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MY HERO,

Sacha Baron

Cohen…

AKA,

ALI G:

PEEP OUT HIS BANKNOTES (:  . . .

h0wardst3rn+al|-g=shab00ty

$$$

hhh

aaa

-1-

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 30, 2003

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NOTE TO SELF AND EVERY1 ELSE:

my b0I ,

HOWARD STERN

will be on the DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW

MONDAY NIGHT

(check your local listings).

here i got it from the CBS website:

Tonight’s Guests : Howard Stern, Iggy Pop with Sum 41

Weeknights: 11:30pm ET/PT

this is soo important I interuptted writing a paper to post this

$$$

(well i wasnt really writing a paper, im stalled after the first sentence)

h0||a

$$–sha—$$

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 30, 2003

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AWAY MESSAGE:

oobaagoobaaa

that means:

writing a paper which is anal railing me (figuratively of course)

(or should i say literarily/literary) (note that says like literature-ary NOT LITERALLY)

$$

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Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 30, 2003

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PERSON THIS IS TARGETED TO BLOCKLISTED ME, BUT WHAT THE HELL…

“SHA’S -BLOG- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT”

reason i love the hell out of my blog,

it gets me in trouble a lot but w/ who?

those w/ no sense of humor… so if people w/o a sense of humor are mad at me what is the harm in that for me, a comic.? can’t be a true artist and keep everyone happy or bite your tounge and make every1 happy…

it weeds out the hard asses, uptight, need to mellow out people… and i am all for that..

h0lla ;)

L A U G H I N G

T H I N G S

O F F

…

learn to do it

or live life bounded in a box of “bore” noun. One that is wearingly dull, repetitive, or tedious.

$incerely,

$

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 25, 2003

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When I’m not in my Scarface marble tub,

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

blingtwodabling: damn that shit would have so

many hoes in there

blingtwodabling:

looks like

they filled it up

with hypnotiq

~~~

 blingtwodabling:

oh did i

show you the sign

language i’m

learning?

shab00tyTM:

nah

blingtwodabling:

all

right hold on

shab00tyTM:

k

