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MY HERO,

Sacha Baron

Cohen…

AKA,

ALI G:

PEEP OUT HIS BANKNOTES (:  . . .

h0wardst3rn+al|-g=shab00ty

$$$

hhh

aaa

-1-

Permalink Posted in: misc Comments(0) November 30, 2003

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NOTE TO SELF AND EVERY1 ELSE:

my b0I ,

HOWARD STERN

will be on the DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW

MONDAY NIGHT

(check your local listings).

here i got it from the CBS website:

Tonight’s Guests : Howard Stern, Iggy Pop with Sum 41

Weeknights: 11:30pm ET/PT

this is soo important I interuptted writing a paper to post this

$$$

(well i wasnt really writing a paper, im stalled after the first sentence)

h0||a

$$–sha—$$

Permalink Posted in: misc Comments(0) November 30, 2003

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AWAY MESSAGE:

oobaagoobaaa

that means:

writing a paper which is anal railing me (figuratively of course)

(or should i say literarily/literary) (note that says like literature-ary NOT LITERALLY)

$$

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Permalink Posted in: misc Comments(0) November 30, 2003

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PERSON THIS IS TARGETED TO BLOCKLISTED ME, BUT WHAT THE HELL…

“SHA’S -BLOG- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT”

reason i love the hell out of my blog,

it gets me in trouble a lot but w/ who?

those w/ no sense of humor… so if people w/o a sense of humor are mad at me what is the harm in that for me, a comic.? can’t be a true artist and keep everyone happy or bite your tounge and make every1 happy…

it weeds out the hard asses, uptight, need to mellow out people… and i am all for that..

h0lla ;)

L A U G H I N G

T H I N G S

O F F

…

learn to do it

or live life bounded in a box of “bore” noun. One that is wearingly dull, repetitive, or tedious.

$incerely,

$

Permalink Posted in: misc Comments(0) November 25, 2003

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When I’m not in my Scarface marble tub,

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

blingtwodabling: damn that shit would have so

many hoes in there

blingtwodabling:

looks like

they filled it up

with hypnotiq

~~~

 blingtwodabling:

oh did i

show you the sign

language i’m

learning?

shab00tyTM:

nah

blingtwodabling:

all

right hold on

shab00tyTM:

k

