[23:32] shab00tyTM: u know what im in the mood for?
[23:32] shab00tyTM: a snickers icecream bar
[23:32] sisjenny: mmm
[23:34] shab00tyTM: go get me one :(
[23:35] sisjenny: haha yes master, a.k.a GET IT YOURSELF
[23:35] sisjenny: :-D
[23:36] shab00tyTM: if u asked me id go get you one… a different kind of icecream bar… instead of hungry why wait: snicker’s youu’d get a horny? why wait… ROOFIES-icecream bar from me ..j/k
[23:43] sisjenny: hah, those dont look like peanu…..*clunk*
im learning zippo tricks: http://lightertricks.com/
shab00tyTM: it wuz funny today in my rhetoric of black america at the end of class this white girl made an announcment that thers some black exibit at some museam in DC she went to and was recommending that every1 go see it and she was like the only thing is its at the BACK of the museam lol….
excuse me if i seem obscene to you
but im being real and that seems the thing to do
im just living and uh loving
smoking and a fucking
out here on the grind fo real
and if i cant get no love then
imma have to pump steel
—–
my two future wives posing for a got milk? ad…
http://www.whatevs.org/images/dailypics/04_04/gotbuzz.jpg
damn can’t wait till i marry them and we do a GOT MANMUSTARD? ad photoshoot inside our home
p.s.
this just in: a GOT HARD? ad: http://www.ashidome.com/chrisbug/got_hard.jpg
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my friend gave me a questionare and then pasted me back this:
[20:13] baybepnay: Deep down you have an innner girl side of you therefore playing with G.I. Joes. You maybe prone to whining and acting like a lil bitch. You were deprived as a child from material things and are constantly seeking to be loved and accepted. Though you are sensitve, you tell the world you don’t give a damn and are very spiteful at times. You live your life getting though all the mint chocolate chips in your life… life isn’t as smooth as [ice] cream as you would hope sometimes, but you are very thankful of everything that has come to you. You have player tendencies but you are a true sweetheart by nature. You try to be sly and slick but sometimes fall in your slipperyness instead of sliding through things. You like your women creamy and sweet; smooth, delicious, good heart, willing to warm you up, and give you a caffeine high when you low in life.
[20:15] shab00tyTM: aww
[20:15] shab00tyTM: thats describing val the last part
[20:15] baybepnay: lol right
[20:15] baybepnay: your analasis sucks
[20:15] baybepnay: it’s so …
[20:15] baybepnay: soo..
[20:15] baybepnay: i don’t know
[20:16] shab00tyTM: its tru though
[20:16] baybepnay: ya right
[20:16] baybepnay: this analysis questionaire sucks
[20:16] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$
[20:16] shab00tyTM: dont be mad
[20:16] shab00tyTM: im a sweetie
[20:16] shab00tyTM: and u know it
[20:16] baybepnay: lol
[20:16] baybepnay: fine
[20:17] shab00tyTM: clap ur hands clap clap
[20:17] shab00tyTM: if ur wet and u know take off ur soggy panties and show it clap ur butt cheecks clap clapp
[20:17] baybepnay: yuck lol
[20:17] shab00tyTM: =p
about my buddy icon these days:
[00:58] sisjenny: its ass kicking at its finest : )
[00:59] shab00tyTM: i just tell em its girl fighting and the jello got edited out and clothes got edited in
[20:58] shab00tyTM: coke and oj are key
[20:58] baybepnay: aitey
[20:58] baybepnay: thanks you’re a doll
[20:58] shab00tyTM: aww
[20:58] shab00tyTM: u 2 too
[20:58] shab00tyTM: except i dont have to tilt ur head for u to blink
[20:59] baybepnay: LOL
[20:59] baybepnay: thank god for that
[20:59] baybepnay: them dolls are scurry
[20:59] baybepnay: :)
[20:59] shab00tyTM: agreed =) XOOX
http://www.realdolldoctor.com/surgeryindex.htm
HOLLA
[18:58]
shab00tyTM: i was gonna retire my blog for a while but i have to post
this eh =)
[18:26] shab00tyTM: man i feel dumb wanna know why
[18:26] mdzcutie: why?
