Away Message:

pussy down head poppin’ on an arm stand!

Friend sent me this (warning: LORD OF THE RINGS, RETURN OF THE KING SPOILERS

BELOW)

"was it just me… or did you guys full on expect all the hobbits to start

making out near the end? lol that movie was loaded with homo erotic hobbit

tendencies. my fiancé was even saying that they were all gonna have some huge

orgy at the end, and they almost did. she had to literally grab me when Frodo

kissed Sam on the head, i just wanted to stand up, point and yell, "FRODO…..

YOU’RE GAY!!!! "

Funny flash video (esp. if u liked the MarioTwins flash):

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/schfiftyfive.html

GUCCI AD:

shab00tyTM: that will help me find the g-spot

shab00tyTM: Gucci’s G Spot

Gucci went for the G-spot in double-page ads, created in-house for European

editions of Vogue, showing model Louise Pedersen displaying her pubic hair

shaved into the letter G as a man kneels before her. "The G-spot is the ultimate

in branding," Gucci’s then creative director, Tom Ford, told the U.K. press. "I

even considered selling a Gucci waxing kit in the stores."

trulilaznhunay: OMG

shab00tyTM: WHEN CAN I SEE UR COOCH WAXED W/ GOOCH

shab00tyTM: Many porn movies

have titles that are based on puns of current events or mainstream movie

releases. Here is a list of porn movies that we might see in 2004.

http://thevillage.movies.go.com/index.html

http://bvim-qt.vitalstream.com/TheVillage/TheVillage_Trailer1_1500.mov

Fatal Image:



http://bvim-qt.vitalstream.com/TheVillage/TheVillage_Trailer1_1500.mov

shahab-: i went to the dollar store today

shahab-: damn MNight trailers are so thorough ..so

what are the ‘predators’?

shahab-: i think The Village , was his 2nd idea

after , The DollarStore … "Where your dollars aren’t safe"

shahab-: im glad though he went w/ the village idea

instead

Fatal Image: lol

dollar stores are pretty creepy too.. could be a good thriller

shahab-: lol yo tell me why i saw dollar store cell

phone covers LOL like a new ‘face’ to your phone aha how ghetto is ur phone that

ud want a dollar store cover on it lol

shahab-: like cheap ass plastic

Fatal Image: yeah what is the cover that’s for a

dollar.. like a foil wrapper or something?

shahab-: nah i meant like not cover but replacement

kits to have a new ‘body’ for your celly ya know

shahab-: like to have a pink celly lol

Fatal Image: ah I gotcha..plastic eh that sounds

pretty terrible :)

shahab-: yea it was like i think 2 to a pack too

lol that means its even ghettoer

FUNNY PICTURE MAKIN’ FUN OF MICHAEL JACKSON:

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/122203/image.php?pic=bachelorjackson.jpg

yo shit peep this i got my 5th and final grade right,., an

A… so that makes it for my 5 classes,: A , A- , A-, B, B…

who’s the f’n man? :)

shab00ty is :)

and on that note:

COOOOOORRDDINNNATEEEEEEEE

hit da celly up like a 2 d0lla hooker that accepts bestbuy giftcards ! 1 !

IF YA NEED ME, THAT IS :P

Permalink Posted in: misc December 28, 2003

OK

I’m going to make this quick

there is a new feature

added to the blog if you haven’t seen

already…

"SHOUTBOX"

on the right side

very simple! SHOUT BOX

FOR SHOUT OUTS :)

or talkin shit

or leaving comments (if for example I

struck a nerve lol)

or just to say

‘hayyy babbyyay u r0x0rs m33′

enjoy; every1 who’s reading this …

LEAVE A SHOUT OUT :) it’s PHUNN

and every1 gets to read! it!! :P..automatically

shows up on my page (:

PEACE AND HAPPY

HOLIDAYS FROM

$hab00ty

mANG! :)

Permalink Posted in: misc December 23, 2003

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sodabotlyum: hey

shab00tyTM: hi

sodabotlyum: whats up?

shab00tyTM: messn w/ phone

shab00tyTM: how bout u

sodabotlyum: just got done making cookies and getting a shower

shab00tyTM: wow

*** sodabotlyum wants to directly connect.

sodabotlyum: lol i dunno what i did

shab00tyTM: dunno

*** sodabotlyum direct connection failure: couldn’t connect to host.

shab00tyTM: u wanna connect?

sodabotlyum: no i didnt know that i hit it and i thought that u wanted to

connect so i said yea then i realized that i did it

sodabotlyum: sorry i was having a moment

shab00tyTM: k

shab00tyTM: its ok baby

shab00tyTM: have all the sexy blonde moments u want

shab00tyTM: but when u take your pants down its prolyl gonna be a brunette

moment

sodabotlyum: lol u so funny

shab00tyTM:

:P

~~~~

MY RANDOM AWAY MSGS OF THE DAYZ :)

Away Message:

~~~~~

shab00tyTM: how do u set up voice mail

baybepnay: what kinda phone u got.. motorola right?

baybepnay: i’m not really sure how to do it on motorola.. i gotta nokia

shab00tyTM: u gotta call my own # right

shab00tyTM: then hit #

shab00tyTM: but then i dont know my code

baybepnay: read your booklet that came with the phone

shab00tyTM: i wanna read the booklet that came w/ your edible undies

shab00tyTM: LOL

baybepnay: how do you know i got edibles??

baybepnay:

O:-)

shab00tyTM: cause i see the way u look like u need something

orally removed

from ya

*snicker*

~~~~~~~~~

my sunday day’s away msg:

Away Message:

the double u is for wisdom :P

my saturday nite’s away msg:

Away Message:

II LOVE USING MY GREAT RHETORIC SKILLS TO MAKE UP FOR STAYING IN TOnIGHT BUT

OOOO I JUST REMEMBERED I GOT A FUCKIN DEAD CAR BATTERY ON MY CAR (: -1-

[ahaha im dumb, i thought my phone wasn't activated, all i had to do was (i

had the phone on ever since i had bought it) turn it off after it got activated

and then turn it back on but i had it on the whole time it was unactivated and

didn't realize it was activated cause it kept sayin no signal sighage oh well

ggood game ;) HIT ME UP IF U NEED THE DIGITS S0N :P post on the SHOUT BOX (:

PEACE SHA_]

