2004 January | Shabooty.com

Away Message:

Got her a Chinese manicure hair done by Dominicans, all for what

next thing u know got her a Brazilian all in the butt…

[16:18] baybepnay: yo.. i just had a nightmare when i took a nap

[16:18] baybepnay: you killed me in my dream!!

[16:29] shab00tyTM:

weird

[16:30] baybepnay: ya.. but it was kinda funny at the same time lol

[16:30] shab00tyTM: y

[16:30] shab00tyTM: did u

suffocate on my cock

[16:30] baybepnay: HAHAHAHAHAHA

[16:30] baybepnay: dumbass

[16:30] shab00tyTM: $

[16:30] shab00tyTM: how i kill u

[16:31] baybepnay: you gave me some pills i think

[16:31] shab00tyTM: hehe

[16:31] shab00tyTM: wtf

[16:31] baybepnay: cuz you didn’t want it to be obvious

[16:32] shab00tyTM: aw

[16:32] baybepnay: so after i was outta breath.. you let me out in the ocean!!

[16:32] baybepnay: ok but here’s the funny part

[16:32] shab00tyTM: wtf

[16:32] baybepnay: lol

[16:32] baybepnay: i went to go see you right..

[16:32] baybepnay: and we were just chillin in you room..

[16:33] shab00tyTM: yea

[16:33] baybepnay: and i went to get a drink from in the kitchen right..

[16:34] baybepnay: and when i came back you were on the bed…. like looking at me like you want something LOL

[16:34] shab00tyTM: yea

[16:34] shab00tyTM: quite possible

[16:34] baybepnay: and you were like.. val come here..

[16:34] shab00tyTM: yea

[16:34] baybepnay: LOL

[16:34] baybepnay: shut up

[16:34] baybepnay: so then i go over to you right..

[16:34] shab00tyTM: yea

[16:34] baybepnay: and you unbutton my blouse..

[16:35] baybepnay: and we kissing..

[16:35] shab00tyTM: yea

[16:35] baybepnay: and then you you go "val.. you getting kinda heavy girl".. (cuz i was on top of you)

[16:36] shab00tyTM: sahhaha

[16:36] baybepnay: and the next thing i know i was this big fat ass

[16:36] shab00tyTM: AHAHHAHA

[16:36] baybepnay: and the

weird thing about it was that it was my dream.. but i was hearing your thoughts right

[16:37] baybepnay: so you were all thinking.. damn i don’t wanna hurt vals feelings..

[16:37] baybepnay: so you were like.. well if i just close my eyes maybe it’ll be ok..

[16:37] baybepnay: but when you tried to like hug me.. you were like "oh shit this ain’t goin to work"..

[16:38] shab00tyTM: lol

[16:38] baybepnay: "i can’t even reach my arms around her"

[16:38] baybepnay: so.. being the genius you are .. you say.. hold on.. i gotta get you something..

[16:38] baybepnay: and you go in your bathroom with my drink.. and put something in it..

[16:38] baybepnay: some pill..

[16:39] shab00tyTM: LOL

[16:39] baybepnay: and tell me to drink it..

[16:39] shab00tyTM: ajajjaja

[16:39] baybepnay: and i’m gone!!

[16:39] shab00tyTM: i tried to kill u to not sleep w/ ur fat as

[16:39] shab00tyTM: ass

[16:39] shab00tyTM: ome

[16:39] shab00tyTM: omg

[16:39] baybepnay: and then you haul my heavy ass.. into your car..

[16:39] baybepnay: and drive me to the ocean..

[16:39] shab00tyTM: AAHAHAHA

[16:39] shab00tyTM: WHERE WHALES ARE MEANT TO BE

[16:39] shab00tyTM: sike

[16:39] baybepnay: HAHAHAHAHA

[16:40] baybepnay: ya.. that’s what you were saying in my

dream

[16:40] shab00tyTM: LOL WTF

[16:40] shab00tyTM: really

[16:40] shab00tyTM: funny

[16:40] baybepnay: and you were making fun cuz i didn’t

sink.. i was floating

[16:40] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$

[16:40] baybepnay: lol

[16:40] shab00tyTM:

that’s a cash dream

[16:40] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$

[16:40] baybepnay: no.. that was mean lol

[16:40] shab00tyTM: heheh

[16:40] baybepnay: you killed me

[16:41] shab00tyTM: heheehe

[16:41] baybepnay: :-(

[16:41] shab00tyTM: so wat it was a dream

[16:41] shab00tyTM: its funny to me

Blacky:

http://disgu.st/~max/movies/fall.mpg

Blacky:

http://forever.broked.net/~jason/snowtowcar.wmv

Blacky: poor car =(

shahab-: lol

shahab-: that car was ghetto ne way

shahab-:

http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v12/sademie/omgwtf.jpg

<—————–

shahab-:

PEEP THAT

[14:07] baybepnay: why’d they do that?

[14:07] shab00tyTM: WHY NOT

[14:07] baybepnay: and the daughter all holding her dads junk..

[14:08] baybepnay: that’s a fucked up fam..

[14:08] baybepnay: lol

[14:08] shab00tyTM: heheh

[14:08] shab00tyTM: agreed

Mr. Ekted: wtf?

Mr. Ekted: "Daddy this looks like candy"

shahab-: LOL

quazimoto: wtf

quazimoto: lol

quazimoto: why are they wearin human naked suits

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: u like it eh

britsownsu: yes indeed lol im just tryin to figure out what the hell they’re doin

in those outfitsl ol

britsownsu: *lol

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: turning u on

britsownsu: ohh yes very much so lol

NAUGHTY BABYSITTER :)

britsownsu: damn where the fucks that girl at

britsownsu: shes s’posed to pick me up

shab00tyTM: damn boo

britsownsu: oh well guess i dont get to flirt with

her husband

britsownsu::-Plol jk

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: aw

shab00tyTM: =p

shab00tyTM: im jealpous

britsownsu: jealous? of HIM? boy dont be

britsownsu: lol

britsownsu: used to be my dawg u was in my left

titty scream ride or die thought u would die wit me

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: imma be in ur left taste bud in a

minute

britsownsu: roflmao

shab00tyTM: lol

britsownsu: omg hah thats fuckin funny

shab00tyTM: lol

britsownsu: left taste bud? why not the right lol

shab00tyTM: cause the dick on the left taste bud,

the @#! on the right

britsownsu: ohh i see

britsownsu: lol

britsownsu: ;-)gotcha

shab00tyTM: ya like that eh lil britty

shab00tyTM: w/ her wet panties now j/k

britsownsu: lmao.

britsownsu: crazy

shab00tyTM: the right side of the tongue tastes

%@!^* better

shab00tyTM: j/k

britsownsu: haha

shab00tyTM: heh

shab00tyTM: cause u know how diff parts of the

tongue are for different tastes

britsownsu:yeah i know :)

britsownsu: lol

shab00tyTM: LOL

britsownsu: ur WILD u know that

britsownsu: lol

britsownsu: :-P

shab00tyTM: hehe

shab00tyTM: agreed u shoulda heard my freestyle

earlier i was wildin the fuck out

shab00tyTM: lol

britsownsu: u should drop me one on my voicemail

wunna these dayz

britsownsu: ;)

shab00tyTM: hehe

(the censored words were cum and semen…this is a children’s blog –I

don’t want them corrupted)

britsownsu: my screenname just means….um

yeah. i own u.

britsownsu: i own sha’s nuts.

britsownsu: -shrug-

britsownsu: :-PO:-)

shab00tyTM: LOL

http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf

<–random weird "musical" flash

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/ent_radio/story/158859p-139433c.html

<–about a new fox reality show that will kick ass

http://www.smegssite.co.uk/POPGAL.net/Britney, Beyonce and Pink Pepsi Commercial

(VCD)_Popgal.net.mpg <–the new britney/p!nk/beyonce -Pepsi superbowl

commercial BEFORE IT EVEN AIRS I GOT THE HOOK UP SON :)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/Default.aspx?id=4096586&p1=0

<— WHALE OF A NEWS STORY :)

http://tempshared2.home.comcast.net/stfu.swf <-MAD FUNNY

hageataga: HAHAHAHAHA THATS FUCKING AWESOME

shahab-: hehehe

shahab-: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

shahab-: AGREED EVERY1 in my SUITE HAS THAT PLAYING RIGHT NOW ON THEIR COMPS

shahab-: ;)

EXTRA EXTRA

READ ALL ABOUT IT:

Jesus Juice!

USA Today reports…

Michael Jackson allegedly seduced boys by giving them Coke cans filled with

white wine he called "Jesus juice" and red wine he nicknamed "Jesus blood,"

according to the March Vanity Fair.

Can’t wait to find out what was really in those Neverland Twinkies!

