.

[08:13] shahab-: yea me2 yo that shit looks like it’s funny as fuck :P who cares if its politically incorrect

[08:15] shahab-: bad reviews though http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/SoulPlane-1132641

[08:20] shahab-: By now you may be wondering why this film has received a

2½-star rating? Well, here’s the thing: A third of the way into Soul Plane, maybe earlier if you’re in the right mood or with the wrong company, you might actually start to enjoy disliking the movie. Like, say, Prince’s Purple Rain, certain Joan Crawford movies, and Leslie Nielsen at his best worst, the film inspires cathartic ridicule.

Endlessly tasteless juvenilia isn’t for everyone, of course. For many, the film will simply be annoying junk as opposed to appetizing junk food. How can you decide whether the film is right for you? Well, here’s a simple test: At one point in the comedy, Snoop Dogg wafts into the Soul Plane on a cannabis cloud, eases into the cockpit, then tests his microphone by purring, "testicle one, testicle two. . . ."
Those who just smiled may now feel free to move about the cabin of Soul Plane.

[08:23] shahab-: Come fly with me? Thanks, no, I’d rather pay cross-country cab

fare.

[08:27] hage: heh

[09:25] Shilove122: Soul plane *why I almost write soup plane lol* looks so corny it might actually be funny lol

[09:26] shab00tyTM: lol the reviews are horrible but i think id lke it lol

[09:31] Fatal Image: that spike quote is a riot

[08:05] aloha45232: oh my god !

[08:06] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$$$$

[08:06] shab00tyTM: whoops :)

[08:06] aloha45232: :-\

[08:06] shab00tyTM: sowy i think it’s funyn though

[08:07] aloha45232: i see the penis

[08:07] aloha45232: whats the other thing

[08:07] shab00tyTM: a girl suckin it

[08:07] aloha45232: HIOLY SHIT

[08:07] aloha45232: eww go away

[08:07] shab00tyTM: AHAHAHAHAH

[08:07] shab00tyTM: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[08:08] shab00tyTM: dont block me

[08:08] aloha45232: im not

[08:09] shab00tyTM: :P

[08:09] aloha45232: eww change it

[08:09] aloha45232: change your icon

[08:09] shab00tyTM: LO

[08:09] aloha45232: i keep staring at the fucking birthmark on the penis

[08:09] aloha45232: fucking change it

[08:09] shab00tyTM: hahaha

[08:09] shab00tyTM: ur crackin me up

[08:09] aloha45232: >:O

[08:10] aloha45232: fucking change it

[08:10] shab00tyTM: LOL wtf :P i cant im using an AIM clone ;) id have to restart it to change it hehe

[08:10] aloha45232: >:O

[08:08] marimari02: haha

[08:05] marimari02: yep…you really do

[08:05] marimari02: you are a special boy

[08:05] shab00tyTM: :P

[08:06] shab00tyTM: *plays innocent*

[08:06] marimari02: lol

[08:06] marimari02: riiight

[08:06] shab00tyTM: :P\

[08:06] shab00tyTM: that’s amanda

[08:06] shab00tyTM: sike

[08:07] marimari02: ohhh

[08:07] marimari02: wow

[08:07] shab00tyTM: heheheh

[08:09] adorableang: hahaha

[08:09] adorableang: thats an interesting buddy icon

[08:09] shab00tyTM: thanks

[08:09] shab00tyTM: i take all credit for it

[08:10] adorableang: hahaha

[08:10] dkg2004: oh my goodness

[10:53] honeyhell420: its beautiful

[10:53] shab00tyTM: thank u

[10:53] shab00tyTM: i drew it

[10:53] shab00tyTM: arent i talented

[10:54] honeyhell420: yes lol sure

[10:54] shab00tyTM: heheh

[08:58] shab00tyTM: like my icon

[08:58] xlizzi6x: gross

[08:58] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:44] fairiprincessrach: i am 11 weeks.. next week (thursday) ill be 3 months

[10:45] shab00tyTM: so ur parents coo w/ it?

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: yepp

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: very excited

[10:45] shab00tyTM: tru what bout shawn

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: sean

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: is vey excited

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: helllo../ he purposed to me

[10:45] shab00tyTM: sorry sean

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: silly

[10:45] fairiprincessrach: haha

[10:45] shab00tyTM: lol

[10:45] shab00tyTM: tru

[10:46] shab00tyTM: but he proposed after he found out u were pregggie eh? cause he wanted to be responsible =p

[10:46] shab00tyTM: jk im sure he loves ya

[10:46] fairiprincessrach: yepp he does very much so

[10:51] shab00tyTM: are u gonna name him Shahab if its a boy

[10:51] fairiprincessrach: heck nooo

[10:51] shab00tyTM: lol

This is an improved version - 32 seconds faster than previously.

In this game you’re an armour-clad knight with a big sword. You collect gems,

kill evil beasts and rescue several "distressed damsels".

Walker Boh completes the game shorter than anyone imagined, and discovered a few

nice tricks / glitches.

Long live game physics where a little bird can toss heavy metal knights by

several meters!

iron-clad hero of this game, Kuros?

[09:45] Fatal Image: yeah I remember it well

game was tight

[09:46] shahab-: like i forget u had to like keep jumpin up right to get into

the high parts to reach certain levels?

[09:46] Fatal Image: I just remember what it looked like pretty much :)

but I Know it was good

[09:47] shahab-:

http://bisqwit.iki.fi/jutut/nesvideos/ are those time attack movies but they

are on bit torrents :/

[08:33] marimari02: i dont know yet…it is still pretty early!

[08:34] shab00tyTM: i mean 8:30 u wanna have an idea what the f u gon do =-

[08:34] marimari02: no

[08:34] marimari02: it is early still

[08:35] shab00tyTM: i wanna go on this radio show but the station is in fairfax

(wjkf)

[08:35] marimari02: ohhh

[08:35] shab00tyTM: the host is real coo ..he invited me to come thru anytime

[08:36] shab00tyTM: i should bring a chick w/ me though when i go ;)

[08:36] shab00tyTM: he didnt say that but thats good etiquette :)

[08:36] shab00tyTM: heh

[08:36] marimari02: lol

[08:36] shab00tyTM: i think a chick last night..to win an iPOD she felated a "man-doll" hehehe

[08:37] marimari02: uhhh

[08:37] shab00tyTM: sucked a man dolls cock

[08:37] shab00tyTM: would u do that

[08:37] shab00tyTM: for an ipod

[08:37] marimari02: i dont know…that is weird!

