the stranger to husband |relationship scale| OR % till u makin’ me pancakes in the morn…
POLL:

POLL FOR THE FEMALE READERS OUT THERE (MOST OF U)

on a scale of 1-10 , 1 being complete stranger u don’t know and 10 being ur husband … where do I stand?

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) March 31, 2004

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shoutoutzlist/shortiez of the nite:

p00n (yes that’s her name lol –yes she just got her braces off), val (yes she’s getting her braces off), kel (yes she’s high), su (yes she needs braces), sis-jenny (yes she gets me high on life), sarah (stop sending me snap shots of ur slit wrist that you took w/ your cellphone cam), tara (my salsa), seldi (because she likes stuffing envelopes w/ tampax), me (because im updating my blog) XOXO ^_^

happy b-day to su, and griselda! yay too bad I ain’t get you nothin but love (: and even that, I had to buy off the blackmarket in a dark alley…I think I traded a kidney for it (:

and while i’m making mindless plugs and shoutouts check out:

this flyer for my friend’s radio show here at WMUC…

and next week expect some big thangz…h0lla…

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) March 30, 2004

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I’m the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl’s to take off their underpants

And the lead singer of my band, my salsa

Makes all the pretty girl’s wanna dance

My salsa, look out for my next single,

it’s called My Salsa…

My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa

Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance

And take off their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance

And take off their underpants, my salsa

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) March 29, 2004

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You know precisely what you’re doing when the sheets are pulled down and the

panties go right along with them.

You’re also super confident, and rightly so.

Because any man who may be fortunate enough to find himself between your legs is

a happy man, indeed.

You’re the type of woman men brag about in locker rooms: knowledgeable,

adorable, and lickable.

You’ve gotten to the point that you don’t even have to try so hard.

It all just comes naturally: the mouth, the hips, everything underneath.

One lovely little package.

 

http://www.lando.co.uk/ new southpark

episode for download!

 

OK FOLKS,

NO COLOR IN THIS BIG ASS BLOG UPDATE!

IM A LAZY FUCKER RIGHT BE4 SPRING BREAK!

BUT HEY THINK OF IT THIS WAY, YOU HAVE A WHOLE WEEK TO READ IT!!! (:

READ A LIL’ CONVO A DAY WITH YOUR MORNING COFFEE.MAUYAHAHA!

 

[14:09] seskychik2k4: Have you seen eminem’s new video???

[14:10] shab00tyTM: na

[14:10] seskychik2k4: omg its hilarious

[14:10] seskychik2k4: you have to watch it, the best part is "my salsa"

[14:10] shab00tyTM: i heard the song but not the video

[14:11] seskychik2k4: the song is called my band

[14:11] shab00tyTM: i kno

[14:11] seskychik2k4: go to launch

[14:11] seskychik2k4: you can watch it that way

[14:14] seskychik2k4:

http://search.launch.yahoo.com/search/lsearch/all?p=eminem

[14:21] shab00tyTM: tru

[14:21] seskychik2k4: tru what

[14:22] shab00tyTM: tru THAT

 

 

 

[00:10] shab00tyTM: yo when u had stat u were allowed to have a crib sheet right

[00:11] baybepnay: nope

[00:11] shab00tyTM: we are

[00:11] baybepnay: some classes have it though

[00:11] baybepnay: ya

[00:11] shab00tyTM: eheh

[00:11] baybepnay: we had to memorize the equations

[00:11] shab00tyTM: thats what im working on

[00:11] shab00tyTM: damn

[00:11] shab00tyTM: sux for u

[00:11] baybepnay: it was aite though.. i still do ok

[00:11] shab00tyTM: heh

[00:11] shab00tyTM: cause u got azn in u

[00:11] baybepnay: but like on the final he put most of the equations on it for

us

[00:11] baybepnay: i got azn in me??

[00:12] baybepnay: what’s that supposed to mean??

[00:12] shab00tyTM: azn are good at math

[00:12] baybepnay: haha

[00:12] baybepnay: not all

[00:12] baybepnay: that’s a myth

[00:12] shab00tyTM: hehe

[00:12] shab00tyTM: k

[00:12] shab00tyTM: =)

[00:12] baybepnay: i just like math

[00:12] baybepnay: :)

[00:12] shab00tyTM: well my big dick isnt a myth

[00:12] shab00tyTM: (:

[00:12] shab00tyTM: u just like big dicks

[00:12] shab00tyTM: l9

[00:12] shab00tyTM: LOL

[00:12] baybepnay: OMG LOL

[00:12] shab00tyTM: lol

[00:12] shab00tyTM: did i say that =)

