2004 January | shabooty.com

Away Message:

Got her a Chinese manicure hair done by Dominicans, all for what

next thing u know got her a Brazilian all in the butt…

[16:18] baybepnay: yo.. i just had a nightmare when i took a nap

[16:18] baybepnay: you killed me in my dream!!

[16:29] shab00tyTM:

weird

[16:30] baybepnay: ya.. but it was kinda funny at the same time lol

[16:30] shab00tyTM: y

[16:30] shab00tyTM: did u

suffocate on my cock

[16:30] baybepnay: HAHAHAHAHAHA

[16:30] baybepnay: dumbass

[16:30] shab00tyTM: $

[16:30] shab00tyTM: how i kill u

[16:31] baybepnay: you gave me some pills i think

[16:31] shab00tyTM: hehe

[16:31] shab00tyTM: wtf

[16:31] baybepnay: cuz you didn’t want it to be obvious

[16:32] shab00tyTM: aw

[16:32] baybepnay: so after i was outta breath.. you let me out in the ocean!!

[16:32] baybepnay: ok but here’s the funny part

[16:32] shab00tyTM: wtf

[16:32] baybepnay: lol

[16:32] baybepnay: i went to go see you right..

[16:32] baybepnay: and we were just chillin in you room..

[16:33] shab00tyTM: yea

[16:33] baybepnay: and i went to get a drink from in the kitchen right..

[16:34] baybepnay: and when i came back you were on the bed…. like looking at me like you want something LOL

[16:34] shab00tyTM: yea

[16:34] shab00tyTM: quite possible

[16:34] baybepnay: and you were like.. val come here..

[16:34] shab00tyTM: yea

[16:34] baybepnay: LOL

[16:34] baybepnay: shut up

[16:34] baybepnay: so then i go over to you right..

[16:34] shab00tyTM: yea

[16:34] baybepnay: and you unbutton my blouse..

[16:35] baybepnay: and we kissing..

[16:35] shab00tyTM: yea

[16:35] baybepnay: and then you you go "val.. you getting kinda heavy girl".. (cuz i was on top of you)

[16:36] shab00tyTM: sahhaha

[16:36] baybepnay: and the next thing i know i was this big fat ass

[16:36] shab00tyTM: AHAHHAHA

[16:36] baybepnay: and the

weird thing about it was that it was my dream.. but i was hearing your thoughts right

[16:37] baybepnay: so you were all thinking.. damn i don’t wanna hurt vals feelings..

[16:37] baybepnay: so you were like.. well if i just close my eyes maybe it’ll be ok..

[16:37] baybepnay: but when you tried to like hug me.. you were like "oh shit this ain’t goin to work"..

[16:38] shab00tyTM: lol

[16:38] baybepnay: "i can’t even reach my arms around her"

[16:38] baybepnay: so.. being the genius you are .. you say.. hold on.. i gotta get you something..

[16:38] baybepnay: and you go in your bathroom with my drink.. and put something in it..

[16:38] baybepnay: some pill..

[16:39] shab00tyTM: LOL

[16:39] baybepnay: and tell me to drink it..

[16:39] shab00tyTM: ajajjaja

[16:39] baybepnay: and i’m gone!!

[16:39] shab00tyTM: i tried to kill u to not sleep w/ ur fat as

[16:39] shab00tyTM: ass

[16:39] shab00tyTM: ome

[16:39] shab00tyTM: omg

[16:39] baybepnay: and then you haul my heavy ass.. into your car..

[16:39] baybepnay: and drive me to the ocean..

[16:39] shab00tyTM: AAHAHAHA

[16:39] shab00tyTM: WHERE WHALES ARE MEANT TO BE

[16:39] shab00tyTM: sike

[16:39] baybepnay: HAHAHAHAHA

[16:40] baybepnay: ya.. that’s what you were saying in my

dream

[16:40] shab00tyTM: LOL WTF

[16:40] shab00tyTM: really

[16:40] shab00tyTM: funny

[16:40] baybepnay: and you were making fun cuz i didn’t

sink.. i was floating

[16:40] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$$

[16:40] baybepnay: lol

[16:40] shab00tyTM:

that’s a cash dream

[16:40] shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$

[16:40] baybepnay: no.. that was mean lol

[16:40] shab00tyTM: heheh

[16:40] baybepnay: you killed me

[16:41] shab00tyTM: heheehe

[16:41] baybepnay: :-(

[16:41] shab00tyTM: so wat it was a dream

[16:41] shab00tyTM: its funny to me

Blacky:

http://disgu.st/~max/movies/fall.mpg

Blacky:

http://forever.broked.net/~jason/snowtowcar.wmv

Blacky: poor car =(

shahab-: lol

shahab-: that car was ghetto ne way

shahab-:

http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v12/sademie/omgwtf.jpg

<—————–

shahab-:

PEEP THAT

[14:07] baybepnay: why’d they do that?