[08:37] shab00tyTM: i know..she was lesbo too

[08:38] shab00tyTM: but apparently she didnt look foreign to it :)p

[08:38] marimari02: well that explain it

[08:38] marimari02: lol

[08:38] shab00tyTM: jheh

[08:39] shab00tyTM: i wish i wuz there to witness it

[08:39] shab00tyTM: apparently the man doll came shipped w/ fake chest hair too

:)

[08:39] marimari02: oh wow….that isn’t cool!

[08:39] marimari02: haha

[08:39] shab00tyTM: =p

[08:39] shab00tyTM: they thought the producer was the one that glued the chest hairs on but it came like that

[08:39] shab00tyTM: =)

[08:40] marimari02: lol

[08:40] shab00tyTM: is this way too much more then u wanted to know about a rouge man doll :)

[08:41] marimari02: yeah just a bit

[08:41] marimari02: lol

[01:44] Fatal Image: heh nice clock

best thing ever produced by his web team

but he’ll re-sign :P

[12:47] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:47] shab00tyTM: dunno its funny

[12:47] aehmot2: Thats too many rolls for me. I’d be full after just one.

[02:52] shahab-: and what a shocker he has a pay pal donate now button on it

[02:54] Fatal Image: LOL

[02:54] shahab-: lol

[02:54] Fatal Image: THE PAYPAL BUTTON.. SO PERFECT

[02:55] shahab-: i havent earned enough jewbie stripes to feel comfortabel w/ a paypal button on my blog =)

[02:57] Fatal Image: that whole page is top notch jewage

[02:59] shahab-: actually i dont think there is such thing as jewbie stripes,,…. i think there are just yamika ‘clips’/…the more clout you have , the more hair clips you have to tighterly fassen your yamika ;)

[03:00] Fatal Image: hehehe.. sounds right

[11:21] gLiTTeRgUrL: yea

[11:21] shab00tyTM: tru

[11:21] gLiTTeRgUrL: shes messin up my computer

[11:22] shab00tyTM: she tryin to dl porn again? ;)

[11:22] gLiTTeRgUrL: she sed "hey sexi..tell him tell him"

[11:22] shab00tyTM: lol

[11:22] shab00tyTM: brb imma go kill my bottle of hpnotiq

[11:22] gLiTTeRgUrL: ay connect and show me wat ur workin with

[11:22] gLiTTeRgUrL: omg i want sum damnit

[11:23] gLiTTeRgUrL: get on ur webcam

[11:26] shab00tyTM: i dont really like these pix but check em out :P <edited out>

[11:39] gLiTTeRgUrL: are yoo hlding the bottle of hypnotiq

[11:39] shab00tyTM: ya

[11:39] gLiTTeRgUrL: damn yooo do look good

http://www.talkingonline.com/url_edited_to_preseve_joke

[05:23] Fatal Image: lol

nice pronunciation of ‘pennis’

[05:38] britownsyou: which one

[05:38] shab00tyTM: soul plane ;P

[05:38] britownsyou: hah…that looks funny

[05:38] britownsyou: that girl is so pretty

[05:38] shab00tyTM: what girl

[05:39] britownsyou: umm..the one singin…"now that u got on the plane and u’ll be chillin" blah blah

[05:39] britownsyou: u know…that destineys child song lol

[05:39] britownsyou: shes hispanic

[05:39] shab00tyTM: tru

[05:39] shab00tyTM: yea i know

[05:39] britownsyou: =]

[05:39] britownsyou: yeah so anyway..go see it if u wanna go see it

[05:39] britownsyou: YO u know that girl that called u was the passions of the christ girl right?

[05:39] britownsyou: lmao

[05:39] britownsyou: i was like…rofl..call shawn

[05:40] shab00tyTM: lol

[05:40] shab00tyTM: yea that wuznt coo ;) sike to be up front w/ the devil

[05:40] britownsyou: sorry..im mean

[05:40] shab00tyTM: she has been w/ more then 1 guy right she lie’n

[05:41] britownsyou: nah shes only been with one..but shes definitly a ho..shes like…"damn hes sexy i wanna suck his BLEEP* and she’ll be like.."holy shit id fuck him so good"

[05:41] britownsyou: and to random ppl

[05:41] britownsyou: in other words…if u asked her to do..she’ll do

[04:10] shab00tyTM: sup

[04:10] shab00tyTM: thats intersting im looking at who has viewed my blog and i

see a:

proxy-ny.cbs.com

170.20.11.59

[04:14] freshnclean421: how could u tell tho

[04:14] shab00tyTM: na just som1 who works at cbs

[04:14] shab00tyTM: browsed to it

[04:14] freshnclean421: hmm

[04:14] shab00tyTM: cause i got a web counter thing

[04:14] shab00tyTM: that logs visitors

[04:15] shab00tyTM: their IP addresses

[04:15] freshnclean421: damn, u bout to have televised radio showslike howard

[04:15] shab00tyTM: LOl

[04:15] shab00tyTM: it’d be tight if som1 famous peepd it but i dunno …

[04:16] freshnclean421: well since they deal w/ tv they must deal w/ famous folk

[04:17] shab00tyTM: it’s interesting cause i can see where they were sent from

and it says like http://webmail.aol.com/msgview.adp

?folder=T1VUQk9Y&uid=8727544

(thats’ a dead link) but som1 musta read my shit from som1 having emailed them it to a cbs address

[04:18] freshnclean421: hmm well since i aint savvy on the net lingo, ill assume that u bein stalked

[04:18] shab00tyTM: lol

[04:19] shab00tyTM: i mean heck cbs can stalk me long as they want …its good to scout talent ;) heh j/k

[04:19] freshnclean421: tru, just remember ur doggz when u make it

[04:12] shab00tyTM: i know lol

[04:12] shab00tyTM: i was too sober for that :)

[04:12] freshnclean421: i noticed

[04:12] shab00tyTM: hehe yea i only had 1 beer all night

[04:12] freshnclean421: i never sat in dennys that long just lunchin off stupid shit

[04:13] shab00tyTM: lol yea we wuz camped

[04:13] freshnclean421: yeah, we jacked a bunch of beer from the party we went to

[04:02] shab00tyTM: i like ur Away Message:

Grisi’s jmust a tad bit drunk :-)

most randomm interasting night ever

[04:02] shab00tyTM: just called

[04:04] shab00tyTM: .