~~~~~

shahab-:



http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&e=2&u=/ap/20031219/ap_en_mu/people_eminem

(read the above article related to eminem be4 u read below)

Fatal Image: "black girls are dumb, and white girls are good chicks."

guess his lyrics have come a long way heh

shahab-: LOL

shahab-: imagine if he didnt have that bad break up w/ that black chick, the

song Kim , would be Waneeta .. and that aint as catchy =)

shahab-:

(i mean if he didnt end up marryin kim and then makin that song bout

her) :)

Fatal Image: hah yeah :) guess it was all for the best then. that wouldve been

wack

shahab-:

man the source though is gay ..they are madd "reacching" for anything

against eminem… that was a song he made as a teen ..it wasnt even a ‘released’

song.. it was shit he recorded w/ his friends fuckn round how u gonna use that

against him mad years later

Fatal Image: source – jumped the shark :(

shahab-: he should just said white girls swallow, black girls are dumb :) j/k

shahab-:

tru

shahab-:

source is ridiculous :)

shahab-: that’s less racist =)

Fatal Image: yep :)

~~~~~

WORD OF THE DAY:

FINDING NEMO

G O O D    T I M E S

1luv,

sha-

Permalink Posted in: misc December 23, 2003

———————–

shahab-: yo i had some weird

dreams

one was.. i was w/ Timbaland and i was carrying.. i was basically carrying

Aaliyah/Lauren-hill mix (into 1 person) over my shoulders.. kinda of as a

romantic thing (some parts over my shoulders, some parts, in my arms)… like i

wanted to carry her we were going to a restaurant (we were actually inside it)

.. right and then i think i kept forgetting w/ me carrying her –that means her

head is higher then mine so id keep a the last minute remembering to move her

head low for overpasses/overhangs or whatever lol and she’d hit a couple times

heh.. i forget really what the point of that was though

also about the aaliyah dream , i apparently went back to the restaurant later to

see if there were any complaints filed…. there was one like their strawberry

desert was made wrong and then the lady whips out a newspaper article talkin

about aaliyah having came here and received cranium damage lol or hurt her head

and shit (all cause of me) LOL i felt bad :)

also another part, for some reason the restaurant had a gift shop, i went to go

buy a webcam and boxers.. figure that out :)

OK NOW THE "CRUCIAL DREAM" hehe

earlier dream was..

I was at my old apartment complex right in the parking garage and i see LOON (p.diddy/badboy’s

artist) and im like hey dad pull over. well i follow him into an office and its

loon, dame dash, irv gotti , and some other cats.. so basically i go in, i pull

irv gotti to the side and was talkin to him and shit like yo irv vouch for me

etc so ne ways I then am like ok i gotta talk to the rocafella records CEO ,

dame dash and i was pitching him my show ideas.. and all this shit, (cause im

thinkin he got enough power to get a show on the air)

…and before i can really pitch him my show ideas, dame dash is like let me

guess… it goes something like

SHABOoooTY BOOTY BOOOOOOOOOOOTY

and im like how do you know!?

and he kept goin on and i was like nahh man u had the first part right but the

rest is diff.. i was like, do you know ali-g? and they are like nah.. a minute

later an ALI-G fake one impersonator walks in there lol talkin just like ali-g

and im like yeaa see thats ali-g i was talkin about well ne-ways im kinda

kneeling down next to dame dash , and apparently i accidentally knocked over his

blue towel he had around his neck and it fell on the floor+i thought it was my

towel so i pick it up and take it lol then he gets real pissed… there goes the

negotiations out of the window, he whips out a pistol , this mo fo starts

spraying me and (but apparently it was a water gun filled w/ ketchup) i gettin

‘red’ all over me (as if it was blood), and im runnin and he’s like ok "im bout

to send out the doggs," ..so im runnin towards the car and the dogs are comin

but i see my dad like there walkin towards me about to go to the apartment’s

pool so he there w/ his towel and shit and im like ok yo GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR

so he’s all nice takin his time, comes around to my side (passenger side),

unlocks the door so i can get in, then he goes back around to his side to get

in, by the time this happens a dog is there and lunges, bites at his hand and

the fuckin dog got a couple of his fingers in his mouth, biting down, i run out,

try to strangle the dog and shit to get him to get the fuck off my dad.. (dog is

twisting it’s neck) and shit… and at this point i get an Instant message and

the IM sound conveniently wakes me up at that instant…. fear

!!

Fatal Image: heh aaliyah + lauren hill weird mix :)

lol I love your dad being all casual when the killer dogs are coming

shahab-: yea i can even say aaliyah+ lauren hill+

storm from xmen (hallie barry) cause she had platinum blond hair

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

PLEASE

wanna see somethin but promise u dont laugh =)

http://www.mjjforum.com/invincible/modules/news/article.php?storyid=447

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY:

shortbitch69: I put some baby orajel on his gums now hes out

shortbitch69: My shirt is covered with drool lol

 http://geocities.com/man_wit_hiv_just_lookin_4_friend/

http://homepage.mac.com/hsk/applejapan.html

 DID YOU EVER REALLY KNOW BEFORE?

WITH EVERY WISH, IT’S HIT OR MISS

HIPHOP NEWS UPDATE:

Outkast has partnered with Polaroid in a new ad campaign. In "Hey Ya,"

Andre 3000 tells women to "Shake it like a Polaroid picture." After

hearing the line MVBMS, an international ad agency, brokered a deal

between the company & the top selling hip-hop group. Polaroid is

seeking to attract a younger demographic. The campaign may start as early as

New Year’s Eve.

 *** Auto-response from baybepnay: my friends

away message to some chick:

baybepnay: cute huh

baybepnay: :)

shab00tyTM: very shahab-esque

baybepnay: haha.. ya reminded me of you

shab00tyTM: =p

~

then i spammed it to all my unaway buddies

 look at the vast responses ;P

sexiblondechk: thats fucked up

mokeamoo: lol…weird

missblumd: lol

firaatigrra: ewwww

bombshell69: ha

celestiale: ew man

celestiale: thta is narsty!

shab00tyTM: aww

celestiale: lol :-P sorry

shab00tyTM: lol

i hustled then i got that ching ching ching

then i bought that bling bling bling

thats how i got your fuckin bitch on my…

(_)_)========D

_-___

$$$IMAHUSTLER$$$

Permalink Posted in: misc December 19, 2003

———————–

shab00tyTM: i just saw the crucial’st

movie… called  21GRAMS

damn that movie will put life into a whole nother perspective for you… gut

wrenching movie

 21 Grams is the new film from the Academy

Award-nominated director of Amores perros, Alejandro González Iñárritu. It is a

story of hope and humanity, of resilience and survival.

Whether you fear death or not, it comes, and at that moment your body becomes

twenty-one grams lighter. Is it a person’s soul that constitutes those

twenty-one grams? Is that weight carried by those who survive us?

21 Grams

http://www.snopes.com/religion/soulweight.asp

"4 Stars! THE BEST MOVIE OF THEM ALL!

-Jack Matthews, New York Daily News