[00:13] baybepnay: uumm ya you did

[00:13] baybepnay: hehe

[00:13] shab00tyTM: =] ok imma go work on my crib sheet

 

[01:42] baybepnay: :)

[01:42] shab00tyTM: im mad thirsty

[01:42] shab00tyTM: k

[01:42] baybepnay: go drink

[01:42] shab00tyTM: ran out

[01:43] baybepnay: drink from the faucet

[01:43] baybepnay: ;)

[01:43] shab00tyTM: k

[01:47] shab00tyTM: AHHAHA i just remembered i had pink lemonade mix..so i filld

my water bottle w/ cold tap water and then put the mix in YAY

[01:48] baybepnay: hehe.. clever boy

[01:48] baybepnay: i love pink lemonade

[01:48] shab00tyTM: behind every clever boy there is an undressed pinay

[01:48] baybepnay: HAHAHA

[01:48] shab00tyTM: =)

[01:48] baybepnay: sure there is

[01:48] shab00tyTM: u mean

[01:48] shab00tyTM: there sure is

[01:48] shab00tyTM: =)

[01:48] baybepnay: HAHA

[01:49] baybepnay: stop gaming sweetie and finish your work

[01:49] shab00tyTM: ok hun ttyl

[01:49] baybepnay: okie dokie

[01:49] baybepnay: drink your lemonade

[01:49] baybepnay: don’t get dehydrated!

[01:49] baybepnay: :)

[01:49] shab00tyTM: will do

ONE OF MY FAV CONVOS:

[16:10] baybepnay: hey i got a 94 on my organic chem exam and a 90 on my

medtech quiz :)

[16:10] shab00tyTM: U GO GIRL

[16:11] baybepnay: i’mma bring it home to my mom and frame it on the frig

[16:11] shab00tyTM: nice

[16:12] baybepnay: maybe i should like laminate it too

[16:12] baybepnay: i’ve never seen an A in chem lol

[16:13] shab00tyTM: (:

[16:13] shab00tyTM: i have

[16:13] shab00tyTM: for the element: ANUS

[16:13] baybepnay: u suck lol

[16:14] shab00tyTM: $

[16:15] baybepnay: that’s not an element!

[16:16] shab00tyTM: =p it is if it is mixed w/ the element KY

[16:16] baybepnay: =-O

[16:16] shab00tyTM: hehe

[16:16] baybepnay: you are so bad

[16:16] shab00tyTM: tru

 

valmsn: dude.. i just checked the weather in Vegas right now (where imma be for

springbreak).. and it’s really

really hot

valmsn: 80’s - 90’s

shahab *2k4*: damn

shahab *2k4*: val gonna be sweaty

valmsn: i guess i’ll just bring all shorts and skirts then

valmsn: and tanks

valmsn: cut the long pants and long sleeves lol

shahab *2k4*: lol thats hot

shahab *2k4*: ill cut ur clothes off u

valmsn: haha gay

shahab *2k4*: ur panties

shahab *2k4*: especially

valmsn: lol

valmsn: don’t ruin them..

valmsn: just slide them off

valmsn: no need to cut them off

shahab *2k4*: but that’s kinkier

valmsn: but you ruin a whole nice pair of panties

shahab *2k4*: well

shahab *2k4*: ill cuut u out of ur granny pannies

valmsn: haha

shahab *2k4*: lol

shahab *2k4*: or how bout i just cut ur granny panties into thong

shahab *2k4*: then slide em off

valmsn: wth lol

shahab *2k4*: lol

shahab *2k4*: fear me

valmsn: i won’t let you near me with scissors

valmsn: 8-) don’t trust ya with the scissors

shahab *2k4*: lol

shahab *2k4*: ill use the elementary school dull tipped ones

shahab *2k4*: cause ya seem to trust me w/ other dull things around u wink wink

valmsn: :-O

valmsn: so sexual

shahab *2k4*: lol i know right im so hormonal

valmsn: agree

shahab *2k4*: i make whores moan what can i say :) j/k

valmsn: ^o)

shahab *2k4*: http://www.wam.umd.edu/~shahabs/d198.jpg

valmsn: what’s that?

valmsn: some more sexual shahab stuf?

shahab *2k4*: LOL

valmsn: (bah)(}) = not right!!

shahab *2k4*: tru

valmsn: do you think i should bring some of my books on my trip?