~~~~

EASED UP, SONN!!!

~~~

blingtwodabling: you ever see anyone beat

super mario brothers in 11 minutes?

shab00tyTM: na

shab00tyTM: the nes one?

blingtwodabling: i just watch some nerd do it

blingtwodabling: yes,

smb3

shab00tyTM: i wanna see

blingtwodabling:

http://homepage3.nifty.com/nura/images/moSMB3.wmv

blingtwodabling:

that slut flew

through them levels

blingtwodabling:

super nerd made it look simple

blingtwodabling:

slit blew my mind I

was like WTF

~

HAPPY EARLY TURKEY DAY IN CASE I DON’T DO ANY UPDATES FOR A WHILE LOL

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 25, 2003

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THERE IS NOTHIG BETTER THEN BEING IN A GOOD MOOD YET BEING “GORILLA”

(fear fake screenames edited out)

biznatch124: yo please take me off your website

shab00tyTM: its not my website its a blog

shab00tyTM: k when i get a chane

shab00tyTM: chance

shab00tyTM: ill change ur s/n

shab00tyTM: and get ya off

biznatch124: asap thanks

shab00tyTM: shesh

shab00tyTM: whats the big deal ne way

biznatch124: i don’t want to be all over the internet or whatever it’s shady

shab00tyTM: sigh paranoid

biznatch124: its just creepy dude

shab00tyTM: its not like its naked pix =p

shab00tyTM: its called get a sense of humor ;P but leme stop be4 u get bitter

biznatch124: not so much

shab00tyTM: ill make ya deal w/ u..ill take off ur previous convo on there and ill add this one in there, and ill put in afake screename for “REMOVED%n”

*** Auto-response from “REMOVED”: YES!:-D

shab00tyTM: k ur screname is fully edited out

shab00tyTM: but im bout to post this chat dialogue

IM A GOOD COMPROMISER RIGHT?

I THINK IT GOES

BRIDGE BURNER #1

COMPROMISER #2

APATHETIC #3 (AKA DONT GIVE A FCKx0R)

$$

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 25, 2003

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excuse the lack of updates but…

i’ve been uber busy

and right now i could use a nap…

check back later lol

lol 60minutes tonight: more americans watch porn then sporting events

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/11/21/60minutes/main585049.shtml

but see me, i turn my p0rn watchin INTO a sporting event, so I don’t know where I would fall in the statistics :)

h0lla

-sha-

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 23, 2003

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I WILL FILL IN DETAILS WHEN IT IS OFFICAL

but . . .

yes, it’s that serious (:

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 21, 2003

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baybepnay: did i tell you i had a dream about

you?

shab00tyTM: nah.

shab00tyTM: tell me bout it

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: uumm no

shab00tyTM: pl

shab00tyTM: plz

shab00tyTM: was it sexual

baybepnay: haha.. it was weird

baybepnay: like you weren’t you

baybepnay: but you were you

baybepnay: i can’t explain

shab00tyTM: hehe

shab00tyTM: tell me =p

shab00tyTM: what were we doin

baybepnay: ok.. so the part were i remember .. i was in a

cheerleadin outfit righ

shab00tyTM: yea

baybepnay: and i had the pompoms and shit

shab00tyTM: thats sexy

baybepnay: and i guess i was goin to a game to cheer

baybepnay: and i end up in a stadium

shab00tyTM: yea

shab00tyTM: and under the bleechers?

baybepnay: and all of a sudden.. some boy just slams the

shit outta the basketball into the hoop

baybepnay: and i hear everyone cheerin your name..

baybepnay: but they were saying shaBOOTY.. got the

BOOTY BOOTY

shab00tyTM: ASHAHAHHAHA

shab00tyTM: that is PHAT AS SHIT

baybepnay: so i’m hear cheering for you i guess

baybepnay: and then the next thing i know…. i look for

you and i’m the room looks like it’s spinning

baybepnay: and it gets all dark

baybepnay: and i’m in a club

baybepnay: and i see ya from a far..

baybepnay: and i go walk over to you and you give me a

muddslide lol

shab00tyTM: AHHAHAA

shab00tyTM: thats so like somethin that’d happen in real life

baybepnay: so i take a sip off it.. and i’m drunk off my

ASS

baybepnay: and you were like.. uuum.. you ok val..

shab00tyTM: nice

baybepnay: lol

shab00tyTM: then what

baybepnay: and i was like hold on i gotta go pee

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: and you were like.. ok that was random

baybepnay: and i go running to the bathroom

baybepnay: when i open the door.. it’s like a strip club

baybepnay: with poles and shit

shab00tyTM: and u felt compelled to start pole dancing?

baybepnay: and the next thing i know is that i’m taking

off my clothes cuz i wanna go on da pole

shab00tyTM: aw shiet

baybepnay: i had some pretty under garments let me tell

ya

baybepnay: and then i see ya..

baybepnay: and i had on green.. and you were like.. i

don’t like that color val.. and you snap your fingers and

my panties and stuff turn to red

shab00tyTM: *smiles*

shab00tyTM: yea green=gold digger

(money)

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: but you didn’t like that either

baybepnay: you were like.. uumm that’s too hooker like

for you

shab00tyTM: tru red=time of month

baybepnay: so you snap your fingers again and it turns to

baby pink :

shab00tyTM: nice

shab00tyTM: yeaaaaaa

shab00tyTM: thats how i like it

baybepnay: haha

baybepnay: and so then you sit down..

baybepnay: and i get on this pole

baybepnay: and i liked jumped on it.. and twirled.. and

then

baybepnay: ….

baybepnay: …

baybepnay: my dream ended

shab00tyTM: damn

shab00tyTM: that was the elite’st dream i heard in a long ass

time

shab00tyTM: were u like all hot and bothered?

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: i was excited to dance the pole lol

baybepnay: and i really liked what i had on..

baybepnay: my outfit was kute as shit

shab00tyTM: actually when i snapped my fingers and the color

of your panties changed i think those were just a new product

coming out, when they get wet they change color =)

baybepnay: HAHA

shab00tyTM: damn val im impressed

baybepnay: what?

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: for what?

shab00tyTM: at ur dream

shab00tyTM: im flattered

baybepnay: haha..

baybepnay: it was a dream.. anything can happen

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: you were cute as shit in da dream.. your

body was so hott

baybepnay: all chizzeled out

baybepnay: 6 pack

shab00tyTM: damn

shab00tyTM: tru it must be a dream in real life i got an 8pack

;-) sike

baybepnay:

lol

baybepnay:

did i talk to you

last nite?

shab00tyTM:

talk or chat

baybepnay:

chat?

shab00tyTM:

i think

baybepnay:

hhmm.. i wonder

what musta triggered that dream

shab00tyTM:

ur love for me

baybepnay:

lol

~~~~~~

blingtothebling:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031118/48

1/tur10111180043&e=15&ncid=481

blingtodabling: she’s gotta be fuckable

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: some1 showd me that

shab00tyTM: or wait i saw that on a website

shab00tyTM: LOL

blingtothebling: lol

shab00tyTM:

