont show it as well ;)

j/k

[06:57]  mookeam00: …LOL…you’re mexican?

[06:58] shab00tyTM: no im h0rnay

[06:58] shab00tyTM: j/k

[06:58]  mookeam00: LOl..yes, you’re always horny

[06:59] shab00tyTM: =p

[06:59]  mookeam00: are you some kind of asian?

[07:00] shab00tyTM: well iran is in asia =p

[07:00]  mookeam00: lol…nice

[07:00]  mookeam00: we’re kinda related then

[07:00]  mookeam00: hahahaha

[07:03] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:03]  mookeam00: haha, some woman thinks Jess and I are lesbians

[07:03] shab00tyTM: tru

[07:03] shab00tyTM: who

[07:04]  mookeam00: this woman in the mall!!

[07:05]  mookeam00: Jess bought me a necklace for my birthday

[07:05]  mookeam00: and when Jess paid, the woman was like "is she spoiled"….

[07:08] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:08] shab00tyTM: wtf

[07:08]  mookeam00: tell me about it, but it was funny@!!

[07:08]  mookeam00: that woman probably sees us together a lot

[07:08]  mookeam00: lol

[07:12] shab00tyTM: tru

[07:12] shab00tyTM: shes like damn jess must be the butch sike

[07:13]  mookeam00: hey, be nice

[07:14] shab00tyTM: k.

[07:14]  mookeam00: ahh, scary!!!


 


[06:10] britownsyou: lmao

[06:10] shab00tyTM: yea i was pissed

[06:10] britownsyou: so u got in trouble for gettin the kid one drink?

[06:10] britownsyou: thats gay

[06:10] shab00tyTM: ya :/

[06:10] britownsyou: im sorry. :-\


 


Away Message:

ive been workni this grave shift and i aint paid shit i wish i could buy me a

space ship and fly past the sky

IM $$$$ LIKE SHA MONEY XL :)

 


ironic the two interns that cleaned the corporate escalade’s rims are the ones that are

fired =P fun times !


 


Away Message:

you would give me kiss if i were on soccer team

SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER

Yes, You would give me kiss if I were on the soccer team,

I know this because you are girlfriend of Rasheem.

If I had a jersey with my number on the back,

Then you would be my girlfriend and you would give me smack.

When I’d dial a telephone call you would call me back,

You would take me for a ride in your Cadillac.

You would give me milk, to go with my Apple Jack,

but you dont. This hurt Hashmere like a thumb tack.

I play chess, but you dont care,

still like soccer player with his very long hair.

And I ask for half a candy-cane you would not share,

This made me mad like a big grizzly bear!

Every time I try out for team I get chopped,

Coach says to me, Hashmeer you need to stop.

No I do not care, and I keep on trying because I think you would give me kiss if

I were on soccer team.


 


Away Message:

why does my e! true hollywood story in the making have to be so fucking

convoluted


 


[01:53] Fatal Image: hey did you know about this thing on kazaa.. where the

RIAA uploads fake mp3s of popular songs.. on super fast connections.. and the

mp3 is actually these crazy screeching noises that attempt to wreck your

speakers?

[01:55] shahab-: yea i think that does sound familiar or at least i remember

them doin it where they upload ones that are just static that if played loud

will fuck ur shit

[01:57] Fatal Image: yeah

how weird is that?? hard to picture a huge company doing petty stuff like that

:)

I guess I mostly dip in the underground because it had never happened to me but

a little while ago I tried to get an outkast song, downloaded it from 3

different sources, and they were all fucked up like that. and hage told me the

scoop… said it was RIAA

and of course i always target the highest bandwidth people.. oops :)

[01:58] shahab-: lol werd

[01:59] shahab-: i hate those commercials that play in movie theathers with that

jewish dood camera man or whatever that works on movie sets that is talkin bout

movie piracy

[01:59] Fatal Image: oh man yup.. so cheesy

I always make snide remarks


[02:20] shahab-: do you watch real world?

[02:20] Fatal Image: god no

[02:22] Fatal Image: real world used to be kind of interesting

when they’d bring different kinds of people together

so they would argue + fight

now they just get the prettiest 7 people they can find so they can fuck each

other :)

[02:22] shahab-: LOL yea tru but they are all still fuckd up in one way or

another ;)


[02:31] shahab-: <<Officials in Indianapolis, IN are considering charges

against

Twista’s tour bus driver, after some 200 gallons of sewage flowed out of the

rapper’s tour bus & on to a city street.



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<<Ice-T is producing an album for former "Knight Ride" & "Bay Watch"

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Ice-T said that Hasselhoff would surprise people with his "rap skill and

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http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3189

<<Ruff Ryders Records hopes to make an impact in pop music & recently

launched the Ruff Pop label. Female singer LT is the first pop act

signed. "Being the first signed pop artist to Ruff Ryders, I look forward

to bringing those same qualities to the label and the listeners, in my

own unique style," LT said.



http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3180

[02:32] Fatal Image: LMAO

200 GALLONS!!!

and confirmation of the hasselhoff thing.. omg…

ruff pop = nice name

[02:33] shahab-: hehehe and im readiing this



http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3186

Jones? pull-yourself-up-by-your-own-bootstraps philosophy has been the main

reason the Diplomats has become a household name in hip-hop the past few years.

He cites Roc-A-Fella CEO Dame Dash and P.Diddy as influences on his business

acumen. In fact, Jones sampled a hit from the ?80s like Diddy when it came time

to promoting his and Cam?ron?s latest venture, Sizzurp Purple Punch Liquor.

Max Barry’s not gonna like that ;) or will he (Syrup author)

[02:37] Fatal Image: biting max barry! omg

[02:37] shahab-:  heh yea aw well max is a marketing master so we’ll see =p

[02:39] Fatal Image: well if their next product is ‘jennifer government food

stamps’ or something

you know theyre biting

[02:40] shahab-: LOL or better yet: JENN GOVERNEMENT CHEESE

[02:40] shahab-: AHHAHAHAAH

[02:40] Fatal Image: lol yup

[02:42] shahab-: how much weed u think u gota be caught w/ to go to jail for 6

mos

[02:42] Fatal Image: I love d/ling a mp3 the filename is Artist – Track 01.mp3

just brilliant

[02:42] shahab-: cause i saw some old highschoo peeps at the festival and they

said this one guy we knew went to jail for weed

[02:42] shahab-: heheh

[02:43] Fatal Image: 6 months I would think would be for selling

[02:43] Fatal Image: but I’m no expert

[02:44] shahab-: werd

[03:08] shahab-: it wuz funny though yo other night i was sittin outside the

hotel waitin for my ride… i see two groupies in a range rover out front just

like idling in the car… finally one hops out, walks past me to the bench

behind me were some i guess bandmember was chillin.. she asks if he got a smoke

for her etc then just goes on and on obviosuly groupie talk …then started

talknig bout her ex? i think..and started sayin all these bad qualities bout him

etc etc and goes like yad dyadda ,he was uncircumcised, yadda yadd..

i just thought this was funny conversation 5minutes into the convo :P

[03:08] shahab-: hmm i mean im sure if i had it a while ago i archived it i just

would hate to spend a while lookin :P (maybe like a day i feel like it lol)

[03:09] Fatal Image: lol .. yeah.. guess it was a big problem :)

[03:10] shahab-: lol apparently LOL prolly the foreskin got caught on the

groupies clit piercing :)

[03:10] shahab-: the foreskin lint got stuck inside her puss =)

[03:10] shahab-: or shuld i say deposited

[03:11] Fatal Image: I heard that foreskin can get cheese in it and stuff :)

like a cheese-like residue

[03:11] shahab-: LOL uhhh =p

[03:11] shahab-: again a jennifer government marketing scheme sounds like ;)

[03:12] Fatal Image: hahahahaahahah

[03:12] shahab-: JEN GOVNT 2: RUMPLEFORESKIN

[03:12] Fatal Image: rofl

yeah apprently if you dont give it a good wash some nasty things can manifest :)

[03:12] shahab-: jerk the foreskin penis off to get gold in the SKEET form :)

[03:12] shahab-: tru heh

[03:14] shahab-: get the rumplestutskin+dave chapelle reference


 


[01:40] joosuckndatsad: mmmmm yeah

[01:41] shab00tyTM: sarah’d be hot in some scratch and sniff thongz

[01:41] joosuckndatsad: omg

[01:42] shab00tyTM: id wear a sand paper condom so i could scratch it good w/ mah

dick

[01:42] joosuckndatsad: ewwwwwwwwww

[01:42] TeMpiSt Fugi 63: EEEWWWWWW

[01:42] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:42] joosuckndatsad: stop it shawn or ill kick u out of da chat room


 


[01:28] shab00tyTM: sarahs da h0ttezt broad in da w0rld ;)

[01:28] joosuckndatsad: liar

[01:28] shab00tyTM: =p

[01:28] joosuckndatsad: your not getting in my pants tomorrow

[01:28] shab00tyTM: llol

[01:28] TeMpuS FugiT 604: haha

[01:28] joosuckndatsad: lol

[01:28] shab00tyTM: i know cause ur gonna be wearing shorts

[01:28] joosuckndatsad: u dono that right shawn there will be no sexual contact

tomorrow

[01:28] shab00tyTM: =]

[01:28] TeMpiSt Fugi 63: you’re still not allowed in them

[01:29] joosuckndatsad: lmao

[01:29] joosuckndatsad: hahahahahahahahahah

[01:29] joosuckndatsad: steffi can get in them

[01:29] joosuckndatsad: lol


 


[12:01] shab00tyTM: how wuz ur prom

[12:02] honeyhell420: good wanna see a pic

[12:04] shab00tyTM: coo u look so classy

[12:04] shab00tyTM: first time i said that non sarcastically in a while

[12:04] honeyhell420: lol thanx boo


 


aw my sweetheart Japanese friend:

[08:08] grsl strell: hi shahab! im leaving now. i hope i can see you next

semester. have a great summer!

[12:56] shab00tyTM: =]


 


12:41] shahab *2k4*: lookin nice and tight

[12:43] shahab *2k4*: anymor

[12:43] maranda: nope all done for now

[12:44] shahab *2k4*: any more of ur breasts?

[12:44] maranda: nope

[12:44] shahab *2k4*: tru

[12:44] shahab *2k4*: now go look at mine

[12:45] maranda: ok

[12:47] maranda: :D

[12:47] maranda: sexy boy

[12:47] shahab *2k4*: are sexy boy’s ur type ;)

[12:48] maranda: not all the time

[12:48] shahab *2k4*: see maranda i think this is one of those times though ;)

[12:51] maranda: maybe!!


 


[11:01]  raineyp00: im in texas :)

[11:01] shab00tyTM: awww

[11:01] shab00tyTM: hehe

[11:17]  raineyp00: she has a camera phone

[11:17]  raineyp00: :)

[11:17]  raineyp00: but shes busy with it

[11:18] shab00tyTM: ur sis?

[11:18]  raineyp00: no my friend rainy

[11:18]  raineyp00: im in texas

[11:18]  raineyp00: visiting her

[11:18] shab00tyTM: how many rainy’s are there

[11:18]  raineyp00: hehe

[11:19]  raineyp00: im Raine and shes Rainy

[11:19]  raineyp00: and we met in college in texas

[11:19] shab00tyTM: well in that case call me Sleet

[11:19]  raineyp00: weird huh

[11:19]  raineyp00: dork

[11:19] shab00tyTM: SKEET SKEET SKEET, the sleet master

[11:19] shab00tyTM: sike

[11:19] shab00tyTM: ya thats ironic

[11:19]  raineyp00: dork

[11:19] shab00tyTM: lol


 


[11:57] zeldy: SapcentS (11:53:45 PM): you and i are just hangin out

[11:57] zeldy: what does that mean in guy language?

[11:57] shab00tyTM: means "hit it and quit it" :P

[11:57] zeldy: haha

[11:57] zeldy: never did anything but kiss

[11:58] shab00tyTM: yea but i think that means all he’s looknig for is to hang

out or "we’re just at the hanging out phaze aka fuck buddy caliber"

[11:59] shab00tyTM: i could say the same thing about u if we hung out and later

chattd id say, you and i are just hangin out like yea we should hang out again

and hopefully this time i nail you but thats all im lookin to do =p

[12:04] zeldy: but definitely more than friends

[12:04] shab00tyTM: me and u or this guy and u?

[12:05] zeldy: me and him

[12:06] shab00tyTM: yea more then plutonic friends if that’s what ur asking

[12:13] zeldy: odd

[12:14] shab00tyTM: all guys want a girl more then plutonically wt

[12:14] shab00tyTM: we wanna get our dicks wet

[12:14] zeldy: ok

[12:14] shab00tyTM: =]

[12:36] shab00tyTM: this girl just sent me a pic of her pussy w/ a banana in it

[12:45] zeldy: gross

[12:45] shab00tyTM: =p


 


[11:21] razzberrylimon: kick him in the face

[1:21] razzberrylimon: oh like it hasnt happened a million times before

agreed :(


 


 


[04:39] *** Auto-response sent to x: my current

intrapersonal communication: YOU’RE THE MAN, NICCA, SHIETTTTT

goals for Monday, May, 24th:

convince a group of nineteen that they should die today

gets my shoes polished by %n , paying homage

IM JUST FUCKING WITH YOU BITCH DONT GETT OFFENDED THIS AINT YO AVG ANTI-%n

AWAY MESSAGE WITH A HAPPY ENDING


 


[10:09] *** Auto-response sent to xxx: yesterday was a

ShOOWWWWW

quite figuratively… esp. the after party…it’s funny when you’re hanging with

mad celebs, till ya get bitter about something, then one of the sports junkies

to grill your boss about it LOL… quite laughable :P h0lla


 


Away Message:

she needs a golden vibrator to divide

the time it takes to look inside and realize that real guys go for real down

anti-blue ballz girls 1

bl0gwuzupdatedyesterday

bbl


 


 


[02:42] shab00tyTM: WHY DO U HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL ALL NIGHT

[02:42] sugarsweet33: because

[02:42] sugarsweet33: i do

[02:42] shab00tyTM: for what reason

[02:42] shab00tyTM: darling

[02:42] sugarsweet33: haha

[02:42] sugarsweet33: cuz

[02:43] sugarsweet33: dance DARLING

[02:43] shab00tyTM: ah kay

[02:44] shab00tyTM: make me proud on that stage

[02:44] sugarsweet33: sure thing;-)

[02:44] shab00tyTM: poke ur butt out :)

[02:44] sugarsweet33: hah

[02:46] shab00tyTM: i bet u got the best ass of al the dancers

[02:46] sugarsweet33: i doubt that

[02:48] shab00tyTM: that ass makes hearts jump out of my eyes

[02:48] sugarsweet33: oooo sexxy

[02:49] shab00tyTM: and u dont even wanna know what jumps out of my crotch


[03:15] sugarsweet33: my ideal job is a trained assassin too haha


 


[01:19] shab00tyTM: btw u ever get a phone #? i hate having out dated #’s for

peeps

[01:20] bassforbreakfast: nope

[01:20] bassforbreakfast: I have no phone

[01:20] bassforbreakfast: ;)

[01:23] shab00tyTM: how do u get booty calld then ^_^

[01:24] bassforbreakfast: :-*I drive over to my boyfriends apartment

[01:24] bassforbreakfast: and knock on the door

[01:25] shab00tyTM: sounds reasonable

[01:29] bassforbreakfast: are you excited about tomorrow?

[01:30] shab00tyTM: im excited about the possibilities =)

[01:31] shab00tyTM: by that i mean like aside from bands i wanna see

breastassists :)

[01:57] bassforbreakfast: there are alot of breasticles there

[01:57] bassforbreakfast: and pre teen breasts, it’s skurry

[01:57] bassforbreakfast: little kids doing bad stuff, it’s bothersome more as you

get older

[01:57] bassforbreakfast: lol

[01:57] shab00tyTM: lol but now a days pre-teen breasts are like porn star

breasts naturally heh


 


[12:06] seskychik2k2: Definetly diggin Tupac Barney from your last post

[01:06] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:07] shab00tyTM: that shit’s hot eh

[01:07] seskychik2k2: YES lol

[01:08] shab00tyTM: hheh

[01:13] seskychik2k2: im sittin here like "go barney go barney"


 


[01:33] shahab-: is this serious ? heh



http://bestweekever.vh1.com/david_hasselhof.html

[03:11] Fatal Image: amazingly that hasselhoff story may be real

[03:12] shahab-: heh fear if so lol wutz ice t pullin =p

 


[03:08] Fatal Image: I like tthe new blog fonts + less colors

way easier to read $

[03:09] shahab-: ya and the less colors=faster to update too thankfully

i agree it’s good (i like the spacing too between lines)

tru it’s money now :)

 


 


[12:38] shab00tyTM: heya

[12:38] xkickedkittyx : heyyy

[12:39] shab00tyTM: reemmber me

[12:39] xkickedkittyx : sup?

[12:39] xkickedkittyx : of course

[12:39] shab00tyTM: u best, cara

[12:39] shab00tyTM: cara zeta jones

[12:40] xkickedkittyx : lol

[12:40] xkickedkittyx : i dont look like het!

[12:40] shab00tyTM: ya u do

[12:40] xkickedkittyx : her

[12:40] shab00tyTM: ur hotter

[12:40] xkickedkittyx : no way

[12:41] *** xkickedkittyx wants to directly connect.

[12:41] *** shab00tyTM wants to directly connect.

[12:41] xkickedkittyx : look at this ugliness

xkickedkittyx: eww

shab00tyTM: u wanna know why thats not ur best pic?

shab00tyTM: ur wearin baggy ass clothes ..too coverd up

shab00tyTM: =)

shab00tyTM: show more and ur a dyme

xkickedkittyx: lol

xkickedkittyx: its the newest one

xkickedkittyx: and that was like 2 months ago

shab00tyTM: takea new one w/ ur cam now

xkickedkittyx: i cant

xkickedkittyx: this is my laptop

xkickedkittyx: not installed yet

shab00tyTM: dont make me have to pull my balls out in protest of this latest

development :-)

xkickedkittyx: hm

shab00tyTM: that was a joke :-)

xkickedkittyx: lol i kno

shab00tyTM: so i still think ur hot are u sad by this heh

xkickedkittyx: lol

xkickedkittyx: im not

shab00tyTM: ur out of ur mind #1, hot #2 lol

xkickedkittyx: what lol?

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: if u think u arent hot , #1 you are out of ur mind and second of all

u are in fact hot lol

xkickedkittyx: haha

xkickedkittyx: oooooooooooooooooKAY

shab00tyTM: heheh

shab00tyTM: ya know i lub ya cara

xkickedkittyx: hehe

xkickedkittyx: yay

shab00tyTM: u get my tenderlions in a bind

shab00tyTM: lol

xkickedkittyx: lmao

shab00tyTM: hehehe

xkickedkittyx: u’re crazy

xkickedkittyx: u crack me up

shab00tyTM: of course ;-)

xkickedkittyx: ok well im gonna go to bed cuz im tireddd

shab00tyTM: aww

shab00tyTM: cause im not invited? :-)

xkickedkittyx: and my back hurts

xkickedkittyx: haha

shab00tyTM: hehe

shab00tyTM: dont invite me ill make ur back way worse =)

xkickedkittyx: uh oh

shab00tyTM: wink wink

shab00tyTM: if ya know what im sayin

shab00tyTM: ill slip ur discs out of place

xkickedkittyx: hahaha

xkickedkittyx: then stay away from me

shab00tyTM: heheh

xkickedkittyx: cuz i dont need to b any more sore

shab00tyTM: :awww

shab00tyTM: its gonna be a good kinda soreness

shab00tyTM: ; )

xkickedkittyx: lol

xkickedkittyx: no soreness right now is good soreness

xkickedkittyx: ok well ttyl

shab00tyTM: ok cara byea xoxo

xkickedkittyx: ill b on tomorrow

xkickedkittyx: nitenite

xkickedkittyx: buhbiez

shab00tyTM: aight ma


 


 


 


[12:59] shab00tyTM: u missed bitch gimmy my fuckin leak back.. the persian

patrick bateman and the knotty headed flea stack

[12:59] beachbabenwv: wtf lol

[12:59] shab00tyTM: LOL

[12:59] shab00tyTM: i dunno but i heard it in a rap song and threw in persian

heh

[12:59] beachbabenwv: haha

[01:00] shab00tyTM: hehe

[01:01] beachbabenwv: ghettoness


 


 


[01:12] shahab-: here, fatal, u can beta test something

that’s gonna be in my next blog

update


[12:40] shahab *2k4*: k one last "pestering" type question… u got any new

pix O:-)

[12:40] maranda: yea give me like 5 mins and ill send them

[12:41] shahab *2k4*: aight hun ill bug ya in 5 :P thankz

[12:46] *** "maranda" signed off at Fri May 21 00:46:46 2004.

[12:56] *** NOTE: This user is offline. Your messages will most likely *not* be

received!

[12:56] shahab *2k4*: uh

[12:56] *** NOTE: This user is offline. Your messages will most likely *not* be

received!

[12:56] shahab *2k4*: wheres my fucking pix


[01:13] Fatal Image: laugh

that’s a snub.

[01:13] shahab-: ironic da broad signed off exactly at the 5 min mark :) oh well

at least i booked her #


 


 


 


 


 


Away Message:

i need henny for my hpnotiq

oh the dillemas :)

blog’s updated, like really long :P take a week to read it all

 


Away Message:

why im a stern fan… i look at my clock it’s 11:04 …4 minutes into the

show… i opt to pass…and watch the west coast reply at 2am :-) not 2:01,

2:00…

holla


 


Away Message:

the persian patrick bateman isn’t at his desk right now

but feel free to watch american psycho to guess what he might be doing :)


 


 


AM I AN ASSHOLE ? :)

 


[08:25] fairyprincessrachey: HEY EVERYBODY.. I HAVENT TALKED TO YOU GUYS IN A

WHILE… *ITS RACHEL BY THE WAY*…. BUTTTTTTTTT

I AM ENGAGED…. AND HAHA I AM HAVING A BABY!@@!! :}}}

[09:11] shab00tyTM: wtf

[09:13] fairyprincessrachey: YEPPP

[09:13] shab00tyTM: were u tryin to have a baby ur it just happnd

[09:14] fairyprincessrachey: ummm no… it jsut happened

[09:15] shab00tyTM: o

[09:17] shab00tyTM: better to you then me :P j/k congratz


 


[11:34] Fatal Image: kinda :)


 


 


 


HAPPY B-LATED B-DAY, BRITTANY

 


 


 


[11:19] celestiialley: righton

[11:19] celestiialley: i’m drunk

[11:19] celestiialley: and had a horrible day

[11:19] celestiialley: not a good idea

[11:19] celestiialley: tonight

[11:19] celestiialley: but thanks

[11:19] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:19] shab00tyTM: what u drink

[11:19] celestiialley: wine

[11:19] celestiialley: bout to pass out

[11:19] shab00tyTM: werd

[11:19] celestiialley: yup

[11:19] shab00tyTM: classy but drunk off ur assy

[11:20] celestiialley: yussir

[11:20] celestiialley: must sleep now luv

[11:20] celestiialley: ttyl

[11:20] shab00tyTM: ok em

[11:20] shab00tyTM: l8r


 


 


[11:19] goodgirly: why is that

[11:20] shab00tyTM: dunno u are a hard customer to please

[11:20] goodgirly: lol

[11:20] goodgirly: i’m never easy…

[11:20] goodgirly: to please

[11:21] goodgirly: sike

[11:21] goodgirly: you make me sound migh maintenance or something

[11:21] goodgirly: high*

[11:21] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:21] shab00tyTM: u are ;)

[11:21] shab00tyTM: u’re azn

[11:22] goodgirly: i’m sorry

[11:22] goodgirly: ;-)

[11:25] goodgirly: man im bout to go

[11:25] goodgirly: i need beauty sleep

[11:25] shab00tyTM: aww

[11:25] shab00tyTM: aight yo

[11:25] goodgirly: i got prom tomorrow

[11:25] shab00tyTM: take it ez w/ yo bad self

[11:25] shab00tyTM: tru

[11:25] shab00tyTM: givin up the butt?

[11:25] goodgirly: ha

[11:25] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:25] goodgirly: if anyone should ever be so lucky

[11:26] shab00tyTM: *raises hand* :)

[11:26] goodgirly: aiight dawg

[11:26] shab00tyTM: aight hun

[11:26] shab00tyTM: laterz ;)

[11:26] goodgirly: hahaha

[11:26] goodgirly: night


 


 


 


 


 


 


[11:19] rhetoricalapple: what?

[11:19] shab00tyTM: im sayin i edit s/n’s on my blog and i edit urs to apple

[11:20] rhetoricalapple: but why would I be in your blog?

[11:20] shab00tyTM: cause ur saying we never had any midly amusing convos? :)

[11:21] rhetoricalapple: ha, basically, yeah

[11:21] rhetoricalapple: well maybe one or 2

[11:21] shab00tyTM: i find the convos where u grill me for saying the B word

amusing

[11:21] rhetoricalapple: yeah..they’re only amusing to other people cause I get

pissed:)

[11:22] shab00tyTM: heh well i want to share that with the masses ;)

[11:22] shab00tyTM: mad feminists are entertaining

[11:22] shab00tyTM: esp if some nip slippage occurs

[11:23] rhetoricalapple: ha

[11:24] shab00tyTM: when some nip slippage happens it’s like the matrix effect

to me i see my eyes turning as if to get a view from all matrix angles ..time

stops it’s just me and the ariola

[11:24] rhetoricalapple: ha

[11:25] shab00tyTM: it’s fun when one’s mental disorder is being entertaining :)

[11:34] shab00tyTM: am i an asshole for this? :)

read next pasted chat dialoge

[11:34] shab00tyTM: [08:25] fairyprincessrachey: HEY EVERYBODY.. I HAVENT TALKED TO

YOU GUYS IN A WHILE… *ITS RACHEL BY THE WAY*…. BUTTTTTTTTT

I AM ENGAGED…. AND HAHA I AM HAVING A BABY!@@!! :}}}

[09:11] shab00tyTM: wtf

[09:13] fairyprincessrachey: YEPPP

[09:13] shab00tyTM: were u tryin to have a baby ur it just happnd

[09:14] fairyprincessrachey: ummm no… it jsut happened

[09:15] shab00tyTM: o

[09:17] shab00tyTM: better to you then me :P j/k congratz

[11:35] rhetoricalapple: no, why would you be an asshole?

[11:35] shab00tyTM: cause i wasnt supportive

[11:35] shab00tyTM: =)

[11:35] rhetoricalapple: well, was she pissed about it?

[11:35] shab00tyTM: no

[11:35] shab00tyTM: i just want a reaction out of some1 cause she didnt react :)

[11:35] rhetoricalapple: ha

[11:35] rhetoricalapple: well, you won’t get it here

[11:36] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:36] shab00tyTM: u jaded femm :)

[11:36] shab00tyTM: so next time im in germantown want me to call ya

[11:37] shab00tyTM: i wonder if ur in my phone as megan

[11:37] shab00tyTM: hrm

[11:37] shab00tyTM: i dont think u’re in it

[11:37] shab00tyTM: no wonder i havent booty calld u

[11:37] shab00tyTM: drive by booty calld

[11:37] rhetoricalapple: ha…ummm, no….still no calling

[11:38] shab00tyTM: y

[11:38] shab00tyTM: dunt u lub me

[11:38] rhetoricalapple: not really

[11:39] shab00tyTM: ok here’s a better question

[11:39] shab00tyTM: why am i so unlovable from people who havent met me :) or so

un…appealing

[11:39] rhetoricalapple: does this happen often?