[18:28] shab00tyTM: i went to the store got
some lighter fluid
lol my dumb ass… i refilld the lighter … but i guess it over floodded when i wuz fillin it up and i lit it and that shit was like a fucking tourch in my hands…i closed the lid it still wouldnt go out..i even dropd it on the floor in between my books and clothes …grabd it as its flaming threw it in the sink, turnd on water ..still wouldnt go out lol till like 10 seconds of puttin water on it
THATS NOT THE DUMB PART
the dumb part is: i was "Filling it" with butane!!!! NOT LIGHTERFLUID……..i was basically spraying a flamable air into it lol wtf
am i thinking i feel retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[18:29] mdzcutie: lol
[18:29] mdzcutie: AH HA
[18:29] mdzcutie: LMAO
[18:29] mdzcutie: are u ok Shab?
[18:29] mdzcutie: what were you thinking?
[18:29] shab00tyTM: yea im aight i went and
returnd it and got my refund =p
[18:29] shab00tyTM: i dunno yo :P
[18:29] shab00tyTM: phil aint know any better though :-)
[18:30] mdzcutie: lol
[18:30] mdzcutie: awww
[18:30] mdzcutie: poor baby!!
[18:30] shab00tyTM: im lucky i aint fuckin burn down my room lol
[18:31] mdzcutie: yes
[18:31] mdzcutie: we wouldn’t have wanted you to do that
[18:31] shab00tyTM: i wouldnt want to lose ur panties i got hung up on my wall (:
[18:32] mdzcutie: ah ha
[18:32] mdzcutie: oh really
[18:32] shab00tyTM: its a limited editino
[18:32] shab00tyTM: edition
[18:34] mdzcutie: lol
[18:34] mdzcutie: ah ha
[18:34] mdzcutie: u a trip
[18:34] mdzcutie: thanx though
[18:35] shab00tyTM: no i mean its an edible
undie those dont last forever =)
[18:35] mdzcutie: lol
[18:35] mdzcutie: they don’t last forever?
[18:39] shab00tyTM: na think about it..fruit roll ups got an expiration date
[18:40] mdzcutie: true..true
[18:40] mdzcutie: lol
[18:44] shab00tyTM: im lucky i aint burn my
eyebrows out :-)
[18:46] mdzcutie: yes…
[18:46] mdzcutie: or your face for that matter
[18:47] shab00tyTM: the lord be lookin over
me :P
[18:48] mdzcutie: YES….
[18:48] mdzcutie: that’s the truth
[18:49] shab00tyTM: it’s not shahab’s destiny to be a burn victim
[18:49] mdzcutie: lol
[18:49] mdzcutie: ah ha
[18:49] mdzcutie: yea
[18:49] mdzcutie: i never thought about it that way
[18:50] shab00tyTM: i am less convincing of a pimp that way
[18:50] shab00tyTM: =p
[18:50] mdzcutie: oh u a pimp now!!!
