[23:32] shab00tyTM: u know what im in the mood for?

[23:32] shab00tyTM: a snickers icecream bar

[23:32] sisjenny: mmm

[23:34] shab00tyTM: go get me one :(

[23:35] sisjenny: haha yes master, a.k.a GET IT YOURSELF

[23:35] sisjenny: :-D

[23:36] shab00tyTM: if u asked me id go get you one… a different kind of icecream bar… instead of hungry why wait: snicker’s youu’d get a horny? why wait… ROOFIES-icecream bar from me ..j/k

[23:43] sisjenny: hah, those dont look like peanu…..*clunk*

im learning zippo tricks: http://lightertricks.com/

shab00tyTM: it wuz funny today in my rhetoric of black america at the end of class this white girl made an announcment that thers some black exibit at some museam in DC she went to and was recommending that every1 go see it and she was like the only thing is its at the BACK of the museam lol….

excuse me if i seem obscene to you

but im being real and that seems the thing to do

im just living and uh loving

smoking and a fucking

out here on the grind fo real

and if i cant get no love then

imma have to pump steel

—–

my two future wives posing for a got milk? ad…

http://www.whatevs.org/images/dailypics/04_04/gotbuzz.jpg

damn can’t wait till i marry them and we do a GOT MANMUSTARD? ad photoshoot inside our home

p.s.

this just in: a GOT HARD? ad: http://www.ashidome.com/chrisbug/got_hard.jpg

–

my friend gave me a questionare and then pasted me back this:

[20:13] baybepnay: Deep down you have an innner girl side of you therefore playing with G.I. Joes. You maybe prone to whining and acting like a lil bitch. You were deprived as a child from material things and are constantly seeking to be loved and accepted. Though you are sensitve, you tell the world you don’t give a damn and are very spiteful at times. You live your life getting though all the mint chocolate chips in your life… life isn’t as smooth as [ice] cream as you would hope sometimes, but you are very thankful of everything that has come to you. You have player tendencies but you are a true sweetheart by nature. You try to be sly and slick but sometimes fall in your slipperyness instead of sliding through things. You like your women creamy and sweet; smooth, delicious, good heart, willing to warm you up, and give you a caffeine high when you low in life.

[20:15] shab00tyTM: aww

[20:15] shab00tyTM: thats describing val the last part

[20:15] baybepnay: lol right

[20:15] baybepnay: your analasis sucks

[20:15] baybepnay: it’s so …

[20:15] baybepnay: soo..

[20:15] baybepnay: i don’t know

[20:16] shab00tyTM: its tru though

[20:16] baybepnay: ya right

[20:16] baybepnay: this analysis questionaire sucks

[20:16] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$

[20:16] shab00tyTM: dont be mad

[20:16] shab00tyTM: im a sweetie

[20:16] shab00tyTM: and u know it

[20:16] baybepnay: lol

[20:16] baybepnay: fine

[20:17] shab00tyTM: clap ur hands clap clap

[20:17] shab00tyTM: if ur wet and u know take off ur soggy panties and show it clap ur butt cheecks clap clapp

[20:17] baybepnay: yuck lol

[20:17] shab00tyTM: =p

about my buddy icon these days:

[00:58] sisjenny: its ass kicking at its finest : )

[00:59] shab00tyTM: i just tell em its girl fighting and the jello got edited out and clothes got edited in

[20:58] shab00tyTM: coke and oj are key

[20:58] baybepnay: aitey

[20:58] baybepnay: thanks you’re a doll

[20:58] shab00tyTM: aww

[20:58] shab00tyTM: u 2 too

[20:58] shab00tyTM: except i dont have to tilt ur head for u to blink

[20:59] baybepnay: LOL

[20:59] baybepnay: thank god for that

[20:59] baybepnay: them dolls are scurry

[20:59] baybepnay: :)

[20:59] shab00tyTM: agreed =) XOOX

http://www.realdolldoctor.com/surgeryindex.htm

THEMAN COMMANDMENTS

HOLLA

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(1) April 27, 2004

[18:58]

shab00tyTM: i was gonna retire my blog for a while but i have to post

this eh =)

[18:26] shab00tyTM: man i feel dumb wanna know why

[18:26] mdzcutie: why?

