———————–

 

 

away message:

LiFe iS nOt mEasUreD bY thE nuMbeR of bReaThs yA tAke..

buT bY thE nUmbEr of mOmeNts tHaT tAke ur bReAth aWaY

oR iN My CaSe tHe MeAsUrEmEnT oF tHe NuMbEr oF iNcHes oF "MIKE COCK"

$$$

 

 

GREAT EXAMPLE OF A GIRL FAKING (courtesy of my roomie and this girl leah):

PhillytStunner: leah leah

PhillytStunner: wats up hun:-)

goochster: waht up

PhillytStunner: chillin chillin yo come to the fe 2nite 25 cent wings and dollar rail drinks

PhillytStunner: mad ppl gonna be there

goochster: ooo that sounds like fun but i’m going to bar baltamore. i dont ‘have an id anyway

goochster: i really need an id, i have one but it’s expired and i could chalk mine b/c it’s new york but i havn’t wante dto risk it

HERE’S WHAT I THINK: BITCH WTF!!!!!!!!! HOW U GOING TO BAR OF BALTIMORE WITH NO ID…OH NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN AFTER U SAY NO U SAY U DO GOT AN ID, BUT THE CATCH IS IT’S EXPIRED?.. DONT WANNA RISK IT YET U GONNA USE THAT AT ANOTHER BAR LATER …

WTF IS WRONG W/ BITCHES MANG :)

 

 

HIPHOPNEWS:

Atlantic Records is mulling over a new Trina song, "Big Ol’ D*ck" and

whether or not it should be released as a single. In the song, Trina

details the size of specific male rappers. The song is featured on her

upcoming album, "The Glamorest Life," which is scheduled to drop in May.

 

 

 

OK GUYS

THATS 10 DAYS WORTH OF NOT UPDATING :P HOLLA

PEACE

-sha-

booty

mang

 

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) February 19, 2004

[20:37] shab00tyTM: shahab-:



i just found this on another site: Standard

deviation is measured in the same units as the

original outcomes (e.g. future values or

returns), while variance is measured in such

units squared (e.g. values squared or returns

squared).

shahab-: i guess it’s hours^2 then

[20:37] shab00tyTM: rite val?

[20:37] baybepnay:

ya..

[20:37] *** Auto-response sent to

baybepnay: I’M RICK

JAMES, BIIIIIITCHHHHHHHHHH!

[20:37] shab00tyTM: heh

[20:38] baybepnay: i told you it was squared

[20:38] shab00tyTM: damn u’re smart girl

[20:38] baybepnay: didn’t really understand what u

meant by units

[20:38] baybepnay:

sorry

[20:38] shab00tyTM: imma

put a

golden star

on my dick and bang u w/ it

[20:38] baybepnay:

=-O

[20:39]

shab00tyTM:

LOL THAT HAS

TO GO IN MY

FUCING BLOW

[20:39]

shab00tyTM:

BLOG

[20:39]

shab00tyTM:

:-)

[20:39]

baybepnay: hahaha

[20:39] baybepnay: gayness

[20:39] shab00tyTM: (:

[20:40] baybepnay: shab00tyTM (8:38:53 PM): LOL

THAT HAS TO GO IN MY FUCING BLOW… in

your fuckin blow??,, hhmm we know what you

thinking about huh

[20:41] shab00tyTM: AGREEEEED

[20:41] shab00tyTM:

Freudian slipp

[20:41] baybepnay: haha

[20:41] baybepnay: the G and W ain’t even close

together on the keyboard

[20:41] shab00tyTM: AHAHHAHAHA

[20:41] shab00tyTM: I JUST NOTICED THAT TOO

[20:41] baybepnay: LOL

[20:42] baybepnay: wow…

[20:42] shab00tyTM: (:

[20:42] shab00tyTM: im in a good mood

[20:43] baybepnay: aw why?

[20:45] shab00tyTM: finishid my f’n work

[20:46] baybepnay: aw.. such a good kid

[20:48] shab00tyTM: im so gonna update my blog next

 

FUNNY PIC:

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/58000/58181EJli_w.jpg

 fat jennifer love huge =)ette

 

 

 

FUNNY RANT ON THE REAL WORLD SAN DIEGO:

dashboard confessional’s only positive contribution to society … ever!

while it’s been said time and time again, Bunim and Murray have really outdone

themselves in their casting of "RW:SD" … this fucking cast is out of contreez

best evs. my fave wackjob has GOT to be



Frankie Real World. the girl is afraid of sea vessels, has double pierced

nips, LOVES to get crazy drunk on cheap champagne and finally hooked with some

Pierced Brosnan tool on last night’s episode and DAMN if the musical cue wasn’t

off the charts perfect! so much Dashboard Confessional "Screaming Infidelities"

emo obviousness, i belly laughed for like two minutes straight! total producing

perfection, that’s all there is to it. and the rest of the cast is insanely good

and well-balanced together, so much so that they haven’t shown any scenes from

their quote-unquote "job" in like four eps! total hottness, total must-see TV.

