.

[08:13] shahab-: yea me2 yo that shit looks like it’s funny as fuck :P who cares if its politically incorrect

[08:15] shahab-: bad reviews though http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/SoulPlane-1132641

[08:20] shahab-: By now you may be wondering why this film has received a

2½-star rating? Well, here’s the thing: A third of the way into Soul Plane, maybe earlier if you’re in the right mood or with the wrong company, you might actually start to enjoy disliking the movie. Like, say, Prince’s Purple Rain, certain Joan Crawford movies, and Leslie Nielsen at his best worst, the film inspires cathartic ridicule.

Endlessly tasteless juvenilia isn’t for everyone, of course. For many, the film will simply be annoying junk as opposed to appetizing junk food. How can you decide whether the film is right for you? Well, here’s a simple test: At one point in the comedy, Snoop Dogg wafts into the Soul Plane on a cannabis cloud, eases into the cockpit, then tests his microphone by purring, "testicle one, testicle two. . . ."
Those who just smiled may now feel free to move about the cabin of Soul Plane.

[08:23] shahab-: Come fly with me? Thanks, no, I’d rather pay cross-country cab

fare.

[08:27] hage: heh

[09:25] Shilove122: Soul plane *why I almost write soup plane lol* looks so corny it might actually be funny lol

[09:26] shab00tyTM: lol the reviews are horrible but i think id lke it lol

[09:31] Fatal Image: that spike quote is a riot

[08:05] aloha45232: oh my god !

[08:06] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$$$$

[08:06] shab00tyTM: whoops :)

[08:06] aloha45232: :-\

[08:06] shab00tyTM: sowy i think it’s funyn though

[08:07] aloha45232: i see the penis

[08:07] aloha45232: whats the other thing

[08:07] shab00tyTM: a girl suckin it

[08:07] aloha45232: HIOLY SHIT

[08:07] aloha45232: eww go away

[08:07] shab00tyTM: AHAHAHAHAH

[08:07] shab00tyTM: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[08:08] shab00tyTM: dont block me

[08:08] aloha45232: im not

[08:09] shab00tyTM: :P

[08:09] aloha45232: eww change it

[08:09] aloha45232: change your icon

[08:09] shab00tyTM: LO

[08:09] aloha45232: i keep staring at the fucking birthmark on the penis

[08:09] aloha45232: fucking change it

[08:09] shab00tyTM: hahaha

[08:09] shab00tyTM: ur crackin me up

[08:09] aloha45232: >:O

[08:10] aloha45232: fucking change it

[08:10] shab00tyTM: LOL wtf :P i cant im using an AIM clone ;) id have to restart it to change it hehe

[08:10] aloha45232: >:O

[08:08] marimari02: haha

[08:05] marimari02: yep…you really do

[08:05] marimari02: you are a special boy

[08:05] shab00tyTM: :P

[08:06] shab00tyTM: *plays innocent*

[08:06] marimari02: lol

[08:06] marimari02: riiight

[08:06] shab00tyTM: :P\

[08:06] shab00tyTM: that’s amanda

[08:06] shab00tyTM: sike

[08:07] marimari02: ohhh

[08:07] marimari02: wow

[08:07] shab00tyTM: heheheh

[08:09] adorableang: hahaha

[08:09] adorableang: thats an interesting buddy icon

[08:09] shab00tyTM: thanks

[08:09] shab00tyTM: i take all credit for it

[08:10] adorableang: hahaha

[08:10] dkg2004: oh my goodness

[10:53] honeyhell420: its beautiful

[10:53] shab00tyTM: thank u

[10:53] shab00tyTM: i drew it

[10:53] shab00tyTM: arent i talented

[10:54] honeyhell420: yes lol sure

[10:54] shab00tyTM: heheh

[08:58] shab00tyTM: like my icon

[08:58] xlizzi6x: gross

[08:58] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:44] fairiprincessrach: i am 11 weeks.. next week (thursday) ill be 3 months

[10:45] shab00tyTM: so ur parents coo w/ it?

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: yepp

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: very excited

[10:45] shab00tyTM: tru what bout shawn

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: sean

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: is vey excited

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: helllo../ he purposed to me

[10:45] shab00tyTM: sorry sean

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: silly

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: haha

[10:45] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:45] shab00tyTM: tru

[10:46] shab00tyTM: but he proposed after he found out u were pregggie eh? cause he wanted to be responsible =p

[10:46] shab00tyTM: jk im sure he loves ya

[10:46] fairiprincessrach: yepp he does very much so

[10:51] shab00tyTM: are u gonna name him Shahab if its a boy

[10:51] fairiprincessrach: heck nooo

[10:51] shab00tyTM: lol

This is an improved version – 32 seconds faster than previously.

In this game you’re an armour-clad knight with a big sword. You collect gems,

kill evil beasts and rescue several "distressed damsels".

Walker Boh completes the game shorter than anyone imagined, and discovered a few

nice tricks / glitches.

Long live game physics where a little bird can toss heavy metal knights by

several meters!

iron-clad hero of this game, Kuros?

[09:45] Fatal Image: yeah I remember it well

game was tight

[09:46] shahab-: like i forget u had to like keep jumpin up right to get into

the high parts to reach certain levels?

[09:46] Fatal Image: I just remember what it looked like pretty much :)

but I Know it was good

[09:47] shahab-:

http://bisqwit.iki.fi/jutut/nesvideos/ are those time attack movies but they

are on bit torrents :/

[08:33] marimari02: i dont know yet…it is still pretty early!

[08:34] shab00tyTM: i mean 8:30 u wanna have an idea what the f u gon do =-

[08:34] marimari02: no

[08:34] marimari02: it is early still

[08:35] shab00tyTM: i wanna go on this radio show but the station is in fairfax

(wjkf)

[08:35] marimari02: ohhh

[08:35] shab00tyTM: the host is real coo ..he invited me to come thru anytime

[08:36] shab00tyTM: i should bring a chick w/ me though when i go ;)

[08:36] shab00tyTM: he didnt say that but thats good etiquette :)

[08:36] shab00tyTM: heh

[08:36] marimari02: lol

[08:36] shab00tyTM: i think a chick last night..to win an iPOD she felated a "man-doll" hehehe

[08:37] marimari02: uhhh

[08:37] shab00tyTM: sucked a man dolls cock

[08:37] shab00tyTM: would u do that

[08:37] shab00tyTM: for an ipod

[08:37] marimari02: i dont know…that is weird!

[08:37] shab00tyTM: i know..she was lesbo too

[08:38] shab00tyTM: but apparently she didnt look foreign to it :)p

[08:38] marimari02: well that explain it

[08:38] marimari02: lol

[08:38] shab00tyTM: jheh

[08:39] shab00tyTM: i wish i wuz there to witness it

[08:39] shab00tyTM: apparently the man doll came shipped w/ fake chest hair too

:)

[08:39] marimari02: oh wow….that isn’t cool!

[08:39] marimari02: haha

[08:39] shab00tyTM: =p

[08:39] shab00tyTM: they thought the producer was the one that glued the chest hairs on but it came like that

[08:39] shab00tyTM: =)

[08:40] marimari02: lol

[08:40] shab00tyTM: is this way too much more then u wanted to know about a rouge man doll :)

[08:41] marimari02: yeah just a bit

[08:41] marimari02: lol

[01:44] Fatal Image: heh nice clock

best thing ever produced by his web team

but he’ll re-sign :P

[12:47] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:47] shab00tyTM: dunno its funny

[12:47] aehmot2: Thats too many rolls for me. I’d be full after just one.

[02:52] shahab-: and what a shocker he has a pay pal donate now button on it

[02:54] Fatal Image: LOL

[02:54] shahab-: lol

[02:54] Fatal Image: THE PAYPAL BUTTON.. SO PERFECT

[02:55] shahab-: i havent earned enough jewbie stripes to feel comfortabel w/ a paypal button on my blog =)

[02:57] Fatal Image: that whole page is top notch jewage

[02:59] shahab-: actually i dont think there is such thing as jewbie stripes,,…. i think there are just yamika ‘clips’/…the more clout you have , the more hair clips you have to tighterly fassen your yamika ;)

[03:00] Fatal Image: hehehe.. sounds right

[11:21] gLiTTeRgUrL: yea

[11:21] shab00tyTM: tru

[11:21] gLiTTeRgUrL: shes messin up my computer

[11:22] shab00tyTM: she tryin to dl porn again? ;)

[11:22] gLiTTeRgUrL: she sed "hey sexi..tell him tell him"

[11:22] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:22] shab00tyTM: brb imma go kill my bottle of hpnotiq

[11:22] gLiTTeRgUrL: ay connect and show me wat ur workin with

[11:22] gLiTTeRgUrL: omg i want sum damnit

[11:23] gLiTTeRgUrL: get on ur webcam

[11:26] shab00tyTM: i dont really like these pix but check em out :P <edited out>

[11:39] gLiTTeRgUrL: are yoo hlding the bottle of hypnotiq

[11:39] shab00tyTM: ya

[11:39] gLiTTeRgUrL: damn yooo do look good

http://www.talkingonline.com/url_edited_to_preseve_joke

[05:23] Fatal Image: lol

nice pronunciation of ‘pennis’

[05:38] britownsyou: which one

[05:38] shab00tyTM: soul plane ;P

[05:38] britownsyou: hah…that looks funny

[05:38] britownsyou: that girl is so pretty

[05:38] shab00tyTM: what girl

[05:39] britownsyou: umm..the one singin…"now that u got on the plane and u’ll be chillin" blah blah

[05:39] britownsyou: u know…that destineys child song lol

[05:39] britownsyou: shes hispanic

[05:39] shab00tyTM: tru

[05:39] shab00tyTM: yea i know

[05:39] britownsyou: =]

[05:39] britownsyou: yeah so anyway..go see it if u wanna go see it

[05:39] britownsyou: YO u know that girl that called u was the passions of the christ girl right?

[05:39] britownsyou: lmao

[05:39] britownsyou: i was like…rofl..call shawn

[05:40] shab00tyTM: lol

[05:40] shab00tyTM: yea that wuznt coo ;) sike to be up front w/ the devil

[05:40] britownsyou: sorry..im mean

[05:40] shab00tyTM: she has been w/ more then 1 guy right she lie’n

[05:41] britownsyou: nah shes only been with one..but shes definitly a ho..shes like…"damn hes sexy i wanna suck his BLEEP* and she’ll be like.."holy shit id fuck him so good"

[05:41] britownsyou: and to random ppl

[05:41] britownsyou: in other words…if u asked her to do..she’ll do

[04:10] shab00tyTM: sup

[04:10] shab00tyTM: thats intersting im looking at who has viewed my blog and i

see a:

proxy-ny.cbs.com

170.20.11.59

[04:14] freshnclean421: how could u tell tho

[04:14] shab00tyTM: na just som1 who works at cbs

[04:14] shab00tyTM: browsed to it

[04:14] freshnclean421: hmm

[04:14] shab00tyTM: cause i got a web counter thing

[04:14] shab00tyTM: that logs visitors

[04:15] shab00tyTM: their IP addresses

[04:15] freshnclean421: damn, u bout to have televised radio showslike howard

[04:15] shab00tyTM: LOl

[04:15] shab00tyTM: it’d be tight if som1 famous peepd it but i dunno …

[04:16] freshnclean421: well since they deal w/ tv they must deal w/ famous folk

[04:17] shab00tyTM: it’s interesting cause i can see where they were sent from

and it says like http://webmail.aol.com/msgview.adp

?folder=T1VUQk9Y&uid=8727544

(thats’ a dead link) but som1 musta read my shit from som1 having emailed them it to a cbs address

[04:18] freshnclean421: hmm well since i aint savvy on the net lingo, ill assume that u bein stalked

[04:18] shab00tyTM: lol

[04:19] shab00tyTM: i mean heck cbs can stalk me long as they want …its good to scout talent ;) heh j/k

[04:19] freshnclean421: tru, just remember ur doggz when u make it

[04:12] shab00tyTM: i know lol

[04:12] shab00tyTM: i was too sober for that :)

[04:12] freshnclean421: i noticed

[04:12] shab00tyTM: hehe yea i only had 1 beer all night

[04:12] freshnclean421: i never sat in dennys that long just lunchin off stupid shit

[04:13] shab00tyTM: lol yea we wuz camped

[04:13] freshnclean421: yeah, we jacked a bunch of beer from the party we went to

[04:02] shab00tyTM: i like ur Away Message:

Grisi’s jmust a tad bit drunk :-)

most randomm interasting night ever

[04:02] shab00tyTM: just called

[04:04] shab00tyTM: .

[04:05] yasucknthtsad: i think ima die

[04:06] shab00tyTM: y

[04:07] yasucknthtsad: bc i did alsor of fdrugs

[04:07] shab00tyTM: what kinda drugs

[04:07] shab00tyTM: if u think u overdosed call 911

[04:08] yasucknthtsad: wee took a bunch or prcripon drugd that we found aroiund the houdr..then we smashedthim sll up snd dnorted then

[04:09] shab00tyTM: wtf yo call fuckin 911 cause u donno what the heck u took

[04:10] shab00tyTM: u could be doin serious damage to your brain and vital organs and go into shock or something

[04:10] yasucknthtsad: i wannaa jdie

[04:10] shab00tyTM: k well dont tell that to me

[01:29] shahab *2k4*: yo

[01:29] shahab *2k4*: not muhch

[01:30] slasher: your prob done with school

[01:31] slasher: how’s that go

[01:31] shahab *2k4*: na imma be a super senior

[01:31] slasher: nice

[01:31] slasher: shit’s gonna get crazy once i get to college

[01:31] shahab *2k4*: tru

[01:31] shahab *2k4*: i wanna be an on air personality =)

[01:32] slasher: i’ll make that bitch a different place lol

[01:32] slasher: hehe hell yea

[01:32] slasher: shahab represent

[01:32] slasher: how much is it a semester for maryland

[01:33] shahab *2k4*: a lot

[01:33] shahab *2k4*: they raised tuition so much

[01:33] shahab *2k4*: esp out of state

[01:33] shahab *2k4*: lol

[01:33] slasher: i’m prolly moving to arizona so i’m gonna go to school there. so i gotta wait till i get residency

[01:34] shahab *2k4*: tru

[01:34] shahab *2k4*: yea out of state fees are ridiculous

[01:34] slasher: yeah no shit

[01:35] slasher: out of hand

[01:35] shahab *2k4*: tru

[01:35] slasher: prices for college is such bullshit

[01:35] shahab *2k4*: i kno

[01:36] slasher: my grandpa was telling me how he paid like 1000 dollars for his whole college

[01:36] shahab *2k4*: lol

[01:36] slasher: it’s like an equivalent of us working like 50 hours to pay our whole college off

[01:37] slasher: college tuition doubles like every 10 years. just nuts

[01:37] shahab *2k4*: tru

[01:37] slasher: so is shawn getting his shit or what

[01:37] slasher: heh

[01:38] shahab *2k4*: what u mean my shit

[01:38] slasher: oh yea

[01:39] slasher: sucks one of my friends was gonna get a bj but the girl was wasted and she ended up ripping out his nipple ring.. thats some sick shit

[01:54] $ugax$weet$$: hahaha

[01:54] $ugax$weet$$: ouch!

[01:40] slasher: alright well u have a good night i need to get wasted more. PEACE shahab :)

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: aw

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: ew

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: LOOL tru

[01:40] slasher: yeah heh :P

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: im drinkin yeinglings

[01:40] slasher: right on :)

[01:41] shahab *2k4*: tru datz holla dawg ;)

[01:41] slasher: woo woo

[01:41] slasher: peace

[12:04] $ugax$weet$$: is oh so sexy

[12:04] $ugax$weet$$: and hes the bestest

[12:04] $ugax$weet$$: and …

[12:05] $ugax$weet$$: your awesome

[12:05] $ugax$weet$$: and…

[12:05] $ugax$weet$$: your hot

[12:06] $ugax$weet$$: and such a nice guy

[12:06] $ugax$weet$$: we have to hang out again asap

[12:06] $ugax$weet$$: next time maybe i can get a kiss :P

[12:07] $ugax$weet$$: you know u l;iked that cicada

[12:20] $ugax$weet$$: mm im gonna keep this gum forever

my friend commenting on the above:

[10:48] mdscutie: lol

[10:48] mdscutie: gum?

[10:48] shab00tyTM: yea i gave her a piece of gum

[10:50] mdscutie: from ur mouth?

[10:50] shab00tyTM: na

[10:50] shab00tyTM: from my pack of gum :)

[10:50] mdscutie: oh ok

[10:50] mdscutie: bout to say

[01:13] shab00tyTM: heh hey

[01:13] shab00tyTM: heh hey

[01:13] $ugax$weet$$: heyy sup

[01:13] shab00tyTM: just got in

[01:14] shab00tyTM: but i stopped in college park for a beer run and gas =)

[01:14] shab00tyTM: i read ur msgs :)

[01:14] $ugax$weet$$: lol

[01:14] shab00tyTM: i hope u mean em ;)

[01:15] shab00tyTM: i kno i love ya for em :)

[01:15] $ugax$weet$$: of course i do

[01:15] $ugax$weet$$: i wouldnt say them if i didnt mean it

[01:18] shab00tyTM: heh so ur nice self stayed up just to make sure i got home? :)

[01:19] $ugax$weet$$: sure if u wanna think that

[01:19] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:33] $ugax$weet$$: now i can say you are soo hella FINE in person lol

[01:34] $ugax$weet$$: remind me to never say that word again

[01:34] $ugax$weet$$: hella

[01:34] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:35] shab00tyTM: tall dark and handsom

[01:35] shab00tyTM: j/k

[01:35] $ugax$weet$$: you nailed it

[01:35] shab00tyTM: :P

[01:35] shab00tyTM: i dont wanna come accross conceited

[01:36] $ugax$weet$$: are you?

[01:36] shab00tyTM: no

[01:36] $ugax$weet$$: your not conceited

[01:36] shab00tyTM: im a sweetheart

[01:36] $ugax$weet$$: your just confident ;)

[01:36] $ugax$weet$$: thats a good quality to have

[01:37] shab00tyTM: u lookd hot w/ the blue thong creepin out :)

[01:37] shab00tyTM: tru

[01:38] $ugax$weet$$: lol

[01:38] shab00tyTM: and that top w/ the bra strap that is $$$$

[01:38] $ugax$weet$$: haaa ..ive never worn that before in my life

[01:38] shab00tyTM: it lookd splendidd on u ;)

[01:38] $ugax$weet$$: (the shirt)

[01:39] $ugax$weet$$: aww

[01:39] $ugax$weet$$: spendid

[01:39] $ugax$weet$$: splendid*

[01:39] $ugax$weet$$: i never use that word

[09:30] shab00tyTM: yo

[09:30] holmesjesus: you comin down to cp at all durin the summer

[09:31] shab00tyTM: i stopd by last night (for gas and beer) :P

[09:31] holmesjesus: hahah…werd

[09:31] shab00tyTM: phil’s livin in silver spring though

[09:31] shab00tyTM: so if i see him ill be close by

[09:31] holmesjesus: well if ur down there holla at me

[09:31] holmesjesus: yeah i know

[09:31] holmesjesus: i got some other friends that live in avery park too

[09:31] shab00tyTM: o tru

[09:32] shab00tyTM: yea next time im there ill hit ya up… is it borin there these days though? :P

[09:32] holmesjesus: it was thurs. night…me n phil went to cornerstone and no one was there

[09:32] holmesjesus: i’m not there right now…i’m at my parents’

[09:32] holmesjesus: i’ll be back there tomorrow

[09:33] shab00tyTM: lol yea cornerstone during the summer is like black on rice (not counting any potential soy sauce)

[09:33] shab00tyTM: werd

[09:33] holmesjesus: lol soy sauce def. is not black

[09:33] shab00tyTM: lol

[09:33] holmesjesus: i’m out dude…i’ll catch u later

[09:33] shab00tyTM: aight ttylz

[09:49] mdscutie: so u do do casual sex?

[09:49] shab00tyTM: no but i do long term fuck buddies if that is casual sex LOL

[09:50] mdscutie: lol

[09:50] mdscutie: yes shab

[09:50] mdscutie: that is

[09:50] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:50] shab00tyTM: O:-)

[09:51] shab00tyTM: im down with foreplay just not casually LOL

[09:52] mdscutie: lol

[09:52] mdscutie: u like foreplay?

[09:52] shab00tyTM: if i like the girl

[10:53] mdscutie: awww

[10:53] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:53] mdscutie: i think ur in love

[10:53] shab00tyTM: mebbe

[10:54] mdscutie: lol

[10:54] mdscutest: awwww

[10:55] shab00tyTM: ne ways new subject lets not jinx it

[10:55] mdscutie: lol

[10:55] mdscutie: u cant run away from luv

[10:56] mdscutie: it"ll get u

[10:57] shab00tyTM: and apparently love can quoting you: [09:59] mdscutie: pretty much can manuever me

[09:59] mdscutie: anyway it likes to

[10:57] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:20] lizzie8222: yeah

[11:20] lizzie8222: those bitches are jealous

[11:20] lizzie8222: theyre all ugly

[11:21] shab00tyTM: well wtf of couse cause u set the bar too high

[11:05] shab00tyTM: i wuz just sayin hi ;) i wasnt tryin to step on ur territory

lol

[11:05] etryike: nah…i don’t care at all…she’s faithful

[11:06] etryike: i know she flirts and shit….gets hit on….but i know whats up

[11:06] shab00tyTM: she’s a dyke on spikes right :) j/k

[11:07] etryike: yea we don’t use that word….thats very harsh

[11:07] shab00tyTM: i wuz playin id never use the word spike unwillfully =)

[11:07] etryike: dyke buddy….i don’t even know what spike means

[11:07] shab00tyTM: i know it was a joke :(

[11:08] etryike: sorry..don’t know u…so don’t know the humor;-)

[11:08] shab00tyTM: tru dat

[11:12] shab00tyTM: this isnt a question but a comment: i hear strap-ons are all the rage now a days LOL

[11:16] shab00tyTM: willing to either confirm or deny this

[11:16] etryike: no comment

heh

[02:15] rhetoricalapple: hey

[02:16] shab00tyTM: i been meaning to go upstairs and reheat some food but im too lazy.. .wheres my feminist maid when i need her

[02:17] shab00tyTM: heh

[02:17] rhetoricalapple: ha

[02:18] shab00tyTM: can u believe i had my female friend over and i didnt jump her bones

[02:19] rhetoricalapple: wow…congratulations

[02:19] rhetoricalapple: I swear, you get more idiotic by the second

[02:20] shab00tyTM: i think like there should be a rule… if u already have an established friendship then the bones jumpnig shouldn’t be rushed.. if it’s like a random net whore like yourself then it’s prolly best to just go for it on the first shot cause she prolly will come to her senses in time to give a second shot

[02:21] rhetoricalapple: ha..right

[02:22] shab00tyTM: beecause often i talk to those net whores at a later date and i ask if i woulda made a move what’d ya done and they just be like "hey it woulda been whater i woulda been down w/ whatever" SO damn that irks a pimp

[02:22] rhetoricalapple: yeah

[02:23] shab00tyTM: sorry this is the only kind of convo i can muster up at 2:22 am :P

[02:24] rhetoricalapple: yeah..well, here’s an idea…stop talking to me and go masturbate

[02:24] shab00tyTM: lol but what if i had a chat fetish

[02:25] shab00tyTM: i just told my other friend that she should have her own reality show on a porn channel

[02:26] shab00tyTM: that’d be one show i’d hate to be in the editing room for cause id wanna keep all the breastassists in

[02:37] shab00tyTM: IM IN DA BITCH MOUTH EVERY MORNING LIKE TOOTH PASTE

[01:13] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:14] jazerrgirl: i kno u jealous

[01:14] shab00tyTM: i had a girl over like 15 min ago but i was respectful i didnt jump her bones ;)

[01:15] jazerrgirl: awww good job! .. so what it took u 10 min to fuck her instead of 5?