[14:07] shab00tyTM: WHY NOT

[14:07] baybepnay: and the daughter all holding her dads junk..

[14:08] baybepnay: that’s a fucked up fam..

[14:08] baybepnay: lol

[14:08] shab00tyTM: heheh

[14:08] shab00tyTM: agreed

Mr. Ekted: wtf?

Mr. Ekted: "Daddy this looks like candy"

shahab-: LOL

quazimoto: wtf

quazimoto: lol

quazimoto: why are they wearin human naked suits

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: u like it eh

britsownsu: yes indeed lol im just tryin to figure out what the hell they’re doin

in those outfitsl ol

britsownsu: *lol

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: turning u on

britsownsu: ohh yes very much so lol

NAUGHTY BABYSITTER :)

britsownsu: damn where the fucks that girl at

britsownsu: shes s’posed to pick me up

shab00tyTM: damn boo

britsownsu: oh well guess i dont get to flirt with

her husband

britsownsu::-Plol jk

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: aw

shab00tyTM: =p

shab00tyTM: im jealpous

britsownsu: jealous? of HIM? boy dont be

britsownsu: lol

britsownsu: used to be my dawg u was in my left

titty scream ride or die thought u would die wit me

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: imma be in ur left taste bud in a

minute

britsownsu: roflmao

shab00tyTM: lol

britsownsu: omg hah thats fuckin funny

shab00tyTM: lol

britsownsu: left taste bud? why not the right lol

shab00tyTM: cause the dick on the left taste bud,

the @#! on the right

britsownsu: ohh i see

britsownsu: lol

britsownsu: ;-)gotcha

shab00tyTM: ya like that eh lil britty

shab00tyTM: w/ her wet panties now j/k

britsownsu: lmao.

britsownsu: crazy

shab00tyTM: the right side of the tongue tastes

%@!^* better

shab00tyTM: j/k

britsownsu: haha

shab00tyTM: heh

shab00tyTM: cause u know how diff parts of the

tongue are for different tastes

britsownsu:yeah i know :)

britsownsu: lol

shab00tyTM: LOL

britsownsu: ur WILD u know that

britsownsu: lol

britsownsu: :-P

shab00tyTM: hehe

shab00tyTM: agreed u shoulda heard my freestyle

earlier i was wildin the fuck out

shab00tyTM: lol

britsownsu: u should drop me one on my voicemail

wunna these dayz

britsownsu: ;)

shab00tyTM: hehe

(the censored words were cum and semen…this is a children’s blog –I

don’t want them corrupted)

britsownsu: my screenname just means….um

yeah. i own u.

britsownsu: i own sha’s nuts.

britsownsu: -shrug-

britsownsu: :-PO:-)

shab00tyTM: LOL

http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf

<–random weird "musical" flash

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/ent_radio/story/158859p-139433c.html

<–about a new fox reality show that will kick ass

http://www.smegssite.co.uk/POPGAL.net/Britney, Beyonce and Pink Pepsi Commercial

(VCD)_Popgal.net.mpg <–the new britney/p!nk/beyonce -Pepsi superbowl

commercial BEFORE IT EVEN AIRS I GOT THE HOOK UP SON :)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/Default.aspx?id=4096586&p1=0

<— WHALE OF A NEWS STORY :)

http://tempshared2.home.comcast.net/stfu.swf <-MAD FUNNY

hageataga: HAHAHAHAHA THATS FUCKING AWESOME

shahab-: hehehe

shahab-: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

shahab-: AGREED EVERY1 in my SUITE HAS THAT PLAYING RIGHT NOW ON THEIR COMPS

shahab-: ;)

EXTRA EXTRA

READ ALL ABOUT IT:

Jesus Juice!

USA Today reports…

Michael Jackson allegedly seduced boys by giving them Coke cans filled with

white wine he called "Jesus juice" and red wine he nicknamed "Jesus blood,"

according to the March Vanity Fair.

Can’t wait to find out what was really in those Neverland Twinkies!

