2003 October | shabooty.com

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da dream (0ct30th) (that i had)

im livin in my old neighborhood

there are a set of roudy ass hullligan new neighbors

the lock on my door /door knob keeps fallin off

random ass lil actin a fool teenie bitches keep barge’ing in and i kick em out

askin to randomly use my bathroom, i say no

ne ways we get to talkin thru the screen door and i dunno how but

an argument wuz started up, i think the word ‘jew’ flew around a couple times

not negatively though leme point that out

they were just more mad i wouldnt let them in

well the most attitudey of em all this bitch gets in

is all mad and tryin to show off in front of her girls

gets in the middle of my living room, over a persian rug

proceeds to dry heave until she actually, starts like

spitting /hurling all ovre the place

it was a projectile vomit cause that shit sprayed

well at that point i had enough

i basically ninja pounce on the chick, to where im pinning her down

at the shoulders (im on top of her)

i go to grab the phone to call the cops , the bitch discons the phone

ne ways i grab my cordless and call the cops etc

i tell em the whole story

a cop comes over, me and her, go over the crime scene

step by step

then we realise we are both sitting in it

…the throw up LOL

ewwwww

and u know the most randomest part of this all

one of our next door neighbors has an old ass grandmother

..if u have seen the old (i dunno bout the new) texas chainsaw massage er massacre

u know how they have like their grandparents there even though

they are just skin and bones

lol well basically we barely had any skin on this biznatch

just almost all bones and some clothes

so the whole event had a key witness

a crusty ass skeleton LOL that happend to be loungin out in my favorite couch

how great LOL

everytime I’d go to my living room id ask my friend

u take yo crusty ass grandmomma back home yet? i aint tryin to touch her hehe

p.s. tell me why there was a scene when she was actually driving us heheeh

and i didnt have my seatbelt on

now thats askin for trouble

i was mad late for school too while all she’s doing is riding around in a circle

i was like ok pull over yo

and i dipp out

the last part i remember was we were in one of my classes

it was either a COMM class or an advertising art class

and we had to make an ad about hockey

i think i was about to encorporate the whole throw up thing into my hockey/ice ad

lol how grimey/dismal is that :)

H0LLLLLLLLA

p.s.

just for reference

i was madd drunk be4 i went to sleep and had thiss dream lol if thats any excuse

and if u didnt like my dream u are just a cameron diaz jizz hairing bitch

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http://members.cox.net/impunity/endofworld.swf

FUNNY FUCNKIN FLASH MOVIE :)

baybepnay: that end the

world thing was some funny shit

AND U KNOW THIS,

MAAAAAANG

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ANALYZE THIS[DREAM]

ok i had a crucial dream…

i was shot at but not like directly

i would go outside my house, see some bullet holes then (essentually i was bein sniped)

go back out later,see sommore bullet holes, flat tire in car in driveway etc

eitehr way kinda unnerving

well ne ways i turn into the niehgghborhood tombraider

i think i even upgrade my gun from a paintball to a pistol

well ne ways im walkin around the nieghborhood trying to find the killer/shooter

walkn around.. it gets snowy etc i see somethin movin ahead kinda in some tree lines and i pop a cap in it, apparently it’s like a wolf that was fighting w/ a polar bear WHOOPS! well for some reason this part of the dream turns into almost like a ANIMAL PLANET show.. i go like, ok folks after popping a cap in wolfs head on accident, i have to write it up and call for a medivac helicoptor to attempt to save its life, so i call in the helecopter and we strap up the wolfy to the harness on the copter and off it goes, me and my educational/students all wave it good bye yayy what a happy ending

now whether or not he survived i dunno! either way thats some crayzie shiznit :)

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shab00tyTM:

yo when can I do my

laundry over there :-)

shab00tyTM: or is that offer off the table

shab00tyTM: lol

pixies4kitty:

hahaha well nikkis doin hers right now

shab00tyTM: yea but does nikki have hello kitty panties

pixies4kitty: haha that is doubtful

shab00tyTM: yea well ne ways

shab00tyTM: would it be random if i was over there washin my

clothes like a homeless person

pixies4kitty: HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

pixies4kitty: well the laundry room is next door to our

room

shab00tyTM: well leme know when i can k :-) i hope this isnt the

last time i tell you this but I GOT A BIG LOAD FOR U

shab00tyTM: AAHAHAHAA

pixies4kitty: HA HA HAHAHAHAHA you’re lucky I like ya,

Shawnie boy :-)

shab00tyTM: yo look what my friend

said about me

shab00tyTM: shab00tyTM: why are ya so coo to me

? :-)

pixies4kitty: you make me laugh, I like ya :-) haha I

think you’re a unique and very cool person

baybepnay: aaww.. that’s sweet

shab00tyTM: agreeeeed

baybepnay: lol

shab00tyTM: later she says

shab00tyTM:

pixies4kitty: you are so naughty, do you

realize that?