[04:05] yasucknthtsad: i think ima die

[04:06] shab00tyTM: y

[04:07] yasucknthtsad: bc i did alsor of fdrugs

[04:07] shab00tyTM: what kinda drugs

[04:07] shab00tyTM: if u think u overdosed call 911

[04:08] yasucknthtsad: wee took a bunch or prcripon drugd that we found aroiund the houdr..then we smashedthim sll up snd dnorted then

[04:09] shab00tyTM: wtf yo call fuckin 911 cause u donno what the heck u took

[04:10] shab00tyTM: u could be doin serious damage to your brain and vital organs and go into shock or something

[04:10] yasucknthtsad: i wannaa jdie

[04:10] shab00tyTM: k well dont tell that to me

[01:29] shahab *2k4*: yo

[01:29] shahab *2k4*: not muhch

[01:30] slasher: your prob done with school

[01:31] slasher: how’s that go

[01:31] shahab *2k4*: na imma be a super senior

[01:31] slasher: nice

[01:31] slasher: shit’s gonna get crazy once i get to college

[01:31] shahab *2k4*: tru

[01:31] shahab *2k4*: i wanna be an on air personality =)

[01:32] slasher: i’ll make that bitch a different place lol

[01:32] slasher: hehe hell yea

[01:32] slasher: shahab represent

[01:32] slasher: how much is it a semester for maryland

[01:33] shahab *2k4*: a lot

[01:33] shahab *2k4*: they raised tuition so much

[01:33] shahab *2k4*: esp out of state

[01:33] shahab *2k4*: lol

[01:33] slasher: i’m prolly moving to arizona so i’m gonna go to school there. so i gotta wait till i get residency

[01:34] shahab *2k4*: tru

[01:34] shahab *2k4*: yea out of state fees are ridiculous

[01:34] slasher: yeah no shit

[01:35] slasher: out of hand

[01:35] shahab *2k4*: tru

[01:35] slasher: prices for college is such bullshit

[01:35] shahab *2k4*: i kno

[01:36] slasher: my grandpa was telling me how he paid like 1000 dollars for his whole college

[01:36] shahab *2k4*: lol

[01:36] slasher: it’s like an equivalent of us working like 50 hours to pay our whole college off

[01:37] slasher: college tuition doubles like every 10 years. just nuts

[01:37] shahab *2k4*: tru

[01:37] slasher: so is shawn getting his shit or what

[01:37] slasher: heh

[01:38] shahab *2k4*: what u mean my shit

[01:38] slasher: oh yea

[01:39] slasher: sucks one of my friends was gonna get a bj but the girl was wasted and she ended up ripping out his nipple ring.. thats some sick shit

[01:54] $ugax$weet$$: hahaha

[01:54] $ugax$weet$$: ouch!

[01:40] slasher: alright well u have a good night i need to get wasted more. PEACE shahab :)

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: aw

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: ew

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: LOOL tru

[01:40] slasher: yeah heh :P

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: im drinkin yeinglings

[01:40] slasher: right on :)

[01:41] shahab *2k4*: tru datz holla dawg ;)

[01:41] slasher: woo woo

[01:41] slasher: peace

[12:04] $ugax$weet$$: is oh so sexy

[12:04] $ugax$weet$$: and hes the bestest

[12:04] $ugax$weet$$: and …

[12:05] $ugax$weet$$: your awesome

[12:05] $ugax$weet$$: and…

[12:05] $ugax$weet$$: your hot

[12:06] $ugax$weet$$: and such a nice guy

[12:06] $ugax$weet$$: we have to hang out again asap

[12:06] $ugax$weet$$: next time maybe i can get a kiss :P

[12:07] $ugax$weet$$: you know u l;iked that cicada

[12:20] $ugax$weet$$: mm im gonna keep this gum forever

my friend commenting on the above:

[10:48] mdscutie: lol

[10:48] mdscutie: gum?

[10:48] shab00tyTM: yea i gave her a piece of gum

[10:50] mdscutie: from ur mouth?

[10:50] shab00tyTM: na

[10:50] shab00tyTM: from my pack of gum :)

[10:50] mdscutie: oh ok

[10:50] mdscutie: bout to say

[01:13] shab00tyTM: heh hey

[01:13] shab00tyTM: heh hey

[01:13] $ugax$weet$$: heyy sup

[01:13] shab00tyTM: just got in

[01:14] shab00tyTM: but i stopped in college park for a beer run and gas =)

[01:14] shab00tyTM: i read ur msgs :)

[01:14] $ugax$weet$$: lol

[01:14] shab00tyTM: i hope u mean em ;)

[01:15] shab00tyTM: i kno i love ya for em :)

[01:15] $ugax$weet$$: of course i do

[01:15] $ugax$weet$$: i wouldnt say them if i didnt mean it

[01:18] shab00tyTM: heh so ur nice self stayed up just to make sure i got home? :)

[01:19] $ugax$weet$$: sure if u wanna think that

[01:19] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:33] $ugax$weet$$: now i can say you are soo hella FINE in person lol

[01:34] $ugax$weet$$: remind me to never say that word again

[01:34] $ugax$weet$$: hella

[01:34] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:35] shab00tyTM: tall dark and handsom

[01:35] shab00tyTM: j/k

[01:35] $ugax$weet$$: you nailed it

[01:35] shab00tyTM: :P

[01:35] shab00tyTM: i dont wanna come accross conceited

[01:36] $ugax$weet$$: are you?