~!~~~

shab00tyTM: wanna read some "fecal matters"

seldy: umm no thats okay

shab00tyTM: good call

shab00tyTM: heya

mookeamoo: heyhey

shab00tyTM: how r u

shab00tyTM: whats new

mookeamoo: nothing much

mookeamoo: i’m bored as poop

shab00tyTM: aw

shab00tyTM: i get bored when im poopping and it doesnt plop

mookeamoo: LOL..EWW

shab00tyTM: $#$$$$$$$$

mookeamoo: do u poop sometimes n it’s green?

shab00tyTM: EWWWWWWW

shab00tyTM: why do u

mookeamoo: like really really dark green

mookeamoo: what color is your pooop then?

shab00tyTM: wtf

shab00tyTM: brown

shab00tyTM: AHAH EW GREEN POOP IS TRIFULIN

shab00tyTM: imma put that in my blog

[21:38] baybepnay: GROSS GUYZ

seldy: haha

seldy: is she a horse or something?

shab00tyTM: a fresh off the boat girl

shab00tyTM:who is chinese and prolly eats a lotta sea weed

seldy: chinese people dont eaet see weed!!

seldy: i can’t spell

shab00tyTM: yea they do

shab00tyTM: sea weed strips

shab00tyTM: its a snac

shab00tyTM: snack

shab00tyTM: dried sea weed

seldy: gross i guess

seldy: i dunno, i’m from a landlocked country

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: STOP EATING MADD SEA WEED

mookeamoo: lol ahh

mookeamoo: poor me

mookeamoo: everyone is gonna know now

mookeamoo: lol

shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$

shab00tyTM:agreed lol

shab00tyTM: they gonna be like ew fob girl

mookeamoo: damn it

mookeamoo: no one is gonna like me now

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: u know the foil like that would come w/..that u would wrap a

hamburger or whatever w/? the wrapper.. that is foil.. i put that in the

microwave and it caught fire lol good thing i was there and watchin and put it

out

just the corner of the paper caught into flame

mookeamoo: LOl….common sense man, foil and microwave=no good

Fatal Image: laugh, yes indeedie thats a bad move

[22:24] seskychik2000: DUH!

[22:24] seskychik2000: your not supposed to put foil in the microwave

[22:24] shab00tyTM: heh so what =p

[22:24] seskychik2000: dont worry me and my blonde friend put a stick of butter

in the microwave by itself, in the wraper, and no plate or anything

[22:25] seskychik2000: it started sparking

[22:25] shab00tyTM: LOL

[22:25] shab00tyTM: nice

seldy: haha

seldy: no more weed for you

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: no shit

shab00tyTM: =p

shab00tyTM: i thought i could get away w/ it

mookeamoo: lol…gees…use your knowledge man

shab00tyTM: $ the fob is teaching me a thing or two

:)

shab00tyTM: by the way do u know a J#### Tunge (i think i misspelled her

last name) i think she’s in ur major ..and is azn

doodlebuonblog: no, sorry, i dont

shab00tyTM: heh her friend who is younger… used her id (have to be 18) to get

her tongue pierced and they made fun of her last name LOL cause of the irony

shab00tyTM: 18 )

doodlebuonblog: oh, haha, i get it

My first day of class- away msg :P

Away Message:

class class its so fun the more u go the more u bunn! yay

THIS GETS PRETTY Embarrassing… it ends with the quote from her saying "ok

hun ew that’s just gross"

shab00tyTM: man im in a wierd mood

50% tired, 40% horny, 10% out of it

shab00tyTM: sweeeeeeet

mariposapapil: lol how’d u manage that?

shab00tyTM: ur g-string hepld w/ the 40% horny

mariposapapil: lol only 40%

mariposapapil: I’m offended

shab00tyTM: i i wish u could give me dome and tuck me in

shab00tyTM: (:

shab00tyTM: tru

mariposapapil: i bet u do

shab00tyTM: :-D

mariposapapil: lol

shab00tyTM: u in the mood to call my schoo room #?

mariposapapil: y?

shab00tyTM: to talk w/ me

mariposapapil: i dunno,your 40% horney and all

mariposapapil: lol

shab00tyTM: can u handle it

shab00tyTM: want the #

mariposapapil: dunno you gonna control your horniness?

shab00tyTM: yea

shab00tyTM: unless u got a sexy vocie i forget if u do

mariposapapil: why don’t u call here?

shab00tyTM: cause i can only make out going calls w/ my cell and i wanna save my

minutes

mariposapapil: I’ll think about it

shab00tyTM: im about 25% horny now

mariposapapil: lol hun it’s still gonna cost me

shab00tyTM: im at 10% horny now.. i was takin a piss right and i felt somethin

in my buttcrack and i was like did i just doot- my pants? and i go to wipe my

butt and its lint… AAHAHAH

mariposapapil: ok hun ew thats just gross

shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$

mariposapapil: lol

[16:49] shab00tyTM: $

[16:49] baybepnay: hhmm.. well i think, based on your statistics.. that you

should go take a nap and have a sexual dream :-D.. or lay down watching a porn..

hopefully putting you too sleep.. since you mostly tired.. which satisfies both

your tiredness and horness..

[16:49] baybepnay: *hornyness

[16:49] shab00tyTM: lol

[16:49] shab00tyTM: i wish u could give me dome and tuck me in

[16:49] baybepnay: lol

[16:49] shab00tyTM: hheh

[16:49] baybepnay: that would also work.. huh

[16:50] shab00tyTM: yeppers

[16:50] baybepnay: but you just missing the valerie factor in the situation..

sooo.. you best do something else

[16:50] baybepnay: :)

[16:50] shab00tyTM: =p

[17:06] shab00tyTM: are u easily grossed out

[17:06] shab00tyTM: ?

[17:06] baybepnay: about what?

[17:07] shab00tyTM: its somethin embarrassing

[17:07] shab00tyTM: i told my friend about it she just said

mariposapapil: ok hun ew thats just gross

[17:07] shab00tyTM: so should i tell u too?

[17:07] baybepnay: what ya do?

[17:07] shab00tyTM: its ‘bathroom’ related but its not really bad its just i

thought it was bad

[17:07] shab00tyTM: "im at 10% horny now.. i was takin a piss right and i felt

somethin in my buttcrack and i was like did i just doot- my pants? and i go to

wipe my butt and its lint… AAHAHAH"

[17:08] baybepnay: HAHAHAHA gross

[17:09] baybepnay: somebody’s dirty..

[17:10] shab00tyTM: how

[17:10] shab00tyTM: i took a shower this mornign

[17:10] baybepnay: maybe you didn’t clean your butt well

[17:10] shab00tyTM: nah i cleand it good

[17:10] shab00tyTM: it was from my clothes

[17:10] shab00tyTM: i gues

[17:10] shab00tyTM: s

[17:10] baybepnay: hahaha

[17:10] baybepnay: aaww.. it’s ok shahab

[17:11] baybepnay: lint does have a habit of being in the darkess places

[17:12] shab00tyTM: agreed

[17:14] baybepnay: including your butt HHAHAHAHA

[17:14] shab00tyTM: $

CONTINUED FROM BEFORE…

shab00tyTM: so what "%" are u

mariposapapil: what % am i?

shab00tyTM: horny

mariposapapil: hmm…lemme think…

shab00tyTM: how bout u check ur g-string like i check a car’s oil and gimmie ur

percentage lol

mariposapapil: oh your funny

mariposapapil: now u get no answer

shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$

mariposapapil: lol

shab00tyTM: gimmme my asnwer

mariposapapil: what was the question again lol?

shab00tyTM: so what "%" are u

mariposapapil: I"d say about 1%

mariposapapil: not much

mariposapapil: O:-)

shab00tyTM: heheh

shab00tyTM: SAVE UR CELL PHONE MINUTES THEN

shab00tyTM: hehe

mariposapapil: lol oh yeah,y?

shab00tyTM: cause ur 1% wet

shab00tyTM: that is a vapor of panty pudding

mariposapapil: riight gotcha

shab00tyTM: $

mariposapapil: lol

My friend Chris changing my roommate Phil’s away msg when he isn’t looking:

[21:04] shab00tyTM: AHAHAHAHA

[21:04] *** Auto-response from phillythestunna: I am gay.

[21:04] shab00tyTM: THAT AWAY MSG IS ELITE

[21:04] shab00tyTM: sponsored by queer away msg for the straight guy

[21:04] phillythestunna: LOL

[21:04] shab00tyTM: lol

[21:04] phillythestunna: chris again:-P

[21:04] shab00tyTM: tru

[21:05] phillythestunna: LOL

[21:05] shab00tyTM: LOL

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Away Message:

YAY

by the way you assclowns,

my BLOG has been updated (JAN26)

peep it or forever hold your piece or hold your piece while you’re reading it

like I usually do!: )

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shahab-: is wearing a butt-plug still considered

going commando?