[11:40] shab00tyTM: well… i mean people who meet me all love me it’s just

peeps who never met me who have it out for me/intheirhead/headuptheirass

[11:40] rhetoricalapple: you mean online?

[11:40] shab00tyTM: ya

[11:40] rhetoricalapple: well, do you want me to be honest?

[11:40] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:40] shab00tyTM: no :) sike yeah

[11:41]

rhetoricalapple: 1. You "sound" like a retard. If you type in an

unintelligent way, people will think you’re unintelligent

[11:41] rhetoricalapple: 2. You don’t talk about anything real.

[11:41] rhetoricalapple: 3. You’re an attention whore.

[11:41] shab00tyTM: but u realize at the same time this is shtick in a way to

see who can see behind shtick :) so when 95% of "net whores" as i say… cant

see behind shtick then it makes my sthick even more funny :)

[11:41] rhetoricalapple: 4. You’re offensive

[11:42] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:42] shab00tyTM: this is great :)

[11:42] shab00tyTM: er behind=beyond

[11:42] shab00tyTM: whats #5?

[11:42] rhetoricalapple: didn’t really have one

[11:42] rhetoricalapple: I can think of one if you want me to

[11:42] shab00tyTM: here’s my list of me

#1 Funny

[11:42] shab00tyTM: #2 sweet

[11:43] rhetoricalapple: 5. Can’t have my # in my profile because of you

[11:43] shab00tyTM: #3 perve online but it’s all sthick

[11:43] shab00tyTM: :)

[11:43] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:43] shab00tyTM: $$$$

[11:43] shab00tyTM: to that i must say fuck u cause i only calld ya like once :)

[11:43] shab00tyTM: that was a ‘friendly f u’ btw :P

[11:43] rhetoricalapple: still….it was creepy, and I didn’t know who it was

[11:43] rhetoricalapple: so it had to come out

[11:44] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:44] rhetoricalapple: well, I knew it was you, but you wouldn’t admit it

[11:44] shab00tyTM: so whatd u rather have 1 creepy msg or 5 upptiy bugaboo msgs

in one day

[11:44] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:44] rhetoricalapple: haha..uppity

[11:44] shab00tyTM: no i mean like bugging you

[11:44] shab00tyTM: like non stop

[11:45] shab00tyTM: like YO MEG lets hang out , meg you done w/ schoo? , meg u

wanna study, etc etc :)

[11:45] rhetoricalapple: I don’t answer my phone 9/10…so I don’t mind when

people call and leave messages

[11:45] shab00tyTM: o

[11:45] shab00tyTM: well thats gay =)

[11:45] rhetoricalapple: ha

[11:46] shab00tyTM: i dunno to be honest my methodology is just get rich then

find non-commital-gold-diggin-ex-strippers ;) j/k

[11:47] rhetoricalapple: there ya go…that works

[11:47] shab00tyTM: i wanna be like drew carey :)

[11:47] shab00tyTM: he only dates strippers

[11:47] shab00tyTM: i look up to him for that

[11:47] shab00tyTM: ugly guy gets rich and gets strippers thats a great story ;)

[11:47] rhetoricalapple: ha

[11:49] shab00tyTM: sadly i have a bad feeling imma be a softie and like if i do

err when i become successful , imma have a soft spot for a couple people who

aint wanna have nothin to do w/ me back in the day then when things are lookn up

they do…. and to me that’d be sellin out on my part so hope it never comes to

that

[11:50] rhetoricalapple: cross that bridge when you come to it

[11:50] shab00tyTM: oh im coming on to that bridge

[11:50] shab00tyTM: im sayin groupies

[11:51] rhetoricalapple: yeah…I understand…I’m just sayin, why are you

dealing with this already?

[11:53] shab00tyTM: to prove im 1. Not "Sounding" like a retard.

2. Talking about something real.

3. OK…I’m an attention whore but i promise only online :) in person ud be

shocked at how low profile and in the background i am so i think u’re 50% wrong

there

4. Offesnive is subjective

5. Called ur # once :)


 


 


 


 


 


[11:09] shab00tyTM: i kno… u read my blog?

[11:09] skell: newp

[11:09] shab00tyTM: feel free too since u’re in my last post

[11:09] shab00tyTM: about the ppower book

[11:09] skell: haha

[11:09] skell: url?

[11:09] shab00tyTM: read my profile

[11:10] shab00tyTM: last link

[11:10] shab00tyTM: at bottom

[11:10] skell: k

[11:10] skell: thx

[11:10] shab00tyTM: np

[11:10] shab00tyTM: btw i renamed ur s/n in my blog as SkeLL

[11:10] skell: haha

[11:11] skell: *looks*

[11:11] shab00tyTM: FIND ON PAGE: SKELL :)

[11:11] shab00tyTM: heh

[11:11] skell: haha

[11:11] skell: cool

[11:11] shab00tyTM: i posted the guys’ phone number LOL

[11:11] shab00tyTM: $$$$

[11:11] shab00tyTM: hehe

[11:11] skell: hahah

[11:12] skell: how many of my conversations with you do you post?

[11:12] skell: =P

[11:12] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:12] shab00tyTM: i forget ;)

[11:12] shab00tyTM: this was just a rare occasion

[11:12] shab00tyTM: where we talkd about good shit

[11:12] shab00tyTM: this was prolly the first time ;P

[11:12] skell: hahah

[11:13] shab00tyTM: im the howard stern of blogging son :)

[11:13] skell: hehe

[11:14] skell: my gf will KILL me when i start a blog

[11:14] skell: :P

[11:14] skell: she hates em so much

[11:14] shab00tyTM: LOL my blog is an open bbook i post almost everything :)

though i edit/tone down cyber sex sesssions LOL j/k

[11:14] skell: haha

[11:15] skell:

http://www.misternicehands.com/

[11:15] shab00tyTM: wuts da point of dat lol

[11:16] skell: some people must have all the time in world….

[11:18] shab00tyTM: o well ill post it in my next blog update ;)

[11:18] skell: haha

[11:18] skell: nah

[11:18] skell: nto worthy

[11:18] shab00tyTM: i dont care ill post anythin imma log wh0re :) (well along

as it’s midly amusing)

[11:19] skell: hehe

[11:19] shab00tyTM: $


 


 


 


[10:35] sugarsweet33: shawnn…ur so funnyyy (listend to ur voicemail)

[10:35] sugarsweet33: :-P

[10:35] sugarsweet33: gnight

[10:35] shab00tyTM: aww

[10:35] shab00tyTM: =p

[10:35] shab00tyTM: nite xoxo

[10:35] shab00tyTM: =]

[10:35] shab00tyTM: u like me rappin

[10:35] shab00tyTM: ?

[10:37] sugarsweet33: hellz yea

[10:37] sugarsweet33: well i didnt couldnt really listen to the whole thing but

i will later

[10:37] sugarsweet33: i was crackin up

[10:37] sugarsweet33: are u drunk

[10:38] shab00tyTM: no

[10:38] shab00tyTM: i just get excited talkin to girls i like

[10:38] shab00tyTM: or leavin em msgs

[10:38] shab00tyTM: ;)

[10:38] sugarsweet33: like right after i was on stage i was happy to hear ur

voice

[10:38] sugarsweet33: lol

[10:38] shab00tyTM: u were on stagE?

[10:39] shab00tyTM: :)

[10:39] sugarsweet33: yea performmning

[10:39] sugarsweet33: dance concert

[10:39] sugarsweet33: it was stupid

[10:39] shab00tyTM: lap dance?

[10:39] shab00tyTM: i bet u lookd pretty

[10:40] sugarsweet33: ehh

[10:40] sugarsweet33: gtg tho

[10:40] sugarsweet33: byee

[10:40] shab00tyTM: bye


 


 


[10:02] joosuckndatsad: weres the link 4 u blob

[10:02] shab00tyTM: in my profiel

[10:02] shab00tyTM: o shit

[10:02] shab00tyTM: it got fuckd up

[10:02] shab00tyTM: hang on lol

[10:02] joosuckndatsad: if it was in there i wouldnt have asked

[10:02] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:03] *** "joosuckndatsad" signed on at Thu May 20 22:03:16 2004.

[10:03] shab00tyTM: ok

[10:03] shab00tyTM: try now

[10:05] shab00tyTM: its fine now right

[10:05] joosuckndatsad: ok

[10:05] joosuckndatsad: yup

[10:05] shab00tyTM: tru

[10:13] shab00tyTM: u reading it?

[10:13] joosuckndatsad: yup

[10:14] shab00tyTM: coolies :) that makes me proud that i can entertain ya ma <3

[10:14] joosuckndatsad: :-D

[10:14] joosuckndatsad: u going to call me tonight?

[10:14] shab00tyTM: prolly

[10:14] joosuckndatsad: :-*

[10:14] shab00tyTM: answer tonight :P

[10:15] joosuckndatsad: i will…last night i was sleeping

[10:15] shab00tyTM: tru

[10:15] shab00tyTM: sowy

[10:15] shab00tyTM: lol i did call all late my bad

[10:15] joosuckndatsad: im reading the "cool ways to kill yourself thing" no i

was sick

[10:15] joosuckndatsad: brb

[10:15] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:15] shab00tyTM: tru k

[11:28] shab00tyTM: so what u think of those suicide ideas

UHH OH SHE ISN’T REPLYING :)


 


 


 


 


 


[06:39] shahab-: would u fuck?

LOL

[06:40] Fatal Image: heh na there’d be nothin left of me :(

[06:40] shahab-: LOL


 


 


[06:47] mariposapapiy: sweet my bank card finally came

[06:47] shab00tyTM: yay

[06:47] shab00tyTM: we can finally date =)

[06:47] mariposapapiy: lol how u figure?

[06:48] shab00tyTM: now u can pay ur way for me

[06:48] mariposapapiy: i got $2 in my account my deat

[06:48] mariposapapiy: *dear

[06:48] shab00tyTM: LOL

[06:49] mariposapapiy: don’t laugh at me

[06:49] shab00tyTM: we can always go on a date w/ the wendy’s dollar menu..ill

take a jr bacon cheeseburger deluxe and a small frosty… on you :) j/

[06:49] mariposapapiy: blow me

[06:50] shab00tyTM: im just fucking with u =)

[06:50] shab00tyTM: ya know i heart u

[06:50] shab00tyTM: with all of my girth

[06:51] mariposapapiy: well thats sweet

[06:51] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:51] mariposapapiy: your just using me for my hot friends

[06:51] shab00tyTM: o fo shizzle

[06:52] mariposapapiy: bastard


 


 


TWO REASONS THIS SHOULD NOT BE POSTED: HIGHLY PERVERTED AND ETC

[04:08] shab00tyTM: i miss ya

[04:08] lizzie82022: really?

[04:08] shab00tyTM: ya

[04:08] shab00tyTM: well sexually

[04:08] lizzie82022: haha.. thts not possible

[04:08] shab00tyTM: is ur camera fixed

[04:09] lizzie82022: yea

[04:09] shab00tyTM: take me those pix :(

[04:09] lizzie82022: not rite now

[04:09] shab00tyTM: y

[04:09] lizzie82022: im gna have to leave soon anyway

[04:09] shab00tyTM: o

[04:09] lizzie82022: ehh i dont feel liek it

[04:09] shab00tyTM: kay

[04:09] shab00tyTM: its all good lizbo

[04:09] lizzie82022: haha tht sounds like LEZBO

[04:10] shab00tyTM: im goin to hfstivla

[04:10] lizzie82022: damn u

[04:10] lizzie82022: im jealous

[04:10] shab00tyTM: fo free

[04:10] lizzie82022: well of course

[04:10] shab00tyTM: =p

[04:10] lizzie82022: i wnna go soo fuckin bad

[04:12] shab00tyTM: yea it’s gonna be wild

[04:12] lizzie82022: i bet

[04:12] lizzie82022: eojkfgldk

[04:13] shab00tyTM: what’d u rather have.. my cock or go to hfs ;)

[04:13] lizzie82022: u know tht..

[04:14] shab00tyTM: my cock? cause u know it has a "main stage" too just like

hfstival :)

[04:14] lizzie82022: hahahahah

[04:15] shab00tyTM: arent i wrong :)

[04:16] lizzie82022: huh?

[04:17] shab00tyTM: is it such a wrong thing to want lizzies tight little

BLANKGINA

[04:17] lizzie82022: hahah of course not

[04:17] lizzie82022: mm mm :)

[04:18] shab00tyTM: i bet it tastes good too

[04:18] lizzie82022: i would hope so

[04:18] lizzie82022: but it probably doesnt

[04:19] shab00tyTM: y not

[04:19] lizzie82022: becuz no pussy tastes good

[04:19] lizzie82022: ive heard tht

[04:19] lizzie82022: not like i would KNOW

[04:19] shab00tyTM: tru

[04:20] lizzie82022: but i hope mine would be sweeter thn most ;-)

[04:22] shab00tyTM: if i wuz hollarin at ya id make ya s. my d. after it was in

you so u could taste yourself off my d

[04:22] lizzie82022: haha ok

[04:22] shab00tyTM: thats hot eh

[04:22] lizzie82022: hel ya

[04:22] lizzie82022: :-D

[04:24] shab00tyTM: thats like the same as if i BLANK in ur pussy then BLANKED u out

[04:26] lizzie82022: mm tht would be nice too

[04:27] shab00tyTM: yea i wanna see the site face first of my BLANK BLANKING out of

ur BLANK as u hold your BLANK BLANKS spread apart

[04:27] lizzie82022: hehe

[04:30] lizzie82022: ;-)

[04:30] shab00tyTM: uh oh dads home gotta put away the BLANK

[04:30] shab00tyTM: (im back home)

[04:30] lizzie82022: hahahaha ok

[04:30] shab00tyTM: heh

[04:30] shab00tyTM: yag ot me hard

[04:30] lizzie82022: mm :)

[04:30] shab00tyTM: and its hard to hide a BLANK this big

[04:30] lizzie82022: hahahahaha

[04:30] shab00tyTM: lol

[04:31] shab00tyTM: cept by hiding it in u if u were on my lap w/ a skirt

[04:31] lizzie82022: hehehe

[04:31] shab00tyTM: heh

[04:32] lizzie82022: it would be hidden… in my pussyy

[04:32] lizzie82022: lol

[04:34] shab00tyTM: lol wowzers =) u should be a stripper ..if i become rich ill

buy u implants ok

[04:34] shab00tyTM: =)

[04:35] lizzie82022: mm hmm.. wait

[04:35] lizzie82022: theres nothing wrong with my boobiesss

[04:35] lizzie82022: :-P

[04:35] shab00tyTM: tru =)

[04:35] lizzie82022: haha

[04:35] shab00tyTM: i like ur perky lil tits

[04:35] lizzie82022: hehehe :)

[04:36] lizzie82022: ugg i hate it when i get titty hard ons

[04:37] lizzie82022: when its cold

[04:37] lizzie82022: lol

[04:37] lizzie82022: haha

[04:37] shab00tyTM: lol

[04:37] shab00tyTM: whats to hate

[04:37] lizzie82022: it looks weird

[04:37] shab00tyTM: no it says "shawn nibble me"

[04:37] lizzie82022: HAHAHAHAHA

[04:37] lizzie82022: ohh yes

[04:37] shab00tyTM: =p

[04:39] lizzie82022: :-P

[04:39] lizzie82022: lickkk

[04:45] shab00tyTM: if we met we’d BLANK like jack rabbits proly :-0

[04:45] lizzie82022: mm hmm :)

[04:46] lizzie82022: u kno it

[04:49] shab00tyTM: ur BLANK would be loose when i wuz done w/ it

[04:49] lizzie82022: hahahahaha

[04:49] lizzie82022: well have to see about tht


 


 


 


[06:39] shab00tyTM: would u fuck?

LOL

[06:39] freshnclean421: blog’s updated?… ah shizzle, bout to be lunchin for

about 3 hrs

[06:40] freshnclean421: HELL THE FUCK NO

[06:40] shab00tyTM: LO

[06:40] freshnclean421: GOTT DAMN

[06:40] shab00tyTM: agreed

[06:40] shab00tyTM: =p

[06:40] freshnclean421: BITCHES TITTIES SAGGIN LOW TO THE GROUND!!

[06:40] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$

[06:40] shab00tyTM: i bet philthy p would eat her pussy

[06:40] freshnclean421: lol

[06:40] shab00tyTM: heh

[06:40] freshnclean421: that would be so nasty

[06:41] freshnclean421: has he eatin a bitch like that b4?

[06:41] shab00tyTM: u know all this gonna be in my next update that ill prolyl

end up doin in a week :)

heh i dunno he says he’d do it to any1 ;)

[06:42] shab00tyTM: k

[06:43] freshnclean421: $$$$$$

[06:44] freshnclean421: damn, ive been drinking all week

[06:44] freshnclean421: i was supposed to go out tonite but i dont think my

kidneys will hold up

[06:44] shab00tyTM: hehe u need a substance abuse counselor in yo future ;P j/k

[06:44] shab00tyTM: u mean your liver :P

[06:45] freshnclean421: haha, most likely

[06:45] freshnclean421: well both right?

[06:45] shab00tyTM: tru

[06:46] freshnclean421: well whatever it is, my organs will be fucked if i keep

it up

[06:46] shab00tyTM: tru

[06:47] shab00tyTM: yo im mad fuckin MO CO is a rip off compared to CP liqour

stores.. i thought it’d be cheaper here

[06:47] freshnclean421: for reals

[06:47] shab00tyTM: yea its cheaper in pg

[06:47] freshnclean421: i always stock up on liqs when i come down there

[06:47] shab00tyTM: werd

[06:48] shab00tyTM: yea i didnt know.. .hypnotiq is like 3/4 dollars more

expensive here

[06:48] freshnclean421: moco be mad expensive

[06:48] shab00tyTM: werd

[06:48] freshnclean421: how much is it there

[06:48] shab00tyTM: like 22 here it’s like 25/26

[06:48] freshnclean421: mmm, thats a shame

[06:48] shab00tyTM: i kno heh

[06:48] shab00tyTM: esp for me when i wanna splurge

[06:48] freshnclean421: haha

[06:49] freshnclean421: gotta get some henny w/ the hypnotic too

[06:49] freshnclean421: that would be like $10 u save in pg

[06:49] shab00tyTM: ya i know u see that part of my blog update yet related to

this

[06:49] freshnclean421: about to check it

[06:49] shab00tyTM: werd

He’s referening a picture in an old blog update:

[07:00] freshnclean421: LMAO!!! WHY U GOTTA BIG ASS CAT FACE IN THAT HYPNOTIQ

PIC, LOL!!

[07:01] shab00tyTM: LOLLLLLL Those arent my PIX LOL

[07:01] shab00tyTM: i found it on images.google.com

[07:01] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[07:02] shab00tyTM: That cat face is mad funny lookin though

[07:02] freshnclean421: lol, oh my bad. i was about to chastise a bro

[07:02] shab00tyTM: LOL $$

[07:02] shab00tyTM: i kno rite ;)

[07:02] shab00tyTM: i aint even notice it

[07:02] shab00tyTM: till u just said so i was like wtf he talkin bout

[07:03] freshnclean421: haha, the cat head just sittin there in the back chillin

[07:03] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:03] shab00tyTM: i kno rite like he waitin for som1 to come home w/ the henny

[07:04] freshnclean421: haha, his broke, cut out cat face keepin in the kitchen,

ass cant afford that shit.lol

[07:05] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:05] shab00tyTM: it’s prolly halle barry’s house when she was preparing for

her latest role

[07:06] freshnclean421: LOL

[07:06] freshnclean421: that was one of the reject models

[07:07] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:07] shab00tyTM: that was the orignal costume idea =)

[07:07] shab00tyTM: just her holdin that in front of her face

[07:07] freshnclean421: haha

[07:07] freshnclean421: keepin it ghetto

[07:07] shab00tyTM: tru

[07:08] freshnclean421: id see it if i was high

[07:08] freshnclean421: ghetto movies are always funnier when ur fucked up

[07:09] shab00tyTM: tru =p

[07:09] shab00tyTM: so u know what u doin 2ntie

[07:10] freshnclean421: not yet, either b’more or dc

[07:10] freshnclean421: bmore is cheaper

[07:10] shab00tyTM: i wonder if richeltette havin a graduation party =p

[07:10] freshnclean421: oh really??

[07:10] shab00tyTM: i mean she graduated today

[07:10] freshnclean421: damn

[07:11] freshnclean421: hold on a sec

[07:11] shab00tyTM: k

[07:14] freshnclean421: glenn just told me about 5 big parties this weekend

[07:14] shab00tyTM: man glen always talks about 5 big parties every weekend =p

heh

[07:17] shab00tyTM: but he did bail me out a lot though let me not front like

super bowl sunday i aint have shit and last min he scoopd me up and we hit up a

tight restaurant and shit

[07:17] shab00tyTM: werd

[07:17] freshnclean421: thats whatsup

[07:17] freshnclean421: i got fucked up during the superbowl

[07:18] shab00tyTM: i didnt see the nip slippage live ;(

[07:18] freshnclean421: shit we had it on camera of everybody lunchin

[07:18] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:18] freshnclean421: nah me either

[07:19] freshnclean421: but u can bet i was on the internet as soon as i heard

about it

[07:19] shab00tyTM: no doubt lol

[07:20] shab00tyTM: man my blog got most of it’s hit’s ever then cause of that

content LOL remmebe.r. btoo bad i didnt have my "counter" on then

[07:20] freshnclean421: haha

[07:21] freshnclean421: u had her titty blown up like shit

[07:22] freshnclean421: even tho it was mad pixelous, it still was lookin quite

juicy

[07:22] shab00tyTM: LOL

[07:22] shab00tyTM: tru dat

[07:22] shab00tyTM: the juice de-pixilated it for ya in ur mind

[07:22] freshnclean421: lol, trudat

[07:24] freshnclean421: like when i used to watch scrammbled porn on the payper

view channels.

[07:24] shab00tyTM: lol tru

[07:24] shab00tyTM: every kid does

[07:25] freshnclean421: all i needed was to see one breast and i would be set

[07:25] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:25] freshnclean421: it would take like 5 min to make out but for some reason

it would be worth it

[07:27] shab00tyTM: i kno :P at least u can hear it fine too

[07:27] freshnclean421: lol

[07:29] freshnclean421: yeah, but then u gotta hear the dude screamin at the end

and that fucks it all up, lol

[07:29] shab00tyTM:

http://www.misshowardstern.net/modules.php?name

[07:29] shab00tyTM: i kno rite lol

[07:32] shab00tyTM: werd


 


GET OFF MY ELEVATOR SHAFT, BITCH! :)


 


Share:

i make a good lawyer says my professor that gave me a C in a comm class…

expect a Johnny Cochran-like email I just wrote to be posted in a day or so

now if only I can get legal representation o_O j/k it’s not that serious I just

feel like Nick Berg right about now. *SNARL*

NOTORIOUS B.O.G. NOGGLE

 

all of the above is very cryptic correct? let me post the email I am

talking about.

MY EMAIL TO THE SPORTS JUNKIES ON HFS:

 

Subject: please help! heads are rolling, please don’t stand for

this; an intern’s rant.

Body: This is Shahab, your would-be intern this summer. I say would-be

because Big-egO or should I say Oscar has not trumped but troy’ed us. JP was

there perhaps he’s the one that should be reading this email. This is a last

gasp and frankly I have nothing to lose. Saturday night at the after party was a

shoooww I think we all can agree on that. What I didn’t realize was the

relationship that me and Oscar had was a "dylan-puffy" relationship as I like to

call it. I don’t mind starting on the bottom of the totem pole; I’ll drop and do

push-ups, etc, but getting cheesecake isn’t my specialty. JP might know what I’m

talking about. Big-O shit on me that night before any of the real drama had went

down. [To recap, I'm sitting down at a seat ..4 empty seats, Oscar and his crew

come sitting down, and about 5 min later I'm ordered to get up and move my ass

as he said "It's a fraternity", and I was quick to joust back "Well I'm

anti-Greek" as I was getting up. It's quite a slight on his part. I realize I'm

a new intern and I have nothing under my belt. That night was a night after a

long day working at the festival at the booth etc, with most interns with very

little sleep. Okay, so we aren't even allowed to sit down and have a seat after

all of this. When JP goes (no I didn't ask JP to go stick up for me and I wonder

if Oscar thought I asked JP to go stand up to him for me...this wasn't the case)

and blows up his spot saying "Man Oscar this is a showwww get up and give your

seat to Shahab" I could tell Oscar had it in for me right then. Any missteps

after that was the end of me. This was apparently the case having talked to him

just now. The misstep of course, I don't know if he told you all, but I had

gotten Alex another intern a drink ..1 measly drink... little did I know this

was a poison to my existence with HFS. He was underage this I knew, I had no

idea he was just 18. I think it's a shame I get "axed" when really what does

Oscar know about "what's under the hood." I don't think it's a smart move to

inject bad blood when you don't know what you're dealing with or what I have to

offer. Ever since last fall I had been meaning to intern for the Junks. My plans

were very deep rooted to add to the show and make it better. You guys would be

amazed at my comic wit and so on, but unfortunately the ugly Bolivian head has

reared himself before I had even got a chance to get myself established.

It was quite regrettable what transpired and I was hopeful that I could mend

those actions. This was not the case. I thought us minorities were supposed to

stick together, but instead I'm stuck on fly-paper, hung out to dry or more

specifically even after responsibly getting Alex the other intern up to the room

to sober up and go to sleep. If I wanted to not give an F- I would have just

came back down and enjoyed the after-party.

I thought of Oscar as a friend first and a boss second, perhaps that's not the

best arrangement ..what's the saying? keep your friend's close and your bosses

closer? no that's not it.

If anything I understand it might be out of you guys' control and hopefully when

Oscar is done being the intern coordinator (hopefully asap he is horrible for

the role), I might be able to get reinstated.

I don't think this was an issue with specifically ME, [and sadly I was never

formally briefed on the topic of interns drinking (hadn't started yet)

--probably cause HFStival was on my first event but I see how things operate

there, under Oscar....get the interns busting their balls at the Festival, I

promoted it through my blog, got may people to go etc, and when the night's

over, cut those who cross you/get in your hair. This is not the best business

model in my opinion. Me and my friend Jason from Styles from the under have had

many a conversations about how terrible Oscar is in terms of reaching out to the

locals. I realize this monster of a man is being more and more successful,

reaching national celebrity status (blah), and where a local guy like me means

diddly squat but again, that kind of action is a very misconstrued way of doing

things. Again, I don't go down without a fight and this is my last gasp.

I also hope also there is no hypocrisy going around. I don't think it's fair to

solely grill me and fire me...when..., for example of the hypocrisy: apparently

an intern (Emily?) got Alex a couple drinking bracelets at HFStival [this was i

guess kept under wraps but if I'm "going down" maybe it shouldn't be on a

selective basis] (originally i had thought he was just not trying to wait in

line, but later to find out he’s underage) But so my question is okay now I got

the axe, I think Alex got the AXE, what is this girl Emily’s fate? (There are

two Emily’s BTW)

Another form of hypocrisy that took place. This is speculation but the ?other?

Emily was probably in (as Oscar told us) forbidden Tim Virgin’s suite that night

prolly drinking it up (as for her being legal i don’t know but i guess the no

going up to the suite rule was just for the guys). This is a show and you guys

have a lot of clout at HFS. Don’t stand for it. I realize I fucked up by getting

Alex a drink but there was no malice involved, and if I had another opportunity

I would totally circumvent any interaction with Oscar Zeballos. Which is

actually now that I have a greater perspective on things, I think it’s smart to

reduce interaction with bosses, because it usually ends in a debacle like this.