[01:36] shab00tyTM: no

[01:36] $ugax$weet$$: your not conceited

[01:36] shab00tyTM: im a sweetheart

[01:36] $ugax$weet$$: your just confident ;)

[01:36] $ugax$weet$$: thats a good quality to have

[01:37] shab00tyTM: u lookd hot w/ the blue thong creepin out :)

[01:37] shab00tyTM: tru

[01:38] $ugax$weet$$: lol

[01:38] shab00tyTM: and that top w/ the bra strap that is $$$$

[01:38] $ugax$weet$$: haaa ..ive never worn that before in my life

[01:38] shab00tyTM: it lookd splendidd on u ;)

[01:38] $ugax$weet$$: (the shirt)

[01:39] $ugax$weet$$: aww

[01:39] $ugax$weet$$: spendid

[01:39] $ugax$weet$$: splendid*

[01:39] $ugax$weet$$: i never use that word

[09:30] shab00tyTM: yo

[09:30] holmesjesus: you comin down to cp at all durin the summer

[09:31] shab00tyTM: i stopd by last night (for gas and beer) :P

[09:31] holmesjesus: hahah…werd

[09:31] shab00tyTM: phil’s livin in silver spring though

[09:31] shab00tyTM: so if i see him ill be close by

[09:31] holmesjesus: well if ur down there holla at me

[09:31] holmesjesus: yeah i know

[09:31] holmesjesus: i got some other friends that live in avery park too

[09:31] shab00tyTM: o tru

[09:32] shab00tyTM: yea next time im there ill hit ya up… is it borin there these days though? :P

[09:32] holmesjesus: it was thurs. night…me n phil went to cornerstone and no one was there

[09:32] holmesjesus: i’m not there right now…i’m at my parents’

[09:32] holmesjesus: i’ll be back there tomorrow

[09:33] shab00tyTM: lol yea cornerstone during the summer is like black on rice (not counting any potential soy sauce)

[09:33] shab00tyTM: werd

[09:33] holmesjesus: lol soy sauce def. is not black

[09:33] shab00tyTM: lol

[09:33] holmesjesus: i’m out dude…i’ll catch u later

[09:33] shab00tyTM: aight ttylz

[09:49] mdscutie: so u do do casual sex?

[09:49] shab00tyTM: no but i do long term fuck buddies if that is casual sex LOL

[09:50] mdscutie: lol

[09:50] mdscutie: yes shab

[09:50] mdscutie: that is

[09:50] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:50] shab00tyTM: O:-)

[09:51] shab00tyTM: im down with foreplay just not casually LOL

[09:52] mdscutie: lol

[09:52] mdscutie: u like foreplay?

[09:52] shab00tyTM: if i like the girl

[10:53] mdscutie: awww

[10:53] shab00tyTM: heh

[10:53] mdscutie: i think ur in love

[10:53] shab00tyTM: mebbe

[10:54] mdscutie: lol

[10:54] mdscutest: awwww

[10:55] shab00tyTM: ne ways new subject lets not jinx it

[10:55] mdscutie: lol

[10:55] mdscutie: u cant run away from luv

[10:56] mdscutie: it"ll get u

[10:57] shab00tyTM: and apparently love can quoting you: [09:59] mdscutie: pretty much can manuever me

[09:59] mdscutie: anyway it likes to

[10:57] shab00tyTM: LOL

[11:20] lizzie8222: yeah

[11:20] lizzie8222: those bitches are jealous

[11:20] lizzie8222: theyre all ugly

[11:21] shab00tyTM: well wtf of couse cause u set the bar too high

[11:05] shab00tyTM: i wuz just sayin hi ;) i wasnt tryin to step on ur territory

lol

[11:05] etryike: nah…i don’t care at all…she’s faithful

[11:06] etryike: i know she flirts and shit….gets hit on….but i know whats up

[11:06] shab00tyTM: she’s a dyke on spikes right :) j/k

[11:07] etryike: yea we don’t use that word….thats very harsh

[11:07] shab00tyTM: i wuz playin id never use the word spike unwillfully =)

[11:07] etryike: dyke buddy….i don’t even know what spike means

[11:07] shab00tyTM: i know it was a joke :(

[11:08] etryike: sorry..don’t know u…so don’t know the humor;-)

[11:08] shab00tyTM: tru dat

[11:12] shab00tyTM: this isnt a question but a comment: i hear strap-ons are all the rage now a days LOL

[11:16] shab00tyTM: willing to either confirm or deny this

[11:16] etryike: no comment

heh

[02:15] rhetoricalapple: hey

[02:16] shab00tyTM: i been meaning to go upstairs and reheat some food but im too lazy.. .wheres my feminist maid when i need her

[02:17] shab00tyTM: heh

[02:17] rhetoricalapple: ha

[02:18] shab00tyTM: can u believe i had my female friend over and i didnt jump her bones

[02:19] rhetoricalapple: wow…congratulations

[02:19] rhetoricalapple: I swear, you get more idiotic by the second

[02:20] shab00tyTM: i think like there should be a rule… if u already have an established friendship then the bones jumpnig shouldn’t be rushed.. if it’s like a random net whore like yourself then it’s prolly best to just go for it on the first shot cause she prolly will come to her senses in time to give a second shot

[02:21] rhetoricalapple: ha..right

[02:22] shab00tyTM: beecause often i talk to those net whores at a later date and i ask if i woulda made a move what’d ya done and they just be like "hey it woulda been whater i woulda been down w/ whatever" SO damn that irks a pimp

[02:22] rhetoricalapple: yeah

[02:23] shab00tyTM: sorry this is the only kind of convo i can muster up at 2:22 am :P

[02:24] rhetoricalapple: yeah..well, here’s an idea…stop talking to me and go masturbate

[02:24] shab00tyTM: lol but what if i had a chat fetish

[02:25] shab00tyTM: i just told my other friend that she should have her own reality show on a porn channel

[02:26] shab00tyTM: that’d be one show i’d hate to be in the editing room for cause id wanna keep all the breastassists in

[02:37] shab00tyTM: IM IN DA BITCH MOUTH EVERY MORNING LIKE TOOTH PASTE

[01:13] shab00tyTM: lol

[01:14] jazerrgirl: i kno u jealous

[01:14] shab00tyTM: i had a girl over like 15 min ago but i was respectful i didnt jump her bones ;)

[01:15] jazerrgirl: awww good job! .. so what it took u 10 min to fuck her instead of 5?