~~~~

EASED UP, SONN!!!

~~~

blingtwodabling: you ever see anyone beat

super mario brothers in 11 minutes?

shab00tyTM: na

shab00tyTM: the nes one?

blingtwodabling: i just watch some nerd do it

blingtwodabling: yes,

smb3

shab00tyTM: i wanna see

blingtwodabling:

http://homepage3.nifty.com/nura/images/moSMB3.wmv

blingtwodabling:

that slut flew

through them levels

blingtwodabling:

super nerd made it look simple

blingtwodabling:

slit blew my mind I

was like WTF

~

HAPPY EARLY TURKEY DAY IN CASE I DON’T DO ANY UPDATES FOR A WHILE LOL

Permalink Posted in: misc Comments(0) November 25, 2003

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THERE IS NOTHIG BETTER THEN BEING IN A GOOD MOOD YET BEING “GORILLA”

(fear fake screenames edited out)

biznatch124: yo please take me off your website

shab00tyTM: its not my website its a blog

shab00tyTM: k when i get a chane

shab00tyTM: chance

shab00tyTM: ill change ur s/n

shab00tyTM: and get ya off

biznatch124: asap thanks

shab00tyTM: shesh

shab00tyTM: whats the big deal ne way

biznatch124: i don’t want to be all over the internet or whatever it’s shady

shab00tyTM: sigh paranoid

biznatch124: its just creepy dude

shab00tyTM: its not like its naked pix =p

shab00tyTM: its called get a sense of humor ;P but leme stop be4 u get bitter

biznatch124: not so much

shab00tyTM: ill make ya deal w/ u..ill take off ur previous convo on there and ill add this one in there, and ill put in afake screename for “REMOVED%n”

*** Auto-response from “REMOVED”: YES!:-D

shab00tyTM: k ur screname is fully edited out

shab00tyTM: but im bout to post this chat dialogue

IM A GOOD COMPROMISER RIGHT?

I THINK IT GOES

BRIDGE BURNER #1

COMPROMISER #2

APATHETIC #3 (AKA DONT GIVE A FCKx0R)

$$

Permalink Posted in: misc Comments(0) November 25, 2003

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excuse the lack of updates but…

i’ve been uber busy

and right now i could use a nap…

check back later lol

lol 60minutes tonight: more americans watch porn then sporting events

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/11/21/60minutes/main585049.shtml

but see me, i turn my p0rn watchin INTO a sporting event, so I don’t know where I would fall in the statistics :)

h0lla

-sha-

Permalink Posted in: misc Comments(0) November 23, 2003

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I WILL FILL IN DETAILS WHEN IT IS OFFICAL

but . . .

yes, it’s that serious (:

Permalink Posted in: misc Comments(0) November 21, 2003

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baybepnay: did i tell you i had a dream about

you?

shab00tyTM: nah.

shab00tyTM: tell me bout it

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: uumm no

shab00tyTM: pl

shab00tyTM: plz

shab00tyTM: was it sexual

baybepnay: haha.. it was weird

baybepnay: like you weren’t you

baybepnay: but you were you

baybepnay: i can’t explain

shab00tyTM: hehe

shab00tyTM: tell me =p

shab00tyTM: what were we doin

baybepnay: ok.. so the part were i remember .. i was in a

cheerleadin outfit righ

shab00tyTM: yea

baybepnay: and i had the pompoms and shit

shab00tyTM: thats sexy

baybepnay: and i guess i was goin to a game to cheer

baybepnay: and i end up in a stadium

shab00tyTM: yea

shab00tyTM: and under the bleechers?

baybepnay: and all of a sudden.. some boy just slams the

shit outta the basketball into the hoop

baybepnay: and i hear everyone cheerin your name..

baybepnay: but they were saying shaBOOTY.. got the

BOOTY BOOTY

shab00tyTM: ASHAHAHHAHA

shab00tyTM: that is PHAT AS SHIT

baybepnay: so i’m hear cheering for you i guess

baybepnay: and then the next thing i know…. i look for

you and i’m the room looks like it’s spinning

baybepnay: and it gets all dark

baybepnay: and i’m in a club

baybepnay: and i see ya from a far..

baybepnay: and i go walk over to you and you give me a

muddslide lol

shab00tyTM: AHHAHAA

shab00tyTM: thats so like somethin that’d happen in real life

baybepnay: so i take a sip off it.. and i’m drunk off my

ASS

baybepnay: and you were like.. uuum.. you ok val..

shab00tyTM: nice

baybepnay: lol

shab00tyTM: then what

baybepnay: and i was like hold on i gotta go pee

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: and you were like.. ok that was random

baybepnay: and i go running to the bathroom

baybepnay: when i open the door.. it’s like a strip club

baybepnay: with poles and shit

shab00tyTM: and u felt compelled to start pole dancing?

baybepnay: and the next thing i know is that i’m taking

off my clothes cuz i wanna go on da pole

shab00tyTM: aw shiet

baybepnay: i had some pretty under garments let me tell

ya

baybepnay: and then i see ya..

baybepnay: and i had on green.. and you were like.. i

don’t like that color val.. and you snap your fingers and

my panties and stuff turn to red

shab00tyTM: *smiles*

shab00tyTM: yea green=gold digger

(money)

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: but you didn’t like that either

baybepnay: you were like.. uumm that’s too hooker like

for you

shab00tyTM: tru red=time of month

baybepnay: so you snap your fingers again and it turns to

baby pink :

shab00tyTM: nice

shab00tyTM: yeaaaaaa

shab00tyTM: thats how i like it

baybepnay: haha

baybepnay: and so then you sit down..

baybepnay: and i get on this pole

baybepnay: and i liked jumped on it.. and twirled.. and

then

baybepnay: ….

baybepnay: …

baybepnay: my dream ended

shab00tyTM: damn

shab00tyTM: that was the elite’st dream i heard in a long ass

time

shab00tyTM: were u like all hot and bothered?

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: i was excited to dance the pole lol

baybepnay: and i really liked what i had on..

baybepnay: my outfit was kute as shit

shab00tyTM: actually when i snapped my fingers and the color

of your panties changed i think those were just a new product

coming out, when they get wet they change color =)

baybepnay: HAHA

shab00tyTM: damn val im impressed

baybepnay: what?

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: for what?

shab00tyTM: at ur dream

shab00tyTM: im flattered

baybepnay: haha..

baybepnay: it was a dream.. anything can happen

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: you were cute as shit in da dream.. your

body was so hott

baybepnay: all chizzeled out

baybepnay: 6 pack

shab00tyTM: damn

shab00tyTM: tru it must be a dream in real life i got an 8pack

;-) sike

baybepnay:

lol

baybepnay:

did i talk to you

last nite?

shab00tyTM:

talk or chat

baybepnay:

chat?

shab00tyTM:

i think

baybepnay:

hhmm.. i wonder

what musta triggered that dream

shab00tyTM:

ur love for me

baybepnay:

lol

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blingtothebling:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031118/48

1/tur10111180043&e=15&ncid=481

blingtodabling: she’s gotta be fuckable

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: some1 showd me that

shab00tyTM: or wait i saw that on a website

shab00tyTM: LOL

blingtothebling: lol

shab00tyTM:

My only question is

shab00tyTM: SUG from subspace hehe posted that

blingtothebling: lol

shab00tyTM: heh

shab00tyTM: thats so elite

blingtothebling: yea hehe

blingtothebling: you get the get low remix?

shab00tyTM: poor kid was probably born w/ the ability to see in

the dark

blingtothebling: lol

shab00tyTM: heh

blingtothebling: built in night vision

shab00tyTM: i kno right

shab00tyTM: able to breast feed from black holes

blingtothebling: haha

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: aka nipples ;-)

shab00tyTM: yo

u like my blog

shab00tyTM:

its good shit right

blingtothebling: yea hehe

shab00tyTM: =p

blingtothebling: i like the one where you slammed you dick

so she could kiss it lol

shab00tyTM: lol =p

shab00tyTM: i remember that =p

Permalink Posted in: misc Comments(0) November 19, 2003