Fatal Image: yeah that’s like ‘commando – special

forces’ even

shahab-: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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Fatal Image: foul. very foul :)

http://www.rainbowanimations.com/animations/view.php?id=jackinterview

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shahab-: Away Message:

MY ROSE PEDAL PICKING SONGS GO:

"She loves the cock…

"She loves me not"

EITHER WAY WE KNOW SHE LOVES THE COCK (:

THOUGH, I’M STILL WORKING ON MY LESBAINIZED SONG ..

SHE LOVES THE COCK, SHE LOVES ME NOT, SHE LOVES THE

STRAP-ON-DOUBLE-HEADED-DILDO-STAFF

quite harder to rhyme with! :(

Fatal Image: oh yeah $

if you want to rhyme with not.. say she likes the double headed dildo up the

twat :)

shahab-: LOL

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shab00tyTM:

http://wam.umd.edu/~shahabs/priv/halloween03/IMG_0577.JPG

pixies4kitty: sweet lambo :)

shab00tyTM: thanks it was from Halloween at fellspoint.. for

Halloween i was a

lambo owner…

pixies4kitty: hahaha

pixies4kitty: good costume

shab00tyTM: lol thanks :)

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ME HITTING ON A RANDOM BROAD (:

shab00tyTM: sup

rhetoricalappeal00: not much, u?

shab00tyTM: ever heard of the movie City of God?

rhetoricalappeal00: nope

shab00tyTM: i just got it, it it’s supposedly a bad ass foreign film

rhetoricalappeal00: sounds good

rhetoricalappeal00: what country?>

shab00tyTM:

Country: Brazil / France / USA

Language: Portuguese

rhetoricalappeal00: interesting

shab00tyTM:

Brazilian i think

shab00tyTM:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0317248/

shab00tyTM:

yea dunno its supposed to be tight but it has subtitles =p

rhetoricalappeal00: nice

shab00tyTM: arent u impressed that i would watch a movie w/ subtitles

rhetoricalappeal00: haha..no..should I be?

shab00tyTM: doesnt that mean im sophisticated =)

rhetoricalappeal00: haha..if you think it makes you sophisticated

shab00tyTM: i know im just tryin to be cute

rhetoricalappeal00: :)

shab00tyTM: i wanna win over the girls affection

rhetoricalappeal00: haha

shab00tyTM:

i love bein overly blunt about stuff =)

rhetoricalappeal00: ha

shab00tyTM: so meg sometime u gonna gimmie dem digits

right.. even though id prolly never call cept like on a random night in the

middle of the night when im bored ;) j/k

rhetoricalappeal00: haha…I don’t give out my number

rhetoricalappeal00: I don’t like to answer my phone

rhetoricalappeal00: the less calls the better

shab00tyTM: aw =) what kinda rhetorical appeal to my pimp game is that

rhetoricalappeal00: haha

shab00tyTM:

ill get ur # from mark ;)

rhetoricalappeal00: haha..Mark doesn’t have my #

shab00tyTM: ok well.. i’ll sell u back your panties u got w/ him for your digits

lol j/k

rhetoricalappeal00: ha

rhetoricalappeal00: right

shab00tyTM: im funny at least a lil bit right even though its sad ;)

rhetoricalappeal00: YEAH, IT’S FUNNY

shab00tyTM: wanna know which pic of u on ur profile is my fav

rhetoricalappeal00: which?

shab00tyTM: the titties.jpg that is on your local

harddrive u have yet to post no

but seriously let me go find it ill tell ya lol i havent memories all of em w/

their filenames ill go look again

rhetoricalappeal00: ha

shab00tyTM:

http://i.myspace.com/67/35/215376/611738_l.JPG that one

shab00tyTM: HAHAHA IM SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHAHAHAHA

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :)

shab00tyTM:

lol one of my friends whos on that site ,ne way she siad she’s a fairly good cook etc and she put

up this sexy ass bikini pic and i just put this comment:

From Comment

Shawn/Shahab January 24, 2004 11:01 PM

u said u’re a cook , well is "melted heart" your most popular dish…?

shab00tyTM: im corny eh =)

rhetoricalappeal00: haha…that’s so lame

shab00tyTM:

LOL

shab00tyTM: u know u want that comment on your redhead pic

rhetoricalappeal00: ha..I don’t cook

shab00tyTM: we can keep that between me u and Angelina =)

shab00tyTM:

heh

shab00tyTM: her profile says

Who I’d like to meet: ..is:

little children with chainsaws and Nicolas Cage ALL YA’LL DUDES TRYIN TO THROW

GAME, FUK OFF…step off george, tony says step off….

then i left her a comment: Shawn/Shahab

Jan 10, 2004 03:09 PM

hey baby im tryin to throw more then game

im tryin to throw the whole scrabble board at you

can you say

P L A Y A , triple word score across the center star?

cause baby, YOU ARE MY "CENTER STAR"

(;

peace

shab00tyTM: tell me im now awesome ;)

shab00tyTM: not*

rhetoricalappeal00: haha..you’re not awesome

rhetoricalappeal00: :)

shab00tyTM:

ok lets try: tell me im awesome, now :)

rhetoricalappeal00: ……..

shab00tyTM: meg meg meg waht are we gona do w/ ya ;)

rhetoricalappeal00: haha

shab00tyTM: so am i a dork

rhetoricalappeal00: a little

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: but u have to admit im more well rounded then the avg whale penis

shab00tyTM: pun inteneded

rhetoricalappeal00: ha

shab00tyTM: am i more so a dork or more so funny

that’s the ultimate question

rhetoricalappeal00: somewhere in between

shab00tyTM: sigh ur such a hat0r :)

rhetoricalappeal00: haha..I know

shab00tyTM: u’ll come around my dear but then it shall be too late *ominous

smirk* :)

rhetoricalappeal00: haha

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linknparkgrl66: lol

linknparkgrl66: i think i might end up burning my

house down :-\

shab00tyTM: y

linknparkgrl66:: cuz i had to add wood to the fire

and i dont know if i put the screen on right

shab00tyTM: ohh damn see if only u come to cp ill let u practice handlin my wood

w/o no screens in ur way

linknparkgrl66: lol

linknparkgrl66: omg your great

shab00tyTM:

heya

linknparkgrl66:

hey sexy guy!!!

shab00tyTM: hey mommi

linknparkgrl66:

lol alrighty…whats

up hottie

shab00tyTM: ur font (change it)

shab00tyTM: =)

linknparkgrl66:

damnit

shab00tyTM: agreed

linknparkgrl66:

lol

linknparkgrl66:

:-p

shab00tyTM: if only u changed out of ur panties the way u change

ur font for me

linknparkgrl66:

lol…

shab00tyTM: yea u best change from blue to see-thru

linknparkgrl66:

oh for you

anything :-P

shab00tyTM: for me then go commando

linknparkgrl66:

hehe

"Going Commando"

16 votes

If a person is ‘going commando’, they are not wearing any underwear.

It is called ‘going commando’ because of an old practice in the army, where, so

you didn’t shit your underwear in battle, you didn’t wear any – and therefore

could boast that you didn’t shit your pants.

Also a known cure for vpl.

"I’m gonna wear those really tight shorts and go commando to show off my bulge."

~~~~

about movin’ in back to schoo:

[22:24] shab00tyTM:

leme know when u need a hand carrying

in the heavy clear Rubbermaid container of see thru panties :) .. it’s like i’m

carrying nothin :)

[22:24] shab00tyTM: LOL

[22:25] sisjenny: hah i’ll let u know

~~~~

linknparkgrl66:

:(

linknparkgrl66: laugh it up go ahead

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: i am

shab00tyTM: i guess i am drunk sike

linknparkgrl66: lol

shab00tyTM: =p

linknparkgrl66: :-P back at you

shab00tyTM: ur phone charged yet

linknparkgrl66: it was off all night and all day so its only on one bar

shab00tyTM: damn cause it takes at least 3 bars to phone bone

linknparkgrl66: lol

linknparkgrl66: lmao@phone bone

shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$

shab00tyTM: if ya know what i mean ;)

linknparkgrl66: that made my sides hurt

shab00tyTM: lol

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http://www.zooass.com/games/neverland/

<–macromedia flash game …Michael Jackson related

~~~~

shab00tyTM: ahah wanna know somethin funny

shab00tyTM: on campus we got the local hub

DIRECT CONNECT+ thing like napster..

and if u try and download a file.. but if its unavailable it goes in QUEUE so

next time its avail it will auto dl it…. well i loaded up Direct connect and

it automatically dled’ "Adult kissmyassboss.com – teen girl gets fucked w/ cock

in pussy and sucks french cumshot’ ETC ETC

shab00tyTM: that was from

December lol btw i askd for it a month ago

shab00tyTM: LOL

~~~~

shab00tyTM: my mom packd me dinner

isnt that sweet (:

cag3chld:

thats nice

cag3chld:

do u cook

shab00tyTM:

hmm i dont think imma bad cook but i aint very …

shab00tyTM: NO

shab00tyTM:

j/k

shab00tyTM: i mainly eat out or go to diner

shab00tyTM: btw i forgot to ask so are u an acclaimed

coook yourself?

cag3chld: acclaimed?

cag3chld: nah

cag3chld: but im good

cag3chld: nuthin special

shab00tyTM: u know what i wanna try makin again.. manicotti

cag3chld: oh yah thats fairly easy

shab00tyTM: awe i thought that would

impress u me dropppin that on ya :)

cag3chld: haah

shab00tyTM: i was hopin kathy be like oo damn a man that can handle some tube

pasta can def handle his tube-steak-business $$$

cag3chld: ha

~~~~

http://www.newsfilter.org/user_submit/uploads/squirtcontest_cythereasquirts.wmv

<–OMG SOMETHING U NEVER SEEN BEFORE LOL XXX

shahab-: LOL @ this…. NOKIA MUST BE IMPRESSED:

http://images.jackmyhog.com/ftv/20030712/2.mpg

(part 1)

http://images.jackmyhog.com/ftv/20030712/3.mpg

(part2 continued)

shahab-: girl masturbates w/ a vibrating

cell phone

~~~~

shahab-: like my away msg from last night?