[01:15] shab00tyTM: lol say wah?

[01:15] shab00tyTM: na i am respectful of my female friends

[01:16] jazerrgirl: u didnt do anything with her>

[01:16] shab00tyTM: i mean it’s not really like that w/ us :P we just friends …if she was drinkin too i woulda made the first move though

[01:16] jazerrgirl: haha ooo

[01:16] jazerrgirl: im proud u kept ur penis in ur pants

[01:17] shab00tyTM: :)

[01:17] jazerrgirl: *claps for sha*

[01:17] shab00tyTM: heheh

[01:18] jazerrgirl: soo how bout me? lol

[01:18] shab00tyTM: heh how bout u dunno

[01:18] jazerrgirl: ok i guess ill never be hot to u

[01:18] jazerrgirl: lol

[01:18] shab00tyTM: heh

[01:18] shab00tyTM: if we were drunk somethin would happen

[01:19] jazerrgirl: thanks alot fucker lol

[12:41] shahab *2k4*: i was talkin to ur friend jessica today

[12:41] maranda: oh yea

[12:41] maranda: what she say

[12:41] shahab *2k4*: she was tellin me bout when you two hooked up

[12:42] maranda: oh

[12:42] shahab *2k4*: she said she liked how u’d stay so wet

[12:42] maranda: yea i get pretty wet

[12:43] shahab *2k4*: she said she likes the way ur pussy sounded when she used a strap on on u like the sound of wetness

[12:43] maranda: oh i never notice

[12:44] shahab *2k4*: she said ur crew is called the nc-17 crew

[12:44] shahab *2k4*: and i told her i wanna hang out w/ yall

[12:44] maranda: yea my friends are very pretty

[12:46] shahab *2k4*: man why u all stuck up about #’s though

[12:47] maranda: because we dont know u

[12:47] shahab *2k4*: yea well talkin to me cant hurt…

[12:47] maranda: sometimes we have guys around the house

[12:47] maranda: we wont no problems

[12:48] shahab *2k4*: say wah?

[12:50] maranda: sometimes we have some guys around the house and we dont wanna get into a lil fight

[12:52] shahab *2k4*: lol wtf u live in a whore house? :)

[12:52] maranda: eh if u wanna call it like that

[12:52] shahab *2k4*: thats shady

[12:54] maranda: i some have pics of jess if u wanna see more of her

[12:54] shahab *2k4*: sure

[12:57] *** maranda is trying to send you "me.bmp"

[12:59] shahab *2k4*: coo so i still dont get the house u live in lol

[01:01] *** maranda is trying to send you "meandsteph.bmp"

[01:02] shahab *2k4*: u dont live w/ ur parents

[01:02] shahab *2k4*: ?

[01:03] maranda: i do

[01:03] shahab *2k4*: so what guys live in ur house that i should be scared of

[01:04] maranda: no they come over all the time

[01:04] shahab *2k4*: but ur not romantic with them rite

[01:05] maranda: i play with them

[01:05] maranda: i dick with there mind

[01:06] *** maranda is trying to send you "Picture(2).jpg"

[01:07] shahab *2k4*: thats jessica?

[01:08] maranda: yea

[01:08] shahab *2k4*: why she coverin her face

[01:08] maranda: she didnt want pics taken soo i was like click click lol

[01:08] shahab *2k4*: lol

[01:09] shahab *2k4*: well she got a nice bussom

[01:09] shahab *2k4*: so u only got w/ her once?

[01:10] maranda: yea

[01:10] maranda: im on my computer soo i dont have many of her

[01:11] shahab *2k4*: well u all are hot ashame u all aint got time for a brotha ;)

[01:13] maranda: i think thats it

[01:13] shahab *2k4*: =0) k

[01:13] maranda: hold on

[01:13] shahab *2k4*: k

[01:15] *** maranda is trying to send you "91.jpg"

[01:16] shahab *2k4*: those boobies look familiar =P those are urs right

[01:16] maranda: yes lol

[01:17] shahab *2k4*: heh are u impressed i know ur tits just by the clevage

[01:17] *** maranda is trying to send you "954.jpg"

[01:17] shahab *2k4*: are those natural?

[01:17] maranda: yes lol god

[01:18] shahab *2k4*: they look too big to be real ;)

[01:18] shahab *2k4*: are u wearina bra in the last pic?

[01:19] maranda: no

[01:19] shahab *2k4*: coo

[01:20] maranda: oh here we go i found some more of jessica

[01:20] shahab *2k4*: nice

[01:21] maranda: hold on heres one of me

[01:21] shahab *2k4*: ok

[01:21] *** maranda is trying to send you "916.jpg"

[01:21] shahab *2k4*: who do u think id have a better chance with.. u or jessi

[01:22] shahab *2k4*: nice thong creepin out ur shorts

[01:24] *** maranda is trying to send you "jess3.bmp"

[01:24] *** maranda is trying to send you "jess3.jpg"

[01:24] *** maranda is trying to send you "jess4.jpg"

[01:26] shahab *2k4*: smoking

[01:26] shahab *2k4*: so u never answerd my quetsion

[01:26] maranda: i dont know

[01:28] maranda: who would u rather fuck lol

[01:28] maranda: answer truthfully

[01:28] shahab *2k4*: like who am i physically attracted to more?

[01:29] shahab *2k4*: id prolly have the one night stand with u :P i mean she said u got the "nice and always wet pussy" TM patent pending

[01:30] maranda: yea

[01:30] shahab *2k4*: u like givin head?

[01:31] maranda: its ok

[01:31] maranda: doesnt bother me

[01:31] shahab *2k4*: thats the key factor in me doin repeat trips ;)

[01:32] shahab *2k4*: jessica seems like a girl id date but usually girls that look like her have pissy personalities

[01:32] shahab *2k4*: im not sayin she does just sayin in general

[01:34] maranda: yea

[01:36] shahab *2k4*: she said she only been w/ 1 guy and 2 girls.. it’d be nice to be her 2nd guy :p

[01:37] maranda: yea thats right

[01:37] shahab *2k4*: how many guys u been w/

[01:38] maranda: 2

[01:40] shahab *2k4*: u know whats wierd

[01:40] maranda: ?