pixies4kitty: lol

shab00tyTM: LOL

baybepnay: haha

shab00tyTM: ow i just closed the door

of my friends mini fridge on my finger

baybepnay:

aaww.. *kiss on sha’s finger* to make it

feel betta

shab00tyTM: awww

shab00tyTM: how sweeeeeeeeeet

shab00tyTM: perhaps suckin it will help too

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: you’d like that wouldn’t you

shab00tyTM: *takes dick out/proceeds to close the door on

penis*

baybepnay: lol

baybepnay: you put pain upon your dick

just to get it sucked..

baybepnay: aww shahab..

shab00tyTM: tru

shab00tyTM: its well worth it

shab00tyTM: to have your healing lips on it

shab00tyTM: AHHAHA

shab00tyTM:

therapeutic to the user

baybepnay: LOL.. i luv how you turned something

perverted into something sweet

shab00tyTM: its an art =)

baybepnay: lol

[19:51] shab00tyTM: random question

so how do u group your buddy list

[19:57] ery122:

haha yeah i know people who do it based on

who they talk to the most

[19:58] ery122: i have UMD peeps, homeboys, homegirls, and the

fam

[19:58] ery122: and they are alphabetical

[19:58] ery122: cuz then i know where they are

[19:58] shab00tyTM: im mad im in umd peeps and not homeboys

:-) j/k

[20:00] ery112: haha why

[20:00] shab00tyTM: homeboys is more prestigious

[20:01] ery112: ahh it just means boys that dont goto umd haha

[20:02] shab00tyTM: im about to drop out so i can say im ur

homeboy

[20:02] ery112: lol

[20:03] shab00tyTM: u bailed urself out too when u said u

alphabeticize it because id be like ohh so where am in on ur list

then huh :-)

[20:06] shab00tyTM: and btw about , alphabetizing it so it’s

easier to find people, with trillian , all you do is liike high light a

name, then like if ur looking for some1 like JoeShmoe323

screename u’d just hit the letter J and it will scroll through all of

the online J names till it gets to him

[20:08] ery112: haha thats funny because i was nervous cuz my

friends SN is joeshmoe25

[20:08] shab00tyTM: lol wtf

[20:08] shab00tyTM: what an unoriginal generic name :-)

[20:08] ery112: i had to go back and check the # i thought u like

hacked in my shit

[20:08] shab00tyTM: LOL

[20:09] shab00tyTM: if i was gonna hack ur shit

honey, id first go

for all of the female sounding s/ns baby

[20:09] ery112: haha

[20:11] shab00tyTM: i have a feeling though ur friends arent my

type like i think like in every crew there is that ‘crossover’ person

ya know what im sayin… that can fit in any crew and like thats u

..but that dont mean ur friends are like that :-)

[20:11] ery112: haha yeah alot of my friends arent

[20:11] ery112: i am a crossover… good call

[20:13] shab00tyTM: lol how come all of our chats end in a

compliment for u

[20:14] ery112: hahaha

[20:14] shab00tyTM: i so wanna like bring u back down to earth

one day but the prob is u dont seem to get an inflated ego when

99% of other girls would

[20:15] ery112: yeah… plus i mean.. its a compliment but being a

crossover compared to like you are so gorgeous, you are so

smart… its different… but i take comliments and brush them off

alot… if someones like u look good im like yeah sure ok

[20:15] ery112: haha

[20:15] ery112: thats just me

[20:18] shab00tyTM: yea well if u arent a halfwit like im sure a

lotta ur friends are ud realise a compliment like that holds a lot

more weight then a looks one

how thoughtful is it if some1 wuz like ur pretty but ..if some1

was like ur zelda-like now thats where the wind gets injected in

your lungs and u are invigorated LOL TANGENT :-) $

[20:18] ery112: hahhaha

[20:18] ery112: are you talkin 64 zelda or nintendo zelda

[20:18] shab00tyTM: u are zelda windwaker on gamecube sexy

[20:19] shab00tyTM: not 8-bit NES zelda :-)

[20:19] shab00tyTM: LOL

[20:19] shab00tyTM: "you’re pixilated" :-)

[20:19] shab00tyTM: nah u are 32 frames per second hot

[20:19] ery112: hahahha

[20:19] shab00tyTM: u are cell-shaded blazing

[20:19] shab00tyTM: LOL

[20:20] ery112: ooh baby… all this video game talk is gettin to

me

[20:20] shab00tyTM: ur so pretty if i missed one of the frames in

a second of an animation of u i would feel like im missing a piece

of my heart

[20:20] ery112: jk

[20:20] shab00tyTM: (:

[20:20] ery112: hahha

[20:20] shab00tyTM: yeaa now the

controller vibrating is meaning

a lot more to u isn’t it

[20:20] ery112: haha

[20:20] shab00tyTM: lol

[20:21] shab00tyTM: those are the kinda compliments u should

learn to appreciate :-)