Away Message:

pros and cons of life

pros:

j.lo is single again

cons:

she’s single because she wants to have a baby

pros: get to get back to schoo

cons: pantie collections w/ smell guard hard to transport w/o wrinkling (p.s. u

wanna keep the smell in, if ur w/ the right woman that is LOL)

pros: i just asked this girl the most ‘wrongest’ thing :)

shab00tyTM: yo u ever had a guy’s foreskin get stuck in between your two front

teeth?

angel1a2: i’ve never been with a guy with foreskin

shab00tyTM: good answer from the female david letterman :)

cons: she’s too drunk to remember this chat, but that’s what my blog is for $$$$

Fatal Image: lol

yeah you pretty much covered everything there .

absolutzer00: lol

shahab-: $$$$$$$$$$$

absolutzer00: hahaha :-D

shahab-: yo btw omg i love this hiphop freed

http://audio1.net:8100/listen.pls

Fatal Image: yeah its a good mix

~~~~

shab00tyTM: [18:17] jazzergirl: u n that DAMN BUDDY ICON

[18:18] shab00tyTM: u like it eh

[18:18] jazzergirl: no its so nasty

[18:18] jazzergirl: her tits like floppin all up n down

[18:18] jazzergirl: ew

[18:18] shab00tyTM: heh

[18:18] jazzergirl: lol

[18:18] shab00tyTM: isnt that sexy

[18:18] jazzergirl: ura freak

[18:18] jazzergirl: no

[18:19] shab00tyTM: $yes

[18:19] jazzergirl: u think thats sexy?

[18:19] shab00tyTM: yea

[18:20] jazzergirl: wtf

[18:20] jazzergirl: they like all over the place

[18:20] shab00tyTM: lol

[18:20] jazzergirl: my nipples hurts

[18:20] jazzergirl: from lookin at that pic

[18:22] shab00tyTM: AHHAHAHA

[18:22] jazzergirl: ur fuckin looney

eyeemsofkang: those titties rock my balls

eyeemsofkang: hehe

shab00tyTM: lol

eyeemsofkang: I’m going out for sushi with a guy named suichi

eyeemsofkang: honest.

eyeemsofkang: er shuichi

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: wtf

eyeemsofkang: heh

shab00tyTM: so like yo if my new nickname is blowjob wanna go out for a blowjob

shab00tyTM: $

eyeemsofkang: LOL

eyeemsofkang: thats the dudes real name tho

shab00tyTM: tru

shab00tyTM: thats funy

eyeemsofkang: :)

eyeemsofkang: hehe

eyeemsofkang: its so cold outside

shab00tyTM:tru

eyeemsofkang: i froze my balls off

eyeemsofkang: wait..

eyeemsofkang: i dont have balls.

eyeemsofkang: i froze my ovaries off.

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: so cold ur cunt lips were chapped

eyeemsofkang: haha

shab00tyTM: lol

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ELITE LINKS TIME:

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1484529/20040122/aphex_twin.jhtml?headlines=true

howard dean meltdown ‘yelling mixes’ (:

http://bestweekever.vh1.com/howarddean.wav

http://www.proconmusic.com/Dean Goes Crazy

http://home.frognet.net/~barrycar/zzz/hardcoredean.mp3

other shit:

http://www.taleoftwocities.org/images/paris_mike.jpg

http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20040116-122404-3426r.htm

http://www.stereogum.com/archives/001103.html

~~~~

Expect HFS related news, next update…

till then…

BYE U GROUPIE-ASS-BIZNATCHES :)

~!$HA!~

Share:

Random pimpage away msgz ;)

before Away Message:

goin to CP for some loonacy w/ ‘tha dynasty’

the cell is by my side next to the ghat and the thirdleg (:

after Away Message:

8:49am wow this is the earliest i’ve been up

oh wait thats because i still havent gone to sleep yet

so after a night at cp i get to sleep and then go back for the duke game lol #1

in the county

as howard dean would say: AJGGGHHHHHHH! :)

lol

http://wam.umd.edu/~shahabs/createticket2.jpg

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

shab00tyTM: read my away msg

dkg2004: lovely!

*** Auto-response sent to dkg2004: A GIRL DELETED ME OFF

HER BUDDYLIST CAUSE SHE’S DEPRESSED AND HATES CHATTING W/ MY ALWAYS UPPITY ASS

SELF SO SHE CAN EAT A BOWL OF UPPIDY DICK YA HEARD? :)

dkg2004: that is very kind of you :-)

shab00tyTM: thanks

dkg2004: np

person it was targeted to’s response:

mehgetoverit3: no i think your an uppity ass whore and i hate you thats

why i dont like talking to you so take your upiity ass and chat away at someone

elses uppity ass ear

OUCH CHILD;

IT’S FUNNY THAT HER SCREENNAME IS "MEH, GET OVER IT!"

WHEN SHE SURE IS HAVING A HARD TIME GETTING OVER IT (:

shahab-: eat a bowl of uppity dick i love that :)

Fatal Image: that is quality :)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

shab00tyTM: is this odd of me?

if a girl is wearing a tank top right and a bra underneath and its a black bra,

and the straps and part of it are showing..for some reason a big titteid black

bra showin is sexy to me ;)

rhetoricalappeal: ummm, I don’t think so, it’s kind

of tacky though

IT’S SETTLED THEN, I LIKE TACKY SKANK WHORES :)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Away Message:

time goes by

puffin on la

hopin that it gets me high

got a b00ty going crazzy

http://wam.umd.edu/~shahabs/gingerbread.jpg

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

shab00tyTM: yo by the way

shab00tyTM: what was the "sexy" pic u wanted to

send me earlier

shab00tyTM: $

mariposapio: ha i only said that to see if you’d

get back on sooner.i didn’t know you’d text my phone in the middle of the night

shab00tyTM: HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA

shab00tyTM: THINK AGAIN

shab00tyTM: ;)

mariposapio: lol

shab00tyTM: whats wrong my dear

mariposapio: bored and sick

shab00tyTM: aw

shab00tyTM: bored and sick

shab00tyTM: ur medication’s directions must not be a good read

mariposapio: lol nope

shab00tyTM: thats why i always recommend the anal

suppositories

mariposapio: lol

shab00tyTM: i mean the pictures let alone the txt do the job im busy for hours

shab00tyTM: beside reading and tryin to balance

myself correctly over the mirror too

shab00tyTM: =)

mariposapio: lol

shab00tyTM: helps build balance..a recommendation for all

gymnasts

shab00tyTM: =)

mariposapio: fun

but all of you slow readers get it right?… the anal

directions help with your boredom, and the suppositories help w/ the sickness ;)

shab00tyTM: im the type of brother that would fuck

carver w/ a fishnet rubber

shab00tyTM: $

mariposapio: lol wtf

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Away Message:

Cant stop wont stop

shab00ty dynasty’s hot

cuz we get, we get down baby, we get down

the girls the girls they love us

Cuz we stay fresh to death

we the best nothin less

Away Message:

this shit is

serious

do u really want beef

do u really wanna end up missin your front teeth and

see yo family gettin smoked like a blunt leaf and

wrapped up in a ziplock bag like lunchmeat

this shit is serious

^_^

o_O

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

FUNNY/CRAZY MUST SEE LINKS TIME:

Blacky: Or Or Or Or!!.. your ALL TIME FAVOURITe!!!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=chickendance.wmv

Blacky: like it.. haha!

shahab-: lol, fear

http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=handsex.wmv

http://www.101kgb.com/media/BeerStand.WMV

http://wam.umd.edu/~shahabs/fatboy_slim-michael_jackson.mp3

http://www.angelfire.com/me2/derek/games.html

http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

http://www.element80.net/mirror/apache.zip

the Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2003

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Away Message:

YOU ARE A BELLEND

bellend

21 votes

British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.

Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on ‘Da Ali G Show’)

bellend

4 votes

A cheese coated mushroom cock

THAT WORKS TOO! :)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

shab00tyTM: were u proud u made it on the blog? lol j/k

kbizzle69: uh ya sure

kbizzle69: lol

shab00tyTM: u use ur toy w/ batteries yet?

kbizzle69: hahah yes yes

shab00tyTM: lol do tell =p how wuz it

kbizzle69: i stole em outta the remote from the living room lol

shab00tyTM: did we break the 5 mark yet

LOL WTF !!!!!!!! that is hilarious ;)

kbizzle69: hahaha i kno my mom was where’s the god damn remote

shab00tyTM: LOL

kbizzle69: cuz i brought the whole thing upstairs

kbizzle69: it was fantastic:)

shab00tyTM: u shoulda just handed her the vibrator and be like after

this u wont need tv no more

shab00tyTM: heheh

kbizzle69: lol so is that blog-worthy?

kbizzle69: HAHAHAHAHAHHA

shab00tyTM: dunno =p

kbizzle69: OMG HAHAHAA

following perverted chat is for guys eyes

only lol…

shab00tyTM: how many times u get off =p

kbizzle69: i duno

kbizzle69: it was a few days ao

kbizzle69: prolly 3

shab00tyTM: dang

kbizzle69: 3 is liek my average

shab00tyTM: tru man do u suck it clean? $

kbizzle69: no haha

shab00tyTM: aww =p

kbizzle69: tahts gross

shab00tyTM: heheh

shab00tyTM: u should for me

shab00tyTM: next time

shab00tyTM: ;OP

kbizzle69: ew no im not lickin my own shit

kbizzle69: lol

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: by the way do u give head or nah

kbizzle69: yeah

kbizzle69: wlel hey imm go have fun w/ mr buzzy lol ill be back

kbizzle69: :-P

shab00tyTM: tell mr buzzy im jealous

kbizzle69: ;-)

shab00tyTM: ok l8r

*** Auto-response from kbizzle69: ;-)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

YAY SON! :)

gotta love webcams

shab00tyTM: i hope im allowd to ask but is that a wonder bra? :)

kickdkiten: lol

kickdkiten: its padded

shab00tyTM: ah kay

shab00tyTM: cause damn them look like a boob job ;)

kickdkiten: haha

kickdkiten: im gettin one

shab00tyTM: ur gonna have an easy life no fair cause ur a hot chick

shab00tyTM: lol oh?

kickdkiten: yea

shab00tyTM: ssays who

kickdkiten: muah

shab00tyTM: u gotta marry me after the swelling goes down :)

kickdkiten: lol

kickdkiten: k

kickdkiten: anything 4 u

shab00tyTM: so they are ready for our honeymoon LOL

shab00tyTM: awwwww

kickdkiten: hehe

shab00tyTM: (looking on webcam)

U look like ur gonna cry wtf

kickdkiten: lol

kickdkiten: i was yawning

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: ur yawns look like some1 was spraying ice water all over u

=p

kickdkiten: haha

kickdkiten: makin fun of my yawns lol

shab00tyTM: lol

kickdkiten: i look funny when i yawn

[shab00tyTM: ur yawns look like u are havin an orgasm

kickdkiten: hahaha

shab00tyTM: so thats always a good thing where i can say i couldnt get

her off but i did make her yawn 3times ;)

kickdkiten: lol

shab00tyTM: =p

kickdkiten: =Ãž

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

RANDOM BLURB: my friend, (end of 2003) went to a

UFC championship battle LIVE (AT MOHEGAN SUN) and wrote me a little blurbage/rantage

and I forgot to post it so here goes:

shab00ty: "So TELL US, HOW WAS IT Jonnyboy?"

Fatal Image: not bad

the fights were just so-so

at the end of one fight there was almost a huge brawl (with all the cornermen

and such) that was cool :)

it’s probably one of the lesser UFCs if I saw it on TV (I watch every one) but

its a lot cooler to see the shit go down live

and its always good to roll up into mohegan.. man you shouldve seen the hotties

there.. omg. but you can’t talk to them you know? if they’re a girlfriend of one

of the fighters.. youre fuckd :) even most of the fans at the UFC were basically

huge and dangerous people to fuck with :)

best part of the day was they had an uber-autograph session with a lot of the

best UFC guys ever (royce gracie, ken shamrock, don frye, etc. dunno if you

know any of those names) so I got a t-shirt with mad autographs on it and shook

their hands etc

OK FOLKS MY TURN FOR MY RANDOM BLURB

about the DUKE

vs MD

game…

shab00tyTM: kinda bad, they reffing was just

so-so at best, at the end of one row there was almost a huge broad no wait, that

fat bitch WAS HUGE, that was coolies :) it’s probably one of the lesser DUKE vs

MD matchups if i had seen any live before (I dont watch every one), but it’s a

lot less cooler getting KILLED live then at a bar w/ a drink in ur hand watchin

it on TV… it’s always good to roll up into comcast center, you shoulda seen

all the stuck up white chicks there ..omg ..but u can’t talk to them you know?

they have huge sticks in their ass and if u remove em, u might end up tryin to

slit your wrists and just end up w/ splinters… if they’re a girlfriend

of one of the basketball players, they were fucked earlier in the day…

even most of the UMD-CP fans at comcast were basically huge losers and people

not worth your time to fuck with… (: .. best part of the day was WHEN I LEFT

THAT SHIT HOLE :) … so if i woulda stopped and bothered to fill out a form for

a credit card i coulda also got a t-shirt and thankfully no autographs really

..and if i was to shake their hands I would wash my hands promptly afterwords

etc..

YOU KNOW U’RE TALENTED WHEN U CAN BLURB SOMETHIN’ ONLY SOME1 ON THE RAG CAN,

AND YET STILL GET AWAY W/ MAKING IT FUNNY THANK U *BOW BOW*

-SHA-

FUCK -THE SOURCE- IM ON THE COVER OF shab00ty’Z BLOG :)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Share:

shab00tyTM: u got natural red hair?

razberylem: well when i was little i had blonde

hair, then it turned brown, then it turned auburn

shab00tyTM: ohh

razberylem: so i guess kinda yeah…but im not

naturally this red

shab00tyTM: tru

shab00tyTM: so are u brunette more so then redhead

razberylem: unfrotunately, yes

shab00tyTM: tru

shab00tyTM: dont take this to sound weird but fire

in the hole if u know what i mean isn’t always bad lol

razberylem: yes i know

razberylem: what it means

razberylem: red in the head, fire in the hole…or

red in the head fire in the bed

shab00tyTM: AJAAHAHA

shab00tyTM: which one of those more describes u

razberylem: its a secret

shab00tyTM: awww

I would like to take this moment to paste in a quote from <a female> i

will keep them anonymous but apparently they msg’d me some anal101

*poo2: lol.

*poo2: you gotta know how to do it right….

*poo2: get a girl real wet….then move start playin around with the

booty….and slowly lube it up…and then slowly stick it in….lil by lil…..lol.

(ironically i erased most of their s/n but due to the fact that ‘poo’ was

in their name i figured ill keep that part in)

UMD STUDENTS reading this:

pixies4kitty: oh, vag tix go on sale feb 10

:)

(vagina monologues)

shab00tyTM: <snippet>…id show my signed

vagina monolouges playbill

pixies4kitty: hahahaha

pixies4kitty: oh no

shab00tyTM: the one signed "you were my vag’s

inspiration throughout this creative process, thank u forever, carly"

pixies4kitty: hahaha oh is that what it will say?

shab00tyTM: yea imma get my friend carly ortiz to

do that for me for 5 bucks :)

pixies4kitty: lol

pixies4kitty: good plan

shab00tyTM: imma get her to forge ur last name

pixies4kitty: hahahaha

pixies4kitty: nice

pixies4kitty: ok babe I gotta run, talk to ya soon

shab00tyTM: ok hun smell ya later ..er i mean ill

smell my fingers later

shab00tyTM: HAHAHAA

mariposapilo: don’t think I"m some ho bag

mariposapilo: u there?

shab00tyTM: yea sorry

mariposapilo: so you don’t think I’m some horrid ho

bag?

mariposapilo: hun?

shab00tyTM: nah

mariposapilo: good to know

mariposapilo: just so you know,it was some random

guys i was with,these were people i had been with exclusively

mariposapilo: *wasn’t

mariposapilo: anyways

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: FREUDIAN SLIP

shab00tyTM: KIDDING

mariposapilo: oh fuck you.lol

… (she loves me)

RANDOM CHAT:

shab00tyTM: im just msg’n ya cause i cant believe

thats actually ur real s/n :)

white crack gurl: lol.

shab00tyTM: explain it LOL

white crack gurl: im white, i wanted to smoke crack

(inside joke) and im a gurl. lol

shab00tyTM: out the inside joke ;p

shab00tyTM: u’re a plumber?

white crack gurl: huh?!

shab00tyTM: explain the isnide joke

white crack gurl: no, smoke crack

white crack gurl: my friends think i remind them of

someone who would smoke crack, so they call me a crackhead

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: what crackheadlike characteristics u

gotz

white crack gurl: me

white crack gurl: theres nothing wrong qith my

charcteristics

shab00tyTM: ah

shab00tyTM: WERD

shab00tyTM: agreed

SHMOE101

[19:27] shab00tyTM: busted my ass at work (:

[19:29] ery112: hahaha thats cool… where do you

work?