[01:15] shab00tyTM: lol say wah?

[01:15] shab00tyTM: na i am respectful of my female friends

[01:16] jazerrgirl: u didnt do anything with her>

[01:16] shab00tyTM: i mean it’s not really like that w/ us :P we just friends …if she was drinkin too i woulda made the first move though

[01:16] jazerrgirl: haha ooo

[01:16] jazerrgirl: im proud u kept ur penis in ur pants

[01:17] shab00tyTM: :)

[01:17] jazerrgirl: *claps for sha*

[01:17] shab00tyTM: heheh

[01:18] jazerrgirl: soo how bout me? lol

[01:18] shab00tyTM: heh how bout u dunno

[01:18] jazerrgirl: ok i guess ill never be hot to u

[01:18] jazerrgirl: lol

[01:18] shab00tyTM: heh

[01:18] shab00tyTM: if we were drunk somethin would happen

[01:19] jazerrgirl: thanks alot fucker lol

[12:41] shahab *2k4*: i was talkin to ur friend jessica today

[12:41] maranda: oh yea

[12:41] maranda: what she say

[12:41] shahab *2k4*: she was tellin me bout when you two hooked up

[12:42] maranda: oh

[12:42] shahab *2k4*: she said she liked how u’d stay so wet

[12:42] maranda: yea i get pretty wet

[12:43] shahab *2k4*: she said she likes the way ur pussy sounded when she used a strap on on u like the sound of wetness

[12:43] maranda: oh i never notice

[12:44] shahab *2k4*: she said ur crew is called the nc-17 crew

[12:44] shahab *2k4*: and i told her i wanna hang out w/ yall

[12:44] maranda: yea my friends are very pretty

[12:46] shahab *2k4*: man why u all stuck up about #’s though

[12:47] maranda: because we dont know u

[12:47] shahab *2k4*: yea well talkin to me cant hurt…

[12:47] maranda: sometimes we have guys around the house

[12:47] maranda: we wont no problems

[12:48] shahab *2k4*: say wah?

[12:50] maranda: sometimes we have some guys around the house and we dont wanna get into a lil fight

[12:52] shahab *2k4*: lol wtf u live in a whore house? :)

[12:52] maranda: eh if u wanna call it like that

[12:52] shahab *2k4*: thats shady

[12:54] maranda: i some have pics of jess if u wanna see more of her

[12:54] shahab *2k4*: sure

[12:57] *** maranda is trying to send you "me.bmp"

[12:59] shahab *2k4*: coo so i still dont get the house u live in lol

[01:01] *** maranda is trying to send you "meandsteph.bmp"

[01:02] shahab *2k4*: u dont live w/ ur parents

[01:02] shahab *2k4*: ?

[01:03] maranda: i do

[01:03] shahab *2k4*: so what guys live in ur house that i should be scared of

[01:04] maranda: no they come over all the time

[01:04] shahab *2k4*: but ur not romantic with them rite

[01:05] maranda: i play with them

[01:05] maranda: i dick with there mind

[01:06] *** maranda is trying to send you "Picture(2).jpg"

[01:07] shahab *2k4*: thats jessica?

[01:08] maranda: yea

[01:08] shahab *2k4*: why she coverin her face

[01:08] maranda: she didnt want pics taken soo i was like click click lol

[01:08] shahab *2k4*: lol

[01:09] shahab *2k4*: well she got a nice bussom

[01:09] shahab *2k4*: so u only got w/ her once?

[01:10] maranda: yea

[01:10] maranda: im on my computer soo i dont have many of her

[01:11] shahab *2k4*: well u all are hot ashame u all aint got time for a brotha ;)

[01:13] maranda: i think thats it

[01:13] shahab *2k4*: =0) k

[01:13] maranda: hold on

[01:13] shahab *2k4*: k

[01:15] *** maranda is trying to send you "91.jpg"

[01:16] shahab *2k4*: those boobies look familiar =P those are urs right

[01:16] maranda: yes lol

[01:17] shahab *2k4*: heh are u impressed i know ur tits just by the clevage

[01:17] *** maranda is trying to send you "954.jpg"

[01:17] shahab *2k4*: are those natural?

[01:17] maranda: yes lol god

[01:18] shahab *2k4*: they look too big to be real ;)

[01:18] shahab *2k4*: are u wearina bra in the last pic?

[01:19] maranda: no

[01:19] shahab *2k4*: coo

[01:20] maranda: oh here we go i found some more of jessica

[01:20] shahab *2k4*: nice

[01:21] maranda: hold on heres one of me

[01:21] shahab *2k4*: ok

[01:21] *** maranda is trying to send you "916.jpg"

[01:21] shahab *2k4*: who do u think id have a better chance with.. u or jessi

[01:22] shahab *2k4*: nice thong creepin out ur shorts

[01:24] *** maranda is trying to send you "jess3.bmp"

[01:24] *** maranda is trying to send you "jess3.jpg"

[01:24] *** maranda is trying to send you "jess4.jpg"

[01:26] shahab *2k4*: smoking

[01:26] shahab *2k4*: so u never answerd my quetsion

[01:26] maranda: i dont know

[01:28] maranda: who would u rather fuck lol

[01:28] maranda: answer truthfully

[01:28] shahab *2k4*: like who am i physically attracted to more?

[01:29] shahab *2k4*: id prolly have the one night stand with u :P i mean she said u got the "nice and always wet pussy" TM patent pending

[01:30] maranda: yea

[01:30] shahab *2k4*: u like givin head?

[01:31] maranda: its ok

[01:31] maranda: doesnt bother me

[01:31] shahab *2k4*: thats the key factor in me doin repeat trips ;)

[01:32] shahab *2k4*: jessica seems like a girl id date but usually girls that look like her have pissy personalities

[01:32] shahab *2k4*: im not sayin she does just sayin in general

[01:34] maranda: yea

[01:36] shahab *2k4*: she said she only been w/ 1 guy and 2 girls.. it’d be nice to be her 2nd guy :p

[01:37] maranda: yea thats right

[01:37] shahab *2k4*: how many guys u been w/

[01:38] maranda: 2

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: u know whats wierd

[01:40] maranda: ?

[01:41] shahab *2k4*: i was chillin w/ my friend like half an hour ago… in person sittin next to her arm around her leg on top of hers etc… and just chattin w/ ya i am more horny…

[01:41] maranda: lol

[01:41] shahab *2k4*: and she was smokin hot too it’s not like she wasnt hot

[01:41] shahab *2k4*: guess i was too sober =)

[01:42] shahab *2k4*: u got any pics of u felating anything

[01:43] shahab *2k4*: like a banana =)

[01:43] maranda: no

[01:44] shahab *2k4*: so how old are u and jess

[01:44] maranda: im 19 now jess is 18

[01:44] shahab *2k4*: is 21 too old for ya

[01:45] maranda: no lol

[01:46] shahab *2k4*: so how many girls u been w

[01:46] shahab *2k4*: w/

[01:47] maranda: 5

[01:47] shahab *2k4*: so if i was a hot chick would it be easier to get at ya

[01:47] maranda: no not really

[01:48] shahab *2k4*: u seem like some1 id be a friend first be4 anythin romantic

[01:49] maranda: ill show u a girl i fuck

[01:49] shahab *2k4*: k

[01:53] shahab *2k4*: send it =p

[01:53] *** maranda is trying to send you "sally.jpg"

[01:54] shahab *2k4*: she’s cute

[01:54] shahab *2k4*: looks like fun =)

[01:55] shahab *2k4*: u use ur strap on on her ?

[01:55] maranda: yea i fucked the shit out of her

[01:56] shahab *2k4*: when u use the strap-on whats ur fav position

[01:57] maranda: front wards

[01:57] shahab *2k4*: like missionary?

[01:57] maranda: yea

[01:58] shahab *2k4*: is it ok i crop that guy out of that pic =0

[01:58] maranda: lol

[02:00] shahab *2k4*: so did she fuck u w/ the strapon too?

[02:00] maranda: indeed

[02:01] shahab *2k4*: whos better at fuckin ya w/ the strapon sally or jessica

[02:06] maranda: jess is better at fuckin

[02:06] maranda: sally really is straight

[02:07] maranda: i just caught her in the mood

[02:07] shahab *2k4*: slick of u =)

[02:08] shahab *2k4*: so who out of u 3 has the best ass =)

[02:08] maranda: jess

[02:08] maranda: she has a tight one

[02:09] shahab *2k4*: tru….speaking of which u ever do "ass play"

[02:09] shahab *2k4*: know what i mean by that?

[02:09] maranda: anal?

[02:10] shahab *2k4*: well i just yea.. anything involving anal (it doesnt have to be like anything too crucial though)

[02:11] maranda: i took anal once

[02:11] shahab *2k4*: from a guy or a strapon

[02:12] maranda: strapon

[02:12] shahab *2k4*: did u lube it up?

[02:13] maranda: yea

[02:13] shahab *2k4*: so how was it ..and would u do it again

[02:14] maranda: yea

[02:14] shahab *2k4*: would u ever like get it from a guy

[02:15] shahab *2k4*: (im not offering thats not my thing im just asking) :P

[02:15] maranda: i dont know

[02:16] shahab *2k4*: kay at least ur candid

[02:20] shahab *2k4*: ur a fun interview =)

[02:21] shahab *2k4*: u should have ur own reality show on a porn channel

[02:22] maranda: ha nah

[02:22] shahab *2k4*: heh why not =)

[02:24] shahab *2k4*: u got star quality

[02:26] shahab *2k4*: that’d be one show i’d hate to be in the editing room for cause id wanna keep all the breastassists in

[02:26] maranda: lol

[02:27] maranda: well im out

[02:27] maranda: im sleept

[02:27] shahab *2k4*: aight maranda its ashame we cant ever talk but maybe one day soon we can

[02:27] shahab *2k4*: :P

[02:27] shahab *2k4*: talk to ya soon

[02:27] maranda: byes hun

[02:27] shahab *2k4*: toodles

[07:18] shab00tyTM: holler

[07:19] kbizzle69: wutsup

[07:19] shab00tyTM: not much bout to jump in the shower but i look sexy, grungy

[07:19] kbizzle69: ohh hell eyah

[07:19] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:20] kbizzle69: lol

[07:20] kbizzle69: im naked

[07:20] shab00tyTM: o really

[07:20] shab00tyTM: u got ur toy?

[07:24] kbizzle69: lol sike im not naked\

[07:24] kbizzle69: im w/ my freind jenna were all addied up n stoned:-P

[07:24] shab00tyTM: what does addied up mean

[07:24] kbizzle69: aderall

[07:25] kbizzle69: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:-P

[07:25] shab00tyTM: werd

[07:26] shab00tyTM: LOL my dad just brought me a chicken sub he made me, the sub bread was fucking green and moldey

[07:26] shab00tyTM: that’d get me high like you all

[07:27] kbizzle69: hahahhaha

[07:27] kbizzle69: hell eyah

[07:27] kbizzle69: im bouncin off teh fucken walls

[07:27] kbizzle69: hey u know what chennal the hocky game would b on or when it would start?

[07:28] shab00tyTM: probably espn or espn2

[07:28] shab00tyTM: and i dunno when maybe 8 or 9

[07:30] kbizzle69: u positive?

[07:30] kbizzle69: like, its not on now?

[07:30] kbizzle69: cuz its my hometeam the calgary flames baby!!!!!!!!!!!

[07:31] shab00tyTM: o shit

[07:31] shab00tyTM: heh i like igilna… it might be i dont know

[07:31] shab00tyTM: go to tvguide.com :)

[07:32] kbizzle69: werd\

[07:33] kbizzle69: thnax

[07:33] kbizzle69: well i gtg

[07:33] kbizzle69: ill ttyl buddeh

[07:45] shab00tyTM: o

[07:45] shab00tyTM: get XP :)

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: i have XP

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: i dont have internet yet

[07:45] shab00tyTM: o

[07:45] shab00tyTM: get service pack1

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: everythings fucking gone, my pictures, music, videos

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: everything

[07:45] shab00tyTM: how

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: i had to redo my whole opperating sysyem

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: system*

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: they said maybe a virus or just cuz my computer did that

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: who knows

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: it was crazy

[07:46] shab00tyTM: damn bummer

[07:46] shab00tyTM: all of ur shabooty pix?

[07:46] shab00tyTM: and ur kelsey gone wild video u never sent me?

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: uh huh

[07:46] shab00tyTM: damnnnnnn

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: yeahh

[07:49] shab00tyTM: i dunno =)

[07:50] sugaxsweet223: silly goose

[07:51] shab00tyTM: ya love it =)

[07:56] sugaxsweet223: i love u

[07:57] shab00tyTM: u do? :) damn mommi u always cheer me up even though im never down :)

[07:57] sugaxsweet223: : ) aw thats sweet, but everyone is down sometimes shawn and if they say they arent they are lieing

[07:58] shab00tyTM: LOL IM not down but if u keep lookin that sexy ill be down on u :)

[07:58] sugaxsweet223: oo baby mm

[07:58] shab00tyTM: hehh

[08:20] sugaxsweet223: will u be back

[08:21] shab00tyTM: maybe for a lil but then my friend is rollin thru

[08:24] sugaxsweet223: alright..ttyl mwah

[08:24] *** Auto-response sent to sugaxsweet223: big up yourself, suga x sweet223

shower then then u know *wink wink*

[08:24] sugaxsweet223: it better not be a girl

[08:24] sugaxsweet223: :P

[09:12] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:12] sugaxsweet223: srry what did i say

[09:12] sugaxsweet223: is it a girl?

[09:12] shab00tyTM: man i just started chuckling in the mirror in the bathroom.. im not used to sein myself so sexy

[09:12] shab00tyTM: i was cheesing

[09:12] sugaxsweet223: lolll

[09:12] shab00tyTM: yea its a girl but we’re just friends

[09:12] sugaxsweet223: uh huh

[09:13] shab00tyTM: she dont like me like dat

[09:13] sugaxsweet223: why NOT

[09:13] sugaxsweet223: she crazy

[09:13] shab00tyTM: yea she is

[09:13] sugaxsweet223: lol ohh i see

[09:15] shab00tyTM: but still she should be all over me if she was a true heterosexual woman eh

[09:15] shab00tyTM: i swear..me w/ the wet hair look straight out the shower, shirt off i wuz lookin good

[09:15] shab00tyTM: but i gel’d my hair so i stay w/ the wet hair look

[09:15] sugaxsweet223: for a special occasion?

[09:15] shab00tyTM: say wah

[09:16] sugaxsweet223: nothing

[09:16] shab00tyTM: k =p

[09:16] sugaxsweet223: i bet you did look good

[09:16] shab00tyTM: i DO =0

[05:54] shab00tyTM: hey

[05:55] sisjenny: hows it going

[05:55] shab00tyTM: have u seen killbill2? (cause i just wrote somethin that will only be amusing if uve seen it)

[05:55] shab00tyTM: its going good

[05:56] sisjenny: yes i have

[05:56] shab00tyTM: ok here’s my email to the HOT99.5 intern coordinator:

[05:56] shab00tyTM:

Hello Jay Conklin,

I’m a UMCP student trying intern for hot995 and if I had to put my life in a microcosm from a movie scene it would have to be from Kill Bill2, where Uma is buried alive in her conklin err coffin and she is punching at the wood ignoring any anguish till she finally breaks the wood and breaks free, unearthing herself. This is my blue print for success; the question is who will be my "Pai Mei." …and who will be my first victims of my 5pt. palm exploding heart technique. :) I mean that figuratively of course.

[05:57] shab00tyTM: some good shit eh =)

[05:59] sisjenny: haha good deal

[06:02] shab00tyTM: i got my blog posted/linked on

www.sxxxy.org

 (i forget how many x’s) the mirror address is

www.newsforperverts.com

[06:02] shab00tyTM: lol :)

[06:02] sisjenny: haha

[06:03] shab00tyTM: i gotta return the favor and link his site on mine now ;)

[06:03] shab00tyTM: thats how u get ur site popular

[06:04] sisjenny: haha good plan

[06:06] shab00tyTM: sigh got an auto-reply from Jay conklin that made me jealous :) Out all week (5/23-5/31): Hanging out and interviewing American Idols, DMX, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and a plethora of others in California.

[06:07] sisjenny: hah

[06:16] shab00tyTM: o werd

[06:16] shab00tyTM: hehe

[06:19] shab00tyTM: well just come over i wanna be graced [by your presence of course]

[06:25] sisjenny: good deal, well ill give u a call later, off to boxing for me

[04:39] shab00tyTM: heya

[04:40] lizzie82221: wuts goin on

[04:40] shab00tyTM: not much ..networking =)

[04:40] lizzie82221: wuts tht

[04:40] shab00tyTM: tryin to expand my horizons

[04:41] lizzie82221: oh ok

[04:41] shab00tyTM: lol

[04:41] shab00tyTM: whore-iz-ons

[04:41] lizzie82221: haha

[04:41] lizzie82221: i bet thts wut ur doin

[02:32] *** Auto-response sent to lizzie82221: im such a sexy nerd, i have a gmail beta account :) [by google] 1GB of space BiTCHES! :)

[02:32] lizzie82221: i dunno bout sexy tho

[02:32] lizzie82221: JK

[03:55] Jessica: eh i dont think so

[03:56] shahab *2k4*: k

[03:56] shahab *2k4*: too scared id turn ya on eh

[03:58] Jessica: i say its small talk

[03:59] shahab *2k4*: nah i usually get people to warm up to me to where it moves away from small talk fast =P

[04:03] Jessica: haha

[04:04] Jessica: i see where ur funny side comes in

[04:04] shahab *2k4*: ill have u having phone sex in 15 min ..thats not small talk unless your whimpers are of small breaths :)

[04:04] shahab *2k4*: ;)

[04:04] Jessica: phone sex

[04:04] shahab *2k4*: it was a joke :)

[04:04] Jessica: its either the real thing or no thing

[04:05] shahab *2k4*: i agree

[04:05] shahab *2k4*: so i guess we should have to meet :)

[04:07] Jessica: nah i have herpes

[04:07] shahab *2k4*: u serious?

[04:07] shahab *2k4*: u waldorf chicks are grimey :)

[04:07] Jessica: haha im kidding

[04:08] shahab *2k4*: LOL

[04:08] shahab *2k4*: i believed

[04:23] Jessica: trust me ull like

[04:26] shahab *2k4*: tru :)

[04:26] Jessica: were in that lil group u know me miranda and the others

[04:26] shahab *2k4*: thats a secksee group to be in ;)

[04:29] Jessica: yup

[04:29] Jessica: the rated nc-17 group

[04:29] shahab *2k4*: o shit i gotta hang out w/ that group

[04:31] Jessica: lol

[04:31] Jessica: yea ur thinkin orgy

[04:34] Jessica: arent u

[04:35] shahab *2k4*: LOl

[04:35] shahab *2k4*: nah but yo i mean like im thinking LAP DANCE

[04:36] Jessica: yea ull be walkin home naked

[04:36] shahab *2k4*: lol

[04:36] shahab *2k4*: thats hot … =)

[04:39] shahab *2k4*: hehe i think i’d be a happy little lad amongst that group of shorites

[04:42] shahab *2k4*: long as thats not the only thing thats tight on ya

[04:43] Jessica: ha im loose as a goose

[04:43] shahab *2k4*: lol

[04:43] Jessica: sike ive only done like 3 times

[04:44] Jessica: once to get revenge on someone

[04:44] Jessica: the only 2 with a girlfriend and miranda

[04:47] shahab *2k4*: howz miranda in bed

[04:48] Jessica: fuckin amazing

[04:48] shahab *2k4*: how many times she get ya off

[04:49] Jessica: 2 orgasms

[04:50] Jessica: shes soo soft below

[04:52] shahab *2k4*: like when u say so sofft below u mean when she’s down on u or when u were down on her.. or were u even down on her at all

[04:53] Jessica: down on her

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: o really so u like eatin girls eh :)

[04:53] Jessica: she stays wet for a long time

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: nice

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: i like wet girls :)

[04:53] Jessica: when i stick my strap on in her u can hear the wetness

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: u musta really turnd her on

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: o wow u got a strap on?

[04:54] Jessica: yea me and her

[04:54] shahab *2k4*: yea u can hear her pussy eh

[04:54] shahab *2k4*: sweet

[04:54] shahab *2k4*: u fuck each other hard eh

[04:54] Jessica: yea

[04:55] Jessica: haha we had to flip the couch cushins over because we wet it up soo bad

[04:55] shahab *2k4*: LOL

[04:55] shahab *2k4*: who gets wetter her or u

[04:55] Jessica: i dont know

[04:55] shahab *2k4*: u like penis at all?