shahab *2k4*: what kinda books

valmsn: this sociology book

valmsn: ain’t no makin it

shahab *2k4*: its for schoo or leisure

valmsn: fuck that .. school of course

shahab *2k4*: heh guess so

shahab *2k4*: id say take a leisure book too

shahab *2k4*: $

shahab *2k4*: like my self help book: Coping from bein away from shab00ty ‘04

edition

valmsn: LOL

valmsn: and oh do i need that book

valmsn: i don’t know what i’ll do for a whole week without you

valmsn: in vegas.. sin city

shahab *2k4*: $$$

shahab *2k4*: in sin city without ur man of sin

valmsn: maybe i’ll be lucky to find one there ;)

shahab *2k4*: aww

shahab *2k4*: that aint right =)

valmsn: hahaha

shahab *2k4*: im all the man u need

valmsn: lol

shahab *2k4*: im dlwonakloadin porn

valmsn: why.. you horny

valmsn: or you miss me?

shahab *2k4*: well i miss u so i think about u so i get horny so i dl porn so i

beat off

valmsn: omg lol

valmsn: great logic i guess

shahab *2k4*: not in that order though its i watch porn , get reminded of u as

im jerkin off and them miss u after i bust a nut

valmsn: *-)hhmm.. i’m not sure what order seemed better

shahab *2k4*: lol

valmsn: k sha.. i’mma pack up my laptop now

valmsn: gonna go soon :D

shahab *2k4*: l

shahab *2k4*: k later ma

*** "valmsn" signed off at Fri Mar 19 11:00:53 2004.

 

 

onedah420: new outkast video

 http://mp.aol.com/dalaillama/video.index.adp?mxid=ti,1128806&_AOLFORM=w656.h395.p7.R10

 

 

IM SO JEALOUS THAT UMBC’s VERSION OF ARTATTACK OWNS OURS:

http://sta.umbc.edu/orgs/seb/sebwebsite/quadmania.html

but at least we do have this:  (though I’m too lazy to get tix)

shab00tyTM: yo u know who kevin smith is?

onedah420: not sure

shab00tyTM: he’s comin to umd april 2nd.. he’s the writer director actor =) of

the series of movies… he’s silent bob http://see.umd.edu/events/04.02.04/flyer.jpg

shab00tyTM: imma go

onedah420: ah yeah

onedah420: kevin smith

onedah420: now i know

shab00tyTM: he’s proly coming to promote jersey girl

 

 

 

Away Message:

Your Candy Heart is "Fuck Me" When people say V-day is romantic, they’re not

wrong.

It’s just that you’re idea of romance is doing it all night long.

So screw the dinner, the cards, and the roses.

You’ll show love by doing it in many poses.

What Naughty Candy Heart Are You?

http://www.quizdiva.com/candyheartquiz.html

u’z a pop-tart sweetheart…

u soft in the middle…

 

 

 

 

A DIRECTORY FILLED WITH FUNNY ASS VIDS!!! GOTTA PEEP EM ALL:

http://he.fi/video/?C=M;O=D

 

 

MISS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?

Fatal Image: impressive flash sonic game

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sonic.html

shahab-: man my comps slow =)

 

 

[23:47] sisjenny: well thurs after the exam and after work im taking off for

florida for the weekend

[23:47] shab00tyTM: o werd

[23:47] shab00tyTM: tight

[23:47] shab00tyTM: sat is Iranian new years lol

[23:48] sisjenny: yes, though how practical im not sure yet, one of my friends up

and decided to move to Florida without telling anyone, he quit his job, band and

dropped the apartment contract and left, and like 2 days ago his best friend,

whose my close friend was like lets go to florida! and i was like man i have

work on monday and shes like so do i! so we’re goin, but its like a 18 hr drive

down and another 18 back and we need to be back by mon :-) oOoo … does that

mean awesome iranian food ….??????

[23:49] shab00tyTM: LOL yea def… means another reason to drink too :)

if i have left overs [from new years] monday ill offer ya some

[23:49] shab00tyTM: hehe 18 there and back so that leaves u what 17 to party? :)

[23:49] sisjenny: sweeet

[23:49] sisjenny: haha basically

[23:50] shab00tyTM: we gon hang this s.b. right

[23:50] shab00tyTM: sing for my parents

[23:50] shab00tyTM: SIKE

EDITORS NOTE: (inside joke) (home girl can’t sing) (i hope she’s not reading my

blog!!!)

[23:52] shab00tyTM: eminem did say…sing for the moment but lets hope we dont

have any moments like that especially around glass

[23:54] sisjenny: haha

[23:54] shab00tyTM: lol j/k ma ;] i kid because i love

[23:54] shab00tyTM: i love because u are the pill and cant have kids? j/k :)

[23:56] sisjenny: hah

[23:57] shab00tyTM: u the one drivin 18 hours btw?