[19:30] shab00tyTM: at this coin exchange place..

aka

Shahab haul these heavy ass bags of heavy fuckin coins like i was haulin 1000$

dollars worth of quarters around lol

[19:30] ery112: haha that sucks.. but i guess it

builds muscle

[19:33] shab00tyTM: i was telling angie about the

KKK klu klux klan coin i saw in the vault lol

[19:35] shab00tyTM: kkk koin w/ a clansman on it in

a hoodie

the store is a private business its not govnt ownd/operated so why cant there be

a kkk coin in the collection lol

i just thought to myself u know what’d be a good JACKASS like stunt… have a

white racist mo fo go to south east d.c. in a convenient store w/ that coin,

playing scratch card games amongst some black people :)

[19:36] ery112: haha

[19:39] ery112: that could be dangerous

ME BEING A SHMOE (:

(p.s. the TM in shab00tyTM=trademark hence don’t pitch my movie ideas unless

imma get the executive producer credit and a backend deal where i get most of

the $$ (: )

[19:43] shab00tyTM: heh tru right before that i

randomly thought up a sci-fi movie plot… like we are searching on mars and

such so what if we find aliens and eventually find the key to our ancestors and

where we came from, what if seeing these aliens and or unlocking our past was

such a great shock to humans brains that we just like had seizures and died as

soon as we "found out" , so all of a sudden all off these nasa people and

brainiacs are die’n , and the rest of us humans have no idea if this is a sudden

ride to heaven or if they are essentially committing suicide and that we should

never know such things

tell me that wouldn’t be a crucial movie

i thought up that movie plot and that jackass kkk stunt while in the bathroom on

the pot…ty

[19:45] ery112: nice… it must be your inspiration

[19:47] shab00tyTM: yea i mean i think it goes

like..u either get "the girl" or u spend your life doing great things [in an

attempt to win her over] so i guess im destined for great things :) $$

p.s. in an attempt to reduce the "shmoe-ness" of this chat: since this was

logged and posted which has been a couple of days, it’s outdated.. im fraid i

did ‘get the girl but a diff one’ ;) …heh not the one originally in mind

but what can u do! :)

[19:48] ery112: well you should thank me then

[19:48] shab00tyTM: yeppers ur my inspiration

[19:48] shab00tyTM: i will one day

[19:49] ery112: haha ok

[19:49] shab00tyTM: besides they say most people

like inventors etc most of their great works all all BEFORE they are married lol

… a lady mate sucks the life out of u

[19:50] ery112: haha i can see that

[19:50] ery112: or see how that happens

(I see how that happens in pr0n0s) (:

[18:36] mandie23: Hey whats good with ya

[18:36] *** Auto-response sent to mandie23: werd s0n who

else g0tta dun wake up in 6 hourz ya heard da shab00ty man can

or at least try

muahahah whos funny like dat

$$$$$$

<FLEX>

-sha-

*sprite* <–inside joke (cause ya know how kobe was the spokesman i did a kobe

earlier)

[18:38] mandie23: Lol your away messages are

funny

COME KISS THIS DICK B4 U ARE ALLOWED TO LEAVE!

SONG PARODY U WONT "GET" UNLESS U KNOW THE SONG

shortbzh69: loloo

shab00tyTM: like my away msg

shortbzh69: wat is it?

*** Auto-response sent to shortbzh69: i got a brown skin

turd look like michaeljackson

let it sit outside , got a white skin turd look like michael jackson

$$$

shortbzh69: lol

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: u heard that song?

shortbzh69: its my fav song just not those words

shortbzh69: lol

shab00tyTM: LOL

SONG IS: Twista ft. Jamie Foxx & Kayne West – Slow Jams.

wanna see something trippy

http://www.sxxxy.org/archives/mythird.jpg

Third Nipple Piercings

rainey3: eww

*** Auto-response sent to rainey3: imagine if there was a weeklong million

woman’s march rally

that’d be a million fucking synced up ass periods

how sick would that be AHHA

tell me about it

rainey3: lol

rainey3: you’re silly!

50CENT PARODY:

Away Message:

many chicks

go down on me

i bust in her eye dog and she cant see

im tryin to get w/ the best of me

and doods tryin to take my wife away

COME ON

i pull yo hoe from ya playa if ya fuck w/ me

i bust on her back or make it hard for ya to see

better watch how you talk when u talk about me

cause ill come and take yo wife away

MANY CHICKS

MANY MANY MANY CHICKS

go down on me

dogg i dont lie no more

they cry they out the door

dont get pressed on me…

ok this is kind of the same chat, but i pasted in the same thing to diff

people and just pasted in the diff responses one after another…

shab00tyTM:

AAHAHAHA yo im talkin to my friend on a microphone on AIM and she muted herself

cause she’s on the phone w/ her b/f but we’re still connected and im not muted

so i just yelled to her COME GET THIS PENIS so her b/f would hear

adorableang: hahahahaha

adorableang: thats not very nice lol

andreakelroth: :-D

andreakelroth: thats mean

andreakelroth: bustin her cover up like that

andreakelroth: see

andreakelroth: boys

shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$

andreakelroth: lordy

kbizzle69: hha thats awesome

kbizzle69: did she say anything?

shab00tyTM: nah but she just disconnected the mic talk

kbizzle69: lol

kbizzle69: u duno if she said anything

shab00tyTM: ill ask

kbizzle69: did she?

kbizzle69: i gtg

kbizzle69: but tell me

UPDATE:

shab00tyTM: did ur bf hear what i said

candykiz: no

candykiz: what did you say?

candykiz: lol

candykiz: no I have a head set with a micro phone

candykiz: lol

candykiz: thank god!!!

shab00tyTM: heheee

shab00tyTM: heh awwwww ;)

candykiz: your a bad boy

shab00tyTM: i wanted to get ya in trouble

candykiz: I noticed lol

candykiz: why?

shab00tyTM: i want ya for me

shab00tyTM: j/k

candykiz: lol

shab00tyTM: heh

candykiz: i dunno bout that

candykiz: I’m alot of work

candykiz: ;)

~continued…

yeppers so i had to let every1 down when i told em… :(

shab00tyTM: nah he didnt

shab00tyTM: she had on a headset lol

shab00tyTM: w/ the mic

shab00tyTM: so it was just on there not in desktop speakers

NOW SHE TRIES TO GET ME BACK!

shab00tyTM: k gimie a sec my dads down here still i think (dont talk

on mic) :p

candykiz: ok

candykiz: i should yell come get this pussy

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: yea u should :-)

shab00tyTM: cause that’d turn me on

candykiz: just like you yelled earlier

candykiz: lol

shab00tyTM: did u ever hear earlier though? ur headphones were off?

candykiz: yeah

shab00tyTM: yea to which

candykiz: cuz I couldnt talk and have the phone on my ear to

shab00tyTM: k

candykiz: headphones off

candykiz: i have to cough

shab00tyTM: k

candykiz: want me to mute you

candykiz: ok better

shab00tyTM: ok talk

shab00tyTM: w/ ur sexy self

candykiz: no you

FADE TO BLACK, END SCENE, CUTT :)

ME HITTING ON A JERROD’S GIRLFRIEND…

shab00tyTM: where u work?

razberylem: subway

razberylem: sadly

shab00tyTM: o

shab00tyTM: u got the Atkins diet subs?

razberylem: lol yep

razberylem: they dont look liek they do on tv :-P

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: are they good?

razberylem: ehh theyre decent

razberylem: small tho

shab00tyTM: and extra expensive eh.. u gonna let me us ur store discount?

razberylem: haha if i actuallly got a discount

shab00tyTM: heh aw

razberylem: u should jus drop in at my work one day, lol

shab00tyTM: which subway is it

razberylem: <EDITED OUT>

shab00tyTM: is by dennys

shab00tyTM: ?