[01:41] shahab *2k4*: i was chillin w/ my friend like half an hour ago… in person sittin next to her arm around her leg on top of hers etc… and just chattin w/ ya i am more horny…

[01:41] maranda: lol

[01:41] shahab *2k4*: and she was smokin hot too it’s not like she wasnt hot

[01:41] shahab *2k4*: guess i was too sober =)

[01:42] shahab *2k4*: u got any pics of u felating anything

[01:43] shahab *2k4*: like a banana =)

[01:43] maranda: no

[01:44] shahab *2k4*: so how old are u and jess

[01:44] maranda: im 19 now jess is 18

[01:44] shahab *2k4*: is 21 too old for ya

[01:45] maranda: no lol

[01:46] shahab *2k4*: so how many girls u been w

[01:46] shahab *2k4*: w/

[01:47] maranda: 5

[01:47] shahab *2k4*: so if i was a hot chick would it be easier to get at ya

[01:47] maranda: no not really

[01:48] shahab *2k4*: u seem like some1 id be a friend first be4 anythin romantic

[01:49] maranda: ill show u a girl i fuck

[01:49] shahab *2k4*: k

[01:53] shahab *2k4*: send it =p

[01:53] *** maranda is trying to send you "sally.jpg"

[01:54] shahab *2k4*: she’s cute

[01:54] shahab *2k4*: looks like fun =)

[01:55] shahab *2k4*: u use ur strap on on her ?

[01:55] maranda: yea i fucked the shit out of her

[01:56] shahab *2k4*: when u use the strap-on whats ur fav position

[01:57] maranda: front wards

[01:57] shahab *2k4*: like missionary?

[01:57] maranda: yea

[01:58] shahab *2k4*: is it ok i crop that guy out of that pic =0

[01:58] maranda: lol

[02:00] shahab *2k4*: so did she fuck u w/ the strapon too?

[02:00] maranda: indeed

[02:01] shahab *2k4*: whos better at fuckin ya w/ the strapon sally or jessica

[02:06] maranda: jess is better at fuckin

[02:06] maranda: sally really is straight

[02:07] maranda: i just caught her in the mood

[02:07] shahab *2k4*: slick of u =)

[02:08] shahab *2k4*: so who out of u 3 has the best ass =)

[02:08] maranda: jess

[02:08] maranda: she has a tight one

[02:09] shahab *2k4*: tru….speaking of which u ever do "ass play"

[02:09] shahab *2k4*: know what i mean by that?

[02:09] maranda: anal?

[02:10] shahab *2k4*: well i just yea.. anything involving anal (it doesnt have to be like anything too crucial though)

[02:11] maranda: i took anal once

[02:11] shahab *2k4*: from a guy or a strapon

[02:12] maranda: strapon

[02:12] shahab *2k4*: did u lube it up?

[02:13] maranda: yea

[02:13] shahab *2k4*: so how was it ..and would u do it again

[02:14] maranda: yea

[02:14] shahab *2k4*: would u ever like get it from a guy

[02:15] shahab *2k4*: (im not offering thats not my thing im just asking) :P

[02:15] maranda: i dont know

[02:16] shahab *2k4*: kay at least ur candid

[02:20] shahab *2k4*: ur a fun interview =)

[02:21] shahab *2k4*: u should have ur own reality show on a porn channel

[02:22] maranda: ha nah

[02:22] shahab *2k4*: heh why not =)

[02:24] shahab *2k4*: u got star quality

[02:26] shahab *2k4*: that’d be one show i’d hate to be in the editing room for cause id wanna keep all the breastassists in

[02:26] maranda: lol

[02:27] maranda: well im out

[02:27] maranda: im sleept

[02:27] shahab *2k4*: aight maranda its ashame we cant ever talk but maybe one day soon we can

[02:27] shahab *2k4*: :P

[02:27] shahab *2k4*: talk to ya soon

[02:27] maranda: byes hun

[02:27] shahab *2k4*: toodles

[07:18] shab00tyTM: holler

[07:19] kbizzle69: wutsup

[07:19] shab00tyTM: not much bout to jump in the shower but i look sexy, grungy

[07:19] kbizzle69: ohh hell eyah

[07:19] shab00tyTM: lol

[07:20] kbizzle69: lol

[07:20] kbizzle69: im naked

[07:20] shab00tyTM: o really

[07:20] shab00tyTM: u got ur toy?

[07:24] kbizzle69: lol sike im not naked\

[07:24] kbizzle69: im w/ my freind jenna were all addied up n stoned:-P

[07:24] shab00tyTM: what does addied up mean

[07:24] kbizzle69: aderall

[07:25] kbizzle69: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:-P

[07:25] shab00tyTM: werd

[07:26] shab00tyTM: LOL my dad just brought me a chicken sub he made me, the sub bread was fucking green and moldey

[07:26] shab00tyTM: that’d get me high like you all

[07:27] kbizzle69: hahahhaha

[07:27] kbizzle69: hell eyah

[07:27] kbizzle69: im bouncin off teh fucken walls

[07:27] kbizzle69: hey u know what chennal the hocky game would b on or when it would start?

[07:28] shab00tyTM: probably espn or espn2

[07:28] shab00tyTM: and i dunno when maybe 8 or 9

[07:30] kbizzle69: u positive?

[07:30] kbizzle69: like, its not on now?

[07:30] kbizzle69: cuz its my hometeam the calgary flames baby!!!!!!!!!!!

[07:31] shab00tyTM: o shit

[07:31] shab00tyTM: heh i like igilna… it might be i dont know

[07:31] shab00tyTM: go to tvguide.com :)

[07:32] kbizzle69: werd\

[07:33] kbizzle69: thnax

[07:33] kbizzle69: well i gtg

[07:33] kbizzle69: ill ttyl buddeh

[07:45] shab00tyTM: o

[07:45] shab00tyTM: get XP :)

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: i have XP

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: i dont have internet yet

[07:45] shab00tyTM: o

[07:45] shab00tyTM: get service pack1

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: everythings fucking gone, my pictures, music, videos

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: everything

[07:45] shab00tyTM: how

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: i had to redo my whole opperating sysyem

[07:45] sugaxsweet223: system*

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: they said maybe a virus or just cuz my computer did that

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: who knows

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: it was crazy

[07:46] shab00tyTM: damn bummer

[07:46] shab00tyTM: all of ur shabooty pix?