[23:58] sisjenny: dunno yet, well if she drives, her car is stick so shed have

to drive the whole way, im hoping she doesnt trust my driving and i can sleep :)

[00:01] shab00tyTM: yea just be real aggressive about her drivin =) and ull get

ur way… =]

[00:01] shab00tyTM: i would say slip her a few drinks too to get ur way but

that’d be bad when getting her to drive is the issue

[00:01] sisjenny: hah, just a little

 

 

 

shab00tyTM: whats this girls problem?

<PASTIE>

shab00tyTM: hi

pixies4kitty: hey

shab00tyTM: we aint conversed in a while, wanted to make sure ur still going

thru w/ the abortion

pixies4kitty: excuse me?

shab00tyTM: it was a hyperbole =0

shab00tyTM: im kddin wtf

shab00tyTM: 4 entries found for hyperbole.

hy·per·bo·le ( P ) Pronunciation Key (h-pûrb-l)

n.

A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I

could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton. or please abort that baby into

a bed-pan

Fatal Image: haha

youre ruthless :)

[00:08] baybepnay: what the heck lol

[00:08] baybepnay: u stoopid

[00:09] baybepnay: where’d you get that.. the urban dictionary again?

[00:10] baybepnay: you tryin to make that you’re whole lingo now??

[00:10] baybepnay: please abort that baby into a bed-pan <– you made that up!!

you are so mean babe

[00:10] shab00tyTM: LOL

[00:10] shab00tyTM: thx

[00:11] baybepnay: thanks my ass

[00:11] baybepnay: that’s so so..

[00:11] baybepnay: i dont’ know.. u i guess lol

[00:11] shab00tyTM: LOL

[00:11] shab00tyTM: *IM ALL GRINS*

[00:11] baybepnay: no heart

[00:12] shab00tyTM: :-[

[00:12] baybepnay: aaww.. don’t be sad.. i’m just kidding

[00:12] shab00tyTM: :-$

[00:12] baybepnay: you got a heart full of perverted and pornorific, sexual

jokes

[00:13] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$$$

 

 

[23:12] baybepnay: shahab.. what’s an irish potato?

[23:16] shab00tyTM: Irish Potato

(no votes)

When a guy has a REALLY big chode that’s covered in bumps and shit.

"Yeah, I heard Matt has an Irish potato."

[23:16] baybepnay: wtf

[23:16] shab00tyTM: u asked

[23:16] baybepnay: now you know that’s not right

[23:16] shab00tyTM: lol

[23:16] shab00tyTM: yea it is wtf

[23:16] shab00tyTM:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=irish+potato&f=1

[23:17] baybepnay: no like what’s a real Irish potato

[23:17] shab00tyTM: Irish Potato

2 votes

A very strange vegetable (are potatoes vegetables? look it up) that is very

oddly a potato that is grown in IRELAND

Oh theres english potatoes, welsh potatoes, IRISH POTATOES!

[23:17] shab00tyTM: OHHH

[23:17] shab00tyTM: i thought u meant the sexual term

[23:17] baybepnay: no i didn’t mean the sexual term you big gay

[23:17] shab00tyTM: so did that help

[23:18] baybepnay: dude our RA’s made irish potatoes for the whole building

though.. and this stuff for like stuff on it

[23:18] baybepnay: and it smell like cinnamon

[23:18] baybepnay: i’m scared to try it

[23:18] baybepnay: lol

[23:23] shab00tyTM: LOL

[23:24] shab00tyTM: dont give it to Lillian’s big ass

[23:24] shab00tyTM: lol

[23:24] baybepnay: OMG

[23:24] baybepnay: you are so mean

[23:24] shab00tyTM: =p

 

 

 

GOALS IN LIFE… BE THAT RODDICK GUY (:

 

Get your own customized SpongeBob SquarePants Jersey.

 

‘IN CASE MY BLOG’S EVER DOWN, THIS IS THE PAGE THAT IT SHOULD REDIRECT TO:

 

SPEAKING OF MY BLOG BEING DOWN…THIS SHOULD BE LIFE FOR YOU W/O MY BLOGGINGS:

 

 

FUNNY NEWS STORIES TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.pressherald.com/news/state/040316crossguy.shtml

britownzu: lmfao

britownzu: what a crackhead

 

ASS FUCKING STORY

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040316/od_nm/afghan_soldier_donkey_dc_1

RELATED JOKE: (and picture under joke)

 … A man and his wife are on vacation in Afghanistan. While shopping

in a small village, the wife asks her husband what time it was, and looking down

at his wrist the man realized he had left his watch in the motel room. After a

few unsuccessful attempts to find an english speaking local, the couple finally

finds an elderly man sitting quietly on the street with his donkey.