[04:56] Jessica: yea that was fun

[04:56] Jessica: but it was for some revenge

[04:56] Jessica: soo i had to enjoy it

[04:56] shahab *2k4*: so come on lets pretend you’re getting revenge on some1 by gettin w/ me :)

[04:57] Jessica: haha yea ok

[04:57] Jessica: if were somewhere that would happen ur putting a condom on

[04:57] Jessica: i remember the last time

[04:58] Jessica: dont worry the guy was clean i know him well

[04:59] shahab *2k4*: kay =P

[12:01] andreakelroth:  u dont have to treat me like shit

[12:01] shab00tyTM: k well what do u want

[12:02] andreakelroth: i wanna know what ur deal is

[12:02] shab00tyTM: with what

[12:02] andreakelroth: eveything

[12:02] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:02] shab00tyTM: dunno …i wear my emotions on my sleeves

[12:02] shab00tyTM: and right now i have a sleeveless tee on

[12:02] shab00tyTM: :)

[12:03] andreakelroth: emotionless

[12:03] andreakelroth: nice

[12:03] shab00tyTM: it was a joke ;)

[12:03] andreakelroth: that why i said nice

[12:03] andreakelroth: but for real though…..

[12:03] andreakelroth: i dont really know how to say this….

[12:04] shab00tyTM: k

[12:23] shab00tyTM: tru

[12:23] andreakelroth: lol

[12:23] andreakelroth: but ud have to get funny ass ppl to be on with u

[12:23] shab00tyTM: no shit every1 in the dynasty is hilarious

[12:23] andreakelroth: bc if one person is mad funny and others suck, it sucks

[12:23] andreakelroth: lol

[12:24] andreakelroth: no shit

[12:24] andreakelroth: wtf

[12:24] andreakelroth: i bet ur friends are not that funny

[12:25] shab00tyTM: omg if u met em ud wild out LOL ..it’s funny.. my friend roland who every1 says is out of control ..says my friend phil is out of control 2x ..so take thatplus like two quieter but funny guys + 1 other genius white guy =$$$

[12:25] andreakelroth: 1) im funny as a motherfucker 2) not many ppl make me roll on the floor laugh

[12:25] shab00tyTM: 4 black guys me and a white guy

[12:25] shab00tyTM: we’ve never been in the same room together

[12:25] shab00tyTM: if we were it’d be fire works

[12:25] andreakelroth: u and me?

[12:26] andreakelroth: haha

[12:26] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:26] andreakelroth: u may be funny but im clever and sneaky and ill just bomb the shti out fo u when u dont expect it and ull be like….wait whaa….

[12:26] andreakelroth: jp im not that funny

[12:26] andreakelroth: i can dog mediocre guys

[12:27] andreakelroth: i cant get my dad or my friend andrew

[12:27] shab00tyTM: theres only 1 chick id want with my shit is my friend tasha.. she got a kid.. she’s a white girl who sounds black ..mad funny to talk to her ass bout harry potter

[12:27] andreakelroth: lol

[12:27] shab00tyTM: she’d prolly be my robin

[12:27] shab00tyTM: =)

[12:27] andreakelroth: lol

[12:28] shab00tyTM: hopefully we’ll see this brought to light on a black station :)

[12:28] andreakelroth: lol

[12:28] andreakelroth: u aint black

[12:28] shab00tyTM: but my crew is =)

[12:28] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:28] andreakelroth: yeah 1/3 of them

[12:28] shab00tyTM: uhhh 4/6 =1/3?

[12:28] andreakelroth: shit

[12:28] shab00tyTM: how about 2rds

[12:28] andreakelroth: fuck yo im high

[12:28] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:29] andreakelroth: dont ask me to do math

[12:29] andreakelroth: cant do that shit straight either

[12:29] andreakelroth: but i can name the 50 states in alphabetical order and can tell u ne thing about weather and can pronounce any word

[12:30] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:30] andreakelroth: thats not alot is it?

[12:30] shab00tyTM: u couldnt pronounce that one word that time i talkd to ya on da phoen when uwere high …rhythem?

[12:30] andreakelroth: i can pronounce it i just cant say it like normal

[12:31] andreakelroth: in my head i can say it but i cant spell it

[12:31] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:31] andreakelroth: yo ur blowin me

[11:15] shab00tyTM: but whatever =p

[11:17] freshnclean411: just stick w/ it and youll be the next howard stern

[11:17] shab00tyTM: ya thanks ;) and ull be the next artie lang ;) heheh

[11:17] shab00tyTM: ya this type of stuff just inspires me more

[11:18] shab00tyTM: ive made a lot more contacts and stuff since this incident that be4 i was just too lazy to do

[11:19] shab00tyTM: maybe even i should look into interning at a tv station then a radio station

[11:19] freshnclean411: shit u and roland need to get together cuz i think he wants to get into tv

[11:20] shab00tyTM: of course my dream team is me u roland henry phil and this cat i know from subspace named jon who’s mad funny

[11:20] freshnclean411: lol

[11:20] shab00tyTM: the day those 6 people are in the same room , there will be fireworks

[11:20] shab00tyTM: no joke

[11:20] freshnclean411: LOL, tru dat

[11:20] shab00tyTM: it could be a reality show, radio, tv whatever

[04:44] freshnclean411: lol, holla at me when u plannin on doin that shit

[10:55] Fatal Image: w00t

I voted 10
and your blog’s average is.. 9.9 after 1 vote :(

I’m still trying to decide on a show name…I’m thinking: Sha La Philmilia 

or just "Da Shab00ty Dynasty Show"

A girl who is so hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-dead gorgeous, that you

would happily eat the corn out of her shit.

Baby, you’re more Corn than the Green Giant.

[01:16] oomellyio: Green Giant makes good corn.

[10:55] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:55] honeyhell420: nooooooo

[10:55] shab00tyTM: heheh

[10:55] shab00tyTM: o coo

[10:55] shab00tyTM: so u savin it for me

[10:55] shab00tyTM: jk

[10:55] honeyhell420: sure boo

[10:56] shab00tyTM: i dont wanna get my dick roughed up on some of ur cists though

[10:56] honeyhell420: oooooooooooooo

[10:56] shab00tyTM: thats so wrong

[10:56] honeyhell420: yea it is

[10:56] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:56] shab00tyTM: im in a "bein wrong" mood

[10:56] shab00tyTM: or should i say, politically incorrect =p

[06:48] shab00tyTM: =p

[06:49]  mookeam00: I was in the mall that is near your house

[06:49]  mookeam00: something wesfield?

[06:49] shab00tyTM: lakeforest

[06:49]  mookeam00: no no

[06:50] shab00tyTM: well there’s no wesfield here =p

[06:51]  mookeam00: let me think harder

[06:51]  mookeam00: montgomery mall

[06:51] shab00tyTM: ah yea

[06:51] shab00tyTM: thats kinda close not that close ;)

[06:51]  mookeam00: I went there on sunday

[06:51] shab00tyTM: but yea close enough

[06:51]  mookeam00: ooh heehee

[06:51] shab00tyTM: cool

[06:51]  mookeam00: i love that mall….but a lot of asians

[06:52] shab00tyTM: LOL

[06:53] shab00tyTM: yea man too many fucking azns and jewish people in

Montgomery county =P

[06:53]  mookeam00: ooh yeah, and mexican

[06:53]  mookeam00: too*

[06:53] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:53] shab00tyTM: werd

[06:53]  mookeam00: scary!!

[06:54] shab00tyTM: wut iz

[06:55]  mookeam00: mexican

[06:55] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:55] shab00tyTM: they proly wanted to holla

[06:56]  mookeam00: ewww…i hate them b/c they always look horny

[06:56] shab00tyTM: LOL

[06:56] shab00tyTM: THEY ARE =p kinda like me except i dont show it as well ;)

j/k

[06:57]  mookeam00: …LOL…you’re mexican?

[06:58] shab00tyTM: no im h0rnay

[06:58] shab00tyTM: j/k

[06:58]  mookeam00: LOl..yes, you’re always horny

[06:59] shab00tyTM: =p

[06:59]  mookeam00: are you some kind of asian?

[07:00] shab00tyTM: well iran is in asia =p

[07:00]  mookeam00: lol…nice

[07:00]  mookeam00: we’re kinda related then

[07:00]  mookeam00: hahahaha

[07:03] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:03]  mookeam00: haha, some woman thinks Jess and I are lesbians

[07:03] shab00tyTM: tru

[07:03] shab00tyTM: who

[07:04]  mookeam00: this woman in the mall!!

[07:05]  mookeam00: Jess bought me a necklace for my birthday

[07:05]  mookeam00: and when Jess paid, the woman was like "is she spoiled"….

[07:08] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:08] shab00tyTM: wtf

[07:08]  mookeam00: tell me about it, but it was funny@!!

[07:08]  mookeam00: that woman probably sees us together a lot

[07:08]  mookeam00: lol

[07:12] shab00tyTM: tru

[07:12] shab00tyTM: shes like damn jess must be the butch sike

[07:13]  mookeam00: hey, be nice

[07:14] shab00tyTM: k.

[06:10] shab00tyTM: yea i was pissed

[06:10] britownsyou: so u got in trouble for gettin the kid one drink?

[06:10] britownsyou: thats gay

[06:10] shab00tyTM: ya :/

IM $$$$ LIKE SHA MONEY XL :)

[01:55] shahab-: yea i think that does sound familiar or at least i remember

them doin it where they upload ones that are just static that if played loud

will fuck ur shit

[01:57] Fatal Image: yeah

how weird is that?? hard to picture a huge company doing petty stuff like that

:)

I guess I mostly dip in the underground because it had never happened to me but

a little while ago I tried to get an outkast song, downloaded it from 3

different sources, and they were all fucked up like that. and hage told me the

scoop… said it was RIAA

and of course i always target the highest bandwidth people.. oops :)

[01:58] shahab-: lol werd

[01:59] shahab-: i hate those commercials that play in movie theathers with that

jewish dood camera man or whatever that works on movie sets that is talkin bout

movie piracy

[01:59] Fatal Image: oh man yup.. so cheesy

[02:20] Fatal Image: god no

[02:22] Fatal Image: real world used to be kind of interesting

when they’d bring different kinds of people together

so they would argue + fight

now they just get the prettiest 7 people they can find so they can fuck each

other :)

Twista’s tour bus driver, after some 200 gallons of sewage flowed out of the

rapper’s tour bus & on to a city street.

http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3179

<<Ice-T is producing an album for former "Knight Ride" & "Bay Watch"

star David Hasselhoff, who will rap under the name "Hassel The Hoff."

Ice-T said that Hasselhoff would surprise people with his "rap skill and

humor."

http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3189

<<Ruff Ryders Records hopes to make an impact in pop music & recently

launched the Ruff Pop label. Female singer LT is the first pop act

signed. "Being the first signed pop artist to Ruff Ryders, I look forward

to bringing those same qualities to the label and the listeners, in my

own unique style," LT said.

http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3180

[02:32] Fatal Image: LMAO

200 GALLONS!!!

and confirmation of the hasselhoff thing.. omg…

ruff pop = nice name

[02:33] shahab-: hehehe and im readiing this



http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3186

Jones? pull-yourself-up-by-your-own-bootstraps philosophy has been the main

reason the Diplomats has become a household name in hip-hop the past few years.

He cites Roc-A-Fella CEO Dame Dash and P.Diddy as influences on his business

acumen. In fact, Jones sampled a hit from the ?80s like Diddy when it came time

to promoting his and Cam?ron?s latest venture, Sizzurp Purple Punch Liquor.

Max Barry’s not gonna like that ;) or will he (Syrup author)

[02:37] Fatal Image: biting max barry! omg

[02:37] shahab-:  heh yea aw well max is a marketing master so we’ll see =p

[02:39] Fatal Image: well if their next product is ‘jennifer government food

stamps’ or something

you know theyre biting

[02:40] shahab-: LOL or better yet: JENN GOVERNEMENT CHEESE

[02:40] shahab-: AHHAHAHAAH

[02:40] Fatal Image: lol yup

[02:42] shahab-: how much weed u think u gota be caught w/ to go to jail for 6

mos

[02:42] Fatal Image: I love d/ling a mp3 the filename is Artist – Track 01.mp3

just brilliant

[02:42] shahab-: cause i saw some old highschoo peeps at the festival and they

said this one guy we knew went to jail for weed

[02:42] shahab-: heheh

[02:43] Fatal Image: 6 months I would think would be for selling

[02:43] Fatal Image: but I’m no expert

[02:44] shahab-: werd

[03:08] shahab-: it wuz funny though yo other night i was sittin outside the

hotel waitin for my ride… i see two groupies in a range rover out front just

like idling in the car… finally one hops out, walks past me to the bench

behind me were some i guess bandmember was chillin.. she asks if he got a smoke

for her etc then just goes on and on obviosuly groupie talk …then started

talknig bout her ex? i think..and started sayin all these bad qualities bout him

etc etc and goes like yad dyadda ,he was uncircumcised, yadda yadd..

i just thought this was funny conversation 5minutes into the convo :P

[03:08] shahab-: hmm i mean im sure if i had it a while ago i archived it i just

would hate to spend a while lookin :P (maybe like a day i feel like it lol)

[03:09] Fatal Image: lol .. yeah.. guess it was a big problem :)

[03:10] shahab-: lol apparently LOL prolly the foreskin got caught on the

groupies clit piercing :)

[03:10] shahab-: the foreskin lint got stuck inside her puss =)

[03:10] shahab-: or shuld i say deposited

[03:11] Fatal Image: I heard that foreskin can get cheese in it and stuff :)

like a cheese-like residue

[03:11] shahab-: LOL uhhh =p

[03:11] shahab-: again a jennifer government marketing scheme sounds like ;)

[03:12] Fatal Image: hahahahaahahah

[03:12] shahab-: JEN GOVNT 2: RUMPLEFORESKIN

[03:12] Fatal Image: rofl

yeah apprently if you dont give it a good wash some nasty things can manifest :)

[03:12] shahab-: jerk the foreskin penis off to get gold in the SKEET form :)

[03:12] shahab-: tru heh

[01:41] shab00tyTM: sarah’d be hot in some scratch and sniff thongz

[01:41] joosuckndatsad: omg

[01:42] shab00tyTM: id wear a sand paper condom so i could scratch it good w/ mah

dick

[01:42] joosuckndatsad: ewwwwwwwwww

[01:42] TeMpiSt Fugi 63: EEEWWWWWW

[01:42] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:28] joosuckndatsad: liar

[01:28] shab00tyTM: =p

[01:28] joosuckndatsad: your not getting in my pants tomorrow

[01:28] shab00tyTM: llol

[01:28] TeMpuS FugiT 604: haha

[01:28] joosuckndatsad: lol

[01:28] shab00tyTM: i know cause ur gonna be wearing shorts

[01:28] joosuckndatsad: u dono that right shawn there will be no sexual contact

tomorrow

[01:28] shab00tyTM: =]

[01:28] TeMpiSt Fugi 63: you’re still not allowed in them

[01:29] joosuckndatsad: lmao

[01:29] joosuckndatsad: hahahahahahahahahah

[01:29] joosuckndatsad: steffi can get in them

[12:02] honeyhell420: good wanna see a pic

[12:04] shab00tyTM: coo u look so classy

[12:04] shab00tyTM: first time i said that non sarcastically in a while

[08:08] grsl strell: hi shahab! im leaving now. i hope i can see you next

semester. have a great summer!

[12:43] shahab *2k4*: anymor

[12:43] maranda: nope all done for now

[12:44] shahab *2k4*: any more of ur breasts?

[12:44] maranda: nope

[12:44] shahab *2k4*: tru

[12:44] shahab *2k4*: now go look at mine

[12:45] maranda: ok

[12:47] maranda: :D

[12:47] maranda: sexy boy

[12:47] shahab *2k4*: are sexy boy’s ur type ;)

[12:48] maranda: not all the time

[12:48] shahab *2k4*: see maranda i think this is one of those times though ;)

[11:01] shab00tyTM: awww

[11:01] shab00tyTM: hehe

[11:17]  raineyp00: she has a camera phone

[11:17]  raineyp00: :)

[11:17]  raineyp00: but shes busy with it

[11:18] shab00tyTM: ur sis?

[11:18]  raineyp00: no my friend rainy

[11:18]  raineyp00: im in texas

[11:18]  raineyp00: visiting her

[11:18] shab00tyTM: how many rainy’s are there

[11:18]  raineyp00: hehe

[11:19]  raineyp00: im Raine and shes Rainy

[11:19]  raineyp00: and we met in college in texas

[11:19] shab00tyTM: well in that case call me Sleet

[11:19]  raineyp00: weird huh

[11:19]  raineyp00: dork

[11:19] shab00tyTM: SKEET SKEET SKEET, the sleet master

[11:19] shab00tyTM: sike

[11:19] shab00tyTM: ya thats ironic

[11:19]  raineyp00: dork

[11:57] zeldy: what does that mean in guy language?

[11:57] shab00tyTM: means "hit it and quit it" :P

[11:57] zeldy: haha

[11:57] zeldy: never did anything but kiss

[11:58] shab00tyTM: yea but i think that means all he’s looknig for is to hang

out or "we’re just at the hanging out phaze aka fuck buddy caliber"

[11:59] shab00tyTM: i could say the same thing about u if we hung out and later

chattd id say, you and i are just hangin out like yea we should hang out again

and hopefully this time i nail you but thats all im lookin to do =p

[12:04] zeldy: but definitely more than friends

[12:04] shab00tyTM: me and u or this guy and u?

[12:05] zeldy: me and him

[12:06] shab00tyTM: yea more then plutonic friends if that’s what ur asking

[12:13] zeldy: odd

[12:14] shab00tyTM: all guys want a girl more then plutonically wt

[12:14] shab00tyTM: we wanna get our dicks wet

[12:14] zeldy: ok

[12:14] shab00tyTM: =]

[12:36] shab00tyTM: this girl just sent me a pic of her pussy w/ a banana in it

[12:45] zeldy: gross

[1:21] razzberrylimon: oh like it hasnt happened a million times before

[02:42] sugarsweet33: because

[02:42] sugarsweet33: i do

[02:42] shab00tyTM: for what reason

[02:42] shab00tyTM: darling

[02:42] sugarsweet33: haha

[02:42] sugarsweet33: cuz

[02:43] sugarsweet33: dance DARLING

[02:43] shab00tyTM: ah kay

[02:44] shab00tyTM: make me proud on that stage

[02:44] sugarsweet33: sure thing;-)

[02:44] shab00tyTM: poke ur butt out :)

[02:44] sugarsweet33: hah

[02:46] shab00tyTM: i bet u got the best ass of al the dancers

[02:46] sugarsweet33: i doubt that

[02:48] shab00tyTM: that ass makes hearts jump out of my eyes

[02:48] sugarsweet33: oooo sexxy

[01:20] bassforbreakfast: nope

[01:20] bassforbreakfast: I have no phone

[01:20] bassforbreakfast: ;)

[01:23] shab00tyTM: how do u get booty calld then ^_^

[01:24] bassforbreakfast: :-*I drive over to my boyfriends apartment

[01:24] bassforbreakfast: and knock on the door

[01:25] shab00tyTM: sounds reasonable

[01:29] bassforbreakfast: are you excited about tomorrow?

[01:30] shab00tyTM: im excited about the possibilities =)

[01:31] shab00tyTM: by that i mean like aside from bands i wanna see

breastassists :)

[01:57] bassforbreakfast: there are alot of breasticles there

[01:57] bassforbreakfast: and pre teen breasts, it’s skurry

[01:57] bassforbreakfast: little kids doing bad stuff, it’s bothersome more as you

get older

[01:57] bassforbreakfast: lol

[01:06] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:07] shab00tyTM: that shit’s hot eh

[01:07] seskychik2k2: YES lol

[01:08] shab00tyTM: hheh

[03:12] shahab-: heh fear if so lol wutz ice t pullin =p

way easier to read $

[03:09] shahab-: ya and the less colors=faster to update too thankfully

i agree it’s good (i like the spacing too between lines)

tru it’s money now :)

[12:38] xkickedkittyx : heyyy

[12:39] shab00tyTM: reemmber me

[12:39] xkickedkittyx : sup?

[12:39] xkickedkittyx : of course

[12:39] shab00tyTM: u best, cara

[12:39] shab00tyTM: cara zeta jones

[12:40] xkickedkittyx : lol

[12:40] xkickedkittyx : i dont look like het!

[12:40] shab00tyTM: ya u do

[12:40] xkickedkittyx : her

[12:40] shab00tyTM: ur hotter

[12:40] xkickedkittyx : no way

[12:41] *** xkickedkittyx wants to directly connect.

[12:41] *** shab00tyTM wants to directly connect.

[12:41] xkickedkittyx : look at this ugliness

xkickedkittyx: eww

shab00tyTM: u wanna know why thats not ur best pic?

shab00tyTM: ur wearin baggy ass clothes ..too coverd up

shab00tyTM: =)

shab00tyTM: show more and ur a dyme

xkickedkittyx: lol

xkickedkittyx: its the newest one

xkickedkittyx: and that was like 2 months ago

shab00tyTM: takea new one w/ ur cam now

xkickedkittyx: i cant

xkickedkittyx: this is my laptop

xkickedkittyx: not installed yet

shab00tyTM: dont make me have to pull my balls out in protest of this latest

development :-)

xkickedkittyx: hm

shab00tyTM: that was a joke :-)

xkickedkittyx: lol i kno

shab00tyTM: so i still think ur hot are u sad by this heh

xkickedkittyx: lol

xkickedkittyx: im not

shab00tyTM: ur out of ur mind #1, hot #2 lol

xkickedkittyx: what lol?