 

 

 

Passing this on from my boy Jason (aka



Maestro Metaphorics):

PEEP IT FOLKS,

MC shab00tymang told ya so! :)

 

 

 

lilpinkplayet:

what did the five fingers say to the face,

SLAPP!!

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) February 18, 2004

DIRECTCONNECT IS DOWN WONDER WHY?

http://wintermute.student.umd.edu/

http://www.inform.umd.edu/News/Diamondback/archives/2004/02/10/news2.html

 

 

shahab-: lol that is great:

http://www.geocities.com/pavel_beresnev/

Fatal Image: lol

he’s fucked $

shahab-: heh my friend just said"theyre tryin to get it posted all over campus,

i havent seen them but some people say theysve seen afew"

IN ANY CASE, SPAM/FLAME THAT FAGGOT (:

 

 

 

[20:12] shab00tyTM: did u get ur programs done btw

[20:13] shab00tyTM: whats up w/ ur and ur roomie(s) now

[20:14] sisjenny: yes i did and now i ahve another one =P we’re doing good, i

adore them

[20:14] shab00tyTM: aww

[20:14] shab00tyTM: when we gonna hang in between programs

[20:14] shab00tyTM: =)

[20:15] shab00tyTM: and in between roomies =)

[20:15] sisjenny: the next time things calm down and i dont take off for ny :)

[20:16] shab00tyTM: only you would say valentines day in 13 words… (joke) :)

[20:21] sisjenny: haha

[20:21] sisjenny: yes im very concise

 

 

 

http://www.slabearkazad.com/sniff/

FUNNY SITE ^^^

 

http://www.turntables.de

BE A DJ (W/ FLASH MACROMEDIA)

 

 

 

[20:42] freshnclean49: did u go to glen’s party

[20:43] shab00tyTM: ea

[20:43] shab00tyTM: yea

[20:43] shab00tyTM: it was aight

[20:43] shab00tyTM: more low profile but i like that kinda party better ne way

[20:44] freshnclean49: werd? tite bitches there?

[20:44] shab00tyTM: that part was wack like a few bitches some were tight but

whats the use of a few wifed up bitches w/ a few unwifed up mudducks lol

[20:44] freshnclean49: hahaha

[20:44] freshnclean49: yeah i feel that

[20:45] shab00tyTM: i just drank. played foosball, got munchies left to panda

and went to bed =p

[20:45] freshnclean49: hey, not a bad nite

[20:46] freshnclean49: sounds like something i’d resort to when the bitches are

wack

[20:46] shab00tyTM: hehe tru

[20:46] shab00tyTM: one bitch was like why u all quiet and shit lol maybe cause

i wasnt PRESSED =p

[20:47] freshnclean49: hehe i know right

[20:51] shab00tyTM: there was this other chick i meant to say she look like that

Olympic swimmer what’s her name Summer Sanders or somethin instead i said she

look like Suzanne Summers LOL the chick from three’s comnpany who’s 50 now :)

[20:51] freshnclean49: hahahahaha

[20:51] shab00tyTM: lol

[20:51] freshnclean49: HAHAHAHA

[20:52] freshnclean49: damn, what she say

[20:52] shab00tyTM: she was like wah? then i was like nah i meant uhh no not

her, i meant summer sanders and she was stayin stuck on susanne summers LOL and

she goes asks some1 if she look like susanne summers

[20:53] freshnclean49: lol, damn. oh well……….bitches need to stop bein so

sensitive anyway

[20:54] shab00tyTM: it wuz whateva =)

or ?

 

 

 

DREAM COMMENTZ RELATED FROM MY LAST UPDATE:

Fatal Image: yeah

shape shifting 50 cent sounds scary :)

shahab-: heheh

shahab-: hehe

shahab-: agreed

shahab-: especially ones that perform concerts out of bathrooms :)

Fatal Image: lol yeah what is up with that

shahab-: heh dunno yo

shahab-: he was tryin to keep a low profile ;)

Fatal Image: supposed to move the crowd, not move the bowels

shahab-: lol

shahab-: $$$$

 

 