Oscar is uptight, all of the interns did a great job at the booths, kept things

going, I put up the "donate sell phone stands" it was an endless day. Yet, I

can’t even have a freaking seat by the sitting area by the bar, without him

being so uptight about not every one of his last boys sitting down at the area

that I have to be kicked out (heck his boy Steve didn’t even want my seat!)

(this was before the drinking mess). I guess he had it in for me since then. It

really doesn’t look well for any of us, sadly.

That night when he grilled me about the drinking situation I was totally honest

with him, I didn’t skirt the issue, I admitted to what happened; honesty is more

important then saving face. Even if it results in my dismissal. It’s just sad

that if he thinks I’m going to go down without a fight and or when I find

another avenue into radio I will basically make a mockery of the guy. The way I

look at it is, to me he’s like the NBC executives and I am a young Stern. He is

Puff Daddy, and I am Dylan trying to get coupled up with Suge Knight. I showed

so much encouraging and positive energy toward this summer internship ever since

last fall when I first had applied, (then re-applied in the spring). It was a

dream come true, I just wanted to be in the wings of the Junkies who are the

best thing HFS ever invested in when they brought them over. Now I say you guys

don’t stand for this or at least give me some encouragement. It’s a show because

Alex was the guy who drove me to the after-party/hotel. I had ONE miller light,

and he had 1 drink of liquor (I forget the name). He lives in Rockville, I live

in Gaithersburg, He was my designated driver, there was no intention of getting

him drunk. I wanted to go home later in the night. And after all this went down

I wasn’t even feeling comfortable sleeping there, in Mr. Oscar’ the Grouches

room, as I got my junkies-esque (nice) Dad to come and pick up his son from this

showwww of a night and day. And to end, I just want to say, it’s OK if my golden

star is demoted to a silver one but just raping me of my star just plain hurts.

These have been a difficult couple days at the mercy of Oscar. I realize he

takes no shit but this wasn’t a slight on my part just a misjudgment that would

never be made again. Heck, if I had another chance I wouldn’t mess with after

parties, solely just in the wings of the Junks. Not there to party, just there

if you guys need something. And for one thing, I am hella sure as your intern I

could freaking reserve a hotel correctly for you guys (unlike mr. so and so). So

if you guys rally around me I would be here to serve. If not, then I hope in the

future, we can still either work together in one shape or another or at least

grace the same air-waves on a couple occasions. I am a fairly low-profile

person, I only out-speak when I feel there has been a great injustice done to

me. I guess DUKES can now sleep easy and doesn’t have to worry about "Who’s

Shahab…? sounds Israeli, I don’t trust anyone named that around the station"

Fucking jackasses. I guess Dukes and Oscar can rest easily. No Middle eastern

persons at the station. (This conversation occurred when I called in the big o

and dukes show the weekend after the dream appearance). I called in to reassure

Oscar, hey man don’t worry about fucking up the hotel reservations I got your

back etc. Apparently he didn’t have mine. I guess I’m the peon in all of this,

though I feel he is the real peon.

I’m wise enough to know when something has hit the fan (usually a brown fecal

matter) and that when that happens I think it’s optimal to get everything sorted

out (and to analyze what is before us) before just flushing the handle and

forgetting to put the lid down er up.

I heard you guys talking this morning about a lotta stories that happened that

you guys couldn’t talk about. It’s a shame because this my friends, would make

great radio. Even though the situation is very real and not a joke.

If you guys need me, hit me up at

Shahab S.-B. aka "shab00ty"

cell ><

p.s.

again I felt I was backed in a corner and not much to lose. I could shut my pie

hole, save face, and wait till next fall to be turned down but whatever. I was

this close why should I crawl back into my shell now? I even have a summer job

lined up that I refused to make a schedule for until I found out my hours for

HFS. This was my priority. Oscar should be relieved of his intern coordinator

duties.(Which I hear is already going to happen?) This guy after months of

persistence finally tells me I have the internship. Takes him another month and

a half to say: Oh sorry your acceptance letter to your school. I’m not writing

it, you write it up (your hours, that you’re interning for the junkies, and your

job description), email me it, I’ll sign it and fax it to your school. Was he

really so busy he couldn’t do his job of writing a confirmation letter. All of

this is of no consequence now that he says to me "you and the coordinator, Julie

Gowin from UMCP you go talk to her and work it out" What’s to work out, I

couldn’t even register for the past month due to not getting the letter to her.

I’ve been left out a limb guys :(

Take it easy,

-sha-"out on an island"-hab-

Thanks JP, Lurch, EB, Cakes, and CK all of whom I have met and was hoping to get

to know more.

P.P.S.

Being an avid webmaster I was also hoping this summer I could work with

Backdraft in improving the Junkies website. Feel free to view my blog at http://bahahs.blogspot.com

where you might soon see this email posted (you have to admit it’s a good read).

Perhaps I should start a "filing a complaint" section on there: aside from:

http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/complaints.html (to complain about oprah), have a

mailto:oscar@whfs.com … address.

It’s a shame that out of the 50 or 100 so times that I’ve called him, that the

ONE TIME he returns my call is ironically when he is going to fire me.

What’s also a shame is ironically I shouldn’t have even been there that day at

HFStival. I was there because I was dedicated, (called in the weeks before I was

supposed to start and got invited but new interns normally wouldn’t even go), I

however was persistent and dedicated to the all day activity and the spilling

into the hotel [for the after-party]. New interns shouldn’t partake when they

don’t know the policies. I had to learn the hard way.

It’s kind of confusing to me when during the day he has a drinking bracelet without any consequence, yet at night when the same thing happens, it’s my head on a stick. =/

 

I GOT SHAFTED | my shit list just got twice in length :(

I will post if the junks reply.

Don’t worry folks this isn’t the last you heard of me.  I got about a

15 or 16 item "TO-DO" list just as a response from this, to try and regroup from

this hit.

Guess I’ll have a full-time paid job this summer instead of this :(

Just another twist in a now more interesting episode of E! True Shab00ty

Story :P

 

APPROPRIATE WORDS OF THE DAY:

shafted

1)To get slammed up the colon by someone else. Skewerd in the anus with a pole.

2)Getting fucked over hard by someone.

DUDE, Ms. Fucktard shafted me so hard today, she pulled a suprize test on us and

i didnt know fucking shit.

Getting screwed out of a deal

We got shafted out of leaving early

To get impaled or stabbed through, like shiskabob

Damn, that foo’ got shafted!!

Railed

To fuck in a rough, hard manner.

I railed that bitch so hard, when I shot it, it fuckin’ came out her nose.

The act of fucking the living shit out of something or someone, preferably a

female.

Damn dude, I fuckin’ railed that ho all night.

 

definitions brought to you by Urbandictionary.com

 

p.s. don’t expect the long awaited HFStival re-cap from my day and night anymore. )-:


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HFStival is SOLD OUT!!! stop asking me about tickets… I don’t care if you have a friend that wants to go and they’re bugging you so you bug me … :P

besides fuck a ticket, I’M GETTING A FUCKING BRACELET, so there!

here’s the line-up, bamas:

HFStival Main Stage

——————-

11:15 VooDoo Blue

12:05 O.A.R.

1:00 Yellowcard

1:50 Lostprophets

2:50 Papa Roach

3:40 Cypress Hill

4:30 Violent Femmes

5:30 New Found Glory

6:30 P.O.D.

7:35 Jay-Z

8:35 The Offspring

9:45 The Cure

—————

YAYYYYYYYYYYY SONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

DATZ RRIIIIIIIIIGHHHHT!!!!

I’M WILLLLDDDDDDDDD!

I’LL PULLLL MAHHH BALLLZZZZ OUTTT AT THE HHFFSS BOOTH

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BIGGEST BLOG UPDATE IN MY BLOG’S SHORT LIVED HISTORY :P

 

[02:04] shahab-: btw i’ve finally met all of the junkies.. ran into EB and

JP today (had never met EB b4 but heard good things about him he was nice LOL he

asked me about their current intern Dianedra which i know from schoo-she was in

my class- and he asked me if I "TAXED THAT yet" LOL

[02:04] Fatal Image: yeah that’s pretty much right.. objective is more of a

concrete answer

[02:04] shahab-: tru

[02:05] Fatal Image: haha nice

[02:07] bassforbreakfast: lol

[02:07] bassforbreakfast: interesting

[02:07] bassforbreakfast: I haven’t listened to hfs in the morning since high

school

[02:07] bassforbreakfast: and that was before those people I think

[02:08] bassforbreakfast: or they were all different

[02:08] shab00tyTM: ah they are stern-esque with a sports-slant to it :)

[02:05] shahab-: $$

[02:18] shahab-: you TAXING it? j/k btw junks they’re having a segment tomorrow

that just the premise of it cracks me the fuck up… they often have this

segment called WHAT THE BROTHAZ BE SAYIN and they get their friend sac town mike

who’s black and get him to like go to random hood spots like a basketball court

w/ brothaz and shit and asks em random questions heh tomorrows segment he goes

and finds out WUT DA BROTHAZ BE SAYIN bout Cicadas :) that’s gotta be good

[02:18] Fatal Image: lol

that will be great

Friday, May 21

Frank

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Comedian Frank

Callendo from MadTV and Fox’s NFL pre-game show, will join the Junkies. He’s

appearing at the DC Improv this weekend.



What da Brothaz Be Sayin’

The Junkies get the brother’s perspective on the issues of the day with the

infamous "What da Brothaz Be Sayin" segment. Sactown Mike finds out what the

brothers think about cicadas, Nick Berg and more.


[02:10] bassforbreakfast: you are "in a relationship"?

[02:10] bassforbreakfast: neeeeeeeet

[02:11] bassforbreakfast: I think I devised a way to go to the festival, btw.

[02:11] bassforbreakfast: I will be there ;)

[02:11] shab00tyTM: heh u reading my myspace profile?

[02:11] shab00tyTM: oh werd?

[02:11] bassforbreakfast: I glanced at it

[02:12] bassforbreakfast: 8-)

[02:12] shab00tyTM: i aint in a serious one just an IRS one where im taxing em

sike

 

[12:59] shab00tyTM: sup

[12:59] seskychik2k4: HEY!

[01:00] seskychik2k4: did I tell you my prom was saturday?

[01:00] shab00tyTM: did i tell u im goin to hfstival friday

[01:00] seskychik2k4: yea i seen it in your profile, my boyfriend is going too

[01:00] seskychik2k4: I was gonna go but i never got tickets and the girl i was

supposed to go with, doesnt want to go anymore

[01:01] shab00tyTM: im goin as part of the hfs street team

[01:01] seskychik2k4: r u serious??

[01:01] seskychik2k4: r u gonna be like on stage

[01:02] shab00tyTM: lol yea im serious.. i dunno how far my ‘access’ will be but

ill have a special braclet heh

[01:02] shab00tyTM: na i prolly wont be on stage thoug

[01:02] seskychik2k4: Well thats still awesome

[01:02] shab00tyTM: no doubt

[01:02] seskychik2k4: arent you like part of hfs or something

[01:02] shab00tyTM: i was at the station earlier

[01:02] shab00tyTM: got my t-shirt =p

[01:03] shab00tyTM: yea imma intern

[01:03] seskychik2k4: Niftay i mean do you work there or something??

[01:03] seskychik2k4: So what do you do?

[01:03] shab00tyTM: not yet …

[01:03] seskychik2k4: do u get to talk?

[01:03] shab00tyTM: welll i havent even started yet for a couple weeks still ..im

the junkies in the morning intern …i didnt even think i was gonna get to go to

hfstival but im tight w/ the guy who’s heading the street team so he didnt

flinch about me goin too

[01:03] shab00tyTM: ill have my days im sure

[01:04] seskychik2k4: Niftay what will they call you??

[01:04] seskychik2k4: Shabooty???

[01:04] shab00tyTM: i hope shab00ty

[01:04] shab00tyTM: :)

[01:04] shab00tyTM: that’s still up in the air

[01:04] seskychik2k4: I hope so too so i can be like, OH I KNOW THAT GUY!

[01:04] shab00tyTM: heheh yea they can say booty on air rite ;)

[01:04] seskychik2k4: and call up and shout out to ya or something

[01:04] shab00tyTM: $$$ ya no doubt

[01:04] seskychik2k4: Hells YAh

[01:04] seskychik2k4: dude dude dude i didnt tell you about my prom

[01:05] seskychik2k4: it was craziness

[01:05] seskychik2k4: we rented a motel right

[01:05] shab00tyTM: yah

[01:05] seskychik2k4: and got real drunk right

[01:05] shab00tyTM: yea

[01:05] seskychik2k4: and this was like the crapiest of all motels

[01:05] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:05] seskychik2k4: it smelled like cat piss when we walked in. and the

bathroom was really tiny, and the air conditioner hardly worked

[01:05] shab00tyTM: ew

[01:05] seskychik2k4: oh it wass so much fun though

[01:06] seskychik2k4: We ended up spilling like MAD beer so eventually all we

smelled was beer

[01:06] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:06] shab00tyTM: tru dat

[01:06] seskychik2k4: But listen to this, I was in the bathroom talking to my

friend heather about something, and my boyfriend walks in, and my friend walks

out

[01:07] seskychik2k4: then my boyfriend walks out, and then i stay and call him

back into the bathroom :-P

[01:07] seskychik2k4: and you know what happened next

[01:07] seskychik2k4: I got a bruise right in the middle of my back from the

faucet

[01:07] seskychik2k4: but anyway here’s the crazy part

[01:07] seskychik2k4: I did something SO wrong

[01:08] seskychik2k4: arent you gonne ask what it is?

[01:08] seskychik2k4: gonna**

[01:08] shab00tyTM: wah

[01:08] seskychik2k4: Well….by the end of the night, it was only 6 of us, 2

double beds and 3 on each one

[01:08] seskychik2k4: and me and scott thought everyone was sleeping

[01:09] shab00tyTM: ya

[01:09] seskychik2k4: and the guy on our bed was passed out the whole night

anyway, people wrote "I love cock, and I love men" on his face and shit

[01:09] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:09] shab00tyTM: thats fuckd up

[01:09] shab00tyTM: did u draw a cock too?

[01:09] seskychik2k4: welllll….Yea i definitely had sex with scott on the same

bed as that guy

[01:09] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:09] shab00tyTM: 3some :)

[01:09] seskychik2k4: yea they drew a cock real big on his back

[01:09] shab00tyTM: heh

[01:10] seskychik2k4: no the guy was passed out, but he rolled over in the

middle of it and put his arm around scott

[01:10] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:10] seskychik2k4: and scott almost kicked him off the bed

[01:10] shab00tyTM: were u jealous

[01:10] seskychik2k4: LOL naw

[01:10] shab00tyTM: heh

[01:11] seskychik2k4: but I heard my friend megan in midst of orgasm go "they

are definitely having sex"

[01:11] seskychik2k4: o it was crazy

[01:12] shab00tyTM: wait

[01:12] shab00tyTM: when u were orgasming or her

[01:14] seskychik2k4: NO!

[01:14] seskychik2k4: lol she was on the other bed

[01:14] seskychik2k4: we weren’t ON anyone

[01:15] shab00tyTM: no

[01:15] shab00tyTM: i mean

[01:15] shab00tyTM: when she said that

[01:15] shab00tyTM: it was when u were orgasming or her

[01:15] seskychik2k4: WHEN I WAS lol

[01:15] seskychik2k4: no one else had sex that night

[01:16] shab00tyTM: oh my bad

[01:16] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:16] shab00tyTM: damn if i was a guy there id try and tag team u

[01:17] seskychik2k4: LOL nawwww

[01:17] shab00tyTM: heheh

[01:23] shab00tyTM: are u missing my blog being updated? heh i got SOOO much

shit to post i just been busy

[01:24] seskychik2k4: yea i know ive been disappointed

[01:24] shab00tyTM: aww

[01:24] shab00tyTM: ill give u a big ass update later today that will take a

week to read

[01:24] shab00tyTM: :P

[01:24] seskychik2k4: Ok good lol

[01:25] seskychik2k4: I miss when you used to put me in it

[01:25] seskychik2k4: lol

[01:29] shab00tyTM: u are all over the next update im sure =p

[01:30] seskychik2k4: o yay lol

[01:44] shab00tyTM: yo i bought some hypnotiq

[01:44] seskychik2k4: yum

[01:45] shab00tyTM: im dumb though i should only whip out the hypnotiq when im

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[05:13] freshnclean49: yo shabooty

[05:13] *** Auto-response sent to freshnclean49: working on a blog update

my ego is inflating so much that i got a stomach ache

[05:14] shab00tyTM: yo

[05:14] freshnclean49: didu move out yet?

[05:14] shab00tyTM: yea

[05:15] shab00tyTM: but yo if we ever in CP we can always just go to phil’s

apartmetn he moved to which is like 5-10 min from campus

[05:15] freshnclean49: ah i see

[05:15] shab00tyTM: i mean if we chillin

[05:15] freshnclean49: oh really, so thats where he’s gonna be til next

semester?

[05:16] shab00tyTM: till next spring

[05:16] freshnclean49: thats whats up

[05:17] freshnclean49: hey when is hfs?

[05:18] shab00tyTM: sat

[05:18] freshnclean49: is it to late to get tickets

[05:19] shab00tyTM: i think there still are some left but prolly not many (gonna

be 50,000-60,000 peeps there yo)

[05:19] freshnclean49: dizzamn

[05:19] shab00tyTM: trizzue yo

[05:19] freshnclean49: oh well im gonna be at natl guard drill anyway

[05:19] shab00tyTM: gonna be rediculous heh

[05:20] shab00tyTM: ah werd

[05:20] shab00tyTM: man yo this blog update is too fucking long lol

[05:20] shab00tyTM: its like 2-3 weeks worth of hsit

[05:20] shab00tyTM: shit

[05:20] freshnclean49: somebody wanted tickets but i didnt know shit about it so

i had to "axek" the shabooty man

[05:20] shab00tyTM: heh no doubt

[05:21] shab00tyTM: im going fo free ;)

[05:21] freshnclean49: ah werd? cant wait to see that shit

[05:21] shab00tyTM: cause i got da hookup

[05:21] freshnclean49: wha? thas whatsup

[05:21] shab00tyTM: yea i wuz down there today , got my hfs t-shirt they want me

wearing lol

[05:21] freshnclean49: gotta get mad pics of jiggling tits

[05:22] shab00tyTM: i know shiet i dont know if they let cams but they should

let me i imagine heh

[05:22] freshnclean49: oh yeah, u should get the hookup

[05:22] freshnclean49: whos gonna be performing?

[05:23] shab00tyTM: man mad bands … jay-z ..(let me post this blog update im

workin on and it has all da 411 ;P)

[05:23] freshnclean49: no doubt

[05:23] freshnclean49: do ur thing brah

[05:23] shab00tyTM: werd

[05:23] freshnclean49: ill holla

[05:24] shab00tyTM: aightz

 

 

 

[02:32] lilpinkplayette44: im going to hfs

[02:32] lilpinkplayette44: :)

[02:32] shab00tyTM: sweet

[02:32] shab00tyTM: me2 :P duh

[02:32] lilpinkplayette44: lol mayb ill see you!

[02:32] lilpinkplayette44: even tho i dont member what u look like lol

[02:33] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:33] shab00tyTM: if i see u imma give u a thong wedgie just for that

[02:33] lilpinkplayette44: lol what can ya do ;-)

[02:34] shab00tyTM: well ill be wearing a HFS t-shirt ..sexy tall dark hair :)

[02:35] lilpinkplayette44: lol yo i got a question

[02:35] shab00tyTM: ill proly be givin out free shit too

[02:36] shab00tyTM: ok

[02:36] shab00tyTM: whats the quuestion

[02:36] lilpinkplayette44: *SENDS PICTURE* do u think the girl witht he blonde

hair is pretty

[02:37] shab00tyTM: on the rite?

[02:37] shab00tyTM: right*?

[02:37] lilpinkplayette44: yes lol

[02:37] shab00tyTM: her "LID" isnt pretty but she prolly got a nice body LOL

[02:37] lilpinkplayette44: lol

[02:37] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:37] shab00tyTM: is that what u wanted to hear =p

[02:37] lilpinkplayette44: okay just checkin

[02:37] shab00tyTM: k

[02:38] lilpinkplayette44: lol i dont think shes pretty.. and hes short and has

these big ass legs its crazy

[02:38] lilpinkplayette44: sheS*

[02:38] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:38] shab00tyTM: she prolly makes up for it w/ good dome

[02:38] lilpinkplayette44: lmao

[02:39] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:39] shab00tyTM: funny

[02:39] lilpinkplayette44: shes like so weird looking.. shes really pretty from

far away..

[02:39] lilpinkplayette44: but she came up to me and was talking me .. i had to

hold my breath so i wouldnt laugh

[02:39] shab00tyTM: LOL

[02:39] lilpinkplayette44: she dresses really well to

[02:40] shab00tyTM: yea last night gettin my hair cut the Vietnamese lady was

talking vietnamese i had to hold in my laugh cause it just sound mad funny

[02:40] lilpinkplayette44: my friend joey was like.. from behind u think shes

this really hott girl and it gets ur hopes up then she turns around and ur like

damnn

[02:40] shab00tyTM: yea she’s a butterface

[02:40] lilpinkplayette44: yup yup

[02:40] lilpinkplayette44: lol i feel bad bc im not all that cute

[02:40] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:40] lilpinkplayette44: but still shes deff not.. and she thinks aint noone

got shyt on her

[02:40] shab00tyTM: u will be once ur hair grows out to the point it covers ur

face ;) SIKE!!!!!!!!!

[02:41] lilpinkplayette44: ahhhhh i hate you

[02:41] shab00tyTM: kidding em

[02:41] shab00tyTM: at least i fuckin remember what u loook like lol

[02:41] shab00tyTM: unlike me

[02:41] shab00tyTM: er you with me

[02:41] shab00tyTM: heh

[02:41] shab00tyTM: thx for tht

[02:44] lilpinkplayette44: im so innocent looking O:-)

[02:44] lilpinkplayette44: thats b4 my hair grew out

[02:44] lilpinkplayette44: i kinda member what u look like

[02:45] shab00tyTM: ya im growin my hair out too =p

[02:45] lilpinkplayette44: lol do u have pics?

[02:45] shab00tyTM: it’s shahab, you dildo

[02:46] lilpinkplayette44: haha my bad re-re

[02:46] shab00tyTM: =p

[02:46] shab00tyTM: u spe

[02:46] shab00tyTM: sped

 

 

[09:05] *** Auto-response sent to x: w0rked up too much of a sweat to drink my

bottle of hypnotiq :/

who’s a pimp?

got my shit unpacked, got my comcast high speed internet, my haircut (well

….shapeup), bottle of hypnotiq, music blasting my my nicer home pc speakers,

and going to hfs tomorrow for my hfstival briefing ;) <flex>

p.s. back at home duh! (expect a blog update tomorrow that will be like a weeks

worth of reading :P)

max barry and "big-O" are my heros

good luck to my future wife jenn on her trip to CALI (max barry married a jen,

titled his book jennifer government -i have to at least match that) :P



http://www.maxbarry.com/



2004/05/18/news.html#continuum
scroll down to the

part he talks about jen..what a romantic :)

IM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![with schoo]

Away Message:

it’s my duty to please that exam’s b00ty

and to celebrate later imma get the rail version of some crystal champagne ;) $

j/k ttylz [or as it turnd out hypnotiq] lol

 

Away Message:

[11:14] shab00tyTM: sweet i think i am going to the hfstival $$$

[11:14] shab00tyTM: as a member of hfs that is ;)

i get ‘briefed’ tomorrow

$$

 

[02:56] shab00tyTM: lol read this



http://www.ananova.com/news/



story/sm_957945.html?menu=



news.quirkies.sexlife

[02:57] sighkobabe69: can’t busy, my fingers have an appt.

[02:57] sighkobabe69: :-p

[02:57] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:57] shab00tyTM: oh really with ur na na?

[02:57] sighkobabe69: ;)

[02:57] shab00tyTM: awww :P when do i get that same appt? :)

[02:58] sighkobabe69: lol

[02:58] sighkobabe69: who knows!

[02:59] shab00tyTM: except i dont want to book it for my fingers but rather my

‘third’ leg

[02:59] sighkobabe69: lol

[02:59] shab00tyTM: :P

[03:01] shab00tyTM: $$

[03:01] *** Auto-response from sighkobabe69: The word "fuck" is actually an

acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King

issued an official order to… well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence

the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

[03:04] shab00tyTM: =0

 

 

[03:16] Fatal Image:



http://www.wftv.com/news/detail.html

[03:28] shahab-: LOL

[03:28] shahab-: THAT NEWS STORY IS HILARIOUS :)

[03:28] Fatal Image: yes :)

[03:28] shahab-: i wanna see pics or dont i? :)

[03:29] shahab-: i wonder what brand is his brand of choice :P CVS Brand? :)

[03:33] Fatal Image: I think that guy would go for quality and get the real deal

vaseline brand :)

[03:34] shahab-: heheh

 

 

 

[02:45] shab00tyTM: wow ur away msg makes u sound interesting ;) j/k

[02:45] *** Auto-response from cagekid: "um, stop hitting on me im looking for

someone who wears a uniform, but not a basketball one…."

- the quest to find the HOT HOT COP who hit on us tonite continues…..

 

 

[10:13] zeldiz: soo the guy you said who was out of my league??

[10:13] *** Auto-response sent to zeldiz: Tr0y , maddua fluckaz…

oh and zeldiz loves the cock :P

[10:13] zeldiz: yeah, we’re dating :)

[01:11] shab00tyTM: coolies n he already fuckd eh 100% chance it dont last

[01:12] zeldiz: huh?

[01:13] zeldiz: i don’t speak ebonics

[01:13] zeldiz: we didnt fuck, as you you so eloquently put it

[01:37] shab00tyTM: oh i thought u were gettin dick earlier so sorry (from ur

awy msg and all)

[01:41] zeldiz: i wouldn’t have slept with him last night anyway cuz im not like

that

[01:43] shab00tyTM: kay sorry im mad im sober on my last night this spring livin

in CP :P

[01:44] zeldiz: word

[01:44] zeldiz: my last night on campus ever

[01:44] shab00tyTM: o tru u graduating eh

[01:44] zeldiz: on thursday biatch

[01:44] zeldiz: im scared

[01:45] shab00tyTM: why u scared

[01:45] shab00tyTM: congrats

[03:34] shab00tyTM: http://www.a1b2c3.com/metfun1.htm

[11:17] shab00tyTM: sweet i think i am going to the hfstival $$$ after all

[11:18] shab00tyTM: as a member of hfs that is ;)

[11:21] zeldiz: coolc ool

 

 

[09:18] Fatal Image:



http://www.cnn.com/2002/US



/West/09/25/offbeat.fastfood.pot.ap/

[01:49] shahab-: N~!CE

[08:03] rhetoricalapple: awesome

 

 

 

[05:06] sugaxsweetzzz: bahhhh

[05:06] *** Auto-response sent to sugaxsweetzzz: IM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was my duty and I pleased those exam’s b00tyz

and to celebrate later imma get the rail version of some crystal champagne ;) $

j/k

OK BOUT TO GO WILD OUT

SERVING UP MOTHER FUCKING FORMALDEHYDE SAMMICHES AND PEANUT BUTTER-PANTY

PUDDING-AND MAN JELLY SANDWICHES!!! MONTGOMERY 2103 !! :)

SMELL THAT EMBALMING FLUID, HAVE UR AZZ FIENDING FOR DUST!!

[05:06] sugaxsweetzzz: i saw that yucky video

[05:07] sugaxsweetzzz: im seriously scard for life

[07:26] shab00tyTM: u saw it? [the vid of the soldier getting decapitated]

[07:26] sugaxsweetzzz: yeah man

[07:26] sugaxsweetzzz: :-\

[07:26] shab00tyTM: where u see it at

[07:26] sugaxsweetzzz: i shouldn’t have

[07:26] shab00tyTM: and WHY!