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: if u think u arent hot , #1 you are out of ur mind and second of all

u are in fact hot lol

xkickedkittyx: haha

xkickedkittyx: oooooooooooooooooKAY

shab00tyTM: heheh

shab00tyTM: ya know i lub ya cara

xkickedkittyx: hehe

xkickedkittyx: yay

shab00tyTM: u get my tenderlions in a bind

shab00tyTM: lol

xkickedkittyx: lmao

shab00tyTM: hehehe

xkickedkittyx: u’re crazy

xkickedkittyx: u crack me up

shab00tyTM: of course ;-)

xkickedkittyx: ok well im gonna go to bed cuz im tireddd

shab00tyTM: aww

shab00tyTM: cause im not invited? :-)

xkickedkittyx: and my back hurts

xkickedkittyx: haha

shab00tyTM: hehe

shab00tyTM: dont invite me ill make ur back way worse =)

xkickedkittyx: uh oh

shab00tyTM: wink wink

shab00tyTM: if ya know what im sayin

shab00tyTM: ill slip ur discs out of place

xkickedkittyx: hahaha

xkickedkittyx: then stay away from me

shab00tyTM: heheh

xkickedkittyx: cuz i dont need to b any more sore

shab00tyTM: :awww

shab00tyTM: its gonna be a good kinda soreness

shab00tyTM: ; )

xkickedkittyx: lol

xkickedkittyx: no soreness right now is good soreness

xkickedkittyx: ok well ttyl

shab00tyTM: ok cara byea xoxo

xkickedkittyx: ill b on tomorrow

xkickedkittyx: nitenite

xkickedkittyx: buhbiez

[12:59] beachbabenwv: wtf lol

[12:59] shab00tyTM: LOL

[12:59] shab00tyTM: i dunno but i heard it in a rap song and threw in persian

heh

[12:59] beachbabenwv: haha

[01:00] shab00tyTM: hehe

[12:40] maranda: yea give me like 5 mins and ill send them

[12:41] shahab *2k4*: aight hun ill bug ya in 5 :P thankz

[12:46] *** "maranda" signed off at Fri May 21 00:46:46 2004.

[12:56] *** NOTE: This user is offline. Your messages will most likely *not* be

received!

[12:56] shahab *2k4*: uh

[12:56] *** NOTE: This user is offline. Your messages will most likely *not* be

received!

that’s a snub.

blog’s updated, like really long :P take a week to read it all

Away Message:

I AM ENGAGED…. AND HAHA I AM HAVING A BABY!@@!! :}}}

[09:11] shab00tyTM: wtf

[09:13] fairyprincessrachey: YEPPP

[09:13] shab00tyTM: were u tryin to have a baby ur it just happnd

[09:14] fairyprincessrachey: ummm no… it jsut happened

[09:15] shab00tyTM: o

[11:19] celestiialley: i’m drunk

[11:19] celestiialley: and had a horrible day

[11:19] celestiialley: not a good idea

[11:19] celestiialley: tonight

[11:19] celestiialley: but thanks

[11:19] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:19] shab00tyTM: what u drink

[11:19] celestiialley: wine

[11:19] celestiialley: bout to pass out

[11:19] shab00tyTM: werd

[11:19] celestiialley: yup

[11:19] shab00tyTM: classy but drunk off ur assy

[11:20] celestiialley: yussir

[11:20] celestiialley: must sleep now luv

[11:20] celestiialley: ttyl

[11:20] shab00tyTM: ok em

[11:20] shab00tyTM: dunno u are a hard customer to please

[11:20] goodgirly: lol

[11:20] goodgirly: i’m never easy…

[11:20] goodgirly: to please

[11:21] goodgirly: sike

[11:21] goodgirly: you make me sound migh maintenance or something

[11:21] goodgirly: high*

[11:21] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:21] shab00tyTM: u are ;)

[11:21] shab00tyTM: u’re azn

[11:22] goodgirly: i’m sorry

[11:22] goodgirly: ;-)

[11:25] goodgirly: man im bout to go

[11:25] goodgirly: i need beauty sleep

[11:25] shab00tyTM: aww

[11:25] shab00tyTM: aight yo

[11:25] goodgirly: i got prom tomorrow

[11:25] shab00tyTM: take it ez w/ yo bad self

[11:25] shab00tyTM: tru

[11:25] shab00tyTM: givin up the butt?

[11:25] goodgirly: ha

[11:25] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:25] goodgirly: if anyone should ever be so lucky

[11:26] shab00tyTM: *raises hand* :)

[11:26] goodgirly: aiight dawg

[11:26] shab00tyTM: aight hun

[11:26] shab00tyTM: laterz ;)

[11:26] goodgirly: hahaha

[11:19] shab00tyTM: im sayin i edit s/n’s on my blog and i edit urs to apple

[11:20] rhetoricalapple: but why would I be in your blog?

[11:20] shab00tyTM: cause ur saying we never had any midly amusing convos? :)

[11:21] rhetoricalapple: ha, basically, yeah

[11:21] rhetoricalapple: well maybe one or 2

[11:21] shab00tyTM: i find the convos where u grill me for saying the B word

amusing

[11:21] rhetoricalapple: yeah..they’re only amusing to other people cause I get

pissed:)

[11:22] shab00tyTM: heh well i want to share that with the masses ;)

[11:22] shab00tyTM: mad feminists are entertaining

[11:22] shab00tyTM: esp if some nip slippage occurs

[11:23] rhetoricalapple: ha

[11:24] shab00tyTM: when some nip slippage happens it’s like the matrix effect

to me i see my eyes turning as if to get a view from all matrix angles ..time

stops it’s just me and the ariola

[11:24] rhetoricalapple: ha

[11:25] shab00tyTM: it’s fun when one’s mental disorder is being entertaining :)

[11:34] shab00tyTM: am i an asshole for this? :)

read next pasted chat dialoge

[11:34] shab00tyTM: [08:25] fairyprincessrachey: HEY EVERYBODY.. I HAVENT TALKED TO

YOU GUYS IN A WHILE… *ITS RACHEL BY THE WAY*…. BUTTTTTTTTT

I AM ENGAGED…. AND HAHA I AM HAVING A BABY!@@!! :}}}

[09:11] shab00tyTM: wtf

[09:13] fairyprincessrachey: YEPPP

[09:13] shab00tyTM: were u tryin to have a baby ur it just happnd

[09:14] fairyprincessrachey: ummm no… it jsut happened

[09:15] shab00tyTM: o

[09:17] shab00tyTM: better to you then me :P j/k congratz

[11:35] rhetoricalapple: no, why would you be an asshole?

[11:35] shab00tyTM: cause i wasnt supportive

[11:35] shab00tyTM: =)

[11:35] rhetoricalapple: well, was she pissed about it?

[11:35] shab00tyTM: no

[11:35] shab00tyTM: i just want a reaction out of some1 cause she didnt react :)

[11:35] rhetoricalapple: ha

[11:35] rhetoricalapple: well, you won’t get it here

[11:36] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:36] shab00tyTM: u jaded femm :)

[11:36] shab00tyTM: so next time im in germantown want me to call ya

[11:37] shab00tyTM: i wonder if ur in my phone as megan

[11:37] shab00tyTM: hrm

[11:37] shab00tyTM: i dont think u’re in it

[11:37] shab00tyTM: no wonder i havent booty calld u

[11:37] shab00tyTM: drive by booty calld

[11:37] rhetoricalapple: ha…ummm, no….still no calling

[11:38] shab00tyTM: y

[11:38] shab00tyTM: dunt u lub me

[11:38] rhetoricalapple: not really

[11:39] shab00tyTM: ok here’s a better question

[11:39] shab00tyTM: why am i so unlovable from people who havent met me :) or so

un…appealing

[11:39] rhetoricalapple: does this happen often?

[11:40] shab00tyTM: well… i mean people who meet me all love me it’s just

peeps who never met me who have it out for me/intheirhead/headuptheirass

[11:40] rhetoricalapple: you mean online?

[11:40] shab00tyTM: ya

[11:40] rhetoricalapple: well, do you want me to be honest?

[11:40] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:40] shab00tyTM: no :) sike yeah

[11:41]

rhetoricalapple: 1. You "sound" like a retard. If you type in an

unintelligent way, people will think you’re unintelligent

[11:41] rhetoricalapple: 4. You’re offensive

[11:42] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:42] shab00tyTM: this is great :)

[11:42] shab00tyTM: er behind=beyond

[11:42] shab00tyTM: whats #5?

[11:42] rhetoricalapple: didn’t really have one

[11:42] rhetoricalapple: I can think of one if you want me to

[11:42] shab00tyTM: here’s my list of me

#1 Funny

[11:42] shab00tyTM: #2 sweet

[11:43] rhetoricalapple: 5. Can’t have my # in my profile because of you

[11:43] shab00tyTM: #3 perve online but it’s all sthick

[11:43] shab00tyTM: :)

[11:43] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:43] shab00tyTM: $$$$

[11:43] shab00tyTM: to that i must say fuck u cause i only calld ya like once :)

[11:43] shab00tyTM: that was a ‘friendly f u’ btw :P

[11:43] rhetoricalapple: still….it was creepy, and I didn’t know who it was

[11:43] rhetoricalapple: so it had to come out

[11:44] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:44] rhetoricalapple: well, I knew it was you, but you wouldn’t admit it

[11:44] shab00tyTM: so whatd u rather have 1 creepy msg or 5 upptiy bugaboo msgs

in one day

[11:44] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:44] rhetoricalapple: haha..uppity

[11:44] shab00tyTM: no i mean like bugging you

[11:44] shab00tyTM: like non stop

[11:45] shab00tyTM: like YO MEG lets hang out , meg you done w/ schoo? , meg u

wanna study, etc etc :)

[11:45] rhetoricalapple: I don’t answer my phone 9/10…so I don’t mind when

people call and leave messages

[11:45] shab00tyTM: o

[11:45] shab00tyTM: well thats gay =)

[11:45] rhetoricalapple: ha

[11:46] shab00tyTM: i dunno to be honest my methodology is just get rich then

find non-commital-gold-diggin-ex-strippers ;) j/k

[11:47] rhetoricalapple: there ya go…that works

[11:47] shab00tyTM: i wanna be like drew carey :)

[11:47] shab00tyTM: he only dates strippers

[11:47] shab00tyTM: i look up to him for that

[11:47] shab00tyTM: ugly guy gets rich and gets strippers thats a great story ;)

[11:47] rhetoricalapple: ha

[11:49] shab00tyTM: sadly i have a bad feeling imma be a softie and like if i do

err when i become successful , imma have a soft spot for a couple people who

aint wanna have nothin to do w/ me back in the day then when things are lookn up

they do…. and to me that’d be sellin out on my part so hope it never comes to

that

[11:50] rhetoricalapple: cross that bridge when you come to it

[11:50] shab00tyTM: oh im coming on to that bridge

[11:50] shab00tyTM: im sayin groupies

[11:51] rhetoricalapple: yeah…I understand…I’m just sayin, why are you

dealing with this already?

[11:53] shab00tyTM: to prove im 1. Not "Sounding" like a retard.

2. Talking about something real.

3. OK…I’m an attention whore but i promise only online :) in person ud be

shocked at how low profile and in the background i am so i think u’re 50% wrong

there

4. Offesnive is subjective

[11:09] skell: newp

[11:09] shab00tyTM: feel free too since u’re in my last post

[11:09] shab00tyTM: about the ppower book

[11:09] skell: haha

[11:09] skell: url?

[11:09] shab00tyTM: read my profile

[11:10] shab00tyTM: last link

[11:10] shab00tyTM: at bottom

[11:10] skell: k

[11:10] skell: thx

[11:10] shab00tyTM: np

[11:10] shab00tyTM: btw i renamed ur s/n in my blog as SkeLL

[11:10] skell: haha

[11:11] skell: *looks*

[11:11] shab00tyTM: FIND ON PAGE: SKELL :)

[11:11] shab00tyTM: heh

[11:11] skell: haha

[11:11] skell: cool

[11:11] shab00tyTM: i posted the guys’ phone number LOL

[11:11] shab00tyTM: $$$$

[11:11] shab00tyTM: hehe

[11:11] skell: hahah

[11:12] skell: how many of my conversations with you do you post?

[11:12] skell: =P

[11:12] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:12] shab00tyTM: i forget ;)

[11:12] shab00tyTM: this was just a rare occasion

[11:12] shab00tyTM: where we talkd about good shit

[11:12] shab00tyTM: this was prolly the first time ;P

[11:12] skell: hahah

[11:13] shab00tyTM: im the howard stern of blogging son :)

[11:13] skell: hehe

[11:14] skell: my gf will KILL me when i start a blog

[11:14] skell: :P

[11:14] skell: she hates em so much

[11:14] shab00tyTM: LOL my blog is an open bbook i post almost everything :)

though i edit/tone down cyber sex sesssions LOL j/k

[11:14] skell: haha

[11:15] skell:

http://www.misternicehands.com/

[11:15] shab00tyTM: wuts da point of dat lol

[11:16] skell: some people must have all the time in world….

[11:18] shab00tyTM: o well ill post it in my next blog update ;)

[11:18] skell: haha

[11:18] skell: nah

[11:18] skell: nto worthy

[11:18] shab00tyTM: i dont care ill post anythin imma log wh0re :) (well along

as it’s midly amusing)

[11:19] skell: hehe

[10:35] sugarsweet33: :-P

[10:35] sugarsweet33: gnight

[10:35] shab00tyTM: aww

[10:35] shab00tyTM: =p

[10:35] shab00tyTM: nite xoxo

[10:35] shab00tyTM: =]

[10:35] shab00tyTM: u like me rappin

[10:35] shab00tyTM: ?

[10:37] sugarsweet33: hellz yea

[10:37] sugarsweet33: well i didnt couldnt really listen to the whole thing but

i will later

[10:37] sugarsweet33: i was crackin up

[10:37] sugarsweet33: are u drunk

[10:38] shab00tyTM: no

[10:38] shab00tyTM: i just get excited talkin to girls i like

[10:38] shab00tyTM: or leavin em msgs

[10:38] shab00tyTM: ;)

[10:38] sugarsweet33: like right after i was on stage i was happy to hear ur

voice

[10:38] sugarsweet33: lol

[10:38] shab00tyTM: u were on stagE?

[10:39] shab00tyTM: :)

[10:39] sugarsweet33: yea performmning

[10:39] sugarsweet33: dance concert

[10:39] sugarsweet33: it was stupid

[10:39] shab00tyTM: lap dance?

[10:39] shab00tyTM: i bet u lookd pretty

[10:40] sugarsweet33: ehh

[10:40] sugarsweet33: gtg tho

[10:40] sugarsweet33: byee

[10:02] shab00tyTM: in my profiel

[10:02] shab00tyTM: o shit

[10:02] shab00tyTM: it got fuckd up

[10:02] shab00tyTM: hang on lol

[10:02] joosuckndatsad: if it was in there i wouldnt have asked

[10:02] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:03] *** "joosuckndatsad" signed on at Thu May 20 22:03:16 2004.

[10:03] shab00tyTM: ok

[10:03] shab00tyTM: try now

[10:05] shab00tyTM: its fine now right

[10:05] joosuckndatsad: ok

[10:05] joosuckndatsad: yup

[10:05] shab00tyTM: tru

[10:13] shab00tyTM: u reading it?

[10:13] joosuckndatsad: yup

[10:14] shab00tyTM: coolies :) that makes me proud that i can entertain ya ma <3

[10:14] joosuckndatsad: :-D

[10:14] joosuckndatsad: u going to call me tonight?

[10:14] shab00tyTM: prolly

[10:14] joosuckndatsad: :-*

[10:14] shab00tyTM: answer tonight :P

[10:15] joosuckndatsad: i will…last night i was sleeping

[10:15] shab00tyTM: tru

[10:15] shab00tyTM: sowy

[10:15] shab00tyTM: lol i did call all late my bad

[10:15] joosuckndatsad: im reading the "cool ways to kill yourself thing" no i

was sick

[10:15] joosuckndatsad: brb

[10:15] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:15] shab00tyTM: tru k

LOL

[06:40] Fatal Image: heh na there’d be nothin left of me :(

[06:47] shab00tyTM: yay

[06:47] shab00tyTM: we can finally date =)

[06:47] mariposapapiy: lol how u figure?

[06:48] shab00tyTM: now u can pay ur way for me

[06:48] mariposapapiy: i got $2 in my account my deat

[06:48] mariposapapiy: *dear

[06:48] shab00tyTM: LOL

[06:49] mariposapapiy: don’t laugh at me

[06:49] shab00tyTM: we can always go on a date w/ the wendy’s dollar menu..ill

take a jr bacon cheeseburger deluxe and a small frosty… on you :) j/

[06:49] mariposapapiy: blow me

[06:50] shab00tyTM: im just fucking with u =)

[06:50] shab00tyTM: ya know i heart u

[06:50] shab00tyTM: with all of my girth

[06:51] mariposapapiy: well thats sweet

[06:51] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:51] mariposapapiy: your just using me for my hot friends

[06:51] shab00tyTM: o fo shizzle

TWO REASONS THIS SHOULD NOT BE POSTED: HIGHLY PERVERTED AND ETC

[04:08] shab00tyTM: i miss ya

[04:08] lizzie82022: really?

[04:08] shab00tyTM: ya

[04:08] shab00tyTM: well sexually

[04:08] lizzie82022: haha.. thts not possible

[04:08] shab00tyTM: is ur camera fixed

[04:09] lizzie82022: yea

[04:09] shab00tyTM: take me those pix :(

[04:09] lizzie82022: not rite now

[04:09] shab00tyTM: y

[04:09] lizzie82022: im gna have to leave soon anyway

[04:09] shab00tyTM: o

[04:09] lizzie82022: ehh i dont feel liek it

[04:09] shab00tyTM: kay

[04:09] shab00tyTM: its all good lizbo

[04:09] lizzie82022: haha tht sounds like LEZBO

[04:10] shab00tyTM: im goin to hfstivla

[04:10] lizzie82022: damn u

[04:10] lizzie82022: im jealous

[04:10] shab00tyTM: fo free

[04:10] lizzie82022: well of course

[04:10] shab00tyTM: =p

[04:10] lizzie82022: i wnna go soo fuckin bad

[04:12] shab00tyTM: yea it’s gonna be wild

[04:12] lizzie82022: i bet

[04:12] lizzie82022: eojkfgldk

[04:13] shab00tyTM: what’d u rather have.. my cock or go to hfs ;)

[04:13] lizzie82022: u know tht..

[04:14] shab00tyTM: my cock? cause u know it has a "main stage" too just like

hfstival :)

[04:14] lizzie82022: hahahahah

[04:15] shab00tyTM: arent i wrong :)

[04:16] lizzie82022: huh?

[04:17] shab00tyTM: is it such a wrong thing to want lizzies tight little

BLANKGINA

[04:17] lizzie82022: hahah of course not

[04:17] lizzie82022: mm mm :)

[04:18] shab00tyTM: i bet it tastes good too

[04:18] lizzie82022: i would hope so

[04:18] lizzie82022: but it probably doesnt

[04:19] shab00tyTM: y not

[04:19] lizzie82022: becuz no pussy tastes good

[04:19] lizzie82022: ive heard tht

[04:19] lizzie82022: not like i would KNOW

[04:19] shab00tyTM: tru

[04:20] lizzie82022: but i hope mine would be sweeter thn most ;-)

[04:22] shab00tyTM: if i wuz hollarin at ya id make ya s. my d. after it was in

you so u could taste yourself off my d

[04:22] lizzie82022: haha ok

[04:22] shab00tyTM: thats hot eh

[04:22] lizzie82022: hel ya

[04:22] lizzie82022: :-D

[04:24] shab00tyTM: thats like the same as if i BLANK in ur pussy then BLANKED u out

[04:26] lizzie82022: mm tht would be nice too

[04:27] shab00tyTM: yea i wanna see the site face first of my BLANK BLANKING out of

ur BLANK as u hold your BLANK BLANKS spread apart

[04:27] lizzie82022: hehe

[04:30] lizzie82022: ;-)

[04:30] shab00tyTM: uh oh dads home gotta put away the BLANK

[04:30] shab00tyTM: (im back home)

[04:30] lizzie82022: hahahaha ok

[04:30] shab00tyTM: heh

[04:30] shab00tyTM: yag ot me hard

[04:30] lizzie82022: mm :)

[04:30] shab00tyTM: and its hard to hide a BLANK this big

[04:30] lizzie82022: hahahahaha

[04:30] shab00tyTM: lol

[04:31] shab00tyTM: cept by hiding it in u if u were on my lap w/ a skirt

[04:31] lizzie82022: hehehe

[04:31] shab00tyTM: heh

[04:32] lizzie82022: it would be hidden… in my pussyy

[04:32] lizzie82022: lol

[04:34] shab00tyTM: lol wowzers =) u should be a stripper ..if i become rich ill

buy u implants ok

[04:34] shab00tyTM: =)

[04:35] lizzie82022: mm hmm.. wait

[04:35] lizzie82022: theres nothing wrong with my boobiesss

[04:35] lizzie82022: :-P

[04:35] shab00tyTM: tru =)

[04:35] lizzie82022: haha

[04:35] shab00tyTM: i like ur perky lil tits

[04:35] lizzie82022: hehehe :)

[04:36] lizzie82022: ugg i hate it when i get titty hard ons

[04:37] lizzie82022: when its cold

[04:37] lizzie82022: lol

[04:37] lizzie82022: haha

[04:37] shab00tyTM: lol

[04:37] shab00tyTM: whats to hate

[04:37] lizzie82022: it looks weird

[04:37] shab00tyTM: no it says "shawn nibble me"

[04:37] lizzie82022: HAHAHAHAHA

[04:37] lizzie82022: ohh yes

[04:37] shab00tyTM: =p

[04:39] lizzie82022: :-P

[04:39] lizzie82022: lickkk

[04:45] shab00tyTM: if we met we’d BLANK like jack rabbits proly :-0

[04:45] lizzie82022: mm hmm :)

[04:46] lizzie82022: u kno it

[04:49] shab00tyTM: ur BLANK would be loose when i wuz done w/ it

[04:49] lizzie82022: hahahahaha

[06:39] freshnclean421: blog’s updated?… ah shizzle, bout to be lunchin for

about 3 hrs

[06:40] freshnclean421: HELL THE FUCK NO

[06:40] shab00tyTM: LO

[06:40] freshnclean421: GOTT DAMN

[06:40] shab00tyTM: agreed

[06:40] shab00tyTM: =p

[06:40] freshnclean421: BITCHES TITTIES SAGGIN LOW TO THE GROUND!!

[06:40] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$

[06:40] shab00tyTM: i bet philthy p would eat her pussy

[06:40] freshnclean421: lol

[06:40] shab00tyTM: heh

[06:40] freshnclean421: that would be so nasty

[06:41] freshnclean421: has he eatin a bitch like that b4?

