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MY HERO,
Sacha Baron
Cohen…
AKA,
ALI G:

PEEP OUT HIS BANKNOTES (: . . .





h0wardst3rn+al|-g=shab00ty
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hhh
aaa
-1-
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NOTE TO SELF AND EVERY1 ELSE:
my b0I ,
HOWARD STERN
will be on the DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW
MONDAY NIGHT
(check your local listings).
here i got it from the CBS website:
Tonight’s Guests : Howard Stern, Iggy Pop with Sum 41
Weeknights: 11:30pm ET/PT
this is soo important I interuptted writing a paper to post this
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(well i wasnt really writing a paper, im stalled after the first sentence)
h0||a
$$–sha—$$
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AWAY MESSAGE:
oobaagoobaaa
that means:
writing a paper which is anal railing me (figuratively of course)
(or should i say literarily/literary) (note that says like literature-ary NOT LITERALLY)
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PERSON THIS IS TARGETED TO BLOCKLISTED ME, BUT WHAT THE HELL…
“SHA’S -BLOG- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT”
reason i love the hell out of my blog,
it gets me in trouble a lot but w/ who?
those w/ no sense of humor… so if people w/o a sense of humor are mad at me what is the harm in that for me, a comic.? can’t be a true artist and keep everyone happy or bite your tounge and make every1 happy…
it weeds out the hard asses, uptight, need to mellow out people… and i am all for that..
h0lla ;)
L A U G H I N G
T H I N G S
O F F
…
learn to do it
or live life bounded in a box of “bore” noun. One that is wearingly dull, repetitive, or tedious.
$incerely,
$
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When I’m not in my Scarface marble tub,
U CAN SEE ME IN….
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blingtwodabling: damn that shit would have so
many hoes in there
blingtwodabling:
looks like
they filled it up
with hypnotiq
~~~
blingtwodabling:
oh did i
show you the sign
language i’m
learning?
shab00tyTM:
nah
blingtwodabling:
all
right hold on
shab00tyTM:
k














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EASED UP, SONN!!!

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blingtwodabling: you ever see anyone beatsuper mario brothers in 11 minutes? shab00tyTM: na shab00tyTM: the nes one? blingtwodabling: i just watch some nerd do it blingtwodabling: yes,
smb3 shab00tyTM: i wanna see blingtwodabling:
http://homepage3.nifty.com/nura/images/moSMB3.wmv
blingtwodabling:
that slut flew
through them levels
blingtwodabling:
super nerd made it look simple
blingtwodabling:
slit blew my mind I
was like WTF
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HAPPY EARLY TURKEY DAY IN CASE I DON’T DO ANY UPDATES FOR A WHILE LOL
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THERE IS NOTHIG BETTER THEN BEING IN A GOOD MOOD YET BEING “GORILLA”
(fear fake screenames edited out)
biznatch124: yo please take me off your website
shab00tyTM: its not my website its a blog
shab00tyTM: k when i get a chane
shab00tyTM: chance
shab00tyTM: ill change ur s/n
shab00tyTM: and get ya off
biznatch124: asap thanks
shab00tyTM: shesh
shab00tyTM: whats the big deal ne way
biznatch124: i don’t want to be all over the internet or whatever it’s shady
shab00tyTM: sigh paranoid
biznatch124: its just creepy dude
shab00tyTM: its not like its naked pix =p
shab00tyTM: its called get a sense of humor ;P but leme stop be4 u get bitter
biznatch124: not so much
shab00tyTM: ill make ya deal w/ u..ill take off ur previous convo on there and ill add this one in there, and ill put in afake screename for “REMOVED%n”
*** Auto-response from “REMOVED”: YES!:-D
shab00tyTM: k ur screname is fully edited out
shab00tyTM: but im bout to post this chat dialogue
IM A GOOD COMPROMISER RIGHT?