[07:26] sugaxsweetzzz: at school

[07:26] shab00tyTM: yea i told u not to

[07:26] shab00tyTM: at schoo?

[07:26] shab00tyTM: ur not gonna be able to sleep now

[07:27] sugaxsweetzzz: i hope i can sleep

[07:27] shab00tyTM: w

[07:27] shab00tyTM: aw

[07:27] shab00tyTM: u wont be able to orgasm now

[07:34] sugaxsweetzzz: omg i think one of my friends dad died today

[07:34] shab00tyTM: o

[07:34] shab00tyTM: how

[07:34] sugaxsweetzzz: but i dont wanna call and be like did ur dad die??

[07:34] sugaxsweetzzz: i dunno

[07:34] shab00tyTM: o

[07:35] sugaxsweetzzz: o is right

[07:36] shab00tyTM: u never congratulated me im done w/ exams

[07:36] sugaxsweetzzz: uhh

[07:36] sugaxsweetzzz: congratz!

[07:37] shab00tyTM: thx ma

[07:37] sugaxsweetzzz: im not a mom

[07:37] shab00tyTM: ur ma mom

[07:37] sugaxsweetzzz: righttt

[07:38] shab00tyTM: :p

[07:38] shab00tyTM: i miss u

[07:38] sugaxsweetzzz: aw

[07:39] sugaxsweetzzz: goin on saturday

[07:39] sugaxsweetzzz: ?

[07:39] shab00tyTM: im goin home tomororw

[07:39] shab00tyTM: movin bak

[07:39] sugaxsweetzzz: im sayin to hfstival

[07:39] shab00tyTM: na i prolly aint goin

lol this part of the blog update is def. outdated LOL $$$

[07:40] sugaxsweetzzz: oh well ..next year

[07:42] shab00tyTM: r u

[07:42] sugaxsweetzzz: nope

[07:42] shab00tyTM: next year hopefully we can go together

[07:42] sugaxsweetzzz: yea yeaaa

[07:42] sugaxsweetzzz: 8-)

[07:43] shab00tyTM: O:-)

[07:44] sugaxsweetzzz: it feels so good when your done your hw

[07:44] shab00tyTM: no shiet =)

[07:44] shab00tyTM: im on cloud 9

[07:45] sugaxsweetzzz: ?

[07:45] shab00tyTM: reverend

[07:45] sugaxsweetzzz: im talking about my hw

[07:46] sugaxsweetzzz: anyways

[07:46] sugaxsweetzzz: my comp wont play dvds its being gay

[07:46] shab00tyTM: aw

[07:46] sugaxsweetzzz: yeah>:o

[07:46] shab00tyTM: so howd u see the video at schoo

[07:46] sugaxsweetzzz: cuz someone showed me

[07:47] sugaxsweetzzz: u wanna see it?

[07:47] sugaxsweetzzz: its really disdurbing

[07:47] sugaxsweetzzz: disturbing*

[07:47] shab00tyTM: noooooooo

[07:47] sugaxsweetzzz: blah

[07:48] sugaxsweetzzz: ok good

[07:48] sugaxsweetzzz: they should delete that mess

[07:48] sugaxsweetzzz: ppl are sick

[07:48] shab00tyTM: i know

[07:48] shab00tyTM: ur to sweet and innocent to see that kels ;(

[07:48] shab00tyTM: now ur corrupted

[07:49] sugaxsweetzzz: blahhhhh kelsey knows

[07:49] shab00tyTM: =\

[07:49] sugaxsweetzzz: oh well next subject

[07:50] shab00tyTM: my penis

[07:50] sugaxsweetzzz: ha

[07:51] shab00tyTM: it’s semirect

[07:51] sugaxsweetzzz: oh nice

[07:51] shab00tyTM: i wish it was poknig u

[07:51] sugaxsweetzzz: lol

[07:52] shab00tyTM: right in ur butt

[07:52] sugaxsweetzzz: oh nooo

[07:52] sugaxsweetzzz: i dont do thay

[07:52] sugaxsweetzzz: that

[07:52] shab00tyTM: =p

[07:52] shab00tyTM: u will next hfsitvla

[07:52] shab00tyTM: next year

[07:52] shab00tyTM: heh

[07:53] sugaxsweetzzz: maybe…not

[07:54] sugaxsweetzzz: :-D

[07:54] shab00tyTM: gtg =p

[07:54] sugaxsweetzzz: :-(

[07:55] sugaxsweetzzz: okay bye babe

[07:55] *** Auto-response sent to sugaxsweetzzz: Tr0y , maddua fluckaz…

oh and zeldiz loves the cock :P

[07:55] sugaxsweetzzz: your gonna see brad pitt nakey

[07:56] sugaxsweetzzz: remember to close ur eyes

[07:56] sugaxsweetzzz: ;-)

 

[04:18]  jendabombzz: miss ya booty man

[04:18]  jendabombzz: gotta go

[04:19] shab00tyTM: hit me up this summer, peace :P

[04:19]  jendabombzz: yeah me too biotch

[04:19]  jendabombzz: nice icon by the way

[04:19] shab00tyTM: thanx0rs ;)

[04:19]  jendabombzz: gosh i have no idea where you get these retarted things

[04:19] shab00tyTM: lol

[04:19] shab00tyTM: im elite

[04:19] shab00tyTM: thats all is needed to kno

 

[DIRECT

LINK]
check out this newstory if you are into games like Everquest or Ultima

online or ‘economy’ stuff in general

 

[03:21] baybepnay: u awake?

[03:21] *** Auto-response sent to baybepnay: lol read this





http://www.ananova.com/news/s

tory/menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

that’s like the opposite of my perdickament :) j/k

[03:22] shab00tyTM: heya

[03:22] shab00tyTM: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/

britneysubliminal.html

(funny as shit)

[03:22] baybepnay: hey

[03:23] baybepnay: i can’t sleep

[03:23] shab00tyTM: o

[03:23] shab00tyTM: y

[03:23] baybepnay: i dn’t knw

[03:24] baybepnay: bin starin at my ceiling 4 a while lol

[03:24] shab00tyTM: i cant cause im sober =)

[03:24] baybepnay: lol dork

[03:26] shab00tyTM: linday lohan has implants

[03:26] baybepnay: really?

[03:26] shab00tyTM: ya

[03:27] baybepnay: how do u knw

[03:27] baybepnay: it on da net?

[03:27] shab00tyTM:

http://p071.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.

showMessage?topicID=51652.topic

[03:27] shab00tyTM: http://www.radosh.net/

[03:28] baybepnay: i’m on my cel fone sha

[03:28] shab00tyTM: o

[03:29] baybepnay: doesn’t say i’m usin a mobile device?

[03:29] shab00tyTM: i aint look yah it do

[03:30] baybepnay: k

[03:34] shab00tyTM: wheres lilian’s man

[03:34] baybepnay: wat ya mean? he at hom i gues

[03:35] shab00tyTM: o

[03:35] shab00tyTM: did they fuck that nite

[03:35] baybepnay: hel ya

[03:36] shab00tyTM: all loud n shit

[03:36] shab00tyTM: ?

[03:36] baybepnay: i didn’t knw wat 2 do :<

[03:36] baybepnay: yea

[03:36] shab00tyTM: so what DID u do =p

[03:37] baybepnay: nothin bt lay der in my bd

[03:37] shab00tyTM: were u turnd on?

[03:38] baybepnay: tryin 2 tink of hapi thoughts n nt da sound of dem fukin

rite nxt 2 me

[03:38] baybepnay: wat? lol

[03:38] shab00tyTM: heh

[03:39] shab00tyTM: dunno

[03:39] baybepnay: ya sha i ws touchin myself n tinkin about u

[03:39] shab00tyTM: =)

[03:39] shab00tyTM: good girl

[03:39] shab00tyTM: ya make me proud

[03:39] shab00tyTM: and smile

[03:39] baybepnay: sike

[03:40] baybepnay: haha

[03:40] baybepnay: wishin u were in my bed n nt urs

[03:41] shab00tyTM: u wont be in that bed ever again im movin tomorrow =p

[03:41] baybepnay: n u were in me instead of my fingers ;)

[03:44] baybepnay: haha

[03:44] shab00tyTM: (: great now ill def be sleepin on my back heh

[03:45] shab00tyTM: get it?

[03:45] baybepnay: nope

[03:46] shab00tyTM: it’s hard to sleep on one’s stomach w/ a boner :)

[03:46] baybepnay: omg

[03:47] baybepnay: lol wat eva makes ya hapi

[03:47] shab00tyTM: =p

[03:51] baybepnay: gosh bt dey def did b4 dey went 2 sleep n wen dey woke uq

[03:51] shab00tyTM: does she give good dome?

[03:51] baybepnay: bitches couldn’t even wait til i fel asleep

[03:52] shab00tyTM: kik

[03:52] shab00tyTM: lol

[03:52] shab00tyTM: they could care less bout u

[03:52] baybepnay: sha i really wouldn’t knw

[03:52] baybepnay: i knw :(

[03:53] shab00tyTM: ehe

[03:54] shab00tyTM: welp val imma go to bed ..got a long day ahead of packin

myshit up going home, cleaning, makin phone calls etc

[03:55] baybepnay: hehe aite

[03:56] baybepnay: i nid 2 try 2 gt bak 2 bed 2

[03:56] shab00tyTM: but feel free to come to gaithersburg to see me whenever =p

[03:56] shab00tyTM: true

[03:56] baybepnay: lol go 2 bed

[03:57] shab00tyTM: nite dear

[03:57] baybepnay: nite qt

 

 

 

[10:17] shab00tyTM: ya married yet

[10:18]  jenuceaNdjenoil: na…..august

[10:19] shab00tyTM: o

[10:20]  jenuceaNdjenoil: soo much shit to do though

[10:20]  jenuceaNdjenoil: that icon….is that barney?

[10:20] shab00tyTM: ya barney and aliize’

[10:21]  jenuceaNdjenoil: and who?

[10:25] shab00tyTM: frech pop star

[10:25]  jenuceaNdjenoil: oh ok

[10:37] shab00tyTM: she’s way hot u wanna see pix

[10:37]  jenuceaNdjenoil: ,sure i guess

[10:38] shab00tyTM:

http://aldo061.free.fr/

alizee%20hot/alizee%20hot.jpg

[10:39]  jenuceaNdjenoil: yeah she’s hot..i think my fiancé would love her

[10:40] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:40]  jenuceaNdjenoil: meaning if we walked by her and he had to look and

stare…i’d be okay with that.

[10:40] shab00tyTM: he’d divorce u for her prolly ?

[10:40]  jenuceaNdjenoil: lol

[10:42]  jenuceaNdjenoil: like i don’t mind if he looks at other girls…i know

that guys do that…it’s like an instinct….bu i don’t like it when i’m w/a guy

and he’s gawking at other girls…but i think if she passed by…i’d be starin

at her too

[10:42] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:43]  jenuceaNdjenoil: i’m not gonna like..i check out girls….asses

especially….just not the way guys do.

[10:43]  jenuceaNdjenoil: like=lie

[10:43] shab00tyTM: kay

 

 

 lol read this



http://www.ananova.com/news/



story/sm_957945.html?menu=n



ews.quirkies.sexlife


if you haven’t already [posted earlier in blog]

that’s like the opposite of my perdickament :) j/k

[02:58]  kidrocky79: LOL

[02:59] maddmojo: $$

[02:59]  kidrocky79: man they shouldnt have told them

[02:59] maddmojo: heh

[02:59]  kidrocky79: so they wont give life to some other dumbasses

[03:00]  kidrocky79: man thats just pathetic

[03:00]  kidrocky79: not knowing about sex and all

[03:01] maddmojo: $$$$$$$$ yea wtf ..i think it’s the husband’s fault..he prolly

gay =p

[03:01]  kidrocky79: lol

[03:01]  kidrocky79: yah

[03:37] maddmojo:

http://www.a1b2c3.com/metfun1.htm

[03:39]  kidrocky79: lol

 

 





Cicada Invasion Begins: Eastern U.S. Beset by Bugs
(fear brood-x)

 

 

 

the following is $$$$$$

[03:51] skeLL: dude

[03:53] skeLL:

http://students.uwf.edu/cjg5/sa/thepowerbook.pdf

A MUST MUST MUST READ PEOPLE!!

[03:53] skeLL: if you got some free time

[03:53] skeLL: read that

[03:53] skeLL: funny shit

[03:54] shab00tyTM: ugh pdf but aight ill peep it

[03:54] skeLL: yeah, its pdf, but worth it

[04:50] shab00tyTM: i just read that shit

[04:50] shab00tyTM: lol that’s great

[04:50] skeLL: hehe

[04:50] skeLL: totally

[04:51] shab00tyTM: they should make a mockumentary on that :)

[04:51] skeLL: the thread is over at something aqful, if u wanna read more

[04:51] skeLL: yeah :P

[04:51] skeLL: awful*

[04:51] shab00tyTM: link me :P

[04:51] skeLL: sec

[04:52] skeLL:



http://forums.somethingawful.com/s



howthread.php?s=17ba36290fbd75



2767de557eb9150849&threadid



=1016390&perpage=40&pagenumber=78

[04:52] shab00tyTM: man if i was a film maker i would so make a documentary on

that shit

[04:52] skeLL: hehe yeah

[05:09] shab00tyTM: u know that jeff guy’s s/n?

[05:09] skeLL: yeah

[05:10] skeLL: it was in that thread

[05:10] shab00tyTM: what is it

[05:10] skeLL: i think it’s mynameisjeph

[05:10] skeLL: he should be online

[05:10] shab00tyTM: yea he’s away

[05:10] shab00tyTM: LOL

[05:10] skeLL: hehe

[05:10] skeLL: i bet he’s getting flooded with im’s

[05:10] shab00tyTM: prolly mostly positive ones =p

[05:10] skeLL: yeah

[05:11] skeLL: but he put his cell number on there

[05:11] skeLL: BAD idea

[05:11] skeLL: :P

[05:11] shab00tyTM: lol

[05:11] shab00tyTM: he loves the attention :) i would too prolly

[05:11] skeLL: haha

[05:11] skeLL: yeah

[05:12] skeLL: im tempted to call him with

http://www.collegeslackers.com

/index.php?act=home&pg=lil_jon

[05:12] skeLL: =P

[05:12] shab00tyTM: LOL!!!!!!!!!

[05:12] shab00tyTM: that would be elite

[05:12] shab00tyTM: u should do it :P

[05:12] skeLL: haha

[05:12] shab00tyTM: id crack up

 

I just messaged him:

[05:55] shab00tyTM: i know ya gettin flooded w/ IM’s but here’s another…

U ARE ELITE LOL! :P

they should make a mockumentary on that :) heck man, if i was a film maker i

would so make a documentary on that shit

so good job ..peace :P

[05:55] *** Auto-response from mynameisjeph: I had to leave – you can call me on

my cell 425 280 4656

In case of emergency, Dial 911.

dear blog readers, don’t call him :) $$$

 

 

 

 

Away Message:

shine my light, shit on, shine my light, shit on, shine my light, SHIT ON ..THE

WORLD it is :)

Away Message:

take home ‘essay’ thingy ma bobber ma jig

 

 

pic of john kerry’s daughter showin some nippz



 

 

 

 

[01:33] sisjennzy: i went to the library for awhile cause i get distracted

on my comp., check out

http://www.jobpredictor.com

 ,my job options are in my profile

[01:33] sisjennzy: =)

[01:34] shab00tyTM: lol u shoulda seen my roomate’s he did the same exact thing

…his name’s Phil Land and it comes up: your idea job is a Satan lol which is a

perfect fit for him

[01:34] sisjennzy: haha

[01:36] shab00tyTM: shab00ty, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

Shahab S–edited-out–, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer.

[01:36] shab00tyTM: heheh

[01:36] shab00tyTM: u can see me in Kill Bill 3 ;)

[01:36] sisjennzy: hahahaha i jsut put in sister jenny

[01:37] sisjennzy: and it said : Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.

[01:37] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:38] shab00tyTM: Jenn’s babies father, Your ideal job is a Anything where you

can kiss ass.

[01:39] shab00tyTM: k enough 0 dat ;)

:P btw. u familiar w/ wireless networks/routers and such?

[01:54] sisjennzy: aw, not with setting stuff up, naw, the theory behind some of

it, sorta :)

[01:55] shab00tyTM: i mean the hardware

[01:55] sisjennzy: nopes

[01:55] sisjennzy: not at all

[01:56] shab00tyTM: ok so if i was asking about a vibrator ud only know about

the theory behind the clit stimulator attachment :) [sorry i had to take it

there] :P

 

 

 

Asking my friend about wireless connections and routers:: (it is funny)

[12:00] shab00tyTM: http://www.apple.com/airport/

that even says only 54mbps and thats the expensive apple one

[12:00] skeLL: well ‘standard’ is 54mbps

[12:00] skeLL: which is fine

[12:00] skeLL: thats what i use

[12:00] skeLL: the super stuff is kinda unnecessary

[12:01] skeLL: unless you wanna move like 2 gig files across your network

wirelessly

[12:01] shab00tyTM: na i dont =p

[12:01] skeLL: which isnt wise anyways

[12:01] shab00tyTM: i just wanna be able to stream porn in my bathroom j/k

[12:01] skeLL: yeah, so i’d go cheaper and get anything that supports normal

802.11g (54mbit)

[12:01] skeLL: haha

[12:01] skeLL: dude

[12:01] skeLL: you can stream svcd pr0n at 2.5mbit

[12:01] skeLL: :P

[12:02] shab00tyTM: $$

[12:02] shab00tyTM: iP00ns

[12:02] skeLL: hahaha

[12:02] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:02] skeLL: that’d be so l33t

[12:02] skeLL: ipoons.com

[12:02] skeLL: pr0n for your ipod

[12:03] skeLL: dude

[12:03] skeLL: i gotta ask about your aim icon

[12:03] skeLL: that looks like alizee

[12:03] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:03] skeLL: i dont know if u know who she is

[12:03] shab00tyTM: from that movie

[12:03] skeLL: do u?

[12:03] shab00tyTM: the ice cube one/

[12:03] shab00tyTM: playas club

[12:03] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:03] skeLL: haha

[12:03] skeLL: no

[12:03] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:03] shab00tyTM: o

[12:03] skeLL: she’s a french pop star

[12:03] shab00tyTM: na i dont

[12:03] shab00tyTM: heh yea it prolly is her

[12:03] skeLL: haha

[12:03] skeLL: 1 sec

[12:03] skeLL: lemme show u

[12:03] skeLL: we’ll see if it matches up

[12:04] skeLL:

http://aldo061.free.fr/alize



e%20hot/alizee%20hot.jpg

[12:04] skeLL: =P

[12:04] skeLL: i think we have a match!

[12:04] skeLL: she’s only like 16 years old ;P

[12:05] shab00tyTM: oh yea i seen pix of her b4

[12:05] shab00tyTM: wow she’s 16!?

[12:05] skeLL: yeah

[12:05] shab00tyTM: wtf

[12:05] skeLL: at least in those pics

[12:05] shab00tyTM: my wife is soo young :)

[12:05] skeLL: *dr00lz*

[12:05] skeLL: haha

[12:05] shab00tyTM: sigh :)

[12:05] shab00tyTM: too cute

[12:05] skeLL: she’s prolly 17 or 18 now

[12:05] shab00tyTM: tru

[12:05] skeLL: but still

 

 

 

 

Away Message:

zzzzZZZZZzzZzzZZZZzzZzz

peddling smut in my dreams

ZzzZzzZZzzzzzZZzzzzzzzzZz

listen to da loopdigga101 show from last night

me and phil wuz on it like we usually do



http://www.wmucradio.com/



stream_ripper/index.php?day=Sunday

1:07 into



http://www.wmucradio.com/



stream_ripper/Sunday/Free_John_Forte!!!!_0300.mp3

 $$$

 

[02:48] Blacky: hahaha… i give him a 8.0!!!



http://media.ebaumsworld.com/



index.php?e=carflip.mpg



http://media.ebaumsworld.com/carflip.mpg

[03:17] shahab-: lol

[03:21] shahab-: damn

[03:21] shahab-: thats crucial

 

 

BARNEY SHAKUR



http://daddydesign.com/Barney.html

 

 

[01:20] *** Auto-response sent to loopdigga101: i

know my campus i know my grounds, i know my bitches you all know how i get down,

bama it’s SHAB00TY..WHAT; we started from nothin, a couple bamas at mickey d’s

now we slangin d’s to maleries, me and the dynasty, we go together like troy and

greek pastors, bitch i can see me in greek pastures,yeah yeahh.. me and lee-roy

rol hen and phil not to mention this the dynasty, shoguns is all u got like jon

in mass gettin mass moniez -the finest crew that will amaze …shab00ty

dynasty… it’s everything around you… SBD4LYFE

 

[12:26] shahab-: roy jones got knocked out?

[12:26] Fatal Image: yeah

absolutely amazing

[12:26] shahab-: what happened

[12:27] Fatal Image: just got clocked with one punch

[12:27] shahab-: tru

 

[01:14] *** Auto-response sent to seskychik2k4:

moral of the fable?

AESOP woulda pulled his balls out on the bitch, too.

 

like my away msg?

[06:53]  lizzie82076: ahahahaha i luuuve it

[06:53] *** Auto-response sent to  lizzie82076: Study Tip #102: Copy your notes

on to toilet paper, then when you’re in the bathroom taking a dump, you can

refer to them, then when you’re in the bathroom wiping your ass, your buttcrack

can also refer to them, …worked for me! try it -PATENT PENDING-

[06:53]  lizzie82076: i luv it like i luv ur cock

[06:53]  lizzie82076: :-P

[06:53]  lizzie82076: jk

[06:54] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:54] shab00tyTM: stop distracting me ;)

[06:54]  lizzie82076: ;-) never

[06:54]  lizzie82076: hehe

[06:54]  lizzie82076: well if i was ther, id be distracting u even more hehe

 

 

[01:04] shahab-: here’s my kill bill1soundtrack:

Nancy Sinatra -Bang Bang parody

Away Message:

i was 5 and she was 16, we rode on horses made of stix, but she really wanted to

ride this dick, she wore blackthongs and i wore white-tighty whities, and i

would always win the fight, bang bang, i shot the bitch down, bang bang , she

hit the ground, bang bang, that great sound, bang bang, her baby (me) shot the

bitch down, seasons came and changed the time, when i grew up i disregarded her

like a mime, she would always laugh and say remember when we used to play, bang

bang, i shot her down, bang bang, she hit the ground, bang bang, that great

sound, bang bang, im used to shootin ya down, music playin and people sayin,

just for me the pron0 music rang, now she’s gone i don’t know why, untill this

day sometimes i celebrate, she didnt even say good bye, i didnt take the time to

lie, bang bang, i shot her down, bang bang, she hit the ground bang bang, that

great sound, bang bang, THAT BITCH GOT SHOT DOWN!!!!

[02:16] Fatal Image: disregard like a mime hahaha

fun stuff :) theres not enough songs about just shootin a bitch for no reason

[02:23] shahab-: LOL tru dat… that was my response away msg to a bitch for not

replyin to my "good luck on tomorrows exam" message to her

[02:23] shahab-: so id shoot her for that reason

[02:24] Fatal Image: no doubt

 

 



http://wam.umd.edu/~shahabs/maydesktop17th.jpg

 my desktop screenie showin off foobar remote control thingy in top left =p

 

 

[11:07] baybepnay: hey sha..

[11:07] shab00tyTM: hey val

[11:07] baybepnay: watcha up to?

[11:07] shab00tyTM: OCDing until i can get my work started =)

[11:08] baybepnay: uuh.. what’s OCD mean?

[11:08] shab00tyTM: obsesive compulsive disorder

[11:08] shab00tyTM: order

[11:09] baybepnay: ooh duh.. hehe

[11:09] baybepnay: aitey.. i’ll stop botherin you and let ya get your work done

[11:09] baybepnay: good luck wit the rest of your finals

[11:10] shab00tyTM: thanks ma

[11:10] shab00tyTM: its almost a wrap

[11:10] shab00tyTM: after tomorrow =p

[11:10] baybepnay: hehe.. i’m done donce already .. at my own house.. and own

bed

[11:11] shab00tyTM: tru

[11:11] shab00tyTM: own vibrator too eh

[11:12] baybepnay: gO finisH your work dork

[11:12] baybepnay: :-*

[11:13] shab00tyTM: =p

 

 

[10:40] mookeamooz: hey you saw erica’s boob again?

[10:40] shab00tyTM: say wah

[10:41] mookeamooz: i mean, no again

[10:41] mookeamooz: u saw erica’s boob before

[10:41] shab00tyTM: i forget

[10:42] mookeamooz: haha, really?

[10:42] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:47] mookeamooz: think harder

[10:47] shab00tyTM: i dunno

[10:47] shab00tyTM: i really dunno ;)

[10:47] mookeamooz: lol….

[10:47] mookeamooz: u dont’ remember

[10:48] shab00tyTM: na

[10:48] mookeamooz: u saw Jess’s boob?

[10:48] shab00tyTM: yea

[10:49] mookeamooz: are they nic e

[10:49] mookeamooz: ?

[10:52] mookeamooz: are they nice?

[10:52] shab00tyTM: yea but her ass needs work

[10:53] mookeamooz: lol ok!!!! Don’t u know me and her are lesbian?

[10:53] mookeamooz: lesbian lover

[10:54] shab00tyTM: tru

[10:54] shab00tyTM: but she has a nasty body

[10:54] mookeamooz: um…don’t say that

[10:54] mookeamooz: isn’t that hot that we’re lesbian lover, doesn’t that turn

you on

[10:54] shab00tyTM: na

[10:54] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:54] mookeamooz: why not

[10:55] shab00tyTM: cause im not attracted to her

[10:57] mookeamooz: why not?

[10:57] shab00tyTM: she’s fat

[10:59] mookeamooz: be nice

 

 

 

 

[09:43] baybepnay: "…an alluring woman.. is also apt to be more

sexually responsive. Good-looking women fall in love more often and have more

sexual experiences than others…. and since in almost all areas of human

endeavor practice makes perfect, it may well be that beautiful women are indeed

sexually warmer than the ugly simply because of experience…"

[09:43] *** Auto-response sent to baybepnay: hey even though imma undergrad in

college i always had a phd.a pretty huge dick

well im in the club for a limited time

act now and get some action for $3.99

later on i might charge for manage’

[09:47] shab00tyTM: tru dat

[09:47] shab00tyTM: =PPP

[09:47] shab00tyTM: yo mad im in da mood to get a muddslide at applebees but

them shits is like 7 bux

[09:49] baybepnay: how tall are you?

[09:49] baybepnay: 6′ foot…??

[09:50] shab00tyTM: 6’1-6’2”

[09:50] baybepnay: A study of university graduates by the Wall Street Journal

revealed that well proportioned wage earners who were six-foot-two or taller

earned 12 percent more than men under six feet.. for some reason Ronald Burke, a

York University psychologist and industrial consultant, explained that tall men

are assumed to be dynamic, decisive, and powerful. In other words.. born

leaders.

[09:50] shab00tyTM: No SHIT ME AND STERN ARE FUCING TALL

[09:51] baybepnay: LOL

[09:51] baybepnay: well if you 6’1.. than maybe not..