~!~~~

shab00tyTM: wanna read some "fecal matters"

seldy: umm no thats okay

shab00tyTM: good call

shab00tyTM: heya

mookeamoo: heyhey

shab00tyTM: how r u

shab00tyTM: whats new

mookeamoo: nothing much

mookeamoo: i’m bored as poop

shab00tyTM: aw

shab00tyTM: i get bored when im poopping and it doesnt plop

mookeamoo: LOL..EWW

shab00tyTM: $#$$$$$$$$

mookeamoo: do u poop sometimes n it’s green?

shab00tyTM: EWWWWWWW

shab00tyTM: why do u

mookeamoo: like really really dark green

mookeamoo: what color is your pooop then?

shab00tyTM: wtf

shab00tyTM: brown

shab00tyTM: AHAH EW GREEN POOP IS TRIFULIN

shab00tyTM: imma put that in my blog

[21:38] baybepnay: GROSS GUYZ

seldy: haha

seldy: is she a horse or something?

shab00tyTM: a fresh off the boat girl

shab00tyTM:who is chinese and prolly eats a lotta sea weed

seldy: chinese people dont eaet see weed!!

seldy: i can’t spell

shab00tyTM: yea they do

shab00tyTM: sea weed strips

shab00tyTM: its a snac

shab00tyTM: snack

shab00tyTM: dried sea weed

seldy: gross i guess

seldy: i dunno, i’m from a landlocked country

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: STOP EATING MADD SEA WEED

mookeamoo: lol ahh

mookeamoo: poor me

mookeamoo: everyone is gonna know now

mookeamoo: lol

shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$

shab00tyTM:agreed lol

shab00tyTM: they gonna be like ew fob girl

mookeamoo: damn it

mookeamoo: no one is gonna like me now

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: u know the foil like that would come w/..that u would wrap a

hamburger or whatever w/? the wrapper.. that is foil.. i put that in the

microwave and it caught fire lol good thing i was there and watchin and put it

out

just the corner of the paper caught into flame

mookeamoo: LOl….common sense man, foil and microwave=no good

Fatal Image: laugh, yes indeedie thats a bad move

[22:24] seskychik2000: DUH!

[22:24] seskychik2000: your not supposed to put foil in the microwave

[22:24] shab00tyTM: heh so what =p

[22:24] seskychik2000: dont worry me and my blonde friend put a stick of butter

in the microwave by itself, in the wraper, and no plate or anything

[22:25] seskychik2000: it started sparking

[22:25] shab00tyTM: LOL

[22:25] shab00tyTM: nice

seldy: haha

seldy: no more weed for you

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: no shit

shab00tyTM: =p

shab00tyTM: i thought i could get away w/ it

mookeamoo: lol…gees…use your knowledge man

shab00tyTM: $ the fob is teaching me a thing or two

:)

shab00tyTM: by the way do u know a J#### Tunge (i think i misspelled her

last name) i think she’s in ur major ..and is azn

doodlebuonblog: no, sorry, i dont

shab00tyTM: heh her friend who is younger… used her id (have to be 18) to get

her tongue pierced and they made fun of her last name LOL cause of the irony

shab00tyTM: 18 )

doodlebuonblog: oh, haha, i get it

My first day of class- away msg :P

Away Message:

class class its so fun the more u go the more u bunn! yay

THIS GETS PRETTY Embarrassing… it ends with the quote from her saying "ok

hun ew that’s just gross"

shab00tyTM: man im in a wierd mood

50% tired, 40% horny, 10% out of it

shab00tyTM: sweeeeeeet

mariposapapil: lol how’d u manage that?

shab00tyTM: ur g-string hepld w/ the 40% horny

mariposapapil: lol only 40%

mariposapapil: I’m offended

shab00tyTM: i i wish u could give me dome and tuck me in

shab00tyTM: (:

shab00tyTM: tru

mariposapapil: i bet u do

shab00tyTM: :-D

mariposapapil: lol

shab00tyTM: u in the mood to call my schoo room #?

mariposapapil: y?

shab00tyTM: to talk w/ me

mariposapapil: i dunno,your 40% horney and all

mariposapapil: lol

shab00tyTM: can u handle it

shab00tyTM: want the #

mariposapapil: dunno you gonna control your horniness?

shab00tyTM: yea

shab00tyTM: unless u got a sexy vocie i forget if u do

mariposapapil: why don’t u call here?

shab00tyTM: cause i can only make out going calls w/ my cell and i wanna save my

minutes

mariposapapil: I’ll think about it

shab00tyTM: im about 25% horny now

mariposapapil: lol hun it’s still gonna cost me

shab00tyTM: im at 10% horny now.. i was takin a piss right and i felt somethin

in my buttcrack and i was like did i just doot- my pants? and i go to wipe my

butt and its lint… AAHAHAH

mariposapapil: ok hun ew thats just gross

shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$$$

mariposapapil: lol

[16:49] shab00tyTM: $

[16:49] baybepnay: hhmm.. well i think, based on your statistics.. that you

should go take a nap and have a sexual dream :-D.. or lay down watching a porn..

hopefully putting you too sleep.. since you mostly tired.. which satisfies both

your tiredness and horness..