[18:50] mdzcutie: lol
[18:51] shab00tyTM: lol
[18:51] shab00tyTM: its my
destiny
blog updates have slowed down
too much to do , on my mind etc… think of it as a precautionary move to make myself less accessible from the public! as an ego boost heh j/k…
i think from now on i’ll be more selective on what I post because that means less work for me:
[23:07] shab00tyTM: man i had a dream last night… this girl i had dated rite..she wuz a lil chubby rite well ne way.. in my dream she apparently lost all the weight got madd fit, tight body etc and i was like wow and started to holla at her like flirted w/ her and stuff … lol, tryin to get back w/ her…
ne wayz sucks to wake up feeling shallow :(
oh and happy easter :)
[23:12] a random blogged chick!: haha happy easter
[23:15] shab00tyTM: it wuz funny, i cringed everytime i got a happy easter txt msg on my phone because now my unlim text msgs for first three months is over and im like NOOOO STFU!!! FUCK :)
[23:21] a random blogged chick!: hahaha
[23:24] shab00tyTM: and now for the “im a dork trifecta” …btw my mind works weird, my backpack’s back pocket (like where u put pens and shit) ..the zipper is broken, and like when im leavin a class and a clasmate if a chick, she notifys me that “you forgot to zipup your backpack” and i tell em oh its broken and smile …well i deep down think they are flirting with me :]
[23:25] a random blogged chick!: : haha
[23:28] shab00tyTM: to me i take that to mean “ohh i see you intentionaly sat in front of me, then left class with your back pocket open as an inviation for me to slip my phone # in it”
or not ne wayz =} i love being random it’s a major stress relief get these grueling issues and thoughts hammered out of my head
[23:29] a random blogged chick!: yeah i know what you mean
[23:32] a random blogged chick!: well hey hun im going to keep doing some work but i hope you had a good easter
[23:32] shab00tyTM: k la8az :P have a g00d nite
[23:32] a random blogged chick!: you too
[23:32] shab00tyTM: hope u saved me some eggs to hunt in ur panty Drawer
[23:32] shab00tyTM: j/k
[23:32] a random blogged chick!: haha
Fatal Image: ez
if she observes the easter holiday she damn well should
shahab-: yea then i was thinking about it and some1 could take that to mean i want to hunt for ‘period’ stained undies lol
Fatal Image: LOL..
great point.. didnt think of that..
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Tune in at 7:30 am to hear the lineup, venue and other details of HFStival 2004. It’s going to be ridiculous.
LATER MAH PEOPLEZ,
Shahab aka shab00tyTM
MsCherriLishuz18: ew mayun.
MsCherriLishuz18: my friends r nasty.
MsCherriLishuz18: well..2 of em.
shab00tyTM: y
MsCherriLishuz18: gLiTTeRgIrL 6666: Acc Soccer 13 (4:11:22 PM):
do you give head?
gLiTTeRgIrL 6666 (4:11:25 PM): yea
Acc Soccer 13 (4:11:39 PM):
how well do you have to know the guy
gLiTTeRgIrL 6666
Acc Soccer 13 (4:12:42 PM):
did anyone see you?
gLiTTeRgIrL 6666 (4:13:13 PM): no
gLiTTeRgIrL 6666 (4:13:17 PM): we were in a bedroom
Acc Soccer 13 (4:13:31 PM):
would you suck mine in a bathroom at a party
gLiTTeRgIrL 6666 (4:13:39 PM): i unno
Acc Soccer 13 (4:13:49 PM):
fine…bedroom
Acc Soccer 13 (4:14:19 PM):
ok?