[09:51] baybepnay: but if you 6’2.. whoo-hoo.. natural born leader

[09:51] shab00tyTM: yea im 6’2”

[09:51] baybepnay: hahah

[09:51] baybepnay: dork

[09:51] shab00tyTM: i was 6’1” like 5 years ago

[09:51] shab00tyTM: im sure i grew an inch

[09:51] shab00tyTM: esp

[09:51] shab00tyTM: w/ my hair

[09:51] shab00tyTM: grown out

[09:52] baybepnay: uh huh .. lol sure

[09:52] shab00tyTM: $$

[09:52] shab00tyTM: dont hate

[09:52] baybepnay: haha

[09:52] shab00tyTM: heh

[09:52] baybepnay: i’m not.. just felt like sharing the info i’m learning lol

[09:52] baybepnay: :-P

[09:53] shab00tyTM: k

[09:53] baybepnay: heheh.. but yea.. sorry to be all left field and shit.. ..

go ahead and get your mudslide..

[09:54] shab00tyTM: $$

[09:54] baybepnay: ooh wait.. is says.. "IF you’re a good-looking male over six

feet tall, don’t worry about succeeding at your career"..

[09:54] shab00tyTM: what ya mean

[09:55] baybepnay: hehe.. i’m j/k.. you seem to meet all the criteria’s of a

born leader…

[09:55] baybepnay: good lookin at 6’2..

[09:55] shab00tyTM: im the dynasty leader

[09:55] shab00tyTM: of course

[09:55] baybepnay: shit.. whatev

[09:55] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:55] baybepnay: hehe..

[09:55] baybepnay: sike

[09:56] shab00tyTM: ur sw337

[09:56] baybepnay: sweet?

[09:56] shab00tyTM: no you are the elite way to spell sweet

[09:57] shab00tyTM: 5\/\/337

[09:57] baybepnay: ooh ok lol..

[09:57] shab00tyTM: 5′//337

[09:57] shab00tyTM: $

[10:30] shab00tyTM: :P imma bout to go freestyle now or somethin

[10:30] baybepnay: lol..

[10:30] baybepnay: i c you already got started with you away mess

[10:30] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$

[10:39] shab00tyTM: lol at

[10:39] shab00tyTM: this

[10:39] shab00tyTM: [10:36] sugaxsweetzzz: your 100% perfection

[10:38] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:39] baybepnay: ?

[10:40] shab00tyTM: she said it not me

[10:40] shab00tyTM: i just report the facts

[10:40] shab00tyTM: she said looks wize

[10:40] baybepnay: oh.. she just sed you’re a 100 perfection outta no where

[10:41] shab00tyTM: yea

[10:41] shab00tyTM: she sweats me

[10:41] baybepnay: gotcha

[10:49] baybepnay: omg… he’s hear

[10:49] baybepnay: *here

[10:49] baybepnay: i’mma cry

[10:53] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:53] shab00tyTM: sux 4 u

[10:53] baybepnay: :’(

[10:59] shab00tyTM: lilian is a p0nk roomate

[11:01] baybepnay: i concur

[11:01] baybepnay: :-D

[11:01] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:02] baybepnay: shit.. i was all fine by myself.. tv off.. studying..

reading my books… and now what…

[11:02] baybepnay: tv on.. boy on the other side.. Lil in the shower.. washin

her ass for him….

[11:07] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:07] shab00tyTM: Ew

[11:07] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:41] shab00tyTM: they fuckin yet

[11:41] baybepnay: LOL..

[11:41] baybepnay: uumm.. i don’t think they would start with me wide awake

like this..

[11:42] shab00tyTM: tru

[11:42] shab00tyTM: theyd much rather

[11:42] shab00tyTM: wake u up fucking

[11:42] baybepnay: :(

[11:42] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:42] shab00tyTM: poor violated lil val

[11:42] baybepnay: lol

[11:42] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:42] baybepnay: i need a damn bf

[11:42] shab00tyTM: aww

 

[09:44] *** Auto-response sent to %n:

hey even though imma undergrad in college i always had a phd.a pretty huge dick

well im in the club for a limited time

act now and get some action for $3.99

later on i might charge for manage’

 

 

[10:52] phillythastunna: yo shahab

[10:53] phillythastunna: Onedah420: do you have acar?<HR>Auto response from

Onedah420: Would you like a soooooooda?<HR>

Onedah420: like can paige get a ride @ the end of the show?

[10:53] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:54] phillythastunna: u think roland could get her?

[10:54] phillythastunna: this was my response

[10:54] shab00tyTM: i dont even know if rolands comin back though

[10:54] phillythastunna: Philly tha Stunna: o she can def get a ride;-)=-O

Philly tha Stunna: LOL

Philly tha Stunna: LMFAO

Philly tha Stunna: ummm imma c if one of my boyz can come to the studio and then

hit her wit a ride

Philly tha Stunna: hold on one sec

[10:54] phillythastunna: o tru tru

[10:54] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:54] phillythastunna: hit him up

[10:54] shab00tyTM: hehehhe

[10:54] phillythastunna: nvm she got one

[10:54] shab00tyTM: o

[10:55] shab00tyTM: thats funny though still u wuz like oh she can ride this

dick

[10:55] phillythastunna: LMFAO

[10:55] phillythastunna: yea:-P

[10:55] phillythastunna: nick aint respond

[10:56] shab00tyTM: laugh

[10:56] shab00tyTM: tru

[10:56] shab00tyTM: he bitter prolly j/k

[10:56] phillythastunna: LOL

 

[03:14] shab00tyTM: Isnt my away msg genius? esp on

a day like this when half the people are chillaxin and the rest are stressed =)

[03:14] *** Auto-response from adorableangie: chillin

[03:21] adorableangie: hahahahah yea

[03:21] *** Auto-response sent to adorableangie: :::COMPILATION AWAY MSGS OF MY

BUDDIES’ AWAY MSGS
:::

:-D Life is gooooooood

:-\

Lots of errands to run.

murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

lollipop and cindee are the cutest!!! i want to be like them. i cant wait!

okay, 4 more short essays, 2 more exams… wow this

semester…#*(#(%*$#*&amp;$&amp;@*(!@(

tanning with nikki8-)…then doin sum ab work outs!!! leave me one and i’ll get

back to you:-P

NickSet! NickSet! NickSet! NickSet!

DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE

DONE DONE…..If you wanna go celebrate with Steph and I in Bethesda tonight,

leave one….

astro final…then uh…work?

~~un final exam and The Never-ending Paaaa-per…..la la la la la la la la la

sick …cant stop from throwing up ….i think im gonna go die now, soo ill bb

when i feel like it

I LOVE YOU JONATHAN!!!

^_^* ASH ^_^*

John Neri is a fucking worthless cunt.

O:-) The Angel is sleeping O:-)

[03:22] shab00tyTM: thankx0rs (: the angel is sleeping is mine ;) j/k

 

 

 

[07:12] zeldiz: so

[07:12] zeldiz: steve

[07:13] zeldiz: has a gf

[07:13] shab00tyTM: yeah

[07:13] zeldiz: he has a fuck buddy

[07:13] shab00tyTM: werd

[07:13] zeldiz: a girl thats like obssessd with him,

[07:13] zeldiz: figures

[07:13] shab00tyTM: LOL

[07:13] zeldiz: no one that perfect can be single

[07:13] shab00tyTM: ur a dime a dozen hunm

[07:13] shab00tyTM: LOL

[07:13] shab00tyTM: ur shallow :) but ur are making sense

[07:14] shab00tyTM: so howd u find all this out

[07:14] zeldiz: im shallow?

[07:15] zeldiz: his brother, who has a crush on me, told me there was this girl

[07:15] shab00tyTM: no one that perfect is a pretty shallow phrase LOL because

it generally just refers to looks ;)

[07:15] shab00tyTM: so get w/ the brother

[07:16] zeldiz: i wasnt talking about looks

[07:16] zeldiz: his personality

[07:16] zeldiz: we have soo much in common

[07:16] zeldiz: its scary almost

[07:17] shab00tyTM: well ur not good enough for him

[07:17] shab00tyTM: too bad

[07:19] zeldiz: thanks

[07:20] shab00tyTM: let’s keep it real hu

[07:20] *** Auto-response from zeldiz: blah

[07:20] shab00tyTM: hn

[07:20] shab00tyTM: hun

[08:48] shab00tyTM: sorry if i wuz rude earlier =p

[08:49] zeldiz: yeah

[08:50] shab00tyTM: it’s not like im sayin IM too good for u.. now THAT would be

TRUELY devastating :)

[08:53] zeldiz: yep

[08:53] zeldiz: you just dont say that shit to a girl that already feels like

shit

[08:53] zeldiz: like i already know this, you dont have to rub it in

[08:53] zeldiz: why do u think i feel like shit

[08:54] shab00tyTM: k my bad sorry i i guess i was just rubbin it in cause im in

ur shoes w/ a lotta girls or whatever so i kinda lackd remorsse lol

[08:55] zeldiz: that’s not a good excuse to make someone else feel likeshit

[08:55] zeldiz: i didn’t do anything to you

[08:56] shab00tyTM: well u seem like a girl w/ tough skin didnt realize it was a

facade

[08:56] zeldiz: i’m already sensitive

[08:57] zeldiz: fuck it

[08:57] *** "zeldiz" signed off at Sat May 15 20:57:05 2004.

[08:58] *** Error while sending IM: Request denied

[08:59] *** "zeldiz" signed on at Sat May 15 20:59:20 2004.

DA BITCH BLOCKED ME!!!

[08:59] zeldiz: i blocked you because you kept going

[08:59] zeldiz: instead of just dropping it

[08:59] zeldiz: and then called me fake

[09:00] shab00tyTM: i said ur hard skin exterior was fake

[11:34] *** "zeldiz" signed off at Sat May 15 23:34:56 2004.

 

 

 

[06:41] shab00tyTM: heay

[06:41]  lizzie82076: look at my profile

[06:41] shab00tyTM: ok

[06:42]  lizzie82076: kelsey is my gff

[06:42]  lizzie82076: jk

[06:42]  lizzie82076: actually she is

[06:43]  lizzie82076: :-D

[06:43] shab00tyTM: tru

[06:43] shab00tyTM: cant blame ya

[06:43]  lizzie82076: wut do u mean

[06:44] shab00tyTM: id be her gf too

[06:44]  lizzie82076: haha WUT ABOUT ME SHAWN

[06:44]  lizzie82076: lol

[06:45] shab00tyTM: =p

[06:45] shab00tyTM: fo shizzle

[06:45]  lizzie82076: haha yearite

[06:45]  lizzie82076:  lizzie82076: i luv cock too much

[06:45]  lizzie82076: when kels asked me if i could settle for just grls^

[06:45]  lizzie82076: :P

[06:46] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:46] shab00tyTM: u rock

[06:46]  lizzie82076: :-D

 

[06:14] sugaxsweetzzz: if u ever dream about me i wanna know!! k

[06:14] sugaxsweetzzz: haha

[06:14] shab00tyTM: ooo ud be my first pornstar dream :)

[06:22] shab00tyTM:

http://www.blogger.com/profile/1964295

[06:22] shab00tyTM: =)

[06:23] sugaxsweetzzz: that pictures kinda crazy

[06:23] sugaxsweetzzz: is it really up through his nose from his mouth?:-\

[06:23] shab00tyTM: ya

[06:23] sugaxsweetzzz: omg..

[06:23] sugaxsweetzzz: OUCH

[06:34] sugaxsweetzzz: can i ask why ur doing ur blog?

[06:34] sugaxsweetzzz: just wondering

[06:35] shab00tyTM: it’s fun becausse i say so much funny shit i want to have it

logged =)

[06:35] sugaxsweetzzz: ohh okay

[06:37] sugaxsweetzzz: mentally out to lunch? its 630 hun

[06:37] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:41] shab00tyTM: see this might be also a reason

[06:41] shab00tyTM: Hooray for Bloggywood

Congratulations are in order for one of our users. Film deal for ‘Baghdad

blogger’: "The Baghdad Blog, a book based on an online diary written by an Iraqi

man about life during the conflict there, is to be made into a film." First a

book, then a movie and it all started at Blogger. Nice!

– Biz [5/12/2004 12:16:00 PM]

[06:41] shab00tyTM: they makin movies out of blogs

[06:41] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:41] sugaxsweetzzz: haha

[06:41] sugaxsweetzzz: i wanna see that guys head gettin chopped off

[06:42] sugaxsweetzzz: by an iraquan soldier or something

[06:42] shab00tyTM: lol at iraquan

[06:42] shab00tyTM: my roomate saw it

[06:42] sugaxsweetzzz: get the link

[06:42] shab00tyTM: its nasty i hear

[06:43] sugaxsweetzzz: yea

[06:43] shab00tyTM: i dont got it

[06:44] sugaxsweetzzz: okay

 

Away Message:

im mentally out to lunch

holla

:9

 

[06:21] sugaxsweetzzz: noo way

[06:21] shab00tyTM: oh so u and liz arent synced up then

[06:21] sugaxsweetzzz: huh

[06:21] sugaxsweetzzz: shes on hers im not

[06:21] shab00tyTM: cause she’s on hers

[06:22] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:22] shab00tyTM: i kno

[06:22] shab00tyTM: u arent synced up

[06:22] sugaxsweetzzz: i dunno what that word means8-)

[06:22] shab00tyTM: wow

[06:22] sugaxsweetzzz: SHUT UP

[06:22] shab00tyTM: www.dictionary.com

[06:22] sugaxsweetzzz: no

[06:22] sugaxsweetzzz: suck my dick

[06:22] shab00tyTM: u dont know what

[06:22] shab00tyTM: in sync means?

[06:22] sugaxsweetzzz: suck it

[06:22] shab00tyTM: kells!

[06:23] shab00tyTM: u mad?

[06:24] sugaxsweetzzz: naaaah

[06:24] sugaxsweetzzz: just tell me wht it means

[06:24] shab00tyTM: means ‘occuring together’ in unison

[06:24] sugaxsweetzzz: i see

[06:24] sugaxsweetzzz: no were not syned up

[06:24] sugaxsweetzzz: synced*

[06:25] shab00tyTM: ok

[06:25] sugaxsweetzzz: obviously

[09:47] shab00tyTM: yo mad im in da mood to get a muddslide at applebees

but them shits is like 7 bux

[09:48] sugaxsweetzzz: omg..those are one thing i absolutely hate there

[09:48] sugaxsweetzzz: muddslides…grose

[09:48] sugaxsweetzzz: !!

[09:48] sugaxsweetzzz: save ur $$

[09:48] sugaxsweetzzz: and come over n ill make u one for free

[09:50] sugaxsweetzzz: orrr not

[09:50] shab00tyTM: o werd

[09:50] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:50] shab00tyTM: but urs has rum?

[09:50] sugaxsweetzzz: im serious

[09:50] shab00tyTM: heh

[09:50] sugaxsweetzzz: i have rum

[09:51] shab00tyTM: tite

[09:51] shab00tyTM: id get one from ya

[09:51] sugaxsweetzzz: id

[09:51] shab00tyTM: heh

[09:51] sugaxsweetzzz: not cool

[09:53] shab00tyTM: $

[09:53] shab00tyTM: wah isnt

[09:53] shab00tyTM: id=i would

[09:53] sugaxsweetzzz: yeah

[09:53] sugaxsweetzzz: meaning you wont

[09:53] shab00tyTM: what u mean

[09:54] sugaxsweetzzz: i dont hear an ‘i will’

[09:55] sugaxsweetzzz: nevermind

[09:56] shab00tyTM: oh

[09:56] shab00tyTM: I WILL

[09:56] shab00tyTM: sorry

[09:56] shab00tyTM: =p

[09:56] sugaxsweetzzz: promise?

[09:56] shab00tyTM: promise

[09:56] shab00tyTM: if ur mom’s ok w/ it

[09:57] sugaxsweetzzz: yah she will fall in love with you:-P

[09:57] sugaxsweetzzz: tall dark n handsome..thats her ideal man

[09:58] sugaxsweetzzz: didnt mean to scare you or anything

[09:58] sugaxsweetzzz: my moms coolo

[09:58] sugaxsweetzzz: cool*

[09:59] sugaxsweetzzz: shes married to my dad she wont hit on u or anything hahah

[10:36] sugaxsweetzzz: your 100% perfection

[10:38] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:39] sugaxsweetzzz: look wise

[10:39] sugaxsweetzzz: :-P

[10:40] shab00tyTM: oh not penis wize?

[10:40] sugaxsweetzzz: well that2

[10:40] shab00tyTM: =p

[10:43] shab00tyTM: u 2 99% -1% for wearin clohes

[10:43] sugaxsweetzzz: whaa

[10:43] shab00tyTM: u r 99%

[10:43] shab00tyTM: perfect

[10:44] shab00tyTM: -1 for clohes

[10:44] shab00tyTM: clothes

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: what?

[10:44] shab00tyTM: ?

[10:44] shab00tyTM: -1%\

[10:44] shab00tyTM: for wearin

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: oh i see

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: haha

[10:44] shab00tyTM: clothes

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: aw ur funny shawn

[10:44] shab00tyTM: =p u mean shahab

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: imma call u both

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: anand shawny pants

[10:44] shab00tyTM: say wah

[10:44] shab00tyTM: tru

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: and shabootyyy

[10:45] shab00tyTM: =

[10:45] shab00tyTM: =p

[10:45] sugaxsweetzzz: andd

[10:45] sugaxsweetzzz: shasexy

[10:45] shab00tyTM: whut bout shawnypoo

[10:45] sugaxsweetzzz: ehh

[10:45] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:45] shab00tyTM: or

[10:45] shab00tyTM: shabooboo

[10:46] sugaxsweetzzz: lmao

[10:46] sugaxsweetzzz: yea

[10:46] sugaxsweetzzz: thats cute

[10:46] shab00tyTM: thx that was my old nick name aside from shabooty]

[10:48] sugaxsweetzzz: did ppl use to say to you ‘aww poor boo boo’

[10:48] shab00tyTM: heh na why i gotta be poor =p

[10:48] sugaxsweetzzz: i didnt mean it like that hun

[10:53] shab00tyTM: i know i was playin

[10:54] sugaxsweetzzz: k

[10:57] sugaxsweetzzz: ur such a beautiful creature

[10:58] shab00tyTM: no i aint and even if i was i wanna be known for my brain

and personality and humor then anythin physical (other then my dick

[10:58] *** Auto-response from sugaxsweetzzz: bRb

[10:58] shab00tyTM: )

[11:15] sugaxsweetzzz: well i know ur smart n stuff

[11:15] sugaxsweetzzz: and your funnyy

[11:15] sugaxsweetzzz: you have to be funny + have a good personality to be on

the radio

[11:15] sugaxsweetzzz: you put a smile on my face shawn so thats a plus :-P

[11:16] sugaxsweetzzz: and reading that paper of yours i knowww you gotta

brain;-)

[11:17] sugaxsweetzzz: kisses*

[11:26] shab00tyTM: aw ur too sweet

[11:26] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:26] shab00tyTM: =) u rock

[11:27] shab00tyTM: u tryin to wife me up eh =)

[11:36] sugaxsweetzzz: haaa i wish

[11:36] sugaxsweetzzz: night shabooboo

[11:36] sugaxsweetzzz: <3

[11:41] shab00tyTM: nite ma

 

 

[03:24] Whoatoosweet4u: hey

[03:24] *** Auto-response sent to Whoatoosweet4u: liq store then bar(s)

[03:30] shab00tyTM: who dis

[03:30] Whoatoosweet4u: chrissy

[03:30] Whoatoosweet4u: lol

[03:30] shab00tyTM: 0h werd LOL

[03:30] shab00tyTM: i thought it was a new shorty hollaring i got excited

[03:30] Whoatoosweet4u: lol

[03:30] Whoatoosweet4u: sry

[03:30] shab00tyTM: lol

[03:30] shab00tyTM: np

 

[05:56] shab00tyTM: heh im elite..i went to the diner, put the chicken

tenders under my slices of pizza and failed to report it at the register =0

[05:51] grslsterll: haha

[05:56] xlizzie4x33: haha yeah my suitemate did something like that

[05:56] shab00tyTM: =p

[05:56] shab00tyTM: no doubt..or like eat it b4 u pay

[05:57] xlizzie4x33: hahaha yeah.

 

 

[05:51]  lizzie82076: phd.a pretty huge dick

[05:51]  lizzie82076: yea

[05:51] shab00tyTM: thxx

[05:51]  lizzie82076: suuure you do

[05:51] shab00tyTM: =p

[05:51] shab00tyTM: i do too

[05:51]  lizzie82076: umm

[05:51]  lizzie82076: from what i hear, u dont

[05:52] shab00tyTM: uhh

[05:52] shab00tyTM: what u hear?

[05:52]  lizzie82076: yeah

[05:52] shab00tyTM: ?

[05:52]  lizzie82076: :-P

[05:52] shab00tyTM: u serious?

[05:52]  lizzie82076: uh huh

[05:53] shab00tyTM: kels said i got a small dick?

[05:53]  lizzie82076: lol

[05:54]  lizzie82076: jk

[05:54] shab00tyTM: i will fight for my penis size being described in the

correct light

[05:54]  lizzie82076: hahhahahaha

[05:55] shab00tyTM: =p

[05:57]  lizzie82076: im suure its huge

[05:57] shab00tyTM: kels seen it

[05:57]  lizzie82076: and im suuure she thinks so

[05:57] shab00tyTM: i kno

[05:57]  lizzie82076: :-P

[05:57] shab00tyTM: heh

[05:58] shab00tyTM: ud think the same

[05:58]  lizzie82076: ah huh

[05:58]  lizzie82076: sure

[05:58] shab00tyTM: ur petite lil ass shouldnt be so mouthy

[05:58]  lizzie82076: haha i like my petite lil ass

[05:58] shab00tyTM: me2

[05:58]  lizzie82076: :-D

[05:58] shab00tyTM: i wanna spank it

[05:58]  lizzie82076: go ahead SPANK ME SHAWN!

[05:59]  lizzie82076: im a baad gurl

[05:59] shab00tyTM: i want ur ass beet red

[05:59]  lizzie82076: oh baby

[05:59]  lizzie82076: u know thats how i like it

[06:00] shab00tyTM: i kno ;0 ur naughty

[06:00]  lizzie82076: yes yes i am

[06:00] shab00tyTM: u should use ur toy more

[06:01]  lizzie82076: im using it RIGHT NOW

[06:01]  lizzie82076: for YOU

[06:01]  lizzie82076: :P

[06:01] shab00tyTM: lier

[06:01]  lizzie82076: j/p

[06:01]  lizzie82076: id rather have the real thing then some toy

[06:01] shab00tyTM: id rather have your real booty then some plastic duplicate

[06:01] shab00tyTM: e

[06:02]  lizzie82076: haha

[06:02]  lizzie82076: u can have me anytime u want shawn

[06:02]  lizzie82076: ill get u soooo tired out

[06:02]  lizzie82076: :-P

[06:03]  lizzie82076: haha

[06:03] shab00tyTM: no questions asked eh? ill be in and out in 5 min

[06:03]  lizzie82076: oh ill make u go longer than that

[06:03]  lizzie82076: u wont be able to walk for a week

[06:03]  lizzie82076: O:-)

[06:03] shab00tyTM: but if you’re real good ill get off faster

[06:03]  lizzie82076: oh ull come every ten minutes

[06:03] shab00tyTM: heh

[06:04] shab00tyTM: that u will

[06:04]  lizzie82076: i said YOU

[06:04] shab00tyTM: i meant that u will… make me

[06:04]  lizzie82076: damn straight

[06:04]  lizzie82076: ull be beggin for more

[06:05] shab00tyTM: u tryina turn a brother on?

[06:05]  lizzie82076: oh baby.. ill suck u for an hour straight

[06:06] shab00tyTM: u must be wet

[06:06]  lizzie82076: nah.. it takes a lot to get me wet

[06:06] shab00tyTM: dare ya to rub ur punnany

[06:06]  lizzie82076: anything for u shawn

[06:07] shab00tyTM: wut u wearing

[06:07]  lizzie82076: im wearing little shorts and a tight tshirt

[06:07] shab00tyTM: take a pic :P

[06:07]  lizzie82076: fine

[06:08] shab00tyTM: u should show me ur draws =p

[06:15]  lizzie82076: no

[06:15]  lizzie82076: cuz im on my period

[06:16] shab00tyTM: o

[06:16] shab00tyTM: tuck the string in lol

[06:16]  lizzie82076: haha

[07:25]  lizzie82076: yea.. i kno u wanna see my hott body

[07:25]  lizzie82076: :-P

[07:26] shab00tyTM: I KNOW!

[07:26]  lizzie82076: ;-)

[07:27]  lizzie82076: man ur hot

[07:28]  lizzie82076: :-D

[07:28] shab00tyTM: i am? :)

[07:28] shab00tyTM: *plays dumb*

[07:28]  lizzie82076: shut up u kno

[07:28]  lizzie82076: jus stfu

[07:28]  lizzie82076: lol

[07:30]  lizzie82076: i really want tht webcam

[07:30]  lizzie82076: cuz im sooo bored right now

[07:30] shab00tyTM: tru

[09:47]  lizzie82076: damn

[09:48]  lizzie82076: i need a really stiff drink right now

[09:48] shab00tyTM: yea them shits aint stiff [mudd slides]

[09:48] shab00tyTM: they like a dessert

[09:48]  lizzie82076: yea i kno i had it b4

[09:48] shab00tyTM: tru

[09:49]  lizzie82076: i need a vodka

[09:49]  lizzie82076: with something good mixed in

[09:50] shab00tyTM: tru

[09:50] shab00tyTM: mixed w/ my penis

[09:50]  lizzie82076: haha

[09:50]  lizzie82076: helz yea

[09:50]  lizzie82076: :P

[09:50]  lizzie82076: that would sure as hell be stiff

[09:50]  lizzie82076: :-P

[09:51] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[09:51] shab00tyTM: AHAHAHAH

[09:51] shab00tyTM: U MAD FUNNY THAT GOTTA GO IN MY BLOG

[09:51]  lizzie82076: haha

[09:51]  lizzie82076: dork

[09:51]  lizzie82076: jk

[09:51] shab00tyTM: =p

[09:51]  lizzie82076: helz yea u gotta put tht shit in ther

[09:53] shab00tyTM: hehe

[09:53] shab00tyTM: i will

[09:53]  lizzie82076: :-D

[09:53] shab00tyTM: heh

 

 

[12:47] zeldiz: hey

[12:48] shab00tyTM: how u doin

[12:48] shab00tyTM: how wuz ur last night

[12:49] zeldiz: i went to see troy with my friend brad

[12:49] zeldiz: and thats it

[12:50] zeldiz: i looked all good for NOTHING

[12:50] shab00tyTM: what u mean?

[12:52] zeldiz: we went to see the movie

[12:52] zeldiz: then he dropped me off here

[12:52] zeldiz: and went home

[12:52] shab00tyTM: why didnt he fuck :)

[12:54] zeldiz: we used to be fu ck buddies

[12:54] zeldiz: i haven’t seen him in like 3 months

[12:54] zeldiz: man he looked so hot

[12:54] shab00tyTM: lol then if he already hit that be4 he prolly just wasnt

sised =p

[12:54] shab00tyTM: no excitement in old puss

[12:57] zeldiz: oh no

[12:57] zeldiz: it was there

[12:57] zeldiz: i just didn’t invite him after the movie

[12:58] shab00tyTM: oh y not

[12:59] zeldiz: because

[01:00] shab00tyTM: do tell

[01:00] shab00tyTM: i wanna know all of ur secrets

[01:00] zeldiz: is your refrigerator running?