[07:46] shab00tyTM: and ur kelsey gone wild video u never sent me?

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: uh huh

[07:46] shab00tyTM: damnnnnnn

[07:46] sugaxsweet223: yeahh

[07:49] shab00tyTM: i dunno =)

[07:50] sugaxsweet223: silly goose

[07:51] shab00tyTM: ya love it =)

[07:56] sugaxsweet223: i love u

[07:57] shab00tyTM: u do? :) damn mommi u always cheer me up even though im never down :)

[07:57] sugaxsweet223: : ) aw thats sweet, but everyone is down sometimes shawn and if they say they arent they are lieing

[07:58] shab00tyTM: LOL IM not down but if u keep lookin that sexy ill be down on u :)

[07:58] sugaxsweet223: oo baby mm

[07:58] shab00tyTM: hehh

[08:20] sugaxsweet223: will u be back

[08:21] shab00tyTM: maybe for a lil but then my friend is rollin thru

[08:24] sugaxsweet223: alright..ttyl mwah

[08:24] *** Auto-response sent to sugaxsweet223: big up yourself, suga x sweet223

shower then then u know *wink wink*

[08:24] sugaxsweet223: it better not be a girl

[08:24] sugaxsweet223: :P

[09:12] shab00tyTM: LOL

[09:12] sugaxsweet223: srry what did i say

[09:12] sugaxsweet223: is it a girl?

[09:12] shab00tyTM: man i just started chuckling in the mirror in the bathroom.. im not used to sein myself so sexy

[09:12] shab00tyTM: i was cheesing

[09:12] sugaxsweet223: lolll

[09:12] shab00tyTM: yea its a girl but we’re just friends

[09:12] sugaxsweet223: uh huh

[09:13] shab00tyTM: she dont like me like dat

[09:13] sugaxsweet223: why NOT

[09:13] sugaxsweet223: she crazy

[09:13] shab00tyTM: yea she is

[09:13] sugaxsweet223: lol ohh i see

[09:15] shab00tyTM: but still she should be all over me if she was a true heterosexual woman eh

[09:15] shab00tyTM: i swear..me w/ the wet hair look straight out the shower, shirt off i wuz lookin good

[09:15] shab00tyTM: but i gel’d my hair so i stay w/ the wet hair look

[09:15] sugaxsweet223: for a special occasion?

[09:15] shab00tyTM: say wah

[09:16] sugaxsweet223: nothing

[09:16] shab00tyTM: k =p

[09:16] sugaxsweet223: i bet you did look good

[09:16] shab00tyTM: i DO =0

[05:54] shab00tyTM: hey

[05:55] sisjenny: hows it going

[05:55] shab00tyTM: have u seen killbill2? (cause i just wrote somethin that will only be amusing if uve seen it)

[05:55] shab00tyTM: its going good

[05:56] sisjenny: yes i have

[05:56] shab00tyTM: ok here’s my email to the HOT99.5 intern coordinator:

[05:56] shab00tyTM:

Hello Jay Conklin,

I’m a UMCP student trying intern for hot995 and if I had to put my life in a microcosm from a movie scene it would have to be from Kill Bill2, where Uma is buried alive in her conklin err coffin and she is punching at the wood ignoring any anguish till she finally breaks the wood and breaks free, unearthing herself. This is my blue print for success; the question is who will be my "Pai Mei." …and who will be my first victims of my 5pt. palm exploding heart technique. :) I mean that figuratively of course.

[05:57] shab00tyTM: some good shit eh =)

[05:59] sisjenny: haha good deal

[06:02] shab00tyTM: i got my blog posted/linked on

www.sxxxy.org

 (i forget how many x’s) the mirror address is

www.newsforperverts.com

[06:02] shab00tyTM: lol :)

[06:02] sisjenny: haha

[06:03] shab00tyTM: i gotta return the favor and link his site on mine now ;)

[06:03] shab00tyTM: thats how u get ur site popular

[06:04] sisjenny: haha good plan

[06:06] shab00tyTM: sigh got an auto-reply from Jay conklin that made me jealous :) Out all week (5/23-5/31): Hanging out and interviewing American Idols, DMX, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and a plethora of others in California.

[06:07] sisjenny: hah

[06:16] shab00tyTM: o werd

[06:16] shab00tyTM: hehe

[06:19] shab00tyTM: well just come over i wanna be graced [by your presence of course]

[06:25] sisjenny: good deal, well ill give u a call later, off to boxing for me

[04:39] shab00tyTM: heya

[04:40] lizzie82221: wuts goin on

[04:40] shab00tyTM: not much ..networking =)

[04:40] lizzie82221: wuts tht

[04:40] shab00tyTM: tryin to expand my horizons

[04:41] lizzie82221: oh ok

[04:41] shab00tyTM: lol

[04:41] shab00tyTM: whore-iz-ons

[04:41] lizzie82221: haha

[04:41] lizzie82221: i bet thts wut ur doin

[02:32] *** Auto-response sent to lizzie82221: im such a sexy nerd, i have a gmail beta account :) [by google] 1GB of space BiTCHES! :)

[02:32] lizzie82221: i dunno bout sexy tho

[02:32] lizzie82221: JK

[03:55] Jessica: eh i dont think so

[03:56] shahab *2k4*: k

[03:56] shahab *2k4*: too scared id turn ya on eh

[03:58] Jessica: i say its small talk

[03:59] shahab *2k4*: nah i usually get people to warm up to me to where it moves away from small talk fast =P

[04:03] Jessica: haha

[04:04] Jessica: i see where ur funny side comes in

[04:04] shahab *2k4*: ill have u having phone sex in 15 min ..thats not small talk unless your whimpers are of small breaths :)

[04:04] shahab *2k4*: ;)

[04:04] Jessica: phone sex

[04:04] shahab *2k4*: it was a joke :)

[04:04] Jessica: its either the real thing or no thing

[04:05] shahab *2k4*: i agree

[04:05] shahab *2k4*: so i guess we should have to meet :)

[04:07] Jessica: nah i have herpes

[04:07] shahab *2k4*: u serious?