gLiTTeRgIrL 6666 (4:14:34 PM): lol MsCherriLishuz18: and then she told him she would…but she dont even know him shab00tyTM: lol shab00tyTM: which friend is this MsCherriLishuz18: caitlin shab00tyTM: got a pic MsCherriLishuz18: she’d come visit ur ass and give u head lmao MsCherriLishuz18: brb ill get em shab00tyTM: k shab00tyTM: LOL| shab00tyTM: i like those kinda girls when im in a drought but i aint in one right now -=) MsCherriLishuz18: shes skanky MsCherriLishuz18: lol :-P MsCherriLishuz18: brb shab00tyTM: tru shab00tyTM: k MsCherriLishuz18:



$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ MsCherriLishuz18: ROFL MsCherriLishuz18: i almost fell outta my chair shab00tyTM: if u ever seen that movie devil lookd like her ass shab00tyTM: LOL shab00tyTM: OMG MsCherriLishuz18: lmao i know ahaha shab00tyTM: u seen it irght MsCherriLishuz18: i cant.. MsCherriLishuz18: breathe.. MsCherriLishuz18: lmfao MsCherriLishuz18: i thought i was the only one who noticed that shit shab00tyTM: no eyebrows and sunken eyes is bad news =) shab00tyTM: LOL MsCherriLishuz18: damnit sha ur makin me
cough shab00tyTM: lol MsCherriLishuz18: cuz i got a cold MsCherriLishuz18: lol MsCherriLishuz18: *sigh* oh man MsCherriLishuz18: whew MsCherriLishuz18: LOL..im still laughin shab00tyTM: this convos goin in my blog w/ those pix LOL MsCherriLishuz18: lmfao!! OMG lmao MsCherriLishuz18: she cannot see it lmao shab00tyTM: na she wont =p MsCherriLishuz18:
shab00tyTM: glad to know at least the devil gives good head
MsCherriLishuz18: ROFL
MsCherriLishuz18: :-X
shab00tyTM: =]
shab00tyTM: heh
MsCherriLishuz18: aha the devil gives goodhead eh lol shab00tyTM: mad she looks like ron jeremy in that pic shab00tyTM: :P MsCherriLishuz18: LMAO MsCherriLishuz18: :-X:-X shab00tyTM: heh shab00tyTM: this is wyld ;-) MsCherriLishuz18: shes always tellin me how great she is too MsCherriLishuz18: like.."im not ugly i know im not.." shab00tyTM: at head or in
general shab00tyTM: LOL MsCherriLishuz18: and "do u think im sexy" shab00tyTM: wer MsCherriLishuz18: im like lmao shab00tyTM: she mad insecure =0 MsCherriLishuz18: iunno lol i guess shab00tyTM: hehe shab00tyTM: tell her i want her to autograph my hellboy poster MsCherriLishuz18: i shouldnt talk tho i aint that great MsCherriLishuz18: but damn if this aint funny MsCherriLishuz18: lol MsCherriLishuz18: :-X MsCherriLishuz18: gods gonna strike me down man shab00tyTM: lol shab00tyTM: dont worry god has a god sense of humor =0 shab00tyTM: thats why he made the devil love the cock MsCherriLishuz18: lmfao shab00tyTM: and made the devil have no gag reflex shab00tyTM: =) shab00tyTM: and swallowz MsCherriLishuz18: ROFL. the devil is gonna get ur ass too MsCherriLishuz18: :-D shab00tyTM:
lol agreed
[13:55] shab00tyTM:
bombshell69: oh my god
Fatal Image: :(
rhetoricalapple: awww…that poor kitty
shab00tyTM: =0)
[13:57] mdzcutie: what’s this?
[13:57] mdzcutie: lol
[13:57] shab00tyTM: SOME PUZZY
[13:58] mdzcutie: lol
[13:58] mdzcutie: what!!!
[13:58] shab00tyTM:
bombshell69: who does that to a cat
shab00tyTM: DUNNO
rhetoricalapple: haha
rhetoricalapple: that is so ugly
shab00tyTM: ITZ PIMP
rhetoricalapple: is it yours?
shab00tyTM: I WISH
rhetoricalapple: haha
shab00tyTM: lol
Zeiganfeld: seen those before
Zeiganfeld: "shaved pussy"
shab00tyTM: heh
[13:59] mdzcutie: lol
[13:59] mdzcutie: another one huh?
[13:59] mdzcutie: u mean
[13:59] shab00tyTM: WERD
[13:59] mdzcutie: actually..
[13:59] mdzcutie: the actual vagina
[14:00] shab00tyTM: NAH LION KITTY
[14:00] mdzcutie: ah ha
[14:00] mdzcutie:oh ok
[14:00] mdzcutie: i was about to say
[14:01] shab00tyTM: wut wuz u bout to say
[14:02] mdzcutie: naw
[14:02] mdzcutie: you
[14:02] mdzcutie: that you were going to show me some actual puzzy
[14:02] shab00tyTM: lol
[14:02] shab00tyTM: triu that
[14:16] grslstrill: eww what is it?