[01:01] zeldiz: cuz if it is, it’s probably running like you, very homosexually

[01:01] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:01] shab00tyTM: stop w/ the shtick :P

[01:01] shab00tyTM: no the reason i ask is cause if i was to take you out to a

movie this summer i dont make the same wrong move that he made that didnt get

him an invite ove

[01:02] zeldiz: i’m not gonna fuck you the first night i m eet you

[01:02] zeldiz: know that much about me

[01:03] shab00tyTM: hehe the hell you wont :) jk

[01:03] shab00tyTM: i know wtf ;)

[01:03] zeldiz: i have a lot of respect for myself

[01:03] zeldiz: i have….morals

[01:04] shab00tyTM: i know i aint a man whore either sorry im just horny this

morning :)

[01:05] shab00tyTM: no but so why didnt u fuck brad then it wasnt ur first date

:P

[01:06] zeldiz: you’re always horny

[01:06] zeldiz: i dunno

[01:06] zeldiz: to be honest with you, i dunno

[01:06] zeldiz: i even cleaned the apartment

[01:07] shab00tyTM: it musta been shab00ty in the back of your mind that made ya

feel like ya shouldnt of have eh

[01:08] zeldiz: haha right

[01:11] zeldiz: my ex came over last night after brad left

[01:11] shab00tyTM: oh?

[01:11] zeldiz: and i was "you’re on my friends ladder’

[01:12] shab00tyTM: i got a 7, then i have a 6, and the rest are 5′s :)

[01:12] zeldiz: i just dont like him like that at all

[01:12] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:12] zeldiz: steve is definitely a 7 in my ladder

[01:12] shab00tyTM: whos steve

[01:12] zeldiz: i would do anything for a piece of ass from him

[01:12] zeldiz: this guy

[01:12] zeldiz: i’ve had classes with him since forever

[01:12] zeldiz: and i always thought he was hot

[01:12] zeldiz: but i never talked to him

[01:12] zeldiz: then i met him at a party

[01:13] zeldiz: and we hung out once

[01:13] zeldiz: and now we just talk on on AIM mostly

[01:13] shab00tyTM: heh werd

[01:13] shab00tyTM: he prolly already got all the puss he could need

[01:15] shab00tyTM: if i was him id at least get dome from ya

[01:16] zeldiz: from me>

[01:16] zeldiz: no man, we didn’t do anything

[01:16] shab00tyTM: no im saying

[01:16] zeldiz: this is the guy i keep talking about

[01:16] shab00tyTM: i would just in general like in the future

[01:16] zeldiz: how everyone says he’s not talkative

[01:16] zeldiz: but he is with me

[01:16] zeldiz: and i can’t fucking figure him out

[01:16] zeldiz: i love it

[01:16] shab00tyTM: he’s playin that game to get ya crazy =)

[01:17] shab00tyTM: and that good cauze a crazy bitch usually got a wet pussy

[01:20] zeldiz: i know

[01:20] zeldiz: but i’m getting bored

[01:20] shab00tyTM: aww

[01:20] shab00tyTM: wait a week ill entertain ya =)

[01:21] zeldiz: nah

[01:21] zeldiz: i dont want any trouble

[01:21] zeldiz: and you’re trouble :)

[01:22] shab00tyTM: lol how am i trouble (thought i think thats not a bad thing)

j/k

[01:22] shab00tyTM: though*

[01:26] zeldiz: what is it the opposite of bloom?

[01:26] shab00tyTM: writhe’

[01:26] zeldiz: thats not a word

[01:27] shab00tyTM: yes it is

[01:27] zeldiz: wither

[01:27] shab00tyTM: yea

[01:27] shab00tyTM: thats what i mean

[01:27] zeldiz: haha

[01:27] shab00tyTM: lol i was testing u

[01:29] zeldiz: riiight

 

 

[01:34] shab00tyTM: damn liz aint no fun no more:

[01:22] shab00tyTM: sup

[01:22]  lizzie82076: hi

[01:22]  lizzie82076: im bored

[01:22] shab00tyTM: aw

[01:22] shab00tyTM: me2

[01:22] shab00tyTM: get nakekd

[01:22]  lizzie82076: haha i already am

[01:34] shab00tyTM: [01:22]  lizzie82076: jk

[01:23] shab00tyTM: heh

[01:23] shab00tyTM: take me some naakkkiddd pix

[01:23]  lizzie82076: ahahahahaha no

[01:23] shab00tyTM: aw

[01:23] shab00tyTM: i wanna see ur lil boot

[01:23] shab00tyTM: y

[01:23]  lizzie82076: uh huh

[01:24]  lizzie82076: lol

[01:26] shab00tyTM: ehe

[01:26] shab00tyTM: why dont u show

[01:26]  lizzie82076: because

[01:26]  lizzie82076: i aint like that

[01:26] shab00tyTM: k

[01:28] shab00tyTM: u use ur toy latley?

[01:28]  lizzie82076: no

[01:28] shab00tyTM: y

[01:35] sugaxsweetzzz: hahah

[01:35] shab00tyTM: heh

[01:35] shab00tyTM: whats up wit dat =p

[01:35] sugaxsweetzzz: i dunno :-\

[01:35] shab00tyTM: i guess i just gotta hit on u then

[01:36] sugaxsweetzzz: haa okay

[01:36] sugaxsweetzzz: whens that gonna happen

[01:37] shab00tyTM: when ur pussy’s wet

[01:37] sugaxsweetzzz: oh

[01:38] shab00tyTM: wut u wearing

[01:38] sugaxsweetzzz: um shorts and a shirt

[01:39] shab00tyTM: take me a pic

[01:39] sugaxsweetzzz: take me a pic

[01:39] sugaxsweetzzz: mother fucker

 

 

[02:06] shab00tyTM: u go to my dilly page/

[02:06] JuLiEChAsEz2322: uhh…whats ur sn?

[02:06] shab00tyTM: shahab

[02:07] JuLiEChAsEz2322: oh yea

[02:07] JuLiEChAsEz2322: i went

[02:07] shab00tyTM: u went u came now u shall conquour

[02:12] shab00tyTM: or not

[02:12] shab00tyTM: so u single?

[02:13] JuLiEChAsEz2322: huh? or not what?

[02:13] shab00tyTM: or not conqour :)

[02:14] JuLiEChAsEz2322: i dont get it:-/

[02:15] shab00tyTM: conqour like to holla at some1

[02:15] JuLiEChAsEz2322: oOoOoOo

[02:15] JuLiEChAsEz2322: haha…i get it

[02:15] JuLiEChAsEz2322: lol

[02:21] shab00tyTM: so ur dating?

[02:22] JuLiEChAsEz2322: yeeeeaa

[02:22] JuLiEChAsEz2322: u?

[02:22] shab00tyTM: awww .. na im just friends with benefitting LO

[02:22] JuLiEChAsEz2322: lol

[02:22] JuLiEChAsEz2322: ic ic

 

 

OK THIS IS A GOOD READ, A MUST READ, SO DO READ :)

[03:52] sisjennzy: and then i says to the cow i says, that is my hat

[06:46] shab00tyTM: heh im elite..i went to the diner, put the chicken tenders

under my slices of pizza and failed to report it at the register =0

[06:46] sisjennzy: haha

[06:47] sisjennzy: cheating the system

[06:47] shab00tyTM: i hope u dont think im a bastard cause of it :)

[06:50] shab00tyTM: u skydive, i cheat the schoo :(

WHAT HAVE I BECOME !

[06:50] sisjennzy: haha

[06:50] sisjennzy: its a talent

[06:52] shab00tyTM: Fun on the Bus

A young boy gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and immediately

starts yelling, ”If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ”If my dad

was an lion and my mom a girl lion I would be a little lion.”

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells

at the kid, ”What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”

The kid smiles and says, ”I would be the bus driver!”

[06:52] shab00tyTM: it iz :)

[06:56] sisjennzy: haha

[07:19] sisjennzy: naw i have one, but when my comp went on the fritz a lotta the

programs i recovered dun work and need to be reinstalled

[07:19] sisjennzy: i might just reformat again once i burn all my stuff to disk

[07:19] shab00tyTM: tru

[07:19] shab00tyTM: u know when u should reformatt?

[07:20] shab00tyTM: when xp servicepack2 final version comes out

[07:21] sisjennzy: yeah or after my comp gets fixed

[07:21] shab00tyTM: u figure out what the f is up w/ it?

[07:21] sisjennzy: nope, though he called me and said he may have put the coolant

on a chip wrong

[07:22] sisjennzy: so it might be overheating since i leave it on

[07:22] shab00tyTM: man see ur dood hustled u :(

[07:22] sisjennzy: but that was for issues i was havin before

[07:22] sisjennzy: not the ones now

[07:22] sisjennzy: naw he said hed re that

[07:22] shab00tyTM: coolant isnt a thing u can just put on wrong LOL

[07:22] sisjennzy: naw some cooling grease on some chip

[07:23] sisjennzy: this is a liquid colled comp

[07:23] sisjennzy: cooled

[07:23] sisjennzy: that is

[07:24] shab00tyTM: lol i have nothing good to say but ill say it anyway since i

had typed it up:

kay well heres all im sayin: dont let peeps take advantage of ur sincerity =p u

should chew that guy out :P

[07:25] shab00tyTM: sorry i have bad childhood experiences of being hustled :)

[07:25] shab00tyTM: dood stole my good matchbox cars and gave me his crappy ones

[07:26] shab00tyTM: then my sis brought the situation to light and i wilded out

and next time he came over w/ his cars i snatched his bucket of cars, grabbed

mine out, put his shity ones in .,,threw it at him and slammed the door

[07:26] shab00tyTM: u dont play me :)

[07:26] sisjennzy: haha pat pat, dude i would normally, but he wouldnt, tis all

good

[07:28] shab00tyTM: where were u then to pat me on my head… no where!

[07:29] sisjennzy: :-[

[07:29] sisjennzy: i was on the playground with no friends being made fun of for

bein fat and wearing neon green spandez shorts :)

[07:32] shab00tyTM: heh if u were that same age again in the year 2004 it’d be:

"i was on hte playground with no friends, on my over heating gameboy, being made

fun of for bein fat, not having a fisher-price bellyring, and wearing neon green

spandex shorts NO wait i think in 2004 those shorts would be a big hit :)

[07:36] shab00tyTM: then ud see lil shab on the playground w/ his matchbox cars,

hitting on ur mom :) showing her his benz matchbox car ;)

[07:36] sisjennzy: hah

[07:38] shab00tyTM: saying he can promise her and her children a good future LOL

ok ill stop gettin carried away

[08:04] sisjennzy: my god, im looking at tatoo ideas and tehres this thing about

piercing or tattooing ur penis

[08:04] shab00tyTM: lol

[08:04] shab00tyTM: yea i heard bout that

[08:04] shab00tyTM: ouch stop the idea hurts even ;)

[08:05] sisjennzy: ewww, dude even seeing it without bein a guy i cringe

[08:06] shab00tyTM: actually i wanna tattoo a dolla bill on my penis cause then

my girl … she can hold my money, and make my money grow GET IT

[08:07] shab00tyTM: i bet there’s a lord of the cockrings porno parody

[08:17] sisjennzy: hah

[08:17] sisjennzy: man what do i wanna get …

[08:18] shab00tyTM: u gettin a tat?

[08:18] sisjennzy: maybe

[08:18] sisjennzy: lookin

[08:18] shab00tyTM: i mean u loookin at tats or peircings

[08:19] sisjennzy: tats

[08:20] shab00tyTM: it’d be funny if uhad a tatto that said B.S.O.D. on ur

pelvic area =)

[08:21] sisjennzy: bsod?

[08:21] shab00tyTM: BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

[08:21] shab00tyTM: then u wore blue see thru panties =)

[08:21] shab00tyTM: like a screen

[08:24] shab00tyTM: like when windows crashes

[08:25] sisjennzy: thats exactly what i want

[08:26] shab00tyTM: i can license u the patent :)

[08:28] sisjennzy: haha thanks

[08:32] shab00tyTM: so where u getting this tattoo on u

[08:34] sisjennzy: lower back, i dunno if i jsut want a design on the left side

or spanning my whole lower back, maybe i should design one for myself

[08:34] shab00tyTM: wwhoah woah whatever u do dont get anything SPANNING or

large …u’ll regret it when in a year all ur friends say its fuggly =p

[08:35] shab00tyTM: small of ur back?

[08:35] sisjennzy: most girls have it spanning their lower backs, like those

tribal things

[08:36] sisjennzy: yeah a lil lower than small of back

[08:38] shab00tyTM: tru well i just laugh at every girl on stern that says they

regret getting their ‘now’ ugly tattoo … :P

but if ya want my opinion i guess ssomethin not to large on small of back is

aight but dont get carried away =p

but i must say maybe im just thinkin of this girl i knew had one spanning her

area but she had NO ASS so it just lookd weird.. i dont think u will run into

that problem (thats a compliment) :)

[08:39] shab00tyTM: never attract attention to problem areas LOL ;) leme stop

[08:41] shab00tyTM: thats why fat girls shouldnt have belly rings

[08:42] sisjennzy: hah

[08:43] shab00tyTM: and if u wanna know if id get a tattoo and id say yes once

shab00ty dynasty has a logo LOL j/k

 

 

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

 

[01:48] razberylemonz: hey

[01:49] shab00tyTM: how r u

[01:49] shab00tyTM: im comin home next week

[01:50] shab00tyTM: make me some streamers and a big welcome home banner at

subway where u work

IM JERROD JAMES BITCH!

 

[01:45] baybepnay: Lil’s bf coming down today … >:o

[01:45] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:46] baybepnay: i’m upset now.. lol

[01:47] shab00tyTM: i would be too

[01:49] baybepnay: yo.. i swear.. if they start having sex at nite.. i’mma cry

[01:49] baybepnay: if he come she sed he staying till monday..

[01:49] shab00tyTM: o

[01:49] baybepnay: i’mma have to live in the library or something

[01:49] shab00tyTM: lo

[01:49] shab00tyTM: tru

 

 

 





http://www.superiorpics.com/



cgi-bin/ultimate/ultimatebb.cgi



?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=006266;p=0

[02:16] hage: lol how many drinks you think that bitch had before those

pics were taken?

[02:16] shahab-: lol

[02:16] shahab-: prolly some mixed drinks ;)

[02:17] hage: heh

[02:17] hage: seriously i want your expert analysis, give me a ballpark figure

;)

[02:17] shahab-: id say like 2or3 long island ice teas; )

[02:18] hage: heh

[02:18] shahab-: she is a MEAN GIRL after all

[02:19] shahab-: read my comment on this person’s blog about the lohan pix



http://radosh.net/mt/mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=723

[02:19]  kidrocky79: thanks for the link

[02:19]  kidrocky79: shes hot

[02:19] maddmojo: np and the nip-slippage is always $$$

[02:19]  kidrocky79: yah

[02:41] ZippyDanz: wow wheres the airbrush

[02:41] ZippyDanz: shes kinda freckly

[02:41] shahab-: lol u see the nip slippage

[02:41] ZippyDanz: yes

[02:41] ZippyDanz: BARELY

[02:41] ZippyDanz: HER NIPPLE IS SAME SKIN TONE

[02:41] shahab-: LOL

[02:42] shahab-: tru

[02:42] shahab-: they’re fake

[02:42] ZippyDanz: wtf fake?

[02:43] shahab-: yea

[02:43] shahab-: http://www.radosh.net/

[02:43] ZippyDanz: wtf

[02:44] shahab-: gg

[02:44] ZippyDanz: OMG X-POSED OLSENS

[02:44] ZippyDanz: THEY HAVE SEX

[02:44] shahab-: lol

[02:51] ZippyDanz: nice comment u posted "lol the music didn’t die.. the porno music started up…!

lets not get mad that mean-girls have mean titties now too to match their

attitudes ;) "

Posted by shahab at May 15, 2004 02:16 PM

[02:52] shahab-: ya like? :P

[02:59] ZippyDanz: boobies are always welcome

[03:00] ZippyDanz: i like her friend better than her

[03:06] shahab-: werd

 

 

 

AHAHAHAH FOLKS THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS , ORIGINALLY ON THIS BELOW MAJOR

LEAGUE BASEBALL WEBSITE IT HAD A PIC OF JOSE LIMA AND HIS WIFE WHILE HE SANG THE

NATIONAL ANTHEM WELL THEY TOOK OUT THE PIC WITH HIS WIFE IN IT AND JUST HAVE

JOSE IN THE PIC NOW (SEE THE MLB.COM LINK BELOW) AND THEN NOTICE THE ORIGINAL

ARCHIVED PICTURE W/ HIS TROPHY WIFE AND HER MASSIVES LOL THEY REMOVED IT BUT

ENJOY IT HERE NOW $$$$  CAUSE IT WAS SAVED B4 THEY TOOK IT DOWN LOL

[02:02] JuLiEChAsEz2322: whats up

[02:03] shab00tyTM: chillin lookin at this picture



http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/ml



b/mlb/news/mlb_leftfield.jsp?ym



d=20040513&content_id=74264



1&vkey=leftfield&fext=.jsp

 damn that guys wife has big titties

[02:05] JuLiEChAsEz2322: haha yea she does

[02:05] JuLiEChAsEz2322: lol

 

 

 

 

[03:39] sisjennzy: alrights, sleep time, goodnights, sweet d’s

[03:39] shab00tyTM: aight ..i just winked..not sure if as a bye bye wink or a im

passin out wink :) ttyl hun hehe

 

[03:06] shab00tyTM: yo ill call ya when im bout to go to sleep

[03:41] shab00tyTM: im goin to sleep

[03:41] shab00tyTM: nte

[03:46] usuckndatsadzz: ogm

[03:46] *** Auto-response sent to usuckndatsadzz: call me the mars rover and my

bed mars cause this mother fucker over here is MARS OR BUST =) [corny but o well

it's almost 4am]

[03:55] shab00tyTM: ?

[03:55] usuckndatsadzz: omg i cant breath

[03:55] shab00tyTM: y

[03:55] usuckndatsadzz: i dunno

[03:56] usuckndatsadzz: im hyperventilating omg

[03:56] shab00tyTM: dman

[03:56] shab00tyTM: go get some fresh air

[03:56] usuckndatsadzz: i cant get up

[03:56] shab00tyTM: aw

[03:56] usuckndatsadzz: im throwing up every were

[03:58] shab00tyTM: ew

[03:58] shab00tyTM: call 911

[03:59] usuckndatsadzz: i cant find a phone plus ill get in trouble

[03:59] shab00tyTM: k well im goin to sleep hope ur ok sweetie xxoxo nite

[03:59] usuckndatsadzz: bye

 

 

[09:36] shab00tyTM: ima go to bar 2nite

[09:47] britownsyou: lol u suck

[09:47] britownsyou: but im gettin drunk off of black ice tomorrow

[09:48] shab00tyTM: lol

[09:48] shab00tyTM: triple black?

[09:48] britownsyou: yessssssssssss

[09:48] britownsyou: =P

[09:49] britownsyou: have u tried the twists yet?

[09:50] shab00tyTM: yea thats for amateur drinkers

[09:50] britownsyou: triple blacks better then?

[09:50] shab00tyTM: they all suck

[09:50] shab00tyTM: get real liqour

[09:51] shab00tyTM: u either should drink nice beer or liqour

[09:51] britownsyou: like?

[09:52] britownsyou: i gotta drink somethin with good taste tho

[09:52] britownsyou: =]

[09:55] shab00tyTM: yea man

[09:55] shab00tyTM: get liqour

[09:55] shab00tyTM: like

[09:55] shab00tyTM: bacardi razz

[09:55] shab00tyTM: not the malt beverage

[09:55] shab00tyTM: the LIQUOR

[09:55] britownsyou: taste good?

[09:56] shab00tyTM: yea

[09:56] shab00tyTM: either shots

[09:56] britownsyou: cuz i know people who drink like..str8 vodka and shit

[09:56] shab00tyTM: or as a mixed drink

[09:56] shab00tyTM: or get like

[09:56] shab00tyTM: southern comfort

[09:56] shab00tyTM: yea

[09:56] britownsyou: mmm

[09:56] britownsyou: good stuff

[09:56] shab00tyTM: it’s rum

[09:56] shab00tyTM: werd

[09:56] shab00tyTM: $

[09:56] britownsyou: alabama slammers r good :-D

[09:56] britownsyou: hurricane bicardi is good

[09:57] shab00tyTM: werd

[09:57] shab00tyTM: imma go to liq sotre

[09:58] britownsyou: 8-) cool beans

 

 

Away Message:

ALL OF YOU Johnny-come-lately’S CAN EAT A BIG OL BOWL OF DICK :)

 

Away Message:

call me the mars rover and my bed mars cause this mother fucker over here is

MARS OR BUST =) [corny but o well it's almost 4am]

 

 

[05:23] shab00tyTM: yo that stat exam can u believe i got an A and a B for

the course? :P

[05:23] cagekid: niceeeeee

[05:23] cagekid: u already found out

[05:23] cagekid: that is fast

[05:23] shab00tyTM: yea our teacher is fast to email us the scores

[05:24] shab00tyTM: it was scan tron too

[05:24] cagekid: ooooooooohh

[05:24] cagekid: i gotcha

[05:25] cagekid: thats easier to grade

[05:26] shab00tyTM: tru

i had an 85 comin in to the exam and got around a 90 on the exam ..i guess

ending w/ teh B is right

[05:26] shab00tyTM: :

[05:26] shab00tyTM: ;)

[05:26] cagekid: oh that is awesome

[05:26] cagekid: congrats!

[05:27] shab00tyTM: *brushs shoulda 0ff*

[05:27] cagekid: lol

[05:29] shab00tyTM: if u havin math problems i feel bad

for you son, i got 99 problems but stat aint one

[05:29] cagekid: lol

[05:29] cagekid: thats good

[08:37] honeyhell420: lolololol good one

[05:29] cagekid: u came up with that ureself

[05:29] shab00tyTM: of course

[05:30] shab00tyTM: well me and rick rubin =)

[05:31] cagekid: um

[05:31] cagekid: ok

[04:55] honeyhell420: lol

[04:56] shab00tyTM: who da man

[04:56] honeyhell420: u da man

[04:56] shab00tyTM: *raises hand*

[04:57] shab00tyTM: imma mentor u in pimpetteology

[04:58] honeyhell420: i dont need to learn that i mastered that

[05:03] shab00tyTM: u need to be certified by me

[05:04] honeyhell420: o i see

[05:05] shab00tyTM:



http://www.collegeslackers.com/?act=home&pg=lil_jon

[05:07] honeyhell420: is that dave chapelle

[05:09] shab00tyTM: ya

[05:09] honeyhell420: lol

[05:13] shab00tyTM: u can crank call people w/ that

[05:14] honeyhell420: o fo real lol

[05:14] shab00tyTM: ya

[05:14] shab00tyTM: heh

[05:14] honeyhell420: i’mna do it too

[05:15] shab00tyTM: i cracked a girl w/ the miss cleo sound board b4

[05:15] honeyhell420: lololololl

[05:16] shab00tyTM: she wuz dumb too thought it was real lol

[05:16] honeyhell420: omfg

[05:16] shab00tyTM: lol

[05:16] shab00tyTM: and was havin a convo w/ her

[05:18] honeyhell420: what a fuckin dumb ass

[05:19] shab00tyTM: i luv her though =) but yea at that time she was

[05:19] honeyhell420: lol hahaha

[05:31] shab00tyTM: u like guys w/ long hair?

[05:32] cagekid: not really

[05:32] shab00tyTM: im growin it out

[05:32] cagekid: oh like real lonf

[05:32] cagekid: long

[05:32] cagekid: or like ashton kutcher long

[05:33] shab00tyTM: ive never done it so im doin it to see how i look… kutcher

long

[05:33] cagekid: oh ok

[05:33] cagekid: thats acceptable

[05:33] shab00tyTM: in fact im gonna go for his look

[05:34] shab00tyTM: i figure bein at HFS lookin like a white boy is better then

a yo-boy =) even though imma yoboy

[05:34] cagekid: lol

[05:34] cagekid: yeh try ure best

[05:35] shab00tyTM: yea no doubt if i get a job there finally ill be good enough

for kath =)

[05:36] cagekid: HAHA

[05:36] cagekid: uh

[05:36] cagekid: nah

[05:36] cagekid: im not big on HFS

[05:36] cagekid: anyway

[05:36] shab00tyTM: LOL

[05:36] cagekid: im gunnna watch a movie

[05:36] shab00tyTM: what does that mean i still wont be good enough for ya?

[05:36] cagekid: and maybe get work done

[05:36] cagekid: at this point in my life no one is good enuf for me

[05:36] shab00tyTM: lol well gimmie a couple years i will be =)

[05:37] cagekid: cept nicolas cage

[05:37] cagekid: ill ttly

[05:37] cagekid: ttyl

[05:37] cagekid: payce

[05:37] shab00tyTM: lol later ma

[05:37] shab00tyTM: xox

 

 



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html

funny gijoe voiceovers :P

 

 

http://blog.hotornot.com/



hot or not for blogs :P

 

 

cool blog where i found all the below on

http://www.milkandcookies.com/

 

 

MATRIX MEETS HALO



http://halo.bungie.org/misc/halomatrixmirrors.html

 

 

REALLY AWESOME FLASH MOVIES -WELL DONE- FOR SUPER MARIO BROS. FANATICS

ESPECIALLY [and yes I want to shtoop the pixilated princess]



http://www.numbmonkey.com/gallery/data/502/1Mario.swf



http://www.deviantart.com/view/5143991/



http://www.deviantart.com/view/6843008/



http://www.deviantart.com/view/6843431/

 

 

 

 

I LOVE THIS KID:-D CHECK THIS OUT:-D

(that fat greek kid that freestyles)



http://www.angrynakedpat.com/network/icf/index.php

 

 

 

[01:49] shab00tyTM: hi

[01:49] rhetoricalapple: hey

[01:49] shab00tyTM: howz ur exams comin a long

[01:51] rhetoricalapple: haven’t had any yet..you?

[01:51] shab00tyTM: i only have 2more and 1 take home left i had one hard stat

one today =0)

[01:51] shab00tyTM: those are all next week thouhg

[01:52] rhetoricalapple: not bad

[01:52] shab00tyTM: my friend’s away msg: Away Message:

Test in 6 hours…still haven’t studied at all :(

[01:53] rhetoricalapple: haha..sounds like me

[01:54] shab00tyTM: that was me actually last night lol

[01:54] rhetoricalapple: ha

[01:54] shab00tyTM: after getting that stat exam in my hands though i was quick

to regret it =)

[01:54] rhetoricalapple: I bet

[01:57] shab00tyTM: man tonight would be a good night to go to the library to

mack some shorites

[01:57] rhetoricalapple: haha

[01:58] shab00tyTM: i should just go there w/ any books or backpacks and talk to

bitches

[01:58] shab00tyTM: :)

[01:58] shab00tyTM: j/k

[01:58] shab00tyTM: w/o*

[01:59] shab00tyTM: excuse the use of the bitch word

[01:59] rhetoricalapple: I can’t imagine why you don’t have a girlfriend. I

mean, I know I love to be referred to as a "bitch."

[01:59] rhetoricalapple: :)

[01:59] shab00tyTM: heheh

[01:59] shab00tyTM: i knew u were gonna get on me for that =p

[02:00] shab00tyTM: man girls been treatin me like shit lately =P.. i feel bad

for girls whom let genius pass them by :P

[02:01] rhetoricalapple: ha

[02:05] shab00tyTM: u know what must be the greatest thing? being rich but not

famous … ..ya can play poor till a girl likes u for you then admit u’re paid

[02:05] rhetoricalapple: true

[02:07] shab00tyTM: im not sayin that cause im paid but cause girls are phony

=)

[02:07] rhetoricalapple: only the bitches are:)

[02:07] shab00tyTM: heh well those are the bitches im talkin bout when i use the

B WORD :P that u get mad at me for

[02:09] rhetoricalapple: haha…you referred to all women by using the word

"bitches"…you weren’t talking about a specific group

[02:09] shab00tyTM: well most girls at the library now are bitches cause they

arent studyin in my bedroom

[02:10] rhetoricalapple: ha

 

 

[01:28] shab00tyTM: what ya beenz up2

[01:29] sisjennzy: i went on a pirate ship :)

[01:29] shab00tyTM: where? b-more harbor?