And finally…. ass matrix .com ..crucial b00tys on that page lol (:

http://www.assmatrix.com/

 

h0lla

-s-h-a-

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) February 10, 2004

shahab-: yo wtf i just rememberd in my dream right .. i was at an amusement park water park etc and they had a roy rogers there (restuarant) and basically it was 50cent there like performing lol but it was real high security so he was performing like a lil bit then going back in the bathroom and performing back and forth and i was like fuck i gotta go in there and see him ..i go creeping the door opening even yelling “my hands are up” just so its a safe security measure and next thing i know i see some body guard shoot off two shot gun rounds right above my head into the bathroom tile.. i get on the floor like wtf! and shit luckily they dont kill me… i manage to crawl my way out of the bathroom..get out of there.. then there is a big gun brawl about to brew or somethin… i forget really what happens next but i do remember later in the dream it turns out 50cent was a ’shape-shifter’ meaning like mystique or whatever her name is in Xmen who morphs into other people lol so it wasnt him it was some1 as him on some kind of mission… also some part of the dream that shapeshifter, he had one of those gernade pins camoflagued like as if it was an engagement ring… well this hot chick was about to detonate it and she actually does, blowing up her fiance and right be4 she gets blown up too the shape shifter saves her and i see her and a flying Ayyatollah in the sky LOL … wierd shit

OHH AND HILLARY DUFF WAS IN MY DREAM…. we were house realestate shopping together… i think we ran into some of the members of limpbizkit and they are like ohh i aint know u know shab00ty and stutff and im like yea werd no doubt me and fred are tight :P lol

i had another dream.(this was actually earlier in the night). i was in pakestan (ive never been there be4 in my life) and supposedly visiting some peeps (i have no relatives there)> ne way.. im 21 and supposedly there when u’re 21 u’re supposed to take some kinda of shot like a vaccine and then ur also supposed to take a blood test.. well i go to the doctors office and basically i think it takes like 3-4 days to get the blood test results back while i was gona leave the country within the next 2 days ..so i was like why get an incomplete treatment meaning not both of the required things why shouldnt i just do em both in america and stuff.. and the funny part was my doctor looked like a pakestanie will ferrel lol so i was bein a major wise ass and stuff calling him the elf and doin impersonations lol .. he was quite impressed w/ my redicule of him …the other funny part is, the vaccine or whatever it makes u impotent for 3-4 months the doc said and valentines day is coming up i was like uhhh homie can we get that shot in a couple weeks ;) ….imma need to be able to get it up :)

BAD ASS PSYCHOLOGY FLASH TESTS TO SEE VARIOUS CHARACTERISTCS AbOUT U..PRETTY NEAT SHIT

WORD OF THE DAY:

 masturbation-fueled car

19 votes

a car taht i culd drive 4 HUNDREDS OF MILES at a time

best invension evaR

masturbation-fueled car

38 votes

A penis.

I got a masterbation fueld car.

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) February 9, 2004

shahab-:



http://www.howardstern.com/hsc.nsf/68fd29eeeca27d3985256df6004602dd/$Body/0.28E8?OpenElement&FieldElemFormat=jpg

Fatal Image: hehe clutch

 

clashes66:

http://veepers02.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=8EC3E50A-5868-11D8-B2A0-B3EE4054966E

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: looks like u got no teeth =)

clashes66: hHAHAAHAHAH i know hahahaha

shab00tyTM: here’s mine:



http://veepers02.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=74A561A8-584F-11D8-9399-B3EE4054966E

 

[16:10] kbizzle69: my mom almost caught me w/ mr.wiggles

[16:19] shab00tyTM: ohhhh

 

 

RANDOM FUNNY LINKS:

http://somethingawful.com/images/mspaint.swf

http://home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/peekaboo/

http://cartoonvillains.8m.com/fatkid.html

http://www.stpauligirl.com/TheGirl/PosterPreview.php

http://toplessonwebcam.com/members/

http://62.189.42.125/spinthebottle/

 

 

 

Fatal Image: wowie check it out

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=e5c466944c944da9d31f94f36cf08860&threadid=830487&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

shahab-: LOL

shahab-: reading this and looking at those pics is giving me a headache

shahab-: painful :)

Fatal Image: fun stuff :)

 

 

Fatal Image:

http://therionarms.com/pictures/stainless_steel_warning.mpg

shahab-: lol

shahab-: good game

shahab-:

http://www.goldenpalace.com/events/superbowl/video.php?PHPSESSID=821722506c37ef02c8a5ff5261673af1

hage: lol if you go to the golden palace website they have video of the

super bowl streaker… dude got crushed by some pats LB

shahab-: lol

shahab-: i watched it

shahab-: good shit

 

 

Away Message:

hey even though imma undergrad in college i always had a phd.a pretty huge dick

well im in the club for a limited time

act now and get some action for $3.99

later on i might charge for manage’

[17:26] jeyweez69: lol

[17:27] shab00tyTM: ya like that eh

[17:30] jeyweez69: thats fucking hilarious but great i do liike it

[17:30] shab00tyTM: u just hope its not false advertising eh ;)

seldy: my friend ryan’s comment he left on my page is all like "oh, shes beautiful,

blah b lah blah" and yours is like "she loves the cock!"