[18:28] shab00tyTM: i went to the store got

some lighter fluid

lol my dumb ass… i refilld the lighter … but i guess it over floodded when i wuz fillin it up and i lit it and that shit was like a fucking tourch in my hands…i closed the lid it still wouldnt go out..i even dropd it on the floor in between my books and clothes …grabd it as its flaming threw it in the sink, turnd on water ..still wouldnt go out lol till like 10 seconds of puttin water on it

[18:29] mdzcutie: lol

[18:29] mdzcutie: AH HA

[18:29] mdzcutie: LMAO

[18:29] mdzcutie: are u ok Shab?

[18:29] mdzcutie: what were you thinking?

[18:29] shab00tyTM: yea im aight i went and

returnd it and got my refund =p

[18:29] shab00tyTM: i dunno yo :P

[18:29] shab00tyTM: phil aint know any better though :-)

[18:30] mdzcutie: lol

[18:30] mdzcutie: awww

[18:30] mdzcutie: poor baby!!

[18:30] shab00tyTM: im lucky i aint fuckin burn down my room lol

[18:31] mdzcutie: yes

[18:31] mdzcutie: we wouldn’t have wanted you to do that

[18:31] shab00tyTM: i wouldnt want to lose ur panties i got hung up on my wall (:

[18:32] mdzcutie: ah ha

[18:32] mdzcutie: oh really

[18:32] shab00tyTM: its a limited editino

[18:32] shab00tyTM: edition

[18:34] mdzcutie: lol

[18:34] mdzcutie: ah ha

[18:34] mdzcutie: u a trip

[18:34] mdzcutie: thanx though

[18:35] shab00tyTM: no i mean its an edible

undie those dont last forever =)

[18:35] mdzcutie: lol

[18:35] mdzcutie: they don’t last forever?

[18:39] shab00tyTM: na think about it..fruit roll ups got an expiration date

[18:40] mdzcutie: true..true

[18:40] mdzcutie: lol

[18:44] shab00tyTM: im lucky i aint burn my

eyebrows out :-)

[18:46] mdzcutie: yes…

[18:46] mdzcutie: or your face for that matter

[18:47] shab00tyTM: the lord be lookin over

me :P

[18:48] mdzcutie: YES….

[18:48] mdzcutie: that’s the truth

[18:49] shab00tyTM: it’s not shahab’s destiny to be a burn victim

[18:49] mdzcutie: lol

[18:49] mdzcutie: ah ha

[18:49] mdzcutie: yea

[18:49] mdzcutie: i never thought about it that way

[18:50] shab00tyTM: i am less convincing of a pimp that way

[18:50] shab00tyTM: =p

[18:50] mdzcutie: oh u a pimp now!!!

[18:50] mdzcutie: lol

[18:51] shab00tyTM: lol

[18:51] shab00tyTM: its my

destiny

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(2) April 21, 2004

blog updates have slowed down

too much to do , on my mind etc… think of it as a precautionary move to make myself less accessible from the public! as an ego boost heh j/k…

i think from now on i’ll be more selective on what I post because that means less work for me:

[23:07] shab00tyTM: man i had a dream last night… this girl i had dated rite..she wuz a lil chubby rite well ne way.. in my dream she apparently lost all the weight got madd fit, tight body etc and i was like wow and started to holla at her like flirted w/ her and stuff … lol, tryin to get back w/ her…

ne wayz sucks to wake up feeling shallow :(

oh and happy easter :)

[23:12] a random blogged chick!: haha happy easter

[23:15] shab00tyTM: it wuz funny, i cringed everytime i got a happy easter txt msg on my phone because now my unlim text msgs for first three months is over and im like NOOOO STFU!!! FUCK :)