[16:49] baybepnay: *hornyness

[16:49] shab00tyTM: lol

[16:49] shab00tyTM: i wish u could give me dome and tuck me in

[16:49] baybepnay: lol

[16:49] shab00tyTM: hheh

[16:49] baybepnay: that would also work.. huh

[16:50] shab00tyTM: yeppers

[16:50] baybepnay: but you just missing the valerie factor in the situation..

sooo.. you best do something else

[16:50] baybepnay: :)

[16:50] shab00tyTM: =p

[17:06] shab00tyTM: are u easily grossed out

[17:06] shab00tyTM: ?

[17:06] baybepnay: about what?

[17:07] shab00tyTM: its somethin embarrassing

[17:07] shab00tyTM: i told my friend about it she just said

mariposapapil: ok hun ew thats just gross

[17:07] shab00tyTM: so should i tell u too?

[17:07] baybepnay: what ya do?

[17:07] shab00tyTM: its ‘bathroom’ related but its not really bad its just i

thought it was bad

[17:07] shab00tyTM: "im at 10% horny now.. i was takin a piss right and i felt

somethin in my buttcrack and i was like did i just doot- my pants? and i go to

wipe my butt and its lint… AAHAHAH"

[17:08] baybepnay: HAHAHAHA gross

[17:09] baybepnay: somebody’s dirty..

[17:10] shab00tyTM: how

[17:10] shab00tyTM: i took a shower this mornign

[17:10] baybepnay: maybe you didn’t clean your butt well

[17:10] shab00tyTM: nah i cleand it good

[17:10] shab00tyTM: it was from my clothes

[17:10] shab00tyTM: i gues

[17:10] shab00tyTM: s

[17:10] baybepnay: hahaha

[17:10] baybepnay: aaww.. it’s ok shahab

[17:11] baybepnay: lint does have a habit of being in the darkess places

[17:12] shab00tyTM: agreed

[17:14] baybepnay: including your butt HHAHAHAHA

[17:14] shab00tyTM: $

CONTINUED FROM BEFORE…

shab00tyTM: so what "%" are u

mariposapapil: what % am i?

shab00tyTM: horny

mariposapapil: hmm…lemme think…

shab00tyTM: how bout u check ur g-string like i check a car’s oil and gimmie ur

percentage lol

mariposapapil: oh your funny

mariposapapil: now u get no answer

shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$

mariposapapil: lol

shab00tyTM: gimmme my asnwer

mariposapapil: what was the question again lol?

shab00tyTM: so what "%" are u

mariposapapil: I"d say about 1%

mariposapapil: not much

mariposapapil: O:-)

shab00tyTM: heheh

shab00tyTM: SAVE UR CELL PHONE MINUTES THEN

shab00tyTM: hehe

mariposapapil: lol oh yeah,y?

shab00tyTM: cause ur 1% wet

shab00tyTM: that is a vapor of panty pudding

mariposapapil: riight gotcha

shab00tyTM: $

mariposapapil: lol

My friend Chris changing my roommate Phil’s away msg when he isn’t looking:

[21:04] shab00tyTM: AHAHAHAHA

[21:04] *** Auto-response from phillythestunna: I am gay.

[21:04] shab00tyTM: THAT AWAY MSG IS ELITE

[21:04] shab00tyTM: sponsored by queer away msg for the straight guy

[21:04] phillythestunna: LOL

[21:04] shab00tyTM: lol

[21:04] phillythestunna: chris again:-P

[21:04] shab00tyTM: tru

[21:05] phillythestunna: LOL

[21:05] shab00tyTM: LOL

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Away Message:

YAY

by the way you assclowns,

my BLOG has been updated (JAN26)

peep it or forever hold your piece or hold your piece while you’re reading it

like I usually do!: )

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shahab-: is wearing a butt-plug still considered

going commando?

Fatal Image: yeah that’s like ‘commando - special

forces’ even

shahab-: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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Fatal Image: foul. very foul :)

http://www.rainbowanimations.com/animations/view.php?id=jackinterview

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shahab-: Away Message:

MY ROSE PEDAL PICKING SONGS GO:

"She loves the cock…

"She loves me not"

EITHER WAY WE KNOW SHE LOVES THE COCK (:

THOUGH, I’M STILL WORKING ON MY LESBAINIZED SONG ..

SHE LOVES THE COCK, SHE LOVES ME NOT, SHE LOVES THE

STRAP-ON-DOUBLE-HEADED-DILDO-STAFF

quite harder to rhyme with! :(

Fatal Image: oh yeah $

if you want to rhyme with not.. say she likes the double headed dildo up the

twat :)

shahab-: LOL

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shab00tyTM:

http://wam.umd.edu/~shahabs/priv/halloween03/IMG_0577.JPG

pixies4kitty: sweet lambo :)

shab00tyTM: thanks it was from Halloween at fellspoint.. for

Halloween i was a

lambo owner…

pixies4kitty: hahaha

pixies4kitty: good costume

shab00tyTM: lol thanks :)

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ME HITTING ON A RANDOM BROAD (:

shab00tyTM: sup

rhetoricalappeal00: not much, u?

shab00tyTM: ever heard of the movie City of God?

rhetoricalappeal00: nope

shab00tyTM: i just got it, it it’s supposedly a bad ass foreign film

rhetoricalappeal00: sounds good

rhetoricalappeal00: what country?>

shab00tyTM:

Country: Brazil / France / USA

Language: Portuguese

rhetoricalappeal00: interesting

shab00tyTM:

Brazilian i think

shab00tyTM:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0317248/

shab00tyTM:

yea dunno its supposed to be tight but it has subtitles =p

rhetoricalappeal00: nice

shab00tyTM: arent u impressed that i would watch a movie w/ subtitles

rhetoricalappeal00: haha..no..should I be?

shab00tyTM: doesnt that mean im sophisticated =)

rhetoricalappeal00: haha..if you think it makes you sophisticated

shab00tyTM: i know im just tryin to be cute

rhetoricalappeal00: :)

shab00tyTM: i wanna win over the girls affection

rhetoricalappeal00: haha

shab00tyTM:

i love bein overly blunt about stuff =)

rhetoricalappeal00: ha

shab00tyTM: so meg sometime u gonna gimmie dem digits

right.. even though id prolly never call cept like on a random night in the

middle of the night when im bored ;) j/k

rhetoricalappeal00: haha…I don’t give out my number

rhetoricalappeal00: I don’t like to answer my phone

rhetoricalappeal00: the less calls the better

shab00tyTM: aw =) what kinda rhetorical appeal to my pimp game is that

rhetoricalappeal00: haha

shab00tyTM:

ill get ur # from mark ;)

rhetoricalappeal00: haha..Mark doesn’t have my #

shab00tyTM: ok well.. i’ll sell u back your panties u got w/ him for your digits

lol j/k

rhetoricalappeal00: ha

rhetoricalappeal00: right

shab00tyTM: im funny at least a lil bit right even though its sad ;)

rhetoricalappeal00: YEAH, IT’S FUNNY

shab00tyTM: wanna know which pic of u on ur profile is my fav

rhetoricalappeal00: which?

shab00tyTM: the titties.jpg that is on your local

harddrive u have yet to post no

but seriously let me go find it ill tell ya lol i havent memories all of em w/

their filenames ill go look again

rhetoricalappeal00: ha

shab00tyTM:

http://i.myspace.com/67/35/215376/611738_l.JPG that one

shab00tyTM: HAHAHA IM SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHAHAHAHA

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :)

shab00tyTM:

lol one of my friends whos on that site ,ne way she siad she’s a fairly good cook etc and she put

up this sexy ass bikini pic and i just put this comment:

From Comment

Shawn/Shahab January 24, 2004 11:01 PM

u said u’re a cook , well is "melted heart" your most popular dish…?

shab00tyTM: im corny eh =)

rhetoricalappeal00: haha…that’s so lame

shab00tyTM:

LOL

shab00tyTM: u know u want that comment on your redhead pic

rhetoricalappeal00: ha..I don’t cook

shab00tyTM: we can keep that between me u and Angelina =)

shab00tyTM:

heh

shab00tyTM: her profile says

Who I’d like to meet: ..is:

little children with chainsaws and Nicolas Cage ALL YA’LL DUDES TRYIN TO THROW

GAME, FUK OFF…step off george, tony says step off….

then i left her a comment: Shawn/Shahab

Jan 10, 2004 03:09 PM

hey baby im tryin to throw more then game

im tryin to throw the whole scrabble board at you

can you say

P L A Y A , triple word score across the center star?

cause baby, YOU ARE MY "CENTER STAR"

(;

peace

shab00tyTM: tell me im now awesome ;)

shab00tyTM: not*

rhetoricalappeal00: haha..you’re not awesome

rhetoricalappeal00: :)

shab00tyTM:

ok lets try: tell me im awesome, now :)

rhetoricalappeal00: ……..

shab00tyTM: meg meg meg waht are we gona do w/ ya ;)

rhetoricalappeal00: haha

shab00tyTM: so am i a dork

rhetoricalappeal00: a little

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: but u have to admit im more well rounded then the avg whale penis

shab00tyTM: pun inteneded

rhetoricalappeal00: ha

shab00tyTM: am i more so a dork or more so funny

that’s the ultimate question

rhetoricalappeal00: somewhere in between

shab00tyTM: sigh ur such a hat0r :)

rhetoricalappeal00: haha..I know

shab00tyTM: u’ll come around my dear but then it shall be too late *ominous

smirk* :)

rhetoricalappeal00: haha

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linknparkgrl66: lol

linknparkgrl66: i think i might end up burning my

house down :-\

shab00tyTM: y

linknparkgrl66:: cuz i had to add wood to the fire

and i dont know if i put the screen on right

shab00tyTM: ohh damn see if only u come to cp ill let u practice handlin my wood

w/o no screens in ur way

linknparkgrl66: lol

linknparkgrl66: omg your great

shab00tyTM:

heya

linknparkgrl66:

hey sexy guy!!!

shab00tyTM: hey mommi

linknparkgrl66:

lol alrighty…whats

up hottie

shab00tyTM: ur font (change it)

shab00tyTM: =)

linknparkgrl66:

damnit

shab00tyTM: agreed

linknparkgrl66:

lol

linknparkgrl66:

:-p

shab00tyTM: if only u changed out of ur panties the way u change

ur font for me

linknparkgrl66:

lol…

shab00tyTM: yea u best change from blue to see-thru

linknparkgrl66:

oh for you

anything :-P

shab00tyTM: for me then go commando

linknparkgrl66:

hehe

"Going Commando"

16 votes

If a person is ‘going commando’, they are not wearing any underwear.

It is called ‘going commando’ because of an old practice in the army, where, so

you didn’t shit your underwear in battle, you didn’t wear any - and therefore

could boast that you didn’t shit your pants.

Also a known cure for vpl.

"I’m gonna wear those really tight shorts and go commando to show off my bulge."

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about movin’ in back to schoo:

[22:24] shab00tyTM:

leme know when u need a hand carrying

in the heavy clear Rubbermaid container of see thru panties :) .. it’s like i’m

carrying nothin :)

[22:24] shab00tyTM: LOL

[22:25] sisjenny: hah i’ll let u know

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linknparkgrl66:

:(

linknparkgrl66: laugh it up go ahead

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: i am

shab00tyTM: i guess i am drunk sike

linknparkgrl66: lol

shab00tyTM: =p

linknparkgrl66: :-P back at you

shab00tyTM: ur phone charged yet

linknparkgrl66: it was off all night and all day so its only on one bar

shab00tyTM: damn cause it takes at least 3 bars to phone bone

linknparkgrl66: lol

linknparkgrl66: lmao@phone bone

shab00tyTM: $$$$$$$

shab00tyTM: if ya know what i mean ;)

linknparkgrl66: that made my sides hurt

shab00tyTM: lol

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http://www.zooass.com/games/neverland/

<–macromedia flash game …Michael Jackson related

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shab00tyTM: ahah wanna know somethin funny

shab00tyTM: on campus we got the local hub

DIRECT CONNECT+ thing like napster..

and if u try and download a file.. but if its unavailable it goes in QUEUE so

next time its avail it will auto dl it…. well i loaded up Direct connect and

it automatically dled’ "Adult kissmyassboss.com - teen girl gets fucked w/ cock

in pussy and sucks french cumshot’ ETC ETC

shab00tyTM: that was from

December lol btw i askd for it a month ago

shab00tyTM: LOL

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shab00tyTM: my mom packd me dinner

isnt that sweet (:

cag3chld:

thats nice

cag3chld:

do u cook

shab00tyTM:

hmm i dont think imma bad cook but i aint very …

shab00tyTM: NO

shab00tyTM:

j/k

shab00tyTM: i mainly eat out or go to diner

shab00tyTM: btw i forgot to ask so are u an acclaimed

coook yourself?

cag3chld: acclaimed?

cag3chld: nah

cag3chld: but im good

cag3chld: nuthin special

shab00tyTM: u know what i wanna try makin again.. manicotti

cag3chld: oh yah thats fairly easy

shab00tyTM: awe i thought that would

impress u me dropppin that on ya :)

cag3chld: haah

shab00tyTM: i was hopin kathy be like oo damn a man that can handle some tube

pasta can def handle his tube-steak-business $$$

cag3chld: ha

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http://www.newsfilter.org/user_submit/uploads/squirtcontest_cythereasquirts.wmv

<–OMG SOMETHING U NEVER SEEN BEFORE LOL XXX

shahab-: LOL @ this…. NOKIA MUST BE IMPRESSED:

http://images.jackmyhog.com/ftv/20030712/2.mpg

(part 1)

http://images.jackmyhog.com/ftv/20030712/3.mpg

(part2 continued)

shahab-: girl masturbates w/ a vibrating

cell phone

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shahab-: like my away msg from last night?

Away Message:

pros and cons of life

pros:

j.lo is single again

cons:

she’s single because she wants to have a baby

pros: get to get back to schoo

cons: pantie collections w/ smell guard hard to transport w/o wrinkling (p.s. u

wanna keep the smell in, if ur w/ the right woman that is LOL)

pros: i just asked this girl the most ‘wrongest’ thing :)

shab00tyTM: yo u ever had a guy’s foreskin get stuck in between your two front

teeth?

angel1a2: i’ve never been with a guy with foreskin

shab00tyTM: good answer from the female david letterman :)

cons: she’s too drunk to remember this chat, but that’s what my blog is for $$$$

Fatal Image: lol

yeah you pretty much covered everything there .

absolutzer00: lol

shahab-: $$$$$$$$$$$

absolutzer00: hahaha :-D

shahab-: yo btw omg i love this hiphop freed

http://audio1.net:8100/listen.pls

Fatal Image: yeah its a good mix

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shab00tyTM: [18:17] jazzergirl: u n that DAMN BUDDY ICON

[18:18] shab00tyTM: u like it eh

[18:18] jazzergirl: no its so nasty

[18:18] jazzergirl: her tits like floppin all up n down

[18:18] jazzergirl: ew

[18:18] shab00tyTM: heh

[18:18] jazzergirl: lol

[18:18] shab00tyTM: isnt that sexy

[18:18] jazzergirl: ura freak

[18:18] jazzergirl: no

[18:19] shab00tyTM: $yes

[18:19] jazzergirl: u think thats sexy?

[18:19] shab00tyTM: yea

[18:20] jazzergirl: wtf

[18:20] jazzergirl: they like all over the place

[18:20] shab00tyTM: lol

[18:20] jazzergirl: my nipples hurts

[18:20] jazzergirl: from lookin at that pic

[18:22] shab00tyTM: AHHAHAHA

[18:22] jazzergirl: ur fuckin looney

eyeemsofkang: those titties rock my balls

eyeemsofkang: hehe

shab00tyTM: lol

eyeemsofkang: I’m going out for sushi with a guy named suichi

eyeemsofkang: honest.

eyeemsofkang: er shuichi

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: wtf

eyeemsofkang: heh

shab00tyTM: so like yo if my new nickname is blowjob wanna go out for a blowjob

shab00tyTM: $

eyeemsofkang: LOL

eyeemsofkang: thats the dudes real name tho

shab00tyTM: tru

shab00tyTM: thats funy

eyeemsofkang: :)

eyeemsofkang: hehe

eyeemsofkang: its so cold outside

shab00tyTM:tru

eyeemsofkang: i froze my balls off

eyeemsofkang: wait..

eyeemsofkang: i dont have balls.

eyeemsofkang: i froze my ovaries off.

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: so cold ur cunt lips were chapped

eyeemsofkang: haha

shab00tyTM: lol

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ELITE LINKS TIME:

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1484529/20040122/aphex_twin.jhtml?headlines=true

howard dean meltdown ‘yelling mixes’ (:

http://bestweekever.vh1.com/howarddean.wav

http://www.proconmusic.com/Dean Goes Crazy

http://home.frognet.net/~barrycar/zzz/hardcoredean.mp3

other shit:

http://www.taleoftwocities.org/images/paris_mike.jpg

http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20040116-122404-3426r.htm

http://www.stereogum.com/archives/001103.html

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Expect HFS related news, next update…

till then…

BYE U GROUPIE-ASS-BIZNATCHES :)

~!$HA!~

Share:

Random pimpage away msgz ;)

before Away Message:

goin to CP for some loonacy w/ ‘tha dynasty’

the cell is by my side next to the ghat and the thirdleg (:

after Away Message:

8:49am wow this is the earliest i’ve been up

oh wait thats because i still havent gone to sleep yet

so after a night at cp i get to sleep and then go back for the duke game lol #1

in the county

as howard dean would say: AJGGGHHHHHHH! :)

lol

http://wam.umd.edu/~shahabs/createticket2.jpg

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shab00tyTM: read my away msg

dkg2004: lovely!

*** Auto-response sent to dkg2004: A GIRL DELETED ME OFF

HER BUDDYLIST CAUSE SHE’S DEPRESSED AND HATES CHATTING W/ MY ALWAYS UPPITY ASS

SELF SO SHE CAN EAT A BOWL OF UPPIDY DICK YA HEARD? :)

dkg2004: that is very kind of you :-)

shab00tyTM: thanks

dkg2004: np

person it was targeted to’s response:

mehgetoverit3: no i think your an uppity ass whore and i hate you thats

why i dont like talking to you so take your upiity ass and chat away at someone

elses uppity ass ear

OUCH CHILD;

IT’S FUNNY THAT HER SCREENNAME IS "MEH, GET OVER IT!"

WHEN SHE SURE IS HAVING A HARD TIME GETTING OVER IT (:

shahab-: eat a bowl of uppity dick i love that :)

Fatal Image: that is quality :)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

shab00tyTM: is this odd of me?

if a girl is wearing a tank top right and a bra underneath and its a black bra,

and the straps and part of it are showing..for some reason a big titteid black

bra showin is sexy to me ;)

rhetoricalappeal: ummm, I don’t think so, it’s kind

of tacky though

IT’S SETTLED THEN, I LIKE TACKY SKANK WHORES :)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Away Message:

time goes by

puffin on la

hopin that it gets me high

got a b00ty going crazzy

http://wam.umd.edu/~shahabs/gingerbread.jpg

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

shab00tyTM: yo by the way

shab00tyTM: what was the "sexy" pic u wanted to

send me earlier

shab00tyTM: $

mariposapio: ha i only said that to see if you’d

get back on sooner.i didn’t know you’d text my phone in the middle of the night

shab00tyTM: HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA

shab00tyTM: THINK AGAIN

shab00tyTM: ;)

mariposapio: lol

shab00tyTM: whats wrong my dear

mariposapio: bored and sick

shab00tyTM: aw

shab00tyTM: bored and sick

shab00tyTM: ur medication’s directions must not be a good read

mariposapio: lol nope

shab00tyTM: thats why i always recommend the anal

suppositories

mariposapio: lol

shab00tyTM: i mean the pictures let alone the txt do the job im busy for hours

shab00tyTM: beside reading and tryin to balance

myself correctly over the mirror too

shab00tyTM: =)

mariposapio: lol

shab00tyTM: helps build balance..a recommendation for all

gymnasts

shab00tyTM: =)

mariposapio: fun

but all of you slow readers get it right?… the anal

directions help with your boredom, and the suppositories help w/ the sickness ;)

shab00tyTM: im the type of brother that would fuck

carver w/ a fishnet rubber

shab00tyTM: $

mariposapio: lol wtf

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Away Message:

Cant stop wont stop

shab00ty dynasty’s hot

cuz we get, we get down baby, we get down

the girls the girls they love us

Cuz we stay fresh to death

we the best nothin less

Away Message:

this shit is

serious

do u really want beef

do u really wanna end up missin your front teeth and

see yo family gettin smoked like a blunt leaf and

wrapped up in a ziplock bag like lunchmeat

this shit is serious

^_^

o_O

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FUNNY/CRAZY MUST SEE LINKS TIME:

Blacky: Or Or Or Or!!.. your ALL TIME FAVOURITe!!!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=chickendance.wmv

Blacky: like it.. haha!

shahab-: lol, fear

http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=handsex.wmv

http://www.101kgb.com/media/BeerStand.WMV

http://wam.umd.edu/~shahabs/fatboy_slim-michael_jackson.mp3

http://www.angelfire.com/me2/derek/games.html

http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

http://www.element80.net/mirror/apache.zip

the Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2003

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Away Message:

YOU ARE A BELLEND

bellend

21 votes

British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.

Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on ‘Da Ali G Show’)

bellend

4 votes

A cheese coated mushroom cock

THAT WORKS TOO! :)

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shab00tyTM: were u proud u made it on the blog? lol j/k

kbizzle69: uh ya sure

kbizzle69: lol

shab00tyTM: u use ur toy w/ batteries yet?

kbizzle69: hahah yes yes

shab00tyTM: lol do tell =p how wuz it

kbizzle69: i stole em outta the remote from the living room lol

shab00tyTM: did we break the 5 mark yet

LOL WTF !!!!!!!! that is hilarious ;)

kbizzle69: hahaha i kno my mom was where’s the god damn remote

shab00tyTM: LOL

kbizzle69: cuz i brought the whole thing upstairs

kbizzle69: it was fantastic:)

shab00tyTM: u shoulda just handed her the vibrator and be like after

this u wont need tv no more

shab00tyTM: heheh

kbizzle69: lol so is that blog-worthy?

kbizzle69: HAHAHAHAHAHHA

shab00tyTM: dunno =p

kbizzle69: OMG HAHAHAA

following perverted chat is for guys eyes

only lol…

shab00tyTM: how many times u get off =p

kbizzle69: i duno

kbizzle69: it was a few days ao

kbizzle69: prolly 3

shab00tyTM: dang

kbizzle69: 3 is liek my average

shab00tyTM: tru man do u suck it clean? $

kbizzle69: no haha

shab00tyTM: aww =p

kbizzle69: tahts gross

shab00tyTM: heheh

shab00tyTM: u should for me

shab00tyTM: next time

shab00tyTM: ;OP

kbizzle69: ew no im not lickin my own shit

kbizzle69: lol

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: by the way do u give head or nah

kbizzle69: yeah

kbizzle69: wlel hey imm go have fun w/ mr buzzy lol ill be back

kbizzle69: :-P

shab00tyTM: tell mr buzzy im jealous

kbizzle69: ;-)

shab00tyTM: ok l8r

*** Auto-response from kbizzle69: ;-)

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