My only question is

shab00tyTM: SUG from subspace hehe posted that

blingtothebling: lol

shab00tyTM: heh

shab00tyTM: thats so elite

blingtothebling: yea hehe

blingtothebling: you get the get low remix?

shab00tyTM: poor kid was probably born w/ the ability to see in

the dark

blingtothebling: lol

shab00tyTM: heh

blingtothebling: built in night vision

shab00tyTM: i kno right

shab00tyTM: able to breast feed from black holes

blingtothebling: haha

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: aka nipples ;-)

shab00tyTM: yo

u like my blog

shab00tyTM:

its good shit right

blingtothebling: yea hehe

shab00tyTM: =p

blingtothebling: i like the one where you slammed you dick

so she could kiss it lol

shab00tyTM: lol =p

shab00tyTM: i remember that =p

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 19, 2003

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lazy update (: [no colors]

but i gotta give props to my boys for representing ;) [aliases: leroy/fatalimage]

~~~

[20:57] shab00tyTM: whats new w/ u

[20:57] andreakeyroth: i got into a cosmetology school and i start tuesday so im excited

shab00tyTM: do u know if you have to be “accepted” into beauty school , or do u just pay and take classes their

Shilove15: usually pay and takle classes

Shilove15: Its like high school cometology only for adults lol

shab00tyTM: yea girl be fakin

shab00tyTM: talkin bout bein accepted

shab00tyTM: tru

shab00tyTM: lol

Shilove15: lol accepted to beauty school, whats the qualifications, “Whats the difference between eyeshadow and eyeliner………correct, u’r in!”

shab00tyTM: LOL!

shab00tyTM: shab00tyTM: but my other friend who dropped out of schoo

shab00tyTM: was sayin she got accepted

jamie187: oh. well what can u do with a journalism degree?

jamie187: i def know i don’t want to write for the rest fo my life

shab00tyTM: yea i dont wanna write either i wanna talk :P and converse w/ people and maybe even interview the token stripper or two :)

jamie187: riiiiiight

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: ur tellin me strippers arent interesting ;) j/

jamie187: is that all u talk about? strippers and stuff

shab00tyTM: well im too poor to talk with them (usually they talk w/ them on ur lap) so all i can afford to do is talk bout em so yea

jamie187: so i am assuming u dont have a g/f

jamie187: i’m gg watch t/v bye

shab00tyTM: lol

*** Auto-response from jamie187: What’s with today, today?

shab00tyTM: i dont got a g/f but i got a date later if that makes it better ;)

shab00tyTM: LOL

p.s.

update: I DO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, SO FUCK OFF WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ABOVE CHAT DIALOG WHOS SCREENAME I EDITED OUT W/ A FAKE ONE THANK U DRIVE THRU

random ass, how to dress up like alex from a clockwork orange:

[16:54] bass breakfast: all you need is white outfit, white suspenders, an little bowler hat and an eyelash

Away Message:

MY FAV COOKIE: SOFT BATCH COOKIES ROCK MY WORLD :)MY FAV MOVIE EVER IS: CLOCKWORK ORANGE$$$FAV SONG EVER: Devil in Jersey City by Coheed and Cambria(download it) (and tell me why I it’s here) h0lla

VIEW THIS VIDEO BE4 READING FOLLOWING CHAT DIALOG

http://movies.flabber.nl/Vibrating.Cell/vibrator.mpeg

xlizziex: i’m taking a look right now

shab00tyTM: k

shab00tyTM: show to soomie

xlizziex: hah thas a stupid commercial

shab00tyTM: lol

xlizziex: i dun think soomi wants to see it tho ehh hah

shab00tyTM: not really i wanna buy that celly now for every1 in your suite

xlizziex: hahaha

shab00tyTM: lol

xlizziex: raaiiiite

shab00tyTM: heh why wouldnt she

xlizziex: s’okay i think we all like our cell phones

shab00tyTM: awww

shab00tyTM: all of ur cellies are worthless w/o my # in em

xlizziex: hahahaha

shab00tyTM: $$$

xlizziex: yea uh huh

shab00tyTM: rite?

xlizziex: wutever makes you happy =]

xlizziex: haha

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: hat0r

shab00tyTM: Where Do Babies Come From?