"Excuse me," the husband says, "Could you tell us the time?"

"Absolutely", replies the elderly man, and with that he reaches down and grabs

the donkey’s balls. "It is 3:00", the man exclaims.

"Thank you" replies the wife in a surprised voice. And the couple continues on

their way. After doing some shopping and grabbing a bite to eat. The couple

return to the old man for the time.

Again the elderly man grabs the donkey by the balls and says "It is now 4:45."

By this time the husband is completely amazed. "Please show me how you can tell

the time simply by grabbing this donkey’s balls!"

"Certainly," the elderly man replies motioning for the couple to come closer.

"Sit here where I am," the man begins. "Now, do you see the donkey’s balls?"

"Of course", the man replies.

"Now reach down and take them into your hand." Hesitantly the husband does as he

is instructed, after all, this could prove to be an enlightening experience.

"Now, slowly lift the donkey’s balls", he continues. Again the husband does as

he is instructed. "Now look underneath the donkeys balls, and between his two

front legs." The husband does just that.

"Now" the man says, "Can you see the clock on the wall of that building over

there?"

 

 

 

[01:16] jenthebomb99: its all good hun

[01:16] jenthebomb99: go to sleep

[01:16] jenthebomb99: im about to

[01:16] shab00tyTM: will masturbation help hjeh j/k

[01:16] jenthebomb99: humm..

[01:16] jenthebomb99: no

[01:16] jenthebomb99: tried

[01:17] jenthebomb99: doesn’t work

[01:17] shab00tyTM: aw

[01:17] shab00tyTM: tru

[01:17] jenthebomb99: makes you go blind

[01:17] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:17] shab00tyTM: i use goggles

[01:17] jenthebomb99: did you know that if you masturbate too much

[01:17] jenthebomb99: it will make you go blind

[01:17] jenthebomb99: its a fact

[01:17] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:17] jenthebomb99: for real dawg

[01:17] shab00tyTM: whatevr

[01:17] jenthebomb99: its true

[01:17] shab00tyTM: can u say… urban legend

[01:17] jenthebomb99: its in the meds books

[01:17] shab00tyTM: well if i go blind, imma go blind ’shooting’ :)

[01:18] jenthebomb99: can u say my friend masturbates like 20 times a day and now

he wears thick ass glasses and almost went blind from having an orgasm

[01:18] shab00tyTM: LOL

[01:18] shab00tyTM: i dont masturbate 20x a day

[01:18] shab00tyTM: i masturbate 1x w/ my 20inches

…Pasted the above convo to my friend to get the ‘korean reaction’

xsu yon 88x: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww hahaha u gay

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: su loves it

 

 

www.ratemyboner.com  SELF

EXPLANATORY (FOR THE GIRLS OUT THERE I’VE NEVER BEEN PAST THE FRONT PAGE OF THAT

SITE)

 

 

HAS ANYONE OUT THERE EVER BEEN USED TO MAKE SOMEONE ELSE

JEALOUS? I HAVE (:

..USED BY A NET FRIEND YOU BARELY KNOW?

 <throws to clip>…

THE BLACK NOTES IN BETWEEN THE CONVO ARE MY EDITOR’S NOTES OK?

UsuckNthatsSad: hey i wanna call u

shab00tyTM: can u call my room #?

UsuckNthatsSad: ok wat is it

shab00tyTM: <EDITED>

UsuckNthatsSad: tell her we met

*** UsuckNthatsSad wants to directly connect.

*** shab00tyTM wants to directly connect.

*** UsuckNthatsSad is now directly connected.

UsuckNthatsSad: omg

*** UsuckNthatsSad direct connection is closed (couldn’t send packet!).

shab00tyTM: k

*** UsuckNthatsSad is now directly connected.

UsuckNthatsSad: listen tell Nikki we met

<YOURS TRULY, READING WHAT SHE’S WRITING ALOUD, WHILE ON THREE

WAY PHONE WITH HER EX-GIRLFRIEND LISTENING (SHE’S LESBO)>

UsuckNthatsSad: and don’t read this out loud ok?