[14:16] shab00tyTM: a cat
[14:16] grslstrill: a real cat?
[14:17] shab00tyTM: yea
[14:17] shab00tyTM: shaved pussy
[14:18] grslstrill: omg…
[14:18] grslstrill: do u know craig david?
[14:18] shab00tyTM: yea
[14:18] grslstrill: i thought u look like him
[14:19] shab00tyTM: heh ive been told that before …people also say i look like eamon
[14:19] grslstrill: eamon?
[14:21] shab00tyTM:
http://www.eamonmusic.com/
[17:03] grslstrill: oh yea
[17:03] grslstrill: you look like him
[17:04] shab00tyTM: nah them bamas look like ME! :)
[17:05] grslstrill: haha
[17:05] grslstrill: maybe:-)
[17:06] shab00tyTM:=p best recognize
[18:03] shab00tyTM: my blog’s updated big time, check it out!
[12:13] shab00tyTM: yo monday night u busy? theres this thing at DREAM (its free) but its a big party they showin the national championship game and stuff it’s put on by the Sport’s JUNKIES (from WHFS).
[12:14] freshnclean420: really??? i might be able to come thru
[12:14] freshnclean420:
what time does it start?
[12:15] shab00tyTM:
http://www.junkiesradio.com/newssys/viewnews.cgi?newsid1080872868,75995,
Join the Junkies at Dream nightclub in DC for their "Hoopapalooza" bash. The party starts at 6 pm for this FREE show.
onedah420:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=891319
shab00tyTM: lol at the Hellboy one
onedah420: hahaha
onedah420: yea
shab00tyTM: heh watermelon one is money too
shab00tyTM: omg at that dick viatelle one
GO HERE, then scroll down to the COMMENTS section. I made the first comment :)
http://bestweekever.vh1.com/2004/04/seinfeld_return.html
madd funny magnets:
http://www.funnymagnets.com/AdultsOnly.html
[00:50] phillythastunna: yo have u read my blog?
[00:50] phillythastunna: i just posted 2 new lyric joints
[00:51] shab00tyTM: u need to post pix of Alexis or whatever her name is =0)
[00:51] phillythastunna: LOL
[00:52] phillythastunna: she one of my business partner n shit
[00:54] shab00tyTM: i hope its risky business ;)
[00:55] phillythastunna: LOL
poonie: find some other nice buddy icon
shahab *2k4*: no!
shahab *2k4*: damnit
shahab *2k4*: u gotta deal with it
shahab *2k4*: or just not talk to me
poonie: lol…..don’t be mad!!
poonie: =/
shahab *2k4*: lol
shahab *2k4*: i aint
poonie: good good!!
poonie: this black guy was teaching me how to say wussup and i aint
poonie: u is
shahab *2k4*: llol
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ASKED MY FRIEND ABOUT FLAME POSTS (TRASH TALK) FOR A CLASS ASSIGNMENT FOR MY RHETORIC OF THE INTERNET CLASS::
Fatal Image: well, the best flame ever was from a-poc years ago…
wish I still had it but it was something like, GO TELL HAGE I’M SORRY HIS DAD HAS THE BIGGEST HAIRIEST PUSSY ANYWHERE, AND THAT HIS MOM HAS THE BIGGEST HAIRIEST DICK ANY NIGGER HAS EVER SEEN
shahab-: LOL
shahab-: that’d be fun to hand to the teacher to read for the class
and say
APRIL FOOLS on the bottom :)
Fatal Image: hehe yes
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shahab-: lol nice breast story =)
Fatal Image: no pics oh well
shahab-: tru
shahab-: i wanted to see her in the sequel to total recall
Fatal Image: lol forgot about that scene :)


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