[01:29] sisjennzy: annapolis

[01:29] shab00tyTM: ah tru

[01:29] sisjennzy: scuba instructor rented it as a thankyou for the TAs

[01:30] shab00tyTM: did u feel like "jenny depp"? :)

[01:30] sisjennzy: haha that i did sir

[01:30] shab00tyTM: how do u rent a pirate ship :P

[01:30] shab00tyTM: i thought u can only have one via pillage :P

[01:31] sisjennzy: its normally a ship for little kids, equipped with water

cannon and pirate flag

[01:32] shab00tyTM: so what was it equipped with for you guys? hor derves? :P

[01:32] sisjennzy: beer and soda

[01:32] sisjennzy: and snacks

[01:32] shab00tyTM: o sweet

[01:34] sisjennzy: yeapss

[01:35] shab00tyTM: man read this girl messaging me… i told her yo we can

always study together like make our crib sheet together and shit so she do it

alone and then bugs me:

[10:59] thumpgreaat: ay.. you understand everything?

[10:59] thumpgreaat: i am SOO confsued so so many thigns!

[10:59] thumpgreaat: EVEN WITH lookin at the lecture notes.. i so lost.. im

worried now

i didnt even reply

[01:37] sisjennzy: wait so she ignored u about the studying together then asked

for help?

[01:38] shab00tyTM: i mean she didnt ignore me on it she straight out shit on

the idea LOL

[01:39] shab00tyTM: i mean i wanted to make our cheatsheet/cribsheet together

mainly i wasnt tryin to study w /her but she shut out that idea :P

[01:39] sisjennzy: ic ic

[01:40] sisjennzy: wekll sucks for her then

[01:41] shab00tyTM: this girl is funny… she wont even go to my blog when i ask

her … stuck up or something… =) she goes "but i dont really like to read

things like that" when she never even been there once :P oh well imma stop

venting :)

[01:42] shab00tyTM: btw she’s one of YOUR kind.. your country woman :P LOL

[01:42] shab00tyTM: i hold u responsible

[01:52] sisjennzy: haha im a twinkie with assorted sprinkles, i take no such

responsibility

[01:53] shab00tyTM: well im a tinkle with assorted bed pans, i blame shit on the

nurse

[02:10] shab00tyTM: [02:01] usuckndatsadzz: guess what

[02:01] shab00tyTM: ?

[02:01] usuckndatsadzz: youve heard me sing b4 right

[02:01] shab00tyTM: aya

[02:02] usuckndatsadzz: well this guy my friend jsut said that i have talant and

that i can sing lmao and he wants me to keep singing

[02:02] shab00tyTM: LOOL

[02:02] shab00tyTM: he’s lie’n he just wants to get in ur pants ;)

[02:02] usuckndatsadzz: he must be on somthing

[02:02] usuckndatsadzz: fuck you shawn thats fucked up

[02:02] shab00tyTM: =[

[02:02] usuckndatsadzz: he would get in my pantes WAYYYYYY B4 u

[02:11] shab00tyTM: such a mean spirited lesbian she is :)

[02:14] shab00tyTM: hey larz u dere?

[02:15] sisjennzy: haha alright dude, yeap

[02:16] shab00tyTM: u like metalica or something? wherez the larz come from

[02:17] sisjennzy: i just felt like making up a name for my comp and i was

thinking larlar, larz for short

[02:18] shab00tyTM: yea but wats larlar from?

[02:19] sisjennzy: made it up

[02:19] shab00tyTM: k and my final question: why am i obsessing O:-)

[02:25] sisjennzy: haha cause ur bored?

[02:29] shab00tyTM: jen…

can ya please put me out of my misery already ^_^

[02:30] sisjennzy: ?

[02:32] shab00tyTM: when u gonna let me wife u up

[02:38] sisjennzy: hah whatever dude, and if ur serious, i already told u y the

last relationship ended, he did it but i still agreed, i wouldn’t follow anyone

around after graduation, too much stuff i wanna do in life, if i do date its not

gonna be soon cause still hung up on greg, and if i do it not gonna be anything

serious anyways, not gonna deal with that again, ur friends are the ones that

stick around in the end anyways

[02:40] shab00tyTM: im serious #1, #2 i know do i seem like the serious boring

type?, #3 you’re my friend first and always will be, #4 i agree that it proly

wont be soon thats why i aint bugged ya [too much i hope bout that type of shit]

#5 the fact that im numbering these things should show the seriousness of this

LOL

[02:41] shab00tyTM: lets put it this way: i wanna make sure i’ve put it on the

table be4 i find myself w/ a stripper girlfriend in a year ;) hehe

[02:45] shab00tyTM: it’s pretty obvious though come on lol that girl liz that

time on ya’ll stoop, she could see right through me how much i like ya :)

but itz all gravy =) ill be respectful of the grieving :P

[02:47] sisjennzy: all right dude, well just don’t count on my for that stuff is

all im saying

[02:49] shab00tyTM: sigh ur patronising again :P

[02:51] sisjennzy: how the hell am i patronising? im tellin u straight up its not

liekly

[02:51] shab00tyTM: k thats all ya had to say =p

[02:51] sisjennzy: i dont play girlie mind games, im tellin u what i feel dude

[02:53] shab00tyTM: i respect that …make sure u say good things about me

though in my e! true hollywood story ;)

[02:55] sisjennzy: hah can do senor, as long as u do the same in mine =)

[02:57] shab00tyTM: sorry if im bein a jackass btw :P …

ill be sure to say good things in your horse creme lawsuit

[02:58] sisjennzy: ur not, all is good, hah, alright dude, im gonna get some

rest, goodnights, sweet d’s

[02:59] shab00tyTM: kay jenz :) t00dlez *tips hat to ya*

 

 

[03:06] shab00tyTM: damn yo i askd this girl that broke up w/ her mans

recently like yoo "whats up w/ me and you" ..and she goes "it’s not likely" LOL

damn thats fuckd up

[03:06] xsu yon 693x: ahahahaha

[03:06] *** Auto-response sent to xsu yon 693x: every1 in one way or another

blows goats’ dick thicks

p.s.

blogs updated o_O…new design too :P

[03:06] shab00tyTM: she goes im tellin ya straight up..that aint likely

[03:06] shab00tyTM: LOL

[03:06] shab00tyTM: thats her fucking quote

[03:07] shab00tyTM: fuck bitch!!!!!!!!!!

[03:07] shab00tyTM: :)

[03:07] shab00tyTM: er fuckin*

[03:07] xsu yon 693x: u got no game hun

[03:07] xsu yon 693x: lol

[03:07] shab00tyTM: LOL

[03:07] shab00tyTM: i must not :)

[03:07] shab00tyTM: i so would have this chick though if i was rich :)

[03:07] xsu yon 693x: hahaha

[03:08] xsu yon 693x: yea da key to a gurl’s heart is money

[03:08] xsu yon 693x: lol jp

[03:08] xsu yon 693x: only for me

[03:08] xsu yon 693x: ok im really jp

[03:08] shab00tyTM: she is fuckin retarded though wtf me and her get along so

good =) oh well whatever another reason yo

im gonna have a life full of only strippers as girlfriends LOL ..thats what is

up with drew carey… if enough plain jane girls diss ya growing up, when ya

make it ur only gonna fuck w/ hot ass strippers

[03:08] xsu yon 693x: im too materialistic

[03:09] xsu yon 693x: hahahaha

[03:09] shab00tyTM: lol no it really is the key :)

[03:09] shab00tyTM: tru

[03:09] shab00tyTM: ur a woman its ok

[03:09] xsu yon 693x: so u only go for hot, sluts???

[03:09] shab00tyTM: no ill go for any1 right now i mean in the future

[03:09] shab00tyTM: im just gonna fuck models

[03:10] shab00tyTM: im gonna make every fuckin air breathing chick that passed

up on me jealous and pissin in their pants :) $$$$

[03:10] shab00tyTM: in*

[03:10] xsu yon 693x: hahaha

[03:10] xsu yon 693x: nice plan Shahab

[03:10] shab00tyTM: lol

[03:11] shab00tyTM: watch me execute it too

[03:11] shab00tyTM: just grab some popcorn hun

[03:12] shab00tyTM: bitches are dumb they have no foresight..if they did they’d

see my scary potential :)

[03:12] xsu yon 693x: well if u get famous or rich u can hook me up

[03:12] shab00tyTM: hook ya up w/ what? :P

[03:12] xsu yon 693x: cuz dats da only way u gonna get models

[03:12] xsu yon 693x: u know

[03:12] xsu yon 693x: with $$$

[03:12] xsu yon 693x: hahaha

[03:12] shab00tyTM: i know …

[03:13] shab00tyTM: im fucking howard stern’s replacement in the making

[03:13] xsu yon 693x: lol well u got da perverted thing going on at least

[03:14] shab00tyTM: no shit :)

[03:14] shab00tyTM: imma bring a pillow w/ me to HFS Imma sleep at the station

till they hire me

[03:14] xsu yon 693x: hahaha

[03:17] shab00tyTM: :P

[03:17] shab00tyTM: [09:34] shab00tyTM: wanna know what my teacher wrote on the

last page of my

paper?

[09:35] shab00tyTM: my paper i got back today…

i wish i could scan it for u

she says:

Thanks for one interesting essay out of 50! <smiley face> :-)

Your writing style is really enjoyable (& humorous) to read.

Excellent job all around. Hope this relationship works out for you.

A

[ it was a personal reflection paper about a relationship ]

[03:18] xsu yon 693x: hahaha

[03:18] xsu yon 693x: is ur major a writer?

[03:19] shab00tyTM: communication

[03:25] xsu yon 693x: oook

[03:28] shab00tyTM: btw my blogs updated =p

 

 

[06:52] zeldiz: god

[06:52] zeldiz: i can’t figure this guy out

[06:52] shab00tyTM: ?

[06:52] zeldiz: i think he’s like the most talkative guy ever

[06:52] zeldiz: we can talk and talk and talk

[06:52] zeldiz: for hours and hours

[06:52] shab00tyTM: ok

[06:53] zeldiz: and i was talking to a friend of mine about him

[06:55] zeldiz: and he was like "steve talkative?"

[06:55] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:55] zeldiz: "steve never talks, he’s the quietest person i know"

[06:55] shab00tyTM: ok get to the part u cant figure out about him

[06:55] shab00tyTM: oh?

[06:55] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:55] shab00tyTM: ok that part

[06:56] shab00tyTM: well im quiet generally but around people i like im

talkative..

maybe it’s the same w / hi

[06:56] shab00tyTM: him

[06:59] shab00tyTM: is that a possible answer?

[06:59] zeldiz: soo

[06:59] zeldiz: how come hes so talkative with me

[06:59] zeldiz: am i just a friendly person

[06:59] zeldiz: or…

[06:59] shab00tyTM: he likes you probably

[06:59] zeldiz: everyones like "steve is just a chill quiet guy"

[06:59] zeldiz: he talks more than me

[07:00] zeldiz: and you know how much i talk

[07:00] shab00tyTM: lol dont listen to what his friends say…. quiet guys can

still be talkative in the right situation/around the right person

[07:01] zeldiz: i just wanna know why hes not quiet around me

[07:01] zeldiz: just trying to figure him out

[07:01] shab00tyTM: he likes you damnit

[07:01] zeldiz: and i dont wanna ge tmy hopes up

[07:01] zeldiz: and im only talking about this cuz i have ot study

[07:01] zeldiz: anything to avoid studying = good

[07:02] shab00tyTM: tru

[07:02] shab00tyTM: i askd my friend who recently broke up w/ her man like "so

when u gonna let me wife you" or whatever like be her man ..ya know what she

said?

[07:03] zeldiz: never?

[07:05] shab00tyTM: well now that u put it that way she said this:

[02:38] sisjennzy: hah whatever dude, and if ur serious, i already told u y the

last relationship ended, he did it but i still agreed, i wouldn’t follow anyone

around after graduation, too much stuff i wanna do in life, if i do date its not

gonna be soon cause still hung up on greg, and if i do it not gonna be anything

serious anyways, not gonna deal with that again, ur friends are the ones that

stick around in the end anyways

which translated to the more direct answer of:

[02:47] sisjennzy: all right dude, well just don’t count on my for that stuff is

all im saying

[02:49] shab00tyTM: sigh ur patronising again :P

[02:51] sisjennzy: how the hell am i patronising? im tellin u straight up its not

liekly

[07:05] zeldiz: tahts a lot of reading

[07:05] zeldiz: just sum it up for me

[07:05] shab00tyTM: well it’s not studying

[07:05] shab00tyTM: so stfu and read it bitch

[07:05] shab00tyTM: :)

[07:05] shab00tyTM: O:-)

[07:06] zeldiz: i like her

[07:06] shab00tyTM: she’s awesome i do too a friend be4 a gf too :P

[07:07] zeldiz: you what?

[07:07] shab00tyTM: i like her too …even more so as a friend first then a

potential gf second

[07:07] shab00tyTM: which is rare normally i just see women as gf’s or peeps to

hook up w/ LOL

[07:08] zeldiz: so you started liking her as a friend, then proceeded to like her

as more than a friend?

[07:09] shab00tyTM: yeah

[07:09] zeldiz: did she like you as more than a friend when you didnt?

[07:09] shab00tyTM: infact she kinda liked me more then i liked her

[07:09] shab00tyTM: but now i like her more then she likes me i guges

[07:09] shab00tyTM: guess

[07:09] zeldiz: but yall where just friends

[07:09] shab00tyTM: i know

[07:09] zeldiz: i like her

[07:09] zeldiz: i like her a lot

[07:09] shab00tyTM: LOL

[07:09] zeldiz: she didnt wait for your indecisive ass

[07:09] shab00tyTM: what ya mean?

[07:09] zeldiz: guys never know what they want

[07:09] shab00tyTM: na only reason i didnt get w/ her b4 was she was in that

relationship

[07:09] zeldiz: guys take so long to react to shit

[07:10] zeldiz: like this carmin asshole

[07:10] shab00tyTM: and now she had a bad breakup she dont want that anymore

[07:10] zeldiz: he was sooooooo sure about breaking up and never talkign to me

again when he kicked me out of his life

[07:10] zeldiz: then a week later, he called me, crying

[07:10] zeldiz: telling me he missed me, all kinds of shit

[07:10] zeldiz: and its like, oops,t oo fucking late

[07:10] shab00tyTM: i dont think thats bein indecivie its calld a guys sex

drive…when they aint horny they could care less about a bithc.. a week later

they want some ass they are cryin or at least ur guy wuz LOL

[07:12] shab00tyTM: i got butt last saturday and frankly i aint pressd to get

butt again till im needy again and in the mean time i aint sweatin that chick

till i need pussy

[07:13] zeldiz: type with your fingers shahab, not your toes

[07:14] shab00tyTM: ?

[07:14] zeldiz: you’re killing the english language

[07:14] zeldiz: you COMMUNICATIONS major

[07:14] shab00tyTM: LOL WTF IS UR PROB who cares bout grammar long as u get my

message

[07:15] zeldiz: im just kidding

[07:16] shab00tyTM: see the difference between what i described and if i was

that girl sisjennzy’s bf is id wanna be around her as much as if i had 0 sex

drive as if i had 200%

[07:16] shab00tyTM: she’s high on my ladder

[07:16] shab00tyTM: :)

[07:16] shab00tyTM: id put her at 6

[07:17] zeldiz: man, i need a slang thesaurus in order to understand you

[07:17] shab00tyTM: dont worry if we ever meet ill just communicate w/ u thru

body lang

[07:19] shab00tyTM: like ill point to my crotch and ull know what to do

[07:20] zeldiz: hahahaha

[07:21] shab00tyTM: lets hope u dont botch the art of fellatio like i botch the

english language

[07:21] shab00tyTM: =)

[07:21] shab00tyTM: o_O

[07:21] zeldiz: so the fact that you cared about her heart more than her pussy at

first

[07:21] zeldiz: is really good

[07:21] shab00tyTM: no i still care about her heart more then her pussy

[07:21] zeldiz: if a guy just wanted pussy from a girl, he wouldn’t spend all

that much time on her right?

[07:21] zeldiz: like talking to her, and calling her and shit

[07:22] shab00tyTM: i couldnt sleep tuesday night cause i saw her at the bar

pissy drunk and was worried some1 was gonna take advantage of her

[07:22] shab00tyTM: no that can still mean he just wants pussy LOL

[07:23] shab00tyTM: whether or not he wants just pussy or MORE from a girl

depends on how attracted he is to her

[07:23] shab00tyTM: or where she is on his ladder

[07:23] zeldiz: aww

[07:23] zeldiz: thats so cute

[07:23] shab00tyTM: she kept reoccuring in my dream too :/

[07:24] shab00tyTM: too bad she dont want me :P

[07:24] zeldiz: not anymore

[07:24] shab00tyTM: and it’s also a shame i have a policy of, if ya dont want me

when im poor and an unknown , i sure as hell dont want u when im rich and

wellknown :P and in fact in those situations i wanna cop a squat on those girlz

[07:24] shab00tyTM: (:

[07:24] shab00tyTM: ur right u know the time i coulda got her?

[07:25] shab00tyTM: last year last spring when i first met her ..we lived in the

same building.. she flirted w/ me on the elevator etc ..that was when she was

single

[07:25] shab00tyTM: now she’s all tanted (mostly mentally) LOL

[07:25] zeldiz: she doesnt waste her time on things that wont go anywhere

[07:25] zeldiz: she just met someone who was higher on HER ladder

[07:25] shab00tyTM: what u tryin to say? we wouldnt go anywhere?

[07:26] zeldiz: becaue you didnt want anything but pusy

[07:26] zeldiz: pussy

[07:26] zeldiz: puuuuuuuuuussssssssssssyyyyyyyy

[07:26] shab00tyTM: no ..with her it’s not like that

[07:26] shab00tyTM: i like her as a person first and as a walking-box secodn LOL

[07:27] zeldiz: anyway

[07:27] zeldiz: i gotta go study

[07:27] zeldiz: i seiruosly do

[07:27] shab00tyTM: aw

[07:27] shab00tyTM: yea do that shit plz for me so u get rich and higher on my

ladder

[07:27] shab00tyTM: :)

[07:28] zeldiz: haha

[07:28] zeldiz: you’re such an asshole

[07:28] shab00tyTM: LOL

[07:28] shab00tyTM: u know ya love the honesty

[07:28] zeldiz: but i still like talking to ya

[07:28] zeldiz: you entertain me

[07:28] shab00tyTM: :P

[07:28] shab00tyTM: i lub ya ;)

[07:28] shab00tyTM: that means pussy

[07:28] shab00tyTM: i lub ya means i love your pussy but dont love u

[07:28] shab00tyTM: lol j/k

[07:28] shab00tyTM: if i say i love you that means i love YOU :)

[07:29] zeldiz: got it

[07:30] zeldiz: you’re like the perfect example of why i want to be single

[07:30] zeldiz: guys only see women as objects

[07:30] shab00tyTM: lol how

[07:30] shab00tyTM: no shit ;)

[07:30] shab00tyTM: get a really ugly guy that has u as a 7 on his ladder and

he’ll treat ya like a princess and not as an object

[07:30] shab00tyTM: anything else ur an object

[07:31] zeldiz: but he will be on my friends ladder

[07:31] zeldiz: i have many guys that like me

[07:31] shab00tyTM: LOL

[07:31] zeldiz: and ask me out all the time

[07:31] shab00tyTM: ur right

[07:31] shab00tyTM: :(

[07:31] zeldiz: its really fucking annoying

[07:31] zeldiz: girls like guys like you

[07:31] zeldiz: and then bitch about guys being assholes

[07:31] zeldiz: well DUH

[07:31] shab00tyTM: lol well im only a net-asshole

[07:31] shab00tyTM: im nice in person

[07:31] shab00tyTM: :)

[07:31] zeldiz: at least you dont pretend to be a sweetie

[07:32] shab00tyTM: i do in person

[07:32] shab00tyTM: LOL

[07:32] zeldiz: or a one woman man

[07:32] shab00tyTM: i pretend ;)

[07:32] shab00tyTM: j/k

[07:32] zeldiz: really?

[07:32] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:32] zeldiz: like carmin

[07:32] zeldiz: he’s such a fake person

[07:32] shab00tyTM: aw

[07:33] shab00tyTM: lol im a one woman man but thats cause im faithful as my

options.. if i could get w/ any1 id never be a one woman man but my place in

life now is that i wont cheat… but i wont-not- be an asshole to a girl LOL

(double negative)

[07:34] shab00tyTM: like im not sayin i wouldnt fuck u tomorrow but im sayin if

i did i wouldnt go back to fuckin the girl im already fucking

[07:34] shab00tyTM: :P

[07:34] shab00tyTM: just not my style

[07:40] shab00tyTM: any comments on that :P

[07:40] zeldiz: im trying to quote you

[07:40] zeldiz: but its so much shit

[07:40] shab00tyTM: LOL

[07:40] shab00tyTM: quote me for ur profile?

[07:40] zeldiz: away message

[07:41] shab00tyTM: LOL

[07:42] shab00tyTM: thats why ya need a blog =)

[07:42] zeldiz: i have a live journal

[07:43] shab00tyTM: u seen my blogs redesign?

[07:44] shab00tyTM: ne wayz go study hun

[07:44] zeldiz: i will

 

 

 

 

[06:45] shab00tyTM: fo shizzle sso when u comin to md or u goin straight

to fl

[06:46] cagekid: 23rd

[06:46] cagekid: move down to FL in june sometime

[06:48] shab00tyTM: damn give me more notice if u want me to be ur huckfin

advernturer :) OR NOT (:

[06:48] cagekid: haaaha

[06:48] cagekid: ok

 

 

[06:39] britownsyou: uh oh..shawns got the ass icon back

[06:39] britownsyou: lol

[06:39] shab00tyTM: $$

[06:39] britownsyou: 2 money signs for both ass cheeks

[06:39] britownsyou: *thumbs up*

[06:39] shab00tyTM: hehe

[06:39] shab00tyTM: it advertisez my blog

[06:39] britownsyou: i gotcha lol

[06:39] britownsyou: u updated or somethin?

[06:39] britownsyou: o rno

[06:39] britownsyou: *or no

[06:42] shab00tyTM: yah i did

[07:53] shab00tyTM: =0

 

 

[08:46] shab00tyTM: wanna talk on phone

[08:46] foskettochickidy: its chargin

[08:47] shab00tyTM: kay

[08:47] shab00tyTM: i thought it was your home phone

[08:47] foskettochickidy: it is

[08:47] foskettochickidy: cordless phones have to charge

[08:47] shab00tyTM: heh my bad

[08:47] shab00tyTM: thought u were ‘faking’ :)

[08:47] foskettochickidy: lol

[08:47] shab00tyTM: heh

 

 

THE FOLLOWING IMMA EDIT OUT THE S/N CAUSE IT’S QUITE

PERSONAL LOL

[08:48] randombloggedchick: whats up hun

[08:48] shab00tyTM: i duynno man had a grueling ass exam earlier..now i dunno

what to do w/ myself im not used to not bein stressed LOL

[08:49] randombloggedchick: you wann know something fucked up?

[08:49] randombloggedchick: *wanna

[08:49] randombloggedchick: it’l make you laugh..prolly at me

[08:49] randombloggedchick: definatly not with me

[08:49] shab00tyTM: aight

[08:49] randombloggedchick: ok

[08:50] randombloggedchick: i’ve been hardcore stressed the past few weeks,and like

last night i got really horny.

[08:50] randombloggedchick: ok so i pulled out pinky (my toy)

[08:50] shab00tyTM: yeahh

[08:50] shab00tyTM: u shoulda calld me i wanted to hear :)

[08:51] randombloggedchick: a fucking hour and half later i still couldn’t fucking

get off cause i had so much shit on my god damn mind so i just quit cause it was

like 12 by then.I WAS PISSED!

[08:51] shab00tyTM: DAMN

[08:51] shab00tyTM: that is sad :( i feel bad u need a therapist =P

[08:52] randombloggedchick: i have one

[08:52] randombloggedchick: but fuck my hand started to hurt real bad but i was like

"no fuck this I WILL get off tonight!"

[08:52] randombloggedchick: but no such luck

[08:53] shab00tyTM: damn i feel bad <name> i wish i coulda helped

[08:53] randombloggedchick: stop calling me that!

[08:53] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$

[08:53] shab00tyTM: maybe thats why u cant get off

[08:53] randombloggedchick: y?

[08:53] shab00tyTM: in ur mind people are callin ya <name>

[08:54] randombloggedchick: lol

[08:54] randombloggedchick: it was horrible the shit that was crossing my mind

[08:54] shab00tyTM: heh

[08:54] randombloggedchick: absolutely horrible

[08:54] shab00tyTM: i bet even if i was there w/ u i couldnt get u off

[08:54] randombloggedchick: like teachers and shit,exams i’ve i got,projects

due,fucking shit!

[08:55] shab00tyTM: damn :P

[08:55] shab00tyTM: sux

[08:56] randombloggedchick: I’m so sad

[08:57] shab00tyTM: things will get better hun

[08:58] randombloggedchick: i need good sex

[08:58] shab00tyTM: i need a porn star lol

[08:58] randombloggedchick: i can’t be distracted during good sex

[08:58] randombloggedchick: my sister in laws an ex-stripper

[08:59] shab00tyTM: she hot? :)

[08:59] shab00tyTM: btw i meant YOU need a pornstar not me

[08:59] shab00tyTM: heh

[08:59] randombloggedchick: yeah

[09:00] shab00tyTM: damn i want a stripper :)

[09:04] shab00tyTM: so u need a guy to bang ya an hour be4 u can cum?

[09:04] randombloggedchick: yep

[09:04] shab00tyTM: werd

[09:04] shab00tyTM: u need a train ran on u lol

[09:05] randombloggedchick: no

[09:05] shab00tyTM: werd

[09:05] shab00tyTM: do u get off by a guy doin ora

[09:05] shab00tyTM: l

[09:05] randombloggedchick: yes

[09:06] shab00tyTM: tru thats good then in case i came b4 the hour period lOL

[09:06] randombloggedchick: lol

[09:08] shab00tyTM: in otherwords im admiting i know i wouldnt last that long

unless i kept stoppin and startin

[09:08] shab00tyTM: or if i had like busted like an hour ago

[09:08] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:12] shab00tyTM: #name name name>

[09:14] randombloggedchick: yes

 

 

 

 

AN EXAMPLE OF WHEN MY BLOG GETS ME IN TROUBLE LOL (blogging

your personal life does that) LOL WHEN SHIT CATCHES UP W/ YA!!

[10:59] baybepnay: tok three shots of this orange thingy

[10:59] baybepnay: :) feelin kinda nice now lol

[11:00] shab00tyTM: tru

[11:00] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:00] shab00tyTM: im drinkni beers

[11:00] shab00tyTM: from last sat

[11:00] shab00tyTM: ;P

[11:00] shab00tyTM: what orange thing

[11:00] baybepnay: um.. it wa oranje

[11:00] baybepnay: haha.. the berrs we boguht

[11:01] baybepnay: i know it was n’t alize

[11:01] baybepnay: or maybe

[11:01] shab00tyTM: tru

[11:02] baybepnay: wait.. i thik it was just barcardi o

[11:05] baybepnay: hipothhetical questin.. ths boy tole me he liked me .. would

u be mad if i holla’d

[11:06] shab00tyTM: prolly =p i mean if u done w/ me then thats fine :P

[11:07] baybepnay: you wouuldn’t get mad..