I THINK IT GOES
BRIDGE BURNER #1
COMPROMISER #2
APATHETIC #3 (AKA DONT GIVE A FCKx0R)
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excuse the lack of updates but…
i’ve been uber busy
and right now i could use a nap…
check back later lol
lol 60minutes tonight: more americans watch porn then sporting events
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/11/21/60minutes/main585049.shtml
but see me, i turn my p0rn watchin INTO a sporting event, so I don’t know where I would fall in the statistics :)
h0lla
-sha-
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baybepnay: did i tell you i had a dream about
you?
shab00tyTM: nah.
shab00tyTM: tell me bout it
baybepnay: lol
baybepnay: uumm no
shab00tyTM: pl
shab00tyTM: plz
shab00tyTM: was it sexual
baybepnay: haha.. it was weird
baybepnay: like you weren’t you
baybepnay: but you were you
baybepnay: i can’t explain
shab00tyTM: hehe
shab00tyTM: tell me =p
shab00tyTM: what were we doin
baybepnay: ok.. so the part were i remember .. i was in a
cheerleadin outfit righ
shab00tyTM: yea
baybepnay: and i had the pompoms and shit
shab00tyTM: thats sexy
baybepnay: and i guess i was goin to a game to cheer
baybepnay: and i end up in a stadium
shab00tyTM: yea
shab00tyTM: and under the bleechers?
baybepnay: and all of a sudden.. some boy just slams the
shit outta the basketball into the hoop
baybepnay: and i hear everyone cheerin your name..
baybepnay: but they were saying shaBOOTY.. got the
BOOTY BOOTY
shab00tyTM: ASHAHAHHAHA
shab00tyTM: that is PHAT AS SHIT
baybepnay: so i’m hear cheering for you i guess
baybepnay: and then the next thing i know…. i look for
you and i’m the room looks like it’s spinning
baybepnay: and it gets all dark
baybepnay: and i’m in a club
baybepnay: and i see ya from a far..
baybepnay: and i go walk over to you and you give me a
muddslide lol
shab00tyTM: AHHAHAA
shab00tyTM: thats so like somethin that’d happen in real life
baybepnay: so i take a sip off it.. and i’m drunk off my
ASS
baybepnay: and you were like.. uuum.. you ok val..
shab00tyTM: nice
baybepnay: lol
shab00tyTM: then what
baybepnay: and i was like hold on i gotta go pee
baybepnay: lol
baybepnay: and you were like.. ok that was random
baybepnay: and i go running to the bathroom
baybepnay: when i open the door.. it’s like a strip club
baybepnay: with poles and shit
shab00tyTM: and u felt compelled to start pole dancing?
baybepnay: and the next thing i know is that i’m taking
off my clothes cuz i wanna go on da pole
shab00tyTM: aw shiet
baybepnay: i had some pretty under garments let me tell
ya
baybepnay: and then i see ya..
baybepnay: and i had on green.. and you were like.. i
don’t like that color val.. and you snap your fingers and
my panties and stuff turn to red
shab00tyTM: *smiles*
shab00tyTM: yea green=gold digger
(money)
baybepnay: lol
baybepnay: but you didn’t like that either
baybepnay: you were like.. uumm that’s too hooker like
for you
shab00tyTM: tru red=time of month
baybepnay: so you snap your fingers again and it turns to
baby pink :
shab00tyTM: nice
shab00tyTM: yeaaaaaa
shab00tyTM: thats how i like it
baybepnay: haha
baybepnay: and so then you sit down..
baybepnay: and i get on this pole
baybepnay: and i liked jumped on it.. and twirled.. and
then
baybepnay: ….
baybepnay: …
baybepnay: my dream ended
shab00tyTM: damn
shab00tyTM: that was the elite’st dream i heard in a long ass
time
shab00tyTM: were u like all hot and bothered?
baybepnay: lol
baybepnay: i was excited to dance the pole lol
baybepnay: and i really liked what i had on..
baybepnay: my outfit was kute as shit
shab00tyTM: actually when i snapped my fingers and the color
of your panties changed i think those were just a new product
coming out, when they get wet they change color =)
baybepnay: HAHA
shab00tyTM: damn val im impressed
baybepnay: what?
baybepnay: lol
baybepnay: for what?
shab00tyTM: at ur dream
shab00tyTM: im flattered
baybepnay: haha..
baybepnay: it was a dream.. anything can happen
baybepnay: lol
baybepnay: you were cute as shit in da dream.. your
body was so hott
baybepnay: all chizzeled out
baybepnay: 6 pack
shab00tyTM: damn
shab00tyTM: tru it must be a dream in real life i got an 8pack
;-) sike
baybepnay:
lol


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