[23:21] a random blogged chick!: hahaha

[23:24] shab00tyTM: and now for the “im a dork trifecta” …btw my mind works weird, my backpack’s back pocket (like where u put pens and shit) ..the zipper is broken, and like when im leavin a class and a clasmate if a chick, she notifys me that “you forgot to zipup your backpack” and i tell em oh its broken and smile …well i deep down think they are flirting with me :]

[23:25] a random blogged chick!: : haha

[23:28] shab00tyTM: to me i take that to mean “ohh i see you intentionaly sat in front of me, then left class with your back pocket open as an inviation for me to slip my phone # in it”

or not ne wayz =} i love being random it’s a major stress relief get these grueling issues and thoughts hammered out of my head

[23:29] a random blogged chick!: yeah i know what you mean

[23:32] a random blogged chick!: well hey hun im going to keep doing some work but i hope you had a good easter

[23:32] shab00tyTM: k la8az :P have a g00d nite

[23:32] a random blogged chick!: you too

[23:32] shab00tyTM: hope u saved me some eggs to hunt in ur panty Drawer

[23:32] shab00tyTM: j/k

[23:32] a random blogged chick!: haha

Fatal Image: ez

if she observes the easter holiday she damn well should

shahab-: yea then i was thinking about it and some1 could take that to mean i want to hunt for ‘period’ stained undies lol

Fatal Image: LOL..

great point.. didnt think of that..

———————————–

PLUGS:

BIG O & DUKES SHOW

http://www.bigoanddukes.com

JUNKIES IN THE MORNING ON HFS (formerly sports junkies of wjfk)

http://www.junkiesradio.com

Monday, April 12 - HFStival Announcement

Tune in at 7:30 am to hear the lineup, venue and other details of HFStival 2004. It’s going to be ridiculous.

LATER MAH PEOPLEZ,

Shahab aka shab00tyTM

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 11, 2004

WHFS…IT’S OFFICIAL :)

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 7, 2004

MsCherriLishuz18: ew mayun.

MsCherriLishuz18: my friends r nasty.

MsCherriLishuz18: well..2 of em.

shab00tyTM: y

MsCherriLishuz18: gLiTTeRgIrL 6666: Acc Soccer 13 (4:11:22 PM):

do you give head?
gLiTTeRgIrL 6666 (4:11:25 PM): yea
Acc Soccer 13 (4:11:39 PM):

how well do you have to know the guy
gLiTTeRgIrL 6666 (4:12:11 PM): i gave head b4 at a party and i onli knew the guy like 2 hrs..
Acc Soccer 13 (4:12:42 PM):

did anyone see you?
gLiTTeRgIrL 6666 (4:13:13 PM): no
gLiTTeRgIrL 6666 (4:13:17 PM): we were in a bedroom
Acc Soccer 13 (4:13:31 PM):

would you suck mine in a bathroom at a party
gLiTTeRgIrL 6666 (4:13:39 PM): i unno
Acc Soccer 13 (4:13:49 PM):

fine…bedroom
Acc Soccer 13 (4:14:19 PM):

ok?
gLiTTeRgIrL 6666 (4:14:34 PM): lol

MsCherriLishuz18: and then she told him she would…but she dont even know him

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: which friend is this

MsCherriLishuz18: caitlin

shab00tyTM: got a pic

MsCherriLishuz18: she’d come visit ur ass and give u head lmao

MsCherriLishuz18: brb ill get em

shab00tyTM: k

shab00tyTM: LOL|

shab00tyTM: i like those kinda girls when im in a drought but i aint in one right now -=)

MsCherriLishuz18: shes skanky

MsCherriLishuz18: lol :-P

MsCherriLishuz18: brb

shab00tyTM: tru

shab00tyTM: k

MsCherriLishuz18:

shab00tyTM: she aint got eye brows?

MsCherriLishuz18: lmfao

MsCherriLishuz18: ahahaha

shab00tyTM: mad she look like the devil from passions of Christ?

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

MsCherriLishuz18: ROFL

MsCherriLishuz18: i almost fell outta my chair

shab00tyTM: if u ever seen that movie devil lookd like her ass

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: OMG

MsCherriLishuz18: lmao i know ahaha

shab00tyTM: u seen it irght

MsCherriLishuz18: i cant..