~~~~~

SodaBtleYumPop: omg brb

blast101C4: k

SodaBtleYumPop: ok

SodaBtleYumPop: i think i broke my toe :-(

blast101C4: wtf

blast101C4: when

SodaBtleYumPop: just now

blast101C4: how

SodaBtleYumPop: i walked into a table

blast101C4: aww

SodaBtleYumPop: its ur fault!

blast101C4: if i had a footfetish id be like let me suck it for u

but i dont

SodaBtleYumPop: lol good

SodaBtleYumPop: ewww feet

blast101C4: agreed

blast101C4: lol

blast101C4: id rub ur feet though for a

blast101C4: ya

SodaBtleYumPop: i dunno i have this thing about

feet

blast101C4: whats that

SodaBtleYumPop: i dunno i dotn like feet

touching me or even close to me so i think like

everyone should be the same way so i dont let

ppl touch mine either

SodaBtleYumPop: tis weird

SodaBtleYumPop: its*

blast101C4: phobia? :P

SodaBtleYumPop: yes!

SodaBtleYumPop: thats what its called

blast101C4: dang

SodaBtleYumPop: so umm yea

blast101C4: its all good

SodaBtleYumPop: in da hood

SodaBtleYumPop: wow!

blast101C4: wut

SodaBtleYumPop: i dunno i just felt like sayin

that

blast101C4: ur friad of feet more then spiders or snakes

blast101C4: ?

SodaBtleYumPop: no i dont think so

SodaBtleYumPop: so?

blast101C4: lol nothin ..shold i ellaborate on ur foot phobia..so

are feet w/ socks less scary? :-)

SodaBtleYumPop: no its the same feet with shoes

are less scary

blast101C4: lol

blast101C4: thats really wierd :-)

blast101C4: so ud marry a war veteran whos feet got blown off

prolly?

SodaBtleYumPop: lol yea

blast101C4: lol ur serious? :-)

SodaBtleYumPop: no

SodaBtleYumPop: lol

blast101C4: *stops knawwing off foot*

SodaBtleYumPop: lol

SodaBtleYumPop: do u smoke or

drink?!

blast101C4: i drink

blast101C4: and i smoke on druken occasions

SodaBtleYumPop: no smoke?

SodaBtleYumPop: lol not like weed but like cigs

blast101C4: i mean both :-)

blast101C4: i only do em when ium drunk

SodaBtleYumPop: ooooh ok

blast101C4: i wanna get drunk around u and then take off my

socks.. or imma threat u.. i either take off my boxers or my

socks

SodaBtleYumPop: hmmm

SodaBtleYumPop: lol i know which one im

pickin!!

blast101C4: LOL oooo? ;-)

SodaBtleYumPop: ooooooo yes

blast101C4: pick one.. my first two legs, or my "Third LEG" j/k

SodaBtleYumPop: lol

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031214/photos_us_rank_afp/031214235517_1n70aiki_photo0&e=1

http://www.hardwaregeeks.com/board/avatar.php?userid=357&dateline=1071258767

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20031127/106994520005.html

When I’m Not Studying for My Exams…

bitches model their terps wear, get compliments, and get big headed like they’re

swallowing collagen

~~

 im a bad baby-sitter

 renee zellweger getting fatter for her movie

http://entimg-origin.msn.com/i/wi/03/12/07/44480/1916649.jpg

wanna see a good example of a butterface?

http://www.thedilly.com/view.user.wtd?id=79934

Shilove15: butterface? lol Im scared to ask

shab00tyTM: u know what that means?

Shilove15: no lol

shab00tyTM: everything is h0t on her

shab00tyTM: BUT -HER- FACE

Fatal Image: yeah she’s rockin some butter for sure

http://www.bangahaha1.com/vicktv.htm

http://www.sxxxy.org/archives/000416.html ..a how to guide for ya’ :)

http://www.millionaireplayboy.com/toys/sfwparis.php

lol paris hilton sex tape doll reenactment

http://www.sxxxy.org/archives/bringback.jpg

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0311/031128semen.html

shahab-: lol elite bbs avatar



http://www.spymac.com/gallery/data/avatars/25588_avatar.jpg

 funny ass picture

http://www.spymac.com/gallery/data/560/17083pic00041.gif

 http://www.spymac.com/gallery/data/532/21300Michael_scan.jpg

http://www.spymac.com/gallery/data/513/16881smellgoodbad.jpg

Away Message:

Permalink Posted in: misc December 16, 2003

———————–

shab00tyTM:

lol fuck i just

accidentally

threw a cardboard toilet paper roll down the toilet

baybepnay: omg!

baybepnay:

is it stuck there?