shab00tyTM: k whoops

UsuckNthatsSad: just to piss her off …u will earn nakkid pictures

shab00tyTM: lol

UsuckNthatsSad: dont tell her my new gf’s name

shab00tyTM: LOL

UsuckNthatsSad: hit on me alot

shab00tyTM: lol

IF ONLY YOU FOLKS AT HOME COULD BE LISTENING IN ON THE CONVO

RIGHT ABOUT NOW…

shab00tyTM: uh ohhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!! LOL

shab00tyTM: lol

UsuckNthatsSad: i love u

UsuckNthatsSad: u r great

shab00tyTM: plz

UsuckNthatsSad: no i will not fuck you

UsuckNthatsSad: lo

UsuckNthatsSad: l

UsuckNthatsSad: maybe later

UsuckNthatsSad: if your good

SHE’S SAYING THAT ON MY CHAT WINDOW WHILE FRONTING OVER THE

PHONE, TRYIN TO SEE IF HER EX- WILL GET JEALOUS LOL!

shab00tyTM: u love me rite

UsuckNthatsSad: yes’

UsuckNthatsSad: i do love you

shab00tyTM: O:-)

UsuckNthatsSad: piss nikki off

<30seconds pass>

UsuckNthatsSad: ure great

UsuckNthatsSad: ure awsome

shab00tyTM: send sum pix

shab00tyTM: so whut u want me to do now

UsuckNthatsSad: yell at me and shit like we should fight and u have to threaten

me lol hahahahha i will do n e thing for you if you threaten me and call me

names and shit

UsuckNthatsSad: threaten me

SHE’S TESTING TO SEE IF HER EX- WILL STICK UP FOR HER IF I

START THREATENING HER LOL…

UsuckNthatsSad: your great

UsuckNthatsSad: keep threatening me

shab00tyTM: =0

UsuckNthatsSad: yell at me and call me names and shit and threaten to kill me

and shit

shab00tyTM: lol

WTF IS THIS BITCH SMOKING LOL I AINT GONNA THREATEN TO KILL

HER ASS, EVEN IF IT’S A JOKE!! SHABOOTY COULD GET IN TROUBLE FOR THAT :P

UsuckNthatsSad: i owe you so much

shab00tyTM: =p

shab00tyTM: send them NUDIES …IM RICK JAMES BITCH! MUAHAHA

ALL THIS ROLE PLAY KINDA TURNED ME ON!

UsuckNthatsSad: be mean

shab00tyTM: im too horny :(

UsuckNthatsSad: lol

UsuckNthatsSad: be mean

shab00tyTM: ur sexy when u talk like that

CLICK!!

shab00tyTM: i accidentally hung up

UsuckNthatsSad: oh hold on

shab00tyTM: k

THAT WUZ FUN!!

 

 

 

move over grey album,

http://www.jay-zeezer.com/

 

hot ass hip-hop video.. mo’ fuckas iz recording up in a hotel room, that’s hot =)

http://www.muskabeatz.com/Video/onetwoonetwo.html

 

 

HEHE, HERE’S MY POST GAME –WE BEATING DUKE– AWAY MSG:

Away Message:

after some of danny’s cheese fries and some coronas and limes, i think i need a

nap lol brb

p.s.

a bird shit on my jacket earlier :( i think because it was blue and the bird was

anti-dukelike colors lOL

 

 

 

[00:55] shab00tyTM: is it a pimp move to hit on girls that call ur cell by wrong

number? :)

[00:59] ery22: hahaha yeah

[01:01] shab00tyTM: this girl just wrong numbered/calld my phone and i was talkin

to her LOL I was mackin

this girl named leslie from lenardtown, md lol

she was callin some guy that hollared at her at the grocery store yesterday

she’s mixed

funny eh

[01:05] ery22: hahaha nice

—

UPDATE: i found out who it was, it was a friend of a friend lol..sigh :(

 

 

safe for all ages! get your Justin and Janet action figures! now with

top-popping action! don’t tell the FCC!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2992105112&category=48920

update: Winning bid: US $366.00

             Ended:

Mar-14-04 18:13:34 PST

 

 

 

LOL!!

elephanti-TITS

Ghana boob-job folks but ehhh,,  i seen better

 

 

 

[14:33] shab00tyTM: yo i ran out of contact cleaner fluid last night and i put

my contacts in plain water.. are they wearable? lol

[14:35] mandie033: hold on let me ask lol

[14:36] mandie033: yeah they are as long as they are wet

[14:36] shab00tyTM: i wasnt askin about if ur good to bang..i was askin bout my

contacts =)

[14:36] mandie033: eewwwww

[14:36] mandie033: lol

[14:36] shab00tyTM: =p

[14:40] shab00tyTM: i tried it ..then took it out.l. first of all they felt

weird like ‘looser’ or ‘bigger’ and 2ndly they were foggy like i couldnt see out

of em clearly

[14:41] mandie033: hmmm i dont kno what to tell ya then , this girl i kno

where’s contacts and she said that it was fine to do that’

[14:41] shab00tyTM: well i got a new pair duh

[14:42] mandie033: lol

 

MOVE OVER IPOD,,,CHECK OUT THE ISPEC!!!

http://66.216.122.95/_content/_reel/_movies/ispec.htm

 

RANDOM DUMB AWAY MSG:

%’s drunkness isn’t in question

it’s her love for the cock that i question

or rather that i yearn for it’s first hand verification…

$$$

~~

 

PARIS WE LOVE YOU! HERE AT MY BLOG!! MUAHAH

YESSSSSSSS NIP-SLIPPAGE!!!!