razberylem: nah thats the one in <EDITED OUT>

razberylem: mine is the other one

shab00tyTM: sigh

shab00tyTM: i dunno the other one lol

razberylem: lol

shab00tyTM: i wanna go though i wanna see the way u handle a 6inch bread wink

wink j/k\

shab00tyTM: even though mine is <EDITED OUT>, feet

razberylem: lol uh huh

shab00tyTM: yay just added u to my cell phone btw

razberylem: ol is that a good thing?

shab00tyTM: yea

shab00tyTM: it means ur prestigious

razberylem: prestigious and i havent even done nething, score

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: the way u put that teriyaki sauce on a subroll baby

that’s doin a

whole lot

razberylem: haha oh yeah, its so hot

shab00tyTM: hehehe

razberylem: just like the mustard smeared all over

my apron rite?

shab00tyTM: LOL oo hell yea

shab00tyTM: and for me baby u dont even gota have on glvoes

razberylem: oh ok, so u like it dirty

razberylem: alrite

shab00tyTM: yeppers

razberylem: ;)

shab00tyTM: ya knowz my style

razberylem: uh huh

shab00tyTM: and baby dont worry i come equipped w/ my own special sauce

razberylem: uh huh…but i dont think it could compare to mine

shab00tyTM: oh really is urs that yummy?

razberylem: uh huh

shab00tyTM: o but i bet my sauce dispenser of mine is nicer

razberylem: heh

razberylem: maybe

shab00tyTM: even Jerrod would vouch for that

razberylem: lol

THIS CONTINUES ON… DOT DOT DOT :)

Brought to you by: http://www.phobialist.com/#A-

Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.

Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

FREESTYLEZ?

[23:50] phillytstunna: yo im the illest emccee alive some say i have the

flu cause the flow is so sick but i stay on my grind and never cum quick im a

big dawg that bites hard and barks loud you a small pup with lil tiny tim lines

when you rhyme its sunday night wats that mean blacklight is hear to drop bombs

freestyle from here to college park then to ya moms and ask her if she seen the

stars ok well she has know y cause she liked the blacklight the brightest star

ever to shine!!=-O

[23:50] shab00tyTM: lol

[23:50] phillytstunna: LOL

[23:50] phillytstunna: flowing online!!!=-O

[23:51] shab00tyTM: yo i flow for doe and tight hoes

this u know, my tight bro

but u smoke the dro in tight twists

purple haze purple mists

i like this

[00:01] phillytstunna: yo im sort of low key step outta the range get on the

grind and lay in some green the grass looks good but i havent touched my land of

milk and honey just seen it envisioned it and realized i need to stop being a

dummy get my head str8 stop letting bitches violate from hoes to ho-ho get str8

when i perculate like phat lip son im hard to forget this young chic online

wants to get my boy shahabs dick!!!=-O

[00:01] phillytstunna: LOL

N I C E

OK THE FOLLOWING SHIT IS VERY SEXUAL :)

CLOSE YOUR EYES AND READ THIS SHIT IN BRAIL –IT’S SO SEXXXIFIED

anonymousegirl1: heh

anonymousegirl1: well

anonymousegirl1: i love giving head

anonymousegirl1: i dont get chicks that dont like it

anonymousegirl1: ive had sex with maybe 8 guys or so

anonymousegirl1: but ive sucked hell….. 70+

anonymousegirl1: thats why now when i have a bf….

anonymousegirl1: i get wide eyed stares and "wow"

anonymousegirl1: and "holy shit that was the best bj ever!"

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: yea that’d be me eh

anonymousegirl1: ?

shab00tyTM: im sayin id be no different in makin those

proclamations prolly

anonymousegirl1: heh

shab00tyTM: "rock out w/ my cock out"

shab00tyTM: lol i cant believe this chick just told me this after i askd her

fav positition:

i dont have a favorite, but i prefer the guy to do all the

work

that’s the chick that doesn’t give head

anongirl2: no

anongirl2: it makes me physically sick

anongirl2: like…puking sick]

BIG FISH: GOOD MOVIE

COLD FISH:

WHO LIKES A COLD FISH IN BED?

not i my dear, not i

VERY SEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shab00tyTM: heyh booo

anonymousgirl3: oh my god

anonymousgirl3: holt fuck

anonymousgirl3: holy*

shab00tyTM: wut

anonymousgirl3: i just agve myself 5 orgasms

anonymousgirl3: who needs a fucken man hah

anonymousgirl3: in a row

shab00tyTM: lol w/ a vibrator?

anonymousgirl3: ya but i had to use it w/o batteries

anonymousgirl3: so tahts 5 ina row in less than 20 mins w/ a vibrator w/o batteries,

so tell me why the fuck some guys cant even get u close to one!!!

shab00tyTM: damn baby

shab00tyTM: were they mostly orgasms from clit stimulation or from the vibrator?

anonymousgirl3: clit but it was a combo of both

anonymousgirl3: damn me and <EDITNAME> bought these in a porn shop in fells point and i

dont think shes used hers yet, she needs to

shab00tyTM: tru

anonymousgirl3: i wonder whats gonan happen qwhen i use the damn thing w/ batteries

shab00tyTM: sheeesh i know

shab00tyTM: so <NAMEDIT>, u all wet? :) mmm

anonymousgirl3: not anymore lol

shab00tyTM: aw why =p

anonymousgirl3: cuz im all cleand upa nd in my pjs now

anonymousgirl3: god amdn i need a cigarette

shab00tyTM: i think ya just need a <EDITED OUT> like mine

anonymousgirl3: no

anonymousgirl3: i need myself fuck men hah

shab00tyTM: i wanna try w/ u plzzz ;)

anonymousgirl3: no no im swearing them off now

anonymousgirl3: sex was the onlt thing they were ever good for and now i dont need

em at all haha this is great

anonymousgirl3: u really domt think u can give me 5 orgasms in under 20 mins now do

u?

shab00tyTM:

0f COURSE!

anonymousgirl3: hahaa

anonymousgirl3: ur sposta give me 5 right before u bust

shab00tyTM: tru

anonymousgirl3: but i dont think many guys can do that

shab00tyTM: i can try

anonymousgirl3: sry babe u lose

anonymousgirl3: lol

shab00tyTM: lol

anonymousgirl3: wow

anonymousgirl3: i am worn out

shab00tyTM: that’s hot

shab00tyTM: i wish i was there now for #6

anonymousgirl3: lol

shab00tyTM: lol

anonymousgirl3: whooo

anonymousgirl3: that was so aweosme

shab00tyTM: lol

anonymousgirl3: that has so never happend to me before

anonymousgirl3: the most ive had is 2

anonymousgirl3: i coulda gonr to siz but my arms were gettin real tired

anonymousgirl3: 6*

shab00tyTM: see if i was there id do it for u

anonymousgirl3: lol right

anonymousgirl3: only 1

anonymousgirl3: sorry

shab00tyTM: trust me i could get u off good ok dont hate

anonymousgirl3: ONCE

anonymousgirl3: lol

shab00tyTM: no more then once

^^^ u can read that as "no more than once" or .."no, more then once!"

anonymousgirl3: 5 times:

anonymousgirl3: ?

shab00tyTM: yea

anonymousgirl3: yea right

shab00tyTM: whatever yo

shab00tyTM: imma pimp

shab00tyTM: w/ my (_)_)===============D

anonymousgirl3: lol

shab00tyTM: so is ur vibrator thick?

shab00tyTM: cause as u see above my cock is

anonymousgirl3: lol

anonymousgirl3: jens is thicker ahha

anonymousgirl3: i think shes afriad to use it

anonymousgirl3: i dont think she that it was that big when she bought it and she

took it home and DAMn lol

shab00tyTM: lol IM SURE GIRLS HAVE THAT FEELING

WHEN THEY TAKE ME HOME FROM THE CLUB!

shab00tyTM: poor jeeny’

anonymousgirl3: lol

anonymousgirl3: hahaha

END OF SEXY TIME…~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[00:29] freshnclean41: shabooty

[00:29] shab00tyTM: hey

[00:29] freshnclean41: whats god

[00:29] freshnclean41: good

[00:30] shab00tyTM: heh i dont even know yo i been on the comp mad long now im

gettin cyber-smack on some of these bitches just meaning i be beefin lol

[00:30] freshnclean41: haha\

[00:30] freshnclean41: damn

[00:31] freshnclean41: this man always got beef w/ thecyber ho’s

[00:31] shab00tyTM: AHAHA YO fo real yo i like deleted two off my buddy list

today

[00:31] shab00tyTM: got fed the fuck up :)

[00:31] shab00tyTM: its fun though sometimes to be in a dont take no shit mood

and be online

[00:31] shab00tyTM: Lol

[00:31] freshnclean41: gotta keep the cyber pimp hand strong

[00:32] shab00tyTM: agreed shiet i should proly delete more ;)

[00:32] freshnclean41: yeah man i swear all the bitches i know are always

bitchy around the same time

[00:32] freshnclean41: never understood that shit

[00:33] shab00tyTM: lol

[00:33] shab00tyTM: synced up periods

[00:33] freshnclean41: never one chick whos on point

[00:33] shab00tyTM: heh

[00:33] freshnclean41: lol

[00:33] freshnclean41: for real

[00:34] freshnclean41: they just need a good slap in the face w/ my cack

[00:34] freshnclean41: thatll straightinem out

[00:35] shab00tyTM: heh tru

(blogging advice)

shahab-: cack=cock prolly

shahab-: lol

Fatal Image: I like cack though

shahab-: lol keep the cack?