Fatal Image: LOL

shab00tyTM: heheh

shab00tyTM: yea

LOL its stuck should i fish it out

shab00tyTM: …should i fish it out

baybepnay: eeeew

baybepnay: yes

shab00tyTM: lol

baybepnay: and then wash your hands really well

shab00tyTM: LOL

shahab-: i just

accidentally threw it iN

shahab-: LOL

shahab-: i was using it to cover my hand to not have to touch the

handle

shahab-: then had the instinct of

throwing it in

shahab-: LOL

Fatal Image: lol that is an incredible sequence of events :-) cool

things like that never happen to me :-(

shab00tyTM: lo

shab00tyTM: imma get a coat hanger

baybepnay: eeew

baybepnay: haha..

baybepnay: it’s not that serious.. just fish it out and wash

ur damn hands

shab00tyTM: i didnt have my contacts on =)

baybepnay: yeah right

baybepnay: lol

shab00tyTM: heh

shab00tyTM: $

shab00tyTM: wait there’s more.. so i got the hanger right.,.i go to

take the hook part and unravel it to take it apart and the hook part

snaps off lol

Fatal Image: omg :-)

shahab-: lol

baybepnay: dummy

shab00tyTM: eh

Fatal Image:

is this a toilet for just your room? there has to be some curiosity as to see

what happens with a flush :-)

~addition I just added today, for those of us

reading at home to get the whole story~

shahab-: oh

about last night the toilet paper roll

shahab-: =p

~back to last night,,…~

shahab-: LOL

shahab-: yea its

just my room’s one

shahab-: yea i def was curious its one of those kinda style public

toilets w/ a super jet flush

shahab-: ok fished it out :-)

Fatal Image:

gg

shab00tyTM: the funny part is i was bored

earlier so i had like took

apart the roll of TP like ya know how it spirals lol i rippd it like that

.if it wasnt for that it’d be hard to fish out

baybepnay: omg.. go to bed dork

shab00tyTM:

so now my bathroom floor is decorated w/ a broken

bent up hanger and a couple empty rolls of TP one of which is

soggy and ripd apart

shab00tyTM: $$$$$

Fatal Image: eerie

shahab-: heh

shahab-: tru

shahab-: surreal

Fatal Image: now you gotta fish it off the floor right :P

baybepnay: eeew.. go throw it away

shab00tyTM: LOL nah 



imma let it

dry first

shab00tyTM: $$

baybepnay:

gross

shab00tyTM: we

don’t got a trashcan in our b-room

baybepnay: omg.. boys

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: my friend askd me if now you gotta fish it off the floor

right

shab00tyTM: =]

shab00tyTM: i love my sense of humor ..i

realized what i had done

and i just crack up laughing out loud :-)

baybepnay: dork

baybepnay: ur dumb

baybepnay: :-)

shab00tyTM: : i

thought it was the funniest thing in the world

shab00tyTM: heh

shab00tyTM: u know u want this dick

baybepnay: uumm no thanks..

shab00tyTM: aw

shab00tyTM: and dont tell me to go to sleep

shab00tyTM: =)

baybepnay: a dick with a wet roll of cardboard.. and no

trash

baybepnay: uumm… do you see what’s wrong with that pic

shab00tyTM: (:

shab00tyTM: nah

baybepnay: well i’mma go to sleep now..

baybepnay: :-)

baybepnay: so hope your roll dries nicely

baybepnay: and get a trash can :-)

shab00tyTM:

I WILL JUST FOR U

shab00tyTM: AND UR USED TAMPONS

baybepnay: i know right.. what if i was there.. and had to

throw out some girl stuff.. hhmm.. then what

shab00tyTM: u best flush it

shab00tyTM: and if it gets stuck ill fish it out

shab00tyTM: =)

baybepnay: eeeww gross

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: good nite

shab00tyTM: =p

shab00tyTM: then ill let it dry

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: on my floor

shab00tyTM: L)D:FD:ds

shab00tyTM: nite boo

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

shab00tyDynasty

Fo’ Lyfe [SBD*4LYFE]

Permalink Posted in: misc December 15, 2003

———————–

shahab-: "For example," Bennett said, "he

was offered a glass of water, and Saddam said, ‘Well, if I take that glass of

water I will have to urinate, and if I have to urinate, I will have to go to the

bathroom, and how can I possibly go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?‘"

lol i can go to the bathroom if my people are enslaved (:

Fatal Image: lol agreed.. I even once dropped a

deuce when my people were enslaved

~~~~

talkin bout givin away clothes to salvation army:

[15:36] andreakelroth: haha

[15:36] andreakelroth: i know this sounds nasty but i wish i could give away

underwear that i haven’t worn, but that’d be raunchy

[15:38] shab00tyTM: ill take em

[15:38] shab00tyTM: and put em on my cork board

[15:40] andreakelroth: lol

[15:40] andreakelroth: i bet u would

[15:40] shab00tyTM: hehe

[15:44] andreakelroth: what kinda music are u into?

[15:45] shab00tyTM: everything but mainly hiphop

[15:45] andreakelroth: i LOVE hiphop

[15:45] andreakelroth: but i also like rock and stuff

[15:45] andreakelroth: and rap

[15:45] andreakelroth: and country

[15:45] andreakelroth: and techno

[15:45] andreakelroth: lol

[15:45] andreakelroth: and emo

[15:46] shab00tyTM: EMO TICKLE MY EMO DOLL AND LICK A NUT ..that was random

[15:46] andreakelroth: yes it was

[15:46] andreakelroth: i know this dog named elmo and he really sorta looks

like him too!

[15:47] shab00tyTM: lol tight

[15:47] shab00tyTM: does he lick his nuts

[15:49] andreakelroth: yes

[15:49] andreakelroth: all dogs do

[15:49] shab00tyTM: THAT’S MY KINDA DAWG

[15:49] shab00tyTM: UR THE MAN NOW, DOGG

[15:49] andreakelroth: ronnies cat licks his balls lol

[15:49] shab00tyTM: finding Forrester reference

[15:49] shab00tyTM: LOL

[15:50] andreakelroth: i get mad at him when he does it lol and i always move

his head lol

[15:50] shab00tyTM: AHAHAHAHA

[15:50] shab00tyTM: i move girls heads too when they lick my balls to much too

im like get back on the dick

[15:50] shab00tyTM: AHAH SIKE

[15:50] shab00tyTM: AHAHGHAHAHAHAAHA

[15:50] shab00tyTM: IM NASTY

[15:51] andreakelroth: yes u are….haha today he ate some bar bq sauce and

had it on his paw and he came by me and touched my arm lol and i was like omg

thats nasty lol

[15:51] shab00tyTM: AAJAJJA WTF

[15:52] andreakelroth: it’s weird his cat always come by me and touched me but

when i looked down i sorta freaked bc he i didnt know what it was

[15:52] andreakelroth: then i saw the plate and his paw print

[15:53] shab00tyTM: [INSIDE JOKE] u thought at first he had urinary tracted infections?

[15:53] shab00tyTM: $$

[15:53] andreakelroth: no smart ass lol

[15:53] shab00tyTM: hehehe

[15:54] andreakelroth: but when i had tot go to the hospital that day he didnt

leave my side lol he sat in the bathroom with me even though i was like

screaming

as if i were in labor

[15:54] andreakelroth: the doctor said the pain is similar to havin

contractions during delivery

[15:54] andreakelroth: and i was like im never having a baby lol

[15:54] shab00tyTM: lol he was just kinda worried.. he was like wait, that

toilet bowl is my source of water refreshment, WTF Is she doing

[15:55] andreakelroth: shut up lol

[15:55] andreakelroth: although he always jumps in the shower after someone is

done and licks the water lol

[15:55] shab00tyTM: lol

[15:55] andreakelroth: thats nasty and i have to pick him up and take him out

[15:55] shab00tyTM: he is like that better be Kool-Aid in there, and not blood

[15:55] andreakelroth: haha

[15:55] andreakelroth: lol

[15:55] shab00tyTM: hehe

[15:55] andreakelroth: that’s so mean

[15:55] andreakelroth: :(

[15:56] andreakelroth: naty

[15:56] andreakelroth: nasty

Permalink Posted in: misc December 14, 2003

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~~~

shab00tyTM: my suitemate sent me this while i

was napping:

shab00tyTM: [17:52] phillydstunna:

:-DJust Blazed

feeling good8-)

~~~

friend sent me this…

[02:00] candykiss: well you are

either like super horny…. super sweet….. mean ….. etc

/told other friend bout it to get a second opinion…

xsu yon x: hahahaha

xsu yon x: tru

xsu yon x:

except ur never sweet to me

xsu yon x: lol

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM:

$ :-)/

~~~

more pasted in phunn… ;)

shab00tyTM:

Tinkledrinker: i better run

Tinkledrinker: i’ve had better chats with bags of placenta

xsu yon x: ewwwwwwwwww

*** Auto-response sent to xsu yon x: i love this shit this

is my "part" [of this song]!!

MAD HYPES ME UP :-)

BIG UPZ TO COHEED AND CAMBRIA :-)

 ;-)

xsu yon x: ahahaha

shab00tyTM: lol

~~~

shab00tyTM: FOR XMAS I WANT VAL

UNDER MY TREE, AND HERSEYS SYRUP IN MY

FRIDGE

baybepnay: HAHAHA

shab00tyTM: and MORNING WOOD , IN THE

MORNING

shab00tyTM: AHAHAH

baybepnay: LOL..

baybepnay: ok..

baybepnay: aaaww.. soo i’m on your wish

list :-)

~~~

Shilove14: lol um ok

shab00tyTM: =p

Shilove14: sorry i majorly nodded off!

Shilove14: Im so tired but I hate going to bed for more

than one reason

shab00tyTM: yea u did

Shilove14: I have the edge of the desk creased in to my

face

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: mad sexy

Shilove14: I know right

Shilove14: wanna play with my crease *wink wink* lol jk

shab00tyTM: ll

shab00tyTM: ol

shab00tyTM: i play by hockey rules and creasing is

illegal

Shilove14: LMAO

~~~

~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~~

ok im too lazy to "color in" the following

chat log (i didn’t save it as an html)

but, i will highlight/italicize the funny

notable parts =p

*(it’s damn long so if ur not in the mood just

read the bolded parts)*

cya

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Start of andreakelroth buffer: Thu Dec 11 12:25:07 2003

[19:30] shab00tyTM: sup

[19:31] andreakelroth: hey

[19:31] *** Auto-response sent to andreakelroth: TO DO

LIST: nap, finish up paper, exhale…

http://www.ucoc.us/8/

^^^FUNNY SHIT^^^

if subliminal floppy cocks on local news is your idea of funny shit :) ..at

least its real!

[19:31] andreakelroth: nm u?

[19:31] shab00tyTM: chillin

[19:31] shab00tyTM: writin a paper

[19:31] andreakelroth: did u IM me last night?