Little Johnny asked, “Mommy, where do babies come from?”

His mother replied, “The stork brings them.”

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, “Then who fucks the storks?

xlizziex: hahaha omg thas messed up

shab00tyTM: lol

xlizziex: little johnny as a potty mouth

shab00tyTM: LOL

shab00tyTM: i didnt write it

shab00tyTM: oh

shab00tyTM: u mean lil johnny in the joke

shab00tyTM: :)

shab00tyTM: hehe

shab00tyTM: i thought u meant lil johnny like that was my nickname

xlizziex: hahahahaha

xlizziex: hahahaha nooooo

xlizziex: i meant the character

shab00tyTM: ehehe my bad

shab00tyTM: cause i got a foul mouth too

xlizziex: hahaha everybody does

shab00tyTM: =p

shab00tyTM: sup?

mdcutest: sorry the person u were talking to must have forgotten to sign off. I’ll do it for them. Tell em that’s dangerous shab!=-O

*** Auto-response sent to mdscutest: Where Do Babies Come From?

Little Johnny asked, “Mommy, where do babies come from?”

His mother replied, “The stork brings them.”

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, “Then who fucks the storks?

shab00tyTM: lol

shab00tyTM: at work?

shab00tyTM: ok ill tell them

mdcutest: scchool maryland university

mdcutest: byebye

mdcutest: :)

shab00tyTM: lol peace

*** “mdcutest” signed off at Tue Nov 18 18:49:44 2003.

crazyshorty2: aint no fun doing it over the computer

crazyshorty2: lol

maddmojo: hehe

maddmojo: tru

crazyshorty2: lol

maddmojo: but when im over your house i wanna hunch u over your computuer and fuck u

maddmojo: thats fun doin it over the computuer

crazyshorty2: lol

crazyshorty2: haha

maddmojo: $$$$$$$$$$

[23:09] *** Auto-response sent to sisenny: ok a girl is officially hot when

..

i just browsed through #145 pix of her and it ends on #1 4 5:

Public Home > Jen’s Pics > me in cage .jpg

AHHH (:

~

RANDOM FAGGOT THAT MSG’D ME TALKIN RANDOM ASS SHIT ….

MidsummerSins: Dark and Lovely? Nah… Tupacs gone whats ur excuse :)

shab00tyTM: say wah

MidsummerSins: its what..

MidsummerSins: as in what did I just say

MidsummerSins: Hey Habib?

shab00tyTM: ?

MidsummerSins: Those bastards at the Wawa, didnt take my coupons

MidsummerSins: You validate?

shab00tyTM: who is this

MidsummerSins: Sharida Douglass

MidsummerSins: Who’s this? Sharif Al-Queef

shab00tyTM: u ready to be blocked?

shab00tyTM: say your peace

shab00tyTM: piece

shab00tyTM: then say peace

MidsummerSins: Meet you on College Avenue?

MidsummerSins: Wait..better yet…

MidsummerSins: Meet you at Belair in 15 if u got balls wigga

RANDOM FUCKING HAT0RS :)

maddmojo: crazyshorty2: aint no fun doing it over the computer

crazyshorty2: lol

maddmojo: hehe

maddmojo: tru

crazyshorty2: lol

maddmojo: but when im over your house i wanna hunch u over your computuer and fuck u

maddmojo: thats fun doin it over the computuer

crazyshorty2: lol

crazyshorty2: haha

maddmojo: $$$$$$$$$$

eye1am: omg tmi

eye1am: lol

eye1am: hahaha

maddmojo: AAHAHAH

maddmojo: u like that eh

eye1am: hell yeah

eye1am: thats my boy

eye1am: lol

maddmojo: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

eye1am: damn i just remeberd some thing

eye1am: haha

eye1am: this sucks

eye1am: good luck with her

maddmojo: lol

maddmojo: what u remember

eye1am: well i was getting pissed cause my b/f has not showed up yet and i remebered that he was he and i broke up with him this sucks

maddmojo: AHAHAHAHA

maddmojo: u forgot u had broken up w/ him?

eye1am: yeah

maddmojo: thats funny as shit

eye1am: i feel stupid

eye1am: lol

eye1am: no it is not

eye1am: god i wonder why i did it

maddmojo: hehe

eye1am: for real though

^^^DUMB ASS :) BUT GOTTA LOVE HER

[13:49] shab00tyTM: yo my suitemate was askin every1 when was the last time u beat you r dick.. i said how would i remeber that unless i was beatin off to a britney spears calandar =) $$

[13:51] ery222: haha

[13:55] shab00tyTM: heh well yea so all i could answer him was which month it was [not the day] (: LOL j/j ne way =)

Permalink Posted in: oldschool Comments(0) November 19, 2003