[06:41] shab00tyTM: u know all this gonna be in my next update that ill prolyl

end up doin in a week :)

heh i dunno he says he’d do it to any1 ;)

[06:42] shab00tyTM: k

[06:43] freshnclean421: $$$$$$

[06:44] freshnclean421: damn, ive been drinking all week

[06:44] freshnclean421: i was supposed to go out tonite but i dont think my

kidneys will hold up

[06:44] shab00tyTM: hehe u need a substance abuse counselor in yo future ;P j/k

[06:44] shab00tyTM: u mean your liver :P

[06:45] freshnclean421: haha, most likely

[06:45] freshnclean421: well both right?

[06:45] shab00tyTM: tru

[06:46] freshnclean421: well whatever it is, my organs will be fucked if i keep

it up

[06:46] shab00tyTM: tru

[06:47] shab00tyTM: yo im mad fuckin MO CO is a rip off compared to CP liqour

stores.. i thought it’d be cheaper here

[06:47] freshnclean421: for reals

[06:47] shab00tyTM: yea its cheaper in pg

[06:47] freshnclean421: i always stock up on liqs when i come down there

[06:47] shab00tyTM: werd

[06:48] shab00tyTM: yea i didnt know.. .hypnotiq is like 3/4 dollars more

expensive here

[06:48] freshnclean421: moco be mad expensive

[06:48] shab00tyTM: werd

[06:48] freshnclean421: how much is it there

[06:48] shab00tyTM: like 22 here it’s like 25/26

[06:48] freshnclean421: mmm, thats a shame

[06:48] shab00tyTM: i kno heh

[06:48] shab00tyTM: esp for me when i wanna splurge

[06:48] freshnclean421: haha

[06:49] freshnclean421: gotta get some henny w/ the hypnotic too

[06:49] freshnclean421: that would be like $10 u save in pg

[06:49] shab00tyTM: ya i know u see that part of my blog update yet related to

this

[06:49] freshnclean421: about to check it

[06:49] shab00tyTM: werd

He’s referening a picture in an old blog update:

[07:00] freshnclean421: LMAO!!! WHY U GOTTA BIG ASS CAT FACE IN THAT HYPNOTIQ

PIC, LOL!!

[07:01] shab00tyTM: LOLLLLLL Those arent my PIX LOL

[07:01] shab00tyTM: i found it on images.google.com

[07:01] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[07:02] shab00tyTM: That cat face is mad funny lookin though

[07:02] freshnclean421: lol, oh my bad. i was about to chastise a bro

[07:02] shab00tyTM: LOL $$

[07:02] shab00tyTM: i kno rite ;)

[07:02] shab00tyTM: i aint even notice it

[07:02] shab00tyTM: till u just said so i was like wtf he talkin bout

[07:03] freshnclean421: haha, the cat head just sittin there in the back chillin

[07:03] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:03] shab00tyTM: i kno rite like he waitin for som1 to come home w/ the henny

[07:04] freshnclean421: haha, his broke, cut out cat face keepin in the kitchen,

ass cant afford that shit.lol

[07:05] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:05] shab00tyTM: it’s prolly halle barry’s house when she was preparing for

her latest role

[07:06] freshnclean421: LOL

[07:06] freshnclean421: that was one of the reject models

[07:07] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:07] shab00tyTM: that was the orignal costume idea =)

[07:07] shab00tyTM: just her holdin that in front of her face

[07:07] freshnclean421: haha

[07:07] freshnclean421: keepin it ghetto

[07:07] shab00tyTM: tru

[07:08] freshnclean421: id see it if i was high

[07:08] freshnclean421: ghetto movies are always funnier when ur fucked up

[07:09] shab00tyTM: tru =p

[07:09] shab00tyTM: so u know what u doin 2ntie

[07:10] freshnclean421: not yet, either b’more or dc

[07:10] freshnclean421: bmore is cheaper

[07:10] shab00tyTM: i wonder if richeltette havin a graduation party =p

[07:10] freshnclean421: oh really??

[07:10] shab00tyTM: i mean she graduated today

[07:10] freshnclean421: damn

[07:11] freshnclean421: hold on a sec

[07:11] shab00tyTM: k

[07:14] freshnclean421: glenn just told me about 5 big parties this weekend

[07:14] shab00tyTM: man glen always talks about 5 big parties every weekend =p

heh

[07:17] shab00tyTM: but he did bail me out a lot though let me not front like

super bowl sunday i aint have shit and last min he scoopd me up and we hit up a

tight restaurant and shit

[07:17] shab00tyTM: werd

[07:17] freshnclean421: thats whatsup

[07:17] freshnclean421: i got fucked up during the superbowl

[07:18] shab00tyTM: i didnt see the nip slippage live ;(

[07:18] freshnclean421: shit we had it on camera of everybody lunchin

[07:18] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:18] freshnclean421: nah me either

[07:19] freshnclean421: but u can bet i was on the internet as soon as i heard

about it

[07:19] shab00tyTM: no doubt lol

[07:20] shab00tyTM: man my blog got most of it’s hit’s ever then cause of that

content LOL remmebe.r. btoo bad i didnt have my "counter" on then

[07:20] freshnclean421: haha

[07:21] freshnclean421: u had her titty blown up like shit

[07:22] freshnclean421: even tho it was mad pixelous, it still was lookin quite

juicy

[07:22] shab00tyTM: LOL

[07:22] shab00tyTM: tru dat

[07:22] shab00tyTM: the juice de-pixilated it for ya in ur mind

[07:22] freshnclean421: lol, trudat

[07:24] freshnclean421: like when i used to watch scrammbled porn on the payper

view channels.

[07:24] shab00tyTM: lol tru

[07:24] shab00tyTM: every kid does

[07:25] freshnclean421: all i needed was to see one breast and i would be set

[07:25] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:25] freshnclean421: it would take like 5 min to make out but for some reason

it would be worth it

[07:27] shab00tyTM: i kno :P at least u can hear it fine too

[07:27] freshnclean421: lol

[07:29] freshnclean421: yeah, but then u gotta hear the dude screamin at the end

and that fucks it all up, lol

[07:29] shab00tyTM:

http://www.misshowardstern.net/modules.php?name

[07:29] shab00tyTM: i kno rite lol

now if only I can get legal representation o_O j/k it’s not that serious I just

feel like Nick Berg right about now. *SNARL*

Body: This is Shahab, your would-be intern this summer. I say would-be

because Big-egO or should I say Oscar has not trumped but troy’ed us. JP was

there perhaps he’s the one that should be reading this email. This is a last

gasp and frankly I have nothing to lose. Saturday night at the after party was a

shoooww I think we all can agree on that. What I didn’t realize was the

relationship that me and Oscar had was a "dylan-puffy" relationship as I like to

call it. I don’t mind starting on the bottom of the totem pole; I’ll drop and do

push-ups, etc, but getting cheesecake isn’t my specialty. JP might know what I’m

talking about. Big-O shit on me that night before any of the real drama had went

down. [To recap, I'm sitting down at a seat ..4 empty seats, Oscar and his crew

come sitting down, and about 5 min later I'm ordered to get up and move my ass

as he said "It's a fraternity", and I was quick to joust back "Well I'm

anti-Greek" as I was getting up. It's quite a slight on his part. I realize I'm

a new intern and I have nothing under my belt. That night was a night after a

long day working at the festival at the booth etc, with most interns with very

little sleep. Okay, so we aren't even allowed to sit down and have a seat after

all of this. When JP goes (no I didn't ask JP to go stick up for me and I wonder

if Oscar thought I asked JP to go stand up to him for me...this wasn't the case)

and blows up his spot saying "Man Oscar this is a showwww get up and give your

seat to Shahab" I could tell Oscar had it in for me right then. Any missteps

after that was the end of me. This was apparently the case having talked to him

just now. The misstep of course, I don't know if he told you all, but I had

gotten Alex another intern a drink ..1 measly drink... little did I know this

was a poison to my existence with HFS. He was underage this I knew, I had no

idea he was just 18. I think it's a shame I get "axed" when really what does

Oscar know about "what's under the hood." I don't think it's a smart move to

inject bad blood when you don't know what you're dealing with or what I have to

offer. Ever since last fall I had been meaning to intern for the Junks. My plans

were very deep rooted to add to the show and make it better. You guys would be

amazed at my comic wit and so on, but unfortunately the ugly Bolivian head has

reared himself before I had even got a chance to get myself established.

It was quite regrettable what transpired and I was hopeful that I could mend

those actions. This was not the case. I thought us minorities were supposed to

stick together, but instead I'm stuck on fly-paper, hung out to dry or more

specifically even after responsibly getting Alex the other intern up to the room

to sober up and go to sleep. If I wanted to not give an F- I would have just

came back down and enjoyed the after-party.

I thought of Oscar as a friend first and a boss second, perhaps that's not the

best arrangement ..what's the saying? keep your friend's close and your bosses

closer? no that's not it.

If anything I understand it might be out of you guys' control and hopefully when

Oscar is done being the intern coordinator (hopefully asap he is horrible for

the role), I might be able to get reinstated.

I don't think this was an issue with specifically ME, [and sadly I was never

formally briefed on the topic of interns drinking (hadn't started yet)

--probably cause HFStival was on my first event but I see how things operate

there, under Oscar....get the interns busting their balls at the Festival, I

promoted it through my blog, got may people to go etc, and when the night's

over, cut those who cross you/get in your hair. This is not the best business

model in my opinion. Me and my friend Jason from Styles from the under have had

many a conversations about how terrible Oscar is in terms of reaching out to the

locals. I realize this monster of a man is being more and more successful,

reaching national celebrity status (blah), and where a local guy like me means

diddly squat but again, that kind of action is a very misconstrued way of doing

things. Again, I don't go down without a fight and this is my last gasp.

I also hope also there is no hypocrisy going around. I don't think it's fair to

solely grill me and fire me...when..., for example of the hypocrisy: apparently

an intern (Emily?) got Alex a couple drinking bracelets at HFStival [this was i

guess kept under wraps but if I'm "going down" maybe it shouldn't be on a

selective basis] (originally i had thought he was just not trying to wait in

line, but later to find out he’s underage) But so my question is okay now I got

the axe, I think Alex got the AXE, what is this girl Emily’s fate? (There are

two Emily’s BTW)

Another form of hypocrisy that took place. This is speculation but the ?other?

Emily was probably in (as Oscar told us) forbidden Tim Virgin’s suite that night

prolly drinking it up (as for her being legal i don’t know but i guess the no

going up to the suite rule was just for the guys). This is a show and you guys

have a lot of clout at HFS. Don’t stand for it. I realize I fucked up by getting

Alex a drink but there was no malice involved, and if I had another opportunity

I would totally circumvent any interaction with Oscar Zeballos. Which is

actually now that I have a greater perspective on things, I think it’s smart to

reduce interaction with bosses, because it usually ends in a debacle like this.

Oscar is uptight, all of the interns did a great job at the booths, kept things

going, I put up the "donate sell phone stands" it was an endless day. Yet, I

can’t even have a freaking seat by the sitting area by the bar, without him

being so uptight about not every one of his last boys sitting down at the area

that I have to be kicked out (heck his boy Steve didn’t even want my seat!)

(this was before the drinking mess). I guess he had it in for me since then. It

really doesn’t look well for any of us, sadly.

That night when he grilled me about the drinking situation I was totally honest

with him, I didn’t skirt the issue, I admitted to what happened; honesty is more

important then saving face. Even if it results in my dismissal. It’s just sad

that if he thinks I’m going to go down without a fight and or when I find

another avenue into radio I will basically make a mockery of the guy. The way I

look at it is, to me he’s like the NBC executives and I am a young Stern. He is

Puff Daddy, and I am Dylan trying to get coupled up with Suge Knight. I showed

so much encouraging and positive energy toward this summer internship ever since

last fall when I first had applied, (then re-applied in the spring). It was a

dream come true, I just wanted to be in the wings of the Junkies who are the

best thing HFS ever invested in when they brought them over. Now I say you guys

don’t stand for this or at least give me some encouragement. It’s a show because

Alex was the guy who drove me to the after-party/hotel. I had ONE miller light,

and he had 1 drink of liquor (I forget the name). He lives in Rockville, I live

in Gaithersburg, He was my designated driver, there was no intention of getting

him drunk. I wanted to go home later in the night. And after all this went down

I wasn’t even feeling comfortable sleeping there, in Mr. Oscar’ the Grouches

room, as I got my junkies-esque (nice) Dad to come and pick up his son from this

showwww of a night and day. And to end, I just want to say, it’s OK if my golden

star is demoted to a silver one but just raping me of my star just plain hurts.

These have been a difficult couple days at the mercy of Oscar. I realize he

takes no shit but this wasn’t a slight on my part just a misjudgment that would

never be made again. Heck, if I had another chance I wouldn’t mess with after

parties, solely just in the wings of the Junks. Not there to party, just there

if you guys need something. And for one thing, I am hella sure as your intern I

could freaking reserve a hotel correctly for you guys (unlike mr. so and so). So

if you guys rally around me I would be here to serve. If not, then I hope in the

future, we can still either work together in one shape or another or at least

grace the same air-waves on a couple occasions. I am a fairly low-profile

person, I only out-speak when I feel there has been a great injustice done to

me. I guess DUKES can now sleep easy and doesn’t have to worry about "Who’s

Shahab…? sounds Israeli, I don’t trust anyone named that around the station"

Fucking jackasses. I guess Dukes and Oscar can rest easily. No Middle eastern

persons at the station. (This conversation occurred when I called in the big o

and dukes show the weekend after the dream appearance). I called in to reassure

Oscar, hey man don’t worry about fucking up the hotel reservations I got your

back etc. Apparently he didn’t have mine. I guess I’m the peon in all of this,

though I feel he is the real peon.

I’m wise enough to know when something has hit the fan (usually a brown fecal

matter) and that when that happens I think it’s optimal to get everything sorted

out (and to analyze what is before us) before just flushing the handle and

forgetting to put the lid down er up.

I heard you guys talking this morning about a lotta stories that happened that

you guys couldn’t talk about. It’s a shame because this my friends, would make

great radio. Even though the situation is very real and not a joke.

If you guys need me, hit me up at

Shahab S.-B. aka "shab00ty"

cell ><

p.s.

again I felt I was backed in a corner and not much to lose. I could shut my pie

hole, save face, and wait till next fall to be turned down but whatever. I was

this close why should I crawl back into my shell now? I even have a summer job

lined up that I refused to make a schedule for until I found out my hours for

HFS. This was my priority. Oscar should be relieved of his intern coordinator

duties.(Which I hear is already going to happen?) This guy after months of

persistence finally tells me I have the internship. Takes him another month and

a half to say: Oh sorry your acceptance letter to your school. I’m not writing

it, you write it up (your hours, that you’re interning for the junkies, and your

job description), email me it, I’ll sign it and fax it to your school. Was he

really so busy he couldn’t do his job of writing a confirmation letter. All of

this is of no consequence now that he says to me "you and the coordinator, Julie

Gowin from UMCP you go talk to her and work it out" What’s to work out, I

couldn’t even register for the past month due to not getting the letter to her.

I’ve been left out a limb guys :(

Take it easy,

-sha-"out on an island"-hab-

Thanks JP, Lurch, EB, Cakes, and CK all of whom I have met and was hoping to get

to know more.

P.P.S.

Being an avid webmaster I was also hoping this summer I could work with

Backdraft in improving the Junkies website. Feel free to view my blog at http://bahahs.blogspot.com

where you might soon see this email posted (you have to admit it’s a good read).

Perhaps I should start a "filing a complaint" section on there: aside from:

http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/complaints.html (to complain about oprah), have a

mailto:oscar@whfs.com … address.

It’s a shame that out of the 50 or 100 so times that I’ve called him, that the

ONE TIME he returns my call is ironically when he is going to fire me.

1)To get slammed up the colon by someone else. Skewerd in the anus with a pole.

2)Getting fucked over hard by someone.

DUDE, Ms. Fucktard shafted me so hard today, she pulled a suprize test on us and

i didnt know fucking shit.

Getting screwed out of a deal

We got shafted out of leaving early

To get impaled or stabbed through, like shiskabob

Damn, that foo’ got shafted!!

To fuck in a rough, hard manner.

I railed that bitch so hard, when I shot it, it fuckin’ came out her nose.

The act of fucking the living shit out of something or someone, preferably a

female.

Damn dude, I fuckin’ railed that ho all night.

[02:04] Fatal Image: yeah that’s pretty much right.. objective is more of a

concrete answer

[02:04] shahab-: tru

[02:05] Fatal Image: haha nice

[02:07] bassforbreakfast: lol

[02:07] bassforbreakfast: interesting

[02:07] bassforbreakfast: I haven’t listened to hfs in the morning since high

school

[02:07] bassforbreakfast: and that was before those people I think

[02:08] bassforbreakfast: or they were all different

[02:08] shab00tyTM: ah they are stern-esque with a sports-slant to it :)

[02:05] shahab-: $$

[02:18] shahab-: you TAXING it? j/k btw junks they’re having a segment tomorrow

that just the premise of it cracks me the fuck up… they often have this

segment called WHAT THE BROTHAZ BE SAYIN and they get their friend sac town mike

who’s black and get him to like go to random hood spots like a basketball court

w/ brothaz and shit and asks em random questions heh tomorrows segment he goes

and finds out WUT DA BROTHAZ BE SAYIN bout Cicadas :) that’s gotta be good

[02:18] Fatal Image: lol

that will be great

[02:10] bassforbreakfast: you are "in a relationship"?

[02:10] bassforbreakfast: neeeeeeeet

[02:11] bassforbreakfast: I think I devised a way to go to the festival, btw.

[02:11] bassforbreakfast: I will be there ;)

[02:11] shab00tyTM: heh u reading my myspace profile?

[02:11] shab00tyTM: oh werd?

[02:11] bassforbreakfast: I glanced at it

[02:12] bassforbreakfast: 8-)

[12:59] seskychik2k4: HEY!

[01:00] seskychik2k4: did I tell you my prom was saturday?

[01:00] shab00tyTM: did i tell u im goin to hfstival friday

[01:00] seskychik2k4: yea i seen it in your profile, my boyfriend is going too

[01:00] seskychik2k4: I was gonna go but i never got tickets and the girl i was

supposed to go with, doesnt want to go anymore

[01:01] shab00tyTM: im goin as part of the hfs street team

[01:01] seskychik2k4: r u serious??

[01:01] seskychik2k4: r u gonna be like on stage

[01:02] shab00tyTM: lol yea im serious.. i dunno how far my ‘access’ will be but

ill have a special braclet heh

[01:02] shab00tyTM: na i prolly wont be on stage thoug

[01:02] seskychik2k4: Well thats still awesome

[01:02] shab00tyTM: no doubt

[01:02] seskychik2k4: arent you like part of hfs or something

[01:02] shab00tyTM: i was at the station earlier

[01:02] shab00tyTM: got my t-shirt =p

[01:03] shab00tyTM: yea imma intern

[01:03] seskychik2k4: Niftay i mean do you work there or something??

[01:03] seskychik2k4: So what do you do?

[01:03] shab00tyTM: not yet …

[01:03] seskychik2k4: do u get to talk?

[01:03] shab00tyTM: welll i havent even started yet for a couple weeks still ..im

the junkies in the morning intern …i didnt even think i was gonna get to go to

hfstival but im tight w/ the guy who’s heading the street team so he didnt

flinch about me goin too

[01:03] shab00tyTM: ill have my days im sure

[01:04] seskychik2k4: Niftay what will they call you??

[01:04] seskychik2k4: Shabooty???

[01:04] shab00tyTM: i hope shab00ty

[01:04] shab00tyTM: :)

[01:04] shab00tyTM: that’s still up in the air

[01:04] seskychik2k4: I hope so too so i can be like, OH I KNOW THAT GUY!

[01:04] shab00tyTM: heheh yea they can say booty on air rite ;)

[01:04] seskychik2k4: and call up and shout out to ya or something

[01:04] shab00tyTM: $$$ ya no doubt

[01:04] seskychik2k4: Hells YAh

[01:04] seskychik2k4: dude dude dude i didnt tell you about my prom

[01:05] seskychik2k4: it was craziness

[01:05] seskychik2k4: we rented a motel right

[01:05] shab00tyTM: yah

[01:05] seskychik2k4: and got real drunk right

[01:05] shab00tyTM: yea

[01:05] seskychik2k4: and this was like the crapiest of all motels

[01:05] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:05] seskychik2k4: it smelled like cat piss when we walked in. and the

bathroom was really tiny, and the air conditioner hardly worked

[01:05] shab00tyTM: ew

[01:05] seskychik2k4: oh it wass so much fun though

[01:06] seskychik2k4: We ended up spilling like MAD beer so eventually all we

smelled was beer

[01:06] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:06] shab00tyTM: tru dat

[01:06] seskychik2k4: But listen to this, I was in the bathroom talking to my

friend heather about something, and my boyfriend walks in, and my friend walks

out

[01:07] seskychik2k4: then my boyfriend walks out, and then i stay and call him

back into the bathroom :-P

[01:07] seskychik2k4: and you know what happened next

[01:07] seskychik2k4: I got a bruise right in the middle of my back from the

faucet

[01:07] seskychik2k4: but anyway here’s the crazy part

[01:07] seskychik2k4: I did something SO wrong

[01:08] seskychik2k4: arent you gonne ask what it is?

[01:08] seskychik2k4: gonna**

[01:08] shab00tyTM: wah

[01:08] seskychik2k4: Well….by the end of the night, it was only 6 of us, 2

double beds and 3 on each one

[01:08] seskychik2k4: and me and scott thought everyone was sleeping

[01:09] shab00tyTM: ya

[01:09] seskychik2k4: and the guy on our bed was passed out the whole night

anyway, people wrote "I love cock, and I love men" on his face and shit

[01:09] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:09] shab00tyTM: thats fuckd up

[01:09] shab00tyTM: did u draw a cock too?