[19:31] shab00tyTM: i think

[19:32] andreakelroth: haha my mom was usin my name

[19:33] andreakelroth: she said alot of ppl IMd me lol

[19:33] shab00tyTM: LOL

[19:33] andreakelroth: and she didnt respond

[19:33] shab00tyTM: i hope i said somethin xxx’y

[19:33] andreakelroth: i was workin

[19:33] andreakelroth: i hope u DIDNT

[19:34] shab00tyTM: i prolly didnt

[19:34] andreakelroth: i know hehe

[19:34] shab00tyTM: i gota make a greeting i say to u form now on though that is

sexual like: hey Baby Blue BUTT :)

[19:35] shab00tyTM: thats an inside joke between my suitemates..if ya see a

chick wearin anythin blue like pants or shorts ya gotta call her

baby blue butt

[19:35] andreakelroth: eww

[19:35] andreakelroth: lol

[19:35] shab00tyTM: lol

[19:35] andreakelroth: yall are weird

[19:36] shab00tyTM: why

[19:36] andreakelroth: bc thats dumb

[19:36] shab00tyTM: but you had to be there to see the ‘original’

BABY BLUE BUTT to understand

[19:36] andreakelroth: i can only imagine lol

[19:36] shab00tyTM: lol

[19:36] shab00tyTM: cute lil butt that like passed us 5 times in a ‘sitting’

[19:36] shab00tyTM: first saw her at diner then walkin back to diner then at our

hall

[19:36] shab00tyTM: lol

[19:37] andreakelroth: haha did u talk to her?

[19:37] shab00tyTM: just sayin hi

[19:37] andreakelroth: ya know her name?

[19:39] shab00tyTM: yea its baby blue butt

[19:39] shab00tyTM: duh

[19:39] andreakelroth: no dumb dumb her real name

[19:39] andreakelroth: lol

[19:39] shab00tyTM: nah

[19:39] shab00tyTM: i barely know ur real name

[19:39] shab00tyTM: i call ya a

[19:39] shab00tyTM: baby jew butt

[19:39] shab00tyTM: or baby haircutt butt

[19:40] andreakelroth: damnit i want to know if i know her lol

[19:40] andreakelroth: yo im not jewish

[19:40] andreakelroth: i dont even look it in person

[19:40] andreakelroth: lol

[19:41] andreakelroth: i dont have a big nose at all i have a cute one and my

hair is not all curly like i cant even strighten it, its just nice and soft

curls and i have light freckles but not like all over my face just a little on

my cheeks u cant even see

[19:42] andreakelroth: and light blue eyes…doies that sound jewish?

[19:42] shab00tyTM: lol

[19:42] shab00tyTM: u hebe :) j/k

[19:42] andreakelroth: lordy

[19:42] andreakelroth: and im not stingy

[19:43] andreakelroth: i spent mucho denero on ppls christmas presents today

[19:43] shab00tyTM: what bout mine

[19:44] shab00tyTM: yo are we gonna chill when i get back?

[19:44] andreakelroth: i dont know

[19:44] andreakelroth: when u get back?

[19:44] shab00tyTM: b4 xmas

[19:45] andreakelroth: lol i work over 30 hrs a week and got o school from

8:45am -5pm

[19:45] shab00tyTM: i want to stick my dick in a big bowl o puddin

[19:45] shab00tyTM: er whoops ignore

[19:45] shab00tyTM: :)

[19:45] andreakelroth: dont worry i so will ignore that

[19:45] shab00tyTM: lol

[19:45] shab00tyTM: yo wanna know what i want for xmas

[19:45] shab00tyTM: a damnshow.com dvd (: that show is mad funny

[19:46] andreakelroth: how much is it?

[19:46] shab00tyTM: i forget 20+ prolly

[19:46] andreakelroth: damn

[19:46] andreakelroth: thats alot

[19:47] shab00tyTM: tru

[19:47] shab00tyTM: i wouldnt expect that from even my parents =) sike i should

get em to get me it

[19:47] andreakelroth: lol

[19:48] shab00tyTM: my parents dont spoil me though on xmas ;)

[19:48] andreakelroth: theres this girl in my school from Iran and her name is

naz and she does the sexiest belly dances hahahaha

[19:48] andreakelroth: mine dont either

[19:48] shab00tyTM: i know her duh

[19:48] andreakelroth: no dumb ass not at salsibury

[19:48] andreakelroth: think

[19:48] andreakelroth: haha

[19:48] shab00tyTM: OH

[19:48] shab00tyTM: LOL

[19:49] shab00tyTM: is she hot

[19:49] andreakelroth: shes like 29

[19:49] andreakelroth: and married

[19:49] shab00tyTM: but is she hot

[19:49] shab00tyTM: oh

[19:49] shab00tyTM: but is she hot

[19:49] shab00tyTM: LOL

[19:49] shab00tyTM: $$$$$

[19:49] andreakelroth: shes pretty

[19:49] shab00tyTM: she got kids?

[19:49] shab00tyTM: thats the deciding factor

[19:49] shab00tyTM: i dont mind a MILF or two

[19:49] andreakelroth: yes she does

[19:49] andreakelroth: haha

[19:50] andreakelroth: she MARRIED!

[19:50] shab00tyTM: long as she need a mister-mistress

[19:50] andreakelroth: no no no`

[19:50] andreakelroth: i wasnt tryin to set yall up lol

[19:50] andreakelroth: just mlkin covo pervert

[19:50] shab00tyTM: milkin mmm

[19:50] shab00tyTM: yea

[19:51] shab00tyTM: k

[19:51] andreakelroth: yo we should go out to a club one night

[19:58] shab00tyTM: ‘tru

cilia FOLKS, C I L I A ! DUH ! :)

[19:59] shab00tyTM: gives u a nicotine addiction and a caffeine addiction at

once

[19:59] andreakelroth: taste*

[20:00] andreakelroth: yeah that was good but this one was funnier

[20:00] andreakelroth: oh by the way

[20:01] andreakelroth: haha

[20:01] andreakelroth: nah i wasnt drivin lol andre was and then ronnie and then

abdul

[20:01] shab00tyTM: and then like u were like ossie osborne? :)

[20:01] andreakelroth: lol

[20:02] andreakelroth: hahah

[20:02] andreakelroth: surely

[20:02] shab00tyTM: u hear bout that?