 

 

THIS PIC NEVER GETS OLD :) PROLLY CAUSE ITS ANIMATED LOL

 

 

…as the guy on mortal kombat says:

TOASTY!!!!

 

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http://www.wam.umd.edu/~skurdal/riot.html

AWESOME POST ‘MD BEATING DUKE’ GAME, RIOT PICS AND VIDEO

yea i wuz there (: …i went to subway in the middle of a riot arent I cool , I figured Jerrod would protect me ;)

p.s. i did do my own version of damaging property rioting … because a bird shit on my coat and so I wiped the bird shit on the side of a wall at Ritchie coliseum lol that is vandalizing , folks.. who’s a rebel :)

Thousands gather in Rte. 1 celebration [Full Story]

 

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Maryland Terrapins

2004 ACC Men’s Basketball Champions!

oh, one more pic…

 

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shab00tyTM: yo

LOL $

adorableang: hahahah that’s funnay

shab00tyTM: lol agreed that is

$$$$

adorableang: im sure you edited that one

shab00tyTM: no…….

shab00tyTM: she volunteered to make it

adorableang: hahahah

shab00tyTM: lol i didnt even ask

adorableang: thats funnay

shab00tyTM: if i was gonna edit it id have ur head on the body (wait let me rethink that I think I should keep the head and put it on a bikini body)

shab00tyTM: lol

adorableang: lol

WONDERING WHAT’S SO …

ENTHRALLING?

 

 

 

 

 

shab00tyTM: ur a dime piece a fine piece of feminine specimen ..type that got me nervous ..that boosts my adrenaline.. lets go back to my place and celebrate ur estrogen … <3

britownsu: lmao

britownsu: i like that

britownsu: thats hot shit

britownsu: u make that up?

shab00tyTM: i made up some of it

britownsu: i like ;)

shab00tyTM: thx

shab00tyTM: i also made a later part of the song where it goes "well fuck that, im out of ur door, you whore" :)

britownsu: haha

britownsu: i want my ass smacked legs wide front back side to side pussy wet slip n slide yup everything’s gonna be alright

britownsu: w0op good song

britownsu: real niggaz know just who this is..w0op w0op n the head so vicious

britownsu: yo…my moms best friends daughter nancy (shes 20) ive grown up with her and her ass started a sex business

britownsu: where she goes to parties and sells sex toys

britownsu: lmfao

shab00tyTM: damn

http://www.rathergood.com/sumo_florist/
britownsu: whats that\

britownsu: lol

shab00tyTM: go and see

britownsu: ROFL

britownsu: where the fuck did u find that one

britownsu: lol

shab00tyTM: oh and peep the mp3 of



Common and Kayne on Chappell Show…

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IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO DR. RUTH IS DON’T BOTHER READING

YOU WONT "GET" THE JOKE…

[15:39] thumppgirl: i saw the starky and hutch

[15:40] shab00tyTM: how wuz that?

[15:40] thumppgirl: not bad

[15:40] thumppgirl: i dont like ben stiller though

[15:41] shab00tyTM: heh werd u like owen wilson?

[15:41] thumppgirl: hes aiight. i dont like his nose.. but i like him

[15:41] thumppgirl: hes got s silly voice

[15:41] shab00tyTM: lol

[15:41] shab00tyTM: are u that superficial ;)

[15:41] thumppgirl: yea

[15:41] thumppgirl: haha

[15:42] thumppgirl: have to be able to look at kiss that thing over and over again

[15:42] thumppgirl: appearance is important

[15:42] shab00tyTM: lol

[15:42] shab00tyTM: it is i just find it funny i ask if u like owen wilson the actor and the first thing u say is yea cept his nose ;)

[15:43] shab00tyTM: thats like me asking u ..do u like EDMS451 and u saying yea but i hate the plain green cover of the workbook

[15:44] shab00tyTM: "you’re gonna have to look at that thing over and again studying from it"

[15:44] shab00tyTM: lol

[15:44] shab00tyTM: opening it again and again

[15:44] tthumppgirl: yea.. so true..but its a book.. im not going to make out with it

[15:44] shab00tyTM: ok ok … lets say its a dr. ruth book

[15:44] shab00tyTM: that is a pop up book

[15:44] thumppgirl: dr ruth book?