MsCherriLishuz18: breathe..

MsCherriLishuz18: lmfao

MsCherriLishuz18: i thought i was the only one who noticed that shit

shab00tyTM: no eyebrows and sunken eyes is bad news =)

shab00tyTM: LOL

MsCherriLishuz18: damnit sha ur makin me

cough

shab00tyTM: lol

MsCherriLishuz18: cuz i got a cold

MsCherriLishuz18: lol

MsCherriLishuz18: *sigh* oh man

MsCherriLishuz18: whew

MsCherriLishuz18: LOL..im still laughin

shab00tyTM: this convos goin in my blog w/ those pix LOL

MsCherriLishuz18: lmfao!! OMG lmao

MsCherriLishuz18: she cannot see it lmao

shab00tyTM: na she wont =p

MsCherriLishuz18:

shab00tyTM: glad to know at least the devil gives good head

MsCherriLishuz18: ROFL

MsCherriLishuz18: :-X

shab00tyTM: =]

shab00tyTM: heh

MsCherriLishuz18: aha the devil gives good

head eh lol

shab00tyTM: mad she looks like ron jeremy in that pic

shab00tyTM: :P

MsCherriLishuz18: LMAO

MsCherriLishuz18: :-X:-X

shab00tyTM: heh

shab00tyTM: this is wyld ;-)

MsCherriLishuz18: shes always tellin me how great she is too

MsCherriLishuz18: like.."im not ugly i know im not.."

shab00tyTM: at head or in

general

shab00tyTM: LOL

MsCherriLishuz18: and "do u think im sexy"

shab00tyTM: wer

MsCherriLishuz18: im like lmao

shab00tyTM: she mad insecure =0

MsCherriLishuz18: iunno lol i guess

shab00tyTM: hehe

shab00tyTM: tell her i want her to autograph my hellboy poster

MsCherriLishuz18: i shouldnt talk tho i aint that great

MsCherriLishuz18: but damn if this aint funny

MsCherriLishuz18: lol

MsCherriLishuz18: :-X

MsCherriLishuz18: gods gonna strike me down man

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: dont worry god has a god sense of humor =0

shab00tyTM: thats why he made the devil love the cock

MsCherriLishuz18: lmfao

shab00tyTM: and made the devil have no gag reflex

shab00tyTM: =)

shab00tyTM: and swallowz

MsCherriLishuz18: ROFL. the devil is gonna get ur ass too

MsCherriLishuz18: :-D

shab00tyTM:

lol agreed

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(2) April 4, 2004

[13:55] shab00tyTM:

bombshell69: oh my god

Fatal Image: :(

rhetoricalapple: awww…that poor kitty

shab00tyTM: =0)

[13:57] mdzcutie: what’s this?

[13:57] mdzcutie: lol

[13:57] shab00tyTM: SOME PUZZY

[13:58] mdzcutie: lol

[13:58] mdzcutie: what!!!

[13:58] shab00tyTM:

bombshell69:  who does that to a cat

shab00tyTM: DUNNO

rhetoricalapple: haha

rhetoricalapple: that is so ugly

shab00tyTM: ITZ PIMP

rhetoricalapple: is it yours?

shab00tyTM: I WISH

rhetoricalapple: haha

shab00tyTM: lol

Zeiganfeld: seen those before

Zeiganfeld: "shaved pussy"

shab00tyTM: heh

[13:59] mdzcutie: lol

[13:59] mdzcutie: another one huh?

[13:59] mdzcutie: u mean

[13:59] shab00tyTM: WERD

[13:59] mdzcutie: actually..

[13:59] mdzcutie: the actual vagina

[14:00] shab00tyTM: NAH LION KITTY

[14:00] mdzcutie: ah ha

[14:00] mdzcutie:oh ok

[14:00] mdzcutie: i was about to say

[14:01] shab00tyTM: wut wuz u bout to say

[14:02] mdzcutie: naw

[14:02] mdzcutie: you

[14:02] mdzcutie: that you were going to show me some actual puzzy

[14:02] shab00tyTM: lol

[14:02] shab00tyTM: triu that

[14:16] grslstrill: eww what is it?