[20:02] andreakelroth: no

[20:02] andreakelroth: tell

[20:03] shab00tyTM: he hurt himself bad on a .. what are those QUADS or whatever

one of those type things

[20:03] andreakelroth: oh yeah

[20:03] andreakelroth: but hes ok

[20:03] shab00tyTM: he in the hospital ..he isnt great ..but he’ll recover but

he had some major injuries

[20:04] andreakelroth: yeah i remember hearin that on the way to school this

morning

[20:04] shab00tyTM: tru

[20:04] shab00tyTM: see im very up on the news =)

[20:04] shab00tyTM: im very howard stern esque

[20:04] shab00tyTM: in all ways

[20:04] andreakelroth: lol hes funny

[20:04] shab00tyTM: u know what i want

[20:07] shab00tyTM: LOL

[20:07] andreakelroth: only ronnie is allowed to touch my ass

[20:07] shab00tyTM: awwwwwwwww

[20:07] andreakelroth: and he does ALL the time

[20:07] andreakelroth: what is with u guys

[20:07] shab00tyTM: that is my new years resolution

[20:07] shab00tyTM: to touch ur butt

[20:07] shab00tyTM: lol

[20:07] andreakelroth: he like fuckin is all on my butt all the time even when

we sleep he has to have his hands on my ass

[20:07] andreakelroth: lol

[20:07] andreakelroth: ew sha!

[20:07] shab00tyTM: =p

[20:08] andreakelroth: i like guys butts

[20:08] shab00tyTM: tru

[20:08] andreakelroth: ronnies is N-I-C-E!

[20:08] andreakelroth: ohh woo baby

[20:08] andreakelroth: hahah

[20:08] shab00tyTM: www.howardstern.com

, scroll down

[20:13] andreakelroth: O:-)

[20:13] shab00tyTM: if me u and val go clubbin u wanna have a 3 way tongue kiss

[20:13] andreakelroth: eww no

[20:13] andreakelroth: i want ronnie and alot of other ppl to come

[20:13] andreakelroth: plus i dont kiss girls

[20:13] shab00tyTM: damn

[20:14] shab00tyTM: i dont wanna be seen out w/ other guys =) j/k

[20:14] shab00tyTM: tru

[20:14] andreakelroth: damn right!

[20:15] andreakelroth: ive had the worst experiences

[20:15] shab00tyTM: JOKE

[20:15] andreakelroth: better be

[20:15] andreakelroth: haha

[20:17] shab00tyTM: lol

[20:18] andreakelroth: my friend at school was like whoo hoo kel ur a hottie

when ur hair is down hahah when i was gettin it done

[20:19] shab00tyTM: $$

[20:19] shab00tyTM: u lookin more and more higher maintenance =)

[20:23] andreakelroth: omg

[20:24] andreakelroth: i got mad at ronnie the other night and i was like if u

do that then ima go fuck some other guy and he got all quiet and he stopped

talkin to me

[20:24] andreakelroth: and then he was tearin in his eyes

[20:24] andreakelroth: :-(

[20:25] andreakelroth: i felt so bad it was dumb but he started the argument

[20:26] shab00tyTM: im talkin bout ball sweat what u talkin bout

[20:26] andreakelroth: just telling a story

[20:26] andreakelroth: i cant believe i said that to him

[20:27] shab00tyTM: u know u were thinkin of me when u said it

[20:27] andreakelroth: no

[20:27] andreakelroth: i was just sayin it

[20:27] andreakelroth: i wouldnt do it!

[20:28] shab00tyTM: =p

[20:28] shab00tyTM: tru

[20:28] shab00tyTM: say it dont spray it

[20:28] andreakelroth: no!

[20:29] andreakelroth: yo i ran into this guy that used to sweat me and he was

all over me hahah it was refreshing now he can be friends

[20:30] andreakelroth: u want a cool song to DL?

[20:31] shab00tyTM: tru

[20:31] shab00tyTM: hmm

[20:31] shab00tyTM: get some coheed and cambria

[20:31] shab00tyTM: thats my new fav band

[20:31] andreakelroth: nah

[20:31] andreakelroth: Dl the song called "Kelly" by the movielife

[20:32] andreakelroth: hahah

[20:32] shab00tyTM: lol

[20:32] shab00tyTM: how bout the song SHOOT ME NOW :)

[20:32] andreakelroth: no seriously DL it

[20:32] shab00tyTM: i will later

[20:32] andreakelroth: it was sent to me by that guy

[20:32] andreakelroth: he said it reminded him of me haha

[20:32] andreakelroth: no now

[20:32] andreakelroth: u have to tell me what u think

[20:32] andreakelroth: wnat me to send it to u on AIM?

[20:33] shab00tyTM: im writin my paper gimie a few =)

[20:33] andreakelroth: no!

[20:33] andreakelroth: hagh

[20:33] andreakelroth: ur coheed and cambria is comin up on my screen

[20:33] andreakelroth: they suck

[20:33] andreakelroth: haha

[20:33] andreakelroth: jp

[20:34] shab00tyTM: LOL

[20:34] shab00tyTM: they rock

[20:34] andreakelroth: what kinda music arte they?

[20:34] shab00tyTM: they dont really fit in a catagory

[20:34] andreakelroth: emo?