[01:09] seskychik2k4: welllll….Yea i definitely had sex with scott on the same

bed as that guy

[01:09] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:09] shab00tyTM: 3some :)

[01:09] seskychik2k4: yea they drew a cock real big on his back

[01:09] shab00tyTM: heh

[01:10] seskychik2k4: no the guy was passed out, but he rolled over in the

middle of it and put his arm around scott

[01:10] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:10] seskychik2k4: and scott almost kicked him off the bed

[01:10] shab00tyTM: were u jealous

[01:10] seskychik2k4: LOL naw

[01:10] shab00tyTM: heh

[01:11] seskychik2k4: but I heard my friend megan in midst of orgasm go "they

are definitely having sex"

[01:11] seskychik2k4: o it was crazy

[01:12] shab00tyTM: wait

[01:12] shab00tyTM: when u were orgasming or her

[01:14] seskychik2k4: NO!

[01:14] seskychik2k4: lol she was on the other bed

[01:14] seskychik2k4: we weren’t ON anyone

[01:15] shab00tyTM: no

[01:15] shab00tyTM: i mean

[01:15] shab00tyTM: when she said that

[01:15] shab00tyTM: it was when u were orgasming or her

[01:15] seskychik2k4: WHEN I WAS lol

[01:15] seskychik2k4: no one else had sex that night

[01:16] shab00tyTM: oh my bad

[01:16] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:16] shab00tyTM: damn if i was a guy there id try and tag team u

[01:17] seskychik2k4: LOL nawwww

[01:17] shab00tyTM: heheh

[01:23] shab00tyTM: are u missing my blog being updated? heh i got SOOO much

shit to post i just been busy

[01:24] seskychik2k4: yea i know ive been disappointed

[01:24] shab00tyTM: aww

[01:24] shab00tyTM: ill give u a big ass update later today that will take a

week to read

[01:24] shab00tyTM: :P

[01:24] seskychik2k4: Ok good lol

[01:25] seskychik2k4: I miss when you used to put me in it

[01:25] seskychik2k4: lol

[01:29] shab00tyTM: u are all over the next update im sure =p

[01:30] seskychik2k4: o yay lol

[01:44] shab00tyTM: yo i bought some hypnotiq

[01:44] seskychik2k4: yum

[05:13] *** Auto-response sent to freshnclean49: working on a blog update

my ego is inflating so much that i got a stomach ache

[05:14] shab00tyTM: yo

[05:14] freshnclean49: didu move out yet?

[05:14] shab00tyTM: yea

[05:15] shab00tyTM: but yo if we ever in CP we can always just go to phil’s

apartmetn he moved to which is like 5-10 min from campus

[05:15] freshnclean49: ah i see

[05:15] shab00tyTM: i mean if we chillin

[05:15] freshnclean49: oh really, so thats where he’s gonna be til next

semester?

[05:16] shab00tyTM: till next spring

[05:16] freshnclean49: thats whats up

[05:17] freshnclean49: hey when is hfs?

[05:18] shab00tyTM: sat

[05:18] freshnclean49: is it to late to get tickets

[05:19] shab00tyTM: i think there still are some left but prolly not many (gonna

be 50,000-60,000 peeps there yo)

[05:19] freshnclean49: dizzamn

[05:19] shab00tyTM: trizzue yo

[05:19] freshnclean49: oh well im gonna be at natl guard drill anyway

[05:19] shab00tyTM: gonna be rediculous heh

[05:20] shab00tyTM: ah werd

[05:20] shab00tyTM: man yo this blog update is too fucking long lol

[05:20] shab00tyTM: its like 2-3 weeks worth of hsit

[05:20] shab00tyTM: shit

[05:20] freshnclean49: somebody wanted tickets but i didnt know shit about it so

i had to "axek" the shabooty man

[05:20] shab00tyTM: heh no doubt

[05:21] shab00tyTM: im going fo free ;)

[05:21] freshnclean49: ah werd? cant wait to see that shit

[05:21] shab00tyTM: cause i got da hookup

[05:21] freshnclean49: wha? thas whatsup

[05:21] shab00tyTM: yea i wuz down there today , got my hfs t-shirt they want me

wearing lol

[05:21] freshnclean49: gotta get mad pics of jiggling tits

[05:22] shab00tyTM: i know shiet i dont know if they let cams but they should

let me i imagine heh

[05:22] freshnclean49: oh yeah, u should get the hookup

[05:22] freshnclean49: whos gonna be performing?

[05:23] shab00tyTM: man mad bands … jay-z ..(let me post this blog update im

workin on and it has all da 411 ;P)

[05:23] freshnclean49: no doubt

[05:23] freshnclean49: do ur thing brah

[05:23] shab00tyTM: werd

[05:23] freshnclean49: ill holla

[02:32] lilpinkplayette44: :)

[02:32] shab00tyTM: sweet

[02:32] shab00tyTM: me2 :P duh

[02:32] lilpinkplayette44: lol mayb ill see you!

[02:32] lilpinkplayette44: even tho i dont member what u look like lol

[02:33] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:33] shab00tyTM: if i see u imma give u a thong wedgie just for that

[02:33] lilpinkplayette44: lol what can ya do ;-)

[02:34] shab00tyTM: well ill be wearing a HFS t-shirt ..sexy tall dark hair :)

[02:35] lilpinkplayette44: lol yo i got a question

[02:35] shab00tyTM: ill proly be givin out free shit too

[02:36] shab00tyTM: ok

[02:36] shab00tyTM: whats the quuestion

[02:36] lilpinkplayette44: *SENDS PICTURE* do u think the girl witht he blonde

hair is pretty

[02:37] shab00tyTM: on the rite?

[02:37] shab00tyTM: right*?

[02:37] lilpinkplayette44: yes lol

[02:37] shab00tyTM: her "LID" isnt pretty but she prolly got a nice body LOL

[02:37] lilpinkplayette44: lol

[02:37] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:37] shab00tyTM: is that what u wanted to hear =p

[02:37] lilpinkplayette44: okay just checkin

[02:37] shab00tyTM: k

[02:38] lilpinkplayette44: lol i dont think shes pretty.. and hes short and has

these big ass legs its crazy

[02:38] lilpinkplayette44: sheS*

[02:38] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:38] shab00tyTM: she prolly makes up for it w/ good dome

[02:38] lilpinkplayette44: lmao

[02:39] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:39] shab00tyTM: funny

[02:39] lilpinkplayette44: shes like so weird looking.. shes really pretty from

far away..

[02:39] lilpinkplayette44: but she came up to me and was talking me .. i had to

hold my breath so i wouldnt laugh

[02:39] shab00tyTM: LOL

[02:39] lilpinkplayette44: she dresses really well to

[02:40] shab00tyTM: yea last night gettin my hair cut the Vietnamese lady was

talking vietnamese i had to hold in my laugh cause it just sound mad funny

[02:40] lilpinkplayette44: my friend joey was like.. from behind u think shes

this really hott girl and it gets ur hopes up then she turns around and ur like

damnn

[02:40] shab00tyTM: yea she’s a butterface

[02:40] lilpinkplayette44: yup yup

[02:40] lilpinkplayette44: lol i feel bad bc im not all that cute

[02:40] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:40] lilpinkplayette44: but still shes deff not.. and she thinks aint noone

got shyt on her

[02:40] shab00tyTM: u will be once ur hair grows out to the point it covers ur

face ;) SIKE!!!!!!!!!

[02:41] lilpinkplayette44: ahhhhh i hate you

[02:41] shab00tyTM: kidding em

[02:41] shab00tyTM: at least i fuckin remember what u loook like lol

[02:41] shab00tyTM: unlike me

[02:41] shab00tyTM: er you with me

[02:41] shab00tyTM: heh

[02:41] shab00tyTM: thx for tht

[02:44] lilpinkplayette44: im so innocent looking O:-)

[02:44] lilpinkplayette44: thats b4 my hair grew out

[02:44] lilpinkplayette44: i kinda member what u look like

[02:45] shab00tyTM: ya im growin my hair out too =p

[02:45] lilpinkplayette44: lol do u have pics?

[02:45] shab00tyTM: it’s shahab, you dildo

[02:46] lilpinkplayette44: haha my bad re-re

[02:46] shab00tyTM: =p

[02:46] shab00tyTM: u spe

story/sm_957945.html?menu=

news.quirkies.sexlife

[02:57] sighkobabe69: can’t busy, my fingers have an appt.

[02:57] sighkobabe69: :-p

[02:57] shab00tyTM: lol

[02:57] shab00tyTM: oh really with ur na na?

[02:57] sighkobabe69: ;)

[02:57] shab00tyTM: awww :P when do i get that same appt? :)

[02:58] sighkobabe69: lol

[02:58] sighkobabe69: who knows!

[02:59] shab00tyTM: except i dont want to book it for my fingers but rather my

‘third’ leg

[02:59] sighkobabe69: lol

[02:59] shab00tyTM: :P

[03:01] shab00tyTM: $$

[03:01] *** Auto-response from sighkobabe69: The word "fuck" is actually an

acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King

issued an official order to… well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence

the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

[03:28] shahab-: THAT NEWS STORY IS HILARIOUS :)

[03:28] Fatal Image: yes :)

[03:28] shahab-: i wanna see pics or dont i? :)

[03:29] shahab-: i wonder what brand is his brand of choice :P CVS Brand? :)

[03:33] Fatal Image: I think that guy would go for quality and get the real deal

vaseline brand :)

[02:45] *** Auto-response from cagekid: "um, stop hitting on me im looking for

someone who wears a uniform, but not a basketball one…."

[10:13] *** Auto-response sent to zeldiz: Tr0y , maddua fluckaz…

oh and zeldiz loves the cock :P

[10:13] zeldiz: yeah, we’re dating :)

[01:11] shab00tyTM: coolies n he already fuckd eh 100% chance it dont last

[01:12] zeldiz: huh?

[01:13] zeldiz: i don’t speak ebonics

[01:13] zeldiz: we didnt fuck, as you you so eloquently put it

[01:37] shab00tyTM: oh i thought u were gettin dick earlier so sorry (from ur

awy msg and all)

[01:41] zeldiz: i wouldn’t have slept with him last night anyway cuz im not like

that

[01:43] shab00tyTM: kay sorry im mad im sober on my last night this spring livin

in CP :P

[01:44] zeldiz: word

[01:44] zeldiz: my last night on campus ever

[01:44] shab00tyTM: o tru u graduating eh

[01:44] zeldiz: on thursday biatch

[01:44] zeldiz: im scared

[01:45] shab00tyTM: why u scared

[01:45] shab00tyTM: congrats

[03:34] shab00tyTM: http://www.a1b2c3.com/metfun1.htm

[11:17] shab00tyTM: sweet i think i am going to the hfstival $$$ after all

[11:18] shab00tyTM: as a member of hfs that is ;)

/West/09/25/offbeat.fastfood.pot.ap/

[01:49] shahab-: N~!CE

[08:03] rhetoricalapple: awesome

[05:06] *** Auto-response sent to sugaxsweetzzz: IM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SMELL THAT EMBALMING FLUID, HAVE UR AZZ FIENDING FOR DUST!!

[05:06] sugaxsweetzzz: i saw that yucky video

[05:07] sugaxsweetzzz: im seriously scard for life

[07:26] shab00tyTM: u saw it? [the vid of the soldier getting decapitated]

[07:26] sugaxsweetzzz: yeah man

[07:26] sugaxsweetzzz: :-\

[07:26] shab00tyTM: where u see it at

[07:26] sugaxsweetzzz: i shouldn’t have

[07:26] shab00tyTM: and WHY!

[07:26] sugaxsweetzzz: at school

[07:26] shab00tyTM: yea i told u not to

[07:26] shab00tyTM: at schoo?

[07:26] shab00tyTM: ur not gonna be able to sleep now

[07:27] sugaxsweetzzz: i hope i can sleep

[07:27] shab00tyTM: w

[07:27] shab00tyTM: aw

[07:27] shab00tyTM: u wont be able to orgasm now

[07:34] sugaxsweetzzz: omg i think one of my friends dad died today

[07:34] shab00tyTM: o

[07:34] shab00tyTM: how

[07:34] sugaxsweetzzz: but i dont wanna call and be like did ur dad die??

[07:34] sugaxsweetzzz: i dunno

[07:34] shab00tyTM: o

[07:35] sugaxsweetzzz: o is right

[07:36] shab00tyTM: u never congratulated me im done w/ exams

[07:36] sugaxsweetzzz: uhh

[07:36] sugaxsweetzzz: congratz!

[07:37] shab00tyTM: thx ma

[07:37] sugaxsweetzzz: im not a mom

[07:37] shab00tyTM: ur ma mom

[07:37] sugaxsweetzzz: righttt

[07:38] shab00tyTM: :p

[07:38] shab00tyTM: i miss u

[07:38] sugaxsweetzzz: aw

[07:39] sugaxsweetzzz: goin on saturday

[07:39] sugaxsweetzzz: ?

[07:39] shab00tyTM: im goin home tomororw

[07:39] shab00tyTM: movin bak

[07:39] sugaxsweetzzz: im sayin to hfstival

[07:42] shab00tyTM: r u

[07:42] sugaxsweetzzz: nope

[07:42] shab00tyTM: next year hopefully we can go together

[07:42] sugaxsweetzzz: yea yeaaa

[07:42] sugaxsweetzzz: 8-)

[07:43] shab00tyTM: O:-)

[07:44] sugaxsweetzzz: it feels so good when your done your hw

[07:44] shab00tyTM: no shiet =)

[07:44] shab00tyTM: im on cloud 9

[07:45] sugaxsweetzzz: ?

[07:45] shab00tyTM: reverend

[07:45] sugaxsweetzzz: im talking about my hw

[07:46] sugaxsweetzzz: anyways

[07:46] sugaxsweetzzz: my comp wont play dvds its being gay

[07:46] shab00tyTM: aw

[07:46] sugaxsweetzzz: yeah>:o

[07:46] shab00tyTM: so howd u see the video at schoo

[07:46] sugaxsweetzzz: cuz someone showed me

[07:47] sugaxsweetzzz: u wanna see it?

[07:47] sugaxsweetzzz: its really disdurbing

[07:47] sugaxsweetzzz: disturbing*

[07:47] shab00tyTM: noooooooo

[07:47] sugaxsweetzzz: blah

[07:48] sugaxsweetzzz: ok good

[07:48] sugaxsweetzzz: they should delete that mess

[07:48] sugaxsweetzzz: ppl are sick

[07:48] shab00tyTM: i know

[07:48] shab00tyTM: ur to sweet and innocent to see that kels ;(

[07:48] shab00tyTM: now ur corrupted

[07:49] sugaxsweetzzz: blahhhhh kelsey knows

[07:49] shab00tyTM: =\

[07:49] sugaxsweetzzz: oh well next subject

[07:50] shab00tyTM: my penis

[07:50] sugaxsweetzzz: ha

[07:51] shab00tyTM: it’s semirect

[07:51] sugaxsweetzzz: oh nice

[07:51] shab00tyTM: i wish it was poknig u

[07:51] sugaxsweetzzz: lol

[07:52] shab00tyTM: right in ur butt

[07:52] sugaxsweetzzz: oh nooo

[07:52] sugaxsweetzzz: i dont do thay

[07:52] sugaxsweetzzz: that

[07:52] shab00tyTM: =p

[07:52] shab00tyTM: u will next hfsitvla

[07:52] shab00tyTM: next year

[07:52] shab00tyTM: heh

[07:53] sugaxsweetzzz: maybe…not

[07:54] sugaxsweetzzz: :-D

[07:54] shab00tyTM: gtg =p

[07:54] sugaxsweetzzz: :-(

[07:55] sugaxsweetzzz: okay bye babe

[07:55] *** Auto-response sent to sugaxsweetzzz: Tr0y , maddua fluckaz…

oh and zeldiz loves the cock :P

[07:55] sugaxsweetzzz: your gonna see brad pitt nakey

[07:56] sugaxsweetzzz: remember to close ur eyes

[04:18]  jendabombzz: gotta go

[04:19] shab00tyTM: hit me up this summer, peace :P

[04:19]  jendabombzz: yeah me too biotch

[04:19]  jendabombzz: nice icon by the way

[04:19] shab00tyTM: thanx0rs ;)

[04:19]  jendabombzz: gosh i have no idea where you get these retarted things

[04:19] shab00tyTM: lol

[04:19] shab00tyTM: im elite

[03:21] *** Auto-response sent to baybepnay: lol read this





http://www.ananova.com/news/s

tory/menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

that’s like the opposite of my perdickament :) j/k

[03:22] shab00tyTM: heya

[03:22] shab00tyTM: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/

britneysubliminal.html

(funny as shit)

[03:22] baybepnay: hey

[03:23] baybepnay: i can’t sleep

[03:23] shab00tyTM: o

[03:23] shab00tyTM: y

[03:23] baybepnay: i dn’t knw

[03:24] baybepnay: bin starin at my ceiling 4 a while lol

[03:24] shab00tyTM: i cant cause im sober =)

[03:24] baybepnay: lol dork

[03:26] shab00tyTM: linday lohan has implants

[03:26] baybepnay: really?

[03:26] shab00tyTM: ya

[03:27] baybepnay: how do u knw

[03:27] baybepnay: it on da net?

[03:27] shab00tyTM:

http://p071.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.

showMessage?topicID=51652.topic

[03:27] shab00tyTM: http://www.radosh.net/

[03:28] baybepnay: i’m on my cel fone sha

[03:28] shab00tyTM: o

[03:29] baybepnay: doesn’t say i’m usin a mobile device?

[03:29] shab00tyTM: i aint look yah it do

[03:30] baybepnay: k

[03:34] shab00tyTM: wheres lilian’s man

[03:34] baybepnay: wat ya mean? he at hom i gues

[03:35] shab00tyTM: o

[03:35] shab00tyTM: did they fuck that nite

[03:35] baybepnay: hel ya

[03:36] shab00tyTM: all loud n shit

[03:36] shab00tyTM: ?

[03:36] baybepnay: i didn’t knw wat 2 do :<

[03:36] baybepnay: yea

[03:36] shab00tyTM: so what DID u do =p

[03:37] baybepnay: nothin bt lay der in my bd

[03:37] shab00tyTM: were u turnd on?

[03:38] baybepnay: tryin 2 tink of hapi thoughts n nt da sound of dem fukin

rite nxt 2 me

[03:38] baybepnay: wat? lol

[03:38] shab00tyTM: heh

[03:39] shab00tyTM: dunno

[03:39] baybepnay: ya sha i ws touchin myself n tinkin about u

[03:39] shab00tyTM: =)

[03:39] shab00tyTM: good girl

[03:39] shab00tyTM: ya make me proud

[03:39] shab00tyTM: and smile

[03:39] baybepnay: sike

[03:40] baybepnay: haha

[03:40] baybepnay: wishin u were in my bed n nt urs

[03:41] shab00tyTM: u wont be in that bed ever again im movin tomorrow =p

[03:41] baybepnay: n u were in me instead of my fingers ;)

[03:44] baybepnay: haha

[03:44] shab00tyTM: (: great now ill def be sleepin on my back heh

[03:45] shab00tyTM: get it?

[03:45] baybepnay: nope

[03:46] shab00tyTM: it’s hard to sleep on one’s stomach w/ a boner :)

[03:46] baybepnay: omg

[03:47] baybepnay: lol wat eva makes ya hapi

[03:47] shab00tyTM: =p

[03:51] baybepnay: gosh bt dey def did b4 dey went 2 sleep n wen dey woke uq

[03:51] shab00tyTM: does she give good dome?

[03:51] baybepnay: bitches couldn’t even wait til i fel asleep

[03:52] shab00tyTM: kik

[03:52] shab00tyTM: lol

[03:52] shab00tyTM: they could care less bout u

[03:52] baybepnay: sha i really wouldn’t knw

[03:52] baybepnay: i knw :(

[03:53] shab00tyTM: ehe

[03:54] shab00tyTM: welp val imma go to bed ..got a long day ahead of packin

myshit up going home, cleaning, makin phone calls etc

[03:55] baybepnay: hehe aite

[03:56] baybepnay: i nid 2 try 2 gt bak 2 bed 2

[03:56] shab00tyTM: but feel free to come to gaithersburg to see me whenever =p

[03:56] shab00tyTM: true

[03:56] baybepnay: lol go 2 bed

[03:57] shab00tyTM: nite dear

[10:18]  jenuceaNdjenoil: na…..august

[10:19] shab00tyTM: o

[10:20]  jenuceaNdjenoil: soo much shit to do though

[10:20]  jenuceaNdjenoil: that icon….is that barney?

[10:20] shab00tyTM: ya barney and aliize’

[10:21]  jenuceaNdjenoil: and who?

[10:25] shab00tyTM: frech pop star

[10:25]  jenuceaNdjenoil: oh ok

[10:37] shab00tyTM: she’s way hot u wanna see pix

[10:37]  jenuceaNdjenoil: ,sure i guess

[10:38] shab00tyTM:

http://aldo061.free.fr/

alizee%20hot/alizee%20hot.jpg

[10:39]  jenuceaNdjenoil: yeah she’s hot..i think my fiancé would love her

[10:40] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:40]  jenuceaNdjenoil: meaning if we walked by her and he had to look and

stare…i’d be okay with that.

[10:40] shab00tyTM: he’d divorce u for her prolly ?

[10:40]  jenuceaNdjenoil: lol

[10:42]  jenuceaNdjenoil: like i don’t mind if he looks at other girls…i know

that guys do that…it’s like an instinct….bu i don’t like it when i’m w/a guy

and he’s gawking at other girls…but i think if she passed by…i’d be starin

at her too

[10:42] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:43]  jenuceaNdjenoil: i’m not gonna like..i check out girls….asses

especially….just not the way guys do.

[10:43]  jenuceaNdjenoil: like=lie

story/sm_957945.html?menu=n

ews.quirkies.sexlife

if you haven’t already [posted earlier in blog]

that’s like the opposite of my perdickament :) j/k

[02:58]  kidrocky79: LOL

[02:59] maddmojo: $$

[02:59]  kidrocky79: man they shouldnt have told them

[02:59] maddmojo: heh

[02:59]  kidrocky79: so they wont give life to some other dumbasses

[03:00]  kidrocky79: man thats just pathetic

[03:00]  kidrocky79: not knowing about sex and all

[03:01] maddmojo: $$$$$$$$ yea wtf ..i think it’s the husband’s fault..he prolly

gay =p

[03:01]  kidrocky79: lol

[03:01]  kidrocky79: yah

[03:37] maddmojo:

http://www.a1b2c3.com/metfun1.htm

[03:53] skeLL:

http://students.uwf.edu/cjg5/sa/thepowerbook.pdf

A MUST MUST MUST READ PEOPLE!!