[14:16] shab00tyTM: a cat

[14:16] grslstrill: a real cat?

[14:17] shab00tyTM: yea

[14:17] shab00tyTM: shaved pussy

[14:18] grslstrill: omg…

[14:18] grslstrill: do u know craig david?

[14:18] shab00tyTM: yea

[14:18] grslstrill: i thought u look like him

[14:19] shab00tyTM: heh ive been told that before …people also say i look like eamon

[14:19] grslstrill: eamon?

[14:21] shab00tyTM:

http://www.eamonmusic.com/

[17:03] grslstrill: oh yea

[17:03] grslstrill: you look like him

[17:04] shab00tyTM: nah them bamas look like ME! :)

[17:05] grslstrill: haha

[17:05] grslstrill: maybe:-)

[17:06] shab00tyTM:=p best recognize

[18:03] shab00tyTM: my blog’s updated big time, check it out!

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 3, 2004

[12:13] shab00tyTM: yo monday night u busy? theres this thing at DREAM (its free) but its a big party they showin the national championship game and stuff it’s put on by the Sport’s JUNKIES (from WHFS).
[12:14] freshnclean420: really??? i might be able to come thru

[12:14] freshnclean420:

what time does it start?

[12:15] shab00tyTM:

http://www.junkiesradio.com/newssys/viewnews.cgi?newsid1080872868,75995,

Join the Junkies at Dream nightclub in DC for their "Hoopapalooza" bash. The party starts at 6 pm for this FREE show.

onedah420:

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=891319

shab00tyTM: lol at the Hellboy one

onedah420: hahaha

onedah420: yea

shab00tyTM: heh watermelon one is money too

shab00tyTM: omg at that dick viatelle one

GO HERE, then scroll down to the COMMENTS section. I made the first comment :)

http://bestweekever.vh1.com/2004/04/seinfeld_return.html

madd funny magnets:

http://www.funnymagnets.com/AdultsOnly.html

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 3, 2004

[00:50] phillythastunna: yo have u read my blog?

[00:50] phillythastunna: i just posted 2 new lyric joints

[00:51] shab00tyTM: u need to post pix of Alexis or whatever her name is =0)

[00:51] phillythastunna: LOL

[00:52] phillythastunna: she one of my business partner n shit

[00:54] shab00tyTM: i hope its risky business ;)

[00:55] phillythastunna:  LOL

poonie: find some other nice buddy icon

shahab *2k4*: no!

shahab *2k4*: damnit

shahab *2k4*: u gotta deal with it

shahab *2k4*: or just not talk to me

poonie: lol…..don’t be mad!!

poonie: =/

shahab *2k4*: lol

shahab *2k4*: i aint

poonie: good good!!

poonie: this black guy was teaching me how to say wussup and i aint

poonie: u is

shahab *2k4*: llol

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 3, 2004

———————–

ASKED MY FRIEND ABOUT FLAME POSTS (TRASH TALK) FOR A CLASS ASSIGNMENT FOR MY RHETORIC OF THE INTERNET CLASS::

Fatal Image: well, the best flame ever was from a-poc years ago…

wish I still had it but it was something like, GO TELL HAGE I’M SORRY HIS DAD HAS THE BIGGEST HAIRIEST PUSSY ANYWHERE, AND THAT HIS MOM HAS THE BIGGEST HAIRIEST DICK ANY NIGGER HAS EVER SEEN

shahab-: LOL

shahab-: that’d be fun to hand to the teacher to read for the class

and say

APRIL FOOLS on the bottom :)

Fatal Image: hehe yes

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 3, 2004

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Woman grows extra breasts

shahab-: lol nice breast story =)

Fatal Image: no pics oh well

shahab-: tru

shahab-: i wanted to see her in the sequel to total recall

Fatal Image: lol forgot about that scene :)

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) April 3, 2004