[20:34] shab00tyTM: some say emo, some say its not emo i dont think its emo :)

[20:35] andreakelroth: is

[20:35] andreakelroth: it

[20:35] andreakelroth: haha

[20:35] shab00tyTM: na

[20:35] shab00tyTM: its good shit though

[20:35] andreakelroth: i know i love emo

[20:35] andreakelroth: and all kinds of music

[20:35] andreakelroth: sha has a soft side

[20:35] andreakelroth: haha

[20:35] shab00tyTM: (:

[20:35] shab00tyTM: im listenig to dave mathews

[20:36] shab00tyTM: of course i do

[20:36] andreakelroth: ewww

[20:36] andreakelroth: i dont go there

[20:36] andreakelroth: blah

[20:37] shab00tyTM: they good to write papers too

[20:37] shab00tyTM: i wouldnt rock out to em

[20:37] andreakelroth: lol

[20:38] andreakelroth: this song the guy sent me is like about how he was mad at

me for not likin him hahaha ud like it

[20:38] andreakelroth: ud like

[20:39] shab00tyTM: LOL

[20:39] shab00tyTM: id like it but

[20:39] shab00tyTM: i couldnt relate to it

[20:39] andreakelroth: yes

[20:40] andreakelroth: bc u know me

[20:40] andreakelroth: hahahaha

[20:40] shab00tyTM: :P

[20:40] andreakelroth: PLEASE SHAHAB

[20:40] andreakelroth: listen to it

[20:40] andreakelroth: id do it for u

[20:40] andreakelroth: u just want the lyrics

[20:42] shab00tyTM: i wil after i fiinish this part

[20:44] andreakelroth: :(

[20:44] shab00tyTM: im hungry boo

[20:44] shab00tyTM: yo guess what page im on

[20:44] andreakelroth: 1

[20:44] shab00tyTM: 10

[20:44] andreakelroth: damn

[20:44] shab00tyTM: =)

[20:44] andreakelroth: how many more?

[20:44] shab00tyTM: till im done sayin what i gotta say

[20:45] andreakelroth: yes

[20:45] shab00tyTM: chalk this up to being ‘the things i do to be successful and

famous’ to get in ur panties

[20:46] andreakelroth: lol huh?

[20:47] shab00tyTM: im sayin

[20:47] shab00tyTM: thats what inspires me

[20:47] shab00tyTM: your inner thigh

[20:48] andreakelroth: still not gettin it

[20:49] shab00tyTM: im sayin thats why im writing a 10 page paper

[20:49] shab00tyTM: lol

[20:49] shab00tyTM: to get some buns

[20:49] andreakelroth: ic

[20:59] shab00tyTM: i got hicups

[21:04] andreakelroth: no i dont

[21:04] shab00tyTM: what u got

[21:05] andreakelroth: my mom is in here hold on

[21:05] shab00tyTM: k

[21:29] andreakelroth: r u donew

[21:31] shab00tyTM: watchin the game

[21:32] andreakelroth: what game?

[21:34] shab00tyTM: md game

[21:34] shab00tyTM: its over though

[21:34] shab00tyTM: we beat #1 florida (in basketball)

[21:34] shab00tyTM: in overtime

[21:35] andreakelroth: good job lol

[21:35] shab00tyTM: lol

[21:35] shab00tyTM: yo my paper is like 10.5-11 pages =p

[21:35] shab00tyTM: i think imma call it an end lol

[21:36] andreakelroth: me too lol

[21:36] shab00tyTM: what did u write miss

[21:36] shab00tyTM: y

[21:36] andreakelroth: me too

[21:37] shab00tyTM: whats the name of that song

[21:37] andreakelroth: kelly

[21:37] andreakelroth: by movielife

[21:39] andreakelroth: are u getting it

[21:40] shab00tyTM: yea im gettin it

[21:40] andreakelroth: heheh

[21:40] andreakelroth: u syhould look up the lyrics

[21:41] shab00tyTM: got it… listening now :) damn i love the oncampus network

heheh

[21:41] shab00tyTM: LOL

[21:41] shab00tyTM: kelly cries =)

[21:41] shab00tyTM: kelly screams

[21:41] shab00tyTM: means shab00ty is there

[21:41] andreakelroth: lol

[21:41] andreakelroth: isnt it good?

[21:41] shab00tyTM: if my name was kelly

[21:42] andreakelroth: well mine is and u know me so yeah!

[21:42] shab00tyTM: so yea

[21:42] shab00tyTM: wheres the shahab song

[21:43] shab00tyTM: there actualy is a persian song

[21:43] shab00tyTM: that has shahab in the chorus

[21:43] shab00tyTM: :)

[21:43] andreakelroth: when shabooty cries, tears dont come from his eyes bc hes

not really hurt and hes made no past mistakes bc hemdoesnt know what it takes to

just like one girl

[21:43] andreakelroth:

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[21:43] shab00tyTM: LOL

[21:43] shab00tyTM: *grin*

[21:43] andreakelroth: hahah u like it

[21:44] andreakelroth: u can let it out

[21:44] andreakelroth: haha

[21:44] shab00tyTM: yea i did

[21:44] shab00tyTM: hehe

[21:44] andreakelroth: lol

[21:44] andreakelroth: what can i say im crazy like that

[21:44] shab00tyTM: YOU FIGURED WRONG

[21:44] shab00tyTM: AHHHH i got it on REPEAT :)

[21:44] andreakelroth: do u remember when?

[21:44] shab00tyTM: hehe

[21:44] andreakelroth: lol

[21:45] andreakelroth: haha sha this is our song!

[21:45] andreakelroth: u have to listen to it everyday

[21:45] andreakelroth: but i gtg so keept listenin, dedicate it to me

[21:45] shab00tyTM: i will listen to it when your givin me a lap dance

[21:45] shab00tyTM: ok

[21:45] shab00tyTM: will do

[21:45] shab00tyTM: cya baby j00 butt

[21:45] shab00tyTM: :)

[21:45] andreakelroth: hahaha bye booty

[21:45] shab00tyTM: ehe t00dles ma

[21:46] *** "andreakelroth" signed off at Wed Dec 10

21:46:03 2003.

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[ a fantasy stocks market for movies/hollywood ]

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