seldy: i have split personalities

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: i think i been talkin to the funner personality

seldy: don’t meet yo daddy, just want yo in my caddy

shab00tyTM: lol

seldy: well he likes me, sooo i dunno

shab00tyTM: hey even though imma undergrad in college i always had a phd.a

pretty huge dick

well im in the club for a limited time

act now and get some action for $3.99

later on i might charge for manage’

seldy: hahaha

shab00tyTM: $$$

seldy: hahahahaha

shab00tyTM: u like that eh

seldy: where did you hear that

shab00tyTM: i havent layed the track yet how imma hear it :)

seldy: hahahaha i just quoted you

seldy: on my profile

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: i be all over ur pr0f ;) thax

~

shortbitch420: grrrr

shab00tyTM: ?

shortbitch420: i dropped my cell in the toilet

shab00tyTM:  WTF

shab00tyTM:  …..

shab00tyTM:  is it malfunctioned?

shortbitch420: lol

shortbitch420: its on and all but there’s water in it

shortbitch420: lmao

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: what a donkey u are =0

shortbitch420: lol

shab00tyTM: you are like the donkey in the

Budweiser commercial who DIDN’T make It :)

~

shab00tyTM: yo imma try to do cd reviews for the diamondback would that be

coo? :P

rhetoricalapple: sure

shab00tyTM: the kanye west review was so bad yesterday that i ballzily got the

Diversion’s editor’s email addy from my friend who writes for him..and i wrote

my own review in an attempt to say hey put me on only cause ur guys writing is

wack peep mine

rhetoricalapple: haha

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: elite eh

rhetoricalapple: just a little

shab00tyTM: yesterday i was in a very A type personality (kinda like u are but

mine is less flawed)

shab00tyTM: lol

rhetoricalapple: lol

shab00tyTM: like last week i got a yogurt from the commons shop and it was

cracked at the bottom and it was leaking and i was gonna take it back friday but

when i got there it was closed so ne way, yesterday im at the commonshop ..plop

a *NEW* yogurt on the counter and say.. last week i got one it was cracked and the guy

is like, u shoulda brought it back , and proceeds to charge me for this new

yogurt and im like fuck it then i dont want it , just give me my water and im

out and then he’s scanning that in and is like fine here’s your yogurt and puts

in in my bag.. hehe my roomies were impressed (while laughing hysterically) :)

rhetoricalapple: haha

shab00tyTM: im a bad ass eh

shab00tyTM: i dont take no shorts n no losses

rhetoricalapple: haha

rhetoricalapple: such a badass

shab00tyTM: glad u see things my way =)

~

[13:38] shab00tyTM: man last night i drunkenly

pigged out at like 2 am i feel so bad about it :)

[13:38] andkelroth: lol

[13:38] shab00tyTM: i ordered 4 wings and fries and

the bitch gave me 4 wings and fried RICE ..fuck :P

[13:38] shab00tyTM: i ate 3 wings and the rice

[13:38] shab00tyTM: tru

[13:38] andkelroth: lol

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) February 8, 2004

I’m all about the paper.

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) February 6, 2004

The second-half kickoff of the Super Bowl was delayed after a man dressed as a referee ran onto the field, stripped down to a G-string and shoes, then started dancing at the 30-yard line. (Brought to every1 by goldenpalace.com)

(the patriots linebacker helped tacked that dood lol)

[Full Story]

 

 

Also

here are some more random janet pics (not too diff

from previous pix maybe just same tit from a diff angle lol)



[1]

[2]

[3]

[4]

 

speakin of which…

"Ms. Jackson sports a unique silver nipple piercing, known as a "nipple

shield." To emulate her distinct look, you can purchase similar jewelry



here."

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

 

shab00tyTM: I got some new axe body spray

shab00tyTM: that shit smells good

shab00tyTM: i wanna rape myself

seldy: oh man i know

seldy: this guy i was sorta seeing used that

seldy: and when he left my sheets would smell like him

seldy: :-)

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: and ur mouth? :)

seldy: oh it was jumpingin joy

shab00tyTM: tru

shab00tyTM: jumpin ja-penis-fats :)

mariposapapy: lol what kind?

shab00tyTM: Kilo

mariposapapy: oh i love tsunami

mariposapapy: that shit is like instahorny

u heard it here folks :)

in case of droughts use: tsunami to get punnanys quenching (:

 

 

 

Fatal Image:



http://www.corporateradiosucksass.com/freejunk/games/hypnotize.html

shahab-: LOL

 

 

shab00tyTM: isnt this a cute car

http://www.chewbakke.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/misc/index.html

(mini-mini)

 

 

(you won’t catch this unless u read my blog regularly

and caught a past post)

Fatal Image: that first thing in yer blog is hilarious.. you not wanting to

lay the wood to a fattie so you kill her :) rofl

shahab-: LOL i know right and its comin out of HER mouth/mind is the best part

not mine :)

Fatal Image: yeah that is too good