Fatal Image: yeah post with cack intact :)

YAY SON

adorableang: hahaha great

adorableang: thats good

shab00tyTM: i feel so good i wrote a song for u

adorableang: lol whats that

shab00tyTM: i love u u love me we’re a great big terp family w/ a great big

turtle shell let that plutonic relationship go to hell

adorableang: hahahahaha

adorableang: nice song

shab00tyTM: LOL thank u thank u *bows8

shab00tyTM: i like to keep things fresh

adorableang: hhahaha yeaa

[00:38] freshnclean41: fuk it 2 tears in abucket

shab00tyTM: whats ur major

pincushnp0rnstr: art

pincushnp0rnstr: i wanna be professor booty one day

pincushnp0rnstr: profess hi to the booty

pincushnp0rnstr:: woah

pincushnp0rnstr: i’m so lame n tired

pincushnp0rnstr: we shall have to chat later love

pincushnp0rnstr: have yourself a merry little night

[22:51] shab00tyTM: TWAT will take forever.

acronym for "_T_he _W_ar _A_gainst _T_errorism".

[22:55] erikzangl4eva : LOL. yes it might

[22:55] shab00tyTM: i want to find weapons of ass

destruction in ur twat

[22:55] erikzangl4eva : ok bring it

[22:56] shab00tyTM: o really?

Away Message:

all i hear is

shabooty this

shabooty that

what the fuck, shabooty gave u a roman soldiers hat?

Fatal Image: second post on this page = really

funny shit :)

http://www.expectnothing.com/index.php?page=story&post=3226#COMMENTS

(really racist)

Away Message:

http://mp3.washingtonpost.com/get_song?song_id=8215

my boy jason’s track… appearing on mixtapes everywhere (:

peep it

Funny skit:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ghettodelta.html

H0lla damn that wuz a long

update :-0)

sheeeeeeeeesh

ne ways peace out my nigz and

bizzles

_-=[($HA)]=-_

Share:

i hate drunk people why do they even try… *especially when it’s a drunk

hagerstownian chick who <insert insult here> (the insult was already said in describing where they hail from)*

adorablang4u: shabooty fucks goats

adorablang4u: and likes it

shab00tyTM: hey at least they take terp bux (my

school’s credit card) unlike ur "mom and pa" shop u call your pussy…i call it

that cause both your ma and pa been thru that

adorablang4u: at my doggg hastn

adorablang4u: /[p01

adorablang4u: 4

adorablang4u: or my gat

adorablang4u: goat’

adorablang4u: /;.l;,l

shab00tyTM: lol ur dog aint been thru it but im

sure u put peanut butter on it and had it lickd off

adorablang4u: huh?

funny crank call:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=100grand.mp3

i cant be ur superman ..but that dont mean we cant get in

a phonebooth together etc winkwink

read this

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/01/05/megamillions.lostticket.ap/index.html

FUNNY EMAIL CORRESPONDENCE:

AJAJAAJAHAHA IM DUMB

Subject: RE: sup

Body: hey.. it isn’t me.. it’s keira knightley.. the one on the PIRATES OF THE

CARIBBEAN movie… she’s really pretty

—————– Original Message —————–

From: Shawn/Shahab

Date: Dec 27, 2003 12:43 AM

is that ur real pic

wtf ur hot

h0lla back

peace

s-h-a

Random lyrics:

im searching for my lady mate ,imma hunter gatherer

a cunter latherer my dandy voice makes the most antichoice grannies panties

moist

MASSSSSHHHHHHH

OUTTTTT

POSSSEEEE

Random Flash vidz:

http://www.thefucksociety.com/animation/pw_donuts.swf

http://www.thefucksociety.com/40oz/

Back to funny chat dialogs:

pixies4kitty: aww thanks@

shab00tyTM: baby i beg your pardon but your outfit’s givin me a hardon

pixies4kitty: LOL

pixies4kitty: nice

shab00tyTM: (:

shab00tyTM: wanna know somethin funny

pixies4kitty: sure

shab00tyTM: i was eatin dinner and ran out of pepsi so i went in the fridge

grabbed another 2 liter of pepsi .. sit back down.. swigg it right then and

there and im like UGH WHAT THE FUC IS THIS>.. i look on the bottle on masking

tape is labeled WIN ……….apparently it’s fucking WINE my mom transferred to

a 2liter of pepsi to store in the fridge wtf LOL EW :)

pixies4kitty: hahahahaha

pixies4kitty: that’s awesome

shab00tyTM: lol its funny but hardly awesome LOL

shab00tyTM: awesome woulda been, i swigg the nasty wine, carly walks in topless

and i do a spittake :)

pixies4kitty: HAHAHAHAHA

ME talkin w/ an AUSSY CHICK (:

shahab-: heya

klt_gl: hey, hows it going?

shahab-: this be sexy lauren

shahab-: rite

klt_gl: ok

shahab-: howz life in Australia

klt_gl: very hot.

i just got home from working 9 hrs. what a waste of the day

shahab-: ah

shahab-: at least u gettin paid =p

klt_gl: guess so.

shahab-: heh

shahab-: where u wor

shahab-: work

klt_gl: just up at the shops

shahab-: what kinda shop

klt_gl: supermarket

shahab-: ur the bag-girl? :P

klt_gl: the what?

shahab-: u bag up the groceries

shahab-: ?

klt_gl: fuck Americans have a strange way of talking

shahab-: LOL

shahab-: agreed

klt_gl: my friend spent 7 months there and now she has all these weird sayings

that no-one understands

shahab-: lol

shahab-: i can translate =p

shahab-: whats a saying she says

klt_gl: u’ll be coming in handy then

shahab-: lol that menas like youll be usefull =)

klt_gl: that was in response to what u last said. i didn’t need u to translate

it.

shahab-: AHHAHAHAHAAH

shahab-: IM A RETARD

shahab-: sorry LOL FUNNY AS SHIT THOUGH

klt_gl: indeed

here was my new years eve away msg:

going to this party that is to guarentee a decline of

western civilizaiton

(that meanz it’s gonna be SILLLLYYY)

call da cell if ya need da 411 (:

here’s my nickname i gave to myself taken off of the Sixth Sense

director’s name:

MNIGHTSHAMALAMADINGDONG HAS GONE TO BED (MEBBE) (:

shab00tyTM: AJAJAAHAA I JUST MADE A FUNNY FREUDIAN SLIP

shab00tyTM: my friends mom who is tryin to go back to schoo right …well (u

know how i love me some MILFS)

teezfile13: :-)

shab00tyTM: so did yo momma get that load

shab00tyTM: loan

teezfile13: i wont know

teezfile13: till

teezfile13: tuesday

shab00tyTM: ah k

clashes5: the only person other than me who knows what a

Freudian slip is

clashes5: and knows how to spell it

clashes5: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

clashes5: oh god that is fucking great

shab00tyTM: LOL

clashes5: im laughing hahahahHAHAH

clashes5: i LOVE how you tried to make it slide

clashes5: like " ahh k"

shab00tyTM: LOL AGREED

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$$$$

shab00tyTM: I PLAYED IT OFF

clashes5: they didn’t even notice?

shab00tyTM: nah

clashes5: they must be the serious type

shab00tyTM: they are a nympho though i figured that’d get em horny

shab00tyTM: hehe

shab00tyTM: nah

clashes5: i do that a lot, but for real it c an be

embarrassing

shab00tyTM: tru

clashes5: " hey, can you pass me that paper clit"

clashes5: at work

clashes5: not good

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: funny

shab00tyTM: i wanna soggy up ur paper clit :)

clashes5: hahahah

Fatal Image: too bad it wasnt ‘take that load’

Fatal Image: ok :) or even better would’ve been ‘did

she take that entire load/loan in her mouth’ but that would be a huge slip :)

shahab-: LOL

shahab-: or that load hit her hard in the

pocketbook/fanny pouch :)

Fatal Image: hehehe

theres probably that perfect loan/load pun somewhere out there..

for your loved ones:

http://www.joemonkey.com/swf/iloveyou.swf

random away msgs unworthy of being blogged (:

*** Auto-response sent to kandybar: <flex>

call da cell u muddafluckas fo reals yo

*** Auto-response sent to n%: running around like a

maddman who just discovered the ice cream sundaes bar at old country buffet

H0lla back,

-sha-

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