[20:22] ery112: yeahh

hours later… [01:22] shab00tyTM: sup

[01:22] ery112: nothin realld… im drunl

…drunks type so obviously

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sisjenny: grr my car got towed

shab00tyTM: really

shab00tyTM: fuck

sisjenny: yeah, sigh 170 bucks down

the drain

shab00tyTM: did u park it in a random place?

sisjenny: no, went to a courtyards halloween thing

last night, i thought that whole row on the far end

was visitor, which apparently it was until a month or

2 ago, they randomly painted like 2 or 3 spots to say

permit only and thats where i parked

shab00tyTM: aw sowy to hear jenny

shab00tyTM: i still love ya either way =)

sisjenny: haha u love me

despite my loss of 170

dollars, so sweet, haha

shab00tyTM:

impoverished girls are sexy

sisjenny: haha good to know

shab00tyTM: does knowing that make the brunt of

the towing seems less drastic

sisjenny: but of course

shab00tyTM: if i ever lose 180down the drain i

expect u here in my bed there for support

sisjenny: haha i never said

impoverished guys were

sexy

shab00tyTM: AHAHAHA

shab00tyTM: *fishes his wallet out of the toilet* in

that case

sisjenny: hahaha

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[17:16] sisjenny: OMG http://mirrored.flabber.nl/britney.lookalike/

[17:16] sisjenny: scroll through the whole page

copy paste that address im to lazy to html link it for u to click on lol

cyas

-sha-

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my chat w/ JP , sporksjunkie of WHFS’ “JUNKIES In THE MORNING” RADIO SHOW. (nationally syndicated)

(we are tight) :)

him and EB are realll cool down to earth guys….

blast101C4: sup junkx so whats a higher priority or the must watch… the UMD game or the World Series?

JunksMail: i am going back and forth … but I’d have to say Terps right now

blast101C4: agreed i wanna watch the world series game incase any1 hits that taco bell sign… free taco and drink! :-) heh kidding

blast101C4: lol they keep blowin up danny glover’s spot, let the brother eat …by the way if eric moulds plays this week , my third reciever comes down to travis taylor and keyshawn johnson ..who’d u put in? (if he doesnt which he might not, i guess i’m going to play them both) …btw, u ever get a chance to go to the UMD home football games?

JunksMail: keyshawn i guess and we goto some

blast101C4: aight cool ,yo by the way i talkd to oscar “cedric” zeballos about interning ..he said he’s doing interviews in NOV and he’s giving me a call …cause i’m mad persistant (he likes that) :-) ..i didn’t realise you all get like thousands of applications a semester, though. random question; do you think it was easier to be an intern for you all when you were with WJFK, or now with WHFS? It seems like it’s harder with WHFS…more widescale applicants/applications (everybody and their momma).

JunksMail: yeah, maybe so … don’t really know though … more interns hired at HFS

blast101C4: ah .. are there Junks designated interns? or just they hire madd interns and it’s like ..yo the junks needed some people to do so and so … or so and so DJ needs a hand w/ whatevr …

JunksMail: i don’t even know anymore

JunksMail: at jfk, it was all about us

JunksMail: but here i think hfs hires the interns and we get some of them sometimes

blast101C4: i loved WJFK where u would name the interns w/ elite names that the listeners picked etc :-) real fun feel

blast101C4: aye well if I get hired I’m gonna be like my best work will come for the Junkz ..I don’t get sised workin for some peoples I rarely listen to :-) but don’t tell em that hehe…

JunksMail: aite,

JunksMail: JP

blast101C4: rollin’? peace

JunksMail signed off at 11:02:35 PM.

~~~ MY FUTURE CO-WORKER? perhaps unless I TRUMP THEM! :) j/k ~~~

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[18:26] angel1ab: i have an oral fixation

[18:26] shab00tyTM: really

[18:26] shab00tyTM: what u like suckin on

[18:27] angel1ab: whatever will fulfil that addiction at the moment

[18:27] shab00tyTM: o really

[18:28] angel1ab: yeah

[18:28] shab00tyTM: i got somethin for that adDICKtion

[18:28] angel1ab: lol

HAHHAHAHAHHBIATTTTTTCH :)

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BERLIN (AFP) - Germans are screaming, moaning and panting for the latest nightlife craze — porno karaoke.

AFP/File Photo

Film producers Satt und Durstig organized a premiere in Berlin last month after a successful test run in the northern city of Hamburg and the trend has already spawned imitators in other major cities.

The event follows the rules of traditional karaoke but instead of standing in for Whitney Houston or Frank Sinatra, contestants belt out the parts of adult movie stars.

Players pair off in male-female teams as a XXX film is loaded into the projector. With the sound turned off, each duo is handed two microphones and has one minute to provide the aural fireworks for the action on the screen.

The crowd, which tends to find the show more comic than erotic, then chooses the couple that has given the most convincing, creative and ecstatic performance while faking an orgasm before hundreds of strangers.

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