[03:53] skeLL: if you got some free time

[03:53] skeLL: read that

[03:53] skeLL: funny shit

[03:54] shab00tyTM: ugh pdf but aight ill peep it

[04:50] shab00tyTM: i just read that shit

[04:50] shab00tyTM: lol that’s great

[04:50] skeLL: hehe

[04:50] skeLL: totally

[04:51] shab00tyTM: they should make a mockumentary on that :)

[04:51] skeLL: the thread is over at something aqful, if u wanna read more

[04:51] skeLL: yeah :P

[04:51] skeLL: awful*

[04:51] shab00tyTM: link me :P

[04:51] skeLL: sec

[04:52] skeLL:



http://forums.somethingawful.com/s

howthread.php?s=17ba36290fbd75

2767de557eb9150849&threadid

=1016390&perpage=40&pagenumber=78

[04:52] shab00tyTM: man if i was a film maker i would so make a documentary on

that shit

[04:52] skeLL: hehe yeah

[05:09] shab00tyTM: u know that jeff guy’s s/n?

[05:09] skeLL: yeah

[05:10] skeLL: it was in that thread

[05:10] shab00tyTM: what is it

[05:10] skeLL: i think it’s mynameisjeph

[05:10] skeLL: he should be online

[05:10] shab00tyTM: yea he’s away

[05:10] shab00tyTM: LOL

[05:10] skeLL: hehe

[05:10] skeLL: i bet he’s getting flooded with im’s

[05:10] shab00tyTM: prolly mostly positive ones =p

[05:10] skeLL: yeah

[05:11] skeLL: but he put his cell number on there

[05:11] skeLL: BAD idea

[05:11] skeLL: :P

[05:11] shab00tyTM: lol

[05:11] shab00tyTM: he loves the attention :) i would too prolly

[05:11] skeLL: haha

[05:11] skeLL: yeah

[05:12] skeLL: im tempted to call him with

http://www.collegeslackers.com

/index.php?act=home&pg=lil_jon

[05:12] skeLL: =P

[05:12] shab00tyTM: LOL!!!!!!!!!

[05:12] shab00tyTM: that would be elite

[05:12] shab00tyTM: u should do it :P

[05:12] skeLL: haha

 ,my job options are in my profile

[01:33] sisjennzy: =)

[01:34] shab00tyTM: lol u shoulda seen my roomate’s he did the same exact thing

…his name’s Phil Land and it comes up: your idea job is a Satan lol which is a

perfect fit for him

[01:34] sisjennzy: haha

[01:36] shab00tyTM: shab00ty, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

Shahab S–edited-out–, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer.

[01:36] shab00tyTM: heheh

[01:36] shab00tyTM: u can see me in Kill Bill 3 ;)

[01:36] sisjennzy: hahahaha i jsut put in sister jenny

[01:37] sisjennzy: and it said : Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.

[01:37] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:38] shab00tyTM: Jenn’s babies father, Your ideal job is a Anything where you

can kiss ass.

[01:39] shab00tyTM: k enough 0 dat ;)

:P btw. u familiar w/ wireless networks/routers and such?

[01:54] sisjennzy: aw, not with setting stuff up, naw, the theory behind some of

it, sorta :)

[01:55] shab00tyTM: i mean the hardware

[01:55] sisjennzy: nopes

[01:55] sisjennzy: not at all

that even says only 54mbps and thats the expensive apple one

[12:00] skeLL: well ‘standard’ is 54mbps

[12:00] skeLL: which is fine

[12:00] skeLL: thats what i use

[12:00] skeLL: the super stuff is kinda unnecessary

[12:01] skeLL: unless you wanna move like 2 gig files across your network

wirelessly

[12:01] shab00tyTM: na i dont =p

[12:01] skeLL: which isnt wise anyways

[12:01] shab00tyTM: i just wanna be able to stream porn in my bathroom j/k

[12:01] skeLL: yeah, so i’d go cheaper and get anything that supports normal

802.11g (54mbit)

[12:01] skeLL: haha

[12:01] skeLL: dude

[12:01] skeLL: you can stream svcd pr0n at 2.5mbit

[12:01] skeLL: :P

[12:02] shab00tyTM: $$

[12:02] shab00tyTM: iP00ns

[12:02] skeLL: hahaha

[12:02] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:02] skeLL: that’d be so l33t

[12:02] skeLL: ipoons.com

[12:02] skeLL: pr0n for your ipod

[12:03] skeLL: dude

[12:03] skeLL: i gotta ask about your aim icon

[12:03] skeLL: that looks like alizee

[12:03] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:03] skeLL: i dont know if u know who she is

[12:03] shab00tyTM: from that movie

[12:03] skeLL: do u?

[12:03] shab00tyTM: the ice cube one/

[12:03] shab00tyTM: playas club

[12:03] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:03] skeLL: haha

[12:03] skeLL: no

[12:03] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:03] shab00tyTM: o

[12:03] skeLL: she’s a french pop star

[12:03] shab00tyTM: na i dont

[12:03] shab00tyTM: heh yea it prolly is her

[12:03] skeLL: haha

[12:03] skeLL: 1 sec

[12:03] skeLL: lemme show u

[12:03] skeLL: we’ll see if it matches up

[12:04] skeLL:

http://aldo061.free.fr/alize

e%20hot/alizee%20hot.jpg

[12:04] skeLL: =P

[12:04] skeLL: i think we have a match!

[12:04] skeLL: she’s only like 16 years old ;P

[12:05] shab00tyTM: oh yea i seen pix of her b4

[12:05] shab00tyTM: wow she’s 16!?

[12:05] skeLL: yeah

[12:05] shab00tyTM: wtf

[12:05] skeLL: at least in those pics

[12:05] shab00tyTM: my wife is soo young :)

[12:05] skeLL: *dr00lz*

[12:05] skeLL: haha

[12:05] shab00tyTM: sigh :)

[12:05] shab00tyTM: too cute

[12:05] skeLL: she’s prolly 17 or 18 now

[12:05] shab00tyTM: tru

[12:05] skeLL: but still

me and phil wuz on it like we usually do

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[03:17] shahab-: lol

[03:21] shahab-: damn

[12:26] Fatal Image: yeah

absolutely amazing

[12:26] shahab-: what happened

[12:27] Fatal Image: just got clocked with one punch

[06:53]  lizzie82076: ahahahaha i luuuve it

[06:53] *** Auto-response sent to  lizzie82076: Study Tip #102: Copy your notes

on to toilet paper, then when you’re in the bathroom taking a dump, you can

refer to them, then when you’re in the bathroom wiping your ass, your buttcrack

can also refer to them, …worked for me! try it -PATENT PENDING-

[06:53]  lizzie82076: i luv it like i luv ur cock

[06:53]  lizzie82076: :-P

[06:53]  lizzie82076: jk

[06:54] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:54] shab00tyTM: stop distracting me ;)

[06:54]  lizzie82076: ;-) never

[06:54]  lizzie82076: hehe

[11:07] shab00tyTM: hey val

[11:07] baybepnay: watcha up to?

[11:07] shab00tyTM: OCDing until i can get my work started =)

[11:08] baybepnay: uuh.. what’s OCD mean?

[11:08] shab00tyTM: obsesive compulsive disorder

[11:08] shab00tyTM: order

[11:09] baybepnay: ooh duh.. hehe

[11:09] baybepnay: aitey.. i’ll stop botherin you and let ya get your work done

[11:09] baybepnay: good luck wit the rest of your finals

[11:10] shab00tyTM: thanks ma

[11:10] shab00tyTM: its almost a wrap

[11:10] shab00tyTM: after tomorrow =p

[11:10] baybepnay: hehe.. i’m done donce already .. at my own house.. and own

bed

[11:11] shab00tyTM: tru

[11:11] shab00tyTM: own vibrator too eh

[11:12] baybepnay: gO finisH your work dork

[11:12] baybepnay: :-*

[10:40] shab00tyTM: say wah

[10:41] mookeamooz: i mean, no again

[10:41] mookeamooz: u saw erica’s boob before

[10:41] shab00tyTM: i forget

[10:42] mookeamooz: haha, really?

[10:42] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:47] mookeamooz: think harder

[10:47] shab00tyTM: i dunno

[10:47] shab00tyTM: i really dunno ;)

[10:47] mookeamooz: lol….

[10:47] mookeamooz: u dont’ remember

[10:48] shab00tyTM: na

[10:48] mookeamooz: u saw Jess’s boob?

[10:48] shab00tyTM: yea

[10:49] mookeamooz: are they nic e

[10:49] mookeamooz: ?

[10:52] mookeamooz: are they nice?

[10:52] shab00tyTM: yea but her ass needs work

[10:53] mookeamooz: lol ok!!!! Don’t u know me and her are lesbian?

[10:53] mookeamooz: lesbian lover

[10:54] shab00tyTM: tru

[10:54] shab00tyTM: but she has a nasty body

[10:54] mookeamooz: um…don’t say that

[10:54] mookeamooz: isn’t that hot that we’re lesbian lover, doesn’t that turn

you on

[10:54] shab00tyTM: na

[10:54] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:54] mookeamooz: why not

[10:55] shab00tyTM: cause im not attracted to her

[10:57] mookeamooz: why not?

[10:57] shab00tyTM: she’s fat

later on i might charge for manage’

[09:47] shab00tyTM: tru dat

[09:47] shab00tyTM: =PPP

[09:47] shab00tyTM: yo mad im in da mood to get a muddslide at applebees but

them shits is like 7 bux

[09:49] baybepnay: how tall are you?

[09:49] baybepnay: 6′ foot…??

[09:50] shab00tyTM: 6’1-6’2”

[09:50] baybepnay: A study of university graduates by the Wall Street Journal

revealed that well proportioned wage earners who were six-foot-two or taller

earned 12 percent more than men under six feet.. for some reason Ronald Burke, a

York University psychologist and industrial consultant, explained that tall men

are assumed to be dynamic, decisive, and powerful. In other words.. born

leaders.

[09:50] shab00tyTM: No SHIT ME AND STERN ARE FUCING TALL

[09:51] baybepnay: LOL

[09:51] baybepnay: well if you 6’1.. than maybe not..

[09:51] baybepnay: but if you 6’2.. whoo-hoo.. natural born leader

[09:51] shab00tyTM: yea im 6’2”

[09:51] baybepnay: hahah

[09:51] baybepnay: dork

[09:51] shab00tyTM: i was 6’1” like 5 years ago

[09:51] shab00tyTM: im sure i grew an inch

[09:51] shab00tyTM: esp

[09:51] shab00tyTM: w/ my hair

[09:51] shab00tyTM: grown out

[09:52] baybepnay: uh huh .. lol sure

[09:52] shab00tyTM: $$

[09:52] shab00tyTM: dont hate

[09:52] baybepnay: haha

[09:52] shab00tyTM: heh

[09:52] baybepnay: i’m not.. just felt like sharing the info i’m learning lol

[09:52] baybepnay: :-P

[09:53] shab00tyTM: k

[09:53] baybepnay: heheh.. but yea.. sorry to be all left field and shit.. ..

go ahead and get your mudslide..

[09:54] shab00tyTM: $$

[09:54] baybepnay: ooh wait.. is says.. "IF you’re a good-looking male over six

feet tall, don’t worry about succeeding at your career"..

[09:54] shab00tyTM: what ya mean

[09:55] baybepnay: hehe.. i’m j/k.. you seem to meet all the criteria’s of a

born leader…

[09:55] baybepnay: good lookin at 6’2..

[09:55] shab00tyTM: im the dynasty leader

[09:55] shab00tyTM: of course

[09:55] baybepnay: shit.. whatev

[09:55] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:55] baybepnay: hehe..

[09:55] baybepnay: sike

[09:56] shab00tyTM: ur sw337

[09:56] baybepnay: sweet?

[09:56] shab00tyTM: no you are the elite way to spell sweet

[09:57] shab00tyTM: 5\/\/337

[09:57] baybepnay: ooh ok lol..

[09:57] shab00tyTM: 5′//337

[09:57] shab00tyTM: $

[10:30] shab00tyTM: :P imma bout to go freestyle now or somethin

[10:30] baybepnay: lol..

[10:30] baybepnay: i c you already got started with you away mess

[10:30] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$

[10:39] shab00tyTM: lol at

[10:39] shab00tyTM: this

[10:39] shab00tyTM: [10:36] sugaxsweetzzz: your 100% perfection

[10:38] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:39] baybepnay: ?

[10:40] shab00tyTM: she said it not me

[10:40] shab00tyTM: i just report the facts

[10:40] shab00tyTM: she said looks wize

[10:40] baybepnay: oh.. she just sed you’re a 100 perfection outta no where

[10:41] shab00tyTM: yea

[10:41] shab00tyTM: she sweats me

[10:41] baybepnay: gotcha

[10:49] baybepnay: omg… he’s hear

[10:49] baybepnay: *here

[10:49] baybepnay: i’mma cry

[10:53] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:53] shab00tyTM: sux 4 u

[10:53] baybepnay: :’(

[10:59] shab00tyTM: lilian is a p0nk roomate

[11:01] baybepnay: i concur

[11:01] baybepnay: :-D

[11:01] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:02] baybepnay: shit.. i was all fine by myself.. tv off.. studying..

reading my books… and now what…

[11:02] baybepnay: tv on.. boy on the other side.. Lil in the shower.. washin

her ass for him….

[11:07] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:07] shab00tyTM: Ew

[11:07] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:41] shab00tyTM: they fuckin yet

[11:41] baybepnay: LOL..

[11:41] baybepnay: uumm.. i don’t think they would start with me wide awake

like this..

[11:42] shab00tyTM: tru

[11:42] shab00tyTM: theyd much rather

[11:42] shab00tyTM: wake u up fucking

[11:42] baybepnay: :(

[11:42] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:42] shab00tyTM: poor violated lil val

[11:42] baybepnay: lol

[11:42] shab00tyTM: =p

[11:42] baybepnay: i need a damn bf

[10:53] phillythastunna: Onedah420: do you have acar?<HR>Auto response from

Onedah420: Would you like a soooooooda?<HR>

Onedah420: like can paige get a ride @ the end of the show?

[10:53] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:54] phillythastunna: u think roland could get her?

[10:54] phillythastunna: this was my response

[10:54] shab00tyTM: i dont even know if rolands comin back though

[10:54] phillythastunna: Philly tha Stunna: o she can def get a ride;-)=-O

Philly tha Stunna: LOL

Philly tha Stunna: LMFAO

Philly tha Stunna: ummm imma c if one of my boyz can come to the studio and then

hit her wit a ride

Philly tha Stunna: hold on one sec

[10:54] phillythastunna: o tru tru

[10:54] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:54] phillythastunna: hit him up

[10:54] shab00tyTM: hehehhe

[10:54] phillythastunna: nvm she got one

[10:54] shab00tyTM: o

[10:55] shab00tyTM: thats funny though still u wuz like oh she can ride this

dick

[10:55] phillythastunna: LMFAO

[10:55] phillythastunna: yea:-P

[10:55] phillythastunna: nick aint respond

[10:56] shab00tyTM: laugh

[10:56] shab00tyTM: tru

[10:56] shab00tyTM: he bitter prolly j/k

[07:12] zeldiz: steve

[07:13] zeldiz: has a gf

[07:13] shab00tyTM: yeah

[07:13] zeldiz: he has a fuck buddy

[07:13] shab00tyTM: werd

[07:13] zeldiz: a girl thats like obssessd with him,

[07:13] zeldiz: figures

[07:13] shab00tyTM: LOL

[07:13] zeldiz: no one that perfect can be single

[07:13] shab00tyTM: ur a dime a dozen hunm

[07:13] shab00tyTM: LOL

[07:13] shab00tyTM: ur shallow :) but ur are making sense

[07:14] shab00tyTM: so howd u find all this out

[07:14] zeldiz: im shallow?

[07:15] zeldiz: his brother, who has a crush on me, told me there was this girl

[07:15] shab00tyTM: no one that perfect is a pretty shallow phrase LOL because

it generally just refers to looks ;)

[07:15] shab00tyTM: so get w/ the brother

[07:16] zeldiz: i wasnt talking about looks

[07:16] zeldiz: his personality

[07:16] zeldiz: we have soo much in common

[07:16] zeldiz: its scary almost

[07:17] shab00tyTM: well ur not good enough for him

[07:17] shab00tyTM: too bad

[07:19] zeldiz: thanks

[07:20] shab00tyTM: let’s keep it real hu

[07:20] *** Auto-response from zeldiz: blah

[07:20] shab00tyTM: hn

[07:20] shab00tyTM: hun

[08:48] shab00tyTM: sorry if i wuz rude earlier =p

[08:49] zeldiz: yeah

[08:50] shab00tyTM: it’s not like im sayin IM too good for u.. now THAT would be

TRUELY devastating :)

[08:53] zeldiz: yep

[08:53] zeldiz: you just dont say that shit to a girl that already feels like

shit

[08:53] zeldiz: like i already know this, you dont have to rub it in

[08:53] zeldiz: why do u think i feel like shit

[08:54] shab00tyTM: k my bad sorry i i guess i was just rubbin it in cause im in

ur shoes w/ a lotta girls or whatever so i kinda lackd remorsse lol

[08:55] zeldiz: that’s not a good excuse to make someone else feel likeshit

[08:55] zeldiz: i didn’t do anything to you

[08:56] shab00tyTM: well u seem like a girl w/ tough skin didnt realize it was a

facade

[08:56] zeldiz: i’m already sensitive

[08:57] zeldiz: fuck it

[08:57] *** "zeldiz" signed off at Sat May 15 20:57:05 2004.

[08:58] *** Error while sending IM: Request denied

[08:59] zeldiz: i blocked you because you kept going

[08:59] zeldiz: instead of just dropping it

[08:59] zeldiz: and then called me fake

[09:00] shab00tyTM: i said ur hard skin exterior was fake

[06:41]  lizzie82076: look at my profile

[06:41] shab00tyTM: ok

[06:42]  lizzie82076: kelsey is my gff

[06:42]  lizzie82076: jk

[06:42]  lizzie82076: actually she is

[06:43]  lizzie82076: :-D

[06:43] shab00tyTM: tru

[06:43] shab00tyTM: cant blame ya

[06:43]  lizzie82076: wut do u mean

[06:44] shab00tyTM: id be her gf too

[06:44]  lizzie82076: haha WUT ABOUT ME SHAWN

[06:44]  lizzie82076: lol

[06:45] shab00tyTM: =p

[06:45] shab00tyTM: fo shizzle

[06:45]  lizzie82076: haha yearite

[06:45]  lizzie82076:  lizzie82076: i luv cock too much

[06:45]  lizzie82076: when kels asked me if i could settle for just grls^

[06:45]  lizzie82076: :P

[06:46] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:46] shab00tyTM: u rock

[06:14] sugaxsweetzzz: haha

[06:22] shab00tyTM: =)

[06:23] sugaxsweetzzz: that pictures kinda crazy

[06:23] sugaxsweetzzz: is it really up through his nose from his mouth?:-\

[06:23] shab00tyTM: ya

[06:23] sugaxsweetzzz: omg..

[06:23] sugaxsweetzzz: OUCH

[06:34] sugaxsweetzzz: can i ask why ur doing ur blog?

[06:34] sugaxsweetzzz: just wondering

[06:35] shab00tyTM: it’s fun becausse i say so much funny shit i want to have it

logged =)

[06:35] sugaxsweetzzz: ohh okay

[06:37] sugaxsweetzzz: mentally out to lunch? its 630 hun

[06:37] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:41] shab00tyTM: see this might be also a reason

[06:41] shab00tyTM: Hooray for Bloggywood

Congratulations are in order for one of our users. Film deal for ‘Baghdad

blogger’: "The Baghdad Blog, a book based on an online diary written by an Iraqi

man about life during the conflict there, is to be made into a film." First a

book, then a movie and it all started at Blogger. Nice!

– Biz [5/12/2004 12:16:00 PM]

[06:41] shab00tyTM: they makin movies out of blogs

[06:41] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:41] sugaxsweetzzz: haha

[06:41] sugaxsweetzzz: i wanna see that guys head gettin chopped off

[06:42] sugaxsweetzzz: by an iraquan soldier or something

[06:42] shab00tyTM: lol at iraquan

[06:42] shab00tyTM: my roomate saw it

[06:42] sugaxsweetzzz: get the link

[06:42] shab00tyTM: its nasty i hear

[06:43] sugaxsweetzzz: yea

[06:43] shab00tyTM: i dont got it

[06:21] shab00tyTM: oh so u and liz arent synced up then

[06:21] sugaxsweetzzz: huh

[06:21] sugaxsweetzzz: shes on hers im not

[06:21] shab00tyTM: cause she’s on hers

[06:22] shab00tyTM: lol

[06:22] shab00tyTM: i kno

[06:22] shab00tyTM: u arent synced up

[06:22] sugaxsweetzzz: i dunno what that word means8-)

[06:22] shab00tyTM: wow

[06:22] sugaxsweetzzz: SHUT UP

[06:22] shab00tyTM: www.dictionary.com

[06:22] sugaxsweetzzz: no

[06:22] sugaxsweetzzz: suck my dick

[06:22] shab00tyTM: u dont know what

[06:22] shab00tyTM: in sync means?

[06:22] sugaxsweetzzz: suck it

[06:22] shab00tyTM: kells!

[06:23] shab00tyTM: u mad?

[06:24] sugaxsweetzzz: naaaah

[06:24] sugaxsweetzzz: just tell me wht it means

[06:24] shab00tyTM: means ‘occuring together’ in unison

[06:24] sugaxsweetzzz: i see

[06:24] sugaxsweetzzz: no were not syned up

[06:24] sugaxsweetzzz: synced*

[06:25] shab00tyTM: ok

[09:48] sugaxsweetzzz: omg..those are one thing i absolutely hate there

[09:48] sugaxsweetzzz: muddslides…grose

[09:48] sugaxsweetzzz: !!

[09:48] sugaxsweetzzz: save ur $$

[09:48] sugaxsweetzzz: and come over n ill make u one for free

[09:50] sugaxsweetzzz: orrr not

[09:50] shab00tyTM: o werd

[09:50] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:50] shab00tyTM: but urs has rum?