[11:07] baybepnay: aite.. ttyl den.. gonna get some

[11:07] shab00tyTM: LOL

[12:08] baybepnay: uh huh.. if i’m done with you.. meaning you’re pretty much

done with me..

[12:08] baybepnay: i gotcha

[12:09] shab00tyTM: LOL

[12:09] shab00tyTM: ur an hour late honey

[12:09] baybepnay: sorry.. i wasn’t thinking straight then.. but now i’m

straight

[12:09] shab00tyTM: LOL

[12:09] shab00tyTM: too bad its not up for discussino any mroe

[12:09] baybepnay: what?

[12:09] baybepnay: why?

[12:09] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:10] shab00tyTM: im drinkin too now

[12:10] baybepnay: soo

[12:10] shab00tyTM: aint u seen realworld

[12:10] shab00tyTM: u dont discuss shit when some1 drinknin

[12:10] baybepnay: oh so i get it though.. you pretty much done with me..

[12:10] baybepnay: my time has passed..

[12:11] shab00tyTM: nah

[12:11] shab00tyTM: wtf

[12:11] shab00tyTM: i aint say taht stop bein a biatch :)

[12:12] baybepnay: i mean.. i saw on your blog you like this other girls.. so

i’m glad i know now.. os i can move on..

[12:12] baybepnay: i ain’t bein a bitch.. just being real.. ..

[12:13] baybepnay: i’m glad you told me now before i coulda made an ass of

myself and fell deep into it

[12:14] shab00tyTM: lol well i like that other girl but she dont like me so it

dont really matter

[12:14] baybepnay: the chinese one.. you sed it was apparent you like eachother

biotch

[12:14] shab00tyTM: i like her more as a friend thats why i got bitter cause

every1 was tryin to holla at her and take advantage of her when she was pissy

drunk

[12:15] shab00tyTM: yea but she dont like me

[12:15] shab00tyTM: i mean she just like me as a friend

[12:16] baybepnay: suure..

[12:16] baybepnay: i’m done

[12:16] shab00tyTM: wtf

[12:16] shab00tyTM: ur just makin this as an excuse to get w/ taht guy

[12:16] shab00tyTM: thats fine but i never disrespected ya

[12:16] baybepnay: what?

[12:16] baybepnay: i’m not making any excuses..

[12:16] shab00tyTM: yea u are

[12:16] shab00tyTM: i have no one else so

[12:16] baybepnay: you really think i would do that

[12:16] baybepnay: NO

[12:17] shab00tyTM: the issue is if i got another girl and i dont so whats up

[12:17] baybepnay: that’s the issue?

[12:17] shab00tyTM: yeah

[12:17] baybepnay: oh..

[12:18] baybepnay: i’m just asking if you like someone else..

[12:18] baybepnay: and i’m not trying to make no phony excuses to go sleep with

some guy

[12:18] shab00tyTM: well im telling u whats the harm in liking some1 that doesnt

like me …

[12:19] shab00tyTM: i already talkd to the girl i likED (past tense) and she

said theres nothin between us

[12:19] shab00tyTM: this was last night

[12:19] shab00tyTM: i talkd to her

[12:19] shab00tyTM: things on my blog are outdated

[12:19] shab00tyTM: =p

[12:19] baybepnay: last nite.. so you WERE tryin to holla at another girl then

[12:20] shab00tyTM: na

[12:20] baybepnay: er .. whatev. you ain’t my bf

[12:20] shab00tyTM: i was sseein if there was anythin between us LOL

[12:20] baybepnay: do what ya want

[12:20] shab00tyTM: cause she gives me mixed signals

[12:20] shab00tyTM: k well i keep it real i dunno why ur drunk ass is tripping

[12:22] shab00tyTM: u got it simple that guy comes out and tells ya he likes

ya.. a guy it’s diff a guy has to ask if a girl likes her so i dont see how

thats harmful to find out…. u aint have to ask to find out ur boy told ya

[12:22] shab00tyTM: so sorry if that’s a crime to find the truth

[12:24] *** "baybepnay" signed off at Fri May 14 00:24:08 2004.

[12:24] *** "baybepnay" signed on at Fri May 14 00:24:21 2004.

[12:26] baybepnay: sorry.. don’t know why i started trippen.. just started

talking outta my ass..

[12:26] baybepnay: you ain’t mine

[12:28] shab00tyTM: even if i was yours i didnt really do nothin though :/

[12:29] baybepnay: i’m just waiting to be hurt i guess..

[12:30] baybepnay: looking for a sign so that i wouldn’t let myself go to deep

and get hurt after it all..

[12:30] shab00tyTM: i wouldnt hurt ya

[12:31] baybepnay: i’ll let ya drink now.. sorry for the 21 questions

[12:33] shab00tyTM: like if u told me like u were done w/ me the thing that

would put the most scare in me was if u stopd bein my friend first thats what

means the most to me

 

 

 

[01:07] phillythastunna: yo go to the history channel

[01:07] shab00tyTM: wut #

[01:07] phillythastunna: 37

[01:08] phillythastunna: yo i think some of the cats from the nazis could be in

the gov’t right now=-O

[01:08] phillythastunna: fuckin shit up

[01:09] phillythastunna: tryin to eliminate the muslim and arab community

[01:09] phillythastunna: since they already fucked up blacks n jews n shit

[01:09] shab00tyTM: werd

[01:09] phillythastunna: fuck it imma just beat my dick

[01:09] phillythastunna: :-P

[01:10] shab00tyTM: LOL!!!!!

[01:10] shab00tyTM: tru

[01:14] *** "phillythastunna" signed off at Fri May 14 01:14:02 2004.

 

 

[09:30] shab00tyTM: so u got a man now eh

[09:31] riotgurl69: yea

[09:31] shab00tyTM: that sux ;)

[09:31] shab00tyTM: for me :P

[09:31] riotgurl69: lol

[09:32] riotgurl69: haha y??

[09:32] shab00tyTM: cause ya used to be my boo ;

[09:32] shab00tyTM: ;)

[09:32] riotgurl69: awww

[09:32] riotgurl69: i always will b

[09:32] riotgurl69: i still got love 4 ya

[09:33] shab00tyTM: awww

[09:33] shab00tyTM: u best

p.s. readers: she’s a net buddy -she never even met me so if she woulda

she wouldn’t have a new b/f! $$$ would still be on this pipe son!

 

 

[10:47] honeyhell420: well next week i’m takin my drivers test, gettin a

sonogram, thurs is my b-day, then fri is prom

[10:48] shab00tyTM: sonogram ..u havin a baby?

[10:48] honeyhell420: no lol god i hope not

[10:49] shab00tyTM: i mean u gettin it to find out?

[10:49] honeyhell420: no they think i may have an ovarian cyst

[10:50] shab00tyTM: u gon be ok?

[10:50] honeyhell420: yea

[10:50] honeyhell420: if i do i jsut have to get surgery

[10:52] shab00tyTM: aww ill be on ur bed side

[10:52] honeyhell420: aww

[10:52] honeyhell420: lol

[10:53] shab00tyTM: i wanna be the first dood u see wake up too

[10:54] honeyhell420: omg i think thats the 1st sweet non horny thing u’ve said

[10:54] shab00tyTM: lol :P

(lol how is being the first guy you wake up to non-erotic?)

 

 

 

[10:08] *** Auto-response sent to honeyhell: blogs

updated earlier today

no exams tomorrow

marinating now

call cell

shoutsto:

jen, su, griselda, kathy, brit, kels, mel, sara, sarah, val, greg, ashley :P

 

 

Away Message:

lets see my tummy really really hurts and instead of studyin for my exam i just

banged two midgets without a condom but i do have good news

i just saved a load of money on my car insurance by switching to geico!

 

 

CHAT ON DIRECT CONNECT: UMD SERVER LOL: (i am [UMCP]shä) on there::

[04:01] <CydeWeys> Wow it’s 4am and I have an exam at 8 … looks like I’m

not going to bed.

[04:01] <CydeWeys> Nah, I’ll just take 2 ritalins right before the exam and I

should be fine.

[04:01] <CydeWeys> Hrrrm, better make that four, lol

[04:01] <CydeWeys> Ritalin’s great. It’s like a legal form of speed.

[04:01] <CydeWeys> Not that I’d know what speed is like, though.

[04:02] <[UMCP]shä> dont jerk off b4 ur exam ull go right to sleep

[04:02] <CydeWeys> lol k

[04:02] <[UMCP]shä> eheh

[04:02] <CydeWeys> Wasn’t planning on it ehe.

[04:02] <[UMCP]shä> i thought thats what any1′d be dl’n on here at 4am

[04:03] <CydeWeys> You can download some porn from me.

[04:03] <CydeWeys> I’m sharing porn again in honor of the end of the academic

school year.

[04:03] <[UMCP]shä> heh its all good but ill add ya to favs for future reference

:P

[04:04] <CydeWeys> Wow what a great lyric

[04:04] <CydeWeys> "Quel’que chose qui dans en toi."

[04:04] <[umcp]mejesster> translated?

[04:05] <CydeWeys> It’s just parsing as junk.

[04:05] <[umcp]mejesster> What do YOU translate it as?

[04:05] <[umcp]mejesster> this is why we have translators instead of computer

programs

[04:05] <CydeWeys> I’m not translating it, lol. I’m parsing it as drunk.

[04:05] <CydeWeys> Errr

[04:05] <CydeWeys> junk

[04:05] <CydeWeys> lol

[04:05] <[umcp]mejesster> …

[04:05] <[umcp]mejesster> I liked the typo better

[04:05] <BishopRed> wtf.

[04:05] <CydeWeys> Literally, it means "Some of the things that are in you."

[04:06] <CydeWeys> Or sort of

[04:06] <BishopRed> ok.

[04:06] <CydeWeys> Someone who knows French well is welcome to step in here and

correct me.

[04:06] <[UMCP]shä> thats a porno name?

[04:06] <CydeWeys> "Ce je c’est quoi."

[04:07] <CydeWeys> Another lyric translates as, "The one who’s in another state

[or place]."

[04:07] <[umcp]terpman4> poooooooooooop

[04:07] <CydeWeys> The title of the song is "Ella est l’a", which means, "She is

there", so in context, that lyric does make sense.

[04:07] <[umcp]terpman4> damn finals

[04:07] <[umcp]terpman4> i need coffee

[04:07] <[umcp]terpman4> and chicks

[04:07] <[umcp]mejesster> no

[04:07] <[umcp]mejesster> you need to watch Alizee 720×540 Marre.avi

[04:07] <[UMCP]shä> ray lewis is graduating from here this sat

[04:07] <[umcp]mejesster> get it from me

[04:08] <[umcp]terpman4> wow

[04:08] <[umcp]terpman4> ray lewis

[04:08] <[UMCP]shä> he’s 28 heh

[04:08] <[umcp]terpman4> hes in my remedial math class lol

[04:08] <CydeWeys> Ohhh no I’m watching the song where she can’t dance.

[04:08] <[UMCP]shä> he is?

[04:08] <[umcp]mejesster> which one?

[04:08] <[umcp]terpman4> yes

[04:08] <CydeWeys> The one where she sort of thrashes around and throws her hair

around.

[04:08] <[UMCP]shä> the ravens one

[04:08] <[umcp]terpman4> math -240

[04:08] <CydeWeys> jaipas

[04:08] <[UMCP]shä> he shows up for it?

[04:08] <CydeWeys> jaipasvingtans

[04:08] <[umcp]terpman4> everyday

[04:09] <[umcp]terpman4> with a mink coat

[04:09] <[UMCP]shä> LoL

[04:09] <[umcp]mejesster> que de bonhuer or something like that?

[04:09] <[UMCP]shä> id be bitter :) bein upstaged

[04:09] <CydeWeys> What about que de bonhuer? Is that a lyric?

[04:09] <[umcp]terpman4> and he walks in like "I’m Ray Lewis biatches!"

[04:09] <[UMCP]shä> with his texas instruments mink and all

[04:09] <[umcp]terpman4> he does his pregame ritual too

[04:10] <[umcp]terpman4> where hes like "any dogs in here whoo whoo whoo!"

[04:10] <[umcp]terpman4> hahaha

[04:10] <[UMCP]shä> does he yell out THIS IS OUR HOUSE or whatever?

[04:10] <[umcp]terpman4> yep

[04:10] <CydeWeys> WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!!!

[04:10] <CydeWeys> WHO WILL PROTECT THIS HOUSE?

[04:10] <CydeWeys> WE WILL PROTECT THIS HOUSE!!!

[04:10] <[UMCP]shä> yah

[04:10] <[umcp]terpman4> Ray Ray

[04:11] <[UMCP]shä> i wonder if he has an under-armor ti-83 case :)

[04:11] <CydeWeys> That was a big thing in my hall at the beginning of the

school year.

[04:11] <[UMCP]shä> ;p;

[04:11] <[UMCP]shä> lol

[04:11] <CydeWeys> People wrote that all over their doors.

[04:11] <[UMCP]shä> thats gay :)

[04:11] <CydeWeys> And were shouting it out constantly.

[04:11] <[umcp]terpman4> yup

[04:11] <CydeWeys> Especially when drunk.

[04:11] <CydeWeys> Ohhh

[04:12] <[umcp]terpman4> Ray whispered in my ear on Monday that he really did

kill those two guys in Atlanta

[04:12] <CydeWeys> I finally parsed this song title. "J’ai pas vingt ans" —

very literally it means, "I don’t have 20 years", but an accurate translation

would be, "I’m not yet 20 years old"

[04:12] <[umcp]terpman4> and said hed kill me too if i dint help him

[04:12] <CydeWeys> So she’s 19 ehh? Hottttttt

[04:14] <[umcp]terpman4> Ray Lewis at Math Discussion: "Mista Professa, I aint

gettin dis shit, so could I put on a show fo’ a "A"? WE WILL PROTECT DIS

HOUS!!!!!!!

[04:14] <[umcp]terpman4> "

[04:15] <SuperWeakJeff> i can’t believe you guys

[04:15] <SuperWeakJeff> it’s fuck 4:15 AM!!

[04:15] <[umcp]terpman4> I have a real craving for Demi Moore in Sriptease right

about now

[04:15] <[umcp]terpman4> soooooooooooooo hot

[04:16] <CydeWeys> Wow mej in this "100ansduTourdeFrance" video, when she’s

doing her lunging dance and bends over, you can see a thin black thong she’s

wearing.

[04:16] <CydeWeys> Hubbadahubbadahubbda!!!

[04:17] <[umcp]terpman4> Im gonna pass out from my farts soon, they stink so bad

[04:17] <[umcp]terpman4> ugh

[04:17] <SuperWeakJeff> lol

[04:17] <[umcp]terpman4> like dog shit

[04:17] <CydeWeys> We didn’t need to know that.

[04:17] <CydeWeys> Jesus

[04:17] <[umcp]terpman4> oh another one

[04:17] <[umcp]terpman4> damn

[04:17] <[umcp]mejesster> espanol

[04:17] <[umcp]mejesster> with a ~ over the n

[04:17] <[umcp]mejesster> so it sounds like ny

[04:18] <[umcp]terpman4> i better not bust these during my gvpt final at 8 :)

[04:18] <CydeWeys> Espagnol es tu suX0rZ

[04:18] <[umcp]terpman4> ill clear it out

[04:18] <CydeWeys> What is suX0rZ in Spanish?

[04:18] <[umcp]terpman4> What is suX0rZ in English?

[04:19] <CydeWeys> It is suX0rZ in English.

[04:19] <[umcp]terpman4> whatever

[04:19] <CydeWeys> Ohh you mean in nonl33t English?

[04:19] <SuperWeakJeff> suX0r1Z1ta

[04:19] <CydeWeys> It is an adjective that means, translated loosely, "something

that sucks"

[04:19] <[umcp]terpman4> when does local news come on, 5?

[04:19] <CydeWeys> Mej, can I pleeeease get another slot, thanks a lot.

[04:20] <CydeWeys> Okay I’m gonna stay up until 10, when my exam finishes, and

then pass out for awhile.

[04:20] <SuperWeakJeff> haha

[04:20] <[UMCP]shä> im outy fooz later good luck on yall exams … just think of

come back home and putting a smores poptart in the toaster, letting it cool then

wrapping it around ur dick and masterbating with it

[04:20] <SuperWeakJeff> you watching porn?

[04:20] <CydeWeys> Naw I wish I was watching porn.

[04:20] <SuperWeakJeff> hehe

[04:21] <CydeWeys_M> Few things in life are better than watching porn.

[04:21] <[umcp]terpman4> Who the fuck is searching for "blowjob fantasies",

"bondage", and "virtual sex" at 421 AM!!?

[04:21] <CydeWeys_M> And nothing is better than being paid to watch porn.

[04:21] <CydeWeys_M> Which is why I need to go to a sperm bank lo

[04:21] <SuperWeakJeff> mmm… bondage….

[04:21] <[umcp]terpman4> jesus u all need help lol

[04:22] <CydeWeys_M> I’m not really into bondage

[04:22] <[umcp]terpman4> damn these farts are KILLING me

[04:22] <CydeWeys_M> I don’t like seeing women in pain, only in pleasure.

[04:22] <CydeWeys_M> No you’re the one who needs help hahahaaha.

[04:22] <[umcp]terpman4> i do

[04:22] <[umcp]terpman4> i need a colonoscopy

[04:22] <CydeWeys_M> Light a match.

[04:22] <CydeWeys_M> If the whole room goes up in flame.

[04:22] <CydeWeys_M> Well then you know you have some bad farts.

[04:22] <SuperWeakJeff> lol

[04:23] <SuperWeakJeff> there is an anime about a 27 year old guy

[04:23] <SuperWeakJeff> falling in love with his 15 year old sister

[04:23] <[UMCP]shä> lol NO ZIPPO FOR U!

[04:23] <CydeWeys_M> lmao

[04:23] <CydeWeys_M> Jeff that sounds incestulicious.

[04:23] <SuperWeakJeff> it is incestuous

 

 

 

[10:32] Dale: i JUST heard the new Ma$e

the song is called welcome back

[11:47] Dale: man stan lee has always been rich

but he must be cashing in TONS of money now

not including he has done comics for 25 yrs

he has iron man, and fantastic four coming soon

not including x-men, hulk, spiderman. Also all his cartoons of marvel characters

on tv shows that syndicated his stuff

[12:30] shahab-: uhh no retard stan lee isnt gettin paid shit for the movies..

he sold rights to those characters years ago when he was just a creator for

marvel …. he just gets the executive producer stamp to be nice =p

[12:50] Dale: fine the stockholders of marvel r jizzing

[01:00] shahab-: i kno dey are =)

 

 

[02:00] usuckndatsadzz: hey?

[02:00] shab00tyTM: ?

[02:01] usuckndatsadzz: guess what

[02:01] shab00tyTM: ?

[02:01] usuckndatsadzz: youve heard me sing b4 right

[02:01] shab00tyTM: aya

[02:02] usuckndatsadzz: well this guy my friend jsut said that i have talent and

that i can sing lmao and he wants me to keep singing

[02:02] shab00tyTM: LOOL

[02:02] shab00tyTM: he’s lie’n he just wants to get in ur pants ;)

[02:02] usuckndatsadzz: he must be on somthing

[02:02] usuckndatsadzz: fuck you shawn thats fucked up

[02:02] shab00tyTM: =[

[02:02] usuckndatsadzz: he would get in my pantes WAYYYYYY B4 u

[03:12] usuckndatsadzz: im sorry

[03:12] usuckndatsadzz: well lets see my tummy really really hurts and i fucked

a guy last week without a condom but i do have good news

[03:13] usuckndatsadzz: i just saved a load of money on my car insurance by

switching to geico!

[03:13] shab00tyTM: LOL

[03:13] shab00tyTM: are u serious?

[03:13] usuckndatsadzz: lmao

[03:13] shab00tyTM: u fuckd a guy raw last weke/

[03:13] shab00tyTM: week?

[03:13] usuckndatsadzz: no

[03:13] shab00tyTM: eh

[03:13] usuckndatsadzz: im jk

[03:13] shab00tyTM: i was gonna get bitter

[03:13] shab00tyTM: =)

[03:23] usuckndatsadzz: look wat dis bitch just said to me

[03:23] usuckndatsadzz: Drippy Purple: some day your gonna meet a girl that

means the world to you, and im gonna fuck her on your bed

[03:26] shab00tyTM: LOL WTF

[03:26] shab00tyTM: that is crucial

[03:26] usuckndatsadzz: lol

 

 

[09:17] shab00tyTM: i have the worst headache now

[09:18] shab00tyTM: not cause of u of course

[09:18] mariposapizz: y?

[09:20] shab00tyTM: here’s a hint.. jay-z says he’d be feeling baad for me son,

he got 99 probs but a BITCH aint one :)

j/k

[09:21] mariposapizz: lol

[09:22] shab00tyTM: omg i just feel so deluged =) (bad spelling)

[09:23] mariposapizz: so what?

[09:23] shab00tyTM: stressed out over schoo and ‘bitches’ is a bad combo :)

[09:25] mariposapizz: you know what the best for a headache is?

[09:25] shab00tyTM: wha

[09:26] mariposapizz: lots of hardcore sex ending in a massive orgasm

[09:26] shab00tyTM: ya

 

 

 

 

WOTD

bug hoobies

8 votes

this is just a less popularized version of tig ol bitties

look at them bug hoobies

Shortstop

23 votes

Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly

less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in

blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment

by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.

I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to

give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play

with my Trogdor.

take fitties

=way to say fake titties

on the radio :)

 

 

 

 





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[02:45] sisjennzy: holaa

[02:45] *** Auto-response sent to sisjennzy: YOOO i’d fuck a 2 dollar hoe w/ a 50

dollar imported kangaroo nutsackskin custom condom

busy making my pimpology450 crib-sheet, trying to get it to fit nicely in my

cylindrical handle of my pimp cane… see for the exam we’re allowed to bring a

pencil, scratch paper, and a pimp cane :)

ON THE NEXT DR. PHIL:

player pimps and their over the top away msgs $$$$

[02:47] shab00tyTM: hola sinioreta

[02:50] sisjennzy: hi hi

[02:50] sisjennzy: yayyyy i may have gotten the internship!!!

[02:51] shab00tyTM: sweet

[02:52] shab00tyTM: so do ya even remember anythin from last night? :P

[02:53] shab00tyTM: it was a ‘show’

[02:53] sisjennzy: haha i remember bits and pieces

[02:54] sisjennzy: a ‘show’, eh?

[02:54] shab00tyTM: lol not like a show show just a showwww ;) hehe

[02:54] sisjennzy: hmm im not suer if i lik the sounds of that, haha

[02:55] sisjennzy: my firend left me an IM saying that i was wasted and spilled

my drink on his feet 4 times but that i looked good

[02:55] sisjennzy: haha

[02:55] shab00tyTM: a show show is bad, a show is just like "interesting"

[02:55] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:56] shab00tyTM: i was worried bout u on the real yo … last time i was at

the fe’ and around a wasted girl she so got taken advantage of by this guy i

know lol

[02:56] sisjennzy: naw my friends are solid, tis all good

[02:57] sisjennzy: i went over to my friend rob’s cause my roomies wouldnt

approve of the drunkenness

[02:57] shab00tyTM: hey im solid too :)

[02:57] sisjennzy: watched kill bill and passed out on the sofa, i feel bad

though, cause my friend brian from bowie was sleepin over and he normally gets

the sofa but i passed out and he slept on the floor with no blanket

[02:58] shab00tyTM: hehe

[02:58] shab00tyTM: yea u were the cats meow last night

[02:58] sisjennzy: im not sure what that means exactly, but cool, haha

[02:59] shab00tyTM: lol means every1 body and their mothers were like clammering

about u

[02:59] shab00tyTM: i was gettin ‘salty’ :)

[03:01] sisjennzy: haha

[03:01] sisjennzy: sweet im a cats meow, i feel special

[03:02] shab00tyTM: every1 one of my friends ask me about u and i was like yooo

that’s shab00ty territory u crossing =)

[03:03] sisjennzy: hmm, the internship asked how my java programming skills are,

im not sure, haha whateverr dude

[03:03] shab00tyTM: lol can u do java?

[03:06] sisjennzy: well mynetworks class was java…

[03:08] shab00tyTM: well yo just lie and get the job and learn from co-workers

[03:08] sisjennzy: hah

[03:08] shab00tyTM: ill go to borders and get u a book :) j/k

[03:09] sisjennzy: gotaa pee, hold

[03:09] shab00tyTM: k

[03:13] sisjennzy: backs

[03:14] shab00tyTM: wb

[03:17] sisjennzy: i dunno what to say iny eh email

[03:18] shab00tyTM: i was makin jokes last night ..i think ya said ur ex- was

there and i was like oh? let me find out imma have to beat him up and then u

were like wait , ur the ‘fighter’ lol i was like ya my bad ur my body guard…

:P then i think i said, yeah im about to go in my bedroom and fight myself :)

[get it? thats when a bodyguard would jump in]

[03:18] shab00tyTM: aww just reply saying u can do java and lie who cares =)

[03:20] shab00tyTM: they’re testing u… it’s not like u gonna do soley java

shit right?

[03:21] sisjennzy: well he said the java programming manager might be interested

in me

[03:21] sisjennzy: hold gonna shower

[03:22] shab00tyTM: aight =0)

[03:38] sisjennzy: backs

[03:38] shab00tyTM: yay

[03:38] shab00tyTM: u send the reply yet?

[03:39] sisjennzy: nope still thinking

[03:42] sisjennzy: writing it now

[03:42] shab00tyTM: tell me when ya done so i can bug ya bout unrelated thingz

:)

[03:44] sisjennzy: i just finished but supposed to meet people outside right not

to get food, back soon

[03:44] sisjennzy: supposed to meet after i write this

[03:45] shab00tyTM: aight holla

[03:45] *** Auto-response from sisjennzy: foodage


something I wnated to send to her but never hit ENTER on the msg

shab00tyTM: btw i hate juggling topics like this but ne wayz (or should i say,

not dropping a topic)but having said that im curious so let me know… so u

takin it easy, tryin to stay single, not rushing into a relationship? or wah

…last night woulda been a lot less agonizing knowing this info prior =)


answer was: stayin single $$$ [i asked later in less desperate wording lol]


 


 


[03:34] shab00tyTM: LOL 183 instances of ‘zeldiz’ in my next blog update

[03:34] *** Auto-response from zeldiz: Graduation day…

Smiling from ear to ear with happy/sad/scared tears. Ahhhhhh.

There will be no more hugging please, k, maybe a few more.

Randomness, randomness.

Getting my hairs cut, talking to family on the phone from PY, getting hugs,

shit, I better shower today, haha jk, I always shower… with your mom.

Crystal, will you hold my hand?

A quote from this morning:

"No hablen me Ingles, quiero practice my Spanish porque it really sucks.

Obviamente."

translation: You smell like butt.

You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever. That’s my motto. Oh and

your mom. And save the drama for your momma, and everything happens for a

reason.

*END BOOK/AWAY MESSAGE*

GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN!

[03:34] shab00tyTM: congrats btw


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IM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was my duty and I pleased those exam’s b00tyz

and to celebrate later imma get the rail version of some crystal champagne ;) $ j/k

OK BOUT TO GO WILD OUT

SERVING UP MOTHER FUCKING FORMALDEHYDE SAMMICHES AND PEANUTBUTTER-PANTY PUDDING-AND MAN JELLY SANDWICHES!!! MONTGOMERY 2103 !! :)

SMELL THAT EMBALMING FLUID, HAVE UR AZZ FIENDING FOR DUST!!


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