[04:07] shahab *2k4*: u waldorf chicks are grimey :)

[04:07] Jessica: haha im kidding

[04:08] shahab *2k4*: LOL

[04:08] shahab *2k4*: i believed

[04:23] Jessica: trust me ull like

[04:26] shahab *2k4*: tru :)

[04:26] Jessica: were in that lil group u know me miranda and the others

[04:26] shahab *2k4*: thats a secksee group to be in ;)

[04:29] Jessica: yup

[04:29] Jessica: the rated nc-17 group

[04:29] shahab *2k4*: o shit i gotta hang out w/ that group

[04:31] Jessica: lol

[04:31] Jessica: yea ur thinkin orgy

[04:34] Jessica: arent u

[04:35] shahab *2k4*: LOl

[04:35] shahab *2k4*: nah but yo i mean like im thinking LAP DANCE

[04:36] Jessica: yea ull be walkin home naked

[04:36] shahab *2k4*: lol

[04:36] shahab *2k4*: thats hot … =)

[04:39] shahab *2k4*: hehe i think i’d be a happy little lad amongst that group of shorites

[04:42] shahab *2k4*: long as thats not the only thing thats tight on ya

[04:43] Jessica: ha im loose as a goose

[04:43] shahab *2k4*: lol

[04:43] Jessica: sike ive only done like 3 times

[04:44] Jessica: once to get revenge on someone

[04:44] Jessica: the only 2 with a girlfriend and miranda

[04:47] shahab *2k4*: howz miranda in bed

[04:48] Jessica: fuckin amazing

[04:48] shahab *2k4*: how many times she get ya off

[04:49] Jessica: 2 orgasms

[04:50] Jessica: shes soo soft below

[04:52] shahab *2k4*: like when u say so sofft below u mean when she’s down on u or when u were down on her.. or were u even down on her at all

[04:53] Jessica: down on her

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: o really so u like eatin girls eh :)

[04:53] Jessica: she stays wet for a long time

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: nice

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: i like wet girls :)

[04:53] Jessica: when i stick my strap on in her u can hear the wetness

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: u musta really turnd her on

[04:53] shahab *2k4*: o wow u got a strap on?

[04:54] Jessica: yea me and her

[04:54] shahab *2k4*: yea u can hear her pussy eh

[04:54] shahab *2k4*: sweet

[04:54] shahab *2k4*: u fuck each other hard eh

[04:54] Jessica: yea

[04:55] Jessica: haha we had to flip the couch cushins over because we wet it up soo bad

[04:55] shahab *2k4*: LOL

[04:55] shahab *2k4*: who gets wetter her or u

[04:55] Jessica: i dont know

[04:55] shahab *2k4*: u like penis at all?

[04:56] Jessica: yea that was fun

[04:56] Jessica: but it was for some revenge

[04:56] Jessica: soo i had to enjoy it

[04:56] shahab *2k4*: so come on lets pretend you’re getting revenge on some1 by gettin w/ me :)

[04:57] Jessica: haha yea ok

[04:57] Jessica: if were somewhere that would happen ur putting a condom on

[04:57] Jessica: i remember the last time

[04:58] Jessica: dont worry the guy was clean i know him well

[04:59] shahab *2k4*: kay =P

[12:01] andreakelroth:  u dont have to treat me like shit

[12:01] shab00tyTM: k well what do u want

[12:02] andreakelroth: i wanna know what ur deal is

[12:02] shab00tyTM: with what

[12:02] andreakelroth: eveything

[12:02] shab00tyTM: lol

[12:02] shab00tyTM: dunno …i wear my emotions on my sleeves

[12:02] shab00tyTM: and right now i have a sleeveless tee on

[12:02] shab00tyTM: :)

[12:03] andreakelroth: emotionless

[12:03] andreakelroth: nice

[12:03] shab00tyTM: it was a joke ;)

[12:03] andreakelroth: that why i said nice

[12:03] andreakelroth: but for real though…..

[12:03] andreakelroth: i dont really know how to say this….

[12:04] shab00tyTM: k

[12:23] shab00tyTM: tru

[12:23] andreakelroth: lol

[12:23] andreakelroth: but ud have to get funny ass ppl to be on with u

[12:23] shab00tyTM: no shit every1 in the dynasty is hilarious

[12:23] andreakelroth: bc if one person is mad funny and others suck, it sucks

[12:23] andreakelroth: lol

[12:24] andreakelroth: no shit

[12:24] andreakelroth: wtf

[12:24] andreakelroth: i bet ur friends are not that funny

[12:25] shab00tyTM: omg if u met em ud wild out LOL ..it’s funny.. my friend roland who every1 says is out of control ..says my friend phil is out of control 2x ..so take thatplus like two quieter but funny guys + 1 other genius white guy =$$$

[12:25] andreakelroth: 1) im funny as a motherfucker 2) not many ppl make me roll on the floor laugh

[12:25] shab00tyTM: 4 black guys me and a white guy

[12:25] shab00tyTM: we’ve never been in the same room together

[12:25] shab00tyTM: if we were it’d be fire works

[12:25] andreakelroth: u and me?

[12:26] andreakelroth: haha

[12:26] shab00tyTM: heh

[12:26] andreakelroth: u may be funny but im clever and sneaky and ill just bomb the shti out fo u when u dont expect it and ull be like….wait whaa….

[12:26] andreakelroth: jp im not that funny

[12:26] andreakelroth: i can dog mediocre guys

[12:27] andreakelroth: i cant get my dad or my friend andrew

[12:27] shab00tyTM: theres only 1 chick id want with my shit is my friend tasha.. she got a kid.. she’s a white girl who sounds black ..mad funny to talk to her ass bout harry potter

[12:27] andreakelroth: lol

[12:27] shab00tyTM: she’d prolly be my robin

[12:27] shab00tyTM: =)

[12:27] andreakelroth: lol

[12:28] shab00tyTM: hopefully we’ll see this brought to light on a black station :)