[15:45] shab00tyTM: w/ a dildo on the center binding

[15:45] thumppgirl: oh

[15:45] shab00tyTM: lol

[15:45] shab00tyTM: j/k

[15:45] thumppgirl: wtf

[15:45] shab00tyTM: joke

[15:45] shab00tyTM: =)

[15:45] shab00tyTM: LOL

[15:45] shab00tyTM: u dunno the sex doctor, dr. ruth?

[15:45] thumppgirl: no

[15:45] shab00tyTM: then that’s why that joke when over ur head

[15:46] shab00tyTM: azn’s are 5 years behind the pop-culture learning curve :) i think they are just discovering POGS

[15:46] thumppgirl: =p

[15:54] shab00tyTM: im a pimp

[15:54] shab00tyTM: u dont know

[15:55] shab00tyTM: u’ll realize im a pimp in 5 years…. once ur azn learning curve catches up :\

convo about her bro and he needing a girlfriend… (naturally u consult shabooty about that):

[16:05] shab00tyTM: i dunno maybe he’s a fruit

[16:05] shab00tyTM: LOL

[16:06] thumppgirl: nah.. that’s been though before.. but he’s not

[16:06] thumppgirl: he liked a lot of my friends

[16:06] thumppgirl: and he likes this fat ugly bytch right now

[16:06] shab00tyTM: it must suck havin crystal as ur sis…cant hit on her

[16:06] thumppgirl: that’s leadin him on for the past 2 yrs

[16:06] shab00tyTM: lol wtf

[16:06] shab00tyTM: 2 years? i give girls a 2 day leading on period ;)

[16:07] shab00tyTM: hehehehe

[16:07] thumppgirl: i hate leadin on

[16:07] thumppgirl: gets in trouble

[16:07] shab00tyTM: he needs to lead her on to the buffet then the bedroom :)

[16:07] shab00tyTM: tru

[16:12] thumppgirl: if my friends.. boys an girls love him.. (my guy friends told me that’d want him if they were gay).. then he’s got something that he doesnt know he has

[16:12] shab00tyTM: LOL

[16:12] shab00tyTM: wtf

[16:13] shab00tyTM: ur guy friends are gay

[16:13] shab00tyTM: =)

[16:13] thumppgirl: haha

[16:13] thumppgirl: they straight.. but they love my bro

<I say something homophobic>

[16:14] thumppgirl: nonono.. omg.. readin too into this gay thing

[16:14] thumppgirl: they say if they gay or girls

[16:14] thumppgirl: they’d go for him

SIGH (:

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A RECENT SHOGUN CHAT… ;)

Fatal Image: heh pretty funny thing somebody said - talking about hard rock/soft rock - whats the softest band… -Manilow is not rock in any way shape or form. The Moody Blues, otoh, are classic rock staples, and soft as Michael Jackson’s penis in the hands of a beautiful naked woman

shahab-: lol

shahab-: yo check out this



TOOTING FAQ of this phenomena occurring in the UK

<snippet:>

What is a ‘Toothing?

‘Toothing is a form of anonymous sex with strangers - usually on some form of transport or enclosed area such as a conference or training seminar. ‘Toothers meet by first connecting suitable equipment - such as a modern phone or palmtop computer. Users ‘discover’ other computers or phones in the vicinity and then send a speculative message. The usual greeting is: ‘Toothing?’.

If the other party is interested, messages are exchanged until a suitable

location is agreed - usually a public toilet, although there are tales of more

adventurous spots such as deserted carriages or staff areas. What happens next is up to you!

Fatal Image: toothing? wtf

shahab-: lol

shahab-: if im havin anonymous sex and getting oral they best be no toothing involved

Fatal Image: lol, agreed

I dont know what they were thinking with that name

shahab-: sigh im getting annoyed i spent 5:30-8pm workin on a statistics h-w…and this bitch my classmate is like yo lets go over our answeres.. so she does it half assed and is got mad wrong answers while i did it thorough and right and now givin her answerz

Fatal Image: ahh yeah

I’m familiar with that ‘lets go over answers’ scam

it always means gimme answers :(

Fatal Image: hey if we brought the toothing concept to the US what should we call it?

cock biting?

penis chewing?

scrotum gouging?

shahab-: penis-de-wrinkling via the gap-tooth

$$$ David Letterman’s girlfriend would be our spokeswoman (: