2003 December | shabooty.com

Away Message:

pussy down head poppin’ on an arm stand!

Friend sent me this (warning: LORD OF THE RINGS, RETURN OF THE KING SPOILERS

BELOW)

"was it just me… or did you guys full on expect all the hobbits to start

making out near the end? lol that movie was loaded with homo erotic hobbit

tendencies. my fiancÃ© was even saying that they were all gonna have some huge

orgy at the end, and they almost did. she had to literally grab me when Frodo

kissed Sam on the head, i just wanted to stand up, point and yell, "FRODO…..

YOU’RE GAY!!!! "

Funny flash video (esp. if u liked the MarioTwins flash):

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/schfiftyfive.html

GUCCI AD:

shab00tyTM: that will help me find the g-spot

shab00tyTM: Gucci’s G Spot

Gucci went for the G-spot in double-page ads, created in-house for European

editions of Vogue, showing model Louise Pedersen displaying her pubic hair

shaved into the letter G as a man kneels before her. "The G-spot is the ultimate

in branding," Gucci’s then creative director, Tom Ford, told the U.K. press. "I

even considered selling a Gucci waxing kit in the stores."

trulilaznhunay: OMG

shab00tyTM: WHEN CAN I SEE UR COOCH WAXED W/ GOOCH

shab00tyTM: Many porn movies

have titles that are based on puns of current events or mainstream movie

releases. Here is a list of porn movies that we might see in 2004.

Weapons of Ass Destruction

Cock and Awe

Saddam’s Glory Hole

Gaymen 2: Gaymen United

Butt Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Girl

Lord of the Cockrings: Return of the Cockring

Dr. Seuss’s the Ass in the Hat

Jack Black in School of Cock

Finding Dildo

Bend Over Like Beckham

The Paris Hilton Sex Tape Part II: Revenge of the Bimbo

28 Lays Later

http://thevillage.movies.go.com/index.html

http://bvim-qt.vitalstream.com/TheVillage/TheVillage_Trailer1_1500.mov

Fatal Image:

http://bvim-qt.vitalstream.com/TheVillage/TheVillage_Trailer1_1500.mov

shahab-: i went to the dollar store today

shahab-: damn MNight trailers are so thorough ..so

what are the ‘predators’?

shahab-: i think The Village , was his 2nd idea

after , The DollarStore … "Where your dollars aren’t safe"

shahab-: im glad though he went w/ the village idea

instead

Fatal Image: lol

dollar stores are pretty creepy too.. could be a good thriller

shahab-: lol yo tell me why i saw dollar store cell

phone covers LOL like a new ‘face’ to your phone aha how ghetto is ur phone that

ud want a dollar store cover on it lol

shahab-: like cheap ass plastic

Fatal Image: yeah what is the cover that’s for a

dollar.. like a foil wrapper or something?

shahab-: nah i meant like not cover but replacement

kits to have a new ‘body’ for your celly ya know

shahab-: like to have a pink celly lol

Fatal Image: ah I gotcha..plastic eh that sounds

pretty terrible :)

shahab-: yea it was like i think 2 to a pack too

lol that means its even ghettoer

FUNNY PICTURE MAKIN’ FUN OF MICHAEL JACKSON:

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/122203/image.php?pic=bachelorjackson.jpg

yo shit peep this i got my 5th and final grade right,., an

A… so that makes it for my 5 classes,: A , A- , A-, B, B…

who’s the f’n man? :)

shab00ty is :)

and on that note:

COOOOOORRDDINNNATEEEEEEEE

hit da celly up like a 2 d0lla hooker that accepts bestbuy giftcards ! 1 !

IF YA NEED ME, THAT IS :P

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I’m going to make this quick

there is a new feature

added to the blog if you haven’t seen

already…

"SHOUTBOX"

on the right side

very simple! SHOUT BOX

FOR SHOUT OUTS :)

or talkin shit

or leaving comments (if for example I

struck a nerve lol)

or just to say

‘hayyy babbyyay u r0×0rs m33′

enjoy; every1 who’s reading this …

LEAVE A SHOUT OUT :) it’s PHUNN

and every1 gets to read! it!! :P..automatically

shows up on my page (:

PEACE AND HAPPY

HOLIDAYS FROM

$hab00ty

mANG! :)

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sodabotlyum: hey

shab00tyTM: hi

sodabotlyum: whats up?

shab00tyTM: messn w/ phone

shab00tyTM: how bout u

sodabotlyum: just got done making cookies and getting a shower

shab00tyTM: wow

*** sodabotlyum wants to directly connect.

sodabotlyum: lol i dunno what i did

shab00tyTM: dunno

*** sodabotlyum direct connection failure: couldn’t connect to host.

shab00tyTM: u wanna connect?

sodabotlyum: no i didnt know that i hit it and i thought that u wanted to

connect so i said yea then i realized that i did it

sodabotlyum: sorry i was having a moment

shab00tyTM: k

shab00tyTM: its ok baby

shab00tyTM: have all the sexy blonde moments u want

shab00tyTM: but when u take your pants down its prolyl gonna be a brunette

moment

sodabotlyum: lol u so funny

shab00tyTM:

:P

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MY RANDOM AWAY MSGS OF THE DAYZ :)

Away Message:

ALL WE WANNA DO IS:

DRINK SMOKE & FCUK

NOT NECESSARILY In THAT ORDER BECAUSE WE MIGHT WANNA SMOKE be4 WE DRINK

AHAHHAAHAHA

(p.s.

holla for my new celly digits)

:PPP

Away Message:

GOOD EYEEEEEEEE SNIPPPPPPER

NOW I SHOOOOOOT U RIGHTT

WITH THE WORDS U SCRIBLED ON THE WALLS WITH THE LOTS OF FRIENDS U DIDNT HAVE, I

CALLED U WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT ARE U IN OR ARE YOU OUT

BYE BYE BEAUTIFUL

DONT BOTHER TO WRITE

DISTURBED BY YOUR WORDS

AND THEY’RE CALLING ALL CARS

A FACE THAT LET DOWN

A FACE THAT STEPPED OUT

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shab00tyTM: how do u set up voice mail

baybepnay: what kinda phone u got.. motorola right?

baybepnay: i’m not really sure how to do it on motorola.. i gotta nokia

shab00tyTM: u gotta call my own # right

shab00tyTM: then hit #

shab00tyTM: but then i dont know my code

baybepnay: read your booklet that came with the phone

shab00tyTM: i wanna read the booklet that came w/ your edible undies

shab00tyTM: LOL

baybepnay: how do you know i got edibles??

baybepnay:

O:-)

shab00tyTM: cause i see the way u look like u need something

orally removed

from ya

*snicker*

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my sunday day’s away msg:

Away Message:

wise words of the day:

rid your life of the negative forces with in it :)

in other words, if a girl is PMSing …if its a February where there are 28 days

in it , and it feels like ya swear a girl been PMSing for 30days that month , it

means ya need to rid yourself of that negative stigma barring down on you

\/\/

the double u is for wisdom :P

my saturday nite’s away msg:

Away Message:

when ‘da dynasty’ starts to fake,

u just load up mario kart and not give a fuck :)

oh wait im supposed to make sense of all this and i will by saying: ..im also

killing the last of my skyy vodka $$$

p.s.

i would say hit me up on my shining new celly but the bastages havent activated

yet (20min to 30min to 2hours to be4 end of night to, shab00ty sh0gun still

can’t get his networking shit on point wtf!~)

peace nigz :)

FUCKIN TOADIES :]

II LOVE USING MY GREAT RHETORIC SKILLS TO MAKE UP FOR STAYING IN TOnIGHT BUT

OOOO I JUST REMEMBERED I GOT A FUCKIN DEAD CAR BATTERY ON MY CAR (: -1-

[ahaha im dumb, i thought my phone wasn't activated, all i had to do was (i

had the phone on ever since i had bought it) turn it off after it got activated

and then turn it back on but i had it on the whole time it was unactivated and

didn't realize it was activated cause it kept sayin no signal sighage oh well

ggood game ;) HIT ME UP IF U NEED THE DIGITS S0N :P post on the SHOUT BOX (:

PEACE SHA_]

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shahab-:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&e=2&u=/ap/20031219/ap_en_mu/people_eminem

(read the above article related to eminem be4 u read below)

Fatal Image: "black girls are dumb, and white girls are good chicks."

guess his lyrics have come a long way heh

shahab-: LOL

shahab-: imagine if he didnt have that bad break up w/ that black chick, the

song Kim , would be Waneeta .. and that aint as catchy =)

shahab-:

(i mean if he didnt end up marryin kim and then makin that song bout

her) :)

Fatal Image: hah yeah :) guess it was all for the best then. that wouldve been

wack

shahab-:

man the source though is gay ..they are madd "reacching" for anything

against eminem… that was a song he made as a teen ..it wasnt even a ‘released’

song.. it was shit he recorded w/ his friends fuckn round how u gonna use that

against him mad years later

Fatal Image: source - jumped the shark :(

shahab-: he should just said white girls swallow, black girls are dumb :) j/k

shahab-:

tru

shahab-:

source is ridiculous :)

shahab-: that’s less racist =)

Fatal Image: yep :)

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WORD OF THE DAY:

FINDING NEMO

1. the best Pixar movie to date

2. euphemism for smoking marijuna

"yo niggah i was findin nemo last night and this shark ass niggah comed up to me

and was tryin to bite on mah shit"

an adventure other wise referred to as finding your fat chicks clit

dammmnnnn that chick is fat i had to look an hour to find nemo so i fucked a

piece of fat instead.

A male rite of passage; to locate the clitorus.

"Sally, my boyfriend’s terrible in the sack."

"Betty, he’s only 11- he’s probably needs help finding nemo."

To recieve a hand job in the cinema at the Movie of the same title, whilst

surrounded by lots of little children.

Kid: Mommy, what is that girl doing with her hand down that boy’s pants.

Mom: Relax, child, she’s just finding nemo. Oh look, she found him!

when a man sucks another man’s penis through his shorts

hey that guy is giving a finding nemo

When a male has a non ejaculatory orgasm, he has found N.E.M.O.

when some dude get’s with a skanky hoe with a snatch that smells like rotting

fish with flies

what a fuck my man found nemo.

a sexual act, when you’re fucking a girl in the ass, you pull your dick out and

drop the girl’s favorite pet godlfish down her chilli chute and turn her around

and say, "you dumb bitch, now go find nemo"

What i did on my spring break, vol. 1, i guess her chocolate covered starfish

doesn’t like to play with goldfish

The act of finding your miniscule penis after using a microscope

That Igor guy can’t find Nemo

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G O O D T I M E S

1luv,

sha-

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shahab-: yo i had some weird

dreams

one was.. i was w/ Timbaland and i was carrying.. i was basically carrying

Aaliyah/Lauren-hill mix (into 1 person) over my shoulders.. kinda of as a

romantic thing (some parts over my shoulders, some parts, in my arms)… like i

wanted to carry her we were going to a restaurant (we were actually inside it)

.. right and then i think i kept forgetting w/ me carrying her –that means her

head is higher then mine so id keep a the last minute remembering to move her

head low for overpasses/overhangs or whatever lol and she’d hit a couple times

heh.. i forget really what the point of that was though

also about the aaliyah dream , i apparently went back to the restaurant later to

see if there were any complaints filed…. there was one like their strawberry

desert was made wrong and then the lady whips out a newspaper article talkin

about aaliyah having came here and received cranium damage lol or hurt her head

and shit (all cause of me) LOL i felt bad :)

also another part, for some reason the restaurant had a gift shop, i went to go

buy a webcam and boxers.. figure that out :)

OK NOW THE "CRUCIAL DREAM" hehe

earlier dream was..

I was at my old apartment complex right in the parking garage and i see LOON (p.diddy/badboy’s

artist) and im like hey dad pull over. well i follow him into an office and its

loon, dame dash, irv gotti , and some other cats.. so basically i go in, i pull

irv gotti to the side and was talkin to him and shit like yo irv vouch for me

etc so ne ways I then am like ok i gotta talk to the rocafella records CEO ,

dame dash and i was pitching him my show ideas.. and all this shit, (cause im

thinkin he got enough power to get a show on the air)

…and before i can really pitch him my show ideas, dame dash is like let me

guess… it goes something like

SHABOoooTY BOOTY BOOOOOOOOOOOTY

and im like how do you know!?

and he kept goin on and i was like nahh man u had the first part right but the

rest is diff.. i was like, do you know ali-g? and they are like nah.. a minute

later an ALI-G fake one impersonator walks in there lol talkin just like ali-g

and im like yeaa see thats ali-g i was talkin about well ne-ways im kinda

kneeling down next to dame dash , and apparently i accidentally knocked over his

blue towel he had around his neck and it fell on the floor+i thought it was my

towel so i pick it up and take it lol then he gets real pissed… there goes the

negotiations out of the window, he whips out a pistol , this mo fo starts

spraying me and (but apparently it was a water gun filled w/ ketchup) i gettin

‘red’ all over me (as if it was blood), and im runnin and he’s like ok "im bout

to send out the doggs," ..so im runnin towards the car and the dogs are comin

but i see my dad like there walkin towards me about to go to the apartment’s

pool so he there w/ his towel and shit and im like ok yo GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR

so he’s all nice takin his time, comes around to my side (passenger side),

unlocks the door so i can get in, then he goes back around to his side to get

in, by the time this happens a dog is there and lunges, bites at his hand and

the fuckin dog got a couple of his fingers in his mouth, biting down, i run out,

try to strangle the dog and shit to get him to get the fuck off my dad.. (dog is

twisting it’s neck) and shit… and at this point i get an Instant message and

the IM sound conveniently wakes me up at that instant…. fear

Fatal Image: heh aaliyah + lauren hill weird mix :)

lol I love your dad being all casual when the killer dogs are coming

shahab-: yea i can even say aaliyah+ lauren hill+

storm from xmen (hallie barry) cause she had platinum blond hair

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PLEASE

wanna see somethin but promise u dont laugh =)

http://www.mjjforum.com/invincible/modules/news/article.php?storyid=447

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY:

shortbitch69: I put some baby orajel on his gums now hes out

shortbitch69: My shirt is covered with drool lol

http://geocities.com/man_wit_hiv_just_lookin_4_friend/

http://homepage.mac.com/hsk/applejapan.html

DID YOU EVER REALLY KNOW BEFORE?

(that im updating my blog)

WITH EVERY WISH, IT’S HIT OR MISS

HIPHOP NEWS UPDATE:

Outkast has partnered with Polaroid in a new ad campaign. In "Hey Ya,"

Andre 3000 tells women to "Shake it like a Polaroid picture." After

hearing the line MVBMS, an international ad agency, brokered a deal

between the company & the top selling hip-hop group. Polaroid is

seeking to attract a younger demographic. The campaign may start as early as

New Year’s Eve.

*** Auto-response from baybepnay: my friends

away message to some chick:

the REal Tim SHady: how we gonna go out to eat?

i thought you didnt swallow

LOL…

baybepnay: cute huh

baybepnay: :)

shab00tyTM: very shahab-esque

baybepnay: haha.. ya reminded me of you

shab00tyTM: =p

then i spammed it to all my unaway buddies

look at the vast responses ;P

sexiblondechk: thats fucked up

mokeamoo: lol…weird

missblumd: lol

firaatigrra: ewwww

bombshell69: ha

celestiale: ew man

celestiale: thta is narsty!

shab00tyTM: aww

celestiale: lol :-P sorry

shab00tyTM: lol

i hustled then i got that ching ching ching

then i bought that bling bling bling

thats how i got your fuckin bitch on my…

(_)_)========D

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$$$IMAHUSTLER$$$

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shab00tyTM: i just saw the crucial’st

movie… called 21GRAMS

damn that movie will put life into a whole nother perspective for you… gut

wrenching movie

21 Grams is the new film from the Academy

Award-nominated director of Amores perros, Alejandro GonzÃ¡lez IÃ±Ã¡rritu. It is a

story of hope and humanity, of resilience and survival.

Whether you fear death or not, it comes, and at that moment your body becomes

twenty-one grams lighter. Is it a person’s soul that constitutes those

twenty-one grams? Is that weight carried by those who survive us?

21 Grams

http://www.snopes.com/religion/soulweight.asp

"4 Stars! THE BEST MOVIE OF THEM ALL!

A knockout punch that comes together in a stunning climax. ‘21 Grams’ is the

weight some believers attribute to the soul that departs at the moment of death.

In contrast, the OscarÂ® it might win weighs in at 8 1/2 pounds."

-Jack Matthews, New York Daily News

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SodaBtleYumPop: omg brb

blast101C4: k

SodaBtleYumPop: ok

SodaBtleYumPop: i think i broke my toe :-(

blast101C4: wtf

blast101C4: when

SodaBtleYumPop: just now

blast101C4: how

SodaBtleYumPop: i walked into a table

blast101C4: aww

SodaBtleYumPop: its ur fault!

blast101C4: if i had a footfetish id be like let me suck it for u

but i dont

SodaBtleYumPop: lol good

SodaBtleYumPop: ewww feet

blast101C4: agreed

blast101C4: lol

blast101C4: id rub ur feet though for a

blast101C4: ya

SodaBtleYumPop: i dunno i have this thing about

feet

blast101C4: whats that

SodaBtleYumPop: i dunno i dotn like feet

touching me or even close to me so i think like

everyone should be the same way so i dont let

ppl touch mine either

SodaBtleYumPop: tis weird

SodaBtleYumPop: its*

blast101C4: phobia? :P

SodaBtleYumPop: yes!

SodaBtleYumPop: thats what its called

blast101C4: dang

SodaBtleYumPop: so umm yea

blast101C4: its all good

SodaBtleYumPop: in da hood

SodaBtleYumPop: wow!

blast101C4: wut

SodaBtleYumPop: i dunno i just felt like sayin

that

blast101C4: ur friad of feet more then spiders or snakes

blast101C4: ?

SodaBtleYumPop: no i dont think so

SodaBtleYumPop: so?

blast101C4: lol nothin ..shold i ellaborate on ur foot phobia..so

are feet w/ socks less scary? :-)

SodaBtleYumPop: no its the same feet with shoes

are less scary

blast101C4: lol

blast101C4: thats really wierd :-)

blast101C4: so ud marry a war veteran whos feet got blown off

prolly?

SodaBtleYumPop: lol yea

blast101C4: lol ur serious? :-)

SodaBtleYumPop: no

SodaBtleYumPop: lol

blast101C4: *stops knawwing off foot*

SodaBtleYumPop: lol

SodaBtleYumPop: do u smoke or

drink?!

blast101C4: i drink

blast101C4: and i smoke on druken occasions

SodaBtleYumPop: no smoke?

SodaBtleYumPop: lol not like weed but like cigs

blast101C4: i mean both :-)

blast101C4: i only do em when ium drunk

SodaBtleYumPop: ooooh ok

blast101C4: i wanna get drunk around u and then take off my

socks.. or imma threat u.. i either take off my boxers or my

socks

SodaBtleYumPop: hmmm

SodaBtleYumPop: lol i know which one im

pickin!!

blast101C4: LOL oooo? ;-)

SodaBtleYumPop: ooooooo yes

blast101C4: pick one.. my first two legs, or my "Third LEG" j/k

SodaBtleYumPop: lol

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031214/photos_us_rank_afp/031214235517_1n70aiki_photo0&e=1

http://www.hardwaregeeks.com/board/avatar.php?userid=357&dateline=1071258767

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20031127/106994520005.html

When I’m Not Studying for My Exams…

I’m just tryin to resist these little fast ass little fancy pants bitches w/ the

thongs :)

bitches model their terps wear, get compliments, and get big headed like they’re

swallowing collagen

im a bad baby-sitter

i got my girlfriend in the shower

woot, im plastering 3 chicks in an hour

*OR NOT*

renee zellweger getting fatter for her movie

http://entimg-origin.msn.com/i/wi/03/12/07/44480/1916649.jpg

wanna see a good example of a butterface?

http://www.thedilly.com/view.user.wtd?id=79934

Shilove15: butterface? lol Im scared to ask

shab00tyTM: u know what that means?

Shilove15: no lol

shab00tyTM: everything is h0t on her

shab00tyTM: BUT -HER- FACE

Fatal Image: yeah she’s rockin some butter for sure

http://www.bangahaha1.com/vicktv.htm

http://www.sxxxy.org/archives/000416.html ..a how to guide for ya’ :)

http://www.millionaireplayboy.com/toys/sfwparis.php

lol paris hilton sex tape doll reenactment

http://www.sxxxy.org/archives/bringback.jpg

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0311/031128semen.html

shahab-: lol elite bbs avatar

http://www.spymac.com/gallery/data/avatars/25588_avatar.jpg

funny ass picture

http://www.spymac.com/gallery/data/560/17083pic00041.gif

http://www.spymac.com/gallery/data/532/21300Michael_scan.jpg

http://www.spymac.com/gallery/data/513/16881smellgoodbad.jpg

Away Message:

bl0g updated

be a sport and read it

…feel like a season-tickets holder, and laugh incessantly :)

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shab00tyTM:

lol fuck i just

accidentally

threw a cardboard toilet paper roll down the toilet

baybepnay: omg!

baybepnay:

is it stuck there?

Fatal Image: LOL

shab00tyTM: heheh

shab00tyTM: yea

LOL its stuck should i fish it out

shab00tyTM: …should i fish it out

baybepnay: eeeew

baybepnay: yes

shab00tyTM: lol

baybepnay: and then wash your hands really well

shab00tyTM: LOL

shahab-: i just

accidentally threw it iN

shahab-: LOL

shahab-: i was using it to cover my hand to not have to touch the

handle

shahab-: then had the instinct of

throwing it in

shahab-: LOL

Fatal Image: lol that is an incredible sequence of events :-) cool

things like that never happen to me :-(

shab00tyTM: lo

shab00tyTM: imma get a coat hanger

baybepnay: eeew

baybepnay: haha..

baybepnay: it’s not that serious.. just fish it out and wash

ur damn hands

shab00tyTM: i didnt have my contacts on =)

baybepnay: yeah right

baybepnay: lol

shab00tyTM: heh

shab00tyTM: $

shab00tyTM: wait there’s more.. so i got the hanger right.,.i go to

take the hook part and unravel it to take it apart and the hook part

snaps off lol

Fatal Image: omg :-)

shahab-: lol

baybepnay: dummy

shab00tyTM: eh

Fatal Image:

is this a toilet for just your room? there has to be some curiosity as to see

what happens with a flush :-)

~addition I just added today, for those of us

reading at home to get the whole story~

shahab-: oh

about last night the toilet paper roll

shahab-: u said like there’s a curiosity of what

happens w/ a flush u don’t understand, I used the toilet paper roll to flush the

toilet then threw it in, as it was flushing lol so it was attempted to get

flushed down

shahab-: did u get that part?

Fatal Image: ah nope, I see

shahab-: =p

~back to last night,,…~

shahab-: LOL

shahab-: yea its

just my room’s one

shahab-: yea i def was curious its one of those kinda style public

toilets w/ a super jet flush

shahab-: ok fished it out :-)

Fatal Image:

gg

shab00tyTM: the funny part is i was bored

earlier so i had like took

apart the roll of TP like ya know how it spirals lol i rippd it like that

.if it wasnt for that it’d be hard to fish out

baybepnay: omg.. go to bed dork

shab00tyTM:

so now my bathroom floor is decorated w/ a broken

bent up hanger and a couple empty rolls of TP one of which is

soggy and ripd apart

shab00tyTM: $$$$$

Fatal Image: eerie

shahab-: heh

shahab-: tru

shahab-: surreal

Fatal Image: now you gotta fish it off the floor right :P

baybepnay: eeew.. go throw it away

shab00tyTM: LOL nah

imma let it

dry first

shab00tyTM: $$

baybepnay:

gross

shab00tyTM: we

don’t got a trashcan in our b-room

baybepnay: omg.. boys

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: my friend askd me if now you gotta fish it off the floor

right

shab00tyTM: =]

shab00tyTM: i love my sense of humor ..i

realized what i had done

and i just crack up laughing out loud :-)

baybepnay: dork

baybepnay: ur dumb

baybepnay: :-)

shab00tyTM: : i

thought it was the funniest thing in the world

shab00tyTM: heh

shab00tyTM: u know u want this dick

baybepnay: uumm no thanks..

shab00tyTM: aw

shab00tyTM: and dont tell me to go to sleep

shab00tyTM: =)

baybepnay: a dick with a wet roll of cardboard.. and no

trash

baybepnay: uumm… do you see what’s wrong with that pic

shab00tyTM: (:

shab00tyTM: nah

baybepnay: well i’mma go to sleep now..

baybepnay: :-)

baybepnay: so hope your roll dries nicely

baybepnay: and get a trash can :-)

shab00tyTM:

I WILL JUST FOR U

shab00tyTM: AND UR USED TAMPONS

baybepnay: i know right.. what if i was there.. and had to

throw out some girl stuff.. hhmm.. then what

shab00tyTM: u best flush it

shab00tyTM: and if it gets stuck ill fish it out

shab00tyTM: =)

baybepnay: eeeww gross

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: good nite

shab00tyTM: =p

shab00tyTM: then ill let it dry

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: on my floor

shab00tyTM: L)D:FD:ds

shab00tyTM: nite boo

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