[09:50] sugaxsweetzzz: im serious

[09:50] shab00tyTM: heh

[09:50] sugaxsweetzzz: i have rum

[09:51] shab00tyTM: tite

[09:51] shab00tyTM: id get one from ya

[09:51] sugaxsweetzzz: id

[09:51] shab00tyTM: heh

[09:51] sugaxsweetzzz: not cool

[09:53] shab00tyTM: $

[09:53] shab00tyTM: wah isnt

[09:53] shab00tyTM: id=i would

[09:53] sugaxsweetzzz: yeah

[09:53] sugaxsweetzzz: meaning you wont

[09:53] shab00tyTM: what u mean

[09:54] sugaxsweetzzz: i dont hear an ‘i will’

[09:55] sugaxsweetzzz: nevermind

[09:56] shab00tyTM: oh

[09:56] shab00tyTM: I WILL

[09:56] shab00tyTM: sorry

[09:56] shab00tyTM: =p

[09:56] sugaxsweetzzz: promise?

[09:56] shab00tyTM: promise

[09:56] shab00tyTM: if ur mom’s ok w/ it

[09:57] sugaxsweetzzz: yah she will fall in love with you:-P

[09:57] sugaxsweetzzz: tall dark n handsome..thats her ideal man

[09:58] sugaxsweetzzz: didnt mean to scare you or anything

[09:58] sugaxsweetzzz: my moms coolo

[09:58] sugaxsweetzzz: cool*

[09:59] sugaxsweetzzz: shes married to my dad she wont hit on u or anything hahah

[10:36] sugaxsweetzzz: your 100% perfection

[10:38] shab00tyTM: LOL

[10:39] sugaxsweetzzz: look wise

[10:39] sugaxsweetzzz: :-P

[10:40] shab00tyTM: oh not penis wize?

[10:40] sugaxsweetzzz: well that2

[10:40] shab00tyTM: =p

[10:43] shab00tyTM: u 2 99% -1% for wearin clohes

[10:43] sugaxsweetzzz: whaa

[10:43] shab00tyTM: u r 99%

[10:43] shab00tyTM: perfect

[10:44] shab00tyTM: -1 for clohes

[10:44] shab00tyTM: clothes

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: what?

[10:44] shab00tyTM: ?

[10:44] shab00tyTM: -1%\

[10:44] shab00tyTM: for wearin

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: oh i see

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: haha

[10:44] shab00tyTM: clothes

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: aw ur funny shawn

[10:44] shab00tyTM: =p u mean shahab

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: imma call u both

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: anand shawny pants

[10:44] shab00tyTM: say wah

[10:44] shab00tyTM: tru

[10:44] sugaxsweetzzz: and shabootyyy

[10:45] shab00tyTM: =

[10:45] shab00tyTM: =p

[10:45] sugaxsweetzzz: andd

[10:45] sugaxsweetzzz: shasexy

[10:45] shab00tyTM: whut bout shawnypoo

[10:45] sugaxsweetzzz: ehh

[10:45] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:45] shab00tyTM: or

[10:45] shab00tyTM: shabooboo

[10:46] sugaxsweetzzz: lmao

[10:46] sugaxsweetzzz: yea

[10:46] sugaxsweetzzz: thats cute

[10:46] shab00tyTM: thx that was my old nick name aside from shabooty]

[10:48] sugaxsweetzzz: did ppl use to say to you ‘aww poor boo boo’

[10:48] shab00tyTM: heh na why i gotta be poor =p

[10:48] sugaxsweetzzz: i didnt mean it like that hun

[10:53] shab00tyTM: i know i was playin

[10:54] sugaxsweetzzz: k

[10:57] sugaxsweetzzz: ur such a beautiful creature

[10:58] shab00tyTM: no i aint and even if i was i wanna be known for my brain

and personality and humor then anythin physical (other then my dick

[10:58] *** Auto-response from sugaxsweetzzz: bRb

[10:58] shab00tyTM: )

[11:15] sugaxsweetzzz: well i know ur smart n stuff

[11:15] sugaxsweetzzz: and your funnyy

[11:15] sugaxsweetzzz: you have to be funny + have a good personality to be on

the radio

[11:15] sugaxsweetzzz: you put a smile on my face shawn so thats a plus :-P

[11:16] sugaxsweetzzz: and reading that paper of yours i knowww you gotta

brain;-)

[11:17] sugaxsweetzzz: kisses*

[11:26] shab00tyTM: aw ur too sweet

[11:26] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:26] shab00tyTM: =) u rock

[11:27] shab00tyTM: u tryin to wife me up eh =)

[11:36] sugaxsweetzzz: haaa i wish

[11:36] sugaxsweetzzz: night shabooboo

[11:36] sugaxsweetzzz: <3

[03:24] *** Auto-response sent to Whoatoosweet4u: liq store then bar(s)

[03:30] shab00tyTM: who dis

[03:30] Whoatoosweet4u: chrissy

[03:30] Whoatoosweet4u: lol

[03:30] shab00tyTM: 0h werd LOL

[03:30] shab00tyTM: i thought it was a new shorty hollaring i got excited

[03:30] Whoatoosweet4u: lol

[03:30] Whoatoosweet4u: sry

[03:30] shab00tyTM: lol

[05:51] grslsterll: haha

[05:56] xlizzie4x33: haha yeah my suitemate did something like that

[05:56] shab00tyTM: =p

[05:56] shab00tyTM: no doubt..or like eat it b4 u pay

[05:51]  lizzie82076: yea

[05:51] shab00tyTM: thxx

[05:51]  lizzie82076: suuure you do

[05:51] shab00tyTM: =p

[05:51] shab00tyTM: i do too

[05:51]  lizzie82076: umm

[05:51]  lizzie82076: from what i hear, u dont

[05:52] shab00tyTM: uhh

[05:52] shab00tyTM: what u hear?

[05:52]  lizzie82076: yeah

[05:52] shab00tyTM: ?

[05:52]  lizzie82076: :-P

[05:52] shab00tyTM: u serious?

[05:52]  lizzie82076: uh huh

[05:53] shab00tyTM: kels said i got a small dick?

[05:53]  lizzie82076: lol

[05:54]  lizzie82076: jk

[05:54] shab00tyTM: i will fight for my penis size being described in the

correct light

[05:54]  lizzie82076: hahhahahaha

[05:55] shab00tyTM: =p

[05:57]  lizzie82076: im suure its huge

[05:57] shab00tyTM: kels seen it

[05:57]  lizzie82076: and im suuure she thinks so

[05:57] shab00tyTM: i kno

[05:57]  lizzie82076: :-P

[05:57] shab00tyTM: heh

[05:58] shab00tyTM: ud think the same

[05:58]  lizzie82076: ah huh

[05:58]  lizzie82076: sure

[05:58] shab00tyTM: ur petite lil ass shouldnt be so mouthy

[05:58]  lizzie82076: haha i like my petite lil ass

[05:58] shab00tyTM: me2

[05:58]  lizzie82076: :-D

[05:58] shab00tyTM: i wanna spank it

[05:58]  lizzie82076: go ahead SPANK ME SHAWN!

[05:59]  lizzie82076: im a baad gurl

[05:59] shab00tyTM: i want ur ass beet red

[05:59]  lizzie82076: oh baby

[05:59]  lizzie82076: u know thats how i like it

[06:00] shab00tyTM: i kno ;0 ur naughty

[06:00]  lizzie82076: yes yes i am

[06:00] shab00tyTM: u should use ur toy more

[06:01]  lizzie82076: im using it RIGHT NOW

[06:01]  lizzie82076: for YOU

[06:01]  lizzie82076: :P

[06:01] shab00tyTM: lier

[06:01]  lizzie82076: j/p

[06:01]  lizzie82076: id rather have the real thing then some toy

[06:01] shab00tyTM: id rather have your real booty then some plastic duplicate

[06:01] shab00tyTM: e

[06:02]  lizzie82076: haha

[06:02]  lizzie82076: u can have me anytime u want shawn

[06:02]  lizzie82076: ill get u soooo tired out

[06:02]  lizzie82076: :-P

[06:03]  lizzie82076: haha

[06:03] shab00tyTM: no questions asked eh? ill be in and out in 5 min

[06:03]  lizzie82076: oh ill make u go longer than that

[06:03]  lizzie82076: u wont be able to walk for a week

[06:03]  lizzie82076: O:-)

[06:03] shab00tyTM: but if you’re real good ill get off faster

[06:03]  lizzie82076: oh ull come every ten minutes

[06:03] shab00tyTM: heh

[06:04] shab00tyTM: that u will

[06:04]  lizzie82076: i said YOU

[06:04] shab00tyTM: i meant that u will… make me

[06:04]  lizzie82076: damn straight

[06:04]  lizzie82076: ull be beggin for more

[06:05] shab00tyTM: u tryina turn a brother on?

[06:05]  lizzie82076: oh baby.. ill suck u for an hour straight

[06:06] shab00tyTM: u must be wet

[06:06]  lizzie82076: nah.. it takes a lot to get me wet

[06:06] shab00tyTM: dare ya to rub ur punnany

[06:06]  lizzie82076: anything for u shawn

[06:07] shab00tyTM: wut u wearing

[06:07]  lizzie82076: im wearing little shorts and a tight tshirt

[06:07] shab00tyTM: take a pic :P

[06:07]  lizzie82076: fine

[06:08] shab00tyTM: u should show me ur draws =p

[06:15]  lizzie82076: no

[06:15]  lizzie82076: cuz im on my period

[06:16] shab00tyTM: o

[06:16] shab00tyTM: tuck the string in lol

[06:16]  lizzie82076: haha

[07:25]  lizzie82076: yea.. i kno u wanna see my hott body

[07:25]  lizzie82076: :-P

[07:26] shab00tyTM: I KNOW!

[07:26]  lizzie82076: ;-)

[07:27]  lizzie82076: man ur hot

[07:28]  lizzie82076: :-D

[07:28] shab00tyTM: i am? :)

[07:28] shab00tyTM: *plays dumb*

[07:28]  lizzie82076: shut up u kno

[07:28]  lizzie82076: jus stfu

[07:28]  lizzie82076: lol

[07:30]  lizzie82076: i really want tht webcam

[07:30]  lizzie82076: cuz im sooo bored right now

[07:30] shab00tyTM: tru

[09:47]  lizzie82076: damn

[09:48]  lizzie82076: i need a really stiff drink right now

[09:48] shab00tyTM: yea them shits aint stiff [mudd slides]

[09:48] shab00tyTM: they like a dessert

[09:48]  lizzie82076: yea i kno i had it b4

[09:48] shab00tyTM: tru

[09:49]  lizzie82076: i need a vodka

[09:49]  lizzie82076: with something good mixed in

[09:50] shab00tyTM: tru

[09:50] shab00tyTM: mixed w/ my penis

[09:50]  lizzie82076: haha

[09:50]  lizzie82076: helz yea

[09:50]  lizzie82076: :P

[09:50]  lizzie82076: that would sure as hell be stiff

[09:50]  lizzie82076: :-P

[09:51] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[09:51] shab00tyTM: AHAHAHAH

[09:51] shab00tyTM: U MAD FUNNY THAT GOTTA GO IN MY BLOG

[09:51]  lizzie82076: haha

[09:51]  lizzie82076: dork

[09:51]  lizzie82076: jk

[09:51] shab00tyTM: =p

[09:51]  lizzie82076: helz yea u gotta put tht shit in ther

[09:53] shab00tyTM: hehe

[09:53] shab00tyTM: i will

[09:53]  lizzie82076: :-D

[12:48] shab00tyTM: how u doin

[12:48] shab00tyTM: how wuz ur last night

[12:49] zeldiz: i went to see troy with my friend brad

[12:49] zeldiz: and thats it

[12:50] zeldiz: i looked all good for NOTHING

[12:50] shab00tyTM: what u mean?

[12:52] zeldiz: we went to see the movie

[12:52] zeldiz: then he dropped me off here

[12:52] zeldiz: and went home

[12:52] shab00tyTM: why didnt he fuck :)

[12:54] zeldiz: we used to be fu ck buddies

[12:54] zeldiz: i haven’t seen him in like 3 months

[12:54] zeldiz: man he looked so hot

[12:54] shab00tyTM: lol then if he already hit that be4 he prolly just wasnt

sised =p

[12:54] shab00tyTM: no excitement in old puss

[12:57] zeldiz: oh no

[12:57] zeldiz: it was there

[12:57] zeldiz: i just didn’t invite him after the movie

[12:58] shab00tyTM: oh y not

[12:59] zeldiz: because

[01:00] shab00tyTM: do tell

[01:00] shab00tyTM: i wanna know all of ur secrets

[01:00] zeldiz: is your refrigerator running?

[01:01] zeldiz: cuz if it is, it’s probably running like you, very homosexually

[01:01] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:01] shab00tyTM: stop w/ the shtick :P

[01:01] shab00tyTM: no the reason i ask is cause if i was to take you out to a

movie this summer i dont make the same wrong move that he made that didnt get

him an invite ove

[01:02] zeldiz: i’m not gonna fuck you the first night i m eet you

[01:02] zeldiz: know that much about me

[01:03] shab00tyTM: hehe the hell you wont :) jk

[01:03] shab00tyTM: i know wtf ;)

[01:03] zeldiz: i have a lot of respect for myself

[01:03] zeldiz: i have….morals

[01:04] shab00tyTM: i know i aint a man whore either sorry im just horny this

morning :)

[01:05] shab00tyTM: no but so why didnt u fuck brad then it wasnt ur first date

:P

[01:06] zeldiz: you’re always horny

[01:06] zeldiz: i dunno

[01:06] zeldiz: to be honest with you, i dunno

[01:06] zeldiz: i even cleaned the apartment

[01:07] shab00tyTM: it musta been shab00ty in the back of your mind that made ya

feel like ya shouldnt of have eh

[01:08] zeldiz: haha right

[01:11] zeldiz: my ex came over last night after brad left

[01:11] shab00tyTM: oh?

[01:11] zeldiz: and i was "you’re on my friends ladder’

[01:12] shab00tyTM: i got a 7, then i have a 6, and the rest are 5′s :)

[01:12] zeldiz: i just dont like him like that at all

[01:12] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:12] zeldiz: steve is definitely a 7 in my ladder

[01:12] shab00tyTM: whos steve

[01:12] zeldiz: i would do anything for a piece of ass from him

[01:12] zeldiz: this guy

[01:12] zeldiz: i’ve had classes with him since forever

[01:12] zeldiz: and i always thought he was hot

[01:12] zeldiz: but i never talked to him

[01:12] zeldiz: then i met him at a party

[01:13] zeldiz: and we hung out once

[01:13] zeldiz: and now we just talk on on AIM mostly

[01:13] shab00tyTM: heh werd

[01:13] shab00tyTM: he prolly already got all the puss he could need

[01:15] shab00tyTM: if i was him id at least get dome from ya

[01:16] zeldiz: from me>

[01:16] zeldiz: no man, we didn’t do anything

[01:16] shab00tyTM: no im saying

[01:16] zeldiz: this is the guy i keep talking about

[01:16] shab00tyTM: i would just in general like in the future

[01:16] zeldiz: how everyone says he’s not talkative

[01:16] zeldiz: but he is with me

[01:16] zeldiz: and i can’t fucking figure him out

[01:16] zeldiz: i love it

[01:16] shab00tyTM: he’s playin that game to get ya crazy =)

[01:17] shab00tyTM: and that good cauze a crazy bitch usually got a wet pussy

[01:20] zeldiz: i know

[01:20] zeldiz: but i’m getting bored

[01:20] shab00tyTM: aww

[01:20] shab00tyTM: wait a week ill entertain ya =)

[01:21] zeldiz: nah

[01:21] zeldiz: i dont want any trouble

[01:21] zeldiz: and you’re trouble :)

[01:22] shab00tyTM: lol how am i trouble (thought i think thats not a bad thing)

j/k

[01:22] shab00tyTM: though*

[01:26] zeldiz: what is it the opposite of bloom?

[01:26] shab00tyTM: writhe’

[01:26] zeldiz: thats not a word

[01:27] shab00tyTM: yes it is

[01:27] zeldiz: wither

[01:27] shab00tyTM: yea

[01:27] shab00tyTM: thats what i mean

[01:27] zeldiz: haha

[01:27] shab00tyTM: lol i was testing u

[01:22] shab00tyTM: sup

[01:22]  lizzie82076: hi

[01:22]  lizzie82076: im bored

[01:22] shab00tyTM: aw

[01:22] shab00tyTM: me2

[01:22] shab00tyTM: get nakekd

[01:22]  lizzie82076: haha i already am

[01:34] shab00tyTM: [01:22]  lizzie82076: jk

[01:23] shab00tyTM: heh

[01:23] shab00tyTM: take me some naakkkiddd pix

[01:23]  lizzie82076: ahahahahaha no

[01:23] shab00tyTM: aw

[01:23] shab00tyTM: i wanna see ur lil boot

[01:23] shab00tyTM: y

[01:23]  lizzie82076: uh huh

[01:24]  lizzie82076: lol

[01:26] shab00tyTM: ehe

[01:26] shab00tyTM: why dont u show

[01:26]  lizzie82076: because

[01:26]  lizzie82076: i aint like that

[01:26] shab00tyTM: k

[01:28] shab00tyTM: u use ur toy latley?

[01:28]  lizzie82076: no

[01:28] shab00tyTM: y

[01:35] sugaxsweetzzz: hahah

[01:35] shab00tyTM: heh

[01:35] shab00tyTM: whats up wit dat =p

[01:35] sugaxsweetzzz: i dunno :-\

[01:35] shab00tyTM: i guess i just gotta hit on u then

[01:36] sugaxsweetzzz: haa okay

[01:36] sugaxsweetzzz: whens that gonna happen

[01:37] shab00tyTM: when ur pussy’s wet

[01:37] sugaxsweetzzz: oh

[01:38] shab00tyTM: wut u wearing

[01:38] sugaxsweetzzz: um shorts and a shirt

[01:39] shab00tyTM: take me a pic

[01:39] sugaxsweetzzz: take me a pic

[02:06] JuLiEChAsEz2322: uhh…whats ur sn?

[02:06] shab00tyTM: shahab

[02:07] JuLiEChAsEz2322: oh yea

[02:07] JuLiEChAsEz2322: i went

[02:07] shab00tyTM: u went u came now u shall conquour

[02:12] shab00tyTM: or not

[02:12] shab00tyTM: so u single?

[02:13] JuLiEChAsEz2322: huh? or not what?

[02:13] shab00tyTM: or not conqour :)

[02:14] JuLiEChAsEz2322: i dont get it:-/

[02:15] shab00tyTM: conqour like to holla at some1

[02:15] JuLiEChAsEz2322: oOoOoOo

[02:15] JuLiEChAsEz2322: haha…i get it

[02:15] JuLiEChAsEz2322: lol

[02:21] shab00tyTM: so ur dating?

[02:22] JuLiEChAsEz2322: yeeeeaa

[02:22] JuLiEChAsEz2322: u?

[02:22] shab00tyTM: awww .. na im just friends with benefitting LO

[02:22] JuLiEChAsEz2322: lol

[06:46] shab00tyTM: heh im elite..i went to the diner, put the chicken tenders

under my slices of pizza and failed to report it at the register =0

[06:46] sisjennzy: haha

[06:47] sisjennzy: cheating the system

[06:47] shab00tyTM: i hope u dont think im a bastard cause of it :)

[06:50] shab00tyTM: u skydive, i cheat the schoo :(

WHAT HAVE I BECOME !

[06:50] sisjennzy: haha

[06:50] sisjennzy: its a talent

[06:52] shab00tyTM: Fun on the Bus

The kid smiles and says, ”I would be the bus driver!”

[06:52] shab00tyTM: it iz :)

[06:56] sisjennzy: haha

[07:19] sisjennzy: naw i have one, but when my comp went on the fritz a lotta the

programs i recovered dun work and need to be reinstalled

[07:19] sisjennzy: i might just reformat again once i burn all my stuff to disk

[07:19] shab00tyTM: tru

[07:19] shab00tyTM: u know when u should reformatt?

[07:20] shab00tyTM: when xp servicepack2 final version comes out

[07:21] sisjennzy: yeah or after my comp gets fixed

[07:21] shab00tyTM: u figure out what the f is up w/ it?

[07:21] sisjennzy: nope, though he called me and said he may have put the coolant

on a chip wrong

[07:22] sisjennzy: so it might be overheating since i leave it on

[07:22] shab00tyTM: man see ur dood hustled u :(

[07:22] sisjennzy: but that was for issues i was havin before

[07:22] sisjennzy: not the ones now

[07:22] sisjennzy: naw he said hed re that

[07:22] shab00tyTM: coolant isnt a thing u can just put on wrong LOL

[07:22] sisjennzy: naw some cooling grease on some chip

[07:23] sisjennzy: this is a liquid colled comp

[07:23] sisjennzy: cooled

[07:23] sisjennzy: that is

[07:24] shab00tyTM: lol i have nothing good to say but ill say it anyway since i

had typed it up:

kay well heres all im sayin: dont let peeps take advantage of ur sincerity =p u

should chew that guy out :P

[07:25] shab00tyTM: sorry i have bad childhood experiences of being hustled :)

[07:25] shab00tyTM: dood stole my good matchbox cars and gave me his crappy ones

[07:26] shab00tyTM: then my sis brought the situation to light and i wilded out

and next time he came over w/ his cars i snatched his bucket of cars, grabbed

mine out, put his shity ones in .,,threw it at him and slammed the door

[07:26] shab00tyTM: u dont play me :)

[07:26] sisjennzy: haha pat pat, dude i would normally, but he wouldnt, tis all

good

[07:28] shab00tyTM: where were u then to pat me on my head… no where!

[07:29] sisjennzy: :-[

[07:29] sisjennzy: i was on the playground with no friends being made fun of for

bein fat and wearing neon green spandez shorts :)

[07:32] shab00tyTM: heh if u were that same age again in the year 2004 it’d be:

"i was on hte playground with no friends, on my over heating gameboy, being made

fun of for bein fat, not having a fisher-price bellyring, and wearing neon green

spandex shorts NO wait i think in 2004 those shorts would be a big hit :)